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3:55

Jack. This is a suggestion from

3:57

Reverend Shitztain, powerful pooper in the disc. We've all

4:00

listened separately. We've not discussed it. We just beforehand,

4:02

let's get into it. The show hosted by Moby Jack. And

4:07

where I want to start is with he went

4:09

on a cruise and

4:11

he's a big gay man. And

4:14

he went on one of these big gay man

4:16

cruises and he wants to report

4:18

back what he was able to accomplish on this

4:20

cruise. So any of you ever gone on a

4:22

cruise before? No, I've never been

4:24

on a cruise, but I think they're

4:26

made for fat gay men. Well, yeah.

4:29

Well, we thought the entertainment, the

4:31

buffets, you know, floating around. So

4:34

the hot tub. So when

4:36

you go on a cruise, there's

4:38

food everywhere all the time. And

4:40

so unfortunately, a lot of people gain a little bit

4:43

of weight when they go on a cruise

4:45

and then you feel bad about yourself and you go

4:47

on a diet and you try to fix all that.

4:50

Not Moby Jack. Moby

4:53

Jack is here to report that he did very

4:55

well on this cruise. Hey,

4:58

Well watchers. So as

5:00

you can see, I am back

5:02

home in the old

5:06

bedroom here. Sadly

5:08

no longer carousing around

5:10

the Caribbean, but

5:12

I did bring home a souvenir of a nice

5:14

extra 13 pounds of

5:17

blubber. As

5:19

far as I can tell, most of which went right here.

5:23

How did I do that? You say? Pretty

5:26

much my nonstop eating. Yeah,

5:29

that's a world wondering how he did that. Cruiser

5:31

will be a pound today. So for an eight

5:33

day cruise, that would be eight pounds. So

5:36

I was above average. I've

5:38

always strived to be above average. So if you're just

5:40

listening to the show, I just want to tell you

5:42

that we're looking at a man who weighs over 400

5:44

pounds. Who's I'll

5:46

use the word topless. And

5:50

he cannot stop molesting his gut. He

5:53

is so proud of this thing. He's showing it

5:55

off and he's very proud that

5:57

he gained 13 pounds on this

5:59

recent. Cruz and he explains in

6:01

more detail how he's able to accomplish this.

6:05

And you would think that like, yeah, no, we got it. You

6:08

ate a lot of food, but you forget

6:10

when you eat a lot, like a big

6:12

meal, you kind of want to take a nap

6:14

afterwards. And I know a thing or two

6:16

about naps. Like if I eat a lot of calories, I

6:19

don't have the energy to keep it going at

6:21

that point, but he's figured it all out. You

6:24

know, a couple of days picked up a Starbucks iced

6:26

latte on the way to up

6:30

my caffeine to give me a little

6:32

bit more energy to keep eating. That's

6:34

interesting. So obviously

6:36

he hates his heart because he's like, I

6:38

want to eat as many calories as possible. But

6:40

we mix in some caffeine so I can keep it

6:43

going, keep this party going as long as possible as

6:45

well. Because obviously you can't start doing coke. You're going

6:47

to lose weight and your appetite if you do that.

6:49

Oh, yeah. I'm going to hit the Starbucks for

6:52

it. I feel like I

6:54

would need a bathroom break if I ate as much as this

6:56

guy does. He just pushes

6:58

right through it. Well, I mean, he's

7:00

not not caring about what he's doing, though.

7:02

He's very meticulous. It's almost like a science

7:04

that he's getting fatter. Like he kind of even

7:07

even, you know, takes an effect that he

7:09

might get tired if he eats too much.

7:11

So he ups his caffeine level in order to keep

7:13

eating. I mean, I got to give it to this

7:15

guy. You really

7:17

know what he's doing. We are witnessing

7:20

his weight gain journey. He's

7:22

what's known as a gainer. His

7:24

whole objective is to gain as much weight

7:27

as possible. That's why he's all proud of

7:29

himself. He's 13 pounds. He's above average. So

7:31

let's talk. He's gay. He's

7:34

a gay nerd. He's a gay nerd. Right.

7:37

Unlike he was a gay nerd. Very

7:40

different. Let's talk

7:42

about what his lunches were because he goes

7:44

through his whole thing about the breakfast. What

7:46

he would do is he would

7:49

have room service deliver breakfast that

7:51

included donuts and pancakes and

7:53

you know the usual things that you and

7:55

I would eat for breakfast. And

7:57

then after that he would go and meet his

7:59

friends for. real breakfast in the dining

8:01

area. So that's how breakfast

8:04

started. So then this is what his lunches

8:06

were. For lunches, you know,

8:08

in the main dining room, it was

8:10

often, you know, one to two appetizers, you

8:12

know, two

8:14

to three entrees and

8:17

a couple of desserts. Um,

8:19

okay. So how many

8:21

deal meal cards do you think he has to

8:23

pull from the one booklet and put into the

8:25

other side of the, I think.

8:29

I think he's like, it's like blackjack. I think he's

8:31

got six decks in there. Yeah. This is not, it's

8:33

not a daily deal of meal route.

