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separately not discuss it which other beforehand Let's

4:30

get into it. The show hosted by

4:33

fleece Johnson and

4:35

fleece Johnson is an interesting character

4:37

spent a lot of time in

4:39

prison decades in prison I

4:41

think his first stint started in 1979 And

4:46

he's he's out. He's a free man and

4:49

he's ready to tell the tales I'm gonna

4:51

start off with a clip from this and then we'll

4:53

dig into if you don't if you're not familiar with

4:55

who fleece Johnson is Will we'll

4:57

get you familiar very quickly, but this

5:00

is him Talking about

5:02

what it was like to be in

5:04

prison and for his entire adult life,

5:06

you know I mean they lock those

5:08

up doors in these penny tinctures and

5:12

create laws where a Man

5:15

can't touch a woman and a woman can't touch

5:17

a man In us

5:19

and give us all this time expect

5:21

us to come out Normal

5:26

it don't happen like it me we

5:29

go into these places like I

5:31

said, I'm nuts Then

5:33

when I know it's getting heavy We

5:35

want to do it, you know, we

5:37

want some but something man So this

5:39

guy's nuts are getting heavy in prison

5:41

and you got to do something. There's

5:44

no women around That's a

5:46

bummer. I mean, I guess you could jerk off

5:48

I guess but there's probably better

5:50

options than that. I would imagine So

5:54

the reason why fleece Johnson is is

5:56

well known is because there was a

5:58

special done by MSNBC Probably

6:00

in the 90s maybe early aughts.

6:03

I would imagine yes from I Couldn't

6:05

figure out what exactly when it was but it

6:08

was it was about that time a long time

6:10

ago because Felice Johnson looks

6:12

very different and he turned out to be quite

6:14

the character when they interviewed him For

6:16

the special about being in Kentucky State and

6:19

the show's called lockup an attempt We

6:22

met Felice Johnson a long

6:24

time in me who practices a very

6:26

different kind of homosexuality But

6:30

we have sexual desire right so

6:32

you got a bunch of man's

6:34

locked up and they need a different

6:36

kind of homosexuality I

6:39

don't know what the segue was coming from

6:41

like that's a good question. I mean

6:44

I feel like all There's

6:46

two kinds of homosexuality. There's a man on

6:49

man which involves fucking butts and then there's

6:51

there's woman on woman Which is also as

6:53

we know yep, it's ring. Yeah, so It's

6:58

like kind of

7:01

the type of homosexuality you'd expect yeah, it seems

7:03

like it but I don't know what's that have

7:05

described it for us The

7:08

most memorable story that fleece told

7:10

us was about the place and

7:12

importance that Booty

7:29

has in a maximum security

7:32

Penitentiary and he went on

7:34

about it and I

7:39

Was more important for a

7:42

man's butt Different

7:49

type of booty Yeah,

7:52

cuz I've heard a booty before I didn't know

7:54

was a man's butt now. I'm embarrassed that I

7:56

was interested in it I'm

8:00

sure it was more booty

8:03

having some booty Was

8:08

more important than drinking water Probably

8:13

not How

8:17

we used to satisfy social desires Especially

8:21

during the 1970s and 80s when

8:23

he was most active in prison

8:25

security was more lax when

8:28

I see one I And

8:31

it looks good to me when

8:33

I go Sam I say you coming As

8:37

I'm tell you what? Now

8:41

I like you no want you And

8:46

we can do is the easy way of the

8:48

hallway. Oh, that's terrifying That

8:51

is terrifying And

8:54

it was always yes, yes, all

8:56

right hard way sounds hard Can

9:02

we do it the soft way And

9:05

also had a warning for the new generation

9:07

of inmates. They might be asking

9:09

for trouble from old timers Oh, they got

9:12

this thing what he said big pants Pass

9:15

the book It's a stay

9:17

on a college some sort of gangster stay.

9:19

You know this section to us right? See

9:23

what they were preparing for this right? So you

9:26

say your pants in her man somebody be

9:28

up in your butt This

9:33

game Cosby should have gotten together To

9:35

talk about this it would have been a more effective

9:37

message I think that just Bill Cosby telling people to

9:39

pull their pants up. Yeah, so this

9:42

guy is known as the booty

9:45

Warrior fleece Johnson and as a lot

9:47

of people who are watching and listening

9:49

probably already know from

9:52

that appearance on MSNBC he became a character

9:54

on the show the boondocks and quite

9:57

a colorful character in that

10:00

Here's a clip of the

10:02

two kids, I don't watch this show, I don't know their

10:04

names, but the two kids from the show are

10:07

part of like a scared straight program. Scared

10:10

stiff. Scared stiff, yes. So

10:13

they're seeing the inmates, the inmates are talking

10:15

about what it's like to be in

10:17

prison. When you go to prison, the most important

10:19

thing in your life is going to be booty.

10:21

Yeah, I better listen to it. A man's butt,

10:24

booty, getting some booty, it's more important than

10:26

eating food. It's more important than drinking water.

10:28

If I see a man I like, I

10:31

tell him like this here, I

10:33

like you and I want you. Now

10:36

we can do this the easy way, or we

10:38

can do it the hard way. The choice is

10:40

yours. What's it gonna

10:42

be? I asked

10:44

you a question, Tom. I

10:47

don't want to answer. Excuse me, I didn't

10:49

hear you, Tom. I said,

10:51

I don't want to answer, I don't want to,

10:54

I don't want to do this anymore. It's not like to

10:56

me you wanted to hide. Here it go. Aah!

11:00

Aah! Aah! Aah! Calm

11:02

down, calm down. Calm down. Now we taking over the

11:04

prison, so back up, back up, back up. Aah!

11:09

You got out my booty! Aah!

11:12

Aah! So anyway, fun character they created

11:15

that was based on a true person,

11:18

Fleece Johnson. And so

11:21

this is how we've come to know this man, and

11:23

now he's being interviewed on this show. And Tab, you

11:25

checked out a couple of different episodes, and

11:27

I think that you're fighting this person quite

11:29

fascinating. Yeah, I went down a rabbit hole

11:31

in this guy, like reading about the boondock

11:34

stuff. I

11:38

want to watch more of his videos, because

11:40

he just like talks about stuff

11:43

in such a weird way for being a 60-year-old

11:45

man who spent 45 years behind in

11:47

prison bars fucking other men in the ass. Yeah.

11:50

So the episode that I picked, it came out like

11:52

a day ago, two days ago now. And

11:55

he, I mean, this is a gay man,

11:57

right? He's, he does claim that

11:59

he's gay. But then at the same time

12:01

he talks about how it's ungodly and God

12:03

doesn't want that. Yeah, so now I watched

12:09

That I pulled clips from he goes

12:11

into a whole thing about what's like

12:13

about gayness and it was it was

12:15

fascinating You've got

12:18

my clip biblical gayness. This is the way he kind

12:20

of starts out laying out where

12:23

Gayness started I guess

12:25

okay back way back in the

12:27

biblical days There

12:29

was a situation where they cities

12:34

whole city Cities

12:38

like New York Chicago,

12:41

California Oh It's

12:55

like he has he has the tenuous

12:57

grasp of like what the biblical stories

12:59

are but then he also only

13:02

kind of understands the modern world so New

13:05

York and Chicago back in biblical

13:07

times like literally fucking exists Well

13:10

better example would have been San Francisco if he

13:12

wants to talk about gay things like no those

13:15

exist today, too But it's not just biblical times

13:18

So he goes on to talk about you know that

13:21

God removed those from the earth, but then then

13:25

They came back and I

13:27

think that's my clip source of gayness. Okay.

13:29

I like the idea that guys just like

13:32

gay city over your guys you got everyone's got

13:35

to go Hold on hold on Actually

13:38

for he gives you a warning about being in these

13:40

cities It

13:42

what is I think it's make you

13:44

gay isn't this the clip. Okay

13:48

If you was a man and you walked through

13:50

this city They was gonna

13:52

chase you down and make you gay So

13:56

that's what he was doing in prison right?

13:58

This is chasing people down in I'm gay

14:00

correct so now he's railing against it. It's

14:02

very interesting because I didn't think you could

14:04

make people gay I always

14:06

thought that that was one of those things that like people who

14:08

are Anti-gay or like oh they're

14:10

gonna make us gay It's like you can't do

14:13

that people are either gay or they're not good

14:15

but this guy tends to think that like prison

14:18

Either makes you gay or that

14:20

just like everyone who goes to prison is gay Yeah,

14:23

it's it's crazy. I think he says I might have

14:25

a clip out here somewhere at some point He says

14:27

like 80 to 90 percent of the people in prison

14:29

are gay Well,

14:32

they just don't fight back I think is really what

14:34

the The staff is but

14:36

I think the episode you watched

14:38

he talks about like whining and dining Person

14:41

in prison to convince them to did you pull any

14:43

of that? I sure did you want to hear some

14:45

of that? Yeah, that was that was crazy shit. Yeah,

14:47

because you know as you heard in that clip He's

14:50

just like we can do this the hard way or

14:52

the easy way he has his way He's gonna get

14:54

it done, but then apparently there's also a little thing

14:56

called romance After

15:00

a while They

15:04

they actually romance

15:06

people out of their but When

15:13

it Dan Got somebody hold

15:15

on. Hold on. How do you win

15:17

and dance somebody in prison? Great

15:20

question. That is an excellent question. I appreciate

15:22

that follow-up question right there so he goes

15:24

on to explain like you'll go and wash

15:26

their food dish for them or You'll

15:29

get them things and then they have like a

15:32

billiard tall and you'll let them beat you at

15:34

pool and shit like that yeah,

15:36

actually he goes on to talk about like these

15:38

relationships develop over time and then you're on the

15:40

basketball court and Maybe you're

15:42

playing pretty close defense You

15:48

playing basketball together and

15:50

you Said

15:54

damn you got a hell of a

15:57

jump shot. Can I tell you? But

16:00

you got to make him think he's

16:02

a superstar and all this shit. And

16:05

you play like LeBron. All that.

16:07

And, uh, how the fuck is he

16:09

going to be? So next thing you know, I

16:12

have TV in there. Oh, I do. You got

16:14

your own around. Hey, look, that was a hell

16:16

of a game. And

16:18

you walk around and get in use of that

16:20

now. So he's talking about how he just like has these little gestures

16:23

and over time, the guys are more and more comfortable to the point.

16:28

Where now he's taking potato chips and feeding the guy.

16:31

This is before the gay sex happens. This is all

16:33

part of the courtship that's going on. Hey,

16:36

can I, uh, can I fuck you in the ass? Well,

16:38

you did feed me a few lays. So I really

16:40

do like a sour cream and onion. So

16:43

yes, you know, you really got you

16:45

walk on the loop. You got

16:47

his favorite chips in this thing. You

16:50

got the all around his neck. You

16:53

put a chip like that and then feed it in,

16:55

feed it in. Feed some in his mouth and

16:57

he takes it. Shut up, please.

17:00

Shut up, put it in his mouth. I

17:05

want this guy to get the

17:07

fuck out of here. That's not happening. I've been taking broads to

17:09

steak houses like a sucker. Yeah.

17:13

Just take him, play him basketball and then get a hell

17:15

of a shot. You just tell him, do you want this

17:17

the easy way? That

17:20

might also work. I

17:22

got one more clip in this series because

17:25

then it gets into once the gay sex starts,

17:27

uh, there's some dirty talk

17:29

that's unique. I

17:32

would say, you know, we've all, you know, had

17:34

the dirty talk while we're with our partner,

17:36

but I don't think it ever goes like

17:38

this. And he said, Hey, I

17:41

want you to repeat after me. I

17:44

feel it. Say it, baby. He

17:48

said, I feel it. I was saying more

17:50

feeling it. Oh, I feel

17:52

it. Come on, baby. Oh,

17:56

I feel it. Come on, man. You still

17:58

got a little bit too much. into

18:00

it. You're not watching the video.

18:02

He's getting really into it. He's

18:04

thinking some thoughts. Now repeat after

18:06

me. I feel it. Oh,

18:10

I feel it. Oh yes. What I'm talking

18:12

about baby. I know you feel it and

18:14

tell me what do you feel? You

18:18

know, you're making him say it. I

18:20

feel you in me. Uh-uh.

18:23

What do you feel in you? You're

18:26

big, you know, cock.

18:29

He seemed a little shy about that.

18:31

Yeah. He's like, ah, I don't want

18:33

to get too crass here, but it's

18:36

my cock that's in the guy's ass. In

18:38

case you're not following the story.

18:41

Oh, this guy also claims to

18:43

be so well respected and

18:45

he's got a crazy story that I'll get to in a little

18:47

bit. I want to sell like him first, but

18:50

he says he was so well respected. So here he

18:52

is banging all the guys. He's got all the boyfriends

18:55

and claims that there's

18:57

nothing he could do that would lose people's respect.

19:00

Uh, I can, I can kneel down and eat

19:02

a pile of duty and

19:04

still get respect. Would you? Why

19:07

would you come

19:09

up with that example? I don't think I have a

19:11

drop for that. Eat a

19:13

pile of duty drop. I do now. Oh, that's

19:17

fucking gross. It's not great. It's not great.

19:19

All right, Ted, where are we going? Nice

19:21

buddy. Uh, so speaking of his

19:23

like weird, he has like a weird narcissist,

19:27

uh, lean a little bit. Uh,

19:29

so my clip king of Louisville, he's so the

19:31

episode I watched there, there was a shooting at

19:33

a club that's kind of near near them, I

19:35

guess. And he's going on and

19:38

on about how he knows everything

19:40

that's going on. He knows all the people involved

19:42

and, and trying to, trying to like give advice

19:44

to the, to the people. But then he's talks

19:46

about it. He's goes into that. He's kind of

19:48

out of the gangster game. But if he wanted

19:50

to be, he's 60 years old,

19:52

he spent the entire of his entirety of

19:54

his life behind prison bars. But if he

19:56

wanted to, he could be running the city.

