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Luzon and Luzon-da. No, I was

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saying, why would the medication give

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you more cancer? I know.

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Well, because we're developing another medicine to take care of

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that. Oh, smart. Yeah, we just want to kind of

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layer medicines as long as we can to try to

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fix one thing and make another problem. Is it fair

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to call the first one medicine? Yeah,

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it fixes something. What does it fix? Your

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bank account. Oh. Ha ha

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ha ha. Woo. Yeah, we're

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going to be billionaires once Luzon-da really takes

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off. And you can be in on

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it if you'd like. This is actually an investment meeting.

1:33

Oh, no. That's my financial advisor. Sorry, that sounds very

1:35

unethical, and I try to not

1:37

do unethical things. OK, when the cameras are off,

1:40

we'll talk again. Well,

1:42

if you're saying when the cameras are off in

1:44

air quotes, that means cameras wouldn't be off. That's

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right. So we'll

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guest today

1:52

is one of my favorite people on Earth I say that

1:54

from, I guess, but I mean it once again today. It's

1:57

David Cross. Thank

2:01

you for coming. Thanks for having me. I

2:03

appreciate you being on the show. I love you from

2:05

afar. You don't

2:07

know me, I don't know you well, I know...

2:09

Have we met? Or

2:11

no? I think we met one time through

2:14

Judith Apatow. Okay.

2:16

Judd's other... His mistress. His

2:18

mistress, yeah. We shouldn't talk about that. I

2:21

think, yeah, one time and one time only

2:23

at... It was

2:25

billed as that. Yeah, one time and one time only. The one

2:27

time only event. Yeah. At Largo?

2:30

Mm-hmm. Was I think the only time outside

2:32

of that, no, never. Okay. Just

2:35

two planes flying along in the comedy sky.

2:39

And then paths happened across? Well, yeah, you know that when

2:41

you're on a plane and you see another plane go below

2:43

you? Mm-hmm. And

2:45

you think, I wonder what they say to each other when they... The pilots?

2:47

Yeah, what do they say?

2:50

Look out below and then they empty the bathroom thing?

2:54

You know, there was a comic that had that joke. I don't remember who

2:56

it was that said... Maybe it was Bargazzi. I

2:59

was like, up until 40, I really did think the

3:02

noise, the violent noise of a girl was

3:05

because it was just like emptying it over

3:07

wherever the fuck we were going. And

3:09

there's a piece of you that always goes, I

3:12

kind of thought that for a long time. I had no idea.

3:14

I would want them to do that. Yeah, get

3:16

rid of it. Yeah. Why are we

3:18

carrying all this waste? That's why they call it flyover states. That's

3:20

right, because we're flying right over and it's... And dumping our shit

3:23

and piss. Well, you think about it, most

3:25

of it's farmland and it's all... Shit and

3:27

piss does help stuff grow. I think the shit does.

3:29

I'm not sure about the piss part. Now, I've been pissing on my lawn

3:31

for like a year and a half. And? It's

3:34

all dead, but they do say it's cycles. Oh,

3:36

okay. So now with the rains,

3:38

that should help. We'll

3:40

see, man. But yellow is a good color. I

3:43

don't know why everybody's lawn needs to be green.

3:45

It doesn't. I think you're on

3:48

something. Thank you. That's like the old patriarchy,

3:50

you know, the... That's an old white guy

3:52

thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get your green

3:54

lawn. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's

3:57

funny because my dog... My dog

3:59

loves to piss and like... The exact same spot

4:01

of course every day or like a like it just took a

4:04

two square foot area That's what

4:06

dogs do and the grass is all dead and the

4:08

guy that was coming to like do the lawn was like Do

4:11

you want us to fix it? I'm like what's why? What

4:13

would be the point? He's like well, we could make

4:15

grass not there and just put like pebble I was

4:17

like no, no, just let her keep killing

4:19

it who gives a shit. Yeah, what's the point? I'm with you.

4:22

Yeah, you don't need any of this. Are you dog guy? Do

4:24

you have animals? Yeah, well I

4:26

had a dog for Little

4:30

over 15 years how to put her down. I'm

4:32

sorry, but I got a good 10 minute bit out

4:34

of it that's good and yep, and

4:38

and then just a

4:40

week and Two

4:43

days ago got a puppy That

4:49

for my daughter was an early birthday present and

4:52

I'm a dog guy and I've wanted a Wanted

4:55

to get a dog again. My wife is a She's

4:58

not anti dog, but she's more of a

5:00

cat. She's more cat person and But

5:05

she's also allergic to

5:08

dogs as we found out and so or you

5:10

know certain dogs and dander and stuff and so

5:12

we had to get a hypoallergent

5:15

alert hypoallergenic dog hmm. I

5:17

say the right hypoallergenic. Yeah,

5:20

and so

5:22

we had to go And I

5:24

was you know, we had no

5:26

choice basically, but I was very much like,

5:29

you know We got to figure this out because I don't want to get a Bree,

5:32

you know a dog that's been bred and I

5:34

want to go rescue a dog It's the greatest

5:36

I did that with my last dog Ollie of

5:38

rescued her and they were gonna kill her and

5:41

she was puppy and and and I

5:43

you just have a bond

5:45

that I don't think the dog senses

5:47

but it and

5:50

And it allows you kind of to be Petulant

5:54

when they're not doing something you'd be

5:56

like I fucking saved your fucking life,

5:59

you know and And

6:01

so we got a Bernadoodle

6:04

which is supposedly the best

6:06

of that of a hypoallergenic

6:09

breed and it's It's

6:12

definitely more Bernice Mountain dog than poodle.

