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Yo, so guys, and welcome back to the What's

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Good podcast. Today we have our most favorite guest

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in the entire world. It is Talia Marr. Oh.

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I was like, why did you look so happy? I thought

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it was gonna be me, because I'm sat in the guest seat.

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Oh, f*** off now. Oh, meet that. Please meet that. Can't

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force this one to be John Muay Thai. It's like a Talia run. Get

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that money. Everyone subscribe. We're 13,000

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subs away from the million. That's

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my lucky number. No,

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13, but the thousands are relevant. Am I

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looking at number two? Is it? Why?

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That was born on the 13th. Oh, cute. Guess why?

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Wait, sorry. Guess what else? Yeah,

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but they can't plan it on the day. They can. Oh,

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well then cool. Thanks, mom. No, I was born on Friday the

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13th, which is an unlucky one. Cause I didn't think- No,

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that's the best date. That's my favorite day. Why?

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Because it's meant to be unlucky. Yeah. Yeah.

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No. I defeated the odds. How?

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I don't know. I don't want to say why, but they thought I was- Oh.

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Turns out. Okay. I had a

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hypersonic- They was right. Yeah.

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I was like, I'm gonna lie. But today is our festive

1:02

like designated Christmas episode. I don't know if I've heard this

1:04

stuff off a few times, but this is definitely like Christmas.

1:06

I've got more wine over here. They haven't- Yeah,

1:08

you did say you were gonna pull some for us actually.

1:10

I remember you saying, you're like, Oh, I can get some.

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I can't lie. I did get offered some and I said, no. I

1:16

didn't get offered them. You actually went in today, didn't

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you? Yeah. Yeah. Cause I was like,

1:20

I'll have a glass. Okay, maybe- Did you brandy yourself

1:22

off, though? I didn't even want any. No, it wasn't brandy though.

1:24

I don't want you to do it. I will do it. No,

1:27

you can carry on telling us a story about

1:30

Christmas. Well, Christmas is a great time. Family

1:32

get together. Oh my God. Friends get together.

1:36

Let's talk about old friends. Okay. Is

1:39

it nice when you see an old friend at like a house party

1:41

or- Why I used to, every Christmas I used to go home and

1:44

me and Nick would go to the pub

1:46

on Christmas Eve. You did. I'd see everyone.

1:48

I used to do that as well. But then

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my friends- You've been on that for a few years. I guess it's COVID.

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Don't say since me. I

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remember having multiple years in a row. This

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is also the first podcast by the way. Yeah!

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I'm married now Yeah

2:02

I know we did run after the wedding Oh yeah But

2:04

that was like about the wedding I'm not gonna lie It

2:06

feels like counseling It's not then It feels like counseling with

2:08

you Nick Catt's everything man Yeah but

2:10

it's also not the first podcast No no no but it's the

2:13

first podcast We were married No no We did run out the

2:15

wedding But I'm saying But we did Apart from the wedding Because

2:17

that's like about the wedding But this is like now you're actually

2:19

married Like you've actually been through Wait I mean Okay It's only

2:21

been Literally the whole new phase Where you've like Yeah you just

2:23

got married Is that now I'm Oh yeah I haven't been on

2:25

honeymoon yet Yeah you haven't even had honeymoon yet But you're a

2:28

vin Yeah yeah I get you I get you So how's the

2:30

vin? Uh yeah it's been the

2:32

same Yeah It's been good It really is

2:34

the same Yeah No it's not It is

2:36

exactly the same No because you guys have absolutely let us down this

2:38

year And this is one of the topics Sorry Excuse me Go

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on I'm gonna get into it straight away

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Go on As you guys know Simon and I every year do you

2:45

have a competition Who has the best Christmas dinner? Mm Usually I win

2:47

But this time He's never won by the way He's never won Usually

2:50

Now he's a little unfair Because you guys are actually getting a chef

2:54

So how are we gonna compare now? True I

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mean I'm not complaining about that

2:58

You do, you do Sounds like you are No,

3:01

no I would love to do that one day

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Because although Yeah it's fine But then also like

3:05

The fact that Now it's not fair Cause my

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mum is now getting pressure pressure pressure on me I think

3:09

it's too late though Like I'm

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sure she's a great lady But she has lost every

3:13

year so You

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even said the words She fell off Yeah but

3:19

since I said that she came upon Oh You

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pulled it out the back I'm your own mother

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Nothing nuts Oh It

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was What

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just happened to you? I'm mad

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No, uh The thing is If

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you could We need to do a taste off Because that

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would really What we said about doing

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a video Where me and him Have to cook

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Christmas dinner Next year Or worse Can I be

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the The judge? The judge Yeah Sure Oh

3:44

I'm so excited I make a good roast so But I

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will devour you if you choose it I said my mum was cooking

3:48

a song And I put a joke on the podcast And I've come

3:50

home and she's made an absolute feast Nice

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The fact that you even said it's all run out Of that rage That

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is so rude Is

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that the same way I thought John about a pretty see

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it's the same thing. Yeah, except one's your

4:03

mom. No, I've heard John, but like, that's your

4:05

mom. Yeah, no, I shouldn't have

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heard it. She birthed you. Yeah, but then

4:09

it, you know, I know. Results wise, it

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did help. You've been inside

4:13

of both? Oh,

4:16

can we move on? I hate that when people say that. And

4:18

honestly, no, I hate, right? It's a pet peeve of mine. I

4:20

hate when someone goes to a city now and they say like,

4:23

oh, New York, I'm inside of you. Oh yeah,

4:25

yeah. It's such an old thing to say. Nick,

4:27

I bet you say that. As soon as

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you said old thing to say, I was like, I

4:31

know he's about to bring Nick into this. Like there's

4:33

just no way Randall's not gonna make a comment about it.

4:35

Well, I love it as well. Isn't Nick something that old?

4:37

He's gonna say he's literally a couple years older than you. Now

4:39

the worst phrases trip around the sun for

4:42

a birthday. They go, another trip around the

4:44

sun or like my 30 nights trip around

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the sun complete. That's the worst. I have,

4:49

I, no, no, no, but I, okay, again,

4:51

this is one of Randy's like things where

4:53

I, I'm very wrong and it shouldn't bother

4:55

me, but I also get a little bit

4:57

bothered when people like tweet

4:59

that it's their birthday. What?

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Like it's my birthday. I would rather be it's my birthday,

5:04

but when they, they, they, they find that really weird stories

5:07

and weird ways to drop in the fact that it is

5:09

their birthday. I

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don't know. I mean, yeah. Like,

5:13

as in you're saying just isn't like, Oh my God,

5:15

thanks for the birthday wishes. Is that what you mean?

5:17

I wouldn't mind that. Oh, what is it you have a

5:19

problem with? I don't know. It sounds like

5:21

you don't mind when people say that it's their birthday.

5:24

It's obviously not okay, but like I

5:26

just, in that scene I'm like,

5:28

does Jesus have a Twitter account? I

5:31

think it's unlikely. No, but like there must

5:33

be a Twitter account. That's like, I'm God, like Instagram.

5:36

Yeah, but Jesus is, I don't know. Wait,

5:38

this Christmas was his. Not

5:40

his direction. No, it's meant to be his

5:42

birthday, but like, carbon, well, actually, I

5:44

don't know. Jesus, they have a million on Twitter

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washed. Well, pizza. No,

5:50

I love your Twitter account. Earth updates.

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You got to see that one. No, you should go on Twitter, man. Yeah,

5:57

it's where they like release updates for Earth. There

5:59

you go. release that one. Yeah so go down.

6:01

We've got like a private twitter, we've got like a

6:04

community earth update. Cats now are

6:06

properly dressed. That's a worth

6:09

example. Earth update from his pokémane. No.

6:12

Added for a shock to the game. These are

6:14

for example but you know they do some good

6:16

ones each year you know but

6:18

yeah bad examples. Vlogs

6:21

produced damage. There you go. Yeah I

6:23

was gonna say. Yeah. John's

6:25

agreeing with you. Yeah no no no no no no

6:27

no. Hang on white that was the

6:29

most beautiful. What do you think? Reduce the

6:31

chance of sleeping past the alarm by 20.

6:33

That's a tweet that Nick would write you know. Nick

6:36

you're in this account. Yeah

6:39

I'm glad you like it thank you. Oh

6:42

my I was expecting so much more when you

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brought this account up. How old are you Nick?

6:46

33. Yes. Okay. Times what? 32. 31. 31. How

6:48

old are you? 30. 29. But

6:53

pretty much 30. When are you 30?

6:56

Actually I don't want to talk about when I'm birthday. Oh

7:05

shit you're gonna send 30. Yeah yeah.

7:07

Kind of cool. Yeah. Are you doing

7:09

a big celebration? No. Do

7:13

you know? No never mind.

7:16

Oh. I was but um you know. The

7:18

dates moved. We had to change plans. Oh

7:22

no. Is that because of

7:24

me? Oh no you know what

7:26

I thought you found out. I'm only 30 once okay.

7:31

Technically you're 31. I will cry. Once. I will

7:33

do it. You're everything once. Why is 30 a

7:35

big deal? What's

7:37

gonna be different when you're 29 I'm 30. Nothing

7:40

but like but also what I will say right and um

7:42

I shouldn't care by the way. I genuinely don't care. You

7:44

do. No no because I've never never wanted to care about

7:46

birthdays for sure. But when it when it was that close

7:48

and we moved it by one day I actually I actually

7:50

was like you know what it's actually quite exciting because I never used your

7:52

doing this for birthdays. Oh god don't. I will cry. I

7:55

will cry. I've got really good makeup on. I can't cry.

7:57

I will tell you a story in a few months.

7:59

Oh. No, I don't care. Cause

8:01

we're gonna fake anyway. That's even funnier.

8:04

Okay. Really

8:06

all good now? South Park. South

8:08

Park has taken shots at Prime.

8:12

They did an episode. The whole episode, I haven't seen it

8:14

yet. No. You, Nick

8:16

has? No, John has. Oh. Yes,

8:19

only Nick has. So the whole episode is based around

8:21

it. No, the whole episode is

8:23

based around Prime and

8:25

OnlyFans. Okay. And

8:28

more about- Sorry, Cred, not Prime. And

8:31

more about influences,

8:34

the problem with influences and how they influence

8:36

kids. Logan Paul is barely in

8:38

it. Oh, okay. The

8:40

clip that we've seen is- To promote it.

8:42

Pretty much all he's in it. Yeah, he's

8:44

in it for about five minutes of the 45. 45

8:48

minutes. No. Damn. He's

8:50

in it once. No. That's so actually- Oh!

8:53

There's references to other YouTubers as well. Like Randolph.

8:55

Is he called Logan Paul in it? No,

8:58

he's called- Pogan Law. Pogan Law.

9:00

Douche. Oh my God. I

9:03

saw a clip of him recently where they were saying they would never cross

9:06

any line. What? South

9:08

Park said that. Yeah, the creators, they got

9:10

asked, is there any line you would

9:12

cross, and he said probably not. Oh, okay. I thought you meant

9:14

they wouldn't cross any lines. Yeah, same, it was a bit

9:17

like that. No, yeah. Logan La Douche. Oh

9:19

my God. They're obviously saying that like, everything

9:22

can be satire, which is true. Yeah.

9:24

Yeah, yeah. I like the creators. I

9:27

was saying once you've been on South Park, once they've

9:29

taken the piss out of you, you've made it.

9:31

That's why, you know in the chat where I was like,

9:33

obviously I've got no real connection to Prime directly, but I

9:35

actually felt like, this is the closest I'm ever gonna get

9:37

to being in South Park. I know

9:39

what you mean. JJ wasn't even in it. Yeah,

9:41

yeah, yeah. I was outrageous. You know when Kanye

9:43

was like, he got really mad at it.

9:45

Yeah. That's just funny. That's the episode I

9:48

told you about. So basically they go around and they go, do

9:50

you like fish sticks? Yeah. What

9:53

are you, a gay fish? Yeah. They say

9:55

it to him, he doesn't get it. It's really angry he

9:57

becomes a gay fish. And But

10:00

in real life he got angry about it. He

10:02

did have Glastonbury, the entire

10:04

crowd of 100,000 people, yelling

10:07

gay fish. Gay bad fish. But

10:10

I will say as well, I am a big time Kanye

10:12

West defender. Which is a good job, that's quite

10:14

controversial. That's very right now especially. Double

10:16

controversial. But nothing that he says, I just think

10:18

his music is so good. He's

10:21

so obsessed with his music. He's literally

10:23

heard snippets of something, he's

10:25

just like brave the production. It's next level. Team

10:28

Taylor. Oh well yeah, cool.

10:30

But the tradition is good though. He's not done it. He's

10:32

a good musician. He is, I'm sure. He

10:34

is. He's a good musician. He's a

10:36

good musician. He's a... You

10:38

said who's a good musician, he is or she is.

10:40

She said he is. Well we know Telus.

10:42

I think it sounds like Telus is not. No, she's

10:44

the queen of all musicians. Well you say

10:46

you're a Swifty. Yes, I am a Swifty. I

10:49

assume we have a quiz.

10:53

We do have a quiz. We have

10:55

a trivia quiz. Oh no, I'm scared. I would have a

10:57

virus breakdown. I'm going to try and answer it first. Yeah.

11:01

Okay. The president is off you.