19:59

Uh, king of Louisville. I believe that. I'm out here

20:01

in the streets. Drinking

20:04

my candy trash. I'm out here making it. At

20:08

any time, let me tell you, y'all people

20:10

heard this in law. At

20:15

any time, any time,

20:18

right now, if

20:21

I wanted to take the streets a little

20:23

over, there's nothing in the lower that can

20:25

stop me but the police department. They

20:28

would have to be consolidated with the

20:30

FBI and a whole lot of other

20:33

agencies that shut me down. Streetwise

20:36

ain't nobody in the street. The law

20:38

can stop me. If

20:40

I wanted to take the law over, I could

20:42

take the law over, but I'm not on it.

20:45

The gangster stuff, after

20:49

40 years in prison, I'm

20:51

done. Yeah, smart. Yeah. That's

20:54

not a good idea. That's probably a wise choice. Yeah, like say I had

20:56

to cry for a little bit. I

20:58

got some good news for him though. If he's worried

21:00

about the FBI, they are very busy right now with

21:03

a puppet and a Jewish

21:05

comedian who used to be on Howard Stern. We

21:08

have at it. Like

21:12

he said, he's out of the gangster business. He's

21:15

60 years old. This guy is definitely a boomer. I

21:18

was so happy when he gave

21:21

us the greatest boomer quote on

21:23

gayness. What's up Adam and Eve? I

21:25

think we all know where this is going. He

21:28

created a man for a woman, Adam and

21:30

Eve, not Adam and Steve.

21:36

The devil stepped in. He

21:38

wants to take your butts.

21:41

It may come Steve. It's

21:44

Adam and Steve instead of Adam and

21:47

Eve. Yeah, we

21:49

got it. We

21:51

got it. Holy shit, this

21:53

is very anti-pride, I have to tell you.

21:57

That was what was so surprising me about this

21:59

episode. I was like, you

22:02

are a gay man though. I think

22:04

in your episode he talks, he says that he had over

22:06

60 sexual relationships

22:08

with men in prison. How many men

22:10

did you have in her? Men,

22:17

I'm off count. Yeah.

22:20

How about that? No, seriously. You

22:24

can say more than one, two,

22:26

three, four, five. Yeah,

22:30

more than that, more than 890, yeah more.

22:35

1520, try a little more. 3040,

22:38

more. Does

22:41

he get paid by the word? In my 40 year

22:43

experience, yeah, I said about 60. But

22:46

you know. I lost track. About 60. About

22:49

60. Yeah, easy. You

22:52

know who didn't lose count? The

22:55

state of Kentucky who charged him with 147 counts

22:59

of, across his term

23:01

in prison, of sexual misconduct with

23:03

other prisoners, and also

23:06

guards. Oh damn. I

23:08

was getting in guards but. Guards were getting it out

23:10

of the act too. Yeah, not

23:13

I think willfully but. Well I was gonna say,

23:15

that's probably the hard way, I would imagine. But

23:17

no, according to him, they

23:19

were all excited about it, everyone was gay. I

23:22

mean you got nothing but, I mean you ain't a place

23:24

where 80, 90% of them is gay. Gay

23:28

sex was big in prison when I went

23:30

in. And it was

23:33

big, everybody was getting into

23:35

it. Sounds like a blast. Well

23:37

yeah, for this guy. I mean

23:39

I've heard Gay Cruz didn't go this well.

23:42

You know, this guy's having a blast. The

23:44

people with the big horns and the big

23:46

chest way out here. With

23:49

the birds and mustaches, they had

23:51

to beat your headlocks. Gay.

23:57

I was kind of gay myself. I

24:00

don't think so. I think it's cool Rastafari

24:04

is a rule in my book. I would never call

24:06

any of them gay To have

24:08

one more clip and then let me know where you want

24:10

to go But I just want to play this because now

24:12

that he's a free man. It must

24:15

be tough It's a lot more difficult

24:17

to have gay sex than it was when

24:19

he was in prison surrounded by nothing but men especially

24:21

gay sex with straight men and He

24:24

was in Walmart recently. Oh, I'm

24:26

glad I love this. I got one

24:28

big question when we're done. This is

24:31

crazy Check myself out

24:33

of there. I was at Walmart In

24:36

uh, you know, it's I

24:39

heard something hit the floor, you know in

24:41

the store people drop items on the floor

24:44

sometimes they most I

24:50

Seen his man Being

24:52

old and pick them up

24:54

off the ground and pants went down when

24:57

he bent over and you see about that

24:59

much of his Crack, okay, it's talk slower.

25:01

I kind of looked away

25:05

but When

25:08

I looked down I

25:11

was hard me I

25:18

didn't like booty me I

25:24

Look down to figure out Turned

25:33

around what the guy's

25:36

a storyteller. All right, you guys are some understand

25:38

now I have to tell you after

25:40

hearing that story next time I drop

25:42

an item at a store. I'm not buying that

25:44

item No Keep

25:49

moving. Holy shit. Can you imagine? Being

25:52

this guy who bent over showed a little

25:54

bit of his plumbers crack not knowing the

25:56

guy behind you fucked 60 guys last

26:00

five decades. It's

26:02

terrifying. That's like one of those moments that

26:05

you never learn about how you almost

26:07

died. I almost died like took two

26:09

steps out and then you know the

26:11

train passed behind me and yeah that

26:13

guy almost got anally raped. He almost

26:15

did. What

26:18

can't you do at Walmart? But you know here's

26:20

my question why wouldn't you

26:22

want to go back to prison? Well right that's

26:25

like his best life. Yeah he's painted such a

26:27

party. He talks about these gay cities. Yeah that's

26:29

the gay city of all. That's the gay city

26:31

there is. It's gay city Kentucky that's for sure.

26:33

Yeah well

26:36

so I've got a clip for I

26:40

want to go back and watch more

26:42

of his stuff because I'm really curious

26:44

how he has transitioned from being like

26:46

a huge homosexual

26:48

in prison to now railing against homosexuality

26:51

in a way and the stuff that's

26:53

most recent but source

26:56

of gayness he tells us where where

26:58

gayness comes from which is you know

27:00

educational. Now I'm gonna explain

27:02

this to you. Gay

27:07

people the devil has

27:10

been attacking them since they was babies

27:12

man. He tried to turn them out

27:14

as babies. So that explains

27:16

why that Satan is gay in South Park. This is

27:18

making a lot of sense I always thought that was

27:20

just a silly thing they were doing. No that

27:22

really is. They did the science and

27:25

figured out where the gayness is coming

27:27

from. I

27:30

guess maybe he found religion late in prison. This is

27:33

what I want to find out more of the story.

27:35

He's got this book he's written a book which is

27:38

astonishing because I'm honestly shocked the guy

27:40

can fucking read. Well I doubt he

27:42

wrote it. Probably

27:44

had something he probably just dictated

27:46

to someone. Yeah he

27:49

also has some narrow minded views

27:51

on trans people. My clip on

27:53

trans yeah it's gonna be shot.

27:55

Come on that can't be true.

27:57

I'm not buying it. of deception,

28:00

that's what the devil do. The

28:02

devil got means thinking they ladies now.

28:06

I mean, you got means to get, to

28:09

look at that body every day when

28:12

they got a pee, pull that thing out

28:14

and pee. As

28:17

evidence that you a man. Yeah. A

28:20

fine and disputed evidence. But

28:22

the devil got it in their mind, talk

28:25

it. Talk it between

28:27

your legs, pull your panties off, you a

28:29

woman, you a woman and a man's body

28:31

that's crap. Don't just talk it between your

28:33

legs, put it up your butt crack. Like

28:35

how it does. Suck the balls

28:37

in and put it up your butt crack. Don't

28:39

do this halfway bullshit. Lucky to

28:41

have a, Recept, what are

28:44

they, testicles? Oh yeah.

28:46

Receptive? I can't remember

28:48

what the word is. Retract-o-matic. Retractive, yeah. Thank

28:51

you. Retractable. Receptive. Yeah,

28:54

it is, he is right about that though.

28:56

If you pull out your penis when you

28:58

go to pee, chances

29:00

are you're a dude. That is a dream

29:02

of a- I haven't seen a lot of

29:04

girls do that. You

29:07

know what I mean? So, all right. Let's

29:09

make it some points. So,

29:12

I also, I

29:15

brought in video clips. I don't normally bring in video clips,

29:17

but I brought in video clips because I thought it was

29:19

very important to see that these, the

29:21

series is just, it's him

29:23

against a background. In the

29:25

more recent ones, he has this hustler spirit banner

29:27

up to advertise their book and their channel and

29:29

all this, but in like, in yours, which was

29:32

just a couple months ago, and even before that,

29:34

there's just like a blank wall behind them. Right.

29:37

And then he has the guy interviewing him, but

29:39

not really asking questions, just kind of letting

29:41

him ramble on. And then every soft, he'll be

29:43

like, oh, what about this thing? Who's,

29:46

I guess, behind the camera and louder

29:48

than Fleese Johnson. So, their

29:51

production values are really, really

29:53

bizarre. This is a long clip. It's

29:56

not great. It's called Hollywood.

29:58

Okay. I didn't.

30:02

I guess they're sharing a space with a band

30:04

of some sort that starts. A

30:08

little of him talking about who runs

30:10

Hollywood. Oh no. Now

30:12

in Hollywood and modern days. We

30:16

got Hollywood where people are

30:18

made to stop. So.

30:23

How so names. The

30:27

damage real careful. It's like he kind of

30:29

fit. He's

30:33

just gonna push right through it. Control.

30:39

They control who will

30:41

be a star. Oh my God, this

30:43

is the same band that's next to our band. God

30:45

damn it. Why does this bed have

30:47

a space? That's everyone's shit. So

30:50

bad. I don't

30:53

care about how good your actions

30:55

are. If you're not willing to

30:57

go along with the game program.

31:01

Can I just say real quick and I'm sorry I'm

31:03

getting a little annoyed by hearing this in the background. But

31:06

if he talks to me about what prison was like in the

31:08

80s, I'm

31:10

listening. If he's telling me what Hollywood's up

31:12

to. I don't think he knows. I

31:15

don't think it's any experience at all. No, does that

31:17

fall in the middle of the day? I don't think

31:19

it's any experience. No, does that fall

31:21

under business talk like on the banner there?

31:23

I was going to point that out. The

31:25

underneath hustler spirit. It's urban

31:28

legends. Prison stories. Prison stories

31:30

and business talk. Everyone's

31:33

an entrepreneur at this. A

31:41

lot of them people up in

31:43

Hollywood. Then

31:46

we came to the

31:48

styles and celebrities. Half

31:51

whole name. Gave

31:53

up butt. Gave

31:56

up a head. Yeah,

32:04

we heard it here first. We know what

32:06

P Diddy's up to, buddy. Yes, correct. So,

32:10

so he goes on for a little bit longer

32:12

in this and the band he's if you're not

32:14

watching the video, he's leaning forward like they are

32:16

way they can obviously hear this band is bleeding

32:18

through a wall that must be like louder to

32:21

talk over it. Yeah. And fleece

32:23

doesn't bat an eye. I know. So this is

32:25

either happened before or he's like, finally a music

32:27

bed. Yeah. So

32:29

he finishes this and then it cuts and he's

32:32

now he's, he doesn't have his head on and

32:34

it's silent. So my guess is, oh, they, they

32:36

turned off because the band started playing and then

32:38

he starts talking about something else. I didn't pull

32:40

any clips from the last part of the show.

32:42

Cause I think he was talking about a radio

32:44

station in Louisville. It was not interesting, but he

32:47

gets about two minutes into that and they started

32:49

playing another fucking song. It's like, all right, it's

32:51

time to stop recording for the day, please. Right.

32:54

Or, or yell shut up or

32:56

something. I just need

32:58

them to acknowledge this is happening. That's

33:00

what's so frustrating about it. They acknowledge it in

33:02

the comments. In the comments, people are like, are

33:04

you kidding with this fucking noise? And

33:07

the it's all fleece isn't doing the comments.

33:09

It's all the other guy behind the, behind the

33:11

camera, a little Don or something. And he's

33:13

like, yeah, it's

33:15

embarrassing, but, uh, we felt the message

33:17

was too important. Like the message, the

33:20

message that they're giving up button Hollywood.

33:23

That's that is so important. You couldn't take it. Do

33:25

it. You were going to

33:27

forget that. What were we talking about

33:29

again? I don't know. All right. Fuck

33:31

it. It's lost. Oh, early

33:34

in the episode, a train horn went off for like

33:36

30 seconds and I thought that was funny, but then

33:38

I didn't go back and clip it after I heard

33:40

this band just start, just start fucking wailing away. All

33:42

right. So

33:44

he tells a story at the end of this episode

33:46

that I was checking out and it is nuts. It's

33:49

not a story about gay sex.

33:51

We'll change things up a little bit here on WATP.

33:54

I'm sure we'll get back to gay sex momentarily. We

33:56

always do, but, uh, starting

33:58

off. So. So this guard

34:02

yelled something at Fleece three

34:05

years prior to this incident. He called him a rat.

34:07

He called him a rat. And

34:09

it's the worst thing you can accuse

34:11

someone of in prison because snitches get

34:13

stitches. You can't be a rat

34:15

and Fleece is not a rat. And

34:18

so he was like, that's fucked up and he never forgot it.

34:20

And he explains that he was

34:22

up for parole. He was

34:24

actually going to get released from prison, but

34:27

he would rather get revenge on

34:29

this prison guard than

34:31

get out of prison.

