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Yo what's up guys and welcome back to the

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What's Good podcast. This is not the Christmas special

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but we've got a bit festive. Jeez. Heating

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up. Heating up. We've got some mulled

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wine here. Have you seen the reacts clip where

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me, Josh and Ethan are talking about what's good

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or I don't know what I think it was

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all about you. Oh no yeah you were reacting to me.

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Yeah and then it cuts to one clip that's like a

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Halloween special. Oh yeah. And we've got

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this tiny little. Yeah yeah yeah and they

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were yeah it was like a little pumpkin.

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Yeah but it was it was literally like

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three inches. I think also well it's not

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little. It's pretty average to me.

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I watched that clip because I reacted obviously to you guys reacting

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to me and I think that

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one wasn't necessarily the Halloween special. I thought this.

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It was like after. It was the week after. Yeah yeah but

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even still the actual Halloween special wasn't that great either. Just had

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an extra one probably. Yeah yeah but

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they were laughing at how shit our podcast was which actually we're changing

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now. John's got involved so he you know

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he thinks he can improve it but I'm still not yet to

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be decided. I think that we

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don't we'll upload till New Year's. Yeah

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and then we wait until we hit a mil. Yeah yeah yeah

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yeah because you got to remember guys we're 15k away. 15k

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away. And maybe we get a nice little break. We

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haven't missed a week in a long time. JJ told us

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we couldn't do it we did it. Yeah you know but

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no we obviously you got to hit we got

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to make the set once we hit a mil so it's like we

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don't know when to start making the set. So if

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we don't hit a mil we're just not gonna come back. Oh

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no we're now gonna get unsubbed. To be

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fair we can if that what we'll do is

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yeah it's to hit a mil but

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then if we start going down it was

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for the New Year. Oh yeah true yeah yeah yeah

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yeah yeah well John has put forward the request

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now to start building it so we've got an idea.

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Does it have a timeline? Do you know how long

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it takes? They

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can work to what we need basically they're flexible. The only

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problem is New Year's. We can turn it around in two

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to three weeks I think. Interesting.

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So I think like yeah I think New Year's start of

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New Year's. We deserve

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a week off. Yeah second week of New Year's. I mean

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we've done the same podcast every year we talk about New

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Year's. resolutions and then the same resolutions every year

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oh yes hundreds of more water this year I want

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to be healthy yeah yeah yeah we wrote in a

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book one

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time didn't we we actually wrote down like three or four

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of them who has that book it

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was one of my note no pads ages

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ago and I was yeah the new year's

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solution with the writing a book but now

2:30

got a few banging topics today we

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will do like the more Christmas orientated

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one yeah orientated you

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know when American like frat houses they have

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orientation right or is it is it what's

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the other way initiation yeah yeah what would

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your initiation be if your clan well I'm

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not part of any class if I would

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it would start with a C yeah

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no I got what

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it's not supposed to start with but I also thought see I

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would have chosen a different letter how

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else you spelling clan oh what

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would my initiation

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meet it would be you

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have to where

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is it bad for them or is it like a

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like is it like a mocking thing well so I

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think usually some sort of human humiliation involved right there's

3:17

this initiation and this hazing and

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then hazing is more than the bad one like

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fucking a pig's head that would

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be that would be depending

3:25

if you liked it that's amazing if you like it

3:27

what the black black

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merrier episode yeah that's what I was

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based on David Cameron I apparently he did that I

3:34

heard the gate pig gay yeah yeah there you go John

3:36

is that enough controversial for you John's got it's

3:38

like a really hot like a big hard-on thing we don't talk about

3:40

controversial things in this podcast and just

3:43

something to explain we're like no

3:45

I had so many stories of these kind of things

3:47

of initiation oh you would have shouldn't you enter the

3:49

private school uni

3:51

all right in whole okay the

3:54

opposite okay one was they're gross well what

3:56

this one's gross I really hope they wouldn't

3:58

make me drink this Grosser than that?

4:03

I locally think I'd prefer to drink piss

4:05

than this. Okay. But it

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would be different for different people. That was pretty good. It

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was all the... this is really bad.

4:12

All of the new

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people had to basically... You

4:16

had to sniff a line of coke off

4:19

the person next to you's penis. Okay.

4:22

Which probably... This was not, by the way, anything to do

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with me. It was like a... you know the urban myths

4:26

of like, Oh, the worst one they did for this was

4:29

this. Yeah. That was a rugby one. Which

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part? This is bad, by the way. Snorting coke

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off a

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random guy's penis. Which guy? You

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know him. You know him. No! It's initiation. Well, who...

4:41

Oh, well, but like... So you might turn up to

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initiation and there's people from all over the uni in

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your year that have gone, Alright,

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I want to join as well. And you're like,

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Oh, nice to meet you. Okay. Okay. Right, yeah. You.

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Him. If I knew the person, it'd be much more...

4:53

Well, and what if he had like a 15 inch cock? Even

4:57

better, better, better. That's a really long line.

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Exactly what I'm saying. That's... no, but that was... Bro, if I'm

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gonna do it, if I'm gonna do it, I want it to

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be like a nice dick, you know what I'm saying? I don't

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want like a... I'd be... Well,

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then I heard... there was another one that I heard. But

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again, might be an urban myth. They

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had to... There was a big hill. Oh,

5:16

no. And you get put in a

5:18

shopping trolley. Okay. And your hands and

5:20

feet get tied together with ties. Yeah.

5:24

And they push you down the hill. And

5:26

the whole point is you have to undo them and get

5:28

out the trolley before the road at the bottom. Is there

5:30

a road of like cars? Yes. Oh, then I... And then

5:32

someone died and they couldn't do it anymore. Yeah, that sounds

5:35

bad. Could be fake. But I heard it.

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If it's down a little hill, it'd be okay. No,

5:39

no, it was like a... Yeah. Like on... I'd rather

5:41

drink piss then. Yeah. Yeah. Any

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stories? No. Oh, no. You went to uni? I

5:45

went to uni. Well, I went to uni, but

5:48

I didn't really... Wasn't real uni. Yeah, it was...

5:50

Yeah, it wasn't really. It was just a fast

5:52

course. Proper freshers

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and stuff. I kind of just stayed on my flat. Went

5:56

to lectures. Did you go to uni?

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I did. What was... You're about no,

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I wasn't in any teams or anything. No, but like did you surely

6:03

you heard of and miss I was there for two months and I

6:05

had these Yeah, rugby teams everyone knows

6:07

the rugby team miss. Rugby teams get like I heard

6:09

about a rugby team apparently drinking They would have a

6:11

cup mixed with pot bud pot

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piss pot come and that was the initiation

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Yeah, like it was like everybody's really great.

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Yeah Army guys if

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you ever speak to army if you ever speak to

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army guys talk about the talk about them with the

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initiation stuff They get heavy with them. You don't wonder

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that I do feel for like I Mean

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rude am I right in saying rugby is associated with

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like all boys school Kind

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of thing these initiations are kind of like

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they usually come from that all boys thing Yeah, I

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think so Yes Like you do have to like it's

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probably a really serious topic by the way like like

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if you're literally just living with men Like

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surely that is that gives you more of an inclination

6:46

to then do wish like that Because

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you don't really know maybe because you don't get any scaled

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down with like yeah. Yeah. Yeah I don't know what's meant

6:52

to bind you isn't it you went to do something disgusting

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so you're all in the same level I Hate

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it well, it's not like There's

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some that are like a bit humiliating and also fun

7:04

Like I know there was one that was they

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just went on like they met in this

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random basement They played drinking games

7:11

Yeah And then they all got blindfolded and led

7:14

and they all they did was go like around the house and

7:16

back in Okay, but none of them knew where they were and

7:18

they had to do stuff like you know if you if you

7:20

get lost Then you have to down a

7:23

drink or whatever. Yeah, there's loads of like random games

7:25

But it sounded kind of funny, but also It's

7:28

a little embarrassing yeah Do

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not know what you think that's not gross. Yeah,

7:32

it's not gross like it's not it's not like

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oh, that's gross Yeah, it's

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like oh, that's disgusting Yeah I get the the

7:39

concept of like doing something to make sure you're

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all gonna be like loyal and not you know

7:43

I guess to Get in I guess that makes

7:45

sense, but not like doing something that sounds like

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some like Sounds

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like some Nazi shit. It does It

7:52

does not mean like you have to prove yourself worthy because

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what if right what if I was the best rugby player

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in the world Right drink come

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and I go there, and I'm like I

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don't I don't want to I'm not gonna drink piss

8:02

everyone's gonna hate me. I'm probably not gonna get in the team

8:07

But like But

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the Illuminati shit That's the Illuminati shit is meant to be

8:11

that everyone like fucks the pigs head like you said like

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David Cameron because then they all Have blackmail on each other

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the idea is that everyone doesn't know and steps out of

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line because you can always fuck someone over That's

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the idea. That's apparently how it works. Yeah, I'd

8:23

rather just like pay for like a membership to

8:25

like, you know American golf type of

8:27

tapping, you know, I mean like just

8:29

become a member of something Right.

8:32

So if I would Ian if you guys all made me

8:34

do an initiation where I had to Do

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troops initiation? You're

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the last ones join. Yeah We're

8:42

gonna reinitiate, you know But

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if we were all to do it and you were like,

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oh we've all done this but

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like You're gonna do it now and then

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we have it on you So, you know if something goes wrong, we

8:55

can we can basically blackmail you I'm

8:57

just gonna go You

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know what? Yeah, I did it. So

9:01

did all of them and then you'll go no, he

9:03

didn't know he didn't Martha. Yeah. Yeah Yeah,

9:06

yeah, you know what? You can't do that.

9:08

You can't be the only snitch. I mean

9:11

be a bit of all an hour and they'll get you I want out. Yeah,

9:13

you need a little bit of Illuminati.

9:16

I'm talking like rugby club cricket University

9:19

of Manchester have had a positive version of Apple

9:22

Bobby using their mouth to put that wrap from

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book it spider It

9:27

just seems a bit unnecessary isn't necessary but you

9:29

know No,

9:32

just clean right no No,

9:35

okay. Yeah, I agree The

9:37

time has also learned of instances of other

9:40

universities of carrots being inserted into players and

9:42

of a so-called human centipede Which involves players

9:44

in the line sticking their thumbs into the

9:46

back sides of their teammates in front of

9:49

them Look

10:00

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, please don't have that in, have you

10:02

ever seen it? I've seen, yeah, I've seen all

10:04

of them. Oh, three, there's three? Yeah. What

10:06

made you watch the second one? The first one. True,

10:08

true. I also want to take back some of

10:10

this on the podcast. You know how I was like, I was like, J.J.

10:12

thing, I didn't actually mean it, like, I don't actually mean it. When

10:15

we spoke it, we were talking, we were at the 50 Cent

10:17

constant. I brought it up to you, and you're like, oh, I don't

10:19

think I've word it actually. Yeah, we're trying to like, prayer and

10:21

call you, and actually when we were talking to, about it in

10:23

front of people, like not on the podcast, I was like, you

10:25

know how I wouldn't actually do this. Same time I think you

10:27

would. No, no, no, no, no, it went on, I was next to

10:29

J.J. actually. He was like, yeah, it's a bit weird. You told

10:31

J.J.? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I was like, actually, nah,

10:34

you know what, I meant to say

10:36

more like- But I think you would if it came from a genuine

10:38

place with J.J., like a really

10:40

like, it's not J.J. going like,

10:42

now I want you to. And then it's a

10:44

J.J. really like pleading you to. If it like saved

10:46

his life, I'm obviously gonna do that. Yeah, that's obvious,

10:48

yeah. But I'm talking he's just like, bro, I'm like,

10:51

I really, really need this.

10:53

No, no, no, no, I don't think so. No,

10:57

no, no, I don't think so. I think I actually,

10:59

I would still, you know, Jesus one

11:01

was still valid. Sorry again, sorry, I know

11:03

I had a lot of people. But

11:05

it annoyed you for the wrong reason. Well, I was 57 once. I think I

11:07

still would. Because I'm just saying, right, we went and saw 57. Yeah.

11:10

And outside you could buy a meet and greet. Yeah, I

11:12

know we should have done that. I was almost tempted to

11:15

do it for him. Just to prove this to

11:17

say like, we've got to turn and go, by the way, he

11:19

said, if you ever want to suck it, he would. No, also,

11:21

also, I think I would ruin my chances of

11:24

making a song with him. That would do it.

11:26

Yeah, did you see that at his show, Uncommer, I think it

11:28

was Uncommert, it matters to one else. They

11:31

got set on fire. The pyrotechnics, go

11:33

to 57th Instagram. What? Yeah, it's

11:36

not that serious. But he was walking past the pyrotechnics,

11:40

what do you call that? Just pyrotechnics? Yeah, and

11:42

it sets him on fire. It takes

11:45

a long time for you. He posts

11:47

so much stuff, by the way. Gone real, just

11:49

scroll down. Cause it's probably not a thumbnail for it.

11:52

Maybe that one. Try it. I

11:54

mean, there's a lot of smoke. There you go, yeah. There

11:56

you go, fire. Oh,

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bro doesn't even realize. It took you

12:01

so long! Bro, hold his shorts down. I

12:04

know. Can you imagine if he wasn't wearing underwear like that

12:06

though? By the way, it's not 50 Cent. That's

12:10

unreal. Wait, click more replies on the

12:12

which artist is on that stage comment. You just hovering

12:15

over it. The top one, yeah. It's

12:18

not Burna Boy. I don't know who it is. I thought it was not Uncle Murda, but

12:20

I don't know. Wow. That's funny. Yeah.