11:03

If I know. I'm

11:05

good, I'm scared. For reference, I don't know if this

11:07

is the best one, but all the others had like

11:09

50 questions and this one was the only one

11:11

with like 12. Cool. Okay, I bet they're going

11:13

to be like, what's her first name? What is

11:15

her first name? It's Taylor I assume, right? What's her surname?

11:17

It might be in there. Is it actually Taylor

11:19

Swift? Does that have a real name? Yeah. Well

11:22

it's like Rihanna if you want. What's

11:24

Rihanna's first name? Yeah, no. Well yeah,

11:26

but Swift has an interesting name. Is Rihanna's first name?

11:29

Ri... no. I don't know. Robin.

11:32

Robin. Robin. Oh yeah,

11:34

with a Y. Robin Fenty. No. I

11:37

feel like Robin Rihanna fents it, yeah. I don't know. Where

11:39

did it go, Nick? It's the wire and I

11:41

don't know. Do you win anything if

11:43

you win the quiz? Like do you win her tickets

11:45

to Taylor Swift? No. I

11:48

don't want to go anywhere. Okay. How

11:50

many awards has she won as of 2018? 30,

11:53

60, about 100, more than 200. So

11:56

me and Randolph are going to choose first. I'm so angry

11:58

at that. 30's got a dot after it. and the rest

12:00

don't. I'm not gonna

12:02

lie. And also that's five

12:05

years ago. And also what award? Because like if

12:07

it's Grammys and stuff, then it's like probably like

12:29

some random fucking organisation gives her,

12:31

you know, pops throughout the year. You know, that's, who are

12:33

you? You're not Grammys. Who are you? Okay.

12:36

Me and Randy are gonna say more than 200, but

12:38

Talia? Yeah, I think it's more than 200. Okay. This

12:41

is five years old. And if this is wrong, we

12:44

are right still. Yeah, I agree. No. Cause

12:46

we're too mad now, you know? This

12:50

is some BTEC quiz. Come on. That's

12:52

correct. Come on. Okay. 600

12:55

nominations to go. Okay. Next question.

12:57

The very first song she wrote,

12:59

Love Story, Lucky You, Back

13:02

to December, A Place in This World. Okay.

13:05

That should be logical. Okay. Love

13:07

Story is the first popular one. Right. I

13:10

think. That means it's not gonna be that. That's also like

13:12

cringe in typical. Well, you know that song. No. It's

13:14

the one about Romeo, Take Me. Oh, another one. Yeah, that's

13:16

that one. Yeah, that's like the, everyone knows that. Is it

13:18

on the red album? No. How

13:21

dare you? When was the red album? Before or after that? After

13:23

that. I like red album. I used to have it as my

13:25

last name. Me too. No,

13:27

it wasn't. No. It was 24, but it's not 13.

13:31

That doesn't tell us the date. Red. When

13:33

was it? It doesn't tell us the date. When did red come out? That

13:36

might be a question. Oh, yeah. Okay. How

13:38

many times was it? 34, it counted today. It might be

13:40

a question. Oh, somewhere. Okay. The

13:43

first song she wrote, I'm

13:46

gonna guess. Me on three, we go with the same

13:48

one. Okay, ready? Yep. Three, two,

13:50

one. Back to December. Lucky You. Okay.

13:54

Lucky You. Is that actually a song? I

13:57

can't tell you. Oh, you can't tell me that, yeah. I

13:59

think, I'm happy to go. I want to go with yours. And

14:03

if this is the look back to December. Lucky you. It's

14:06

definitely not back to December. Yes, thank

14:08

God. It's either, a place as well was

14:10

on our first album. Lucky you I presume is

14:12

the first one. Cause I don't actually, I can't

14:14

sing you that song. It's probably on a mix. It's actually

14:16

used to push in New York in the back of a truck. We'll

14:19

be submitting. Yeah. Let's

14:21

go. I'm actually the biggest Swifty in the room. Yeah,

14:23

you are. And by the way, I think

14:25

this is back about, so. Back

14:28

to December's an impact. I got

14:30

it down to one by the way. What is that? Tally was

14:32

a bit iffy between two. I got it down to one. You

14:34

did, you did. Her acting

14:36

debut. See if I can get back. In the

14:38

famous show. CSI, Modern Family, Grey's Anatomy, How I

14:40

Meet Your Mother. Not How I Meet Your Mother.

14:42

No, you know that. I don't know.

14:44

Not Modern Family. That picture does look like

14:46

Modern Family. Like color grade screens Modern Family.

14:50

Oh it does, you're right. CSI

14:52

seems like an easy one. But I feel like that's too

14:54

obvious. And also not like, there's so many episodes that like,

14:56

and they just get people into it. But you love Modern Family.

14:59

That framing, doesn't that just look like? I really agree with you,

15:01

but that might not be from that. True.

15:05

But I agree with you. It does

15:07

look like that. Very serious face for Modern Family.

15:10

I do wanna go, oh, it

15:12

looks like CSI. It looks like, oh you've been murdered. CSI

15:14

is always the one I would go for. If any celebrities

15:16

in the show, I'd guess CSI. Yeah, yeah,

15:18

yeah. Like you can

15:20

be off all episodes. Tally. I think

15:22

it's CSI. Oh my God. We might actually be Swissies. I

15:25

think we might be. We would actually do a full quiz

15:27

really well. Is it Justin

15:29

Bieber as well who's CSI? Yeah, I don't know. Who's CSI? Everyone's

15:31

been to CSI. Yes.

15:35

Come on, fucking hell. 2009,

15:37

yeah. Long time ago, damn. She

15:41

has said in interviews that she has a

15:43

great interest in poetry and books. What book

15:45

out of the following is her favorite? Gatsby.

15:48

The Great Gatsby, In Search of Lost Time,

15:50

To Kill a Mockingbird, Memoirs of

15:52

a Private Man. It's Edith, To Kill a Mockingbird,

15:54

or Great Back to Gatsby. So

15:58

I immediately thought, bird

16:00

as well okay and you've put the

16:02

between the two I feel like we should go

16:04

let sure sure she just

16:06

seems that the person who's gonna be into that kind of

16:08

great gatsby kind of like vibe clothing yes I

16:11

don't know but I'm gonna guess by the fact

16:13

that she referenced something in

16:15

a few songs what we look at we have to lie

16:18

in now okay killer mockingbird the

16:21

great gatsby no I don't know like he

16:24

can't be that cuz it can I hate when

16:26

it's between two do I click on yours no

16:28

can I always always the swifty god

16:31

I know what a favorite but yeah

16:33

that's like a rogue question again

16:36

you went out to I said that

16:38

one every swift question

16:44

so far I'm wrong we're on team we should

16:46

have follow-in boys you're not

16:51

dead hey look at the house John has

16:54

to ask you has right Corey yeah

16:58

did she take Taylor yeah 100% I'm just guessing

17:01

who didn't who didn't you know I would made you

17:03

if you hit her you have a

17:05

team I hate it one you might have been in the room you

17:08

know I mean I don't know who I don't

17:10

the reason is or I don't know who that

17:12

is I don't know who Corey is I can

17:15

tell you okay he's no no no

17:17

don't Google it cuz I might say he's

17:19

a leading glee Oh

17:21

Finn yeah I bet you would

17:23

look like that seems prime Taylor

17:25

Swift dating maybe Taylor's the

17:27

odd one out no she has that you

17:30

think that oh wait no it sounds right Taylor and Taylor

17:32

I felt like people have been like yeah they did they

17:37

did they did they did oh my god sorry definitely

17:39

they John Mayer or you just give them that fucking

17:41

hell okay I think we go with I don't even

17:44

look at Harry Styles is

17:47

definitely dead high style did she date him

17:50

just shagging but you keep in the

17:52

M&M thing you were right what I'm gonna

17:54

think you know where M&M was dating Mariah

17:56

Carey yeah that that happened they did date

17:58

the North we at There was a period.

18:00

Okay, okay, okay. Okay, I think we go for Corey.

18:03

Who is that guy, you know? Finn, from Glee. Yeah, but

18:05

who is that, you know? Finn. You've

18:07

been, okay. Okay, we're going to- Yes!

18:10

Well, you weren't meant to click it. It's all right. I didn't mean to,

18:12

but it was obvious. Yeah, I was meant to say it. That one. Obvious?

18:16

Well, we've got everyone right. Everyone's obvious. Taylor and Taylor definitely

18:18

happened, I remember that. Yeah. What

18:21

year was Taylor born in? What is it, 1990, 1987,

18:25

95, 1989? Yeah, actually, Simon, I'm gonna, this is

18:27

all down to you right now. Okay.

18:33

Now it's a deal. Yeah.

18:40

Okay, so she was 95. She'd

18:44

be like 27. I'm

18:47

27. She could be 28,

18:49

but she could be 27 if, mapping.

18:53

Okay. This is the, this is the- 1990,

18:56

do I think she's- What? This is the name

18:58

of her left album, right? No. Oh.

19:00

Oh, mix it, yeah. Oh, I thought she released an

19:02

album. Oh, an album, but not her last album. It's

19:04

the name of an album. Yeah. 1987

19:07

is throwing like, no, 1989. No,

19:12

no, no, so like, let me just explain to you. I was really set

19:14

on 87, cause I just, I can see that in my head, like- I'm

19:17

set on one of the eight supermarkets. I can see it,

19:19

like I see the CD. I'm set on one of the

19:21

eighties. Yeah, yeah. 1998, okay, right, right,

19:23

let's- Do you do both ages? I'm looking-

19:25

What? What's 87? 87

19:27

is- Wow.

19:32

She's so old. No, but nine doesn't seem,

19:34

no nine at the end doesn't seem right.

19:36

The seven is- I know. It's

19:38

looking right. I'm so, I will get angry first. Cause I can see the number of

19:40

my, I can hear the font, the way it's written. Okay,

19:42

okay, well like, all

19:44

right, Randy, you heard the, you heard Teddis's album, 1987.

19:49

It sounds so right. Randy, you heard Teddis's

19:51

album, 1989. Nah, that sounds

19:54

wrong. Great, sounds so wrong, but 87. How

19:56

old was eight in IMAKER? He

19:58

ain't 36 mate. Okay, let's

20:00

do 87. We'll

20:03

go 89. Let's get 89. She's

20:05

not 36. Is she? She's

20:09

old. Think about it. How old... okay, let's go.

20:11

Okay. Okay. Here's a good question. Is she one

20:13

year off Nick? No way. She's

20:16

older than Nick. Now she

20:18

could be... she could be the same age as Nick. I

20:20

think Nick makes her look young. Okay,

20:23

but I know it's... okay. 89. Lock it up. Okay,

20:27

Talia. This is technically the easiest one. Oh, no way.

20:32

I think it's 89. Yeah? All right, lock

20:34

in 89. Talia? It

20:37

is 89. Thank god. Oh my god. That was

20:39

the most excruciating I've ever done in my life. I was born in 1989. I was

20:41

born in 1989? Yeah.

20:45

No, she should have been born 87. That sounds better. Oh no, 1989 is so much better. 1987

20:50

sounds sick. No, it sounds weird. We're

20:54

actually smashing this. You are? Check the

20:56

true statements. Taylor's brother's name is Austin.

21:00

Austin Swift. Stupid name. I don't think that's real. What

21:05

did you think? We check all of them that are real. Oh

21:09

god. No? Really? Check the true statements. Yeah, it could

21:11

be one, it could be none, it could be all

21:13

of them. Why are they gonna throw it into us?

21:15

Austin. Austin... Austin. Yeah,

21:18

Austin Swift. That's personal name as

21:20

well. And it's a state in Texas. Yeah. I think

21:22

it's correct. Because she

21:25

said she... Where's she from Pennsylvania? But

21:27

she just looks... I think she's got a lot of

21:29

country music in there, right? She loves country. And then

21:31

Austin is quite a hot spot for country music. As

21:33

is Tennessee and Nashville. I think

21:35

it's true. Ticket, ticket. If I loved...

21:37

Okay, we'll ticket. Taylor

21:42

wrote the song Forever and Always about John Mayer.

21:44

Sure, why not? Yeah, well fuck it. Yeah. Yeah.

21:48

Taylor's first album sold 39,000 copies

21:50

in the first week. It might have. That's so specific. Yeah. It

21:52

could be 38 in like... I think it's wrong. Yeah, I think

21:54

it's wrong. Yeah, yeah. And Taylor was

21:56

originally going to call the album Speak

21:58

Now in Texas. Enchanted. Which

22:00

one? The album is called Speak Now. Oh,

22:04

called the album Speak Now Enchanted. Yeah. Sure,

22:09

why not? Yeah. Take that

22:11

one. I don't like this one. It gives us four opportunities.

22:13

There's no way we're getting it right. If

22:15

we get this wrong, it means we could potentially get four wrong, which I

22:17

feel like they shouldn't have done that to us. It should be one and...

22:19

Yeah, we were doing well. If we don't 100%, there's something we

22:22

can't do that in this court. We're gone. Wait, are

22:24

we saying that? Locking in? Your

22:26

thoughts? Yeah, yeah, lock it in, but your thoughts? Her

22:28

brother's name is Austin. I'm

22:31

pretty sure Forever In A Way has written

22:33

about JoJoanis. No! Who even is he?