34:33

I got it. I took a three

34:36

gallon bucket of

34:38

bleach, three

34:40

gallons, thick, thick, thick plastic bucket. Is

34:42

that the way you do it in

34:45

his face? Yeah. Okay. I

34:47

bought it for three hours and threw it in his face and here's

34:50

what that means. I'm

34:52

ready to die. People

34:54

telling me, hey man, go home. I

34:57

said, I'm going to get it and I got it. They

34:59

say they're going to kill you. I

35:02

tied my door with a sock. Well,

35:04

the door wasn't shut. I tied a

35:06

sock around the bars and the door

35:08

in a knot. So my door

35:11

ain't going to shut now. It just, it'll

35:13

just go like that. So

35:16

I got two knives on me. I'm

35:19

waiting. I tell myself, they're going to

35:21

kill me, but I'm going to take

35:23

a couple with me. I

35:26

was just sitting there calculating when

35:29

I swing where the aim is.

35:32

I ain't going to aim at the stomach

35:35

or the chest because they were them

35:37

vests and stuff when they ride for

35:39

you. But them bulletproof vests are protective

35:41

gear. Yeah, they got all the protective

35:44

gear with the hammock and stuff. I

35:46

said, I got to go for the throat. I don't know

35:48

why you need three gallons of bleach. I think a gallon

35:50

would do, but you chuck three gallons of bleach into the

35:52

guard's face. Boiling bleach.

35:54

He added other ingredients to it. It seems

35:56

quite acidic the way he described it. Then

36:00

he runs back into his room assuming

36:02

that they're gonna come in and murder

36:04

him for doing this, but

36:06

he's right He's armed. He's got his knives. He's like they're gonna

36:08

kill me I don't care I'm gonna take a couple of those

36:10

motherfuckers with me because this guy called me a rat But

36:13

they didn't actually send guys in together.

36:15

They sent dogs to go get him,

36:17

you know They

36:20

were fighting in the field and two bow went

36:22

up in a fight each other Yeah, I know

36:27

Now this guy can tell fucking story right The

36:30

impression of the two dogs fighting it

36:32

to go get him so apparently he's

36:34

got his mattress up and he's

36:36

trying to guard himself from these dogs and Then

36:39

and I was hoping it wouldn't go to this

36:42

He stabs the dogs and

36:44

this is where like at first I was

36:47

terrified of him I thought what

36:49

he was talking about how he's the booty

36:51

man and the booty warrior I'm like, this

36:53

is terrifying. But then it started getting fun

36:55

and silly where I'll have others romance involved

36:57

feeding chips to each other bleach Yeah, it's

37:00

cute. But then yeah, no, there's dogs being

37:02

sent to him and he's got knives

37:13

So I

37:17

got him real good That

37:19

one dad I think both

37:21

of them dad I know for

37:23

a fact one of them that within myself

37:27

He dad for real. Can I grab his

37:29

tail and drug him out? And

37:32

the girls are down at the other end of the

37:34

hall So I reach

37:36

down and grab his fur and

37:39

then grab down our bags, but Puppy

37:53

Jesus Christ, so he's losing points with me right

37:56

now as he's talking about cruelty to animals and

37:58

insulting the dog calling it a chihuahua Well,

38:00

that's not not cool dogs do not like that

38:02

dead at that point. So it's kind of a

38:04

moot point I'd say we have the other dog

38:06

can hear it. He's probably giggling like yeah, so

38:10

that's not cool And this is nuts cuz

38:12

now he's got the other dog and the other dog

38:14

is down You know God

38:22

Little puppy ain't bite no more. Thank

38:25

God didn't some teeth and I kicked

38:27

him in the mouth about five times

38:29

a doll Right Jesus. I mean do

38:31

not know about Michael Vick. This

38:33

is not what people want to hear It's

38:36

not a good story that's going on right now.

38:39

It's it's a it's a pretty awful story The

38:41

whole the whole thing is insane because like you

38:43

said he was he was up for parole They

38:46

were just trying to find him a halfway house

38:48

Yeah, like he was gonna be free and then

38:50

they added I don't know if you if he

38:52

said in a clip that you have later But

38:54

I think they added like 10 or 15 years

38:58

15 years to his sentence for this cuz he he went

39:00

before the judges putt guilty. They're like, oh really? He's like, oh,

39:02

yeah, I'll do it again, too The

39:06

guard needed like skin grafts he was in the hospital

39:08

for 18 months Yeah, so this

39:10

is what I wanted to say. I'm I was

39:12

gonna pull this clearly like why I do a

39:14

comedy show What am I doing? So he goes

39:16

out to explain that the guards face basically melted

39:18

off. He's like, yeah I watched his lip hit

39:20

the ground. I'm like, okay, that's horrific. This is

39:22

yeah awful And so after this

39:25

crazy story where I lost a little respect

39:28

For this guy if he was eating doo-doo, I'd

39:30

have even less respect for him Oh, apparently he

39:32

was throwing his shit at people to in prison.

39:34

Yeah, it's good. They mentioned something about a Duty

39:37

war a duty war. Yeah They

39:41

did elaborate out of like The duty

39:43

war this is this is exactly why I'm digging

39:45

into the rest of this guy's fucking psychotic ramblings

39:48

Please send me what you find cuz we'll revisit

39:50

it But this is

39:52

the guy who's interviewing a metric tells

39:54

the story goes. Well, this is fucking

39:56

nuts Like you're crazy that right? get

40:00

you some crazy help. So you know

40:02

you crazy. No, I know

40:04

I ain't. But I'm saying well

40:06

you don't think you crazy. No,

40:09

no, man. You yeah, you are crazy.

40:12

No way man. You fleece.

40:15

No way please. No, that's what I

40:17

call crazy. This is why I say

40:19

no way. I crazy

40:22

to me is somebody that

40:26

can't stop doing what they do. Like

40:30

that's crazy. Now

40:32

that's crazy. Like for instance, you was great.

40:34

Get out of prison. Well, I'm just saying

40:36

I'm out of prison right now. No, no,

40:38

no, no. I'm talking about I'm talking about

40:40

back then. Yeah. Yeah. He was crazy back

40:42

then is what you said. I didn't

40:46

see this crazy though. I

40:48

don't think crazy people

40:50

see. No, they do not

40:53

data versus most

40:57

crazy people would say they ain't

40:59

crazy. Correct. Right. Yeah. Sorry.

41:01

I'm glad we all came to the same conclusion there.

41:03

You know, you're crazy, right? No, I'm definitely not crazy.

41:05

But crazy people don't think they're crazy. That's true. That's

41:07

very true. All right. I guess you got me with

41:10

that math equation. Good

41:12

job. Tab, what else do you

41:15

want to hit before we move on? If

41:18

we're ready to wrap this up, I think I

41:20

think, you know, so it's

41:22

it's June 29. We got one

41:24

more day left in Pride Month, and then we can

41:26

go back to being homophobes like we have always been.

41:28

Correct. So I just I think I want to close

41:30

out Pride Month

41:32

with with fleeces message to the gays.

41:35

Oh, okay. It's

41:42

drummer socks. What

41:45

people don't like about gays is

41:50

not the fact that they

41:52

want to make everybody okay.

42:00

Yeah, by raping them in the ass in prison. That

42:02

is exactly what they're trying to do, Fleece. I

42:05

don't think a lot of gay people are trying to

42:07

make everyone else gay except for Kevin Spacey and Fleece

42:09

Johnson. I think the two people are trying to make

42:11

straight people gay. Can

42:14

we end on something that doesn't have a horrible

42:16

drum fill in the background tab? Are there any

42:18

other clips out here? So

42:22

he's talking about, he was talking about what

42:24

real gangsters are and whatnot. Then he

42:26

said something that I was like, I'm 100% on board with

42:29

this Fleece. You're absolutely right. Okay.

42:31

Describing the government. They don't understand what a

42:33

gangster is or what it is to be

42:35

a gangster. I'm going to tell you what

42:37

a gangster is. Your government. They

42:40

gangster. Making

42:43

everybody pay money on taxes, taxing

42:45

everybody on ditching that, this and

42:47

that, having the power

42:52

to put you where they want to put

42:54

you. To shakedown. Fuck yeah, Fleece. Time of

42:56

life. You're going to put

42:58

up prisons to do this. These are

43:00

gangsters, man. You're damn right. Fleece. I'm

43:03

fucking paying taxes. These gangsters. This is

43:05

bullshit. All right. Extortion. All right. Let's

43:07

not let you suck my dick. You're

43:09

making some points. God damn it. That's

43:13

awesome. Can I show you how

43:15

this episode I watched ended? This is literally how

43:17

the show just end. They just he's just like,

43:19

all right, I'm done. And then they, they turn

43:21

the, they turn the camera off. Yeah. It's like

43:23

this. You know, as long

43:26

as a doctor and I are saying he's

43:28

still crazy, he's never getting out. But they

43:30

never dealt with you the right way even

43:32

when you were the kid. So they never

43:34

caught on to that point. No. I

43:37

got to use the bathroom though. And

43:40

I'm out to come back. Okay.

43:43

That's it. That's it. All right.

43:45

They start much the same way too, where they're

43:47

like in the middle of a conversation and they're

43:49

just like, okay, now we're recording.

43:51

I mean, yeah, you could just stop the tape and

43:53

we'll wait for you to come back from the bathroom.

43:55

But apparently he was done telling stories

43:58

for that day, which is fine enough storytelling. For

44:00

one day I'm fine with that but most

44:02

of the videos are one take it's just

44:05

like they stay record they he

44:07

starts talking he talks for 30 minutes

44:10

to an hour and Then that's

44:12

it the video I watched there were two edits and I

44:15

was like what the hell is happening Oh,

44:17

they're starting to get slick huh? It's everyone yeah,

44:19

and I guess they I watched I watched his

44:21

like first one the first one after he got

44:23

a prison but the audio Was

44:26

so bad that I didn't want to

44:28

bring it in because it's a podcast and that would

44:30

be rude to the listeners Thank you. Welcome. Thank you

44:32

for doing that. I appreciate it I mean most of

44:34

the stuff can be fixed with AI these days You

44:36

probably take that entire band out of the audio mix

44:39

if you wanted to but that's alright Yeah, you know

44:41

isolate the drums send it to the drummer. Oh god.

44:43

Yeah That's

44:47

actually a pretty good idea so this

44:49

is a very interesting Show,

44:51

it's unique. I'd say the fleece Johnson

44:54

a unique individual Tab

44:56

as you learn more about it. I know you're gonna order the

44:58

book. I don't know. I almost ordered

45:00

the book Yeah, all right. Oh, you're gonna look

45:02

into this so please if you could give us

45:04

updates Well, I want to know what

45:07

he's up to in the future All

45:09

right. I don't know if this is cringe of the

45:11

week cuz it's not it's actually one of the funniest things

45:13

I've seen but scorch

45:15

had this comic on he's

45:17

kind of like a stutterer and he also

45:20

probably isn't very funny That's how

45:22

you get booked on scorches show if you're not talented So

45:25

scorches this guy on and scorches trying to fuck with

45:27

him He's on the couch with

45:29

scorching scorches co-host was what's her name? and

45:32

for some reason scorched thinks that he's gonna big-time

45:35

his guest and I like

45:37

the way that this came to an

45:40

end your best joke Are

45:42

you said that you're a story guy, you know, I'll

45:44

give you three minutes Give us a story in three

45:46

minutes a story joke in three So

45:49

my time is by the way, cuz I don't want any more

45:51

than time. No, I'm just giving you shit good So

45:54

the worst thing that has ever said to me was

45:56

I don't believe your daughter or

45:58

your children over started well

46:02

she didn't scorches staring at

46:04

his phone while he's

46:06

going through this she

46:08

actually helps me with my

46:10

conversations I'll be in conversation

46:13

struggling and I'm like

46:19

and she's like don't worry dad I

46:21

got you boo okay you know what that's enough we do

46:27

don't keep going he said of course does not

46:30

know how to bust balls at all he doesn't

46:32

have his phone so that's enough I'm just kidding

46:34

I'm just kidding keep going with that nonsense yeah

46:37

boom like what's up man and

46:39

I was like and I was

46:42

like kid go

46:46

fuck yourself scorched oh get over

46:48

here fuck yourself scorched no barely is

46:50

done oh my god there you go

46:53

there you go so there you have it Marshall loaded we're

46:55

gonna see if he's dead on the rocks tomorrow give it

46:58

up for Marshall scorched

47:00

he just found out how to handle that situation

47:02

all right great appearance again thanks Marshall thanks for

47:04

coming up here I love you

47:06

told me go fuck yourself scorched you're being disrespectful in

47:08

every single way interrupting him staring at

47:10

his phone not paying attention it's like I

47:13

don't need this yeah even if

47:15

scorched had talent there's no reason to do

47:17

any of that shit no it's so unprofessional

47:19

so unprofessional and he's a seasoned vet oh

47:22

yeah he's been doing radio a very a

47:24

lot of prick yep yeah he's

47:27

a prick all right yeah go fuck yourself scorched all right

47:29

so that's what scorched is up to you that was posted

47:31

in the Jim and Sam subreddit and a couple people

47:33

sent it to me so thank you guys when you see

47:35

stuff like this send it to me people send me something

47:37

like Carl I'm sure you've seen this I have it I'm

47:40

very busy so yeah send it to me I appreciate

47:42

that all right I

47:44

don't know if you guys saw this

47:47

but big news in the steel toe

47:49

Aaron Imholt world broke yesterday and

47:52

I believe Patrick Melton is the one

47:54

who broke this news I

48:02

wish you weren't a liar. So what happened is

48:05

there's court documents because as

48:07

we know, there was a

48:09

restraining order that Aaron Imholt's

48:11

ex took out because she

48:13

didn't want April driving the

48:16

children. So I don't know

48:18

if it was exactly a restraining order, but it was,

48:20

it was something that had to do with the court

48:22

and there's court documents around it where she's like, I

48:24

don't want April having my kids in

48:26

the car with her. I don't trust April to do that. And

48:29

a lot of details came out in this. Have

48:31

you heard about this at all? No, Mr. Chris,

48:34

tab, tab, what do you think about the

48:37

steel toe? Nick Riqueta drama. Your

48:39

friends with Nick. Yeah. It's

48:41

a, it's a lot of fucked up shit

48:43

and it's really unfortunate that children are involved.