8:35

I don't think so. Then he

8:38

talks about dinner and he has a

8:40

pre-dinner snack while he's also drinking cocktails,

8:42

he gets cocktails that have as many

8:44

calories as possible. Then he

8:46

gets his, uh, his dinner. And then

8:49

this is the desserts that he has. It was, uh,

8:52

three to four, sometimes five

8:54

desserts. Um, and

8:57

that's where I learned to make sure that I eat the

9:00

richest, you know, desserts first, um,

9:03

you know, eat the chocolatey ones first, cause, and then

9:06

save the fruitier ones for later to cleanse

9:08

the palate. I don't think he knows what

9:10

cleanses the palate. But

9:13

I liked that his strategy though, he was just like, all right, I

9:15

got to eat the calories first cause there's a possibility

9:18

I'll stop eating and then all the

9:20

fucked up and not ate all the

9:23

chocolate mousse and fudge. Just

9:25

had some fruit, like an idiot. So he's

9:28

got a strategy. This must be going, this

9:30

must be going under a category cause I'm seeing

9:32

a pattern here and you know, there's like that

9:34

guy, Nick Cotto avocado, the guys

9:36

like him, I just, if you

9:38

don't know who Nick, uh, Nick Cotto avocado

9:40

is, he's, he's all, he's also a gay

9:42

man who gained tons of weight in order

9:44

to gain followers and attraction

9:47

on YouTube. It's watching people

9:49

die. We're watching people kill themselves slowly and

9:51

kind of into the dabble verse, we can

9:53

kind of sweep, sort of into that guard

9:55

rail and say that we're kind of doing

9:57

that with, with mr. Melendez as well. kind

10:00

of watching this guy slowly kill himself. I

10:02

think it's like the new, it's like the new prime

10:04

time TV. Yeah. Do you know what

10:06

I mean? There's a note that I wrote down here

10:09

because I think he's cheating. Okay.

10:13

I'll put it this way. He's playing by

10:15

different rules in the rest of us. So

10:17

like the Chicago White Sox are

10:20

right now, they have the

10:22

ability to be the worst team ever in major leagues

10:24

as far as their record goes. They

10:26

might lose 120 games this season in baseball. What

10:31

if they just announced like, no, we're trying to lose

10:33

more games than anyone else. So it's like,

10:35

yeah, we're going to be the worst team in history

10:37

and that's what we're trying to do. It's like, yeah,

10:39

but the rules are you're trying to win games. Like

10:42

not our rules, we're trying to lose games. Like

10:44

fuck, they found a loophole. Like that's what this

10:46

guy's trying to figure out in life. He's just

10:48

like, I thought you guys think you need to

10:51

lose weight and not drink and eat too much.

10:53

You're idiots. I figured out a whole loophole to

10:55

this thing where you actually should eat and drink

10:57

as much as possible. I'm like, fuck. And

11:00

I figured that out. Right. This is

11:02

insane. So you think he's doing,

11:04

he's doing, he just knows he's a loser.

11:06

So he's leaning into the loser aspect in

11:08

his life. Like I'm going to be fed

11:10

anyway. So then that's a good teaser because

11:12

I actually have the journey coming up. He

11:14

did a video about his journey and

11:17

you'll find it's, there's a lot there. There's

11:20

a lot to learn about this guy, but producer Chris

11:22

has some thoughts about this because he's gone maybe out

11:24

the idiot. Well, yeah, but

11:26

when you listen to him and

11:28

hopefully you just are listening to him. It's

11:30

a lot to take in. He

11:33

sounds articulate. He sounds, he doesn't sound insane.

11:36

You know what I mean? Right. He's just

11:38

not factual about this. Correct. And serene.

11:41

Yes. And he calls the viewers,

11:43

the whale watchers. He thinks

11:45

that what he's doing is somehow entertaining

11:47

and noble and you know, to Zend's

11:49

point, yeah, we're watching John slowly but

11:51

surely kill himself, but all of us

11:53

are rooting for him to stop drinking.

11:56

Like no one's sitting there as a, you know,

11:58

Vince the lawyer, the exception. No

12:00

one's trying to get shot to drink more. We're

12:02

all going hey, we take a break buddy We

12:04

want you to last a little longer, you know

12:06

Whereas I think this community if there's fans of

12:08

this not a lot But if there's people watching

12:10

this and they're rooting for him to

12:13

just keep eating this crap food and drinking Then

12:16

they're not really concerned about him But

12:19

the easy part guys is going on a

12:21

cruise eating all day every day and gaining

12:23

13 pounds What's the hard

12:26

part because that's what that's the battle he faces

12:28

now that he's back and paying for it So

12:31

now it's gonna be all about you know, can I keep

12:33

it on? But

12:36

yeah, so between you know all the food which

12:38

we'll see in a little bit I tried to

12:41

take pictures of everything You

12:44

know between all of that and all the booze Went

12:47

through and counted up, you know They swipe your card

12:49

every time you get a train could even let you

12:51

have the drinks package or comes up a zero dollar

12:53

So I tallied it up and on

12:55

c-day as I was averaging 15 drinks a day And

12:59

on pork days I was averaging nine Okay,

13:02

so again, he's cheating

13:05

right? He's like he's like the hard part now is

13:07

to keep the weight on This would be like if

13:09

I got pulled over for a DUI and I'm like

13:11

no no officer You don't understand. I'm trying to blow

13:13

the highest BAC ever. I'm on my way to another

13:15

bar Yeah, right, you know you understand like actually yeah,

13:17

follow me I'm gonna do a couple shots and then

13:19

I'll get back in my car and you can pull

13:21

me over there Cuz I want the

13:23

record for that. It's like so that's

13:25

how I do this works. Sorry So

13:29

how fat do you think he is here guys if you had to

13:31

put a number on it? What number would you put on it 450?