22:36

I think her album sold more than that in its first

22:38

name. Yeah, because that surely should prove this,

22:40

right? And she was originally in a whole Speak Now

22:42

Enchanted, if I remember correctly. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay,

22:45

sure. Yeah. Oh.

22:51

That means we got it right! No, no, it sold

22:53

the 39 is the one. Yeah, so they sold 39.

22:56

You said yes and no. Yeah. We

22:58

don't have one wrong and we got... Wait, no,

23:00

but you unticked the wrote one. The

23:03

second one. No, it highlighted the correct one. Yeah, she's saying

23:05

what's correct. Yeah, please. So how many did we get right?

23:08

Two. Wait. Brother's

23:10

name is Austin. We said yes. It mentions

23:12

Taylor Swift's album sold 39. We

23:14

said no. Yeah. Two right

23:16

and two wrong, I would say

23:18

as a question, I think we got that right. Yeah, as a

23:20

question. Let's also score out 100. We lost

23:23

eight points. I'm surprised, we should have won. She

23:25

has appeared as herself in a cameo role in

23:27

Gossip Girl. Okay, it's not a movie. It's not

23:29

a musical. High school musical. Teen Beach movie. Gossip

23:34

Girl is so old, but as with established, so is she.

23:37

Yeah, she's ancient. Teen

23:39

Beach movie. I don't even know what that is, but that

23:42

sounds like something that she doesn't. I think she's above that.

23:45

I don't think she's in the hand on the hand on a movie. Oh.

23:48

You think she's four. I don't think it's a movie. Neither have I.

23:52

But, hold on, wait, can we Google how

23:54

old Mya Cyrus is? Surely, yeah.

23:58

Well, Nick, that was actually, that's the look. Yeah,

24:00

yeah, and how do you know? My

24:04

size 31 then yes But

24:07

are you kidding me? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah

24:10

same era in it. Yeah, she's bad She

24:13

means if she did We

24:15

use that we use that fuck. We use that really yeah, she

24:17

should go. I think it's gossip girl then that's

24:20

old though like he's old She's

24:23

like a teenager in it. Yeah, always all I'm

24:25

gonna be Taylor Swift as a as herself Did

24:27

you do a reunion episode I think I

24:30

think I saw that Fuck it

24:32

click it then turn on how to move go right in a way what we send then

24:34

gossip girl But do you want to go to

24:36

teen beach movie and just stay like I'll fuck it. It's a weird

24:38

film I don't know that's why it could

24:40

be it's so weird that it could be that I Thought

24:43

that okay, go on. I thought they'd have the budget

24:45

for it We got your luck do it like it

24:47

in teen beach movie Tanya I

24:50

think she might have been in Hannah Montana. Oh my god

24:53

You did front me you didn't shoot your head right that mistake I

24:57

mean I was thinking I thought it was

24:59

Hannah Montana, but I also do it specifically

25:01

remember it do it Yeah,

25:04

I we got that right yeah You

25:06

should grab I didn't know it is He

25:10

went Hanam. Yeah, but he's a hammer. You went I Don't

25:13

think I did I think he misread me because I

25:15

thought it was that on the edit for this make

25:17

sure that Tolly's in frame when I say that I'm not

25:19

blaming you but like I just got that vibe from you

25:22

I'm intrigued to see you I did because I thought

25:24

that was the right Internal working out we

25:26

were correct. I love that that we've actually got there Which are

25:28

these members of Taylor's team did not go on the red tour

25:31

well. I don't know what I don't Relevant

25:34

I wouldn't hang out with some of the team. I wouldn't

25:36

hang out with someone good Liz by the way Just click

25:38

any who doesn't matter Liz Liz Liz sure This

25:41

Tally a neck a moss. I

25:43

don't know I'm pretty guessing all right a moss. Hello.

25:45

Just sounds like a I'm

25:50

a cystic Me

25:52

and Tay Tay we're like this Taylor

25:54

has a special place for a specific number. It's been

25:56

part of her journey 13

25:58

is that thing? No, no,

26:00

wait, wait, wait. You, I

26:02

feel like you've probably got tattooed on you. Well,

26:06

it's just tattooed on you, right? I don't think it's

26:08

seven because Tally would have made some form of like,

26:11

me being seven. That's obvious as well. Everyone's seven,

26:13

everyone's seven. That's me. I

26:16

feel like, I feel like Tally

26:18

would have made some resemblance. What resemblance?

26:20

Some link. Connection. Yeah, between me and Taylor

26:22

Swift being seven, whatever. Six,

26:24

that's a shit number. I hope it's not six.

26:27

That's the damn born on. That's a shit number. Wait,

26:31

no, she just loved numbers of 12. She

26:33

always used to, wait, wait, wait, wait. She's

26:36

definitely got a big number about her. Well,

26:38

I think it's either 12 or 13, for sure. I

26:41

think it might be six. You've just had a

26:43

big number. No, no, she has,

26:45

she's been on a number and then like, her

26:47

family's loved the number. They do stuff on

26:49

the day that the number is and stuff like that. You

26:52

know like, 11-11, that type of shit. They do love the

26:54

number. Like, Taylor Swift's day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They might be

26:56

six. But let's go 13. They

26:58

should have born. No, I don't think it would be. They should have

27:00

born. But I don't know if Talia's ever related that. Like, she's unborn.

27:03

Yeah, that sounds like Talia. Zach's

27:06

13 and she's born 13. 13's not even a lot, oh

27:08

my God. Taylor's the favorite number, 13. We're besties, we're meant

27:10

to be. And when I said she's born on 13, she

27:13

went, yeah. Lock it in, 13. 13,

27:15

she says it on loads of talk shows. All right, Nick, what's

27:18

her favorite number? Woo! We're

27:23

actually smashing this. Does her family make a big deal out of

27:25

it? Huh? Does she make a big deal out of the number?

27:27

Yeah. On what day was Red released? Oh,

27:29

it was a question. Oh my God,

27:31

damn it. Why are you on the cover? And I was like, oh right, by the way, after

27:33

2012, 2013. I feel like I

27:36

wanna just guess October 13. Yeah, the number. Yeah.

27:39

But is that, yeah. Whoa. Wait,

27:42

can we work out, Simon. Yeah.

27:46

With maths. Can you work out if October

27:48

13th, what day it was? Was it Sunday

27:50

or Friday? Right, then I think albums used to

27:52

come out some days, I swear they did. We

27:55

can't work that out. What

27:57

was it today? Today's the

27:59

20th. There's no way you're gonna do that in your head.

28:01

I'm sure, I'm sure. For a few of us to know what

28:04

it was. I feel like that's cheating. Yeah, she can't give us

28:06

clothes for now. I think we go 13th. October

28:08

13th. I

28:11

don't actually know, but I'm gonna guess the 22nd only

28:13

because there's a song on that album called 22, and that's the sort of

28:15

thing that she likes to do. What did she 22? I'm

28:18

feeling 22. That's funny. That

28:21

wasn't even a cheat. Yeah. It was

28:23

nearly the tune. Ooh, I don't

28:25

know about you. Fuck! Damn it!

28:27

Yeah. That's the first one that I think we've

28:29

really got wrong. Well, I believe it's... Like, we've got the others wrong,

28:31

but, like, we were on the right line at some point. You

28:34

were on the right part. You know what? You

28:36

know what? Logic-wise, they were sprinkling 30 on us too

28:38

much. I'm feeling 22. So,

28:41

right, to be clear for that one, Zola didn't know the answer,

28:43

but she knows Taylor Swift well enough. Wow!

28:46

Wow, wow. She guessed the song that... And

28:48

also, that song is referring to her age now, not the date release. No,

28:51

but as in she probably picked the date because it was

28:53

someone... Yeah, yeah. That's the song name. Yeah,

28:56

it was the 13th, or the Saturday. The 22nd was

28:58

a Monday. A

29:00

Monday? Taylor Swift did not give a fuck about when she released it. She

29:03

just released it. Well, maybe she'd be more popular. What

29:06

music video is this from? I Knew You Were

29:08

Trouble, ours, mine, We Are Never Getting Back Together.

29:10

I don't think it's I Knew You Were Trouble. Oh,

29:13

no, no, never, never. I don't

29:15

know the middle. She makes really good music. She does make really good

29:17

music. She's a change that's so cringe. I

29:20

wanna... Oh, attack him. I wanna

29:22

guess one in the middle. One

29:25

in the middle once. Nice. I

29:27

think it's We Are Never. No, that's more of

29:29

like a... Okay, fair play. I think there's loads

29:31

more people in that video. You know I do

29:33

look black pink. They are

29:35

really good. Are they gonna end? Yeah. It's

29:38

been screaming and they're gonna end so long. Okay, no way. Mine.

29:41

I wanna guess mine. Okay, okay. But you've got

29:43

any other... Listen, with my good synergy,

29:45

I don't wanna make a disagreement in the camp. I'm gonna go with

29:47

you as well. Mine. This is our last

29:49

question, though, so it doesn't matter. The camp's over after

29:51

this. I think it's

29:53

about one. For no reason. But

29:57

yeah, mine. Go mine. Okay, mine. What video is it? We

30:00

are never getting back to the game. We

30:03

are never ever ever. It

30:06

just looks, it just looks, it has it. It's

30:10

really a Romeo and Juliet right? Isn't that like

30:12

the album or something? No. That's a love story.

30:14

It's not from an album. No that's true. You're

30:17

actually, you need to stop. Can you Google all the

30:19

names of her albums? That's just like a narrow quote.

30:21

I can tell you them. I want to see the

30:24

album covers. Tell me as well. Nevermind then. Nevermind

30:27

then. 1989, there you go.

30:30

Wait, I swear that was recent. No, 1989 was like five. Okay,

30:34

her first album was called... No.

30:37

Taylor Swift? Yeah. Fucking...

30:40

Okay. Then Fearless. Okay. Cringe.

30:44

Then Speak Now. That was almost going to be called Intensive. Red, oh,

30:46

let's go. Red's my favourite. Then...

30:49

Oh. But

30:51

they really fit. In America I was in Target and they literally

30:53

had a whole thing for the album. When,

30:55

recently? Yeah. Her version. Yeah.

30:59

Wow, see? Switched on. It's

31:01

a bit like her new version. Her version is

31:03

newer. Yeah. Is it named after

31:05

that bowling for soup song, do you reckon? No. I

31:08

think I got that. Anyways,

31:11

I think that's probably enough about Taylor Swift.

31:13

No, I love this episode. Just the rest

31:15

of the album. Love her. Folklore.

31:18

Evermore. Midnight. Oh,

31:20

cringe. Oh, here we go. Fearless

31:22

Taylor's version. Red Taylor's version. Nice. Imagine

31:25

being like... Imagine just doing new albums.

31:28

That's so cool. You

31:30

know you do music so you can just make an album if

31:33

you want. No, but like, she's doing her version. Like,

31:35

she's re-recording. Yeah, so she lost the rights

31:37

to it and then to overcome that she's

31:39

re-doing it. Yeah. And the fans are

31:41

probably playing that more than the other day, the old ones. Yeah. Kind

31:44

of freaking go with them. I don't pay the old ones. They

31:48

wouldn't be the same though. I don't

31:50

think it would work the same. It's not the same. I think it would work better

31:52

because you've got the meta, the title and thumbnail. It's different.

31:55

I think video is different. Yeah, 100%. That was a really

31:57

dumb thing. She

32:00

started so long ago that some of the songs like she didn't

32:02

have tuning in she didn't have like the proper instrument

32:04

Yeah, honestly, I think that you didn't have the proper

32:06

cameras or mics No,

32:09

honestly, you could do like a crosswalk Chinese now with

32:11

a Propell and not our next overexposed turn angle. That

32:13

was Josh Also

32:17

one real quick thing we have never mentioned the podcast when

32:19

me and sounded the video about Harry and Theo's channel He

32:21

had a 50k views, but he actually got a diagram. That's

32:23

like 700k We were like, yeah, Harry's fuming

32:26

because that channel the video is done so badly. It's

32:28

50k Literally that night we

32:30

go to dinner. It's on 350k

32:32

and it was only an hour before the dinner.

32:34

It's not bad Yeah, it's not on

32:36

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you've done a swift and music yeah

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2024 yeah oh

35:05

god what can we expect from time

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are you gonna ask questions here because

35:10

I live with that what is a okay other than

35:13

that one thing that I know about in 2024 well to the coming what do

35:15

you know about

35:17

oh yeah I know what you're talking about

35:19

oh I won't be there oh

35:22

well I do know

35:25

but I'm not saying much I mean I did

35:27

have a meeting recently where they basically said next

35:29

year I don't have a life it's

35:32

good in so many words the actual

35:34

words were nothing's changing music

35:36

plans we don't really have many

35:39

but also just to

35:41

let you know you don't have a life yeah and

35:43

you continue to do that but just so

35:45

that they who can't tell humor you're

35:47

gonna be busy yeah yeah yeah I

35:50

don't think they're watching this though for

35:53

like they probably wouldn't enjoy

35:57

a podcast I mean no I think I

36:00

think the actual percentage of people who don't understand that

36:02

humor is high in this podcast. Do you think they're

36:04

Randy fans? Yeah,

36:11

so not much I'm allowed to talk about

36:13

more singles more music And

36:17

Yeah, nothing in my

36:19

personal life. Yeah, you know, that's like it's

36:21

bad. It's good. You know, I mean Being

36:24

busy is good. What they say about being busy I

36:30

think three at least you're

36:32

busy. What did he say? I say that they say

36:34

like better to be busy than not

36:36

all There you go Google

36:41

better to be busy saying Nick. I think

36:43

I swear that doesn't have nothing to do

36:45

at all. I don't know Best

36:50

be busy than bored Oh Put

36:56

in the comments guys walk you were like, oh

36:59

at least you're busy. That's the one Okay,

37:02

you said that out loud and still committed to it,

37:04

right? Oh Worrying

37:07

yeah, I've heard that one. That's not it either.