48:46

Yes. It's, it's brutal. It's one thing to

48:48

laugh at someone like, you know, stuttering John,

48:50

who has already ruined his children's lives. It's

48:53

another, it's really hard to laugh at people when

48:55

they're actively ruining their children's lives. I

48:58

was on point devil point yesterday. I was

49:01

talking about this, but, uh, Melton had a

49:03

great poll on his show. Is John a

49:05

worse son or a worse father? Cause the

49:07

way he's treating his mom, when he's back

49:09

in New York and getting such an asshole,

49:12

it's really tough. I don't even know the

49:14

answer to that. Oh man. That

49:16

is a real Sophie's choice. And what's

49:18

weird was I voted on it and it

49:20

was like a landslide in favor

49:23

of bad son, I believe. Because

49:26

all the clips that are coming out right now was how

49:28

he's treating his mom. Right. So

49:30

it's fresh in the mind. I think I have

49:32

to go father because you know, you can't choose

49:34

to be a son, but you do choose to

49:36

be a father. Interesting. That's a good point. And

49:39

he wanted to have 10 kids. You said this

49:41

many times, as long as you have to

49:43

do, have to do shit, have as many kids as he wants.

49:46

But you have to say some of

49:48

the kids turned out pretty well. I

49:50

know I'm not shitting on his kids, but I don't want to,

49:53

I don't want to attack his kids. I

49:55

want to attack my mom. I think his kids are great. I'd call

49:57

him his shitty dad. Alright, so.

49:59

Check this out. This is very interesting

50:01

because Aaron Imholt, I always thought was

50:03

kind of harmless. I never realized

50:06

why he was getting as much hate as he was

50:08

getting, although I'm getting it now. Now I'm understanding it.

50:10

And it turns out that he is a giant

50:13

piece of shit. In

50:15

May, August of 2022 at Charlotte

50:18

Stands Recital, April confided in me. She

50:21

was being abused by Aaron. April

50:24

told me that Aaron was headbutting

50:26

her and squeezing

50:28

her until she

50:31

couldn't breathe. This

50:33

is un-fucking-real. April

50:37

looks like a really cool

50:39

bird today. A bluebird that

50:41

can't breathe. This is domestic

50:44

abuse. This

50:48

is domestic abuse written

50:51

in a court document. This cannot be a

50:53

lie. April

50:57

told Ashley LaRue that

50:59

Aaron was choking her

51:01

until she couldn't breathe

51:05

and headbutting her. Yeah, that's

51:08

nuts. I mean, we've got to, I mean, let's

51:10

see him wiggle out of this. And

51:13

by the way, I need the shows

51:15

from April or from May, August of

51:18

2022. And

51:20

again, I already said it, but

51:22

headbutting a woman is insane. Headbutting

51:24

a guy is insane. Headbutting is

51:27

nuts. That's a weird one. That's

51:29

wild to do to another human.

51:32

April told me Aaron was

51:35

headbutting her and

51:37

squeezing her until she couldn't breathe. Yeah,

51:39

I wonder why she wanted to go

51:41

fuck Nick Riqueta so badly. I wonder

51:43

why she wanted to get out of that house and

51:45

spend every minute she could with the Riquetas.

51:49

Oh, this guy beats me. This guy gives me

51:51

coke and makes me cum. I

51:53

think I want to hang out with the latter on

51:55

that one. That's what she said. April

51:59

also told me that... Aaron told her

52:01

to crawl back to the hole that

52:03

is Litchfield. Jesus.

52:06

I was scared for April and I cried with

52:08

her. I wasn't able to sleep. April

52:10

and I also sent in closed text

52:12

messages regarding the abuse and

52:15

we have the text. Oh boy. This

52:17

is not good for Aaron. This

52:20

is all coming out. And the reason why

52:22

this is why I don't text anybody

52:24

smart. Yeah. Smart. I

52:26

was trying to get tabbed a mean mouth. And I

52:29

could, I'm like, dude, can you believe what a prick

52:31

dick match it is? And then

52:33

I called Carl and I was like, yeah,

52:35

fuck that guy. Yeah, but you're

52:38

not, I'm in a one party state, so he's

52:40

not able to record it. The

52:42

reason why this is so bad for

52:44

Aaron. Well, there's a number

52:47

of reasons for this. Obviously

52:49

is that Aaron, once he found

52:51

out that April told his ex wife about

52:54

this, put a wedge

52:56

in between them and made sure

52:58

they hated each other. So he

53:00

went out of his way to mean mouth each

53:02

one to each other one so that they didn't

53:04

like each other anymore. Cause he didn't want those

53:06

two colluding about what a

53:09

piece of shit he is. Yeah. That's

53:11

the move. If you're a piece of shit, correct.

53:13

And so that's why all of this is

53:15

happening now where it's just like April was

53:17

being such a bitch and saying so much

53:20

shit about Ashley. And there's a

53:22

lot of examples. I won't play the whole thing, but go

53:24

check out Melton show from yesterday. He breaks

53:26

it all down where there's a

53:28

lot of slanderous things being said, the famitory

53:30

things being said on the steel toe show

53:32

about the acts. And now

53:34

we find out it all comes down to this

53:36

was happening because Aaron decided he didn't want April

53:39

and Ashley to be friends. What

53:42

a piece of shit. And if that's not

53:44

enough of a parallel to stuttering John, how

53:47

about this? Now you might think that this

53:49

is petty compared to what I just played

53:51

you, but I think this is also important.

53:53

Well, how come when people start their show

53:55

and Aaron goes out about his professional, he

53:57

does a professional show. How can no one

53:59

ever have the fucking camera position? correctly when

54:01

they start their goddamn show! Oh

54:04

my god, the fuck... anybody

54:06

else see that the camera got fucked up? Oh

54:10

no. Don't you look at yourself before you hit the button? Yes!

54:12

We all do! We all look at... I even

54:14

do a thing where I bring in my guests

54:16

before the show starts, I chat

54:19

with them, I make sure their levels are correct. What

54:21

the fuck with this guy? I

54:23

was doing some stuff in the studio yesterday and

54:26

one of the monitors, one of the TVs, fell

54:29

backwards into where the

54:31

camera's standing and I... I

54:34

think it fucked shit up. I think... Cool

54:36

story bro. Yeah,

54:38

that's too far that way. Can I

54:41

point out that it looks fine? It's fine. He's not

54:43

perfectly centered, but whatever. I've seen a lot of shows

54:45

that look like this. This is

54:47

really fucking dumb. Yeah, I'd rather look at

54:49

the pillow guy than him. Look at that

54:51

hair. That is a weird hairline, right? I

54:53

don't know what points it out. But

54:56

that is odd. If it was blonde, he'd

54:58

be butters in the human... Yeah, they're right!

55:00

It's a butters' hairdo! Hold on,

55:02

I gotta step in and defend my guy here.

55:04

He just has an Irish hairline. Is that what

55:06

that is? That's what it is. We all

55:08

have this stupid thing where it slides forward

55:11

in the front and comes back on

55:13

the sides. Maybe he needs to learn how to style it better than

55:15

that because it doesn't look bad on you for some reason. For

55:18

him, he's got those spider legs coming off the

55:20

splat. He's letting it be too short so it

55:22

looks stupid, but... Yeah. Wow.

55:26

This is the whole thing. I

55:28

don't know if that was smart. That

55:31

might have been really stupid. No. Okay.

55:33

That worked out all right. Jesus. So

55:36

the show starts off. He's commenting about the shirt that

55:38

he's wearing for some reason. He

55:41

thinks everything he says is interesting and it's just not. Most

55:44

of it is not interesting at all. So

55:46

the only thing that is interesting is when he's talking

55:48

about Nick Riqueta, obviously. That's why people are tuning into

55:50

his show now. And he's been

55:52

going on and on. I don't know how much

55:54

I've played on this show, but I know that

55:56

Melton and other shows have documented this very well.

55:59

Where he's just like, I'm the only one. the

56:01

only one who's coming clean and fessed up by

56:03

what we were doing. Why would anyone else admit

56:05

that we were all doing drugs and there's children

56:07

around and we weren't taking care of ourselves, we

56:09

weren't taking care of the children. I'm the only

56:12

one who's admitting that. What's wrong with these people?

56:14

Why won't Nick McCain admit this stuff? He's been

56:16

railing about this ever since all this came out.

56:19

And then- Nick probably won't admit it

56:21

because he has pending legal issues. And if

56:23

he says anything on the fucking internet about

56:25

it, they'll take it and put it up

56:27

in court. You fucking moron. No shit. And

56:30

this is what everyone's been telling him all along. It's

56:32

just like, why wouldn't Nick comment on this case? He

56:34

can't comment on this case. He's an attorney, he knows

56:36

better. If he has an

56:38

attorney, they'd be telling him the same thing.

56:40

So I don't know if Aaron finally turned

56:43

on, nobody likes onions and watched him a couple

56:45

of minutes or something, because now all

56:47

of a sudden, Aaron's figured it out. I'm going

56:49

to defend Nick a little bit today because a

56:52

lot of people are going after him real

56:54

hard about the

56:57

way he talks about me. What

56:59

do you want him to do? People

57:01

were sending me clips. They're like,

57:03

oh, Nick's insinuating that you're a

57:06

liar. Well, if Nick's

57:08

defense is that he never did drugs and

57:11

this is all bullshit, what do you want him to

57:13

call me? What's he

57:15

supposed to call me? What's

57:18

he supposed to do? Say, oh yeah, everything Aaron

57:20

said is true. He did all the drugs he

57:23

said he did. He did all the

57:25

things he said he did. He brought his kids here. He

57:29

made SpaghettiOs, he did all this, he did all that.

57:31

We slept forward to a bed for months. Yeah,

57:35

it's all true. Doesn't sound comfortable. First of

57:37

all, the sleeping forward to a bed, like

57:39

the life swapping, all that stuff, that's not

57:42

illegal, but it's humiliating, it's embarrassing. Now

57:44

it is. The fact is, guys, he and I are

57:46

in two different positions. I have nothing to lose. Right?

57:50

Wrong. He's

57:52

so wrong about that. So now he just says

57:54

all the obvious shit everyone's been saying all along,

57:56

just like, keep writing me. They're just like, yeah,

57:58

why is it? telling the truth. I have to

58:00

tell them, guys, he can't in his positions. Like

58:03

you're the one telling them that he should be

58:05

telling the truth. Idiot. That's why your viewers are

58:07

telling you that back to you. And I was

58:09

calling the medias for it, but also he says

58:11

he has nothing to lose. So we just saw

58:14

that he's got an issue with his ex wife and

58:17

he's got joint custody of the children. And

58:19

he admitted that he brought the kids over

58:21

to a drug dad and they were around

58:23

drugs a lot and they weren't being cared

58:25

for very well. Like I

58:27

think you have something to lose here. Maybe

58:30

he doesn't want custody. Right. But then he

58:32

explains that he pays what?

58:34

$800 a month for child support. He

58:36

had to pay more if

58:39

we didn't have custody. Oh yeah.

58:41

See that's the thing with kids. They just don't

58:43

just go away. Yeah. So there are always a

58:45

nuisance one way or another. He'll be making more

58:47

goals after that. Right. Then the goal fucking increase

58:49

and douche the devil verse says when you first

58:51

had this guy out as a guest, I couldn't

58:53

figure out why. What the fuck girl? I fucked

58:55

up. I didn't realize I didn't know. I

58:58

didn't know. Yeah. The part that I think everyone

59:00

was annoyed with Aaron was the,

59:02

uh, the telethon aspect of his

59:04

show and, uh, another

59:06

German gold disallowed motherfucker. All

59:09

right. Speaking of goals, I

59:12

want to bring up this comment. First the

59:14

voice. Now it turns out he beat up

59:16

his woman. This guy really does want to

59:18

be cute. Kumeya. That's a good singer. That's

59:20

a good singer. That's pretty good. All right.

59:24

Uh, Aaron of course is always telling

59:26

the truth. Guys, what's he supposed to do?

59:28

If he admits, if he says, Oh, Aaron's

59:30

telling the truth, then he might

59:32

as well take a plea deal and plead guilty

59:34

right now. He's clearly said he's not doing that.

59:36

He's going to fight the government and listen that

59:38

and blah, blah, blah. Yeah. One thing

59:40

I know for certain, and I don't know anything, I

59:42

have nothing to do with any of this shit that's

59:45

going on. One thing I know

59:47

for certain is that Nick Mercado will never ever

59:49

come out and say that Aaron Imholt was telling

59:51

the truth. I guarantee

59:53

fucking T you when this all settles and Nick

59:55

finally gets to have his say, he's going to

59:57

have a lot to say about it. about everything

1:00:00

that Aaron did and everything that Aaron has been

1:00:02

saying about him. I love

1:00:04

that Aaron's just like, no, what's six months to

1:00:06

do? Say that everything I'm saying is 100% accurate.

1:00:08

Like he's acting like that's the only other scenario.

1:00:12

Yeah. You know, either he lies and

1:00:14

it fucks up his court case or he says everything

1:00:16

I said was exactly correct. No, there's another thing too,

1:00:18

before he can actually tell his side of the story

1:00:21

and we can finally find out some

1:00:23

of the things you've been not that black and white. Right. All

1:00:25

right, so I am sending Nick

1:00:28

Riqueta all the clips of Fleece Johnson though, just

1:00:30

as a just in case kind of thing. Good idea.