6:14

So it's big What's

6:16

a puppy right now? We got it when it was seven

6:18

weeks old But I mean it's gonna be a big big

6:21

it's gonna be big cuz poodles are fucking huge Yeah, well,

6:23

there's all kinds of right unless it's a mini or a

6:25

toy, but the og poodle is a yeah We

6:27

don't know. I mean you

6:29

don't really know but it's anywhere from like it's

6:32

gonna be anywhere from on the Low

6:35

end 45 pounds and I think it's

6:37

gonna be bigger than that at to like 85

6:39

Yeah, and I think it's gonna get closer like

6:42

65 just judging me and a huge pause Yeah,

6:44

the big pausing is my favorite and when

6:46

they're stumbling over them fucking awesome That's

6:50

the wrong word not awesome. She's cute. Yeah,

6:52

and and she

6:54

You Know

6:56

I it's I do not

6:59

remember and I'm a trying I was trying

7:01

everything like how did I Train

7:03

Ollie that was my first dog. How did

7:05

I try? I can't remember because this dog

7:07

shit and pisses everywhere that has no interest

7:10

in the pee pads isn't getting slowly It's

7:13

getting it but also We got

7:15

it from like a rural farm

7:17

and you know just three feet of

7:19

snow and Upstate

7:21

like about an hour outside of Buffalo,

7:24

so it when it came When

7:27

we got it and came to the city had

7:29

never seen concrete cars the

7:31

noise Yeah, the smells

7:34

everything other other different people

7:36

dogs like yeah So it's

7:39

the first the week first weekend was a

7:41

nightmare It was really she was just terrified

7:43

and freaked out now slowly but surely and

7:45

my daughter is fucking in love with it

7:47

That's great man. Yeah that first that first

7:49

chunk of time with the dog when it

7:51

is the hardest is also the most fun

7:53

We got our we got our little mutt

7:56

slut from a friend of a friend who

7:58

was getting furniture made in downtown And

8:00

this guy was like this dog

8:02

came in and had puppies then took off Oh

8:05

research says usually they know they're gonna die

8:07

if they leave that early because they were

8:09

only like three or four

8:11

weeks old when the mom left and He

8:14

was like this guy was like I'm not keeping all these

8:17

fucking dogs So I'm either gonna turn him into

8:19

the city or something, you know, so our friend

8:21

was like, oh I'll take as many

8:23

as I can because she's like she has a house filled

8:25

with animals and we saw our dog and

8:27

then you know, I was like When

8:30

the dog comes over let's talk about it Let's

8:32

you know what I mean and then and

8:34

they'll still tug at your heartstrings within five

8:36

seconds You're like we're keeping the dog and

8:39

he shit all over the house Oh, yeah,

8:41

first first week we had her she

8:44

kept shitting and then behind

8:46

the television We have like

8:48

a little TV stand and it

8:50

was like a long I mean it looked like two feet

8:53

and I was like Holy fuck dude this

8:55

dog it like it was incredible and then

8:58

I saw wait you mean a Compilation

9:00

of all the shit. No, it looked like one long

9:02

shit. It was unbelievable. It was on but but she's

9:05

tiny I mean, she's a little she's like a Maltese

9:08

cocker spaniel, oodle carrier. She's

9:10

like 50 things and

9:13

I saw that's my dog. Yeah, that's her right

9:15

there That's how old gosh held and she's five

9:18

In that photo. Yeah, she's five there. Yeah when you

9:20

got her how old is she we got her force

9:22

four to six weeks They're not really a hundred percent

9:25

sure it was way too young But when she shit

9:27

behind the TV We saw like a

9:29

wire and then my heart stopped thinking in my

9:31

old office my computer wires are fucking all over

9:33

the place Yeah, and I was like, holy shit,

9:35

dude. She chewed through a wire like that's

9:38

not good. We got to take her on the vet So

9:41

I like grab all this shit up and as I'm

9:43

grabbing it The wires like not

9:45

the consistency of a wire and

9:47

I'm like, what the fuck is this? And of course,

9:49

I call the vet and they're like, oh dude, that's

9:51

worms. They had your dog has worms That's not a

9:54

computer wire. That's that's why she was

9:56

whole had all this shit built up in her and I

9:58

should all So she had worms when we first first

10:00

got her and then it was like within

10:02

the first month was like 10 trips to

10:04

the vet to figure out but now she's

10:07

fully functioning. You did a good thing and you got

10:09

to know that your family knew that. Yeah, it's going

10:11

to happen. But you know

10:13

like we did a good thing. Yeah, yeah,

10:15

it was rad. Save this dog. I

10:17

know we want another one but also I'm in

10:20

that mindset of like how do we do the

10:22

puppy thing again? Should we just get like a

10:24

five, six year run? I honestly do not fucking

10:26

remember. I'm trying and I got to call my

10:28

ex-girlfriend who we got the dog together. I'm like

10:30

do you remember what we did for that first

10:32

month? Because I don't. We had one

10:34

trick. I remember we got like sleigh bells. I

10:37

put them on the door. Door, yeah. So they

10:39

did the treat and hit it with the nose to go outside. Yeah, yep. That

10:42

was the, I think that was like the quickest learning curve where I was like

10:45

look at this. No more piss and shit

10:47

in the house. Once they get it, it's

10:49

the best thing and you look back, you know,

10:51

for the rest of the time you look back and remember when we

10:53

first got her and she was shitting all over the place. Yeah,

10:56

yeah, yeah. Especially if you're working a lot. It's funny to be

10:58

like busy and you're like I'll get

11:01

to that shit as soon as I clean up

11:03

all this other bullshit. It's like sectioned off pieces

11:05

of shit. We

11:08

have a little backyard area of

11:10

a brownstone to Brooklyn and so

11:13

extremely lucky, which I didn't have with the other dog,

11:16

where you know,

11:18

I don't have to get up and

11:20

put on a full outfit at 4.30 in

11:22

the morning, which he has to go out. I just scoop

11:25

her up and go ahead down

11:27

the stairs, open the door, plop her

11:29

down and then wait 10 minutes

11:31

and go back and go back to bed. So I'm

11:33

very lucky that way. But

11:36

is it, what is, I'm

11:38

curious, you know, moving away from it because otherwise

11:40

I'll spend an hour talking about dogs. Part

11:44

of the reason that when

11:46

the PR team reached out about you putting

11:48

out a new special and talking about it

11:50

on the show. PR stands for public relations.

11:53

Is that seriously what it is? Yeah. He

11:56

thought it was Puerto Rico? Yeah. Because

11:59

it was like David Croft. I just want to come on

12:01

the show to Promo and I was like, okay.

12:03

Oh, so it was like an old West Side

12:05

Story edition. Okay, got it. But

12:07

a part of me was like, I'm curious to know.

12:09

Puerto Rican accent here? Yeah, Puerto Rican, yeah. David

12:12

gonna come on the show, baby puppy.

12:15

Is that pretty good? That's more Dominican,

12:17

but okay. Oh, come on, dude. You're

12:19

splitting dark, thick, coarse hairs here. That's

12:21

racist. That is. But

12:24

when I heard that you were putting it on,

12:27

I have to remember that reaction. Yes, yes it

12:29

is. Yeah, it

12:31

is. Very much so. You can please with yourself. Did

12:34

you decide to put out, this is like a take

12:36

no offense. Did you decide to put it out on

12:38

800 pound gorilla, your new special, and like

12:41

all your other ones? Do you want to move everything to

12:43

one platform? Is that like the kind of the goal? From

12:46

a stand up perspective, I'm curious hat. Ooh,

12:48

please put it back if you don't mind. Is

12:51

it too shiny? Yeah. Burning your retina.

12:53

Can we adjust the light? Coming

12:55

from me. Eventually,

12:58

yes. I would, as I

13:00

would think, anybody would want all their

13:02

stuff accessible in one easy to access

13:04

place. And I've had

13:06

shit all over the place. Like my

13:09

Netflix special is, you

13:11

know, I've talked to other comics about this.

13:14

Do you have something on Netflix? Yeah, I have

13:16

one on Netflix, just one. So did you find

13:19

like you are a slave

13:22

to the algorithm? Like people... Yeah.

13:24

Yeah, and I even like bigger

13:27

actor guys who've had projects on there, like if

13:29

you kind of bitch about it, like, but

13:32

it's a real thing. If there are people

13:34

who have no idea that my... I

13:37

have a special on Netflix because unless

13:39

you're searching for this certain kind of comic,

13:42

I guess, it just doesn't come up on

13:45

the feed of the stuff

13:47

you happen to like. And that kind

13:50

of sucks. I wish I had more

13:52

control over going like, hey, here's, I mean, I

13:54

had something on epics. I had something

13:56

on comedy dynamics. I had

13:58

one, the one before... before this one, I just put

14:01

it on my site. And

14:03

now this one, the one that was before this one

14:05

is on 800-pound again, right? I

14:07

think I might have just given it to them.

14:09

Gives it to throw it off there. Why not?

14:11

Yeah, I thought so. Yeah, that one I just

14:13

did myself, paid for it, did it

14:15

in New York, because

14:17

I had to cancel the tour because of COVID. I would have gone

14:20

out. So

14:25

this, and I think 800-pound

14:27

Gorilla, every, I'm

14:29

fairly new to working with them, but

14:32

every aspect

14:34

of working with them has been great. They're

14:36

really- They did mine, mine, my last one

14:39

too, they're rad. Yeah, they're really good people.

14:41

They're smart. Their production company's

14:43

good. They're

14:45

not gouging you. They want to

14:47

make a good product at a fair deal,

14:49

which I think is the biggest beef that most comics

14:52

have when we're like, especially when

14:55

you're earlier on, like I

14:57

signed that death contract with Comedy Central,

15:00

that was like, you get 30 bucks, and

15:02

if somebody buys it, you get another $3 and

15:05

you're like, holy shit. And

15:07

they strung us along when I was 28, and

15:09

so I just didn't know any better. Well, that's

15:11

what they do. They take advantage of people

15:14

who are seriously who want, not just them,

15:16

but everybody who want

15:18

their stuff out there, and they've ...

15:22

It's like you're

15:26

saying, okay, I won't take as much money,

15:28

but I can get eyeballs on it, and

15:30

then that'll pay off in the future, and

15:33

sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't. My

15:37

only job is to try to

15:39

make comedic things, where

15:41

the TV, television, sketch, podcast, my job

15:43

is to try to formulate that. But

15:45

then to also go- Also, and to

15:47

push Manscaped products. God bless. Yeah.

