TRANSCRIPT: We here at The Savannah Food and Drug Alliance strive to bring you the best in meat, rubber, and meat-like products. Our scientists have recreated the farm-to-table hometown feel with products like our 3-D printed Savannah pancakes; our technically-baked, bioengineered bread; and our genetically-modified free range salmin. We cater to a range of diets, including those high in benzodiazepines and ChyClo. We offer discounted catering on a four-tier system - the first, for mandatory gatherings in large groups, the second for corporate meetings, the third for home entertaining, and the fourth for individual meals. You’re sure to enjoy a tasty Savannah Shake on your break during your long, hard working day. Savannah Food will provide you the energy needed for the 15-hour shifts! The 20-hour shifts! Even the thirty-six hour shifts! Call your nutritionist today to discuss plans and pricing. Bon appetit! [sped up] The SFDA is not responsible for injuries resulting from any of our products and cannot be held liable for injuries caused as a result of consuming them. The use of French does not constitute an acknowledgment of the Government of France or any of its respective territories as a sovereign state. [Superspeed] These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.

ADDITIONAL NOTES: Written by Brad Colbroock and Tal Minear. Recorded and Produced by Tal Minear.

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