1:00:33

Yeah. That'll scare him straight. Stiff,

1:00:35

a scarab stiff. All

1:00:38

right, let's get into the fucking, let's get

1:00:40

into the goal because this show, it's ponderous

1:00:43

what this guy does on the show.

1:00:45

He talks about his show. He talks

1:00:47

about his shirt. He talks about his

1:00:49

studio. He talks about give me money.

1:00:52

It's like, when does the show start? What

1:00:54

is the show? It's just nonstop. Like the

1:00:56

goal. Thank you, buddy. 305

1:01:00

is your number today. You know, my

1:01:02

phone didn't give me some Venmo updates

1:01:05

yesterday and we missed those and I'm

1:01:08

really sorry. I want to read those

1:01:10

now because we had

1:01:12

some really generous people. Well, don't be

1:01:14

prepared with that information ahead of time. God

1:01:16

forbid. And they didn't pop up until much,

1:01:19

much later in the day. Let

1:01:23

me see. Oh my God. Holy

1:01:25

shit. How hard is it to pop up in Venmo?

1:01:28

Couple of fucking transactions, my guy. It's another stuttering

1:01:31

John Parable. Now he gets to it a lot

1:01:33

quicker than John would, but still it's like, why

1:01:35

aren't you, this show just started. Yeah.

1:01:38

Why aren't you prepared with this information? Like I,

1:01:41

here we go. So I just, I

1:01:44

just opened up Venmo. So my friends

1:01:46

it's, it's loading. What have my

1:01:48

friends been spending money on? I don't know. I don't

1:01:50

give a shit. I paid my

1:01:52

rent earlier. Someone paid my sister for terrarium supplies.

1:01:54

Also, I think it's stupid. You can see all

1:01:56

this shit. Some

1:01:59

people paid for. some pretzels, I guess some food,

1:02:01

tea, pizza. I have a question about

1:02:03

Venmo. You know how fast that was for me

1:02:05

to just pop open Venmo and start looking at

1:02:07

this shit? What is he fucking scrolling through? I

1:02:09

have a question about Venmo. Why do they make

1:02:11

you put information into it? You

1:02:14

can't just get away with just going, here's a hundred

1:02:16

bucks, hit send. Yeah, nope, you have to fill this

1:02:18

part in. You have to put an emoji in there.

1:02:20

You have to put something cute in there. Why?

1:02:24

Give this shit. Then you got to see

1:02:26

all your friends' stupid purchases. That's why mine's

1:02:28

set to private. Why

1:02:30

am I seeing this information? It's

1:02:33

a way to exchange money, not a social network. But

1:02:35

that's what they want it to be, obviously. Yeah. Jeez,

1:02:38

I wonder who bought who lunch recently. Let's scroll through

1:02:40

and find, get that shit. All right,

1:02:42

let's get back to if he finally finds this

1:02:44

information. This tab, hang with me for just one

1:02:47

second. I think it's important that you thank the

1:02:49

people who support you. Emily,

1:02:51

Adam, and JJ. Great.

1:02:54

Thank you guys very much for throwing in

1:02:56

a grand total of about 45 bucks

1:02:59

there. So we're so that would mean.

1:03:02

Wow. So three minutes and

1:03:04

$11 each to find three days for

1:03:06

that. Yeah.

1:03:09

Wow. But it's very important because listen to

1:03:11

what happens now once he finds that information. We're 300

1:03:13

away from today's goal, not 305. Oh,

1:03:15

thank you guys. Appreciate

1:03:18

that. 300 and even

1:03:20

three hundo away from today's goal. Now,

1:03:22

whatever. I love the fact that he

1:03:24

thinks we care. Oh, it's three on that three or five. Now

1:03:26

it's 300. Okay, cool. I

1:03:28

was going to give him 250 now getting 225. Was

1:03:32

this a fucking telethon? What are you raising money

1:03:34

for? Every episode is a telethon

1:03:36

and he goes back to it over and over

1:03:38

again. It's a bizarre way

1:03:40

to run a show. I told when I went on his show,

1:03:42

he did an interview with me. I told

1:03:45

him, dude, what

1:03:47

are you trying to accomplish? He had his wife on

1:03:49

the show. He had all of his friends. He's trying

1:03:51

to pay all this payroll. I'm like, why don't you

1:03:53

start doing a show, build up an audience, start making

1:03:55

some money and then start bringing people in. You can't

1:03:57

start with this whole infrastructure in place that you constantly

1:03:59

need to be. raising money for. Yeah. And

1:04:02

then he does this other thing too. On Fridays, he

1:04:04

goes off of YouTube and he just goes on Rumble.

1:04:07

You know what's fun to do on Rumble

1:04:09

is say gamer words and also

1:04:11

play copyrighted material that YouTube would flag.

1:04:15

So he has this thing today where he's like, we're

1:04:17

going to be looking at the debate and we're

1:04:19

going to be talking about compound media. So

1:04:21

he asks the audience what they think

1:04:23

about this. Are you guys going to

1:04:25

be upset if we stay on

1:04:28

YouTube? Like

1:04:30

is that going to make you upset if

1:04:33

we don't do Rumble exclusive today? I'll tell

1:04:35

you why. Gino's

1:04:37

not here today and we'll talk about why in a

1:04:39

second and then we'll get to the debate stuff. And

1:04:42

number two, we're going to be talking mostly

1:04:44

debate and compound and stuff like that. I

1:04:47

don't really see us using a lot of Rumble words

1:04:49

today. So this is

1:04:52

so dumb. It'd be like a grade school teacher.

1:04:54

Should we go outside for recess today? Like,

1:04:56

why are you asking those people what their

1:04:59

opinion is? Just tell them you're staying on

1:05:01

YouTube. It's your show. It's your

1:05:03

show. Just say on YouTube. The thing is, is

1:05:05

that he's on Rumble and YouTube, but

1:05:07

then on Friday, he'll come off of YouTube and just

1:05:09

be on Rumble. So who would give a

1:05:12

fuck? You could still watch it on

1:05:14

Rumble or wherever. And these

1:05:16

people forget that as

1:05:18

a host, the platform you're on is important because you

1:05:20

have to set it up and you have to build

1:05:22

an audience there and you look at the numbers. Where

1:05:24

am I making more money? Where are people watching me?

1:05:27

Where am I getting better feedback? But

1:05:29

the people who are watching the show don't

1:05:31

fucking care how they're watching the show. Yeah,

1:05:33

they're already there. Yeah, they're there watching the

1:05:35

show. So the fact that

1:05:37

he would ask these people, hey, what

1:05:39

do you guys think if I stay

1:05:41

on YouTube today? I also

1:05:44

don't want to piss off the people who

1:05:46

turn tune in for Rumble only, but they're

1:05:48

already on Rumble. Yeah. I'm going to ask

1:05:50

all. Everyone's tuning in for Rumble only. Oh,

1:05:52

he's also on YouTube right now. It's simulcasting.

1:05:54

Well, fuck this. I'm out

1:05:56

of here. Why would anyone think that? He's so stupid. Audience

1:06:00

is always gonna be there on rumble your YouTube

1:06:02

audience is going to miss half an episode if

1:06:04

you decide to just turn it off If you're

1:06:06

not gonna do the gamer word thing, correct? So

1:06:08

just stick with the fucking audience that it's already

1:06:10

watching the episode currently while you're doing it But

1:06:12

this is the thing is that this guy's also

1:06:14

up in his own head and he's just constantly

1:06:16

thinking about his show And he's constantly talking about

1:06:18

his show. He doesn't realize that no one's sitting

1:06:20

on rumble going, you know He hasn't said a

1:06:22

naughty word in a while. I wonder if he's

1:06:24

simulcasting on YouTube at the same time This is

1:06:26

fucked up. I need to hear more gamer

1:06:28

words or else. I'm turning this off Like

1:06:31

your audience doesn't think like you do Donnie

1:06:35

Proof also nobody uses rumble because it sucks.

1:06:37

So it's not great proof that he really

1:06:39

thinks everything he says is interesting Yeah, and

1:06:41

and this could be a form of that

1:06:43

performative empathy asking a stupid

1:06:46

question You know under the

1:06:49

the guys that you care Was

1:06:51

gotta see the little number that's up there in the

1:06:53

corner, you know Like when I'm when

1:06:55

I when we're streaming on here's what I'll get I see a little

1:06:57

number up in the corner That's like 14 people

1:06:59

are watching you Right. He's

1:07:02

got to see the number and know

1:07:04

that he's not famous No,

1:07:06

he thinks he's killing it right now because

1:07:08

he's getting more people viewing him than ever

1:07:10

before Because because they want

1:07:12

to news. Yeah. Yeah, cuz they're they're hate watching

1:07:15

him or they hate Nick Mercator They're watching him

1:07:17

to find out more stuff about Nick or whatever

1:07:19

The reason is but it's all about the Nick

1:07:21

April stuff that people are tuning in for right

1:07:23

now So he's very proud of himself.

1:07:25

But the other thing that he does so we've been

1:07:27

pointing out that he raises money He talks about the

1:07:29

show the cameras. He was cleaning his studio It's like

1:07:31

all me me me me me stuff that no one

1:07:33

else cares about The other thing

1:07:35

he does is he just reads the chat This

1:07:38

is very opie-esque where you just think that like

1:07:40

well, you know, someone's gonna spend the time to

1:07:42

post something I better read it and acknowledge it

1:07:44

and a lot of that he doesn't respond. He

1:07:47

just reads it like Okay, so

1:07:49

he's actually gonna go in and read the response. He

1:07:52

just asked a question to Hundreds

1:07:54

of people. What do you guys think? What

1:07:57

do you think might be the response to something? Like maybe they

1:07:59

would very Maybe there'd be

1:08:01

different responses. I think, I mean

1:08:04

the YouTube chat, you're biased. Of course

1:08:06

you want me to stay on

1:08:08

both. Not at all. YouTuber

1:08:11

Rumble doesn't matter, says the Rumble chat.

1:08:14

One person saying Rumble only. Fascinating.

1:08:19

Somebody, oh, there was a comment I

1:08:21

wanted. Is this the permanent

1:08:23

default start to the show? No, Skeezee, it's

1:08:26

not the permanent default. It's just, we

1:08:28

talk about the... People send

1:08:30

me this shit. I get it all the time and

1:08:32

I like to address it. It's

1:08:34

okay boss. We

1:08:37

aren't like YouTubers. We don't care either

1:08:39

way. Only if you strip down. YouTube,

1:08:41

Rumble app, fucking blows. It's your show,

1:08:43

do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah.

1:08:45

Yes. We don't care. It's your show,

1:08:47

do whatever the fuck you want. Why

1:08:49

are you asking us this? Make

1:08:52

the decision. I already have made the decision by the time you

1:08:54

start your show. And just do it. What

1:08:56

a concept. It's so ridiculous. I feel like all

1:08:58

of this is just a fill time. And

1:09:01

what a lot of these guys do. And

1:09:03

a lot of these shows where the longer they're on

1:09:05

the air, the more money they're going to make from

1:09:07

chats to come in. So they're

1:09:09

looking for any reason to just fill time.

1:09:11

It's actually we've gotten back to radio. This

1:09:14

is what used to annoy me about radio is that

1:09:17

they're filling time. We got to fill four hours a

1:09:19

day. So we'll take calls and

1:09:21

we'll tease a segment that's going to come up

1:09:23

at the quarter hour. And then we'll tease it

1:09:25

again. And then we'll talk about the segment that

1:09:27

we did before in a later part. Call back,

1:09:29

callback, callback. Yeah. It's just like, dude, we're so

1:09:31

we're just killing time. Is that what this is?

1:09:34

And of course, not only is he killing

1:09:36

time, just reading comments that are

1:09:39

boring and don't mean anything, but

1:09:41

it always comes back to the goal. You're going to

1:09:43

have a harder time hitting the goal if you don't

1:09:45

do Rumble Friday. We'll hit the goal

1:09:47

today, right, guys? We'll

1:09:49

knock out that three hundo today. I think we

1:09:51

will. We'll knock it out. We'll

1:09:55

have to go right, guys. Guys, right? We'll do

1:09:57

it, right, guys? You guys are going to give me money today, right? This

1:10:00

is a weird way to live, assuming

1:10:02

that people are going to give you money for every

1:10:05

episode you do. I am

1:10:07

so grateful. We have a lot

1:10:09

of people support this show and I appreciate the

1:10:11

people who support us on Patreon and YouTube and

1:10:13

Supercast and they pay a monthly fee to get

1:10:15

bonus episodes, be able to watch the show live.

1:10:18

And I would never expect people to give me money for

1:10:20

every fucking episode I do. It's

1:10:22

outrageous. But

1:10:25

he does and he's constantly talking about it.

1:10:27

And then he goes into reading $1 super

1:10:30

chance on Rumble. I'm

1:10:33

debating whether anyone should read $2 super chance.

1:10:36

It seems ridiculous to me, but $1. All

1:10:39

right, let's go with some Rumble thoughts and then we'll

1:10:41

move on and play some of our debate clips. Los

1:10:44

Federales with a dollar says they will keep

1:10:46

Biden and dump Kamala for Hillary. Then

1:10:49

if Biden wins, he'll step down and transfer

1:10:51

power to Hillary. I

1:10:54

don't know about that one. Dr. Rondo with

1:10:56

a dollar says, I think the format made

1:10:58

Trump behave because he couldn't interrupt. If he

1:11:00

had done that in 2020, he probably would

1:11:02

have won. Maybe

1:11:06

maybe at least someone can't just step down,

1:11:08

says Packer, backer conservatives will literally go to

1:11:10

court and make him stay in the race.