13:34

I would say over 400. Yeah, 420. Okay. See I Feel

13:39

was would know something about this now

13:41

if you don't know Anthony recently had

13:43

a surgery, right? You've been you've been

13:45

losing the LBS. Yeah. No, I had

13:48

a yeah gastric

13:50

bypass surgery, so it's

13:54

Yeah, you eat a lot less calories because

13:56

you can't you can't physically eat a lot

13:59

and you just end up losing a bunch of weight. So

14:01

Anthony's actually playing by these things called the rules. What

14:04

the rules do is allow you to survive longer

14:06

and live a life. Sure. So

14:09

let's find out what he's

14:11

up to here. He's very proud of himself. Hopefully,

14:13

as I said, I gained 13 pounds, bringing

14:17

me up to 418. I

14:20

am hopeful that I will keep that

14:23

on. It's gonna be difficult, you know, not being

14:25

in an area where, or

14:27

in a situation where basically I

14:30

couldn't just lay around and eat and drink

14:32

all day, which is what I was doing

14:34

there. I just remember this is

14:36

the episode of The Simpsons, where

14:38

you guys saw where the Moo Moo. He's just

14:40

like, oh, wow, you're too fat. You're not gonna

14:42

work anymore? Sweet. Like, that's how dumb

14:44

this guy is. Literally

14:47

the dumbest cartoon character of all time.

14:49

He's emulating that. So very

14:51

good call at 420, 418. Oh

14:53

yeah, 420. Well, I know, you know, I know my

14:55

facts, man. Anthony, pick out any prize from the first

14:58

two rows over here. You got it. Okay,

15:02

I'll take the ham sandwich and the

15:04

jar. That's the vendor across the

15:06

way. You can't have that. Oh,

15:09

okay. All right, so we're watching

15:11

him on YouTube. He's got the YouTube channel, but

15:14

are there other ways that we can watch this

15:16

guy and support him? Oh, there

15:18

are. And there's

15:20

some sunrise and sunset

15:23

videos of me and my

15:25

belly over on my OnlyFans that you should. There

15:28

it is. So there

15:30

it is. It has an OnlyFans account.

15:34

Yeah. And I'm not sure

15:36

what a sunrise or sunset video is

15:39

with his belly as he describes

15:41

it. I'm not interested in finding out. I will

15:43

never know that. I'm good.

15:45

Well, I assume it's like watching the sunrise and

15:47

set like over his belly. Like

15:50

he kind of just sits there by the horizon.

15:52

Like his penis, you can't see the

15:54

sun. And he just describes it

15:56

to you. But over there, it's beautiful. A lot of

15:58

colors and stuff. You're like, okay. Take your word for

16:01

it So the

16:03

whole point of this one is that he took photos of

16:06

all of his meals while he was on the cruise And

16:08

then he shows them off at the

16:10

end and he says something I didn't find this

16:13

all that interesting but I have this one clip

16:15

because he says something that is This

16:18

is the craziest thing to me. I know all this is

16:20

crazy, but this is literally the craziest part to me You

16:23

know if it was you know kind of those a calorie

16:25

as a calorie as a calorie Yeah,

16:29

so as long as it didn't taste absolutely

16:31

revolting I continued eating it So

16:33

it's not even about like enjoying the food that

16:35

you're eating He just it's just

16:38

a slow suicide that like we've been saying then why

16:40

take pictures of it Well, I've never

16:42

seen a smoker who's like I don't even

16:44

like cigarettes. I just hate my lungs Just

16:48

try to destroy the group that filter off. I don't need

16:50

that shit Like what's what's the

16:52

point that he's just he's just like calories are great

16:54

no matter what I mean like for him like he's

16:56

like He was talking about before he gets himself prepared

16:58

to eat as much as he can like there's a

17:00

science to this with him There's it's

17:02

not because of pleasure. He's not doing it because he

17:05

loves to eat food He's doing it

17:07

because he's got like an ulterior motive. He's got a

17:09

mission which is why he might be crazy Because

17:12

if he was just like guys, I just really

17:14

like food, and I like drinking and you can't

17:16

say yeah me too I get it Do

17:21

you want to eat all the food you don't like all

17:23

day long no Why

17:26

have a theory, but it's gonna. I'll wait

17:28

till the end of okay the program to

17:30

like You know give my big reveal But

17:32

I'm very like now and now that I've

17:34

been watching these videos the past couple of

17:37

days. I've been very fixated on Where

17:40

this guy's going I want to see how fat he gets now.

17:42

I really do I want him I want him to win

17:45

Well, let's see because I pulled

17:47

this this is from before he was 400

17:50

pounds so he was he was a little under 400 here Hey,

17:55

well watchers welcome

17:57

to shake and share number four Well,

18:00

I'm sitting at about 391 pounds this morning, quite full right now. I'm

18:08

going to be adding

18:10

to it a cherry

18:13

cheesecake shake. So

18:15

is this a fadish or something? I

18:18

guess it has to be, right? It has to be someone who's

18:20

going to do this. Sure. Well, that's,

18:22

you see how he rubs his belly? Yeah. Like

18:25

the way he plays with himself, it's

18:27

almost like some sort of morbid masturbation.

18:30

He's doing it for somebody out there

18:32

who's definitely jerking off to this. Somebody

18:35

is watching him and getting aroused

18:38

by it. That's why he does OnlyFans. And

18:40

when he said he was gay, I'm like,

18:42

oh, there must be some kind of subculture

18:44

for gay men. It's kind

18:47

of like men who like bears, some

18:49

guys like big fat hairy dudes. This

18:51

guy is a whale. This guy is

18:54

the next level. Yeah, yeah, I got bored with

18:56

bears. I've had a bear in my life. I

18:58

remember the next day. I

19:02

want all the hugs from my dad who never hugged

19:04

me. That's where it's

19:06

going. Yeah, I think you're right. JJ

19:08

says cherry cheesecake shake sounds pretty good

19:10

though. Yeah, it does. That doesn't

19:12

sound like one of the calories of calories.