37:10

I'm actually I listen I am so some of the click

37:12

this clip as well. I'll be like, oh my god I

37:14

don't wanna see what Tally do next year and they're gonna

37:16

allow this podcast hasn't changed it all I'm still out of

37:18

the idiot. That's good. New music any like any projects, but

37:20

you can't say anything No, there will

37:23

be a project released next year. Not when I

37:25

originally thought I think but Actually,

37:28

no kind of when I thought yeah, there'll

37:30

be a project coming cool. It should

37:32

be fine. Are you excited nervous or

37:34

both? Kind

37:37

of just excited. Okay, I'm nervous about

37:39

my life And

37:43

the next year but it's fine But

37:45

no music wise I'm just excited. I think because I

37:48

know the next few singles. I'm like they're already

37:50

already done Yeah, yeah, that's just about them. Let me

37:52

see them in fact. Yeah cool. Yeah has the

37:57

idea of not having a life changed

37:59

your perception on getting a second

38:01

dog. Yes. I'm not

38:03

guessing. You're gonna get one. We're gonna get a second dog. Yeah. If

38:06

you want to do everything then yeah we

38:08

can get a second one.

38:11

I think it's good actually because this means next year

38:13

we can film more videos over there. I

38:15

still have a dog. Yeah. That's

38:17

not changed. I'm not talking about the dog. I'm

38:19

talking about like. He can come here though. Oh.

38:22

Charlie is so busy that I have more time to come

38:24

here. Yeah. Nice. You can do what Vic doesn't take the

38:26

dog everywhere. My dog's a

38:28

little bit more big. Yeah,

38:31

but he doesn't. He's really quiet. He is

38:33

very quiet. Oh, you know, he

38:36

was. He pants a lot. But wait,

38:38

I never told you. That wasn't humping.

38:40

That was panting. He panted. No, he was humping

38:42

me. Oh, no, he's over it. Okay. He's over it.

38:44

But when he was humping, did he help me more

38:46

than everyone else? No. No. He was a funny boy.

38:48

You were actually one of those. And he

38:50

looked bored while he did it. He's

38:52

actually a pity hump. He's even driven on a sofa. He was really

38:55

desperate. I can't blame him. He was just desperate.

38:57

I'm gonna tell you a story. So I was at the

38:59

same over at your, but hey, their house really nice. But

39:01

like stay at. It's like a nice guest room there. And

39:03

I was like, I get to have a lot

39:06

of hot chocolate. Oh. But I was there, right? And then, but like

39:08

it was in the summer when it was really warm. And

39:11

I left the window open to get

39:13

some like, errand. And then it's

39:16

like massive moss and this is just big. I'm scared

39:18

of moss cut by the lid. It's the biggest moss

39:20

I've ever seen. Or biggest thing is huge. It's like

39:22

this big. It's not even that big. No, no, no,

39:24

no. It's body. Okay. You gave me

39:26

the picture. Well, I remember the picture. Yeah, it was

39:28

a big big fucking thing. Right. So I was really

39:30

trying to kill it and like fight it. And I

39:32

was trying to be quiet at the same time because

39:34

everyone was asleep stuff or not sleep yet. But as

39:36

far as like throwing some fire. And then you guys

39:38

have must have like some really high quality pillows in

39:40

that room. It's like a cushion, not the bed pillows

39:42

like a cushion. Right. It was really heavy, but I

39:44

didn't know. The only thing I can do is throw this cushion

39:46

at the, it's really high. I can't reach it. Throw it, drop

39:49

the book down and then stand on it. I

39:52

threw the cushion up in the air. It hit

39:54

it and did bring it back. And then I

39:56

smashed it with a shoe and it really horrible.

39:59

No, no. It. No, no, you had to do it. It's

40:01

not like a spider when you let it out. This was

40:03

either I wasn't gonna sleep or it had to die and

40:05

I had to sleep. It was kill or

40:07

be killed. Yes, yes. True.

40:12

Do you get them off on their pillow? Pardon? Do

40:14

you get them off on their pillow? No, more on my shoe. Use

40:16

that to like wound it. Yeah, yeah. I

40:18

don't finish it. Right, but the story is the... Are

40:21

the bedrooms carpeted just really quick? Yeah, they carpeted. So

40:23

is the moth probably still in? No, no, no, because

40:25

next day the thing was there, I think. So actually

40:27

it worked out really well. Anyway, the pillow was so

40:29

heavy that it landed really loudly. I

40:32

think it was more the smacking of your shoe on the floor.

40:35

No, no, that was both. It was the pillow first. I

40:38

didn't know any of this happened. Yeah, and

40:40

then, that was barking. That made Moochoo, yeah.

40:43

You'd put your phone on to do not disturb or something. Because I was

40:45

texting you, like, by the way, that was me, I'm sorry. Like, I'm

40:47

sorry for doing that. And the next morning you were like, oh,

40:49

I don't know why it is. It's just so loud. I'm like, that

40:51

was me. Oh, I remember

40:53

that. Because literally Moochoo just doesn't bark at

40:55

night. No. I

40:58

felt so bad. He only barked because he's here,

41:00

something that he thinks is like someone's breaking in

41:05

or like he's a little guard dog naturally. And when

41:07

I'm staying at someone's house, I always try and be the best

41:09

guest. And I was really mad that I caused a little kerfuffle.

41:12

Kerfuffle. I need

41:14

to work on my punchlines for stories. I

41:16

think just stories. I don't

41:19

know. I

41:21

agree, I agree, I agree. No, I feel made. I

41:23

can't be lean to Randy and I don't know why. It's because

41:25

I'm very good at being victim.

41:28

I ruined your birthday next year. I

41:30

can't even, I can't now be mean to you.

41:32

I'm sorry. Okay, move on here. No,

41:35

you haven't ruined it, but I can also sense some power

41:37

here. I've got a bit of power now. You do. Also,

41:40

one time we were going

41:42

off, I mean, 1v1 in the

41:44

chat and then I just didn't obviously probably

41:46

be back cancer. And then he said something to me.

41:48

And then I was like, I was like, pretend it's

41:50

looking and he's really upset. And

41:54

I was like, bro, no. It's a joke. Yeah, you can give

41:56

it and take it. Nice.

42:00

just thinking, are you feeling Christmassy this

42:02

year? I hate the hate of

42:04

that segue. There was no segue. There

42:06

never is. I am feeling more Christmassy

42:09

this year. Really? Are you? But it's

42:11

taken like- I'm not. I'm not. Well,

42:13

I am, but I'm not. I am- Are

42:16

you? Tomorrow. I can already tell

42:18

that I'm Christmassy from tomorrow. Right, you feel like you

42:20

can feel it- It's imminent. Yeah. Tonight sounds like Christmas

42:22

Eve for you. Yeah, tonight. Yeah, I think maybe

42:25

tonight will start the Christmas celebration. This is my last

42:27

thing I'm doing. I'm still going

42:29

to record videos or stream at home. Yeah. But I

42:32

can do that whenever I can do it. It's not like-

42:35

There's nothing scheduled. Yeah, and I

42:38

could literally stop for mid-recording and

42:41

go out for five hours, come back, finish recording.

42:43

Whereas this is like podcast, Sidemen

42:45

filming all of that. I got beat

42:47

there. Yeah, yeah. So- Sorry. No,

42:49

it's fine. You ruined my life. But- Yeah,

42:53

cool. I think tomorrow. I think when I see half, probably

42:55

the Christmas scene. Yeah. By the way, I was with

42:57

her last week and she was- There's a room where

42:59

all the presents are and hers as well that's not been wrapped yet.

43:02

And like, Laura would never go in that room ever because she

43:04

just goes in the other one. But I'd go in there and talk

43:06

TV and football and that. And she left and I was with Harper.

43:09

I call it babysitting. It makes me really angry. Because

43:11

my baby is- He's your child. Yeah, I'm

43:13

like- Farthering. Oh, baby's the whole day. She's

43:16

really angry. Anyway, and all the presents are in there. And

43:19

she actually found them for you. What really made

43:21

me happy is she loved them. Aww.

43:24

Did you- Does Laura know this?

43:26

Yeah, she got mad at me. Okay. But like- I was gonna say,

43:28

or did you just go- She doesn't know. Well, apparently she's already gone

43:30

into one of the cupboards and found them all. Like, Laura left her

43:32

for a little bit and then she came back and she had all

43:34

the presents out. Oh my God. But no,

43:36

it's like a little- You know Bluey, the show? Yeah.

43:38

She's got a blue- Bluey show. Oh,

43:41

yeah. And slash kids show. The kids show, yeah. Thank

43:43

you. She's got a bluey key ring for the key but then

43:46

she's got a new one now. Bingo. That- The other

43:48

dog. The brown dog. Can

43:50

I say that? Yeah, brown dog. He's a brown

43:52

dog. I

43:57

hated that. The gesture. Yeah,

44:00

never like the story or

44:02

the gesture the gesture I like the

44:05

story Yeah,

44:09

I think I knew without the keys

44:11

it was a bit yeah, yeah, it's

44:14

fine Move we move. Are you

44:16

feeling Christmas II? I am no No,

44:24

he said yeah, and I went what oh, yeah I

44:27

am in a sense of like Christmas is

44:29

coming but like you know, you don't feel it.

44:31

Yeah, I think once like You

44:34

got lights on your oh, yeah, you should make one That's

44:38

me drying I think once your family are over like

44:40

once your parents are ours then I'll feel like it's

44:42

Christmas I like we need to finish the tree. We

44:45

basically have done a really sad attempt at our

44:47

Christmas tree Where it is my fault

44:49

like we've got all my old baubles But like

44:51

there's a load of blue ones in there and

44:53

I thought don't wear a blue Christmas tree Like

44:55

this just doesn't feel Christmasy said I hate

44:58

blue. Did you know Americans don't quote bubbles?

45:00

Yeah, they call them Piss me off

45:02

because I want to always an ornament. Yes, but

45:05

an ornaments not ball. Yeah. Yeah agreed That

45:08

flower thing is an ornament No,

45:11

it's like something you put on the shelf I would say Yeah

45:18

Ornaments to say something's an ornament on trees Why

45:23

is that flower not an ornament because it's on a

45:25

tree I don't think a ball is an ornament By

45:28

the way, the ball is an ornament ornament.

45:30

I didn't that well, I have

45:32

to accept it Yeah in the argument, but

45:35

like a bauble the bauble. No the ball

45:37

ball Anyway

45:40

Blue so we had we basically had like

45:42

10 baubles at the the right color So

45:45

our trees basically empty. So we've ordered a

45:47

bunch more. We just haven't got around to

45:49

like finishing the tree We have a half so we

45:51

have a really sad looking tree Sorry,

45:56

can I John

46:00

how can you not throw them? I think

46:02

it's for they're being intercepted. No that

46:04

one was intercepted but also by the way when you instep that one it was never

46:06

getting to me anyway. No I kicked it here. Yeah. It's

46:09

disjointed curves you know. I'm a frisbee. Yeah my bad.

46:13

Right. Well

46:16

yeah it is Christmas. Yeah. And

46:18

you were on last year's Christmas one. Was

46:20

I? Yeah.

46:22

Oh Lothar. And we did the

46:24

Secret Santa. Oh yeah! We have Secret Santa

46:26

again. Okay. But same as last

46:28

year. No it's Bad Santa isn't it? Bad Santa. But

46:31

it's also Secret Santa. Dirty Santa. You don't know who

46:33

bought them. Who? What Santa is

46:35

it? It's Bad Secret Santa. It's Dirty Santa. Dirty.

46:39

Why Dirty? What's going on? Dirty

46:41

Santa or Bad Santa? So the way this works is you get

46:43

to pick a present you open it and then the next person

46:46

can either steal yours or

46:50

choose another present. Yeah. I don't

46:52

like this one because I hate being stolen

46:54

from... Nick go back to that search. I'm going to pick

46:56

a public service announcement and I find this out on the

46:58

upcoming side of my video. I

47:01

hate with a passion the fact that Christmas...

47:03

sorry Chris Kringle is spelled that way. Why?

47:06

Because you already have CH for Christmas.

47:08

Yeah. So go Chris

47:10

Kringle. Nah that's for Christ. Yeah?

47:15

Christmas. Even it's Christ.

47:18

Yeah? So call the guy. And he's

47:20

very close away from his initials being a bit. Yeah.

47:24

Call Christmas go Chris

47:26

Kringle. Chris is Christmas.

47:28

It's not that hard man. I

47:30

agree. Yeah it's so annoying. United

47:32

States. Oh wait hold on. Go back up. By

47:36

assimilation is the United States of Christ. Oh I think

47:38

actually the person. Click

47:41

on Chris Kringle. Yeah now what? What should be some

47:43

sort of guy from the world. Chris

47:45

Kringle man. Protracked.