12:23

Funny. This is at the top. No,

12:27

he's just tagging his brands. Oh. He's

12:31

done that in every tweet since he ever started. He

12:33

always tagged his brands. It's so funny. I think there's

12:35

even one where he was like, he got in trouble

12:37

for it because he was like, I'll rest in peace

12:39

someone. Hashtag my whiskey. But in his defense,

12:41

he has it on everything. So it's kind of like, I'm

12:43

not sure where you draw the line there. But

12:46

okay, if there were to be initiation for the truth, what would it be? Also,

12:50

yeah, Nick was trying to clip that. There's a Bert Kreischer podcast clip where

12:52

he was like, if I saw Drake right now, I'd just suck his dick.

12:55

And I put it in our podcast group like, oh, uh...

12:58

Similar energy. Yeah. I feel like

13:00

they watch us. This troops initiation, is this for

13:02

the like, just to bind you

13:04

or make you a group or is it because you get

13:06

massive benefits from being in the troops? Is that what it

13:08

is? You don't get anything. Yeah. Now

13:11

that's what I'm saying. You tried to do it, John. Before

13:13

this, he was like, if one person had to be added to the troops,

13:15

who would it be? And then he was like, he was like, also, not

13:17

saying me. Obviously, I know

13:19

it's not me. But then you keep saying, obviously it's

13:21

not me. And now I'm thinking like... It's not me, right?

13:25

Yeah. And now it's me. What

13:27

would the initiation be? Yeah. If

13:29

someone, say me, had to do an initiation. I'm not

13:31

the one who listed all the people he would suck

13:33

off. So true. True. You weren't one of them, John.

13:35

What would the initiation be? Would... Hmm.

13:40

It wouldn't be bad. You got to send more than 10,000 messages in the

13:42

chat. I think... Oh,

13:46

what would it be? I think it would

13:48

be... I

13:50

think it would be you have to release a video

13:52

where you're doing something that people watching don't realise.

13:55

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. So

13:57

you've got to do something to embarrass them. Each

13:59

of us has a... has to do one thing embarrassing throughout

14:01

the course of the next year that you can't explain to

14:03

anyone. Even on the podcast, you can't be like, oh yeah,

14:06

the difference is. Yeah, like

14:08

it'd be, I don't know what it would be. Ethan always

14:10

joked about when we did a FIFA tournament and he was like,

14:13

we were talking about a punishment and we were obviously like, it

14:15

has to be YouTube friendly. So it ended

14:17

up just being, you gotta do

14:19

that TikTok if you want. No,

14:21

it ended up just being like, you gotta wear a

14:23

Hawaiian t-shirt for like three videos and not mention it.

14:25

Yeah, yeah, okay, cool. And- It's been a little bit

14:27

tame, yeah. That was a FIFA tournament

14:29

six, seven years ago. Yeah.

14:32

And Ethan was like, oh, you

14:35

gotta get your partner or a

14:38

girl to basically suck you off while you're

14:40

playing FIFA, but under the

14:42

desk. And you just don't, you

14:44

can't mention it in the video. Oh, while streaming, you know. Well,

14:46

no, no, what, in a video? But you don't mention it. Yeah,

14:49

go ahead. For the whole time, you're just playing the game. Yeah,

14:51

yeah. No, I would never do that. Right.

14:55

Yeah, that sounds cool. Yeah, what would it be

14:57

for you? No, I'm

14:59

down for that. I can do that. What

15:01

do you think it should be? What would our initiation be? Oh,

15:05

the dick suck. To those of you

15:07

that have seen the cookie race from Blue Mountain State, my friends

15:10

and I use that one for a club in induction. For

15:12

those who aren't familiar, it's when you put a cookie in your

15:14

ass crack and race. Loser has to eat

15:16

a cookie. Eat the cookie. And if it falls, you have

15:18

to eat the cookie. Wow.

15:22

That is pretty good. That show was so good by the

15:24

way. Yeah, watch it. What? Blue

15:27

Mountain State was so good. I remember when Netflix first came

15:29

out, I was on there and it was, you think it

15:31

was on? Sick. So good. So

15:33

funny. you know, that's cool.

15:35

And then years go by and you're like, than

15:38

I even thought it was. Yeah, it had three seasons. And

15:40

a movie. Really? I think

15:42

I'm sure you would have seen that. I miss

15:44

films like this one. I know they were very cringe. American

15:46

Pie was such a good like series of films, right? But

15:48

that whole genre of just like, maybe. Who's

15:51

Alan Richardson? Well,

15:53

he's sad. Yeah, but what's

15:56

the end? He's in Rachel. He's in a Jack Rachel. Yeah,

15:58

Jack Rachel. And it's sick. It's so. He's

16:00

in Thunder Games. Titans. That's what

16:02

we get. Titans, yeah. I

16:04

love when it's like, people go, oh, what's he in? And everyone just lists

16:06

the things that they've seen. It's

16:08

like he's in this. I haven't seen it. Yeah.

16:12

But on a real though, the guy from Peaky

16:14

Blinders is so attractive, right? Is

16:17

he making the list? No, no, no, no, no. No, no,

16:19

no. No, no, no. This

16:21

is why I have to be very specific with what I'm saying there.

16:24

I would never switch a stick. Okay. It's

16:27

not about that. It's about like, because I want to.

16:30

It's about like, you know. What

16:32

they've done for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Obviously

16:34

Jesus goes out saying he's just cool. Kill you in

16:36

Murphy. Yeah, kill you in Murphy. Actually, maybe. He was

16:38

good in Peaky Blinders. He had to be wearing the Peaky Blinders. He had to

16:40

be in character as Tommy Shelby. Could it be him, you know? He can't just

16:42

be killing him. No, no. Can you give me

16:44

an example of what that would be like and suck him off? What would he be

16:46

saying to you? John? Give me

16:49

his accent. What is it? It's Birmingham, isn't it?

16:51

By the way, honestly, I was in the car. You can do

16:53

it. You're basically from there. Okay. No,

16:58

I'm not. Tommy's

17:01

sucked my dick. What the? I

17:03

can't do it, man. I have to

17:05

hear the accent a little bit more. But

17:08

I was in the car the other day, by the way, I'm not going to do it

17:10

before you say it. And I was doing American accent. I actually realised I'm pretty good at

17:12

it. Then you have to do it. What? If

17:15

you hadn't said you're good at it, I wouldn't have said good.

17:17

Yeah, true. No, but now you said you're good at it. You

17:19

have to. Yeah, I was being, I was being embarrassed by

17:21

myself for how. Because I was like, wow, it's really good. But no, no, no, I

17:23

don't want to do it. Go on. No, no,

17:25

no. Because it's going to come out. Okay. Okay.

17:30

Now I got to hear it out before I start saying it. Okay.

17:33

Hey, Simon, man. Can you? No, I can't do it. No,

17:35

because whenever anyone does the American accent, I go so American.

17:37

But the trick is not to go very American. No,

17:40

I can't do it. Where in America is the accent for?

17:43

That's also the hard part. You have to pick it. You have

17:45

to pick an accent. Yeah, the Cali one is the like. Cali.

17:49

Yeah. Can you pass the soda? That kind

17:51

of one, you know. Not bad. That's not

17:53

bad. Why is your voice like? I don't know. You

17:55

don't have an accent on. I'm going to start practicing

17:57

this now. be

18:00

on a my rakakson. Okay. But by

18:02

the way, I don't think I used to rap in a rakakson pretty

18:04

well. Yeah, but rapping is a bit different.

18:06

I think most people will rap in an American action just

18:08

casually because I thought, yeah, true. They

18:11

listen too. I also failed my challenge, my weekly

18:14

one to do a weekly song. Yeah. How

18:16

about getting like

18:19

22, 19 or something, but it's actually your fault. Because

18:23

I started getting to a stage where I

18:25

was making them. They were coming out Friday

18:27

and I was making them on Thursday night,

18:30

you know, like an it's been like an hour on them. And then I

18:33

usually I got quite ahead on them. But

18:35

then like they got to a stage where it was your wedding.

18:38

Oh great. Yeah, that's my fault. And

18:40

then then Vic Stagg. That's not my fault. And

18:43

then no, no, no, and then a funny holiday.

18:45

That's not my fault. No, no. Well,

18:47

you started the little wave. Yeah, I actually

18:49

said, you said just then I started

18:52

getting really ahead. I

18:54

took up three days of your time. Yeah, I

18:56

know. So you should have been

18:58

ahead. Yeah, it's more like it was really hard

19:00

to do. And also I got really busy, but I start

19:02

the challenge in hopes of like getting back into music. I

19:05

did that. So now I should actually. Well,

19:07

you know what? The best wedding present you got me was

19:10

the fact that you stopped making music. Thanks. So

19:13

thank you. Well, I'm glad you got something. I was like, I didn't get

19:15

you anything. Did any of you boys get you something? J.J. Fraser's?

19:19

No. Toby,

19:21

Toby, Nick

19:24

and Toby donated. How much? I

19:27

can't say. It was it was a good good amount. Great.

19:30

Great. Not that it matters, by the

19:32

way. Well, we basically put you know how you put like

19:34

a gift. What's it called? Boss

19:36

gift? No, like the you put like

19:38

a list of things for people to

19:40

buy you. We just put just

19:43

donate to M7. And Toby did. He did actually.

19:46

I forgot about that. That's why I

19:48

love Toby. Yeah. Everyone else. So

19:50

J.J. did actually try to he tried to get me

19:52

something and I was just like bro just donate. Okay.

19:55

Donate. I think he was going to give me money. Oh,

19:57

and I was kind of like just so rude. I

20:00

thought to be fair, JJ and Randolph did the

20:02

gift of the speech. Yeah, I

20:04

didn't want them to. If anything, you owe me

20:06

more now. Yeah, well, no, no,

20:08

no, but I'm sure I was talking about it before. That was

20:10

a really stressful part because I wasn't sure if you were

20:12

like, you don't have to do one. No, you get

20:15

the thing. You don't have

20:17

to know if you don't want to do one, but I can. No,

20:19

it was we're not doing speeches because I don't want to

20:22

ask anyone to do it because I know when I got

20:24

asked, I was like, oh God. And that made me like

20:26

stress out for ages. Yeah. So I'm not going to ask

20:28

anyone. But then you said that if you want, you kept

20:30

going. You keep saying that I don't have to do one.

20:32

But like, can I? And I was like, you can do

20:34

one if you want. Yeah. But then I wasn't sure if

20:36

you just like if you if you just try not to

20:39

ask, you know, but then I was like, you know, if

20:41

it if it if it happens, I'll do one. If not,

20:43

no worries. Then I got a win

20:45

of JJ doing one. He's like, yeah, I'm not doing one.

20:47

And then and then I started preparing one. Well, when I

20:49

only decided he was doing it the day before. Yeah. Yeah.

20:51

So he was literally he's fully just not doing

20:54

what he had. He mentioned it. You

20:56

might not know if he mentioned weeks ahead. Oh, really?

20:58

He was like, oh, because he has always joked about

21:00

the whole like he's like, oh, I'm going

21:03

to do a speech there. Yeah. Like lay

21:05

into him, which he didn't really do. No,

21:07

it was a very nice speech. But

21:10

some people might disagree. He knew when to end. That

21:12

was the best part. I

21:14

just forgot I kept joking. The video.

21:17

Oh, so the video exists now. So the video, yeah,

21:19

I've got all the all the wedding video stuff. So

21:21

I've got like a nice. It's like a nice 15 minute

21:24

video. That's the whole day. And

21:26

then we've got separate videos of like all the speeches. And

21:29

yeah, yeah. Yeah. Can

21:31

we see Randy's one after this place? I

21:33

don't have it on my phone, but I can get it for I will get

21:35

it for next time. I might put it

21:37

in the group chat. The whole thing was like, well, I finished

21:39

my speech was pretty good. And then I ended

21:42

it and then started going again. But in my head, everyone was like, oh, you

21:44

shouldn't go that far. And I was like, oh, yeah, I was joking. But then

21:46

when I watch it back, I was like, oh, actually, I was like really aggressive.

21:52

But where were we anyway? Fucking big,

21:54

the United States initiation

21:56

or troops initiation. Yeah. Yeah.

21:59

The nice. I don't know. Well,

22:01

actually, so we're gonna do some of the meal

22:03

tonight at Simon and mention. I'm gonna read stuff

22:05

the list. Yeah, it doesn't really work though. Cause

22:09

it's, so I basically tried to, we

22:11

have disappearing messages on our

22:13

chat. Yeah, yeah. So it's seven days and I found

22:16

out you can like export the chat and see

22:18

how many messages everyone's put in the chat.

22:20

But it turns out that it doesn't include the

22:22

disappearing ones, which makes a lot of sense. Yeah, we have like

22:25

all the chat. So you only have the messages from 2020 and

22:27

2021. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

22:30

But it gives you an insight. I wish we'd knew properly though. Well,

22:33

I think I'm a lot higher now. I think so too.

22:35

And I also think I'm not, I think I was never

22:37

this low. Yeah.

22:39

But we've still gone here before about like how many people

22:41

message, right? So I'm gonna give you guys an update. Apparently

22:43

this is what we gave. So 2020 and 2021. Yeah.

22:48

So Ethan is, I got Ethan

22:50

first. Ethan first with 35,000 messages. 35,000

22:53

messages. Yeah. I

22:55

still think he would be number one now. Yeah.