1:11:13

Oh, because there was no primary and

1:11:15

all that. Well couldn't they

1:11:17

technically take it to the convention and they could

1:11:20

run somebody in the convention and they become the

1:11:22

nominee. I don't know. Why are

1:11:24

ill informed people talking about politics? I mean,

1:11:26

for saying that, but it's just like talk

1:11:28

about them. If you don't know the details,

1:11:30

no one knows what the fuck they're talking

1:11:33

about. And uh, and he's

1:11:35

just sitting there reading these comments. It's just like,

1:11:37

you don't have to respond to it. Just be

1:11:39

like, okay, whatever. And a bucket

1:11:41

of time. Also like if you're

1:11:43

not, if you're not interested in

1:11:45

invested in like the rules and, and politics,

1:11:47

just don't fucking talk about it. Yeah. Like

1:11:50

I, I white hot hate politics. I hate it so much.

1:11:53

So I don't talk about it on my show. Right. Because

1:11:55

I have the only thing I have to say is that I

1:11:58

hate everyone involved and I wish they would all die. And yeah,

1:12:01

which is a popular opinion. It's just not that

1:12:03

interesting. It's like, yeah, no, I get it. I'm

1:12:05

moving on. But it's that I couldn't fill 10

1:12:07

minutes on that. It would just be like, nah,

1:12:09

I just want them all to be dead. It's

1:12:11

that radio thing of him feeling obliged to touch

1:12:13

on it because everyone else is. Yeah. Right.

1:12:15

And also, the phone lines

1:12:18

are lit up. So we got to take calls.

1:12:20

Yeah. I got a pro tip

1:12:22

for everyone this election cycle that was given to

1:12:24

me. Set

1:12:26

your VPN to Canada or another

1:12:28

country. And it will shield

1:12:30

you from a lot of this fucking

1:12:33

election bullshit. That's a smart move right

1:12:35

there. Holy shit. It has changed my

1:12:37

life. It's amazing. Well, you know who

1:12:39

is interested in the debate and

1:12:42

this election? Shit. But but but but

1:12:44

but but but but but but but but but but

1:12:46

bloody ass. Can

1:12:49

I get a little sympathy because I got

1:12:51

a bloody ass. I'm

1:12:55

bleeding generously because

1:12:58

I got a bloody ass.

1:13:00

That's right. Stuttering John Vellantez,

1:13:02

Mr. Bloody ass himself. He

1:13:05

came on his show. This is getting so

1:13:08

fucking nuts because, as you know,

1:13:10

he's getting the FBI involved and

1:13:12

he's getting he was trying to find the

1:13:14

phone number for the Canoga Park Police. He

1:13:18

lived there for over a decade. I know

1:13:20

that it's the LAPD. It's

1:13:23

just the one police department is the LAPD. So

1:13:25

fucking stupid. But he's trying to

1:13:28

get everyone involved. He's going to the Manhattan

1:13:30

precinct to get keep me arrested. He's talking

1:13:32

to attorneys in multiple states in order to

1:13:34

get these lawsuits going. And

1:13:37

he starts off his every episode playing

1:13:39

that clip where it's like nobody crosses

1:13:41

the Duke because he calls himself the

1:13:43

Duke of the Devilers. Everybody

1:13:46

knows that. And this

1:13:48

is the dumbest shit. Don't

1:13:51

cross the Duke. Everybody

1:13:53

knows that. Some people don't. Some

1:13:56

people don't. I got a call from

1:13:58

a certain organization today. Some people. People

1:14:00

don't is the understatement of the century.

1:14:03

Everyone's clowning you all the time. What

1:14:05

are you talking about? You don't

1:14:07

cross the Duke. That's all we do is cross the Duke.

1:14:09

It's the most fun part of my week. It's

1:14:12

fucking idiots. Some people do. You know where

1:14:14

Escape from New York was filmed? LA? St.

1:14:17

Louis, Missouri. Oh, no shit. I

1:14:19

should've known that. It was the shittiest city in America they

1:14:21

could find. I believe that. They're

1:14:25

like, oh, Baltimore's got another shoot going

1:14:27

there. Yeah, Gary was booked. I'm

1:14:31

glad Stuchel is back to dressing up. Yeah,

1:14:33

he's wearing a college shirt. It's been too

1:14:36

long. And he starts his show. And

1:14:38

in true Stuttering John fashion decides he needs to make

1:14:40

an adjustment to his wardrobe after he starts his show.

1:14:42

So he's trying to get this one button on. Look,

1:14:45

man, he got the shirt on in

1:14:47

right side out. So just cut him fucking slack.

1:14:49

You know what? I wasn't even going to mention

1:14:52

it. That's a very good point. He's making progress.

1:14:54

Some people don't. Some people

1:14:56

don't. I got a call for the shirt

1:14:58

conversation today. Wanting the actual tapes. And

1:15:00

I'm going to get him to him. So he was just saying

1:15:03

the FBI, he didn't

1:15:05

say the words, but he's saying the organization

1:15:07

needs the tapes. And what he's talking about

1:15:09

here, if anyone doesn't know, what

1:15:11

he's talking about is there's

1:15:14

Kate Meaney recording his phone calls to

1:15:16

Kate. And then she gave them

1:15:18

to Shulie, who played a couple of quick

1:15:20

drops of them on The Uncle

1:15:22

Rico Show. And then I

1:15:24

think Tukey played Uncle Rico playing it

1:15:27

on his show. And so that's why

1:15:30

all these people are going to be spending a lot of

1:15:32

time in federal prison. The actual tapes. And

1:15:34

I'm going to get him to them, them playing the phone calls.

1:15:38

Don't worry about it. Should we delete them

1:15:40

now? I already downloaded them. Tell

1:15:43

me you Tukey. I

1:15:46

love that he pretends that people are scared.

1:15:48

No one's deleting anything. John deletes every episode

1:15:50

he does. If you go on his

1:15:52

YouTube, you can't find any of these shows. And he's just

1:15:54

like, yeah, and Shulie, don't even think about deleting it now.

1:15:57

He's not. They're not worried about

1:15:59

it. Yeah. If anything. They're preserving them. They

1:16:01

didn't break any laws Someone

1:16:03

brought up a really good point. Do you

1:16:05

guys remember the owner of the

1:16:07

LA Clippers? was

1:16:09

recorded having a conversation with this

1:16:12

young girl that he also Took

1:16:15

a liking to and he was

1:16:17

saying to her like I wish you wouldn't hang out with

1:16:19

black people You know, it

1:16:21

makes me feel bad when you do

1:16:23

that and these tapes leaked and he

1:16:25

lost his team over He's a billionaire

1:16:27

who lost the Clippers to the Microsoft

1:16:29

guy because these things leaked He

1:16:32

then sued TMZ or whoever released

1:16:34

these things and lost If

1:16:37

John thinks he has a fucking case because

1:16:39

he used the F slur and shealy played

1:16:41

on the uncle Rico's job He's a fucking

1:16:43

moron. He's so stupid. He has no idea

1:16:47

No, I believe he's a member of Mensa Not

1:16:49

anymore though. I do want to pay the dues which is

1:16:51

actually really smart when you think about it He

1:16:57

wasn't Ready

1:16:59

down the room so you can

1:17:01

fucking now, you know deal with it now.

1:17:03

See them you put you brought this upon you

1:17:05

I warned you I warned you

1:17:07

didn't want to listen to me. Did you? Consequences

1:17:11

will never be the guys don't don't you don't

1:17:13

get it? Yeah, we

1:17:15

don't get it. Yeah, so this

1:17:17

seems like a rerun I understand that and

1:17:19

I understand that the repetitive nature of John

1:17:22

makes you go. Okay, he's just doing this

1:17:24

thing again But the reason why he's doing

1:17:26

this is because he does not

1:17:28

want any more of this leaking out He

1:17:30

knows that Kate Meaney has hours of conversations

1:17:33

that are so embarrassing And

1:17:35

will blow up his spot with things he said

1:17:37

about his family and all the sorts of shit

1:17:39

and he might not be able to fuck Kate

1:17:41

Meaney anymore Probably

1:17:44

true as well. Can't you

1:17:46

shouldn't he just assume that she really has them

1:17:48

all what why would why wouldn't you I was

1:17:50

I assume? She just sent them all. Yes. Right.

1:17:52

Here you go. Here's the whole fucking package He

1:17:55

does but what John is trying to do is he's trying

1:17:57

to scare people because lawsuit

1:18:00

stuff. Yeah. John's an

1:18:02

idiot. So if you told John, I'm going to

1:18:04

get the FBI involved in this, he'd be like,

1:18:06

fuck. But the rest of us just like, no,

1:18:09

you're not dummy. You have no, you have no

1:18:11

case. The FBI is busy. They're not worried about

1:18:13

this. According to

1:18:15

Donald Trump, I watched the debates. There's

1:18:18

like 12 million immigrants who are all terrorists. So I'm

1:18:20

sure the FBI is very busy right now. They have

1:18:22

a lot going on. So I

1:18:25

bet they, I bet they have an intern that they really

1:18:27

don't like. And then the phone rings are like, like, Oh,

1:18:29

is that the Melendez guy? Yeah. You're

1:18:32

on and they, they like handed over to, and it

1:18:34

has to be real nice. And I just be like,

1:18:36

Oh yes. Yeah. Oh, and they

1:18:38

played, they played the recordings of you on, on the

1:18:40

internet. Oh, you were just doing a Spagoli impression. You

1:18:42

don't actually use that word normally. Okay. Yeah.

1:18:45

No, I'm already that. A puppet. You

1:18:47

say totally ready to take this right up to the assistant

1:18:50

director himself. Don't you worry, Mr. Melendez. Oh,

1:18:53

thank you very much. They gave it to the

1:18:55

same intern who had to deal with that McDonald's

1:18:57

monopoly scandal. Cause the

1:18:59

FBI didn't take that seriously. And I'll either

1:19:01

just like, wait, what's happening? There's people are

1:19:04

waiting at monopoly and whatever, you know? So

1:19:07

all right. It's the same team that investigated

1:19:09

Hillary. So

1:19:12

there's 30,000 missing emails. That's fine.

1:19:14

No words. I'm sure it was all just boring

1:19:16

stuff. We didn't want to read anyway. So

1:19:20

John is never prepared. Forever

1:19:23

and again, this is at the beginning of

1:19:25

the show and the

1:19:27

payoff on this is ridiculous.

1:19:31

It's shocking that you guys don't don't think that I'm

1:19:33

that I'm going to do what I say I'm going to do. What

1:19:39

about the, you remember the phone calls, get a

1:19:41

new phone system for live phone

1:19:43

calls. Do you

1:19:45

want to go through the list of things? John said he was going to do

1:19:47

that. Never. Why will

1:19:49

we ever possibly think that you're not going to do things?

1:19:53

I don't even know if I'd ever stopped writing. If I

1:19:55

tried to write down everything he'd said he's going to do,

1:19:57

where do you begin? And where do you end? I don't

1:19:59

have enough years left to. my life to pull that off.

1:20:02

Okay, now we're at 4X

1:20:04

speed. He's looking for a thing. He's

1:20:06

looking for a thing that he was

1:20:09

all excited to show you. John,

1:20:12

get it. All

1:20:18

right, here we go. This

1:20:21

was the

1:20:24

payoff. Hey,

1:20:26

two keys, mom. How are you? That

1:20:30

was the big pay. Second, it looked like she

1:20:32

was sitting on the sofa with them. That would

1:20:34

have been more fun. So after

1:20:37

all of that, he's got the FBI involved

1:20:39

here. They already have the tapes there.

1:20:42

They have these reports. They're coming

1:20:44

after you. And then the next thing is here's

1:20:46

a photo of two keys, mom. Wait, which

1:20:49

thing are you doing, John? Are you getting

1:20:51

everyone arrested and suing them? Are you showing

1:20:53

photos from the internet of people's families? And

1:20:56

which one of these people is two

1:20:58

keys, mom? Because there are six women,

1:21:00

five women showing that he's showing right

1:21:02

here. It's just like, well,

1:21:05

whatever. And

1:21:07

I have to point this out because John claims,

1:21:09

you know, he's not good with technology. He's

1:21:11

not good at life. How do you do?

1:21:14

Never have anything prepared for your own show.

1:21:17

Like, why wouldn't you do a little bit of prep and

1:21:19

be ready for some of this? So

1:21:21

then John decides he's going to start asking

1:21:24

his viewers to harass two

1:21:27

keys, mom. I don't think he want

1:21:30

the harassment that my mom got from all these idiots.

1:21:32

I don't think you want that. I'm

1:21:34

just giving a little heads up. So,

1:21:36

Rose, I'm telling you right now, you

1:21:38

better get your son in line. You better

1:21:40

get him in line. Thank

1:21:43

you. What

1:21:45

do you fucking think that these people's moms are going to

1:21:47

do, John? He's at 43 years old. My

1:21:50

mom calls me and is like, hey, stop making fun of people on

1:21:52

the Internet. I'm going to go, mom, you don't understand this. Just shut

1:21:55

the fuck up and mind your own business. Right.

1:21:57

Mind your own business is what I would say, too. I

1:22:00

can't imagine unless unless you are 17

1:22:03

years old and living in in your mom's

1:22:06

house Your mom has no say over your

1:22:08

fucking life at any point This

1:22:10

is insane because John is a child we bring

1:22:13

it up all the time. He still has that

1:22:15

mentality I'm gonna tell your parents

1:22:17

on you and get you in trouble. He did it

1:22:19

to Kate Meany recently now He's trying to do it

1:22:21

to Tukey. Yeah when it's not parents.