47:48

Sorry. Chris Kringle which means

47:50

the right style. Yeah Chris Kindle. Yeah on the

47:52

right. Yeah but it starts with CH. What

47:56

have you done? Why have you switched? It changed

47:58

it. It was. No,

48:00

the second part. Yeah, but that's

48:02

stupid. Yeah. Miracl... I bet that's the first

48:04

one. Click Fat Man. I bet that's the first one to come

48:06

out, maybe. Fat Man. Click Fat Man. Now

48:11

what? Anyway. I should have accepted the

48:13

win. We're up, we're up.

48:15

Anyway, no one cares about that. So... Okay.

48:18

There's nine presents. Yeah. So, can we steal

48:20

other rounds or is it just one round?

48:23

You can steal until you have all three presents.

48:25

Okay. You can't open all of them. So, you

48:27

can steal until you have three presents. Okay. Okay.

48:30

Once you have your three presents, you can't... You

48:32

can't open all of them. You can't steal after

48:34

three. Huh? Nick. Nick. That's what I'm thinking

48:36

about right now. Because I want to say, Nick actually gave me a

48:38

hot chocolate. And I really enjoy it, Nick. Oh,

48:41

no worries. Okay. It's a white

48:43

hot chocolate. Isn't that crazy? That's crazy.

48:45

Because when you put it in, it doesn't change

48:47

colours. It's a white. So, can we quickly get

48:49

a randomiser? Choose a number from one to three?

48:52

One. Three. Okay. Randomise who's going

48:54

to go first and second. Alright, click the spin.

48:57

Why did we pick a number? Yeah. I

48:59

was going to be numbers. But alright, first person is... I won.

49:02

Fuck. Me. No, I won. Oh,

49:05

oh, oh, oh, oh. And then second.

49:08

Well, now I'm going to lose. Oh, this is a good

49:10

randomiser. I love how you think that... You're very good. You've never seen

49:12

this. No. I've seen it before but I've never used it. Nope.

49:14

Okay, well, fuck me. Okay.

49:18

So, I go first and then totally than you. Technically, it's better

49:20

to go last. You can steal. Yeah.

49:22

That's what I'm saying. Okay.

49:24

I'm going to pick... This

49:28

one. Let the recorder. Oh,

49:31

I want some sweet. I want a recorder. I want sweets. I'm

49:34

pretty sweety. Damn it. There's

49:36

no sweets. Oh!

49:41

I'm hungry. I am. You're hungry? Yeah. Fredo.

49:44

Feel this. Two for

49:46

Fredo. Cartwheel. It's a

49:48

salami. Oh my god, that's the

49:50

best present ever. Oh, so you know when he went by the way? But

49:52

I lived with Simon so I need to eat. How you went to Italy

49:54

recently? He went to Italy.

49:56

Alright. I have opened the first present.

49:59

I have a salami. I'm actually very happy

50:01

with it. I want that but also

50:03

I live with you so I'm like well actually I'm just going

50:05

to eat it. You're not having any of this? Yes I am. Just

50:08

so you know you're not. I ain't going for it. I'm

50:10

going for it like that. Is he not? No. I

50:14

don't think anyone... I don't know

50:16

whether or not I was just saying that. Okay.

50:19

Do you want to have that? No. Did

50:21

this jump in? He hit me. No, it just really

50:23

tickled me. It was. It was

50:25

a bit like that. Yummin'! No, it's

50:27

not good. I'm finding

50:29

out me and John are more similar. That's why I... No,

50:32

listen. It's

50:34

Tarlie's go. Oh, I want the

50:37

long one. Is that you? Yeah.

50:40

No. Right. Okay,

50:42

well I'm... Just to verify the

50:44

podcast, Simon passed with long ones. I had no

50:46

part in that. Oh yeah,

50:48

I'm so excited. What is it? It's

50:51

a sword. Well I'm not feeling that. I'm not

50:53

even... How? Okay, let's

50:55

go come in,

50:57

hun. Oh wait. What? No,

51:00

I meant to hit people. Wait,

51:02

we can't do any Shaking Around. No. You

51:05

literally have to just pick one and that's it. Which one are you going for?

51:09

I really want eight. Randy is currently

51:11

looking at the remaining seven presents. I'm liking that

51:13

one there. It's like the bike shape. Is that

51:15

you then? No. Cool.

51:19

Okay. It's like my eyes.

51:21

Randy has chosen. Yeah. Oh

51:23

yeah. Yeah. Randy has

51:25

chosen. He opened it. Inside

51:27

the box is socks. Socks

51:31

are a great present. They're

51:34

from a video we just recorded. They're

51:37

very good socks to be fair. But they're

51:40

like old man socks. Perfect. You're about

51:42

to end your day. I actually imagine you wearing

51:44

those kind of socks. No, don't. Nike

51:47

or something. You know you used to wear those

51:49

like big socks. For

51:51

Christmas? For Christmas. For Christmas.

51:53

And that was also when I was sat in

51:55

Ortala when I was sat in the big robe.

51:57

Big blank. Yeah. By

52:00

the way, just to make it even funnier, they actually said

52:02

to me, oh, Vizz was here and he's like, I don't want any

52:04

socks, and I said no. I didn't want them

52:06

for free, not in a gift. Okay,

52:08

well I'm not stealing either of those. So

52:11

I'm gonna open another one. It

52:14

was heavy as well. Once he's stolen, someone can't steal from you,

52:16

can they? You

52:19

can't steal it back. So someone

52:21

else can steal it after. Okay. But you

52:23

can't steal it back. Once you've lost it, you can never

52:25

have it again. Oh, that's quite

52:28

bad. What if Tardis steals it

52:30

from me and then Randolph steals it from her? You can't

52:32

steal it from Randolph. Well,

52:35

I have got some

52:38

silica gel. You know

52:40

you can eat that. No, I was kidding. Even though

52:42

it says do not eat. I got some oat

52:44

milk chocolate gingerbread. Yay.

52:48

It looks so appetizing, guys. It's dirty.

52:51

They were handing them out in the street outside. Right.

52:54

Oh, God. It was a pretty chocolate bar. Cool. Just

52:57

wait for it. You're

52:59

collecting food. That's

53:01

mine. That's Tardis' go. I'm just

53:03

saying, I've got some chocolate and

53:05

salami. I would like the other unwrappable

53:07

one. I was tempted

53:10

to do that just because I like unwrapping. Yeah, that's why. I

53:12

thought it was the mic. There

53:14

is no good stuff. This is a secret

53:17

Santa on a budget, just to walk like... Is

53:21

this your book? I don't think it's my

53:23

one. You have it though. That was too big for him

53:26

to carry around. I'm gonna tell you a smaller

53:28

one. That is the same book. No, it's

53:30

bigger. That's bigger. That's too happy

53:32

for me to count around. Is it? Yeah, it

53:34

wasn't that. No, that is it. Really? Less

53:37

price on, bad eskip. How much is it? Wow.

53:41

Oh, it's actually also printed on the book, to be fair. So,

53:43

I can't wait to read this. Okay,

53:46

your turn. Unless you want to

53:48

steal, learn something. I do want that book,

53:50

but I'm just gonna read it. What?

53:53

You're not on my phone. You're gonna listen to it

53:55

in an audio book. No, you're gonna read it

53:57

on his phone, because he's so cool. Read it on my

53:59

phone. cool. Alright this one is... I

54:02

can't wait. It's all so

54:05

bad. Now it's about getting the best of the bad bunch. Yeah.

54:10

What have you got? Explain it. What

54:12

the hell is that? Explain it. You all will

54:15

throw up. What

54:17

is it? Sounds fishy.

54:19

Is it a game? It sounds

54:21

like a game. One Relancer, Sea of Red Herrings. Okay. Oh no,

54:23

Baby Sit Again. This is a good one. It's

54:26

a good one. Yeah. It's a very good game

54:28

to play with family. They're in love ones. Yeah,

54:31

I might want it. You got love

54:33

ones? Cool.

54:36

You want to play quick one? No. My wife just sat here. True.

54:38

True. True. True. Good brother. It's

54:42

only good brother. Weird. Turn of

54:44

events. Okay, there's three presents left. No

54:46

one is stolen. I could steal. I

54:48

don't want the book. I have it. Do you want the

54:51

sword? I don't want the sword. It's pretty good actually. It's

54:53

pretty good. It's a pretty good outfit. I actually kind of

54:55

do want that. Yeah. And

54:58

the way it works. By the way, the Two Potato Games

55:00

are really good company. They're so smart with what they do.

55:02

Nah, I'm going to open one. What kind of

55:04

them? I'm opening one. That's

55:08

just a dildo. No,

55:10

no, it's a chicken. I want the

55:12

one underneath. Okay, feel free

55:14

to grab it. I

55:16

just wanted you to know I wasn't peeling out. Okay, okay, okay. Is

55:20

it heavy? How does it feel? It feels kind of heavy. My final present. I'm

55:25

so intrigued. I

55:27

got the little... Why is there so much silica gel

55:29

everywhere? It's to make sure it's

55:31

the... I got the little book of shit jokes. Nice!

55:35

Oh. Can you tell us the

55:37

shit jokes? Yes. $6.99. Oh.

55:40

What happened to... As

55:43

much as this has not been my favourite present, I

55:45

am enjoying it. Yeah, Western Iran. Why

55:48

do fish swim in salt water? I

55:51

don't know. Why? Because swimming in pepper

55:54

water would make them sneeze. Oh.

55:56

That is a shit joke. That's

55:58

so shit. But it is

56:00

does it says on the chin what's the thing yeah?

56:02

Yeah? Yeah? How

56:07

did the hipster burn her mouth The

56:09

coffee was too hot she drank her coffee before

56:11

it was cool. Oh Bang

56:13

it yours had no relevance to anything whatsoever.

56:15

Oh before it's hot can't make sense before

56:18

it's trendy don't do that I meant before

56:20

it was Oh

56:22

before it was hot for it's cold It was cold I

56:24

gave away my back to a cleaner the other day I

56:27

gave away my vacuum cleaner the other day. There's any

56:29

collecting dust You

56:31

get it yeah, this could provide you with hours

56:33

of fun Yeah,

56:38

I would like just oh, I can't say that that one

56:40

I would like the salami please oh Live

56:46

with you It's

56:49

fine. I live with us. You're

56:51

not allowed it That is that you're

56:53

not allowed no, no, that's usually yeah, so

56:55

do I open now does Randolph open? Okay

57:02

Yeah, I wanted to and I get I

57:04

could steal after this You're

57:07

gonna read it anyway, I'm pretty one Here

57:11

we go Fucking

57:15

picture We don't

57:17

know what's in it yet I'm not

57:20

looking at John you ready the

57:22

picture is off This

57:27

young children, and you know what

57:33

I'm not gonna steal that one fucking haters

57:35

kid nice, okay hmm. You have

57:37

to take that home by the way no I

57:41

Can't feel it. I know you

57:43

still do The game

57:45

I'm tempted to steal the game no

57:47

oh why because then I can't take that

57:50

and he might feel the salami He

57:52

doesn't care about salami until you've said now. Yeah now I

57:57

will die before I give you the salami here it no

58:00

He wouldn't have taken this alarm if you'd made a big deal

58:02

about it there. I might eat it all now. You're keeping the

58:04

picture. Well, who

58:07

ever is that Alan? I think you said that. Well I

58:09

now have to decide whether I steal or take the last

58:11

present. I

58:13

can't even want to steal. No. Just

58:16

start with you. No! You should learn

58:18

that you shouldn't have stolen. I steal the game! Okay,

58:23

you got it? Yeah, which means it's up to you. You

58:25

can either open that or steal something else. I

58:29

will eat it right now. Can I try a little bit if I

58:31

just take the present? Yeah. Oh

58:36

no. I love salami. No, there's something in there.

58:40

Plot twist and this is the best thing. What

58:45

is it? Dog treat selfie clip.

58:51

Do you have a dog? No. No.

58:54

And also I don't get it because you can just take a picture of your

58:56

dog. Yeah. I'm sure

58:59

Harper would love it. I can take pictures

59:01

of her. I'll say Harper's

59:04

a human. Yeah, I say smile.

59:07

Oh no, it's so you put

59:09

a treat on the top. Yeah, and it looks at you. So

59:11

they look at the camera. Yeah, but they can look anyway. It's

59:13

not that hard to take a photo of a dog or a

59:15

person. Nah. Sorry, a little bit harder. Mooshie,

59:18

you pull the camera out. Right, okay, so you know what you

59:20

do, right? You get your phone out and in the other hand

59:22

that you've got, because we have to do, you put a treat

59:24

here. But I hold my phone like this. Yeah, because you're about

59:26

31. I am 31. That's

59:28

yours. I am 31. You

59:30

can do that. Oh man. Good job,

59:32

Nick. Okay, you know what? I'm alright with

59:34

that. I got some chocolate. Yeah. Shit

59:37

joke. Can I try chocolate? And

59:39

again. I'm having a great time. I'm getting it everywhere.