22:58

He would be. Yeah.

23:01

He puts in so many messages on his own and then he also

23:03

replies to everyone. And I was wondering like

23:05

whether this is just not including my original, cause I was not

23:07

always in there, but we made a new one. Yeah.

23:11

So it's like, I was in this one since the start

23:13

of that one. So yeah, Ethan 35,000. 35,000

23:15

remember that? Freezy, 22,000. So

23:19

13,000 less messages, Freezy, which I

23:21

think now, I

23:24

think I'd still put him like, I'd put him fourth.

23:26

Yeah. Me

23:28

in third with 15,000 messages. You're

23:32

still 7,000 behind him. It can't be

23:34

right. I can't, I'm pointing out. You can't have 20,000 behind Ethan if

23:36

you were in there from the start. No, maybe we should redo

23:38

it, check it again. Yeah. But I think you

23:40

would be second

23:43

now. I think I'll be first

23:45

than Ethan. Nah. Okay. Then

23:47

JJ. I think I'd text more than you in

23:49

that chat. Okay, okay. But I think it is just a

23:51

personal, you just don't see some messages that you're not gonna

23:53

like it. Yeah, yeah, true. JJ fourth with

23:55

13,000. Yeah, that

23:58

one, I don't think. He

24:00

should be no no that's also a

24:02

pre-prime and pre-boxing. Well. Well. He would

24:04

be I think you should be fifth

24:07

Yeah, I think it should be it should be Ethan

24:09

you Me freezy JJ

24:11

yeah, then then comes with 9,000 then

24:13

you with 8,300 then Josh is 6,800 How

24:17

is 5,400 Toby with 4,950 so 5,000 then He's

24:23

a big 2000. Yeah, you don't type in

24:25

our chat. How many Vicks would take up

24:28

Ethan in that chat? What

24:30

do you mean? It

24:36

was very 36

24:40

18 times to 36 and this is Works

24:45

that way can know that math obviously, but it's like the logic

24:47

to go there not everyone went private school The

24:50

night never did never did no not everyone did go

24:52

private school you are correct John did that John

24:55

did yeah? Yeah, yeah, what do you do for initiation?

24:59

You don't do initiations of probably no no,

25:01

but I preempted that question by assuming Wow

25:04

Sorry, what's that guy? Say

25:07

my watch is like sticking out. I was

25:09

trying to go back in but I need a tiny

25:12

screw John What's

25:14

that reference you look dick? John

25:18

the kind of guy I would have joined a frat though.

25:20

Oh, I would have joined a friend. Yeah Yeah, I needed

25:22

other you do these things. Oh, yeah, I wouldn't need other

25:24

people's approval He would've been like oh, can we do more

25:27

yeah? Do I get extra do I get extra attention if I? oh

25:29

you have to Come

25:32

on a biscuit. He's like you have a cat that I eat it

25:34

to so I know I want everyone to come

25:36

on the biscuit There's one person Now

25:38

you'd say everyone has to eat it right everyone needs it

25:40

and I'm not doing that you got other Yeah,

25:43

I'll be king of the frat. That's what I'd be trying to do

25:46

I think you think you're king of the frat and

25:49

then everyone keep feeding you come biscuits you start

25:51

one That's a good source of protein. I'll get

25:53

fucking yoked. Don't start one of you like.

25:55

Oh, hey you guys You're gonna join you got corner biscuit He's

25:59

like come on guys Oh there'd

26:01

be some type of member exclusively in my club, you

26:03

know. Did you ever play sports, Jon? No,

26:06

I did not. I actually, oh I did, I did trampolining.

26:10

Cool man. I did it for the Leotard. Yeah,

26:13

on a real note, trampolining was really fun at school. Didn't do

26:15

it. Alright. My school was pretty good

26:17

actually. Just trampolining? You

26:20

didn't have trampolines then, man. Yeah, we did the Bambi. But

26:22

you had trampolines or you had trampolining? Well,

26:25

I don't think you can do that without trampolines. What the

26:27

fuck are you talking about? No, it's like trampolining is like

26:29

a sport. Yeah. But

26:31

you can have trampolines and just jump on them. Oh

26:35

no, we did trampolining. Yeah, we had

26:37

actual trampolines at our school. But

26:39

like, we never had a class or like a

26:41

group that did trampolining. No

26:44

one did it in PE. No. Oh,

26:46

we did it in PE. You would do it as like PE as like a,

26:48

like you might do a warm-up where it's like, alright. I

26:50

don't know, you got... It wasn't like

26:52

you go to do trampolining. Oh no, we had

26:55

whole lessons of PE. We didn't do that. We

26:57

didn't have lessons but you could go after school

26:59

like, you go for lessons. You know,

27:01

you stand up to be part of the team. And did

27:03

you do it? No. Yeah,

27:05

I must have, I was there once. But I did

27:07

a lot of things as a kid and then, you know, realised

27:09

I didn't like it. Piano is my,

27:11

have I ever told people about piano? No.

27:15

I used to go piano every week. I was really good at it. And

27:18

I quick, I thought it was gay.

27:21

And now I grow up and I realise two things, being gay is

27:23

not bad at all. And I wish

27:25

I was good at piano. Yeah, like fucking hell

27:28

man. Like, oh man. I

27:30

can still play now. I know the

27:32

notes but I can't like... You want to be one

27:34

of them like... Yeah, yeah. You know

27:36

who's like, someone sings a song and you go, oh I'll play that. Yeah. You

27:39

want fluid hands. Yeah. Yeah.

27:42

When you play with sniff hands, even if you're really

27:44

good, doesn't look good. You need the... Yeah.

27:48

Like, Vikram wrote his new song and it was just three chords.

27:51

I'm just joking. I'm just joking. There's

27:54

no need for shots though. There's no need. I actually love

27:56

Vik as well. Although I'm... So

27:59

we got... This is all leading into the troops meal, that

28:01

little meal tonight. Yeah. Christmas meal. And we actually haven't done these. I

28:03

was saying next year we should try and do one every month, which

28:05

we tried to do in a while. We've got quite

28:07

well with it. We're actually working on semi-often. Yeah.

28:10

When you miss one month though. Oh yeah,

28:12

I think. Remember that one that we had where it was private

28:14

room in a shard? That was a

28:16

stinker. It wasn't actually private. So we like,

28:18

it was... Yeah, we had a wall that was like,

28:21

it was just the top and the bottom. The

28:23

wall didn't exist. It was just kind of like... Think of

28:25

like, you go to a beach and there's like a part

28:27

where it like, segments to beach up and it's got little

28:30

bits of wood in. Yeah, it was like that. Yeah. Yeah.

28:32

So it's like, you're not, you can't really walk through it,

28:34

but it's not a wall. And the whole point of the

28:36

meals before was that, you know, we're in a private room,

28:38

so we can say whatever we want. You can make some

28:40

like funny jokes in a friend group, you know, and it'd

28:42

be okay. Whereas like... Don't know what we're talking about. Yeah.

28:44

Well, we never did that. No one dared do it in

28:46

this one. And also, I don't know, it should weird about...

28:48

We had two people missing, I think. Yeah. Ethan

28:51

was not there. Because no, he was ill after a shoot.

28:54

You guys all went to a shoot, so you're all

28:56

knackered anyway. Yeah. And then, obviously what we

28:58

found out is you can't put Cal and Cal together,

29:00

because they just talk to each other. Yeah. Yeah,

29:03

true. But it's not their fault, you know. But

29:06

some were amazing. Some were amazing. Yeah.

29:08

Like really good. I would love to do one every month. But

29:11

yeah. Well, it's also scheduled getting crazy these days.

29:13

And also, people moved out as well, right? Yeah.

29:15

Were you in London when you were doing them?

29:18

Yeah. Well, we did one or two this year.

29:20

Yeah. I've been in the house for a year. Yeah,

29:22

yeah, true. I'll always travel in for it. Well,

29:24

anyway, tonight we've got an opportunity for

29:27

someone to do a DJ set. And

29:29

so we all assumed he was going to do it. He's

29:31

all, no. No one assumed he was going to do it.

29:33

Really? Yeah. It's just you. Oh. Because it wasn't like, all

29:36

right, you can do a DJ set. They just said, oh, there are

29:38

decks, by the way. So it was

29:40

kind of more like you can put your

29:42

own music on, not you can do a

29:44

set. OK, cool. And then, yeah, we got a

29:47

message today being like, oh, yeah, the decks are there. Like,

29:49

just in case you want to jump on, haha. And

29:51

Vikra replied, ah, don't think I will be, lol. And

29:53

you're like, what? Yeah, I was like, what? What? I

29:56

thought he was in the stage where like now, wherever

29:58

he sees a deck, he jumps. He carries his USB

30:00

around. Well, you might be able to but doesn't mean

30:02

he has to Same

30:04

principles anywhere. There's a microphone that you should start rapping,

30:06

you know, he does I

30:11

Do actually like to do that when there's

30:13

a mic We'll just jump on it and well, no one's ever

30:15

confident enough to go on it So I like well, I just

30:17

a part, you know, neither wasn't gonna I'll do it to give

30:19

it give him but no but

30:22

I'm except Vic show his new show. Yeah, I'm

30:24

out in there, which is so funny because

30:26

that used to live there, right? Basically,

30:28

yeah You're so

30:31

excited for something to happen and then it gets pushed back and pushed back

30:33

and as soon as you leave We actually had

30:35

a tour around it Being like they were basically showing

30:37

us how sick it was and stuff and we were

30:39

like, oh, this is amazing And obviously I live it's

30:42

on my door. Yeah, so I thought this is gonna be

30:44

amazing I'm gonna have like the best time delayed

30:46

and delayed moved into a whole

30:49

different flat for a year Yeah, then

30:51

moved into yep moved into a house and

30:53

now it's not not only not only the open

30:55

now I had to start to seek events as well. Yeah,

30:58

but I used to live in I still encounter water in

31:00

in London which to get to yours wasn't that bad at

31:02

all But then they announced the Elizabeth line which meant that

31:05

if I go back one stop I got a straight train

31:07

to you I Would have been sick

31:09

and I thought I can't afford to come out I was meant to

31:11

come out a year before you move. Yeah, and I got pushed back

31:13

and I left London It's now I went

31:15

on it today. It's pretty sick. They're sick air conditioning.

31:17

Yeah, nice Yeah, but no

31:19

that Vic's doing well. He's just traveling everywhere. Yeah,

31:22

just perform with Steve Aoki He

31:25

was performing with that Potentially

31:30

so I all right did you look like Ali a If

31:36

you did then it was that yeah Road

31:39

is in Vegas for a little bit. That's not a shot

31:41

flight You

31:46

know he was banned from a Steve I think he was

31:48

banned from throwing cakes that Wow Why

31:50

just sick of his thing sick of his like? No,

31:53

he was he is in the venue and let

31:55

him I think it's crazy I saw him recently

31:57

at Pokemon event Steve

32:00

Okey. Yeah, I went there to just go to

32:02

the event and then he walked in, performed. You

32:05

know, actually, I owned a grading company as well. Really? Like,

32:07

oh, you're a big investor in it. Yeah, it's a... No,

32:10

no, no, it's nothing, it's nothing. No, it's

32:13

nothing, it's nothing. But actually, they do grade

32:15

music. Okay. Which is a

32:17

different of cars. I actually thought it was pretty cool. We've always just got... Jamie was

32:19

always like, you should grade music. What do

32:21

you grade? Vinyls, cassettes,

32:23

CDs. That's pretty cool. That's pretty

32:25

cool. It's called Ace Grading. He's

32:29

a big investor in Ace Grading. Yeah, yeah. Well,

32:31

let's not put on the screen, you know. That

32:33

sounds right. But

32:36

a member of the troops is Harry.

32:39

He is. And he's launched a new channel. He has.

32:43

Him and Theo have launched a golf channel. Yeah.

32:45

Which, they've only released one video so far. But

32:48

they have, load ready. Do they? They've literally,

32:50

like, seven videos ready. I was gonna say they've been, they

32:52

go away a lot and they're like, oh yeah, we're filming

32:54

this. Yeah. Blah, blah, blah. So

32:56

they shouldn't... And

32:58

I think also they were waiting for the channel to

33:00

get ready, you know, like, ads and stuff. Yeah. To

33:03

launch. But you were talking about it on the sidecast and he was a

33:05

bit... Well, we talked about it before

33:08

sidecast. Oh, sorry. And he was just, we were

33:10

like, oh, how's the video doing at all? You

33:12

know, the Harry way. But if you look, honestly,

33:14

actually, it's a really good video. Like, it's really

33:16

well shot. Well, he edited most of the start,

33:18

I think. Yeah, no, he did. Like, on his

33:20

laptop. He would take his laptop to golf. You know, you know, they would

33:22

play it. Where we went to the really

33:24

bad one, sorry. And

33:26

he had his laptop in his bag in the cab, editing. I

33:29

said to him, I was like, oh, do you think this is

33:31

bringing back your love for YouTube? And he went, no. Oh. Absolutely

33:34

not. But he loves golf. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

33:36

The thing is, Harry is the kind of guy where he

33:38

like... He

33:40

puts in the effort that he wants to see, if that

33:43

makes sense. Like, when he enjoys something, he likes working on

33:45

it. Yeah, yeah. That's why his video is always so good,

33:47

right? And that's why he didn't post. He didn't really churn

33:49

out, other than his second channel, he didn't really churn out

33:51

shit content. Yeah. He likes to

33:53

make things good. Even on the side of the video, he tries. Like, he mentally

33:55

tries to make a good video. He takes it

33:57

always, like, really... He's

34:00

put a lot of effort on him. I mean, they've turned

34:02

out a lot of effort. But yeah,

34:04

what do you think? Have you watched the video? Yeah,

34:06

they play Reeve. So Reeve obviously was a really good

34:08

golfer in the younger. If you actually know, do you

34:10

know the start again, Nick? There's a montage for Reeve

34:12

when he was under 14. Champs

34:15

or something. And the clip they used wasn't even Reeve. Wait,

34:17

I don't know. Go back. Let it

34:19

run from the start. Yeah, yeah. Go back, Nick. What

34:22

is, it's way better. This. Hold

34:25

on. Yeah, it's not Reeve. That's not Reeve.