19:15

He's choosing that one specifically. How many calories do

19:17

you think are in the average load you swallow?

19:21

I've looked it up and I was on

19:23

a diet one. I

19:26

had to look it up. Here's

19:30

another video I found and this is for the

19:32

whale watchers out there. This is a rare profile

19:34

shot because we can all see

19:37

the belly and it's enormous, but you don't

19:39

even realize how big it is until you

19:41

see this. Wow.

19:45

So this

19:48

is interesting. Just showing off. He doesn't like his

19:50

heart, but he hates his spine. Look

19:52

at this. Look at that. Look

19:55

at that. If he was laying down, he'd be taller than me.

19:59

See that's his. He might get struck

20:01

with this on your YouTube fellow. This

20:03

is getting, this is fucking some dirty

20:05

shit. You're

20:14

right. All right. All right. Let's

20:17

go. Okay. So now

20:19

I want to talk about the weight gain journey he's been on.

20:21

So he's going to go back. He's going

20:23

to show you some old photos of him.

20:25

And he explains that, you know, he wasn't

20:28

very athletic in school growing up and he

20:30

wasn't, uh, it wasn't fat, but he wasn't

20:32

skinny or ripped or buff or tone or

20:34

anything like that, which I guess is

20:36

things that gay guys care about. I

20:39

couldn't tell you what my body type was when I was in

20:41

high school. Cause I don't care. But anyway,

20:43

so this is going back to, uh, he's

20:45

looking at 2004 actually in this one, you

20:49

know, fast forward to about

20:51

2004, um, which

20:53

is where we'll sort of start, uh, the

20:56

journey here. Wow. I

20:59

was probably, I was just going

21:01

to say that was Louis. That's

21:06

funny. So in 2004, he was 230 pounds,

21:08

but he doesn't even look to 30 in that photo. I

21:15

mean, it looks pretty, I was

21:17

about 230 pounds. Well

21:20

how tall is he? Cause I can be like six foot two

21:22

or six foot. Okay.

21:25

I'm six foot and two 30. So

21:29

he looks way better than you. What

21:32

he shows below here, that's crazy is

21:34

going back. So that was in 2004 in 2006, he got down to 178. Oh,

21:43

okay. So we actually decided

21:45

to lose weight and he was able

21:48

to do that, but he's going to

21:50

critique himself even when he's looking at himself when

21:52

he did lose the weight. Um,

21:55

but as you can see in these pictures,

21:58

you know, I'm still not. in any

22:00

way toned. I'm,

22:03

you know, I've got,

22:06

you know, muffin top. I've got

22:08

love handles still, you know, all

22:10

those things. I

22:13

mean, I think you're being a little bit too critical of your 180 pound self

22:15

right there. It

22:17

looks, you look good with a jerk off

22:19

in front of girls in a hotel room as far as I'm

22:21

going to say. I'd give it to

22:23

you buddy. All

22:26

right. So then he

22:28

explains, I thought for sure because

22:31

he's mentally ill. Obviously I thought for sure

22:33

he'd say something like, but this was not

22:35

me. I, you know, I

22:37

had to grow into who I am. What do you

22:39

think son? He says mentally ill. I don't

22:41

think him being gay is anything to do with it. Okay.

22:44

You're right. You're right.

22:47

Good point. I've come around. No,

22:49

yeah, for sure. For sure. I think,

22:51

you know, he's, you know, what body dysmorphia is

22:54

a thing and people usually are anorexic because of

22:56

it or bulimic. So maybe he's got the opposite

22:58

of that where you, he thinks he looks like

23:00

piece of shit at 170. That's

23:02

what I thought. But listen to this clip though. So

23:05

you know, I mean I was happy, but,

23:08

or you're happy to be

23:10

that light and it wasn't

23:12

onerous. Right? Like I think I

23:14

had done it, you know, it was mostly through, um, you

23:19

know, doing some slim fast stuff, you know, in

23:21

terms of, uh, for breakfast

23:23

and lunch. Um, and then

23:25

a sensible dinner. So he literally says I was

23:28

able to lose the weight pretty easily to get down to 178 and

23:31

I was happy being that way. Okay.

23:34

Well, what the fuck happened then? Cause that's

23:36

not what I was expecting at all when I was watching

23:38

this. Yeah, me either. What a twist. Okay.