15:50

Manscaped, no. No, but I think

15:52

it's like that's my gig, is to know that world.

15:54

I don't know. I think

15:57

the hard thing is, even if I did have the

15:59

foresight to know what- those contracts were saying, I wouldn't

16:02

know what to ask for anyway. Even if

16:04

I was like, this seems weird, I'd be like, well, what the fuck do

16:06

I know that I'm not

16:08

as valuable as someone else? The best

16:10

part about those companies and

16:12

their relationship with comedians is most

16:14

of us are so insecure or

16:17

so self-doubting that if they're like, well,

16:19

you think you're going to sell as good as that guy? And you're

16:21

like, I probably not. You

16:24

convinced me in five seconds. Put in the

16:26

contract that they're like, there's no way you're going to do that

16:28

good. You're like, you're right. Yeah, I'll probably shit the bet. That's

16:30

the problem. Well, this is all

16:32

to say, 800-pound gorilla has been great. They're

16:34

fucking awesome. I've worked with

16:37

Ethical. Their team

16:39

is good. They're all in-house. So when I

16:42

shot it, I was like, chances are

16:44

I'm going to have to go to Nashville for

16:46

a couple of days where they're based out of

16:48

and sit with the editor

16:51

and never an issue. But

16:53

he was way ahead of anticipating

16:56

what I'd want and really good. And it

16:58

was a treat. Did you, Matt Schuler, you

17:00

work with Matt? I did. Yeah,

17:02

it's great. The reason I, not to stay so deep

17:04

in it, but the reason I got so into those

17:06

guys was because I went to New York to watch

17:09

Ari shoot Jew his special. And

17:13

I mean, it's out, which is great. But I remember watching

17:15

it live and being like this,

17:17

the candle, like just the stage set

17:20

up was so beautiful and cool. And I

17:22

was like, who's idea with it? And he was like, it really

17:24

was mine. And they were like, yeah, we'll do it. And

17:26

he immediately thought they were going to be like, no, I'm not going to light 700

17:29

fucking candles for your stupid, but we're doing two shots. But

17:32

he's like, they were so cool about wanting to make

17:34

it my way within

17:36

reason. And I was like, that doesn't exist. Because

17:39

so many companies that I first had gone to were

17:41

like, listen, man, just do

17:43

a fucking curtain. Yeah. And

17:46

I get it too for cost. I understand you

17:48

have to sacrifice one thing for another. But anyway,

17:51

it's nice to know that there are newer

17:53

companies that are just like, what do

17:55

you want? How do you want to fucking do this whole

17:57

thing? And we'll just do it the way you want. They're also comedy fans. Which

18:00

helps. Yeah, that's the big thing we should have focused

18:02

on in the first place. They're not like money fans.

18:05

I got into this business for money. I'm a big fan

18:07

of money. We're going to do

18:09

comedy money. Big comedy money

18:11

guy. Outside of touring

18:14

and special, are you working on a show

18:16

of your own? No. Will

18:19

you please for me? Well,

18:21

Bob and I developed

18:28

and pitched a show, a

18:31

really cool, fun

18:33

idea, a limited series, eight

18:35

episodes. Pitched

18:40

it around and had a little

18:42

bidding for it from four different

18:44

companies. Then we went with Paramount

18:46

Plus and we wrote

18:50

up the first four episodes and then the

18:52

kind of a really specific

18:55

extensive Bible for the last

18:57

four, all of which we had pitched. Here's the

18:59

story, here's the character, here's how

19:01

it'll work, and then just actually wrote it. Then

19:05

they said no, which

19:07

was weird because it was what we pitched. There was

19:09

nothing ... I love when they say yes and no.

19:12

Well, they ... Okay,

19:15

so a ugly

19:20

reminder that the real power isn't ... I'll

19:22

tell you what they said. Look,

19:24

we could go back and forth and we give you notes, but

19:26

we don't think this is ... The amount of

19:28

notes we could give you would

19:30

even get it to the

19:32

point, paraphrasing, get it to the point

19:35

because ... Then this is a quote,

19:37

marketing and analytics.

19:41

I can't remember exactly what it said, but it

19:43

was about the marketing and analytics department not getting

19:46

it, not wanting it. That made

19:49

them say no thanks. They're like, what? If

19:51

our marketing team isn't interested, we're not interested.

19:53

Dude, they have all the fucking power. I

19:55

learned that early on when we were doing

19:57

Run, Run, Run. It was crazy. quite

20:00

a bit of a shock

20:02

that they, if the marketing

20:04

department doesn't have the imagination

20:07

to take

20:10

a pre-existing idea and

20:13

figure out how to make that idea

20:15

when it's reached

20:17

its fruition, how to sell it,

20:20

then they can say no. They need to

20:22

hire these guys, like these internet guys, what's

20:26

that guy's name, Grant? You

20:28

know these new guys that Grant gives me Cardone or something?

20:30

He does like a... Dude, I don't know anything like this.

20:32

No, well, it's one of these... It's

20:35

been... Sorry about that, that's

20:37

my dad. He'll just run the hose once in a

20:39

while. It's one of these internet guys that's

20:41

like telling you, yeah, this guy, he's like...

20:43

Who is it? Wait, go back? Look

20:45

at a photo of this fucking guy. He's one of these guys that's like, if

20:47

you don't know how to sell, you know what I mean? He's

20:50

like a sales gee... It's like, why don't they just

20:52

hire these lunatics? You know,

20:54

because these motherfuckers, they can sell anything.

20:56

They're the kind of guys that are...

20:58

And he's selling you on the fact

21:00

that he wants to sell himself. Yes.

21:02

He's selling you on the fact that you should learn how

21:04

to sell you. He's like, if you have

21:06

a thousand dollars in your pocket, you should know how to

21:09

make ten thousand out of it. Right, what are these

21:11

guys doing? Yeah, dude, it's... But it's like the confidence

21:13

in these motherfuckers. It's like, put them in a marketing

21:15

department for a TV network then. I love... Just

21:18

let this guy do it. That's a fucking... That's

21:20

a legit good idea. Yeah, because these guys

21:22

are so fucking overtly confident that you're like,

21:24

throw him there. Why wouldn't... Let

21:27

this lunatic do it, because... But make it a

21:29

part of your contract that's hidden in there. Yeah.

21:32

That when you go into the marketing community. Grant Cardone must

21:34

sell our show. Because

21:36

he's... I love it. They're so

21:38

confident in the fact that it's like, if you're making...

21:41

There was one clip that was on there, I don't know if you'll be

21:43

able to find it, but he goes, if you're

21:45

making less than a million dollars a year, how

21:47

are you providing for your family? Yeah,

21:50

that is tough. Yeah, less than a million. He didn't

21:52

say it. He's like, legitimately... And the

21:54

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21:56

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you have to be, you have to

25:13

be selling every inch of every second of your

25:15

life. Otherwise you're worthless. And obviously not everyone, you're

25:17

leaving money on the table. Yeah, you're leaving so

25:19

much money. Well, the reason I asked that

25:21

about the show is only

25:23

because McCone and I were talking

25:25

before the show about, about Mr. Show

25:27

and McCone and O'Brien. McCone and O'Brien right

25:30

there. Yeah. He wishes McCone and Moberine. Yeah.

25:32

His, no, his last name is a Corcoray,

25:35

this guy and his brothers

25:37

are, what's McCone? McCone

25:44

Corcoray. I like it. And it's Finnegan

25:46

Flanagan and Seamus are his brothers and

25:49

his dad's name is Mark. Now I'm going to

25:51

put in what's your dad's name again. Key in

25:53

the eye. Yeah. Are you psyched about a Sinn

25:55

Féin taking over? You're

25:58

asking? you're asking an informed. Questioner: He's

26:00

not the. First. Oh

26:03

Mike, Ah, I do. This guy said

26:05

to me the other day that he

26:08

literally had an Iris pro. Yes, this

26:10

is what I'm dealing with. Twenty fourth.