34:28

No, just a random kid. Oh my days.

34:30

But yeah, they play Reeve who's really good.

34:33

And they go against Reeve. But

34:35

no, it's Simon. Hopefully, just pick up.

34:38

I think it will. I

34:40

also think that Harry, when they're

34:43

saying, oh, it's not doing well, Harry's saying 50K's

34:45

not good. Because he's used

34:47

to his videos and Sidemen videos. That's

34:50

all he's ever done. Yeah, no, true, yeah. A

34:52

golf channel, the biggest channel

34:54

gets like, maybe

34:56

a mil? Yeah. A video, maybe? Is

35:00

that Good Good and it's like Rick Shields? So

35:03

go on, Go Good Good. Well also, they,

35:06

Go Good Good. Good Good. Oh.

35:09

Go Good. Sounds like Go Good Good. And he just typed

35:11

in Go Good Good. So

35:13

Good Good's videos. Yeah, yeah.

35:16

Let's see. Yeah,

35:18

you can like, 3, 8K. 500K, 400K, 400K, 500K. Let's

35:23

say they average 500K. Yeah. On

35:26

your first video. Yeah. Considering they are

35:28

like, huge in

35:30

golf. Yeah, you

35:32

can't expect it. Harry and Theo Go Golf is not gonna be

35:34

the biggest golf channel in a day. And that's

35:36

like Rick Shields. See what happens. How good are all

35:38

these people you're mentioning at golf though? Very good. They're

35:41

like, you know how you have scratch, which is

35:43

zero. They are plus scratch. So they're like, better

35:46

than scratch, you know. But that's not important, you know.

35:48

Oh, is that, I would think that's why they get

35:50

views though. Cause they're good at golf. Yeah. Yes

35:54

and no. It helps that

35:56

they're good to watch at golf, but

35:58

they are personality driven golfers. Yeah,

36:00

very fun still. Are there any golf

36:02

channels where the people are shit but the

36:04

views bang? Four Brothers, they're actually a good channel. They're not

36:06

shit though are they? No, they're like us. They're

36:09

better than us, they? Yeah, they are. But I'm

36:11

saying they're like normal golfers. They're like Fruzy? Yes.

36:14

Okay. Maybe even a bit worse than that. Yeah, they don't get

36:16

loads of views anyway but they're really good content. If you guys

36:18

want to check them out, you should. Yeah. Um,

36:20

they make like, the quality of the videos are

36:22

really good. I saw on TikTok, they're still, they're still

36:24

four brothers. Yeah, they're really funny. But then like, I

36:27

saw the golf videos, I was like, let me

36:29

shit this out. And I expected like TikTok level content

36:31

in a way, like I'll just figure out YouTube. The

36:33

video is like really high end. Like

36:35

the video is like better than most like golf channels. And

36:39

they do really fun things, they do like the opens. But yeah, check

36:41

them out, check them out. But yeah, I think Harry and Theo will

36:43

get there as well. For sure.

36:45

You just got to see it through, you know. You got

36:48

to see through the shit. Yeah. And

36:50

let the algorithm cook, you know. I reckon, so

36:52

they got, say they've got seven videos and they put them

36:54

all up, which they will. I reckon one will go crazy,

36:56

you know. Yeah. YouTube didn't do

36:58

this as well. Back in the day, your first video

37:00

was always like a huge massive like. First one like

37:02

two mil, three mil. And then it goes down to

37:04

like 200 k. Whereas nowadays on YouTube, you

37:06

can have like, you actually can see

37:09

new channels just pop off differently in this, you know.

37:12

YouTube's very algorithmic based now, which it always has been

37:15

like even more so now. They really like dial into

37:17

the numbers and stuff. If we were to do a

37:19

channel. Yeah. Which we've spoken about before. Yeah. What

37:22

would you expect from the first video? What

37:24

would you be like first views? Yeah. After let's

37:27

say a week. What

37:29

would you expect? Well, now this channel's come out and

37:31

it's actually huge. We've got more data to go on.

37:36

There was some professors doing about their CPM. And

37:38

it was bad, but it's because the new channel's not really formulated

37:41

yet. But I was like, boys, I'll take the money out. I

37:45

mean, honestly like, I don't know, 100

37:47

k, 200 k? I'd

37:49

be happy with it. For

37:51

me, it would just kind of depend on, is

37:54

it sustainable? I'm not sitting here

37:56

thinking, you know, I do want to

37:58

make. 200

38:00

grand for me. No, no, no, no. As long as it's

38:02

sustainable and it's not, we're just bleeding money. We all put

38:05

in, I don't know, 10 grand. Yeah, yeah. And in six

38:07

months time, we're all going, guys, we only need to put

38:09

another 10 grand in. As long

38:11

as it can. I think the perfect scenario

38:13

would be we have like, it's

38:15

an excuse to go and play more golf anyway.

38:17

Yeah. And we can play more and do fun

38:19

trips and have some stuff going on while making

38:21

content, which, you know, we

38:24

enjoy anyway. You know, that's nice sharing these

38:26

videos with viewers and stuff. And

38:29

then hopefully it goes well, but yeah, I'm not really expecting

38:31

to change the world with it. I'll

38:34

be happy for like 200k for video forever. You

38:36

know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's like probably, no,

38:38

I'm saying like that will be the end goal.

38:40

But like, no, no, yeah, I

38:42

agree. Yeah. Do

38:45

you think that personality

38:47

driven golf ones are there some more good

38:49

for short? Like,

38:51

do you reckon a troops golf channel would do lots of short? Um.

38:55

I mean, it would probably

38:57

end up doing shorts, but I don't think it's made for

39:00

short because I think golf itself is,

39:03

you need to see the entire whole.

39:06

Yeah. Most golf channels as well, like literally

39:08

like an hour long, you know, and I was saying when

39:10

I watch golf content, I end up watching the whole thing.

39:12

And you go into it, the different approach. You don't really

39:14

go into like, you don't go to most videos thinking I'm

39:16

going to watch all of it. You just hope the video

39:18

is good enough to watch all of it. Where's golf? You whack

39:21

it on and you're like, you actually committed to it. You know,

39:23

if I watch, like, if I watch a 10 minute, maybe this

39:25

video, if I actually get bored, I'll just turn it off. Where's

39:27

like this, you lock in. Still shorts will do well though. But

39:29

I'm not saying no shorts. I just think it's not, it's not

39:32

driven for short. Yeah. I think the whole world is mental with

39:34

like TikTok and YouTube shorts. And I think it's starting now to

39:36

materialize like a natural way. Like

39:39

I don't think shorts work well

39:41

when it's content that's cut down into it as much

39:44

as. Something made for it. Yeah.

39:46

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like your

39:48

football thing every day. That's like, you know, you're like, you're

39:51

like, you're like, you're like, you're a football thing every day.

39:53

That's like for shorts, right? So you, you're watching that as

39:55

a short. Whereas if you had done like a challenge video

39:57

with someone face down a fear or whatever, then cut that

39:59

down. I'm like, okay cool, but I like seeing

40:01

the TikToks where someone's talking for an hour, like oh

40:03

my god, sorry for a minute, sorry. Oh my god,

40:06

this happened today. Natural short content is

40:08

the best, whereas just resat and stuff is like, ah,

40:10

you know. And therefore,

40:12

if it's a golf short, it's like what, one hole, one

40:14

shot? Yeah, although

40:16

like Chandler,

40:18

Yeah, yeah, they're good. He

40:20

does golf TikToks. Seven is what I've been able to do. It

40:23

does work, it's just not, like

40:27

I think I would rather, I'll watch them when

40:29

they come up, but I think I'd rather watch

40:31

a golf video. Yeah, yeah. It also is golf,

40:34

like it is golf, we can't expect everyone to watch golf. Yeah.

40:37

If you like it, you don't. Wait, if you like it, you like

40:39

it, if you don't, you don't. But hopefully it's like a bit of

40:41

both, you know, it's like fun vibes, little boys, plus a bit of

40:43

golf. Well, speaking of TikToks, and

40:45

you mentioned that I'm doing this. I've

40:48

realized how just broken TikTok is. Really?

40:51

Yeah, it's just like numbers are fake.

40:53

Okay. How many views you

40:56

got? Million, half million views. They

41:00

vary a lot. Yeah. So first one, it goes

41:02

730, 1.9, 900, 1.9, then

41:06

a couple of stinkers, 470, 330, 380, 1.2, 930. And

41:12

that was one where you started by saying I'm not doing this. There's

41:14

a mini game, right? Yeah, 1.2 is the mini game. Yeah. But

41:18

like, they're just, like why

41:20

is it go down a tiny bit? So

41:23

you see the fall off from 1.9 to 470. Yeah.

41:27

The 470 to be fair was, we tried

41:29

adding a little color correction and it ended up looking

41:32

worse. But why has

41:34

it done, like why are the numbers

41:36

so different? Yeah. And also

41:38

the, well, I

41:40

was quite shocked by the money to be fair. Okay. You

41:43

wanna have a guess? Which one? So

41:45

to start, well, I can actually

41:47

tell you if you want. I can pick one. Yeah, pick one.

41:49

I could describe to me, you gotta be like how long is

41:51

it, you know, and like how many do you get? Well,

41:54

I wasn't originally on the creativity program. I was

41:56

on the old one. So now I'm on that.

41:59

So I only have days. data from the fourth. Oh,

42:02

your second channel was? The fourth. The fourth, okay.

42:04

So only a data from the fourth. Okay. Okay.

42:07

Let's go with, which

42:10

one's this? The fourth

42:13

one. So 1.9 million

42:15

views, day four. Is that called? Yeah.

42:18

How long is this one? You

42:20

hover over it Nick, it might tell you. One

42:22

minute. So it's exactly one minute. Does that count? Or does

42:24

that have to be one and one? I think one minute

42:27

counts. Okay, right. I guess. 1.9

42:29

million views. This has

42:31

made you, by the way,

42:34

England have commented on your TikTok. Yeah.

42:37

Pretty cool. This is Eddie Vardan and then also Premier

42:39

League commented on the one where I played the Minecraft

42:41

one. What did they say on it? Hope you

42:43

get better. Nice. I was like, why

42:45

the Premier League comment on the only one I'm not kicking

42:48

a football in? Also, not that this makes any difference anymore,

42:50

but you know back in the day, it doesn't

42:52

mean any less now, but I just know that now

42:54

it's like some like 22 year old fan. I

42:57

like it even more by the way, but it's like when YouTube comment

42:59

on your video now, I just know it's like, I like, you know,

43:01

it's a viewer. I just changed my account because I'm not big in

43:03

you at all. Yeah, back in the day,

43:05

it was like Premier League have searched me out. Yeah,

43:08

what the fuck? Susan Wozniak has literally replied

43:10

to me. She's the only one with the

43:12

login for the account. Okay, how much has this made you? One

43:14

minute on TikTok. 1.9 million views. I'm

43:16

going to guesstimate that made you. This

43:20

is TikTok remember. So

43:23

I don't know what to be wrong.

43:30

You're both way off. Oh, go on then. 300

43:32

pounds. No, no, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 1,000

43:35

pounds. I guess the one pound CPM. Is

43:38

that wrong? Yeah. Oh, so what,

43:40

400 pounds? 360 pounds. Yeah,

43:42

yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's

43:44

pretty decent. I went and kicked the

43:46

crossbar, I kicked the border crossbar. I think I might be

43:48

thinking, what, help me do math. If it was 50 PCPM,

43:50

that would have been 400, right? Ish.

43:55

1.9 million views. No, 2 million. Oh,

43:57

no, I did get it right. It might have been 915. Yeah,

44:00

okay cool. Cool. Yeah, cool. So what was keeping with

44:02

like 25 then? Well my RPM

44:04

right now is 0.38 pounds.