23:42

So that he says between 2006 and 2011,

23:44

he fluctuated a little bit up and down

23:47

a little bit, nothing crazy. And

23:49

then he started with a personal trainer to build strength

23:52

in 2011. And so

23:54

now he's going to get into what started

23:56

happening as he's building strength and not doing

23:59

cardio. Obviously. Being a member

24:01

of the gay community. I was stressing about

24:03

weight, right? You know, I mean it

24:05

is what it is Okay. So

24:08

now we're looking at all these photos of him in 11 2013

24:10

thousand 14 2016 2017 he

24:15

went from 190 in 2011 and he's making a Muscle

24:19

he's buffet look at me and work with

24:21

the trainer all that stuff. He

24:24

goes up to 288 Two

24:27

years later. It's almost a hundred

24:29

pounds in two years Then he's

24:31

330 the next year 345

24:33

companies after that and 382 in September

24:36

of 2017 so

24:39

those are some big big changes right

24:41

there and Yeah,

24:44

it's surprising because he talks

24:46

about things that he used to enjoy

24:48

Oh again with the trainer, I wasn't

24:50

focusing too much on cardio. I was

24:53

biking a lot Absolutely loved you

24:55

know really kind of wish that I could

24:57

bike at this size But you know, it's

24:59

not really an option. He enjoys piking We

25:02

decided to get super fat and now we

25:04

can't do that anymore. Did a personal trainer

25:06

break his heart That's

25:08

weird, right? Yeah, who's this personal

25:11

trainer? Who's just like we need way more of a gut

25:14

You're gonna pass. No, I mean like broke his

25:16

heart. No, I know he's like well fuck health

25:20

That's a good question He

25:22

talks about how he was

25:24

on a kickball team But

25:31

he was on a he was on a kickball team and This

25:35

is interesting tidbit, you know, I was

25:37

playing kickball and we were on the

25:39

bear team and I

25:42

was the fattest At

25:44

190 and I'm like, excuse me.

25:47

So he was on the bear team at 190. He

25:49

was the fattest guy on the kickball team So

25:52

I guess he was he was being shamed for

25:54

being 190. He's just like, oh you think this

25:56

is shameful Wait

25:58

till you see what I can do. So Here

26:00

it is. Here is the saddest

26:03

clip that I have. I think this kind of sums

26:05

it all up. Like why did he go from a guy who

26:07

was able to lose weight, get down to 180, started

26:10

working out, liked riding his bike around.

26:13

Why did that change into what he is now over

26:15

400 pounds and bragging about it?

26:18

That like I really started, you know,

26:20

getting some attention for the

26:22

belly, you know, and

26:26

getting enough attention that I got through sort

26:28

of what I call the awkward fat stage.

26:30

I think all of us sort of have

26:32

that where, you know, the

26:35

fat is not exactly the way

26:37

we want it, right? So like

26:39

in those earlier, you know, stages,

26:41

I, you know, the upper portion

26:43

of my belly was not as big as the lower

26:46

portion. So, you know, I was

26:48

not as happy with it as I was.

26:51

He was getting negative attention when

26:53

he was a little overweight. But

26:55

then when he got obese, then

26:58

he got the attention that he wanted from people.

27:01

Right. And that awkward phase he went

27:03

through, I'm assuming that's his,

27:06

you know, his own

27:09

self trying to tell him to stop killing himself, you

27:11

know, at some point, because you

27:13

get your, I guess it's shame. I

27:15

guess that's the awkward phase. And then

27:17

at some point he just ate through the shame

27:20

and just said, fuck it. And that's where you're

27:22

now. You go from like, man, you've let yourself

27:24

go to, oh, this is your

27:27

thing now. Right. So

27:30

then you're just like, oh, that he wants to

27:32

be an obese loser. Okay. Well then you're killing

27:34

it. Right. The stage is a

27:36

grief. He's just accepting it. Right. That's

27:38

just what he's doing. Yes. I

27:40

think that's what he's explaining here is these different stages

27:43

that you're right. It's just acceptance at one point. It's

27:45

just like, you know what? I

27:47

don't really want to watch what I eat. And

27:49

I'm not a big fan of exercise. So I'll

27:51

just become a morbidly obese man. And

27:53

I just have one more clip on here because

27:56

I found this to be interesting. He

27:58

had this one video I was watching. when he

28:00

was on the cruise and he was

28:02

going around his room and he was

28:04

showing all the different stuff. And of

28:06

course, there's a CPAP machine next

28:09

to the badge, of course. And

28:12

so, I always wonder how a guy like this

28:14

even sleeps. And now I'm

28:17

regularly going to bed in the

28:19

420 range, still

28:22

waking up, not necessarily sort

28:24

of in the four, somewhere in 412

28:26

to 416ish range, waiting for all of these calories that

28:36

I've been eating to really

28:38

set up shop. Set

28:40

up shop. So, think about this. This

28:43

guy hates sleep because he literally loses

28:45

weight because he's not eating. So

28:48

his body's metabolizing some of these ridiculous amounts of

28:50

calories he's eating. He's like, God damn it, I

28:52

was 420 when I went to bed last night.

28:54

Now, 412, I got a long day

28:56

ahead of me. I got a lot of catching up to do.

28:59

This is nuts. All

29:01

right, are you ready for a big reveal here? How

29:04

fat have you guys been? What's

29:07

your fattest weight? I've probably been

29:09

210, maybe

29:11

pushing 215. How

29:14

tall are you? 5'11". 5'11".

29:19

So, you're a little bit taller than me. You were 210. That

29:22

was your highest? Yeah. Wow.

29:25

I'm very skinny calves. 240,

29:29

no, I was working in an Italian

29:31

restaurant and eating pork fat all

29:34

that fucking time. Just

29:36

everything was pork belly, pork fat, pork pork

29:38

pork. Those were the days, weren't they? Oh,

29:40

yeah, I miss it. Because

29:42

unlike this guy, I savored the food.

29:44

I loved it. I loved the taste of everything.

29:46

I wanted more. Yeah, we weren't eating calories just

29:48

for the sake of calories. We were making it

29:50

worth it. That's interesting.

29:53

No, my heaviest, I was 320 was my heaviest

29:55

and it was very... I

30:00

mean, like people were scared that I was

30:03

going to die or sit on. You know

30:05

what I mean? Like you see somebody that

30:07

big and you're like, that guy's going to

30:09

be dead by next, by next month. And

30:11

maybe, maybe in six months he's going to

30:14

die. There's, there's gotta be something in his

30:16

head that goes, I got, I

30:18

got to self preserve myself. Something's

30:20

gotta happen, but maybe not with this man.