59:41

Everyone's chocolate doesn't sound great. It doesn't. But,

59:45

yeah, that was bad Santa. You know what, Lashley

59:48

was better. Sorry, what was better Lashley

59:50

was the... I'm having a good time. Pedo

59:52

glasses. They're the best ones. Sorry, this

59:54

is really horrible in the mic. This is

59:56

really like melted. You

59:59

can have them if you want. Okay,

1:00:02

anyways, next up,

1:00:05

I always say on streams and stuff,

1:00:08

I talk about like, oh, in our next house we're going to do

1:00:10

this. You always talk about designing

1:00:12

a house. Can

1:00:15

you tell us, like, tell

1:00:17

us things that you want in

1:00:20

your house? Because I'm happy with our house, but

1:00:22

you really want to make a new... You

1:00:25

think they're chocolate? No.

1:00:28

It's incomprehensible, you rank. I've

1:00:31

got no China. I

1:00:35

think they're chocolate. What's

1:00:50

in this? Oat milk. Oat

1:00:52

milk. It's vegan chocolate. It's

1:00:55

awful. No. The tears of our enemies.

1:00:58

That would be good. True. Tears of our friends. That's

1:01:01

awful. Right? Yeah,

1:01:03

and I don't even want to be mad, like, to lose the

1:01:05

company because it's like a cool company, I guess, but yeah, it's

1:01:07

wank. Yeah. Anyways,

1:01:09

things you would have in a house, because I said on

1:01:11

the stream yesterday, I was talking to Bateson, and

1:01:14

he was talking about, like, toilets and

1:01:16

showers and stuff, and I

1:01:18

said, in my next house, I'm

1:01:21

going to spend so much money on my toilet. Yeah.

1:01:23

Heated, see, you want a Japanese toilet? I

1:01:26

want a heated floor around it, like, I don't care about

1:01:28

the rest of the room. I just need that bit, heated.

1:01:31

Heated seat. I need an inbuilt bidet. I

1:01:34

need buttons that can do this stuff. You

1:01:37

want the toilet to happen in Japan? Yeah,

1:01:39

but I want the seat to be a little bit more

1:01:42

comfortable. I don't want a cushion. I was going to say,

1:01:44

because that's so... That's gross. ...in the Phoenix. I

1:01:46

want it to be... I want suspension. That's what

1:01:48

I want. You want to be

1:01:51

suspended in the air while you shit. No, I want

1:01:53

suspension. Oh! Can't have suspension. I

1:01:55

want the seat to be a little bit comfier than a

1:01:57

normal seat. But that's where I have my money, Skye. Your

1:02:00

game show just came out. Yeah.

1:02:02

That pepperoni

1:02:06

thing, whatever it is, stinks. Yeah, sorry.

1:02:08

Salami. Salami. But

1:02:11

what is in the next house? Randolph,

1:02:13

judge it. I mean,

1:02:15

it depends what, like I don't have super

1:02:18

specific things. It's more just like. Yeah,

1:02:21

and also in the moment, right? You don't know

1:02:23

right now. Yeah. How is it in the middle? I

1:02:25

mean, like more design. We'll have that in the next

1:02:27

house. Yeah, I'm trying to think of

1:02:29

examples though. Like, I mean, I do want to be

1:02:32

colorful. I think I like

1:02:34

having a neutral house right now, but I do think.

1:02:36

You have green everywhere. Yeah, we do have some pops

1:02:38

of color, but like, I think it'd be nice to do something a

1:02:40

bit more interesting. Is

1:02:43

that because it's a pop? Yeah. Yeah. I

1:02:46

knew you did it as well. Well, like you wanted a. Can you do

1:02:48

something? Okay. No, no, like, we're

1:02:50

like. Okay, yeah. You wanted

1:02:52

a house in the garden to

1:02:54

have the dogs. Did I? Yeah,

1:02:57

we saw a TikTok on it and you were like

1:02:59

next house. Yeah, but that needs context. That's Chip

1:03:01

Girl's house is an actual house for the dogs.

1:03:03

I'm not actually gonna do that. It's

1:03:06

sick. No, because I think you need loads of dogs to do that. Oh, is there

1:03:08

gonna get loads of dogs? Oh, we're not gonna get loads of dogs? Yeah, true. We

1:03:10

want 12 dogs. Yeah. 12

1:03:13

dogs, really? Nah, probably like four. I

1:03:15

would just like rooms for like the things

1:03:17

that I like to do. No hobbies. All

1:03:20

right. I've seen this one. Oh yeah.

1:03:23

Sorry. What hobbies? Well,

1:03:26

things like making clothes. I'm like, I love doing

1:03:28

it. You and Nick? Oh yeah, you'll find that

1:03:30

out, sorry. What? I love doing

1:03:32

that, but to

1:03:34

bring out your sewing machine, all the material and all

1:03:36

the pins and everything, like it's so much. But

1:03:39

how often would you do it? Oh, you'd more find out.

1:03:41

My mum can do that and so everyone takes her cocks

1:03:43

and roasts though. Even just like

1:03:45

tailoring my own clothes. I would take everything in. I would

1:03:47

take everything up. Like I wouldn't need to go to

1:03:49

a tailor because I can do it. It's

1:03:51

just taking all your like shit out to

1:03:54

do that. It's so annoying. I would see

1:03:56

like massively unnecessary things that like,

1:03:58

if you build a house up. You want to. for

1:04:00

painting. I do. I want an art

1:04:02

studio. Doesn't even paint. I do paint! You painted for

1:04:04

like a week. Yeah because I don't have an art

1:04:06

studio. Have you ever been to that place around Shulich

1:04:09

area where you can paint and like drink at the

1:04:11

same time? Sip and paint! No. I think

1:04:13

it's called that. It is called

1:04:15

that. We were, wait, oh,

1:04:17

I think I was meant to go. Uh

1:04:20

oh. Hang on. I feel like I had

1:04:22

a, it was organised and maybe I've got a

1:04:24

voucher for it or something. Sip and paint, yeah.

1:04:26

We really want to do it. If you were to

1:04:28

build a dream house what would you have in it? Not normal things.

1:04:31

Like you can't go, oh, you know, I'd have a

1:04:33

really big one. Okay, I'd have a aquarium for sure.

1:04:35

Okay. Like a big fucking scary one. Like a wall

1:04:37

aquarium? Yeah. Like you know where it splits a room

1:04:39

and you have a wall. No, I would, yeah, kind

1:04:41

of. I would have it in like a really like

1:04:43

Russian mob boss way. Like say I've got a staircase

1:04:45

that goes like this and then on the audio I'm

1:04:47

like going like, you know, we just like. Where they

1:04:49

curl round both sides. And then me in the middle.

1:04:51

Yeah. But you can go that and I go that

1:04:53

and I would have like all the beneath bit of

1:04:55

that like an aquarium. So as you walk, yeah. So

1:04:57

as you walk up the stairs, like you can just

1:04:59

see sharks and stuff. You want

1:05:01

sharks? Sharks. Like a little shark. I think little sharks

1:05:03

is the cutest thing. Maybe sharks are cute. Cause you're

1:05:06

like kind of scary but also you're like a manageable.

1:05:08

A manageable. Yeah. I'd have that in there. I'd

1:05:10

have like a, I would never have a ball

1:05:12

in the audience. I think it's annoying. Like dead

1:05:14

loud. Yeah. Yeah. Oh,

1:05:16

this is the sort of thing you're asking I see. Yeah.

1:05:19

I'm talking unnecessary things. Okay. That I

1:05:21

absolutely, and that is necessary for me.

1:05:23

I was going to say. That'll

1:05:26

be my number one. Yeah. You

1:05:28

could start dancing. I could. I used to go hip hop last

1:05:30

when I was a kid. Yeah. Yeah. I could watch Money. Oh,

1:05:33

he loves that. Yeah. I loved it as well. And I didn't know why.

1:05:35

Now I think I don't know why. I think it's just a fancy joke.

1:05:37

I was going to say, isn't it Jessica Alba? Yeah. But I saw Jung

1:05:39

that. I was like, I love this film. Yeah. Oh

1:05:41

my God. I have no idea why. I love women dancing.

1:05:43

Yeah. But I also like Little Romeo, but that's not,

1:05:45

I wasn't attracted to him. Okay. Yeah. What would be

1:05:47

your like, I guess the aquarium. The aquarium. Yeah. I

1:05:49

can't say studio. That's

1:05:57

necessary. Yeah. I'd have like.

1:06:00

It's called toilets, like you say. Yeah,

1:06:02

I do think that is up there. Slides are

1:06:04

so cringe. Slides have been overdone in like Google. You

1:06:07

know when like, you know the movie called The Internum,

1:06:09

however it is, no slides. Hammock,

1:06:12

I think I would go, ooh, ooh, I

1:06:15

like the like sand pit. No, because it rains. Yeah,

1:06:17

and practically, you sit out there and you go wash

1:06:19

your feet. The worst part about going to a beach

1:06:21

is washing your feet. You got barbecue. Balcony

1:06:23

pool, fuck yeah. Yeah, get me a hold of that. Balcony

1:06:25

pool, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, balcony pool. I don't think that

1:06:27

works in the UK. No, but I'll do something else.

1:06:30

That, just for that. Yeah. Ooh,

1:06:33

that's a scary. That is uncomfortable. So someone's just washing

1:06:35

your TV and you're there. Yeah, it's a bug for

1:06:37

you. Oh,

1:06:40

we need a dog walk. Oh, I was

1:06:42

gonna say the shower that's like, there's

1:06:44

one that has an iPad and it has like, you

1:06:47

have like a little iPad that controls the shower. Oh yeah.

1:06:50

And you press the button and it's got like,

1:06:52

12 settings. Yeah. I would have like 18 jets

1:06:54

all around. That's what this basically is. Okay, yeah,

1:06:56

then I'll have that. That's nice, little nook to

1:06:58

read. I wish I was

1:07:00

a reader, like, cause then a library is so cute,

1:07:02

but like, I just don't care. If

1:07:04

you ever heard this whole thing that we mean Simon

1:07:07

say, right, you know, like when he was reading a book once and he

1:07:09

was walking around with the book. I can't make habits. Yes,

1:07:11

he came to the studio. Hold on, hold on, hold

1:07:13

on, hold on. Simon did. Yeah, we were, he came

1:07:16

to the studio once and he brought the book with

1:07:18

him, but he was walking around with the book in

1:07:20

his hand. So rather than like being

1:07:22

in a bag, let me explain that in English.

1:07:26

I carried the book. I

1:07:28

could get here. But he was like on the train, he was walking

1:07:30

with a book in his hand, walking to the studio with the book

1:07:32

in his hand. Yeah. I didn't use the ick.

1:07:34

No. Okay, cool. What?

1:07:36

He's laughing at me because I haven't brought a bag to carry the

1:07:38

book in. So? It just feels

1:07:40

like I had nothing else to bring. It just

1:07:42

feels really obnoxious to carry a book. I get

1:07:45

what you mean, but like also, I

1:07:47

just wouldn't have brought the book. I

1:07:49

was reading on the train. Well, then yeah, it makes sense.

1:07:51

I definitely don't get the ick from that. Okay. You

1:07:55

didn't know that you're having a fear. That's not one. Can

1:07:58

you demonstrate right now? Yeah, go on. Hold the

1:08:00

book. Hold

1:08:03

the book. Let's see if you can get the ink. What do you mean?

1:08:05

I literally held it like... Oh

1:08:08

god, he has a point. And

1:08:10

then I walked around out of it. I

1:08:13

just walked in and I was like, cool. Why? Hold

1:08:15

the book man. I think it's... I

1:08:17

like it. It makes me look learned.

1:08:19

That's what I'm saying. That's not weird about it. No,

1:08:22

I like it. I back it. Okay,

1:08:24

look. Oh god, no, that does look

1:08:26

weird. Well not because

1:08:28

it's like that. You're walking around man. You're

1:08:31

so fair. It just looks like you've been reading on

1:08:33

the train. Why are you

1:08:35

walking differently? Because of the... He's doing

1:08:37

the shoe walk when you try new shoes on. He's

1:08:39

also doing men. I

1:08:44

think it's fine. You know how I stopped reading that book because

1:08:46

of that? He bullied me out of it. That's immature. He's

1:08:50

the driveway. It's actually cold. Well,

1:08:52

that's dumb. What? That's

1:08:54

so dumb. It's not. How

1:08:56

often does it snow here? The

1:08:58

issue is also if your driveway heated, you're

1:09:01

about to drive onto a road that's not heated, so

1:09:03

you're going to be flipping anyway. It's kind of pointless. It's

1:09:06

dumb. It's pointless everywhere. You used

1:09:08

to use some people who haven't had to sweep ups

1:09:10

now. Well, in places where

1:09:12

it snowed a lot, the public,

1:09:15

whatever. Yeah, the main road is already

1:09:17

clear. They'll clean the road. Are you moving there? Is he

1:09:19

moving there? Where I live... It's no other day, right? Where

1:09:23

I live, we couldn't get off the driveway for one day. Yes.

1:09:26

How are you going to get out? Out of four years. I

1:09:29

see a point. But like... Oh,

1:09:33

a herbal. You should do a video, by the way. On

1:09:35

Mr. Beast's door, you should do as well. Like, I tried $1 toilet versus $10,000 toilet

1:09:39

and you just keep shitting on all of them. I

1:09:42

can't film myself shitting. Oh, I won a secret door. Oh,

1:09:45

I think... No. You did

1:09:47

it before? I did. You did it

1:09:49

before? True. So every time

1:09:51

I poop, my toilet gets better. Right.