44:07

Okay go on a new one No,

44:10

it's RPM. I don't know if RPM is getting higher. I hear

44:12

people saying like 50 feet. What do you mean go on a

44:14

new one? That was Seven days

44:16

ago. Yeah, well, no, but you said you only

44:18

just got onto the creativity program around that video

44:20

So go on to like three

44:22

days ago. Okay. I what I

44:24

think that's okay No point 42

44:26

on this game. Yeah, that was the one

44:29

where I was sat on my house. Yeah

44:34

Yeah, okay also in that friendly about a student

44:36

tickets every game and every list Yeah, I like

44:38

making I like making these TikToks. No, you know,

44:40

I feel like firstly it's giving me like a

44:44

Use for the pitch. Mm-hmm. Secondly There's

44:48

not many things where I go right like Fitness Feb

44:50

for example where I'm like, I'm gonna do it every

44:52

day I'm gonna actually do it. Mm-hmm. Then

44:54

this I'm gonna lie this one was this

44:56

was painful the About

44:59

my back. Yeah, I was like fuck. I can't

45:01

stop Six days in what

45:03

you doing this one? Just different I just changed the angle to

45:05

make it a bit weird I'm a boner one. Yeah,

45:08

I'll show you one Yeah, you

45:10

know, it was pretty good stuff. I see you mean it's

45:12

not like you don't lift it the same, right? It doesn't

45:14

you strike it different. Yeah, it's not a nice kick. Yeah,

45:16

but this one was I really thought this wouldn't

45:18

be that hard And

45:20

yeah, I struggled. Yeah, I need

45:22

better guys. He's born really heavy I

45:25

noticed it when I did the Robona. Yeah, I was like

45:28

fuck me these guys are right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah They say

45:30

it hurts their feet. This is his back on by the

45:32

way They

45:34

kind of crazy. The thing is so many comments as

45:36

well. So people kept saying Oh What

45:39

there's two suggestions one was? Every

45:42

day I should do The

45:45

amount of days it is oh my so I

45:47

hit the crossbar one for day one Yeah, but

45:50

I was like so you're saying I have to do a tick

45:52

tock on day 31 Yeah, getting

45:54

the crossbar 31 times which is also New

45:56

Year's Day Eve. You know thirty one

45:58

crossbars is that's gonna be Like a 10 minute

46:00

video. Yeah, yeah. We could do that actually for

46:02

your second channel. The bullet. Oh.

46:05

The little clips. Oh yeah, no. Yeah.

46:09

And I think we got, we did 10 minutes and I think we got

46:11

like 40. Mad. And that was

46:13

two of us. Wow. Who was the other one? John.

46:15

Not that John. Oh goggy with John. Yeah. I

46:18

was like, bruh, I'll give John a grand if you can hit it once. And then

46:20

the other thing was people saying, I'll do it from the cross, do

46:23

it from the halfway line. Yeah. To make

46:25

it harder. My pitch doesn't go, it's not a pitch. No, no, no.

46:27

It's like, it's like two thirds of a pitch.

46:30

So I don't have a halfway line. Yeah. And it's also

46:32

like two thirds of a pitch. Oh yeah. It's

46:34

two thirds. Like it's like sideways. No.

46:38

What do you mean? You don't have two goals. You have one

46:41

goal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I can't do it from the halfway

46:43

line. Cause imagine a pitch that does, imagine you had another goal

46:45

on either side and you play the game like

46:47

that. So it's really wide. They do that in football training. Not

46:49

been able to, usually they usually do it length.

46:52

So it's still a length. I'm saying, okay. My,

46:54

oh my God. No,

46:56

no. Imagine a football pitch with the goals. What?

47:00

No, I just thought something. Imagine a football pitch with a

47:02

goal or on the halfway line, like in the dugouts. Imagine

47:04

that. I'm saying, so you've got a long pitch. Sorry, a

47:06

wide pitch rather than a long pitch. Okay.

47:10

Isn't that just five a side? No,

47:12

he's saying it's super wide. Yeah. So

47:14

imagine a real football pitch. So a real football pitch with a

47:17

goal. With the goal. It would be pointless. I know. The

47:19

thing is, if you had a goal, if you didn't score. And

47:21

you didn't understand it. Now I've over explained it now. Yeah, you'd

47:24

go, you'd teach it a score and there'd be that annoying kid

47:26

who just runs out to the wing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's just

47:28

fitter than everyone. When I used to play football as a kid,

47:30

that's what I was always like. I was like always in space,

47:32

but like not confident of the shout. So my dad was like,

47:34

yeah, space. Yeah, so I was like, that might be anything with

47:36

it. You just kind of like, you just point,

47:38

point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought the foot man. Why would I never

47:40

get involved? Yeah. But

47:44

again, that wasn't, I'm not changing the world there with

47:46

that idea. That way you figured that. Yeah, yeah. Well,

47:49

speaking of a football. Yeah. Peter

47:51

Crouch, when he scored, he used to do the

47:53

robot. Okay. And John wants to know if

47:55

we would fuck a robot or something. Yeah,

47:58

that is exactly what I think. John has

48:00

asked basically if one of your mates

48:03

had a realistic robotic girlfriend,

48:06

how would you

48:08

feel about it? Would you still hang out with

48:10

them? So let's choose someone. Well and also the

48:12

robot, it says here the robot looks and acts

48:14

like a human. John, tell us what your thoughts

48:16

are here mate. How

48:19

much does it act like a human? The

48:21

real deal. So I couldn't tell that it's a

48:24

robot. Well the relationship

48:26

is, the robot is

48:29

not like a real woman in that he kind

48:31

of gets to tell it what to do. He's

48:33

gotten rid of having a normal girlfriend to

48:36

have a robot girlfriend that just does what he says and

48:38

basically hangs out and pretends to be like a real girlfriend.

48:40

But can it hold conversation? It can talk to you and

48:42

everything like that but if he goes, he can just turn

48:44

to it and go get me a drink and he'll just

48:46

walk off and go do things for us. I feel like,

48:48

by the way, I think if this is real, the robot

48:51

will still need rights. I wouldn't

48:53

like to just do that and tell you what to do. It feels weird. But

48:56

I think that's his point. That's what you'd

48:58

end up doing though because if the robot,

49:00

let's say, was nagging you, you're not going

49:02

to have a robot nag you are you? What would be the point of

49:04

having the robot? True. You're

49:06

not wrong. But the part that it has now become hard for

49:09

things to answer because now you're essentially asking, do you want a

49:11

girlfriend that you can boss around and tell what to do? No,

49:14

no, but you're saying, so let's say, pick one

49:16

of the troops. Oh, me. No,

49:18

okay, not me. They can't be you.

49:21

You still have like you. Okay, Calyx

49:23

turns up. We go, all right. Oh,

49:25

by the way, next week we're going to watch Flo

49:30

Rida at the O2. Why

49:33

did you go for Flo Rida? We're

49:35

going to go, we've got a box

49:37

at Flo Rida at the O2. So

49:40

we'll turn up. Wait, one song. We turn up,

49:42

right? Yeah. You're in the

49:44

box. I turn up. Josh and

49:46

Prey turn up. Whatever. Everyone turns up.

49:49

Yeah. And you're like, oh,

49:51

I've not seen her before. Yeah. And

49:54

can you tell at all that she's... Nope. He tells

49:56

you. He goes, hey, you guys, he's... I

50:00

asked my new girlfriend, man, R2-D2. No,

50:04

you can't tell and then he pulls your side. He's like, yeah,

50:06

lads, this is it. Well, he wouldn't pull your side if it's

50:08

a robot. That's a good

50:10

point. He keeps just saying, this is a robot. Yeah,

50:13

but maybe he doesn't. This is your robot girl. Although, with

50:15

the robot change, if it knew it was a robot. No,

50:19

this robot knows it's a robot. Okay, so he goes,

50:21

he walks in and we're all like, oh. What, I'm

50:24

a robot? He walks in and he's like, oh. Oh,

50:26

by the way, guys, this is my new girlfriend. And we're like, oh,

50:29

nice to meet you. He goes, oh,

50:31

she's a robot by the way. And we're kind of like, ha ha.

50:34

And then he proves it. And

50:36

he shows all of us the charge port on

50:39

her back. Is it USB-C? Three

50:42

prune. What, like a PS?

50:44

Or like a speaker? Looks like a Tesla charger. Oh,

50:47

okay. Yeah, because it's not powerful. Yes. So

50:49

we're all kind of like, okay, now we fully believe it's a

50:51

robot. Yeah. And he goes, he just

50:53

goes, oh, get me a drink. And

50:56

then we kind of carry on the conversation. And

50:59

then he comes back, gives him a drink. And then

51:01

just kind of stands there. Has a conversation with us.

51:03

He's like, oh yeah, I'll see you all round off.

51:05

Yeah, I know all about you. And it can list

51:07

off your Wikipedia page. Yeah. But it

51:09

has personality. Other than that. Has personality, but it knows everything.

51:11

Okay, well this has really changed my whole approach to this

51:13

question. Because I thought it was going to be different at

51:15

first. You thought it was just a sex doll. Yeah.

51:19

You thought it was a- Well, normally, though, he could, that's

51:21

what it is. He would just bang it. Like, that's what

51:23

I don't like. He's also having a conversation with it. Yeah,

51:25

if he wants it. Yeah, but

51:27

if he can hold a conversation and he's, well, he wouldn't bring

51:29

it to a, he wouldn't bring it

51:31

to a Flow Rider concert if he wasn't planning on,

51:33

like, he would leave it at home in

51:35

a bed if all he wanted to do was have sex with it, right? Oh,

51:39

you've brought in an interesting, that's an interesting point of- Maybe

51:41

he wants to be seen with, I haven't like, having a

51:43

girlfriend. It's so bad that it's Callux now. Because I thought

51:45

we'd end in this one. Well, no, no, it

51:48

wouldn't be his girlfriend if he was literally just like, he's

51:52

like, oh yeah, I bought a robot to have sex with. No,

51:56

I'm saying in this scenario, he

51:58

has a very realistic girlfriend. that he hangs out

52:00

with. Yeah. It

52:02

can literally act as if it's human. It can,

52:05

it dresses itself. He doesn't have to say, like,

52:07

he doesn't have to dress it wherever. Yeah. It

52:10

just, it has its own wardrobe. But he could also

52:12

say, change the top. And it would just change the top.

52:14

Well, that's what I don't like about it. Because like, I think, John

52:16

here, you've gone for like, I think this is like a popular thing

52:18

that people talk about, right? I've heard it before. But I think you've

52:20

gone too detailed in it. Does that create a some sort of, because

52:22

what I'm saying- I think we've gone too detailed. Yeah, yeah. I don't

52:24

like the idea that you can tell it to do whatever you want.

52:26

Because if it is that realistic, and you can have conversations with it,

52:29

you can take, you know, you go out with it and stuff and

52:31

it interests your mates, I wouldn't like the aspect

52:33

of them being like, ah, get me a drink. Because you're

52:35

having actual, intellectual conversations with it. The reason I got to

52:37

this point is I thought this is the natural conclusion of

52:39

how, if someone actually bought one, or have one, right? If

52:41

you're gonna invest all that time and money, you're not

52:43

gonna have something which in any way pisses you off

52:45

with inconveniences. So it would literally become- I think it

52:48

changes. I think it changes. I think, right,

52:50

it has to be like a sex doll. Like, your mate

52:52

is carrying around a sex doll. I'll answer this one real

52:54

quick. And it can't act as a human. I would be

52:56

a little bit concerned about the person they are if they

52:58

have this robotic girlfriend and all they're doing is bossing it

53:01

about. Yeah, mate, be nice to your robot. Well, you would

53:03

think, like, if it's not just a

53:05

sex bot, then they are literally trying

53:07

to date someone that they can just own.

53:10

That's my problem, yeah. That's

53:12

what I'm saying. That's what I'm answering your question.

53:15

So I would say, yes, I would be concerned

53:17

about the person I probably would question there. I

53:19

think this is what all robot girlfriends are. Well, yeah, but now we're

53:22

talking Randolph's one that's just a sex bot. Yeah, that's more. I

53:24

don't like so they don't bring it out anyway because they're

53:27

literally just using it for sex. I

53:29

wouldn't find him having a robot girl. Let's change the person.

53:31

No, no, I'm saying I would not. I would not find

53:33

it weird that he has sex with his robot or has

53:35

a robot. The one thing I would find weird about it

53:37

is that you're treating it really nicely. I

53:39

stopped treating your robot girlfriend. I'm not saying lastly. I'm

53:41

not saying he's horrible to get me a drink. That's

53:43

not nice. No, no, or disrespect it or does anything

53:45

like that. But if he can just go

53:48

at any point, he's like, no, I don't want to

53:50

do that. You do that. That's disrespectful. It can be

53:52

nice. Please. No, he could literally just

53:54

go like he could go get me a drink and

53:57

it would go. Okay. As long as he

53:59

goes, can you get me a drink? Maybe that's on him. He's like,

54:01

could you get me a drink please? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But every time it

54:03

will go and do it. You have to then do the stuff for the

54:05

robot as well. Like if the robot's like, oh, can you change my oil

54:07

real quick? You gotta be like, yeah, don't worry, baby, I'll change the oil.

54:10

Okay, now. Now let's change troops, remember.

54:13

Oh, change troops, remember. Name another one. Okay,

54:17

Vic has a sex doll. Really weird

54:19

then. But like, yeah, he's not

54:21

married at this point. Okay. He's single.

54:23

Yeah. He has a sex doll. Yeah.

54:26

And you say to him like, oh, he's never mentioned like

54:28

my girlfriend or anything like that. You

54:30

ask him, we're at a troops meal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They

54:32

can seem for you. We're at a troops meal. We

54:34

know all the single guys. Yeah. We're

54:37

like, oh, when was the last time you had sex? Yeah. When

54:39

was the last hookup? He's like, oh,

54:41

two nights ago. And you're like, what? Yeah.

54:44

I thought you were at home. We recorded two nights ago.

54:46

And he's like, oh yeah. I got this doll. It's really

54:48

realistic. And then he's like, oh, let's see. He's got photos

54:50

of him like at meals. You know, he takes his. No,

54:52

no, no, no, no. We got rid of that. It's just

54:54

the sex doll. I was thinking he takes it out and

54:56

it pretends like. No, you're just trying to do him dirty.