30:22

I don't know. Okay. So that's

30:24

actually a perfect setup to what I'm going to

30:26

show you next. He has a website

30:28

where you can track his weight gain. And

30:32

so if you go on this guy's website,

30:34

you can see how he's accomplished

30:36

this. And you can see by this chart, he was going up and

30:38

up and up and up and up and up. And then he's lost

30:40

a little bit away and then it's back up and up and up

30:42

and up. The problem with this and

30:45

the problem with his YouTube channel is that he

30:47

hasn't posted anything over a year. And

30:50

so I was trying to figure out if he's dead

30:52

and I couldn't find anything. He

30:54

might not be with us anymore. Oh

30:57

my God. I know that said

30:59

like he's got a whole website like promoting this and

31:02

then what's the date on there? It's

31:04

like a 22, 22. That

31:07

was like the last time. Cause he even

31:09

said he lost weight during the pandemic. That's

31:12

what I guess this era is here. Wow.

31:14

And then he, then he learned how to start. He's the

31:16

only person that lost weight during the pandemic. He's

31:19

doing everything opposite, the opposite day with

31:21

this guy. It's incredible. So

31:24

yeah, is that I'm worried about him. I don't know

31:26

that this was the right way to do

31:28

things in his life. I would say

31:30

he's in a little denial with his beard color

31:32

too. Now all of a sudden he's a redhead

31:34

again. That's a little thing. He's

31:37

going to the salon. Yeah.

31:39

Yeah. Yeah. It's

31:43

spending too much time with the beauty parlor. Is

31:45

that, is that the problem with those guys? Yeah.

31:47

Getting a little gray guys. Not

31:49

looking, not looking healthy. So anyway,

31:52

that's Moby Jack and I've really never

31:54

come across anything like this. This is

31:56

all news to me. I

31:58

wonder if there's like something, a. version of this like

32:00

meth heads. We're just like,

32:03

oh my God, I tried to see how much

32:05

math I could do yesterday. I think I could

32:07

beat that by record. I really think I could

32:09

be like, I don't even like math, I don't

32:11

even like being high on math. I'm just the

32:13

best at doing math. You know, it's just like,

32:15

okay. Well, it definitely goes into stuff like weed.

32:18

I've seen people take copious amounts of THC and

32:21

that's their thing. Like they'll take a thousand. They

32:23

whole school their kids in Alabama. Is

32:25

that what you're telling us? Yeah. I

32:29

make him look like a pussy. Like these

32:31

people are drinking like, you know, thousand milligram

32:33

fucking drinks and stuff. And they're just getting

32:35

way out of their heads, but

32:37

that stuff that people, people love to

32:39

watch stuff like this. I mean, who

32:41

doesn't? So Reverend shit stain who sent

32:43

me this says that is a thing.

32:46

And I forgot that there is a

32:48

subwriter. They covered on subreddit surfing for

32:50

people who do math. And I guess

32:52

there are some braggadocious

32:54

bastards out there. Talking

32:57

about how good they are doing math. Go figure.

33:01

I'm going to brag. All

33:04

right. Let's let's hit our. Cringe

33:06

of the week. Cringe of the week.

33:09

Today's cringe of the week comes in from

33:11

none other than Adam thorough. Thank you, Adam.

33:14

And this is a show called cat

33:16

comedy life with Bucky. Here's

33:19

the note that came in from Adam. He says this

33:22

podcast is legit sad. It

33:24

features a man and his cat

33:26

Bucky, who hosts with real

33:29

meowing sounds. It includes

33:31

random sounds without punch lines, jokes, and

33:33

visual bits, such as a

33:35

tap dancing routine by the Buckeyes, despite

33:37

no visual version being available. This

33:40

clip contains Bucky's intro, a bit

33:42

about Bucky receiving a telegram from

33:44

Ryan Gosling and a phone call

33:46

segment demonstrating it's random

33:48

humor without payoffs without

33:50

further ado. The world's

33:53

most amazing cat Bucky. Telegram

33:59

Western. It's a telegram from Ryan Gosling.

34:01

Yes, yes, of course I'll read it.

34:03

Dear Bucky, is it too late to

34:05

register for the 2029 Feline Music Awards?

34:10

Of course, yes, the 2029 Feline

34:12

Music Awards. Still

34:14

time to register, Ryan. Good day.

34:18

Right now, you and your cat can save 50%

34:20

on our Day at the Spa Annual Membership. How

34:26

do you keep getting to the end of the day? How do you

34:28

keep getting this number? Okay, now the

34:30

fuck is going on? Why would Ryan Gosling

34:32

send that? I have no idea. It's

34:35

a telegram. It doesn't even make sense. We have

34:38

to look into that show a

34:40

little bit more. I think Gary from San

34:42

Diego would really appreciate this show. I think he would be

34:44

like, this guy sounds like

34:46

he's pretty well adjusted. Judy, living a good life

34:49

with his cat. Wow. So

34:53

he's playing both parts. He's playing the cat and him.

34:55

Yeah, I think he's got a soundboard for the cat.

34:57

I don't think the cat's actually meowing on demand. Okay.

35:00

I would imagine. Yeah. I

35:03

think Bucky may have gone the way of Moby Jack. It

35:05

may be. All right. Well,

35:08

I have a runner up for us today for

35:10

Cringe of the Week. Because

35:13

our boy Aaron Imholt from SteelTail,

35:16

we've been following him lately as a lot

35:18

of the internet has because, as

35:20

you know, Aaron decided to

35:23

start swinging or wife swapping

35:26

with the Riquitas and

35:28

everyone's having fun doing drugs, fucking each

35:30

other's wives. All good times, good times.