26:12

He. Said to me the other that he watch me

26:14

put a round wait i'm sorry the Arab please google

26:16

since a mourad here no no no no Do it

26:19

now know. Do it now so we can learn something

26:21

of a In the meantime I put a hash brown

26:23

and sad have an Egg Mcmuffin yesterday as the airport

26:25

and we're flying back from Reno and he goes whoa.

26:28

Whoa. And like a legitimate whoa. And.

26:31

I'm laughing cause I'm thinking shut the fuck

26:33

up and he goes I've never. I

26:35

never seen that or even thought about that

26:37

dude. life hack a phenomenon. nine. Sure

26:42

though, it there to say you could be Irish. A

26:44

lot of people Soda? Yeah yeah, you're allowed to be

26:46

both. The. The

26:50

authenticity. This is what I deal with everyday of my

26:52

life. He have no idea it's and I'm in love

26:54

with him. He's my, son, is my. I.

26:56

Love him to death that it's really

26:58

hard it's I've adopted him is insane

27:00

and Irish person. Is

27:05

that an Irish first? And

27:08

then google the troubles. Please.

27:10

Google the troubles after that. Once you've read once

27:12

you've studied up on since the yeah Democrat Hillary

27:15

Mcconnell most join the I R Hey by the

27:17

way on a result I hope was inadvertently had

27:19

no idea. I guess. Of

27:21

way to put this. Through.

27:24

The slot in the pub and then

27:26

run like hell are I have. This.

27:29

Really has to have to holland what hold on

27:32

of the Spartans. You'll

27:34

you can do some research. You can do

27:36

some deep diving research and start to read.

27:38

He hasn't read and is insane and I

27:40

refer said as he is. he an Irish

27:42

person. The i don't know it's pronouns are

27:44

poses. Know

27:46

the reason I ask you go back is

27:48

because we look at. I've been a fan

27:50

from afar for a long time and. I.

27:53

Think I just would love to see you do. More.

27:56

Of for what you do best

27:58

And so. It the you

28:00

you know and another try was interested enough. you

28:02

guys for make another show. I know that's tough

28:04

to the the way that the fuck and is

28:07

now yes totally different as as we learned recently

28:09

but ah I you know and I am I

28:11

would love to do like another kind of for.

28:14

Todd. Margaret. But they're just the idea has

28:16

come to me. But.

28:19

Bob. And I. Is

28:21

is not a sure thing, but I

28:23

think it's pretty likely. We're

28:27

gonna climb Machu Picchu in. Shoot.

28:29

It? well. yeah. That's. Fucking

28:31

amazing. Yeah I think be went.

28:34

When did you settle on this was this can like

28:36

in the middle of writing something else you like We

28:38

should second know To be honest I was. In

28:41

the middle of the. Ocean.

28:44

And last summer and I was just

28:46

sort of like. Content.

28:49

And adjoining. Everything And

28:51

and it occurred to me.

28:54

Like. I always. I've I've

28:56

I wanna do more things that I. Like.

28:59

This that bring me pleasure you know and

29:01

in a part of it is lakes getting

29:04

of sense of my mortality in a in

29:06

a way that I hadn't before. and my

29:08

body isn't it is. Kind of

29:10

breaking down a little bits and pieces and

29:13

and it's like I've been saying i wanna

29:15

I've been saying i'm going to climb much

29:17

a p to for twenty plus years and

29:19

and it was right there I was like

29:22

fuck it I'm doing it this year I

29:24

don't care, I'm going to do it and

29:26

then I thought why should do it is

29:28

all like took three seconds my head I

29:30

should do with somebody like a friend who

29:33

likes to hike, wants to go hiking are

29:35

marked rivers like school like Oh Bob loves

29:37

a big hiker. He loves hiking. And

29:41

then immediately thought oh a scary guess

29:43

we should film it and then so

29:45

I called Bob you know got home

29:48

back to back to new earth and

29:50

told him about it and he's I

29:52

guess a great idea and credible and

29:54

he had happened very quickly and then

29:57

we you know his wife is it

29:59

is. Manager and producer and we're

30:01

like let's figure this out and

30:04

we went to couple different companies

30:06

and. Picked. One and power.

30:09

Get. Together is are you going to documented

30:11

pre journey and all that suffers it only

30:13

I think I think what? Ah,

30:16

What it'll end up being.

30:18

And of course, this is

30:20

subject to change, especially basin,

30:22

whatever, whoever. Buys. It affected by

30:24

it. It'll

30:27

probably be Philo three.

30:30

Apps you know the first

30:32

third of the first one

30:35

is probably get and dino

30:37

our our. Individual.

30:39

Families bob in L A me New York

30:41

and packing and doing all training and saying

30:43

goodbye to the wife and the kids and.

30:47

To go to the airport and flying

30:49

in and meeting up run lima and

30:51

then going to like it move in

30:53

the name of town you go to

30:56

it's like three hours way and and

30:58

then you know probably start the actual

31:00

hike. And at

31:02

the beginning of the end of

31:05

the first step I wanted to

31:07

take. By the way, I think

31:09

it's twenty seven miles. There's a

31:11

big. The. One of

31:13

the days it's a it's a three or four

31:15

days. you have to. Acclimate

31:18

for road a three A's Ray

31:20

is it at least. And then

31:22

I'm. Ah, it's broken

31:24

up into three days, the second

31:26

one is in school Or mean

31:28

seconds like this. The. Incline is

31:30

insane when you look at it as

31:32

a scary little. No. Not

31:35

at all. No, Not at all. Ah.

31:38

Although. I will. If.

31:41

It has. Just. In

31:43

the last week or so occurred to me.

31:46

I'm. I'm looking at this like.

31:49

I. Am a forty year old

31:51

and great shape and I and I understand

31:53

that I guy it's starting to dawn on

31:55

me like I always take the stairs in

31:58

May and I've just been recently get. The.

32:01

Trying to be self conscious of

32:03

the of what my body's you

32:05

and I. Was

32:08

walking up moment when you know which is

32:10

a pretty steep thing and I'm I mean

32:13

three blocks and I'm like. Oh

32:15

yeah, I'm like, oh well,

32:18

let's multiply this by the

32:20

eleven thousand right ahead of

32:22

these. And I

32:24

really gotta. Get in shape you

32:26

know and I'm I'm probably in the were safe

32:28

I've ever been in. my really yeah, this is

32:31

pretty good. For bad I'm I'm a don't look

32:33

heavier anything at all. No, I'm I'm definitely like

32:35

eight pounds overweight, but you know the insides a

32:37

little tough is of. My

32:40

spirit. Of

32:42

also got like i had to go get

32:44

orthotics because i have two broken but i

32:47

had broken bones and every care of so

32:49

those fused in that he get arthritis and

32:51

them. As you said, elbow

32:53

surgery. Like. Movies

32:56

out for I had

32:58

got them, motherfuckers. That

33:02

was for a. Golfer's.

33:05

Elbow him over the official that the yeah

33:07

like tennis elbow. it's it's the inside. tennis

33:09

elbow is on the outside. same thing is

33:11

for golfers. Yeah and the money. I have

33:14

a. D. Really Yeah, it did you

33:16

terrier Ten that nobody does hurts a lot.

33:18

Oh you guys, is it a burning sensation? Yeah,

33:21

yeah. You guys take care of them in really.

33:23

Oh dude. It. Guess. Did.

33:25

You get from golfing. No. I don't

33:27

call for never got yes. So how did you gather?