54:59

No, no, no, no. JJ then. OK. So

55:02

JJ's like feeding it like, oh, you should have

55:04

some baby. Well, then I wouldn't hang out

55:06

with them. Yeah, I wouldn't either. Oh,

55:09

it's JJ always. What's your scenario? My scenario is just he

55:11

tells you he has a sex doll at home. It's not

55:13

weird. JJ had one around me. But like, no, I'm talking

55:15

like it's really realistic as in it

55:17

will move around. It can talk. It

55:20

doesn't have enough personality to hold a conversation. But

55:22

it's designed to have sex with you. So

55:26

he's like, yeah, two nights ago I had sex with

55:28

Irene. And he shows you

55:30

Irene. But then would you then say

55:32

sex toys are gross? They're

55:35

normal, aren't they? Yeah, but.

55:38

This is different because he's pushing it to the

55:40

extent where you like almost. He's replacing sex toys.

55:42

You're replacing actual humans. Like I think sex toys

55:44

are fine, right? If you said to me like,

55:46

I don't need a girlfriend because I've got a

55:48

flashlight. I would say, hmm, yeah,

55:51

a little different. When you're on the road

55:54

touring, fine. But when you're at

55:56

home, maybe find someone who's real.

58:00

I'm gonna let this one. Feel too real, because it feels like it

58:02

could happen. It could be, maybe. Yeah, that's why, that's why I was

58:04

like, but it can't be a thing, because it's just like their whole

58:06

mechanics of it were on the way. Was there ever been a Black

58:08

Mirror episode? Yeah, this one's similar, where

58:10

her partner dies, and they manage to download

58:12

like the memory of the Zauner into that.

58:15

Oh, not that. No, but she ends up, I think, getting physical with it

58:17

as well. Which one's that?

58:19

It's like her boyfriend's ginger.

58:23

I don't remember that one. It's low-key like the new

58:25

series one, though, with the space one. Okay,

58:27

interesting one. It's got the mindset, it's

58:30

a robot. Very interesting one. Oh,

58:32

I thought you were talking about a different one. The space one

58:34

in the newer series. Where he comes down and he's chatting

58:36

to the other wife. Yeah, well

58:39

they change minds, because his... Yeah.

58:42

Yeah. Yeah, I might have

58:44

to watch, rewatch Black Mirror. Good experience. Yeah,

58:47

yeah, I'll be honest, I thought

58:49

it got worse. I know some people are like, no, it's

58:51

still amazing. But my thoughts on it is that like, every

58:53

episode's different anyway, so it's like, it

58:56

could just be a collection of ones that you don't enjoy. Yeah,

58:58

for sure. But it can get worse, and it doesn't

59:00

resonate you as much. I prefer, I really like the PickFook one,

59:03

personally. Yeah. Oh, that

59:05

one. I'm just joking. I think an American production company ended

59:07

up picking it up. After like, season two or three. Yeah.

59:10

It got sold by BBC or something, didn't it? No, it

59:12

was Chant 4 originally. Yeah. It got sold

59:14

to Netflix, I can't find it. But no, I like it more the same. It's

59:16

very like, thought-provoking. John, can I have a recent one? Yeah, you can have one,

59:18

mate, yeah. Can I get two or do I go do it on the other

59:20

one? Cheers. So, we're listening

59:22

to, what, what? He's drunk.

59:25

We're eating drunk, I'm all right. You're struggling. Nah,

59:27

I don't know if I'm drunk just because I'm

59:29

a bit weird of a person. This

59:33

is your, this is a completely separate segue,

59:35

and I don't like how my brain linked

59:37

it. It's your first Christmas with

59:40

a child that

59:42

understands what's going on. Oh, okay. I was

59:44

thinking, she was here last year as well.

59:47

Yeah, but like, it doesn't really

59:49

count. She jokes now. Oh, by the way, I don't even

59:51

know. Her favorite song is All I Want For Christmas is

59:53

You by Mariah Carey. My cover of it. Have

59:56

you played as a Justin Bieber and Mariah Carey version? Of

59:59

that? Oh, I don't, it's awful. Oh,

1:00:03

you're one of them dons. You're one

1:00:05

of those guys that goes like, oh, can I have water?

1:00:07

And they fill it up a quarter of the way. Bro, it wouldn't come

1:00:09

out, there's not that much left in there. That's okay, that's okay. Yeah, her

1:00:11

favorite song is the, Oh, I Want For Christmas Is You At The Cost,

1:00:14

right? I had it as my alarm.

1:00:16

I'm not sure why, it was my alarm. And

1:00:19

it, most of it was one Christmas, it was my alarm. And then

1:00:21

I used it throughout the year. I assumed last Christmas. I've

1:00:24

had this alarm for like four years now. Oh. So

1:00:26

now my, mostly one of my daily alarms

1:00:28

where I wake up at the same time,

1:00:30

is that song. Okay. And

1:00:33

I woke up earlier one day, was with Harper,

1:00:35

and then the song came on. I

1:00:37

was like, oh, that's Ben Ryerson. And I couldn't move it, because it was like,

1:00:39

I was with her, so she could hear the song. And then it happened again

1:00:41

and again. Then when she was crying,

1:00:43

I went and she looked sad. She put that song on. And she just stopped

1:00:45

crying and loved it. But then now

1:00:47

it's Christmas. So we play this song to her throughout the

1:00:49

whole year. Christmas on Nox, she just calms her

1:00:51

down. Yeah. But now it's on in

1:00:53

real life, like randomly. And she just starts dancing, she loves

1:00:56

it. So now she's gonna, she's just gonna go Christmas. That's

1:00:59

just cute. But she's starting to do stuff now. So she's

1:01:01

got to slide at home and she can never ever actually

1:01:03

go on it. Yet she's on herself. You have to pick

1:01:05

her up and put her on it. But now she's learned

1:01:07

how to, by the way, she can

1:01:09

climb it now. It's just sick all the way. And then when she's got kids

1:01:11

or wants kids in the future, listen to this. So I'm

1:01:14

stuck there. Laura's stuck somewhere as well. We're watching

1:01:16

her on this slide. And I'm really nervous. I'm

1:01:18

just gonna fall off and bang her head. And

1:01:20

I'm like, what's going on? Laura's like, now

1:01:22

you've got to let her do it. So she was climbing, nearly fell.

1:01:25

I went and caught her. Then she actually did fall.

1:01:28

I was like, oh my God, no, no, no, no.

1:01:30

Laura's like, that's fine. She'll be okay. And then she

1:01:32

never fell since ever because she'd learned how light-blind that

1:01:34

was. Yeah.

1:01:39

No, I tell it right. I

1:01:41

don't know. Veena just described parenting.

1:01:44

You kind of also just described a mistake.

1:01:46

No, she's so young. She's such a bait.

1:01:48

She's so young. Yeah. I understand.

1:01:50

So I'm saying like she was, she climbed her slide, right?

1:01:52

And she was so wobbly and stuff. I was nervous that

1:01:54

she was gonna fall. She fell. And

1:01:56

then since then she's never like let herself get wobbly

1:01:58

anymore. And I see it

1:02:01

happening, she makes sure her boom is on it

1:02:03

properly before she slides down. So

1:02:05

she learned that by just falling over once, crying

1:02:07

once. That's pretty sick. What

1:02:09

do you mean? How is that not crazy? I

1:02:11

mean, is it not... I don't know. I was just kind

1:02:13

of human intuition. She's a baby! She's still a

1:02:15

human. She doesn't

1:02:18

know. Because you know. Okay, yeah.

1:02:20

You know what? You're like, you

1:02:22

fell. Really? Yeah. No!

1:02:25

No, no, no. I don't know. I

1:02:28

don't know. No, no,

1:02:30

no. Seriously? I wasn't upset with your

1:02:32

reaction. But you know. That's sick. It's

1:02:34

quite sick. And she's how old? No,

1:02:36

no. What? She's one? Yes.

1:02:40

Bro. I'm

1:02:42

thinking like, always, there's a creature. We're very... We learn,

1:02:44

even though we don't know what we're learning. She doesn't know. She

1:02:47

doesn't know. Well, she doesn't know. The reason

1:02:49

that she fell is because she wasn't on properly. Now she knows that. So

1:02:51

when you're a kid, when you're a parent as well, you're

1:02:53

scared that your kid's getting hurt. You've

1:02:55

got to let them get hurt. Just let them fall

1:02:58

over. So again, if you coddle them or coddle them,

1:03:00

then they will never learn. Bro,

1:03:02

one day you'll have a kid and you'll be

1:03:04

like, oh my god. There's very

1:03:06

little times where I can... You

1:03:09

know, well, I don't want to, but

1:03:11

there's very little times that you can relate a

1:03:14

child to a dog because obviously a child does a lot more

1:03:16

work. But even... Well, your dog is

1:03:18

there. I mean, if a dog

1:03:20

runs into something, they

1:03:22

know that it's there next time. Well,

1:03:25

when your dog can kind of slide, let me know. You

1:03:27

can! Can it? Can

1:03:30

it? It was three steps. Oh,

1:03:32

you probably could have climbed that slide, yeah.

1:03:34

It's climbed after. I've got four legs. I cheated.

1:03:37

Okay, but that means Harper can't use her

1:03:39

arms. Damn it. She can't do thumbs

1:03:42

up though. Move your guy. Do thumbs up, she goes... Gang

1:03:45

size. Yeah, she does the gang size. She's

1:03:47

a... She's a... She's a... She's

1:03:49

a... She's a... She's a... She's

1:03:53

a... She's a... She's a... She's

1:03:55

a... She's

1:03:57

a... She's a... She's

1:03:59

a shav. Yeah, she actually wrapped

1:04:01

the whole verse. No, not really, not

1:04:04

really. The reason I was bringing this up is

1:04:06

because Elf on the Shelf. Oh,

1:04:08

oh, yeah, true. Are

1:04:11

you, I'm not gonna lie to you, didn't

1:04:14

know what it was till like two days ago. Yeah, I was

1:04:16

actually also just gonna ignore this whole topic

1:04:18

because it's like, it's very niche,

1:04:20

this one, right? No. No,

1:04:22

everyone's like- Elf on the Shelf is massive. Yeah, but what prank would you,

1:04:24

I know it is, I'm just saying like, for

1:04:27

this podcast, quite niche. I

1:04:29

haven't got Elf on the Shelf for half a- Well,

1:04:31

that's why we were gonna talk about it. Okay, go on, sorry, sorry, yeah,

1:04:33

I don't know. So, can

1:04:36

someone fully enlighten me? Because I didn't know what it

1:04:38

was till about two days ago and Talia said it's

1:04:40

where you just do things and you

1:04:42

do little things around the house and say it was

1:04:45

an Elf or something. Yeah, you get this Elf on

1:04:47

the Shelf. Yeah. And

1:04:49

every night when the kids go to

1:04:51

bed, he pranks the

1:04:53

family. Okay. So he does

1:04:55

something to mess with

1:04:57

the house, mess with the family,

1:05:00

do something to them. Oh, okay. But he is also

1:05:02

there to watch out with Santa's helper and make sure

1:05:04

you're behaving. Yeah. Okay. I thought you

1:05:06

went like an actual prank. On here, it's like, what would you do if your kids

1:05:08

Elf on the Shelf prank? I thought we were gonna like, actually level

1:05:11

up the Elf on the Shelf. No. You

1:05:13

just put it in different scenarios. I'm gonna drop the

1:05:15

Elf on the fucking window sill. Oh, the Elf left

1:05:17

skitties in the toilet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:05:19

Oh my god, the Elf killed our dog. I would

1:05:21

do that, like, oh my god. I

1:05:24

would use it as ways to like, you know, get a- My wife is

1:05:26

cheating on me with the Elf. Oh my god,

1:05:28

Elf on the Shelf stole all your presents. You have nothing this

1:05:30

year, sorry. One of the better ones

1:05:32

I've seen is there's a kid who wakes up and the Elf has

1:05:34

a Sharpie next to it. And the kid looks in the mirror and

1:05:36

the Elf is drawn on her face. That's just

1:05:39

bullying from the parents, it's funny. Well, she thinks it's

1:05:41

the Elf though. She's just going, oh bloody Elf. Oh

1:05:44

yeah. That's jokes. Oh

1:05:46

yeah, and then also people laugh on there because she's got a Manchester accent. And

1:05:51

people laugh at Northern accents. That is jokes.

1:05:54

That's jokes. That's jokes. That's jokes. So

1:05:56

you're going to Elf on the Shelf this year? No,

1:05:58

maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, December the

1:06:00

first right? I

1:06:03

mean I don't... I swear it's like an

1:06:05

advent calendar thing. What? It's a December thing to just...

1:06:08

She has got a bluey... Well

1:06:10

those are advent calendars this year. She's got a

1:06:12

bluey one, you know bluey. Sick in it. Oh

1:06:16

I don't know that one, no. I

1:06:18

actually love watching it. It's the colours for

1:06:20

dogs in it, you know. It's

1:06:22

the dog's favourite show. No, hold

1:06:24

on, hold on. When people

1:06:26

say this, it's still a kids show. It's made for

1:06:28

dogs, yeah. It may be the clue is

1:06:30

to... The clue is

1:06:32

in bluey, all the colours that dogs can see. Dogs

1:06:34

do like watching it, and they do... They

1:06:37

just settle them down and stuff. But let's not get it

1:06:39

kidding, you know. They don't

1:06:41

make money off that. But I know,

1:06:43

she's got a calendar every day, there's a new bluey book.