1:09:54

And I have to stay there until I can... That's

1:09:56

not about that. What? I

1:09:58

started a shit. Not hard for you. Don't you shit

1:10:00

sometimes? Quite a lot. Oh

1:10:04

god. Sometimes I like polysomn- I do

1:10:06

hurt, yeah. Yeah. Ugh.

1:10:10

You know, it's cool but like what's the point? Nah. Surely

1:10:13

doors will be better when they just open. Yeah,

1:10:15

that's weird. I don't like it. Stay

1:10:18

close to the side. Nah. So overdone man. All kinda

1:10:20

noncy as well. Yep. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

1:10:24

Suspended bed with a skylight. What? Do

1:10:26

you know what? Kind of iconic. What?

1:10:28

You wake up and you're just fucking blinded. Well,

1:10:30

the sun isn't above the house when you wake

1:10:33

up. Sorry, how is there a suspended- Unless you're waking up

1:10:35

at like one. There's one. Suspended bed. And

1:10:37

then two underneath it is

1:10:40

a basement glass pool and the one between it is

1:10:42

just an LED mirror. Hahahaha. What's

1:10:45

the front door? Yeah, but I feel

1:10:47

like the others are just so like, ridiculous. Yeah. I

1:10:50

really hate that. Yeah, I'm not a fan

1:10:52

of that. You just pay books. That's what I

1:10:54

figure that out. No, no, no. Which books to

1:10:56

shelf then? That, by

1:10:58

the way, that is- Yeah, I don't like

1:11:00

secret puppeters. That, to me, is a little

1:11:02

bit too like, I could get murdered in my own home

1:11:04

and the police aren't gonna know where I am. What's that one

1:11:06

with that guy that kept that woman in the thing forever? That's

1:11:08

that. Yeah. What, Josie Fritzel? Yeah,

1:11:11

right, Jon. That's a name on. Yeah, no,

1:11:13

yeah. I can tell you what. Yeah,

1:11:15

Josie Fritzel. That's

1:11:19

fine, that's fine. Anyways, Aquarium's thing, can I see that one?

1:11:23

No, horrible. I don't like that. You're kind of

1:11:25

mocking them. Yeah, I don't like it. You're like,

1:11:27

look, I'm using your environment. Also, by the way,

1:11:29

get this right, you're spitting on them every day.

1:11:34

Have you brushed your teeth? The way that

1:11:36

you like see the world is so interesting.

1:11:38

Okay, right, you're a fish. Blop, blop, blop, blop.

1:11:40

And then I'm just there. I'm

1:11:43

spitting on the... What do you mean? What do

1:11:45

you mean I'm not spitting on them? Oh, God. Because I'm spitting

1:11:47

on the glass. They don't know, they're a fucking fish. I

1:11:50

don't think they know that you're spitting then. Yeah. But

1:11:53

Nemo was there, but what the fuck? Yeah.

1:11:57

Anyways, what else we got? A

1:11:59

little balcony. I meant this. Oh. Oh

1:12:02

yeah. Do I just look at these pictures?

1:12:04

Yes, I'm intrigued. Smart key. Well, hold on

1:12:06

a sec. What's that one, smart

1:12:09

key? Oh, you can do that. These

1:12:11

are- Shout out to Speaker, oh, that's exactly what I

1:12:13

wanted to do. What? Oh, I want a massive fridge. No,

1:12:16

I just- You can speak on- Yeah.

1:12:19

What, like in baseball? Yeah. Americans have

1:12:21

these. They also have like, vacuums that they

1:12:24

pull out of the wall. Yeah. I've

1:12:26

seen that. That's kind of cool. Wow. Something

1:12:30

that a friend of mine has is upstairs

1:12:32

in her like laundry room slash in her

1:12:34

like next to her bedroom, she has a

1:12:36

hole in the like worktop and

1:12:38

she puts her clothes in it. Oh, okay. And

1:12:41

it goes down to the downstairs laundry room next to

1:12:43

her washing machine. A chute. Yeah. I

1:12:46

should have just called it a chute. What's happening?

1:12:49

Don't act like you read it. I

1:12:51

want bottle army. I'll just like read, see what the- I

1:12:54

can't read the tea left. See what book? What else we

1:12:56

got? What else we got? I see what these were. These

1:12:58

like little lines. Taly likes music. So I was thinking maybe

1:13:00

we could do a Christmas song tier list. Okay.

1:13:03

God. Taly, I can tell you, isn't

1:13:06

a Christmas music fan. Oh, please

1:13:08

put the movie tier list as well. Before we end.

1:13:10

Wait, so you would be a fan of Taly of

1:13:12

Christmas music money if you made

1:13:15

one. Oh yeah. I

1:13:17

like Christmas music. I just don't like Christmas music

1:13:19

in like October when people

1:13:21

start- You also only like certain Christmas music.

1:13:23

I have very strong Christmas music opinions. I have

1:13:25

very strong Christmas opinions and- Go on, check one

1:13:27

out. It makes me like get angry.

1:13:31

What? Got a chunk on our one.

1:13:33

Oh, this. Oh, I thought you meant an opinion.

1:13:35

No, also quick presentation mode, baby. Is it already

1:13:37

on that? There's so- You've

1:13:39

been off the road, too. There are so many

1:13:42

tiers. Okay, wait, try the other one. Yeah, I

1:13:44

did. There is another link in there because there

1:13:46

were a lot. UK edition. Yeah, UK

1:13:48

edition. No, it's cleaned it down a bit. Okay.

1:13:51

Trust me, these are the lowest ones with the lowest amount of

1:13:53

songs. I can't read these though. I can't read these. Can you

1:13:56

zoom in? Okay.

1:14:01

What's the best Christmas song? I

1:14:03

think it has to be Other One For Christmas Is You. A Whig. Yeah.

1:14:07

What's your favourite Christmas song? Maybe Other One For Christmas Is You. Now.

1:14:10

Time To Tell Me. Time To Tell Me. Iron and

1:14:12

Ghandi's version. It's such a good Christmas song. It is

1:14:14

a good one. It's a bop. Yeah.

1:14:18

Oh, Queen. Yeah. She's

1:14:20

got great taste. Even that, but before. The Justin

1:14:22

Bieber version, right? No. Oh my god,

1:14:24

that was a terrific. So cool.

1:14:27

Yeah. And that realistically is my favourite. No.

1:14:30

Oh my god. That

1:14:32

realistically is my favourite

1:14:34

Christmas song. Like All

1:14:36

Over Christmas Is You. But Time To Tell Me is

1:14:38

like, because it's fairly new. It's only like five years

1:14:40

old or something. It's still like, it makes it feel

1:14:43

Christmasy, but it's a sick song and

1:14:45

it's a good vibe. Well, just to be

1:14:47

a mister. Bang on. One of

1:14:49

my favourite Christmas songs is Space Man Come and Have a Christmas.

1:14:52

That's not it. That was close. That was closer,

1:14:54

that's not it. Oh. A

1:14:56

Space Man Came Travelling. The Christmaberg song.

1:14:58

Such fucking pop hours. Amazing song. No. A

1:15:01

Space Man Came Travelling Christmas. It's

1:15:06

such a good song. Which one's that again? Yeah, exactly.

1:15:08

Not even know that. The one I play you every

1:15:10

year and you're like, oh. Yeah, play it, sing it. And

1:15:14

it went, nah, nah, nah, nah.

1:15:16

No. It's such a good song.

1:15:18

Do you know what

1:15:20

my issue is? My issue is I'm just not a fan of

1:15:22

that like older rock

1:15:25

pop thing. Like that is really popular

1:15:27

in the 80s and 90s when most of these Christmas songs

1:15:29

came out. So most of them are

1:15:31

in this genre that I just can't stand. So I

1:15:34

don't like a lot of Christmasy things. I'm going

1:15:36

to throw an opinion out there that you might

1:15:38

disagree with. I think that Fairy Tale

1:15:40

of New York is massively overhyped. I

1:15:43

hate that song with a burning package

1:15:45

of a thousand suns. Okay. That

1:15:49

is the worst Christmas song ever to be written and

1:15:51

to exist. And if you love it, then

1:15:53

I love that for you. And I'm sorry because people

1:15:55

that love that song have this weird culty thing with

1:15:57

it. But like I hate.

1:16:00

that song so much. Why have

1:16:02

you brought up a whole thing

1:16:04

about him dying? Because it

1:16:06

happened about three weeks ago. Wow,

1:16:10

it's insensitive. I don't know what

1:16:12

that song is. Yes you do. No don't, you think it

1:16:14

to me. Careful

1:16:16

which bit you sing. Why? There's

1:16:19

a bad word in it. There's

1:16:21

a slur. Maybe. Yeah. The

1:16:23

F word. They don't play it on the...

1:16:26

Oh, that kind of one. It says you're haggard now.

1:16:29

What's the main bit? Oh,

1:16:32

well, it's Ring Out for Christmas Day. What the

1:16:35

fuck is? There we go. For

1:16:38

Christmas Day. What, I could do

1:16:40

a new one? No, it's

1:16:42

a jig. I hate it. That's

1:16:45

a great song. I... Fuck

1:16:47

it. I don't mind that little

1:16:49

bit. It's the beginning bit. It's the

1:16:51

little speaky bit. You did it.

1:16:53

Oh, shut up. Wow.

1:16:55

I hate it. Come on, have some respect. Oh,

1:16:58

yeah. I don't think he sings that bit. I

1:17:00

think that's a go. He does all the go

1:17:02

like... Look,

1:17:05

I'm sure he was lovely. And I

1:17:07

really started the he's inside. I just hate

1:17:09

that. Not like that,

1:17:11

but yeah. What a good song. It's not.

1:17:14

I find it really like... OK. Chelsea,

1:17:17

you need to get onto my Christmas playlist. You

1:17:20

have a Christmas playlist? I'm driving home

1:17:22

tomorrow. It's a banger. It's not. It's

1:17:24

public, I think, right? Yeah. Christmas

1:17:27

running. It was made

1:17:29

well before that. It's only the classic. I really

1:17:31

want to watch that clip, man. Oh, James has

1:17:33

gone. I want to see what he did. Oh,

1:17:36

yeah. This Sidemen Sunday?

1:17:39

Awful. Amazing, but awful. Awfully

1:17:42

good. Yeah. It's a Christmas Sunday.

1:17:46

Oh, yeah. I know what this is. I'm excited

1:17:48

for this one. No, no, no. It's a good

1:17:50

video. I'm excited to see it. I wouldn't be.

1:17:52

No, I really wouldn't be. No, I am. I

1:17:55

feel like it's kind of hard to do.

1:17:57

Yeah, sure. Maybe

1:18:00

they'll be I've

1:18:02

only got unskippable on here because

1:18:04

you have premium down They're

1:18:07

nation a couple quid Nick We

1:18:13

have Justin Bieber follow Allah with boys to

1:18:15

men are you gonna go through all the

1:18:17

songs right now don't worry we

1:18:19

have Justin Bieber missile to

1:18:22

write Oh, yeah, no, and

1:18:24

then we have two six nine songs One

1:18:27

of them is a goober You

1:18:30

put it on shuffle and then you just hit mistletoe all over

1:18:32

again until you hear Would

1:18:40

Would you do a Christmas song? Yeah, Defo Yeah,

1:18:44

I think it's a good song I think

1:18:47

it's a good song I think it's a good

1:18:49

song Yeah, Defo Does

1:18:54

it cuz I said deaf oh I

1:18:57

say this a lot Yeah,

1:19:00

I loved your Christmas song. The only issue is

1:19:02

you normally start writing them in around Like

1:19:05

May is when you start getting Christmas briefs

1:19:08

and that can weird to me to sit in May

1:19:10

Well, you could write one now So

1:19:16

I'm right about Christmas song Really

1:19:18

yeah, is it funny that issue that baby's not

1:19:20

doing one Yeah,

1:19:23

if you guys would actually pretty good. I got it. I

1:19:25

know and that's what what's this one year Slide

1:19:28

to 510 12 and 12 grand a year.