33:29

jerking off to golf. Ride jerk

33:31

off to golf right when the tours are

33:34

called a job Sony job. When you job

33:36

he's you're not knock off to golf golfer's

33:38

elbow because whenever you medial epic can deal

33:40

I this yeah oh come on Middle America

33:43

like the light or pictures elbow. that's what

33:45

has he been thrown a lot again. Yeah

33:48

well you know I do. You seen the

33:50

Home Run Derby have an eye? Yeah well

33:52

that's me every time the every time love

33:54

and to they uploaded different make up on

33:56

terror I have comes hair and makeup driver's

33:59

license that it. Yeah. And

34:01

my body's broken to I see, I

34:03

feel your pain, but I've ripped the

34:05

tendon. Because. I had

34:07

it. And. I know what it's

34:10

from. It's from. Ah, We

34:14

were in Toronto during covert we were potty.

34:16

You are allowed to pod with one family

34:18

and we. My wife

34:20

was they're working on a show. And

34:23

there were. Four kids

34:25

know my daughter and than three of the

34:27

kids and I would play with the kids

34:29

and they didn't mean a rough housing and

34:31

stuff and I would. Have my

34:33

daughter's is lose a little slider. then everybody

34:36

would throw Rob and I you know and

34:38

I'd toss him on the bed and all

34:40

that stuff and then. To.

34:42

The kids are. Scout.

34:45

Six kids and they we like me

34:47

made me do me a leg. Okay,

34:49

and I and I did. I don't

34:51

want to be concerned. go just my

34:53

daughter. Yeah, that's all I can afford

34:55

it and I'm at. So I play

34:57

with a minute, rome up and doing

35:00

all that stuff and and I know

35:02

that that's where I'd damaged it and

35:04

then I went to get a cortisone

35:06

shot. If you had to do that

35:08

now. yeah, mood it is. This is

35:10

why I'm saying take care of it

35:12

because that is. One. Of

35:14

the most painful things I've ever gone through

35:17

every on long since they have to. It's

35:19

like a thirty second thing and I was

35:21

like crying. I was like tearing up and

35:23

the guy held my hand like this way

35:25

you know like linked up here and which

35:27

is I com like he knew do that

35:29

he described took my hand. he goes okay

35:32

and they put some freezer burn stuff on

35:34

there with the they numbed it, the numbed

35:36

it. You know with the freezer burn than

35:38

rest. Yes I still have a a birthmark

35:40

from it. Does it What it was like

35:42

this is not working and they. Take

35:44

this long needle so don't sell ya

35:47

essential way I through want to relive

35:49

it is a heating oil just doing

35:51

that on video. Fucking Lunatic. So

35:54

they take this long needle cause it's it's

35:56

filled with the. Cortisone.

35:59

Right and. And

36:01

when you steroids any have to put it

36:03

in but it doesn't go in one place.

36:05

he's moving it around. It's like a thirty

36:07

second process and I'm like. Oh.

36:10

My fucking God that's painful. You can

36:12

feel every everything you say. I have

36:14

an end. And

36:16

then it felt much better than it like

36:18

worked as a great okay because he he

36:21

took x rays is like are you don't

36:23

need you than territory thing. And

36:25

then. Because I'm stupid This

36:27

way. I really am dumb. Ah, Oh.

36:31

We. Were upset over House of Stale on

36:33

the Delaware River and me and a

36:35

whole bunch of friends with kids went

36:37

to Been. Rights. We have this

36:39

big raft and their those like big

36:41

rubber dinghy type thing and we go

36:43

over to the school section where I

36:45

know the undercurrents of isn't so bad

36:48

rip current year or whatever. And

36:50

so the kids are out. Plans

36:53

And then it comes time and I put

36:55

the kids back in. I'm in the water

36:57

with them in her body else is on

36:59

the things you know, that drinking and I.

37:02

Live the kids up there no problem. and then

37:04

I go to hoist myself up and you know

37:06

how that. Especially when you're

37:08

wet the you don't move with it

37:11

like their skin began with. The audience

37:13

is and I went. And I went

37:15

to hoist myself up with my forearms

37:17

and just. It

37:19

just ripped it. And.

37:21

Then it got worse and worse and worse

37:23

and worse and now finally your fixed finally

37:25

of next year now friend so much you

37:28

pizza until much a pizza and then here

37:30

god i'm I'm just worried about my you

37:32

know my seat but these are thought of

37:34

things are like instantly that pain went away

37:36

because it is because you the fusion the

37:38

you had in your foot. Yeah.

37:40

That's well that's where the joint pain came in.

37:42

But these things and it's the simplest things go

37:44

step on a little phone thing, they make some

37:46

measurements, know a gear good to go with you

37:48

and it was a set yeah they send away

37:50

for it than are No ten days later he

37:52

get these things you put him in issue like

37:54

holy shit, desire to do an hour or as

37:56

far as think of ice a run a ton

37:58

and that was like. I know I always

38:01

just bought shoes. Off. The rack and ran

38:03

and I'm I never thought about and then one time

38:05

at a running store. the guy was like ever. Ever

38:08

been molded and had your own inserts knows a

38:10

nap and on second need him and he's like

38:12

look effortless you tube do you wanna see. Okay,

38:15

sure, whatever. I. Did in I put

38:17

my seat on at the Imagine they put you on the

38:19

treadmill, mother put you back on there and they show like

38:21

the graph of them and he's like well this is you

38:23

know, It's really bad. Like this one.

38:26

This artist so much worse than this arch is.

38:28

I guess you should just try these. These.

38:30

Inserts and I was like. Okay,

38:33

And. I tried him and I was like oh my

38:35

gosh, yes. huge to have ruined my whole body for.

38:37

Yeah, I hope like for the fifteen years I ran.

38:39

Yeah, Need to realize you're over compensating. you

38:41

know really theology know and I'll show you fucking

38:44

up the other for you. Too dumb to know

38:46

and like us morning I was of the doctor

38:48

because this hip think this is old me as

38:50

as an old man podcast stuff I was at

38:52

a hip and pinch maintenance you know and he

38:54

does that mean and pinch me ah you know

38:56

under the what interview well the bone the bone

38:58

kind of grows out a like up create a

39:00

growth typically happens when you're younger oh you don't

39:02

need went to stop it he has put on

39:04

stop It. But. I go go back and

39:06

read about own also in he's interested in it

39:08

now this that's why he doesn't know manager and

39:11

so we're trying to get him know where you

39:13

are but or learn on your own time and

39:15

guy know just it's just it's a it's it's

39:17

visits from is being physically active which is why

39:19

the doctor was like couch potatoes don't get this

39:21

is a that's the irony of like. How.

39:24

You're active when you're young. the bone

39:26

kind of concrete, some overgrowth on the

39:28

outside so instead of being concave, it

39:30

really protrudes and is just sit for

39:32

I now I have. fucking Would he

39:34

call it hip? Are some have arthritis?

39:36

athletic? The yeah, it's great man. I'm

39:39

excited. I'm excited to get older. It's

39:41

getting worse and worse. Ninety Four right

39:43

now. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm five forty

39:45

in the city. Yes, yikes. I know.

39:47

Thanks to have to wait two years.

39:49

Sixty told you. Not not six.

39:51

Yeah, so what are you talking about? You

39:53

don't know which are your six? I'm waiting.

39:55

Yeah, that is waiting til it happens. I

39:58

can't wait to see. I can't wait. The

40:00

pain? Yeah, I think. That's

40:03

why I asked about the fear of the Machu Picchu think

40:05

as I. You. Know like. I

40:07

think of I climbed a Grand Canyon. I.

40:09

Did that thing you know and will that seems

40:12

as extensive as a me. Maybe it's gotta be

40:14

close. I guess you're not as far above sea

40:16

level though. Was your walls with low when you

40:18

go down? yeah you have to study ask you

40:20

to stop. You know they recommend you stop because

40:22

there are let your body acclimated Me a few

40:25

people but I remember I was probably twenty years

40:27

old and I've ryan said dude I could fuck

40:29

and backflip down the aisle, give a shit and

40:31

people were like you mind stopping. so the rest

40:33

of the group canals like okay like it was

40:35

so while to be and now I think of

40:38

I tried it today I'd be. I'd

40:40

be soft. Yes, that me. That's the thing

40:42

I'm I'm I'm. My

40:45

of cavalier attitude and

40:47

confidence is based on.