1:22:23

It's telling someone else It's always right going to

1:22:25

someone always appeal to higher authority That's why he's

1:22:27

got to call the FBI and the police and

1:22:29

not just like Not just handle

1:22:31

that he's been made fun of on the internet

1:22:34

and just go like ah you got yeah I

1:22:36

should I probably should know fingers

1:22:41

Probably should okay me wasn't that into me. Oh damn it.

1:22:43

I was like 26

1:22:48

24 24. Yeah, like of course. She's not that

1:22:50

fucking into you John You

1:22:54

look like a fucking mutant lump of flesh

1:22:57

There's no fucking way a 24 year old

1:23:00

would ever possibly be into you. He thinks

1:23:02

he's hot Oh, he's not

1:23:04

I have I have an example coming up that'll

1:23:06

blow you away. John. I looked better than you

1:23:09

Uh six months ago when I weighed 265 pounds.

1:23:11

Yes Well,

1:23:14

I have a clip coming up where

1:23:16

he's literally watching a video of himself

1:23:18

and admiring himself. Oh dear god It's

1:23:20

so cringe. It's it's unbelievable, but he

1:23:22

also thinks There's a rumor

1:23:25

out there that Kate Meany slept with Jeremy Piven And

1:23:28

they're the same age. Oh wait. No

1:23:30

john's two months younger Yeah,

1:23:33

and Jeremy Piven has actually taken care of

1:23:35

himself in all of these years. So he

1:23:37

still looks well relatively John's mind

1:23:39

he's at the same level as Jeremy Piven. You're

1:23:41

not right. I would not even put too fine

1:23:43

a point on it Yeah, Jeremy Piven's a way

1:23:45

bigger star than you in every single way so

1:23:50

What this proves right here where he

1:23:52

is calling to any of his people

1:23:54

who like him to harass You

1:23:56

know people might saw harassing, you know, obviously he wants

1:23:58

them to harass him this proves He

1:24:00

doesn't give a fuck about people harassing his mom. It's

1:24:03

the same with people goofing on his children. He needs

1:24:05

it He wants people harassing his mom because that gives

1:24:07

him fuel now He's the victim now He can go

1:24:10

after them and by the way when you go after

1:24:12

his family he can make things way

1:24:14

worse He can go after you with anything he

1:24:16

wants so he loves this

1:24:19

if he really didn't want his mom being harassed

1:24:21

He wouldn't be asking people to harass Tukey's mom

1:24:23

because that just keeps this thing snowballing. Of

1:24:26

course He's a piece of shit. I

1:24:28

guess the point I'm trying to make but in

1:24:30

John's mind. Well, you are what you eat Good

1:24:33

point, but in John's mind. He

1:24:35

just cannot stop winning Dude

1:24:38

just can't stop winning. It's fucking

1:24:40

amazing Everything's coming

1:24:42

up and stop winning wait till you

1:24:44

find out why he's talking about why

1:24:47

he's winning now again This

1:24:49

is something that he should have had prepared He

1:24:51

did not and he's gonna try to find something

1:24:54

and don't worry. I've sped it up Oh my

1:24:56

god, let me just upload this video. So I'll

1:24:58

show you But

1:25:29

I'll tell you all about it just waiting for the army

1:25:32

major and Mr. Karam

1:25:34

to get here. So after all of that, he

1:25:36

goes, okay, we're gonna talk about the debate now

1:25:38

with my political buddies But

1:25:40

they're not here. I don't know where they are. Okay. Well then do

1:25:42

the thing we're gonna do No,

1:25:44

instead he decides now's the time. He has to call Brian

1:25:46

Karam and ask him where the fuck he is for

1:25:49

some reason so I Don't

1:25:52

know how this guy can't plan ahead as soon as I

1:25:54

saw him say I just got to upload this video and

1:25:56

I'll show It to you guys. I went. Oh, I know

1:25:58

this is gonna take forever. I just immediately started clipping all

1:26:00

of this It's

1:26:02

ridiculous and he thinks he runs a good show. This is not

1:26:04

a good show The other thing I want

1:26:06

to point out here John is going bald. Oh,

1:26:09

yeah, that's that's some thinning hair going on Oh Johnny

1:26:13

Yikes, he just when you put

1:26:15

chemical dyes in your hair for

1:26:18

decades. Yeah It

1:26:21

also has to do anything with stress. I

1:26:23

think he's like literally pulling his hair out over

1:26:25

the dapple verse and dehydration Constantly.

1:26:27

Yeah, dehydration. Yeah, definitely definitely

1:26:31

Part of that too. John is going

1:26:33

bald as we can see right here

1:26:35

and his hairstyle is brutal right now

1:26:38

And he always says he's like right now He

1:26:40

always says like after a couple shampoos it'll

1:26:43

look more natural It's like you're not doing

1:26:45

this, right your hair should look

1:26:47

best when you leave the salon. Yeah, that's what

1:26:49

it should look it's best What

1:26:51

is this salon? Yeah, right. I've been doing saloon. They

1:26:54

do it there. No, I Know

1:27:01

This is from so this is from a week or two

1:27:03

ago and This

1:27:05

is when his hair was very great. Look at

1:27:08

how thin it is. Holy shit. It is He

1:27:12

probably has he probably has a dye that is adds

1:27:14

a thickener too. Yes Obviously

1:27:16

because it is so thin. He's such

1:27:18

an old man with his thin Balding

1:27:21

just embraced it man. He's he's 58

1:27:23

or something. He's 58 Yeah,

1:27:27

it's fine. Just fucking embrace it man.

1:27:29

You're you're in your twilight years You're

1:27:31

in your very very late twilight years

1:27:33

because you're such a fucking miserable alcoholic

1:27:35

that you're gonna die any day now

1:27:38

Just like embrace the fact you're old man. It happens

1:27:43

His hair is oh It

1:27:46

is going away The

1:27:48

way of the dodo bird. Holy shit.

1:27:50

You're gonna look like George Costanza soon.

1:27:52

Oh No,

1:27:55

what was Joey pants character in

1:27:57

the Sopranos fuck God

1:28:00

damn it. Ralphie. Ralphie. He

1:28:03

looks a Ralphie. Yes. He's got

1:28:05

the Ralphie haircut. Okay. So as

1:28:08

I mentioned, he was looking for this video to upload. He's

1:28:10

going to show us this video. But

1:28:12

before that, he wants to talk about

1:28:14

the debate with Richard Ojeda and

1:28:16

I'm not going to play their take

1:28:18

on the debate except for this. Because I just

1:28:20

want to show you guys what clowns these guys

1:28:22

are. They're supposed to be political

1:28:25

pundits with analysis on politics and what's

1:28:27

going on. Yeah, they have a slant

1:28:29

that's left leaning or democratic, but you

1:28:31

would think, because everyone's talking

1:28:33

about how bad Biden was in this debate.

1:28:36

So you would think that they would maybe

1:28:39

realize it like, yeah, okay. Things

1:28:41

are not good. At least, at least Grant, maybe

1:28:44

he had a poor performance. Right. Something

1:28:46

a little bit, but so check this

1:28:48

out from Richard Ojeda. I'm a major.

1:28:50

Okay. I was

1:28:52

absolutely terrified the first 30

1:28:54

minutes of the debate because

1:28:57

Joe Biden absolutely looked like he was off. Once

1:28:59

again, we now know that he had a cold.

1:29:01

It was so bad that they tested him for

1:29:04

COVID. But after, Oh God,

1:29:06

so such a bad cold, we had to test him

1:29:08

to see if he had that special cold. Yeah.

1:29:12

The sniffles he literally said afterwards, they asked him and he said

1:29:14

he had a sore throat, but now that

1:29:16

he was cold was so bad. Okay. Let's,

1:29:18

let's see what he has to say about this. But

1:29:20

after the 30 minutes, he is

1:29:23

like he got his footy. And

1:29:25

to be honest with you, I thought he

1:29:27

did pretty well the last hour. When

1:29:29

I did one, for example, he wants

1:29:31

to get away with it. You get

1:29:33

rid of the ability of Medicare to

1:29:36

for the ability to for the.

1:29:40

Okay. That's from his closing remarks.

1:29:43

Oh, son of a, son of a gun.

1:29:47

It's crazy. And original Genesis thing is just

1:29:49

like, all right. Yeah. He

1:29:51

was bad the first 30 minutes, but then that he got

1:29:53

his hair. Biden comes up in

1:29:55

the end wins it. Yes. Brian

1:29:58

Karen comes out and they swear. I just caught

1:30:00

a minute of him talking about it. He goes.

1:30:03

Yeah the problem Joe Biden is over prepared. Yeah,

1:30:05

I caught that too Brian's

1:30:07

the problem Brian. He's definitely over prepared

1:30:10

for this Good form

1:30:12

a sentence, but okay sure why not? Alright,

1:30:14

let's get out the politics So now

1:30:17

John is gonna play this video and

1:30:19

this is a long clip I might scrub through it a little

1:30:21

bit, but I just want to show you guys This

1:30:24

is John's big victory lap. He

1:30:26

is so excited about this Yes

1:30:29

He said I wasn't gonna come I came

1:30:32

I Did what I

1:30:34

said I was going to do So

1:30:38

now I'm gonna prove that I

1:30:40

came With

1:30:43

these couch cushions I

1:30:46

came there. All right, so he's talking

1:30:48

about going to Kevin Brennan's house constantly

1:30:50

coming. I'm always coming. Yes So

1:30:53

John is explaining that he claimed he

1:30:55

was gonna go to Brennan's

1:30:59

house and he goes well, I'm not gonna go to your house though I'm

1:31:01

gonna find you when you're out riding your bike and then

1:31:03

we'll have some words So

1:31:06

that's what he said anyway, but this is what he sang

1:31:08

now Remember

1:31:13

he uploaded that video now he's trying to get it And

1:31:17

he's He's just he's

1:31:19

just streaming into his like MacBook microphone

1:31:21

and camera Taps

1:31:24

on the computer you hear fucking everything.

1:31:27

No kind of setup of any kind the microphone

1:31:29

is right below the keyboard. Yes Douchebag

1:31:36

Is I have to make sure cuz I do get my number

1:31:38

out so Kevin knows it's me. Oh,

1:31:40

so now so I am gonna have to make sure That

1:31:43

I that I hit the stop button when

1:31:45

I give out my number Okay, so as

1:31:47

soon as you start saying your phone number

1:31:50

then you can mute it sounds easy enough I

1:31:52

mean if you give out the first number or two, you

1:31:54

don't hit mute quick enough No, am I an astronaut here?

1:31:56

Oh, no, how am I supposed to figure that out? No,

1:31:58

it's gonna know your number If you know, you give out

1:32:00

a number or two, let's see what

1:32:03

John's solution is. Mentor, let's see

1:32:05

what he decides. First, let me see what

1:32:07

comes up on here.

1:32:09

So first, I'm gonna mute myself for a second.

1:32:11

He's gonna mute himself. Is

1:32:14

he gonna just like, all he plays is his

1:32:16

own phone number? Cause that would be, that would

1:32:18

be just my question. He's

1:32:21

gonna mute himself, he's the whole track, only

1:32:23

plays his own phone number. And then he's

1:32:25

just like, oh my God, you

1:32:27

gotta delete that. He

1:32:30

unmuted just for the 10 digits, oh

1:32:32

shit. All right,

1:32:34

so what we're watching right now, I'm not doing

1:32:36

anything, this is John show. It's muted, he's muted

1:32:38

everything and he's watching the video to see where

1:32:40

the timestamp is, where he says his

1:32:42

number. So what you're gonna see

1:32:44

here, look at John's smile.

1:32:47

He's starting to admire himself. So he's

1:32:49

watching this video that he's about to show us. And

1:32:52

something psychotic starts to happen in a minute

1:32:54

here. I can't, I couldn't believe it

1:32:56

when I saw it. This is

1:32:58

a man who loves himself, look at this.

1:33:01

Look at, he's lip syncing. Talking

1:33:03

to himself. He's lip syncing, he's

1:33:06

remembering what he said. Oh wow.

1:33:09

He's watched this video many times, he's got

1:33:11

it memorized, look at this. This

1:33:14

is embarrassing John. No, no,

1:33:16

no, no, John, no. He's talking

1:33:18

along with the video. He's

1:33:20

so proud of himself. This is

1:33:23

his big victory lap video. We're getting to watch behind

1:33:26

the scenes of John admiring himself. Watching

1:33:29

inside his own brain. This

1:33:31

is like a pure glimpse into his own brain.

1:33:33

Oh my God, he's looking up to the sky

1:33:35

like he's got. What is happening? Yeah,

1:33:39

this is like pure

1:33:42

unfiltered John thought. Well, it's almost like he's

1:33:44

a little kid, he just closed his eyes

1:33:46

so you can't see him. Okay, now share.

1:33:50

Okay, so now he's ready to show this video.

1:33:54

Maybe, who knows? Sometimes

1:33:56

things take him a while, oh, there it is. So this

1:33:58

is why- All right, so here- This is why this took

1:34:01

so long. John had the video on his phone and

1:34:03

didn't know how to share this, except

1:34:05

for to upload it to his YouTube

1:34:08

page. He's unlisted video. Okay,

1:34:10

that was what I was gonna ask. Cause I was

1:34:12

like, couldn't he just air drop it to his own

1:34:14

screen and then screen share it? And

1:34:16

I figured the answer was he was uploading it

1:34:18

to YouTube to then send to himself. This

1:34:22

is so amazing. Do you know how

1:34:24

many different ways he could have shared

1:34:26

this video aside from uploading it to

1:34:28

his YouTube channel? He's

1:34:32

the best. I mean, I feel like Paul

1:34:35

Simon has a song about it. 50

1:34:38

ways to upload a video from your phone to your computer. Yeah,

1:34:41

just use it on a box. Use

1:34:44

the air drop. To

1:34:47

yourself, Joe. I don't need you Bluetooth. Fucking

1:34:53

moron. What a just

1:34:55

absolute moron. Just show the video from your palm, John. Yes.