1:06:47

She's got a... Little

1:06:49

rat, by the way. We've

1:06:51

got the same advent calendar, so a Deremil

1:06:53

white chocolate one. I've got

1:06:55

one. She's so young, she doesn't understand the concept

1:06:57

of advent calendar. So

1:06:59

we get hers, she has hers like day three,

1:07:01

day four. Then I'm

1:07:03

like, oh, I'm going to get mine now. And she comes with me. Then

1:07:06

she takes the chocolate. It's like my chocolate,

1:07:08

she just keeps having it. She's like,

1:07:10

chock, chock. I

1:07:12

can never have it. But it's

1:07:15

okay. There you go, that's the

1:07:17

bluey book. Wow. I've

1:07:21

also got a Maowam one this year. Yeah? It

1:07:24

just doesn't hit the thing. Sorry, Mum, if

1:07:26

you're watching this. Mum will go at me. It's

1:07:29

like, the idea of having sweets in the morning is not as nice as chocolate

1:07:31

for some reason. I have two. One

1:07:34

was sent to me. Which was like caviar or something. Grenade.

1:07:38

The protein bars. Yeah, yeah, cool. Actually very thick. That's

1:07:40

a bit weird though, yeah, cool. And

1:07:42

then the other one is a cheese one. You're always the kind of

1:07:45

guy... Didn't you have Doritos one here? No,

1:07:47

I got Thalia with Doritos. Oh, yeah, cool. Well,

1:07:49

sorry about that this year. Thalia has... I back

1:07:51

and guess, hotel chocolate. No,

1:07:54

she does have a bougie chocolate one though. I knew

1:07:56

it. Well, I don't know if it is bougie, but

1:07:58

it's like, it's a different type of chocolate. one

1:08:01

someone I'm like my dairy milk night it's not here

1:08:03

I love I don't kind of chocolate but I know

1:08:05

it's so good yeah it's like cheap one

1:08:07

but and then she also has

1:08:09

I feel

1:08:12

like she has three but I feel like it's that

1:08:14

one and then her sister got her like a jewelry

1:08:16

like a handmade one so then she's

1:08:18

she's got her like presents but it

1:08:20

was only 12 days no slack in

1:08:23

there what it was a it was

1:08:25

a press the things inside are worth more than well

1:08:27

you know I'm not my advent calendar I'd

1:08:29

say that's a you know try harder no I'm

1:08:32

just kidding I was gonna say we know when we're talking about

1:08:34

your wedding like it I've got a group of guys say troops

1:08:36

right it's kind of hard to buy each of the gifts it's

1:08:38

nothing that you'd think about right then

1:08:40

Toby's the kind of guy who will buy someone a gift and

1:08:42

you're like what the fuck I didn't do that like JJ JJ

1:08:44

got color gifts for his birthday yeah

1:08:46

and I'm like shit but he got me

1:08:49

a present for my birthday

1:08:52

no music again no you got me you got me a

1:08:55

watch oh I did no oh I'm

1:08:59

like you got me no yeah yeah we're not we're not gift people

1:09:01

but not we didn't

1:09:06

expect either they do you gifted nice

1:09:09

yeah do you expect it no okay no

1:09:11

cool cuz you guys are so like cuz

1:09:13

I'm so close with you all I

1:09:16

expect you to say happy birthday in the group chat

1:09:18

hmm that is that is my level of yeah I

1:09:21

expect I hate the fact that I sometimes I don't

1:09:23

expect any form of I don't expect any of you to

1:09:26

do an Insta story or anything public yeah yeah just a

1:09:28

happy birthday well I

1:09:30

know girls are very good at this like doing that kind of

1:09:32

stuff like sending Christmas cards or like all that kind of thing

1:09:34

but then it gets to a point that like when you don't

1:09:36

do it for one person then they're gonna think that you're mad

1:09:38

at them yeah it's like Instagram story when I know back in

1:09:40

the day we probably would all do all this more Instagram stories

1:09:42

than we do now but it's never

1:09:44

consistent right it's never like I don't have a calendar like

1:09:46

all the boys birthdays make sure you post on this day

1:09:48

if you feel like it right yeah you think of it

1:09:51

in a nice way when you start overthinking it actually becomes

1:09:53

the opposite right now I'm just doing a tweet to for

1:09:56

it to bang off them in yeah sometimes

1:09:58

in the chat well sometimes in the chat someone and we'll get a

1:10:00

birthday message at one minute past midnight and other people

1:10:03

will get like, you know, five PM. We played golf

1:10:05

with Harry. Bro! We played golf

1:10:07

with Harry, did the whole 18 holes, where

1:10:11

we were all about to leave. By

1:10:13

this point, it's probably one or two PM,

1:10:15

something like that. Yeah. And Freezy just goes,

1:10:18

I thought you and Divya, you got a big birthday meal

1:10:20

or something? And we'll go, Happy

1:10:22

birthday! But I was in the cab

1:10:24

with him in the morning, on the way to that. You came

1:10:26

to golf with him. Came to golf with him, he was just

1:10:29

there on his laptop, I didn't know where he was working away,

1:10:31

said nothing. And I was with him the

1:10:33

day before, where I found out

1:10:35

it was his birthday. So I really should have got in there, but I'm gonna have

1:10:37

a birthday man. He's a

1:10:39

very like, non-birthday person. Yeah, yeah,

1:10:41

he is. So, like he doesn't,

1:10:44

like him and Ethan are polar opposites. Ethan

1:10:47

will tell you it's his birthday, on the first

1:10:49

of June, when his birthday is the 20th

1:10:51

of June. Nice. Is it 20th? I

1:10:54

think it is, I think it's 20th. 20th. Oh

1:10:57

right. Well, what did you think, it's 19th? Yeah,

1:10:59

it was funny, when like the first couple

1:11:02

of years of Sidemen, he was like, it's

1:11:04

my birthday month. And we're like, JJ's birthday

1:11:06

is still before yours. Like you can't start

1:11:08

your birthday month until. I know, when KSI's

1:11:10

birthday is one day before yours, you got

1:11:12

hyped yours a little bit. You know? No,

1:11:15

no, but he's like, it's my birthday month. Guys, come on man, don't

1:11:17

forget after JJ's birthday is mine. But

1:11:21

yeah, I don't know. He's not, out

1:11:24

of all of us, I don't think anyone's really a birthday person.

1:11:26

I think Ethan is. Well Josh is, Josh

1:11:29

is definitely a birthday person actually. How vain you have to be to make

1:11:31

a year of birthday party. Yeah, Josh

1:11:33

and Ethan are the only two I'd say. Mostly

1:11:36

joking by the way guys, I love going to Josh's birthday parties. Does

1:11:39

he have more than one? I swear that too. That

1:11:41

one, the golf one, the recent one. Yeah, that's the only one

1:11:43

I can think of. That guy, that's definitely done it before. Or

1:11:47

maybe Freya has. I think I got to Freya, I just missed that. Don't

1:11:50

like how much. Yeah, that was just a golf one.

1:11:52

I'll do the, no, he's definitely done two. Maybe.

1:11:55

I'm not sure why I'm looking at John, he wasn't invited. I

1:11:57

was not. Oh. You

1:12:00

want to go to the golf one? You want to go to the

1:12:02

golf one? Golf what? The mini golf place. No. Oh,

1:12:05

shit. Oh, well. Everyone was

1:12:07

invited to that one. I swear I even put James

1:12:09

frames there. What

1:12:11

are you just joking? I feel like I'm a bit of a dick

1:12:13

now. I should probably end podcast. I feel like you were, I feel

1:12:15

like you were invited to this. Me,

1:12:18

you know what? You did an official video to this,

1:12:21

right? What? This looks shit now. Something

1:12:24

about, like, you were there, right? Yeah.

1:12:27

I didn't feel this well-lit either. No, it felt way

1:12:29

darker, way cooler. This looks like a really, this looks

1:12:31

like a kind of, the

1:12:34

thing is, this is why I hate phones at

1:12:36

parties. It makes everything look shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1:12:38

yeah. Same as when people film concerts, every single

1:12:40

comment will always be crowd-dead. Yeah, I know. And

1:12:43

it's just like, well, it probably wasn't, but. Yeah.

1:12:46

I think at the concert, this should be the new rule

1:12:48

going forward, right? You can film for like-

1:12:51

You have a cap on your timeline. Yeah, two or three. Cause I think

1:12:53

it's nice, like, when I was at 50 cent, I would film one song.

1:12:55

Cause I'm like, I actually really like this song. Yeah. And

1:12:57

it's never gonna do it again. Or Post Malone did a

1:12:59

really cool one. But they're like, something about

1:13:02

the biggest song. But I'm

1:13:04

not allowed a hypocrite.

1:13:08

I think you should be allowed, you should go

1:13:10

in and you should scan something and

1:13:12

it makes your camera, your phone

1:13:14

camera only work for one

1:13:17

minute. Or, you know

1:13:19

what they should just do? They should

1:13:21

start filming the whole show. And

1:13:24

part of your ticket gets you- Oh,

1:13:26

but everyone wants to post it instantly. True.

1:13:30

Cause it's the whole thing of like- I actually remember it. In 10 years,

1:13:32

I was like, okay, look back at the

1:13:34

one minute moment. That's a different way

1:13:36

of viewing it. A lot of people do just go, all

1:13:39

right. Cause you see them do this.

1:13:41

They film themselves dancing and they'll be like, oh

1:13:44

my God, wrapping along. And the second they stop

1:13:46

filming, phone down, face flat.

1:13:48

True, yeah. Post it done. Yeah.

1:13:52

You're seeing this a lot at weddings. What's

1:13:54

this? So it's a case that you put

1:13:56

around people's phones when they come in. So we were going to

1:13:58

do this for our wedding. They can still- text and

1:14:00

everything but they just can't... Oh

1:14:02

you can't? Wow that's a good idea. That's making the

1:14:04

camera and you pin it and it's taken off and

1:14:06

you leave. That's a good idea. We were

1:14:08

gonna do bags for

1:14:10

our wedding but it was just the thought

1:14:12

of like trying to explain it to

1:14:15

old people. It's not

1:14:17

worth it. I think like Joe Rogan at his shows doesn't

1:14:19

allow like... That's

1:14:21

it. Yeah Kevin Hart? Yeah

1:14:24

I think maybe... Kevin Hart does that as well because when we

1:14:26

were watching him like five people got it out. Oh

1:14:28

no yeah but that was like you were not allowed to. Yeah.

1:14:32

You have to lock in your phone to a box.

1:14:34

Oh. Sign on 40 vibes. I like

1:14:36

that. Yeah. I like it. It doesn't make

1:14:38

sense. It's just like which is hard to enforce if

1:14:40

people get really mad about it. Yeah. Imagine performing like a comedy show

1:14:42

and you're getting really intimate and you just see someone on their phone.

1:14:44

It would put you off a little bit wouldn't it? Yeah. Mmm

1:14:48

but 10 questions on. Oh. Okay.

1:14:52

These pockets are the hardest part is knowing when to

1:14:55

end. Oh we've got one thing here. The Joe wants

1:14:57

to ring up right. And if you copy it... I'm

1:14:59

not gonna write these anymore. You don't have to read

1:15:01

them. If you copy it

1:15:03

and Jay Swingler's video... No. Hold

1:15:06

on. Jay Swingler right? Yeah yeah yeah. Okay cool.

1:15:08

That's not a word. So it changed. Okay. Got

1:15:10

you. No. He copied me.

1:15:12

Really? He didn't. No. But

1:15:15

I'm so happy my video went out before him. Oh

1:15:18

you went out at the same time? He went... No

1:15:20

his went out two days? Two days after.

1:15:23

Oh shit. I was done staying in an arcade until

1:15:25

I win £1000. No way. And

1:15:27

like Jon even pointed out, we

1:15:30

used the same machines. No way. Like there's clips of like

1:15:32

there's photos where it's like me on a machine and him

1:15:34

on a machine. Yeah. Nice to meet you. It's the same

1:15:36

one. Yeah. Huh? There should be on the thing you can

1:15:39

see it. On the document. Like

1:15:41

that machine. Yeah. And then that

1:15:43

machine. Mad. Literally we're both using that. Oh so not

1:15:46

in the same kind of machine. It's the same machine.

1:15:48

That one is. Yeah. There's others that are like similar.

1:15:50

Well also typically before I'm assuming that you both just

1:15:52

shot it willingly. What do you

1:15:54

mean, willingness? We had no idea. No one

1:15:57

copied each other. No no no no no no. No not at all.