35:33

And Aaron goes, guys, not cool.

35:36

We got to stop doing this right now and

35:39

decided to leave the party. And they're like, all

35:41

right, well, we're going to keep doing the party

35:43

thing. Later, Aaron. See a dork. You

35:45

know, so a few weeks goes by and then

35:48

Aaron decides, well,

35:50

I thought maybe they'd see it my

35:52

way. Maybe I'll get them all in

35:54

trouble instead. And starts talking about his

35:57

cocaine use and Molly and all this

35:59

crazy shit. And people

36:02

disagree with me, I think Aaron's one of those

36:04

people disagrees with me, that he

36:06

definitely had a lot to do with

36:08

the Riquitas and his now ex-wife April

36:10

all getting arrested through a

36:13

search warrant drug bust. Because the

36:15

search warrant says on it that

36:17

they were watching Aaron's show when he was talking about

36:19

the drug use and everything while hanging out with the

36:22

Riquitas. They went, okay, well that's more

36:24

evidence for us, thank you very much, we'll type

36:26

that right up, show it to the judge, and

36:28

says, yeah, go ahead and ram the door down

36:30

and get right in there and see what's doing.

36:33

So they did, and there were a lot

36:35

of arrests made. So now,

36:37

fast forward, Aaron Imholt gets

36:39

a divorce from April. This

36:42

all happened in the last two months, this one's so crazy about

36:44

this whole story. All of this happened in the last two months.

36:46

April's a co-host of Aaron's show.

36:49

April's all of a sudden off the show, Aaron pretends

36:51

everything's fine, she just doesn't wanna be on the show

36:53

anymore. Next thing you know, Aaron

36:55

says I'm getting a divorce, then he starts

36:57

talking about drug use and children being around,

37:00

drug use and neglecting children and says all

37:02

this shit, then the Riquitas get arrested, and

37:04

then Aaron says I'm finalizing my divorce, and

37:06

then he does, and then next thing you

37:08

know, he's like, hey guys, guess what, I

37:10

got a new side piece. Not

37:12

a side piece, I guess he's got a new girlfriend. So

37:14

he's all excited about this. And

37:17

it's crazy, cause you'd think, stop

37:19

talking about your personal life. Like

37:21

this is not going well for anyone involved. I

37:24

wouldn't wanna be in this guy's personal life, I wouldn't want

37:26

him talking to the internet about me,

37:28

I can't imagine any girl would want that

37:30

either. And the

37:32

thing that we learned about from all of this

37:35

is that Aaron was neglecting his show in

37:37

order to party with April and the Riquitas,

37:40

cause when he came out and explained all of this,

37:42

they were staying up all night, they'd be driving back

37:45

and you'd have to drink all these caffeinated beverages during

37:47

the show in order to stay awake, and April was

37:49

out of it and strung out and all this stuff

37:51

and you're like, well, if you don't care about your

37:53

show, then why should we care about your show? So,

37:58

let's forward to last. Last

38:00

night, Aaron normally would

38:02

do a show, an evening show that

38:04

he does, with I

38:07

believe his co-host Matt, but

38:09

then he does this instead. It's so

38:11

nice out. It's beautiful.

38:14

Do you want me to turn this? It's

38:20

so nice out that we decided we're taking

38:22

the night off. So this is him just

38:24

streaming from his phone. It's called the patio

38:26

pop-up show. And

38:28

he's just in his backyard

38:31

with his co-host Matt, having

38:33

a couple beers, talking

38:35

about how they're taking the night off. Everything's

38:40

been really good with the show and

38:42

whatnot. Everything's been going crazy. I

38:46

feel like I did this wrong because there's literally

38:48

nobody watching. I

38:51

don't know what I did wrong. I

38:54

definitely dicked this up. We've been live for 40

38:56

seconds and it says zero. Oh, there's a like.

38:59

So that means someone saw it. Oh, this is

39:01

turning into OP level shit. You're

39:04

going to start doing a roll call for the same. Yeah.

39:08

Jesus, dude. So

39:11

he was expecting a

39:13

big turnout for this

39:15

impromptu Instagram. Where is

39:17

everybody? It's

39:21

kind of weird. You take the party from somewhere.

39:24

You're at studio, whatever, you know, 64. What

39:27

was I called? Studio 54. Yeah.

39:32

And now you're taking it to some

39:34

parking lot somewhere. I don't know. Maybe

39:37

he doesn't need to do his show anymore. Is

39:39

this like his big swan song? Maybe.

39:43

Well, let's find out why he's decided. It's a

39:45

nice night. It's June in Minnesota. So

39:48

he wants to take advantage of that. Why am

39:50

I such a... This makes me always look like such a

39:52

boomer when I do this. Like,

39:54

ah, there's nobody on there. Are you supposed

39:56

to hold it in landscape or portrait when

39:59

you do this? Am I holding it like

40:01

a black? No

40:03

orientations locks rotate device back. I would

40:05

you say am I holding it like

40:07

a black? So

40:10

same show just a different venue,

40:13

okay He's literally

40:15

stealing that from Anthony Kubia Who

40:17

would go on and on about when you watch

40:20

world star videos? It's never

40:22

in landscape and you can

40:24

see a lot more landscape You know, I mean

40:26

like if a fight breaks out McDonald's you got

40:28

to hold your phone the proper way to really

40:31

capture all the elements Right.