1:19:30

This is how much they make from the

1:19:32

big the big hitters down every I'm definitely

1:19:35

worth like I know artists who have

1:19:37

had decent careers like good careers, but

1:19:39

their Christmas long is what they Is

1:19:42

what makes them to money still? Mm-hmm Mariah

1:19:45

Carey must like she's thought and money from everything

1:19:47

else. Oh, yeah I

1:19:49

mean, she literally did a whole video this year for being

1:19:52

defrosted out of an ice cube. Yeah Songs

1:19:56

royalties 60 million

1:19:59

dollars yeah well

1:20:02

overall wait no £375,000 per year that

1:20:04

was in 2015 before streaming yeah

1:20:10

I was gonna say she she makes

1:20:12

the other no it's not a little

1:20:14

it was even more now yeah well

1:20:16

yeah yeah in 2015 you got nothing wait

1:20:19

hold on pull up how many streams

1:20:22

there were in 2015 I'll shop Spotify

1:20:24

I don't know I'm not gonna just

1:20:26

agree with you well all together yeah yeah even

1:20:28

ads would be more yeah I know

1:20:30

I just want to say like okay

1:20:33

75 million I do 20 22 or 2020 do 2020 because

1:20:36

like I was 21 why

1:20:40

does it not just say the answer like did try

1:20:42

2020 yeah try to try different

1:20:45

ones I want one point three that was just positions

1:20:48

yeah yeah

1:20:50

yeah Google men fire all

1:20:52

your stuff but

1:20:55

I know it's more on it's more but you actually getting

1:20:57

paid less nowadays nothing we're gonna stop paying people if you

1:20:59

don't get a thousand plays or something you

1:21:01

really you're not gonna get paid on Spotify so even if you don't

1:21:03

get a certain amount of plays try and

1:21:05

stop all the fake AI songs and stuff mad

1:21:08

are they revenue okay

1:21:10

yeah well revenue okay let's

1:21:13

do the Christmas movie one right all right Christmas

1:21:16

movies Talia's not a Christmas movie person no

1:21:18

I'm not a movie person Grinch

1:21:21

now you see you have seen a lot of

1:21:23

these yeah yeah yeah but we

1:21:26

have legendary

1:21:30

great good bad horrible

1:21:32

trash never watched okay

1:21:35

so first up okay I

1:21:39

don't know that first one you do control for smell there

1:21:41

is the top left oh yeah Christmas

1:21:45

area is gonna be the screws I haven't seen

1:21:47

it it's really good what to go to work

1:21:49

for it okay you can't do much wrong right

1:21:51

yeah it's true but not legendary no

1:21:53

it's not an isn't oh I don't

1:21:56

know it's not quite legendary okay track it

1:21:58

in there's a lot let's just Bash

1:22:00

the room, you know, what's the second one? Christmas Story

1:22:02

Ain't seen it Bat, no good, good, good Okay

1:22:05

And also I'm classic Never watched Never

1:22:08

watched Never watched Yeah, look, no, no,

1:22:10

that one No, no, no, no, he said the second one was

1:22:12

good You said Haven't seen that Oh, you

1:22:14

said that was good No, haven't seen that Oh, literally, he read it

1:22:17

out and you went Good No, I was saying to Tyler No, I

1:22:19

was saying to put They're doing it good Let's

1:22:21

just leave the ones we haven't seen Arthur Christmas Is Arthur Christmas

1:22:23

the wrong way? Ain't seen it No, that's not fair Bad Santa

1:22:25

Bad Santa's good, by the way Ain't seen it Not

1:22:27

seen it Bad Santa's late is good It is good

1:22:29

But he put it in good Yeah, good Die hard

1:22:32

Legendary Legendary

1:22:35

I'm not getting involved Legendary A

1:22:38

legendary Christmas film He has put in, he's put

1:22:40

in No, no, no, wait Hell's legendary Time out

1:22:42

Time out I need a time out What

1:22:47

makes a film a Christmas film? We have to

1:22:49

say for a year Um It's set

1:22:51

in Christmas So it's

1:22:53

Die Hard Christmas film? Yeah Oh

1:22:56

Didn't the owner come out and

1:22:58

didn't the director say it is? No, he says it's not Well

1:23:02

then it's not then Are you joking? Doesn't matter No,

1:23:04

it doesn't He says it's not, it's not Doesn't matter

1:23:06

if I I agree No, no, because the gift guy

1:23:08

said it was Jif and he's wrong Exactly Yeah, yeah,

1:23:10

yeah Exactly It's not Arthur

1:23:13

doesn't do it, by the way If I spell a word Blah

1:23:18

blah blah blah blah blah Move on I

1:23:20

don't pronounce Hi Um Yeah,

1:23:22

sure Not

1:23:25

seen No, what's that, what's that one there? I've

1:23:27

not seen any of these in my mind Yeah, this is

1:23:29

way too many films I just, I haven't seen You think,

1:23:31

you haven't seen Gremlin? No Gremlin's a good

1:23:33

movie Gremlin's a sick movie Good, good, great I've

1:23:36

never known one legendary Home Alone is legendary I

1:23:38

mean I haven't on two Not

1:23:41

a Christmas film according to Talia I

1:23:44

mean it's Christmas-y but I really just think like It's

1:23:47

not about Christmas, it's about the fact that he's just been

1:23:49

left at home and he has to fight off these

1:23:51

Roberts by himself At Christmas But

1:23:54

Christmas is kind of irrelevant It's not

1:23:57

I need to move on Move on

1:23:59

That's how I move on wrong. That's what I'm

1:24:01

saying. Because like... I'm

1:24:03

alone, it's not a hill I'm willing to down. Die

1:24:05

hard Loki is. Die hard I think he's not. They're

1:24:07

kind of the same. No! Move on. They

1:24:10

are terms of they're both being set. The Grinch, the legendary. They're

1:24:13

both set at Christmas. The next one,

1:24:15

yeah, that one. I don't know Grinch, but I'll put legendary. I'm gonna

1:24:18

eat all of this. Sure.

1:24:21

I'm not eating it. That's gross.

1:24:23

Okay, go down, go down. There's

1:24:26

so many. You know what, technically... Okay, fine. Wonderful Life

1:24:28

is legendary by the way. I haven't seen it either.

1:24:32

Oh. Jim all the way, I haven't seen that. Love

1:24:34

actually I've caught Sanderson. Oh, great

1:24:36

film. Yeah, sorry. Love actually

1:24:39

is legendary. I respect

1:24:41

that it's like up there, but I just don't like it.

1:24:45

Yeah, great. Miracle on 34th Street is legendary. That's

1:24:48

the original. Oh no wait, that's the remix? Well

1:24:50

it's the man. Remix? We're not... Okay,

1:24:53

out of the films left, I have seen none of

1:24:55

them. Muffet's Christmas Carol. You're

1:24:58

gonna see Jack Frost. I think

1:25:01

I've seen him on... Planes, trains, Norvilles by the

1:25:03

way. Fucking absolutely go to the movie.

1:25:05

What a goat film. It's Trading Places

1:25:07

Christmas. Yeah, it's er... Is it at

1:25:09

Christmas? Safe Place at Christmas. Oh okay.

1:25:11

Santa Claus. Oh, you were about to...

1:25:13

I don't remember... Randolph. I don't remember

1:25:16

it being set at Christmas. Probably because

1:25:18

Christmas is irrelevant to the plot. No.

1:25:21

I mean, I've not seen it, so... It's key

1:25:23

towards the end. No, I mean, I've not seen it, so

1:25:25

I can't really think about that

1:25:28

one. Okay, really bad tier list. This is a really bad tier list, yeah.

1:25:30

Santa Claus by the way, you're really good.

1:25:32

I think legendary. Anyone

1:25:35

seen the latest Chicken Run? No. Have you? No, I

1:25:37

want to watch it though. Is it in the cinema?

1:25:39

Dawn of the Nugget. Would you go... No, it's on

1:25:41

Netflix. Oh, okay. That's so

1:25:44

good. You've seen the original Chicken Run, right?

1:25:46

Yeah, of course. Yeah, but when I was

1:25:48

tiny. Wait, actually, I'm thinking of Chicken Little. You've

1:25:51

seen Chicken Run still. I probably have seen Chicken Run. What?

1:25:54

What in the... Same people,

1:25:57

right? Yeah, but then... Yes, I definitely see

1:25:59

the original Chicken Little. They look like Wallace and Gromit.

1:26:02

They look like Wallace and Gromit. Like,

1:26:04

but as chickens. That's

1:26:06

the new one. Dawn of the Nugget. That's

1:26:08

such a good name. Oh by the

1:26:10

way, it's such a great town to release a movie. Bless you.

1:26:14

Christmas. Next

1:26:17

time away from the podcast. John. John,

1:26:21

yeah. Sorry. Wow, so... Fidgety.

1:26:26

What's the Drake Speed Tweet? If it's what

1:26:28

I think it is. Is it on Instagram? Click

1:26:30

it, it's under the thingy. Speed

1:26:33

replied saying to Drake, oh how do I get

1:26:36

girls like you or something like that? And he

1:26:38

replied stop barking at them first bro. Yeah. I

1:26:42

think that's probably a solid... How do I get

1:26:44

bitches like you? Stop barking at them off the rip. Just

1:26:47

say something nice. Maybe just say something nice. Maybe.

1:26:53

Drake said step up with it bro. Drake

1:26:56

definitely is like... Is that a tweet? Is

1:26:59

that a tweet? Instagram.

1:27:03

I'm so confused. Is

1:27:05

there a subscribe in the top right? I

1:27:07

think it's a screenshot of Instagram

1:27:10

on Twitter. Juju is a big

1:27:12

tweeter. Juju is

1:27:14

in... No. Girl

1:27:17

Juju or football Juju? Football

1:27:19

I think. I think it's

1:27:21

just a guy on Twitter. Yeah,

1:27:23

no, it's not like a player. NFL?

1:27:27

No, no, no, no. It's literally just like a Twitter account.

1:27:29

No offense. Makes a lot of money. Yeah,

1:27:32

cool. Drake's tapped in you

1:27:34

know. Of course he is. He's tapped in for

1:27:36

Drake. He was streaming the other day on Kick.

1:27:38

He was like look at me. I'm

1:27:41

Drake and Ross. Wasn't like

1:27:43

Aiden Ross. I'm Drake's and that.

1:27:47

To be fair though, I'll be honest right. Aiden

1:27:49

and Ross. They're massive.

1:27:51

They're so big. More than we can comprehend you know.

1:27:55

Yeah. They're so big. I mean Kai

1:27:57

FaceTimed him on stream. Yeah. Nicki

1:28:00

Minaj on the screen the other day.

1:28:02

It's just jokes, yeah. Someone donated 20 cents, he's like, thank you so

1:28:04

much, man. He's like, yeah, I'm just gonna go

1:28:06

a long way. Yeah, and he also goes, you sit on where he

1:28:08

goes, I'm gonna interrupt tonight. He's

1:28:11

like, I'm gonna drink. Sometimes. And then

1:28:13

he's got his alter ego tapping drink,

1:28:16

alter ego kick. He's like

1:28:18

something like, all-time

1:28:21

win or all-time high or something.

1:28:24

Cause like, you know, alter ego inspired by his

1:28:26

love of gambling, I guess. Yeah.

1:28:29

I'm skipping a little bit. I

1:28:33

hate videos, like, there you go. Anita

1:28:36

Max. Wait, can you put it on

1:28:38

the hat? Oh, yeah. I

1:28:41

need to Max win. Yeah, I need to Max

1:28:43

win. You know, I need to Max win. Did

1:28:46

he do anything for this alter ego or is it just

1:28:48

he holds the hat up? Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no,

1:28:50

the alter ego, he's him gambling like 4 million. Oh, he

1:28:52

does. Yeah, but like, I need to Max

1:28:55

win. I think I need to do it. But he said the way he

1:28:57

says it is so jokes. I wish you would hear it. I

1:29:01

don't know. Do what he says that I will

1:29:03

cock it up and I will get cancelled. But

1:29:05

he didn't have a funny little voice. Anyway, I

1:29:07

was watching guys. I'll

1:29:09

bet you rabbit. I'll bet you should do it. Bye. You got

1:29:12

a bow scene. Yeah, I don't think we have. We do need

1:29:14

to get in. Jon's just watching a video. I was gonna play

1:29:16

Anita Max win. Right.

1:29:21

So now I couldn't do that. Okay.

1:29:24

Well, we're gonna call it

1:29:26

there. Listen guys, have a Merry Christmas. We're gonna

1:29:28

go celebrate Christmas. What? Christmas! Christmas! Oh yeah, so

1:29:31

was Randall. Randall wasn't invited. No,

1:29:33

she wasn't. I

1:29:35

would say, what I'm entitled to is, you

1:29:38

don't know your next song or you do know your next song. I

1:29:40

know my next song. Well, actually I don't. It's one of two

1:29:42

songs. Okay. Well, when it comes out

1:29:44

guys, check it out like crazy. Oh, he called me a boomer by

1:29:46

the way, because I was pronouncing your song. What? When

1:29:50

did this happen? Great husbandly. When did this happen? Yeah. What

1:29:52

did I call you? A boomer. Why? So

1:29:55

I put an Instagram out and I said, is it your

1:29:58

show? Oh, cute. Thanks. Well,

1:30:00

I'm pretty certain there's a reason I called you a boomer. Yeah,

1:30:03

I said, fun it, told you my show, go and get her

1:30:05

new song. Go and get her

1:30:07

new song. I was calling

1:30:09

her a boomer because he put, go and get her new

1:30:11

song. That just sounds like promo to me. Yeah, and

1:30:13

then Simon goes... Bad promo. He goes, uh... No

1:30:18

one says go and get her. Go get her new

1:30:20

song, Big Boomer Talk. That is. And what

1:30:22

did you reply to that? It's

1:30:24

shit. I agree, to be honest. Can't tap anymore. There

1:30:27

we go. He even agreed to it. Wow. I'm

1:30:29

upset. It's Boomer Talk. I'm upset. But also, no,

1:30:31

but if you told me at the time, I wouldn't have changed it.

1:30:36

Cool. Anyway, as we've

1:30:38

established today, Randolph

1:30:40

is a big fan of young Sheldon. Yeah. He

1:30:43

even has a framed photo of him. Look at him

1:30:45

looking at it longingly. You

1:30:48

actually looked at it with such admiration just then. It

1:30:50

was the opposite. I was gonna... As a child. Yeah.

1:30:55

What? That was like it. Hey,

1:30:58

watch the Simon Sunday on this Sunday. And I wish

1:31:00

he was in it. Put it that way. Right,

1:31:04

it all makes sense when it comes out. Yeah, I'm

1:31:06

just gonna... Go stream board. Woo!

1:31:10

Go and get her new song.