1:15:59

I did it with everybody. The Man at McDonald's video, going to

1:16:01

the worst one at McDonald's, Kieran Carlin, Kieran Carlin did one

1:16:03

as well, and everyone was like, oh you filmed him, but

1:16:05

I also filmed one before he did. It just sometimes happens,

1:16:07

it's also not the most original idea ever. I think Jay

1:16:09

probably filmed his before me. Yeah, probably, yeah. It

1:16:11

went out two days after, but like

1:16:15

one, the length of

1:16:17

time he was in there, he wouldn't have been able to film it

1:16:19

and edit it. Yeah, yeah. The level it's at. Yeah. In

1:16:21

that time. So he definitely didn't do it like

1:16:24

copied. Yeah. And then I think he probably, he's

1:16:26

been uploading like three times a week, two times

1:16:28

a week, something like that. Yeah. I

1:16:30

think he probably had these recorded and he's... Yeah, of

1:16:32

course, yeah. Like he may have, maybe he released this

1:16:34

earlier because he saw mine went out and went, ah

1:16:37

shit. And he'd get out sooner because

1:16:39

it would then it would look like... Yeah. I mean, and

1:16:41

also my one, I did actually copy off that freezing, he

1:16:43

did a video years ago, going to the worst rate McDonald's,

1:16:45

but he's got more views. But the thing is, we're on

1:16:47

YouTube, right? It's hard because like every... There's

1:16:49

a lot of ideas that you can do that aren't always

1:16:52

copying, it's just like your approach on it, right? Like going

1:16:54

to the worst rate McDonald's now compared to four years ago

1:16:56

is a different thing, right? Yeah. And like it's this idea

1:16:58

as well, like I'm not calling it, not unique, but also

1:17:00

it's kind of like a... How do you say

1:17:02

it? It's not the crazy idea

1:17:04

in the world either, you know? I mean, it

1:17:07

was... He also did it differently in terms of like

1:17:09

mine was... That's the

1:17:11

top prize. I'm doing it

1:17:13

until I win that. He's doing like, all right, I'm

1:17:15

setting a money goal, each ticket is worth this amount.

1:17:18

Like similar, but it

1:17:21

could have been, you know, it could have literally been, we

1:17:23

both went for a prize. Yeah, yeah. Also the main thing

1:17:25

about it was I'm so happy mine went out first because

1:17:28

Jay's videos are really creative.

1:17:31

Like, you know, he does like living a normal day

1:17:33

trapped on a roller coaster. I

1:17:35

think if my video went out

1:17:37

after his, I think I would

1:17:39

have been bombarded with you copied him, regardless of it

1:17:41

going a day or two after. I mean, you've already

1:17:43

got the comments of people still saying you copied it,

1:17:45

even though yours came out first. Well, he

1:17:48

probably got a video, right? He probably got the same one. But

1:17:50

he definitely would have got a couple of them. Oh, yeah, no,

1:17:52

his top comment is the same, Minimina did it first. Yeah,

1:17:55

but I think

1:17:57

like... People that know Jay. They

1:18:00

just know yeah like top comment even about it. I Think

1:18:03

people know he's he's creative. He would have just

1:18:05

done this video anyway, okay? Oh, you're saying like

1:18:07

you're saying like people would have people would see

1:18:10

him to do anyway Where's people would think that

1:18:12

you definitely copied I think

1:18:14

I think it would have more swayed that way How

1:18:17

would you have felt then if it was the other way

1:18:19

around would you have posted the video I and would I

1:18:21

would have posted the video, but I think It

1:18:24

would have been it just all the

1:18:26

would have changed It would have been really frustrating

1:18:28

to see everyone say are you

1:18:30

copied this because like it's not an original idea

1:18:34

But loads of people are like oh Simon's

1:18:36

done an original idea like fresh fresh to

1:18:38

see It's

1:18:40

doing well right to do well 1.1.

1:18:43

That's sick. Yeah, obviously a lot of videos. I

1:18:45

do on my main channel now reddit game shows

1:18:47

yeah Yeah, they're not original. They're very Video

1:18:50

that's actually was like yeah He's

1:18:52

definitely like a level above or a different level it's better

1:18:54

than the ones I've been doing So to

1:18:56

see people say oh, this is even if

1:18:58

it's not original that was more creative Yeah, so then if Jay

1:19:01

had done it first I think all the comments would have been

1:19:03

like I'll just copy them yeah, yeah Yeah,

1:19:05

this should happen to mine like it happens all the time and people

1:19:07

will film a video and it's not the same Kind

1:19:09

of video, you know yeah, it works man And

1:19:11

like I talked to Jay, but not I

1:19:14

don't talk to him enough that I'm gonna know his videos. Yeah,

1:19:16

so If he had told me

1:19:18

he was doing this I Wouldn't

1:19:20

have done it, and I would have probably done it

1:19:22

in a few months. Yeah, and mentioned his Unlike

1:19:25

and I would have actually seen my video more like his

1:19:27

because I would have gone Jaded it

1:19:29

in this time, so I'm gonna beat that yeah, of course. Yeah,

1:19:31

so I thought I'm gonna say what's the coincidence What's the odds

1:19:34

of them both in this video? It's actually quite high like Then

1:19:37

I know I'm out of video ideas. Yeah

1:19:39

for people doing the same kind of content

1:19:41

by the way Mr.. Who's the boss such a

1:19:43

legend right such a legend. He didn't even the drink on me

1:19:45

though. Oh Really, but

1:19:47

Simon boy. Yeah, wow got

1:19:50

bones pick with him. No. I'm actually kidding Better

1:19:52

drink me, but he was also apologetic. We actually

1:19:54

should have spoken about the Simon Hide-and-seek

1:19:57

by the way even though you know it's been

1:19:59

out there True! I mean we can quickly, we

1:20:01

can touch on it right now. Yeah, so obviously, I mean...

1:20:03

Was that your question by the way about the video? It

1:20:06

was, yeah. Oh, okay. Um, Karen? It's

1:20:08

no, like, obviously the time of video is upcoming but

1:20:10

people have filmed it, it's been on Twitter everywhere, they've

1:20:12

got Ultimate Hide and Seek. Yep. Syndicate's

1:20:14

done a vlog. Joe Wellison it, who did? Syndicate.

1:20:16

Syndicate, yes Syndicate, isn't it? Who did the Syndicate

1:20:18

videos? Joe

1:20:21

Wellison it, Mr. Who's the boss in it as well, so

1:20:23

I didn't say hello. I was like, not

1:20:25

for any reason. I hope he doesn't think that I did and I'm

1:20:27

not saying hi to me. But um... Yes,

1:20:30

it guy. Other channel. I'm excited

1:20:32

for it. Actually, I was, by the way, I honestly

1:20:34

gonna turn, well I'm not gonna say anything about that

1:20:36

actual video. Click, click home. Sorry,

1:20:38

Simon's just trying to teach Nick how to do YouTube. And then go

1:20:40

down. Down. Down.

1:20:44

Who probably has a channel? There you go. Life of

1:20:46

Tom. So

1:20:48

he uploaded a video, um... The

1:20:51

biggest UK YouTuber collaboration ever. It wasn't mine to see,

1:20:54

like, how many people. I

1:20:56

saw it, so I was streaming and people were

1:20:58

like, Tom, Tom spoil your video. And blah, blah,

1:21:00

blah. He's literally walking

1:21:02

around. You think, you think we've

1:21:04

not noticed him? You think he's knocked around and

1:21:06

filmed it? And to be fair, I mean, no

1:21:09

one, it wasn't, he didn't say anyway, like, don't

1:21:11

film with him, right? No, we actually, we said

1:21:13

obviously, like, please don't give it away. Yeah, yeah,

1:21:15

yeah. Like, if he had just gone, oh, this

1:21:17

person won. Yeah, true. This person got second. Whatever,

1:21:20

obviously. Yeah. But he actually,

1:21:22

I think he's recorded another

1:21:24

vlog. Or like,

1:21:26

another video that's around the actual video. Yeah. So

1:21:28

he like cut out the middle part where he's

1:21:30

doing it. But it was so good. Like, we

1:21:32

had, I think we had somewhere

1:21:34

between 35 and 45 people, all YouTubers. Yeah.

1:21:39

Like, it was so sick. I think it was 40. But,

1:21:42

yeah, played hide and seek. And

1:21:45

it was just nice to do a video with that many

1:21:47

people. It felt like a way

1:21:49

bigger video. Yeah. And you don't get to collaborate

1:21:51

with most of UK YouTube all the time. Was

1:21:53

there anyone not there that you wish was? There

1:21:57

was a lot of people. Like, none of it is good with

1:21:59

that. Not out of like, I

1:22:01

just love for them to have been there, Nico obviously would have

1:22:03

done, he would have tried

1:22:05

something out wages. There

1:22:08

was a lot of people that we would love to have there

1:22:10

but obviously it was, it was

1:22:13

quite short notice, it's quite... It's also hard to

1:22:15

get everyone there right? Yeah, you have like one

1:22:17

day to film it at the exact time you

1:22:19

have to be there. See

1:22:21

as you can see Tom literally cuts from

1:22:23

start of the video to end of the video. But we'll

1:22:26

talk about it more when it actually comes out so we

1:22:28

can say about things that happened in it of course. But

1:22:31

obviously I just want to mention Mr. Who The Boss was

1:22:33

in it and that's something I look forward to. We got

1:22:35

a clip sent through of like, it's

1:22:37

all synced up now. Oh, why not? It's

1:22:39

just literally every single camera angle put together.

1:22:41

Yeah, 50 cameras, 50 GoPros, 50 mic... 40

1:22:45

YouTubers plus seven Sidemen

1:22:47

plus... I

1:22:51

don't know how many people roaming cameras there

1:22:53

were, like five? Maybe like...

1:22:56

Eight? So we're at 55 cameras already. Drowned.

1:23:01

Yeah, I don't envy the

1:23:03

editor of this one. But it should be a very

1:23:05

good video. Although, right, I want to ask

1:23:07

a question. How

1:23:09

long would you want, you obviously know what happens

1:23:11

in it, how long would you want that video

1:23:14

to be? Because

1:23:16

that video could be 50. That

1:23:19

video could be 10 minutes and it's... It

1:23:23

could be two hours. Yeah, how much do

1:23:25

I want it to be? I would say, it's like

1:23:27

a cop-out answer, but I would say it depends on

1:23:29

how many good moments in the video there are. Obviously,

1:23:31

I don't know everyone else's perspective. If there's enough good

1:23:34

content moments to be able to get it to like

1:23:36

50 an hour kind of thing, then yeah, if not,

1:23:38

then it'd be better to be like a... But like,

1:23:40

what's the longest you think it should be? Oh, like

1:23:42

an hour, I would say. Okay. I think, because like,

1:23:44

well, if it

1:23:46

genuinely warrants it, then longer. Yeah, I'm talking

1:23:48

like generic, you know? Yeah, like an hour.

1:23:50

You can leave it in a... Your

1:23:53

level of content can either be like just this, or it

1:23:55

can have a little bit of this. And

1:23:57

it's time when fans get mad if it's not an hour. Yeah.

1:24:00

hour I really hate that

1:24:02

yeah I really hate our long videos yeah I

1:24:04

don't watch a single one yeah that's

1:24:06

something if it warranted it you would go there

1:24:08

right yeah but no I know so surely I

1:24:10

think 50 people then again it's like I don't

1:24:13

say anything about spoiling it but

1:24:15

like you know some people let's

1:24:18

just say you yeah Randy's in it

1:24:20

by the way let's say you you find

1:24:22

your hiding spot instantly yeah and then you

1:24:24

just sit that's why I didn't I didn't

1:24:26

really have much content but like say that's

1:24:28

it yeah your footage isn't really like you've

1:24:30

got 45 seconds

1:24:34

of content probably helpful you've got running

1:24:36

to it hiding say something getting

1:24:38

found yeah that's it yeah if

1:24:40

everyone has that as 45 minutes true so then

1:24:44

you add in an extra 10 minutes of moments yeah I

1:24:46

think I think I'd love it to

1:24:51

be 45 to 55 yeah less than an hour

1:24:54

but yeah that's out in January

1:24:57

cool so well good look guys when you

1:24:59

watch that yeah good luck

1:25:01

I'm one of the good luck yeah we'll talk

1:25:03

about maybe we'll get someone from the video and

1:25:05

true I mean we'll get a bit more mr.

1:25:07

who's the boss I've been there to talk to

1:25:10

him oh he's very he's so like smart he

1:25:12

is very smart he's so just like charismatic

1:25:15

yeah yeah like when I talk to him there's no

1:25:17

cameras around I'm just like hi I

1:25:20

feel like simpleton yeah

1:25:22

so you know you got fifteen hundred

1:25:24

thousand million views on your last month

1:25:26

you know I got a

1:25:28

thousand can you can you bring us

1:25:30

something expensive yeah so what's the weirdest

1:25:32

thing I've ever used probably this one

1:25:34

what's the best one you've ever used

1:25:37

what's the cheapest thing but that's

1:25:40

not me business guy how's Bill Gates yeah yeah

1:25:43

just casually doing a video then you know Tim

1:25:45

Cook from Apple right

1:25:49

anyway yeah we'll talk about that when it

1:25:51

comes out on the right well maybe we

1:25:53

will because if we haven't

1:25:56

got millions of hours like I have quit no

1:25:58

quit they quit we've not quit We're on

1:26:00

hiatus. We're finding ourselves. The set's really close. We

1:26:02

just need you to get us over the line.

1:26:05

Please. I might do a big like... Well, not

1:26:07

too early. I might do a big campaign. What

1:26:10

if we hit it the next episode and we'll just hit it?

1:26:12

No, no. I'll do like a big campaign on my channel. Oh,

1:26:14

ooh. Like main channel pushing it going like guys. I

1:26:17

need it. Randy said... Randy bet me... Yeah?

1:26:20

That I couldn't get the channel to 10

1:26:22

mil... to 1 mil. Yeah, yeah. And he

1:26:24

said he'll do a podcast naked if he does.

1:26:26

Okay. Deal. We can

1:26:28

just lie. It's fine. Yeah, we can lie. Anyways, thanks for

1:26:30

watching. Thanks for listening. And we'll

1:26:32

catch you next week. Yeah. Peace.

1:26:34

Love you all. Bye.