1:35:00

Hey, ladies and gentlemen. This

1:35:03

is me. I'm at Kevin Brennan's place.

1:35:07

I told you I was gonna

1:35:09

go there. Kevin Brennan

1:35:11

didn't wanna believe me. So

1:35:14

now let's watch me. I

1:35:17

have the phone in this

1:35:19

top pocket. Well, not this one. Not this

1:35:21

shirt with a

1:35:23

top pocket. No, it's always show

1:35:26

off. Wow, it's got two shirts

1:35:28

and pockets, motherfucker. And

1:35:32

I am taping. Now remember, New Jersey is

1:35:35

a one party consent state. Yeah, nobody

1:35:37

cares. A few. Nobody cares. Realize

1:35:40

the problem. Do you know why? Do you know why

1:35:42

California is a two party consent state? Why is that,

1:35:44

Tim? Because all the Hollywood, as

1:35:47

Felice Johnson explained, all the gays in Hollywood,

1:35:49

they wanna keep you from being able to

1:35:51

record them being demanding your butt in order

1:35:53

to make you famous. And so California has

1:35:55

a bunch of fuck privacy laws that protect

1:35:57

the elites and not the people. And every

1:35:59

state should be a one party consent state.

1:36:01

And fuck you, John. Tab, you're

1:36:03

not wrong. I know that

1:36:06

is very true. There's a lot of laws

1:36:08

in California that protect the pedophiles and the

1:36:11

other ditties out now. I know.

1:36:14

All right, John, you gonna play this or what? What's he doing?

1:36:17

Wait, I'll wait. Oh, shit. The

1:36:23

show is so tedious. Old

1:36:26

man uses computer. Yup. Tune in 3

1:36:28

p.m. central. I

1:36:30

get this text two or three times a week

1:36:32

from different people every week. I

1:36:34

tried to watch John's show. I can't watch his

1:36:36

show. It's not you or

1:36:38

Uncle Rico pulling the clips. Because it's

1:36:41

just tedious. It's nonsense. There

1:36:43

it is. OK. God,

1:36:46

what is he doing? What is he doing? I'm

1:36:49

here in front of Brennan's house. Turn up

1:36:52

the volume. There you go. He

1:36:59

used some video. Chris

1:37:01

is angry. That's Gavin's front.

1:37:05

He's showing the building. Here's me. Here's

1:37:08

the inside of my pocket. Oh,

1:37:14

my God. What

1:37:16

a maroon. OK,

1:37:20

so I want to preface this. Why did you play

1:37:22

any of that part? Yeah, you could have started at

1:37:24

33 seconds in. Why

1:37:26

did you play any of that? We saw

1:37:28

a building. Neat. I see

1:37:30

lots of buildings. It's great every time.

1:37:32

Don't get me wrong. I

1:37:35

told you. This is very important. It's

1:37:38

not. Trust me. It's not. When I first went

1:37:40

in, I used my voice memo. The

1:37:42

problem is the voice memo didn't pick up anything.

1:37:44

I guess I put it backwards so the microphone

1:37:46

was all in love. You didn't hear anything. What?

1:37:49

Story checks out. Hold on a second. You're telling

1:37:51

me that it was because of user error that

1:37:53

this didn't turn out correctly? Then

1:37:55

now I'm sideways. So

1:37:58

what I initially did. And

1:38:01

this is a fact check. I

1:38:03

walked in, I said yes. This

1:38:05

is the guy whose name begins with a W,

1:38:08

the doorman. I said, hi,

1:38:10

could you ring Kevin Brennan?

1:38:16

He goes, who? I

1:38:18

put in the stutters into the story. It's like I

1:38:20

was there. I

1:38:25

think that doorman, I think he had something against me.

1:38:29

I go, Kevin Brennan? He goes, I don't know what that is. He

1:38:32

goes, what's the apartment? Then I give

1:38:34

him the apartment number. And then

1:38:36

he calls Pinky and nobody

1:38:38

answers. So nobody answers.

1:38:41

So Pinky was either hiding,

1:38:44

he saw my car out front.

1:38:46

Probably not. Or he

1:38:48

ran away. Because

1:38:50

nobody answered, which means no wife, no

1:38:53

kids, nobody. So I just

1:38:55

want to point out, because John's the one who told me this, I don't pay attention

1:38:57

to Kevin Brennan. But John told me that Kevin

1:39:00

has the apartment that he lives in

1:39:02

in the city and

1:39:04

then a house on the beach. My

1:39:09

guess is Kevin and

1:39:11

the family were at the house on the

1:39:13

beach. Yeah. Beautiful summer day. Summertime. I'm

1:39:16

guessing. I'm guessing that's what was going on. And John

1:39:18

even said, I'll come to your house. I'll come to

1:39:20

your apartment. And so he must have known Kevin wasn't

1:39:22

going to be there. That's his move. That's

1:39:25

the pattern. That is the pattern.

1:39:27

That's what John does. He goes, your house if you're

1:39:29

not home. Then he goes, yeah, just tell him John Melendez

1:39:31

is here. He goes, who I go stuttering John. You

1:39:34

know, some I said, don't cross the duke. He goes,

1:39:36

who's stuttering John? I go, I am. He

1:39:39

goes, get the fuck out of here. You stuttering John.

1:39:42

Isn't that weird? It didn't recognize you. Famous. Yeah.

1:39:46

All know me. But this is the crazy part, though. Why would

1:39:48

he leave that in the story? He goes, I'm starting giants. Like

1:39:51

who? Yeah. Who

1:39:53

is stuttering? Like, what do you mean? He's

1:39:55

no, I'm stuttering. Jazak. You

1:39:57

are. Oh, you look like shit. Yeah, right. 2002

1:40:00

he's just like what you're stuttering John.

1:40:02

Holy shit. I don't think

1:40:04

Kevin Brennan saw his car coming I must so much

1:40:07

has heard it like with all the rattling and banging

1:40:11

As it pulled up in front and he

1:40:13

was like, oh, yeah, we gotta we're not

1:40:15

going outside today Yeah, what a dumb comment

1:40:17

to make Kevin Brennan probably saw my car

1:40:19

and decided to hide Do

1:40:21

you think we know what your car looks like John? Do

1:40:24

you think Kevin Brennan knows what your car looks like and

1:40:26

even if he did I think it's a white Mercedes There's

1:40:29

a lot of them. There's a lot of white

1:40:31

Mercedes. He's just staring out the window He

1:40:34

probably recognized my license plate number. He didn't

1:40:36

he goes get the fuck out of

1:40:38

you stuttering John. I go. Yeah He

1:40:42

goes, holy shit. I'm a big fan How

1:40:45

fucking funny is that? First

1:40:49

off he didn't recognize you you're

1:40:51

in New Jersey

1:40:53

or New York one of those places. I

1:40:55

think Kevin lives in Jersey and whatever Somewhere

1:40:57

around there Howard Stern was

1:41:00

the number one radio program for decades

1:41:03

So the fact of the doorman knows who Howard Stern

1:41:05

is is not surprising

1:41:07

at all. Kevin Brennan's own doorman

1:41:11

Doesn't know who Kevin Brennan is Kevin

1:41:13

didn't pick his dorm had he just

1:41:16

picked a building to live in But

1:41:19

he knows who stuttering John

1:41:21

is Yeah, baby

1:41:26

Baby how great

1:41:28

is that? Kevin

1:41:30

Brennan's own doorman

1:41:35

Did not know who Kevin

1:41:37

Brennan was but knew

1:41:40

who stuttering John was fact

1:41:44

Okay, so this is John's big victory and

1:41:46

this is where he's all impressed himself, but

1:41:48

let's think about this Let's analyze what's going

1:41:51

on. Sure. Kevin Brennan lives in a building

1:41:53

with a doorman Mm-hmm, but he's out

1:41:55

there cuz he's in his house on the beach stuttering

1:41:58

John is living with his

1:42:00

mom right now. And if

1:42:02

he ever goes down to Florida, he'll be living in

1:42:05

a house that's in his mom's name. Who's

1:42:08

winning? Just because the doorman

1:42:11

recognized you, still Kevin Brennan is winning

1:42:13

on every metric possible. Also,

1:42:16

and I don't wanna like

1:42:18

shit talk all doormans, but

1:42:22

John is the hero of the stupid. Yes.

1:42:24

And being a doorman is not exactly like a

1:42:28

job that anybody's aspiring to be. So the

1:42:30

fact that he remembers you from 25 years

1:42:32

ago, whatever, when

1:42:34

you were on Howard Stern, when

1:42:37

he was on the actual

1:42:39

radio before you went serious.

1:42:42

Yeah, like it's more embarrassing

1:42:44

than anything really. She's

1:42:47

like, oh, you're a doorman and you were alive

1:42:49

in 1998 when I was famous on the radio.

1:42:54

Also, I wanna point this out. I've never lived

1:42:56

in New York in a high rise. I

1:42:59

don't know what it's like, but I'm

1:43:01

pretty sure the doorman doesn't let people

1:43:03

know who lives there. Like if

1:43:05

you go up to a building, you're like, hey, can I talk

1:43:07

to Regis Philman? They're like, who? Right. Even

1:43:09

at Regis Philman, it's like, he's dead now,

1:43:11

isn't he? Fair example. The point is they're

1:43:13

not gonna be like, hey, let me talk

1:43:15

to Kevin Brennan. He's like, I don't know.

1:43:17

He's talking to Moby Jack. Yeah. He's like,

1:43:19

I don't know who Kevin Brennan is. That's

1:43:21

the doorman's responsibility. To a stranger that also

1:43:23

you don't recognize. Yeah. This guy comes

1:43:25

in all fucking heated, filming with his folks. He's like, where's

1:43:28

Kevin Brennan? He's like, I don't know who that is. That's

1:43:30

a good doorman. That's what you're supposed to say. Give that

1:43:32

man a raise. Yeah. So

1:43:37

that tape didn't come out. I'm like, shit, I gotta come

1:43:39

back in now. I'll try and

1:43:41

use. So that amazing thing that happened,

1:43:44

he didn't record that. But then he

1:43:46

came back and filmed this incident. My

1:43:48

God. John, you take your phone,

1:43:50

you take your phone, you wear a shirt, you wear

1:43:52

a shirt with a pocket, you take your phone, you

1:43:54

turn on the video, and you put

1:43:56

the phone in the pocket with the camera sticking

1:43:58

out of the pocket. and then you just walk

1:44:01

around and do whatever dipshit thing you have to

1:44:03

do and you have like a police body cam

1:44:05

and then you don't you don't touch

1:44:07

the phone again until you're done doing your dipshit

1:44:09

thing and then you hit stop and then you

1:44:11

have it all on video well that's what he

1:44:13

did the second time the first time he tried

1:44:15

to do the voice memo thing which

1:44:17

wouldn't have captured the amazing shot of the building

1:44:20

that we all saw so I'm glad he went

1:44:22

back to get this one I'll

1:44:24

use the video camera absolute full of shit

1:44:26

liar this is when I go back in and

1:44:28

I gotta come up with an excuse why I

1:44:30

went back in so I said just let

1:44:32

me give you my number so that's what

1:44:34

happens here something

1:44:37

gonna happen to this video? leave my phone number till with

1:44:39

it okay so now we're talking to the dormitory actually John

1:44:41

hold up I say

1:44:44

you were a fan from the old days? hell yeah thanks

1:44:46

buddy listen to this this guy

1:44:48

doesn't know what she's too young I know how

1:44:50

it's done correct the

1:44:52

elephant man, Nicole Bass yeah, yep Robin

1:44:55

yep the host I

1:44:57

don't know so he goes this

1:44:59

guy knows Stern Fred the elephant

1:45:01

boy, Nicole Bass Robin he's calling

1:45:03

out wackpackers obviously Robin the news

1:45:05

person so again he

1:45:07

isn't a fan of stuttering John Melendez he's

1:45:09

a fan of Howard Stern's show yeah

1:45:13

it's like if I ran into Casey Armstrong before

1:45:15

we met and I knew him I'd be like

1:45:18

oh shit Casey yeah I know you from Howard

1:45:20

Stern's show I didn't own a

1:45:22

Casey Armstrong t-shirt yeah

1:45:25

it'd be like if you ran into the drummer from Def Leppard

1:45:28

right you would be like oh man you're a

1:45:30

drummer from Def Leppard I know because you only

1:45:32

have the one arm right yeah

1:45:35

I don't care for your drumming but there's

1:45:37

some good guitar riffs in your music yeah

1:45:39

stuttering John stuttering John the best stuttering

1:45:42

John the best Kevin yeah

1:45:44

but did you yeah he's just saying that because

1:45:47

you're a famous person that's standing right in front

1:45:49

of him at this moment but also John was

1:45:51

the one who said Howard Stern's show right and

1:45:53

he's just like yeah Howard Stern's show he didn't

1:45:56

no he had to jog his memory he had to jog his

1:45:58

memory and then get him to come

1:46:00

Like this was all initiated by John. Kevin, I

1:46:02

said hi. I am very famous. Okay,

1:46:06

so now I give them, I give my number. Let me

1:46:08

get over here. Scrub through that, John. Right

1:46:11

about there. All

1:46:13

right. Yeah, don't

1:46:16

forget you have to say don't, don't, don't

1:46:18

cross the duke. How

1:46:21

does he not know don't cross the duke? He

1:46:23

plays that as fucking show every day. He's like,

1:46:25

uh, you gotta, don't forget. Cause I forgot cause

1:46:27

it's easy to forget. But don't,

1:46:30

don't, don't cross the duke. All

1:46:34

right, man. And

1:46:39

now this guy, when

1:46:42