40:50

Past. Head Lice twenty years ago and

40:52

I wasn't I wasn't really good. Exceptional.

40:54

Say by was always run and jump

40:56

in climb. I've seen the photos of

40:58

here and you don't post anymore. No

41:00

more shirtless photos on your Instagram? Yeah

41:02

because fuckin' play girls. And you

41:04

know oh it rescinded all the roads really

41:07

have to you had a long contract with

41:09

them. Yeah. Was of my entire life.

41:12

Yeah, it was. Weirdly they got in

41:14

trouble because it started when it was

41:16

six. That was cool. unseemly I guess.

41:18

are those picture sold the best for

41:20

some reason? Yeah they love them using

41:22

it was just because you had hair

41:24

when ongar. Seek it's like. You.

41:26

Know they're like looking at ago and this

41:28

could be a bear right? You know we'll

41:30

we'll learn and investment in the future. And

41:33

the that we got a letter grow than

41:35

than work out as it and I did

41:37

you for though so maybe that was part

41:39

of it. Yeah. Well that sells a

41:41

totally different market Now he had that in

41:43

that interest that's interested in another mark. Know

41:45

they don't. You know they don't. Money is

41:47

money. Money is money. Ah and have you

41:49

seen I hate to say this, where have

41:51

you seen this? Makes me think you'd be

41:53

seen the video people climbing Everest in the

41:55

bodies that they see on this. Know that?

41:57

Oh yeah that's always that because of the.

42:00

The. It is that the one where

42:02

the global warming has revealed all these body out

42:04

there are there. like everywhere and like it used

42:07

to be like you want you to see like

42:09

to On the way up. now there's like thirty

42:11

that they sent. And. Now this

42:13

is the most fucked up thing. Now

42:15

that there's melting going on, bodies are

42:17

sliding down. demise of scrutiny. right?

42:22

Green Boots. You've heard the Green Boots story.

42:24

Show them Green Boots from Sean. Green Boots

42:26

from ever. You can see the Man. but

42:29

there's a famous iconic. This. Man with

42:31

these these these like. Like

42:33

bright green boots right? And he's been there for

42:35

quite a long time. but he was like eight

42:37

point a point of marketing. but now he's full

42:39

body is. I'm also revealed now because the snow

42:41

is melting. Yeah. I've

42:44

I've I've recently read about the

42:46

Your Cause the Snow is Melting.

42:50

Like. People are passing this month. so many used

42:52

to be like I think they would see

42:54

like a few and now it's like one

42:56

of every five seat is like assholes. So

42:58

a part of the I guess that the

43:00

training. A friend was telling me a part

43:02

of it of when you do climb they do a big.

43:06

Tutorial on. Be.

43:08

Prepared for your mental aspect of seeing a

43:10

body because you will and it's like you

43:12

eat you up The have to get over

43:14

this mental hump of. Ah what

43:16

the elevation change does you? What kind of you

43:18

know some of the depravity of oxygen will do

43:20

to the way you think in the were you

43:22

see above us and then that's a whole nother

43:25

sex and a half the like. Bruin.

43:27

To at is like burrow a you're gonna see a

43:29

whole fuck lot of dead people will. This is Not.

43:32

Thankfully. I'm a lot I did. You Will Not

43:34

have this Know. I know, I know not. even. Remotely.

43:37

That, but there's the second day of

43:39

hiking. you you climb up to nineteen

43:41

thousand. See the that's very high. I

43:43

mean that's. It. Is there even

43:45

oxygen? There are no no no no no no

43:48

you know I think the on what the tree

43:50

lined the docks in line probably I think you

43:52

run out at sixteen thousand or something like that

43:54

desire I would we go or are. My.

43:57

Wife's uncle had a house for a long

43:59

time in Breckenridge. They would you would sleep.

44:01

At. Around eleven thousand feet and and I

44:04

would have crazy dreams like the first night

44:06

or two and then even when you've started

44:08

to go up or hiker anything like that

44:10

you start to get. Lucky I

44:13

am and you're going to ski! What

44:15

does that? The nineteen thousand, and yeah, that's

44:17

it depends only half the amount of oxygen.

44:19

While. Yet. Nuts. If.

44:21

I do a but I do love the are. I.

44:24

Love the feel of physical feeling. Of

44:27

your body kind of adjusting it's it's weird.

44:29

like every time I go to Denver ago

44:31

in the mountains. I like to

44:33

physically feel myself working harder to adjust.

44:36

Because. It's sea level and and we know feel

44:38

anything like idea of a difference. I'm. I'm.

44:43

Looking forward to, you know, Spending.

44:46

A lot leslie go. Two

44:49

thirds less on alcohol, you know, he I

44:51

which is the nice thing about. The

44:54

first couple days before you get acclimated

44:56

like you know, three drinks. And

45:01

I've seen a lot of money. Yeah. Are

45:03

you? Are you doing anything specific to prepare

45:06

for it to? That's like changing anything rapidly

45:08

in your life. Or now. Die.

45:10

Or any that shit. That. The see what?

45:13

diet wise or anything like that. I'm

45:15

just more pork rinds and trainer. Yeah,

45:17

you gotta know you have to run

45:19

a pork rinds. Ah it's it's erroneous

45:21

that are. We call him here to

45:23

don't feel it's execute a ruinous teach

45:25

a chronic not rudeness thrown it for

45:27

grown up, your role rawness present and

45:29

is that racist? And will take

45:31

so and neither do I. You're saying it's the

45:33

correct pronunciation. I'm not Mexican that.

45:36

The. Average. You. Are a few You

45:38

either know you don't. I mean I. I know

45:40

the. Current correct

45:42

pronunciation of. As

45:46

a someone. As. A But I'm not.

45:49

French. What Is that? Whatever. one. Of

45:52

take the gotta take take the take

45:54

the trash out. It's a it's a

45:56

good trash isn't the exact rubbish? Medical

45:58

rubbish yeah which can be. When

46:01

we say when americans a trash human

46:03

can like old of the refuse and

46:05

the you know my olds banana peel

46:08

and and the some papers but when

46:10

a frenchman. says. Refuse

46:13

that can be. You know your

46:15

to your attitude. Ah take your

46:17

attitude out Outback, dump it in

46:19

the been, dump it in the

46:21

Benton. How long were you live

46:23

in in France? You live in

46:25

France for Ah it was the

46:28

it was a connecting flight. so

46:30

much as he was three hours

46:32

is. Pretty. Good Yeah. I

46:34

got. I learned a lot. you

46:36

know? yeah, took in a lot

46:39

of I'm very observant. You

46:41

really are via so I can tell

46:43

you. All the vienna by

46:45

airport bars and things at De

46:47

Gaulle Airport International Airport so I

46:49

saw lot of fancies. A

46:51

lot of fancier your fancy boy.

46:54

That really had So the internet says yeah

46:56

I wanna our feet I want to tell

46:58

you I was lucky to do. One.

47:02

Tiny. Tiny role on Arrested, but I

47:04

did the newest season. you know, maybe

47:06

the second. I don't know which one

47:08

it was second newest. The

47:11

second time was that knackered, you hated him

47:14

both. Ah I didn't hate both.

47:16

know I the first time back was okay

47:18

for some back was okay. yeah the I'm

47:20

not going to go anywhere but the second

47:22

time was. Just

47:24

full of. Really? Bad,

47:27

dumb or avoidable problems and it was

47:29

not good for anybody. The up and

47:31

that we could just boils down to

47:33

Jason Bateman entered into Gms is a

47:35

piece of shit. I know Jason really

47:37

well and every time I speed him

47:40

about you. Because. I talk to

47:42

him about talented people around him and

47:44

how that's really kind of made him

47:46

shine sir, because of his shit, because

47:48

of his lack of ability and skill.

47:50

Or Jason Bateman is a prince. Yeah,

47:53

my. Out of the Prince of Tides,

47:55

I have. Totally. Different perspective on him.

47:57

but yeah, no, I wouldn't you do. I did

47:59

the. They seem. As with Jason

48:01

I was so sorry. yeah trust

48:03

me I begged for you axes

48:05

asked very specifically a mine was

48:07

works wouldn't give you a car

48:09

with some stairs. I was the

48:11

guy selling him the. Oh

48:15

with some stairs there's yeah yeah he i

48:17

sound the google cars what it was called.

48:19

yes yes yes yes. and it was. Honestly

48:22

he remembers it I more than I actually

48:24

but. It was fuckin'

48:26

for me. I dreamed about the original

48:28

season. I loved it so much. obviously

48:30

was cool enough to be. Even

48:32

remotely part of it again. But I was

48:34

such a fuckin' Such. A big

48:36

fan so even being part of anything I

48:38

was like wow yeah sure I mean will

48:40

you know a it was. It

48:43

was great. I mean it

48:45

was love. You. Know

48:48

in arguably great and.

48:51

But the the fourth season.

48:54

Which I've watched. you know I I

48:56

I'm the little disappointed they recorded so

48:58

that it is linear because I I

49:00

didn't kind of get it at first

49:02

but around the around the tobias episodes

49:04

which are like a little little under

49:06

half way through it finally clicked on

49:08

was like oh I see how to

49:11

watch this now It was really fun

49:13

once I kind of figured it out

49:15

like this is cool and this is

49:17

a unique I haven't seen this war

49:19

and it's A and it's a fun

49:21

exercise in it may it It ensures

49:23

that I'm going. To go back and watch

49:25

it again because again the first. like. Six.

49:29

Apps I was like what's going on

49:31

but then once I figured out was

49:33

a really enjoyable yeah thing to to.

49:35

Participate. And and them it was a it

49:37

was in season Five was I haven't I've never

49:39

watched it. I don't think I ever will. It

49:42

was it was at night. I'd never seen it

49:44

either. I don't know. Not good man. No no.

49:46

And just because as such a departure from what

49:48

what the. Guts. of the show

49:50

really was ah. Sinai.

49:53

You know how to get into. I don't think you

49:55

mean it was just. I

50:03

mean it. just what if there were a

50:05

lot of issues as we were going into

50:07

it? Yeah, and it's It's not about people

50:09

per se. It's not like a like this

50:11

person was like this and is that that's

50:14

not really weren't zoc mount. it was just.

50:17

The. Whole production was.

50:19

A. Shit show. Yeah. I

50:22

mean this happened to the things get lost in this whole

50:24

like. You. Know look

50:26

I just did the these couples he's the show Dave

50:28

on our Faxon and that kind of s must be

50:30

really good. I haven't seen the i had to yeah

50:32

how minutes to come to come to an end? Now

50:34

that which are. People. Like it people do.

50:36

People did. Like I say, get a ticket with a little bit

50:39

of a relief. Because. It

50:41

got so am. I

50:43

think what America doesn't really know that get so

50:45

far away from. What?

50:48

Originally was kind of making something good sometimes and

50:50

there's a lot of their so many cooks and

50:52

in them and then you're like i don't. Want.

50:55

all that kind of these you

50:57

is a lot up place. we

50:59

found it hard. And

51:02

there's me talk an adjacent yeah it. Yeah.

51:05

And you know it was a small little role and he was

51:07

really difficult to work with. It.

51:09

Was two seconds and I'm used to

51:11

com use of getting actually around here

51:14

in the. They didn't cut

51:16

that out. see they should have. Yeah they

51:18

actually should have because a lot of it

51:20

was on Jason for I see a lot

51:22

of a sometimes Yarmouth I'm more shots than

51:24

you are the didn't cut it. interesting. The

51:26

angle is clearly the cameras below. Yup, wonder

51:28

what that's about? Ah, that was

51:30

a request I had a request for that. Allison

51:32

A writer Yeah I said can you make sure

51:34

that that my tits are showing them how ring

51:36

over. Little. J I'm also sitting on

51:39

an apple box. Ah very yeah. I always that am

51:41

I right or I have required I'm sitting on one

51:43

right now. I don't. Yeah, it

51:45

doesn't. We unite. We doesn't seem from your

51:47

angle you wouldn't be Alicea. From.

51:50

This ain't wouldn't Which angle would I be

51:52

able to see if you're if you're me

51:54

looking down like another one that it I

51:56

can see if the right? Let's give us

51:58

a. What?

52:00

The. What can

52:03

you tell me? And

52:06

legally yeah, What can you tell me? Juri and

52:08

I have clearance for some things by the Royal.

52:10

Tell me some of the Splinter Cell me some

52:12

of the stuff is okay people wanna know? a

52:14

lot of fans ask but when David you on

52:16

your know motor family and run all they say

52:19

when David comes on can you ask him about.

52:21

His knowledge. Or lack

52:24

thereof in. What's. Going on

52:26

in there he said he wants

52:28

I'm well. I.

52:30

Can't say too much but I

52:32

can say certain things that be

52:34

you can fill in the.sure I'm.

52:37

The. Land.

52:39

Rights have been least

52:41

to the Eminem company

52:43

for To Mars. From.

52:46

What yet? Mars Candies? yeah, The

52:48

Makers, M M and M's amongst other

52:50

things. Three.

52:54

Musketeers. Nick.

52:59

Careers. Say that as a one

53:01

word next time. Milky

53:05

Way and is. Is

53:07

all I'm enjoying. Their. Arm

53:09

and joy. The. Mountains.

53:15

Not. Watch him a call and no chance not

53:17

get no. Not. Twix

53:19

not Kit Kat. Not.

53:21

Cadbury Eggs was Cadbury's his own.

53:24

Thing. And that's a whole nother issue.

53:26

unfortunately. the British. While.

53:28

You know, cadres used to be made it

53:30

in England. in England and now because of

53:32

the Harry and Meghan they've moved it up.

53:34

I thought when they left the Royal Family

53:36

they they took Cadbury with them. Oh my

53:38

gosh, I had no idea For their eyes

53:40

of the I was living in London at

53:42

time and it was a big to do.

53:44

People were not happy. They were mad at

53:46

them. Her they were. They were mad. I

53:48

don't recall their anger being taken out and

53:50

Perry Mason although now it is of course.

53:52

Yeah, Man

53:55

that is I have. I don't know

53:57

shit about any of that stuff, but

53:59

you can help with see. It.

54:03

Is like a cottage industry for

54:06

people. To. Be mad at.

54:08

A hairy and make and like people

54:11

are making money off fuck lot of

54:13

money or have yes heating bills guy.

54:15

yeah it's somone warm in the internet

54:17

is. That's what it does with our business.

54:19

It's the same saying. It's like. A. People

54:22

are people can profit from.

54:25

Ah, the amount of controversy that

54:27

can be create areas extremely profitable.

54:29

Fifth, and and. Who. Also

54:31

one you do. When.

54:33

You make a statement that you're gonna may

54:35

be separate from this. Thing

54:38

that people hold such a true identity to.

54:40

It's like of sports fan when they're like

54:42

the guys leaving your team and he's like

54:44

with a fucking kill him when when. I

54:47

lived in Boston for nine years and

54:50

when Clemens went to the Yankees yeah,

54:52

that was like. Bless. You

54:54

watched. Sane. Rational

54:57

adults. Just losing

54:59

their shit like you. You know He's

55:01

personally said a redneck from Texas you

55:04

have to give a shit about boss

55:06

enough. and he's It's called free Market

55:08

capitalism. The thing you love. So Martin,

55:10

he's like how dare he he sees

55:13

betraying us. It is weird to own

55:15

a person, it's just a meme is

55:17

a representation of owning of someone. a

55:20

place for a thing. But it happens.

55:22

It. Even as like a comic when

55:24

someone's identity they're like now he was a New York

55:26

guy or he's a ba sing our to. It's almost

55:29

like. Like on Burrow

55:31

moved here. you know, like he still

55:33

is an east coast sky or whatever

55:35

you want to say. but like. He's

55:39

been an alley for. Fucking ever think

55:41

he's just as much of an L

55:43

A comedian as he isn't east coast

55:45

comedian because his rise i save the

55:47

day is out here. I disagree because

55:49

I think. I. Think

55:51

you? you know. Ah, Especially.

55:55

With Boston? maybe? Perhaps. The

55:58

most ah the the erm we're

56:00

region and where you brought up

56:02

can really inform your style, who

56:04

you are, your horse analogy and

56:07

that you carry that over com.

56:10

And I think Bills or example

56:12

attack you know he is still

56:14

Boston. but his. But he

56:16

has kind of been one of the

56:18

pillars of L A Comedy. In.

56:20

Terms of like. He's

56:23

one of our guys. I mean, in terms of

56:25

we don't have a ton of big names that

56:27

live here anymore that are. Still doing

56:29

the club's Ali was. Yeah.

56:32

Alley his alley less so will come to

56:35

the club because she's so busy. Like Bill

56:37

Bill I feel like I do still see

56:39

work out a little bit more cause she's

56:41

fuckin. Just soap is

56:43

Mncs disease she didn't see I

56:45

did these. And

56:48

I was. I

56:51

didn't get an Emmy I do I asked

56:53

me says I did four episodes. Could I

56:55

please have an Emmy? was a so good.

56:58

He i was very good was it yeah Iraq

57:00

being I'm very much not in it i'm only

57:02

and four episodes but I i do I will

57:04

say that's me under non asian guy he ethic

57:06

as the thanks for putting the the on the

57:08

and the second one and but it's funny because

57:10

it's such a big it was such you know

57:12

I don't know if you think how many times

57:14

you've expenses but when you read something and you're

57:16

like. Oh I wish ours.

57:19

This. I wish I was a big part of

57:21

the singer abolition because it's who was fucking rad

57:23

I'm reading and I was like all this is

57:25

fucking rad and I'm lucky to be in a

57:27

couple of and but that is. Yeah,

57:30

that's one of the things when I hate to say,

57:32

you know, but sometimes you though. I

57:34

think this is gonna be fucking them. It be

57:36

hard sometimes you know when. He.

57:39

Understood. That's more the thing you know when

57:41

you read it, you know. Oh, arrested like

57:43

a hundred. didn't Well, I

57:48

would say boo. As far as just

57:50

reading something, I saw the potential. but

57:52

when I was shooting the pilot, you

57:54

know I wasn't I. I didn't want

57:56

to for it. I just moved to

57:58

New York like that. Yeah,

58:00

year. Prior. Maybe

58:03

less and. Had no

58:05

interest in going back to L A

58:07

at all. and than the you know

58:09

this script comes in and I'm I

58:11

was like i'm not interested in there

58:13

like just read it's really funny and

58:15

and Bobs wife Naomi and my manager

58:17

both separately like ie I think it's

58:19

pretty good and. And

58:21

they wanted me to look at a two

58:24

different parts and the nice but I saw

58:26

the i read the Tobias things like oh

58:28

I know who that is I got this

58:30

and then I was I supposed to be

58:33

a recurring character that meet that's great issued

58:35

six episodes and go home most of the

58:37

you know for back fourth that's great and.

58:41

And then when I was shooting the pilot and

58:43

I think we all felt this. It.

58:47

You just woo In did the casting.

58:49

So fucking perfect in that. Show

58:52

and you're playing around with these

58:54

the in a most of whom

58:56

I'd never heard of before com

58:58

and then you're like this is

59:01

really good is is this is

59:03

funny. This. Is good. It's

59:05

it's the tone. I like the tone.

59:07

The Russo Brothers are great. They directed

59:10

the that pilot in the first season

59:12

and like this is just a fucking

59:14

treat your let me improvise and and

59:16

this is awesome. It's a fun role

59:19

so ah. I

59:21

may recall my girlfriend on hey

59:23

so. Good

59:26

news, Bad news. I think I got to

59:28

do the show. I think I gotta be

59:31

regular and think I gotta keep doing this

59:33

and them. So

59:35

that when I knew when we were

59:37

soon. the piles like this is really

59:39

good. A special I think. When

59:43

I read Station Eleven, which I'd never

59:45

read the book, I was like. Holy

59:47

shit this is and it turned out to be.

59:49

There was one of my favorite shows of the

59:51

of that year. That was. Fucking.

59:53

Great! Did you read a book after

59:55

the fact? I didn't I didn't gonna.

59:57

I should. Fuck bucks. I

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think that to be an imprint. yeah publishing

1:00:03

and for it looks like books although that

1:00:06

would have a different connotation. I guess for

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some people will we have two divisions? Oh

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okay. I wanted to com a books and

1:00:12

fuck box. Ah here. smart he had them.

1:00:14

Are you want to appease everybody in the

1:00:16

standings? Some how much longer do we have

1:00:18

to do that suits? two seconds. Okay, this

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is it. Okay is it. I. Have

1:00:22

no idea. Where. He. I.

1:00:24

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1:00:26

minutes left. No No No No no. Our

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fifty nine were and Not one. How about

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that Fourth, Highness? That's. A

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pro Who you are you are a pro.

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at an hour in this the in in

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the in the in the rhythm of doing

1:00:42

an hour and know and by a warm

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up your unlike when you do. A

1:00:46

set like a twelve minutes sat at a has

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to aquino you drop in with club in your

1:00:50

like. How that

1:00:53

was at? How much some did I do

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are you did twenty minutes asshole know shit

1:00:57

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1:00:59

if you guys said six ahead I'm of

1:01:01

armor. Norman's told me

1:01:03

that Seinfeld had said to him when he

1:01:06

first. Opened for him at the at

1:01:08

the beach and I think it was. The. Jury

1:01:10

was I kill do twelve or whatever. The

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number was fun for news I got. You.

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1:01:17

earns and jurors a good money mean. Rothys

1:01:20

and he's ago I did. would you know what

1:01:22

if it's in his I would you mean it's

1:01:24

what you do to twelve minutes was up in

1:01:26

as the number and he was like ah and

1:01:28

he was say said he was so panicked about

1:01:30

it well but like that is kind of a.

1:01:33

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1:01:35

thing as well as well, but. Oh. I

1:01:37

have no yeah but dubbing Seinfeld his jokes he

1:01:39

he doesn't change the word to the be it's

1:01:41

that yes down to like the the site the

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site is it scientific stuff and I tell them

1:01:45

I said that would may I would bail I

1:01:48

would make me so far out I have no

1:01:50

idea about twelve miss I have no fucking I

1:01:52

at orbits or be like an. Arm

1:01:54

and that's why was the okay i

1:01:56

gotta go to assess assess of from

1:01:58

for people at home. I want to

1:02:00

for his want to thank you for

1:02:03

coming on the show for people at

1:02:05

home please go watch the specials out

1:02:07

on eight hundred pound gorillas you tube

1:02:09

Yeah ah it's available right now. And.

1:02:12

When this is out of the the out. And

1:02:14

your discretion of pretty soon. Yeah yeah, the

1:02:16

worst that in the world. The worst anymore.

1:02:18

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1:02:21

I don't think it's true, my daughter

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back at us og argument with the,

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and she directed at me, Pete, your

1:02:28

daughter see, Cook created. In. Right

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he got a of are some credit to did some reading on

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to she get paid for this or know. I

1:02:34

mean you know I get up in the

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morning and maker fuck and breakfast walker to

1:02:39

school every morning so young will say payment

1:02:41

in full. Hard

1:02:43

to her daddy in the world. Right

1:02:47

now on you tube on a their power will but the

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link of the scripture bloke. Thank you for com and I

1:02:51

appreciate it. You can now Camera right there we we and

1:02:53

the show the same way. He. Say one

1:02:55

word or one phrase to and the

1:02:57

episode whenever you're ready. One word or

1:02:59

one phrase. Now that's what I call

1:03:01

a pancake. Any.