40:33

Sorry that I think that's what he's referring to Well, if you

40:36

hold your gun that way you should hold your phone that way

40:38

does that make sense? It's funny

40:40

you say that because Anthony always says

40:42

God like this phone like this Do

40:46

it the wrong way both both accounts All

40:49

right, you lock your orientation. All

40:52

right, we Michael B says

40:54

and a dislike M

40:56

Kowalski says here for Matt Yeah,

40:58

we're coming on for a couple minutes here

41:00

and just letting you know, we're not doing a

41:02

show tonight Like I said, the

41:05

weather is fantastic Chris

41:07

if I ever do this Ever

41:10

fucking do this. You gotta say something to

41:12

me as a friend like just be like

41:14

pull me aside like listen It's getting away

41:16

from you, buddy In

41:23

central Minnesota, no, we're not doing hot tub

41:25

2.0 God Thank

41:28

God, you know, yeah, so trampoline strange. Oh

41:30

you want to do trampoline strange So

41:33

that's his attempt at self-deprecating humor because he

41:35

did the hot tub stream with the ricketas

41:38

And it's one of the most embarrassing things he's ever done So

41:41

he's got a breathing. Hey guys, we're not doing

41:43

that right? Well, it's up there In

41:46

through slam piece can hold the camera. Oh,

41:48

okay. So that's his new

41:50

girlfriend's nickname slam piece Okay

41:54

So that's why he's getting there. He was holding it and he's

41:56

like, oh whoops. Maybe I should bring it over here He didn't

41:58

want to show slam piece God forbid

42:01

the internet was what she looked like. I can

42:03

only imagine. Melted would be doing a 24 hour

42:05

stream right now if she was on this. Yeah.

42:08

And we'll fucking do... Take your shirts off

42:10

and our eight cups can bounce. I'll check

42:13

our shirt. Come down to Kilroy

42:15

and take our shirts off. I

42:19

also don't mean to be gay. I

42:21

don't know

42:23

if I can say anything after that. I

42:27

don't want to be gay. But

42:29

it is June and I'm looking at my... I'm

42:31

filming myself. I'll

42:34

take a lot of shit from you people on most days. I

42:37

don't look bad tonight. I

42:39

don't hate the way I look. I

42:42

feel like my head is less round and

42:44

more squared off and German and... You got

42:46

less chins than... It's already bad enough that

42:49

instead of doing his show, he's out on his

42:51

back porch with his buddy going, hey, we're not

42:53

doing a show. It's too nice out tonight. But

42:55

then he had to go and I look hot.

42:58

Listen, if you want to take the day off, take

43:01

the day off and enjoy it. Why be awkward? Why

43:04

be awkward on camera? He doesn't look like he's having a

43:06

good time. He looks like he feels like he has to

43:08

do this. Well, also I think

43:10

he's always on guard but trying to pretend he's

43:12

not. So he's acting like, dude, I

43:14

don't care what the internet says about me. I don't give a

43:16

shit. I'll do whatever. And then he's like,

43:19

oh, fuck, I probably should have said that. Done

43:21

that. Yeah, he definitely comes off as a joyless

43:23

individual. Yes. Things have gotten

43:25

to him for sure. But he's trying to pretend

43:27

like, hey, look at me. I'm just enjoying myself.

43:30

Everything just rolls right off my back. I'm

43:33

looking hot tonight. Okay. Well,

43:35

he, Chris is right. He must have had

43:37

something. I mean, cause he was having a

43:40

good time with all those other people with,

43:42

with April and Nick and his,

43:44

and his wife. Something

43:46

happened at one point. It got

43:48

to the point where either they, they kicked him out or,

43:52

or he was just the odd man

43:54

out. He was like, fuck this. He's

43:57

like, he, he got out of that

43:59

situation. And then he just blew their

44:01

spot up zen and now he's doing

44:03

something else. He's literally the nerd

44:06

you invite to the party Who

44:08

then wants to call your parents afterwards?

44:11

And tell them all the shit like he

44:13

literally called april's parents He's

44:15

the guy he's a dork He can't

44:18

hang right so the fact that he got kicked out

44:20

of that whole thing is because he's just like guys

44:22

We have to keep doing molly and coke every night.

44:24

They're like get the fuck out of your door He

44:26

went to the party got a nosebleed had to have

44:28

his mom pick him up He

44:30

got the party busted right again. It has Bob

44:32

call the cops out the party like wow There's

44:34

other age kids drinking in there like what? They

44:39

had to sit with jug dish and all

44:41

the other guys at the fret house and He's

44:45

like this sucks man. This really fucking blows. I

44:47

mean, I feel like they were they were banging

44:49

each other having a great time Yeah,

44:51

he's got to sit in the corner and jerk off and

44:54

that wasn't working out for him. I think

44:56

you enjoyed it for a while though I Think

45:02

Melton exaggerates those I think he's got a

45:04

chin enhancer Because he's

45:06

got a circle fat face so it hides

45:08

his chin He has no chin definition and

45:10

he has that horrible stringy serial killer beard.

45:12

Uh-huh. So I think he has like some

45:15

kind of chin Enhancement.

45:17

Oh, so the same thing that reduces his

45:19

chins on his stream He used to and

45:21

he's giving up though on looks because like

45:23

he weighs 475 pounds I

45:26

mean I you can't be upset when someone like Melton insults

45:28

you because you look at him and he's like that guy

45:30

would Hang himself if he didn't have someone to make like

45:32

he didn't make fun of people He'd have

45:34

to get to know himself and well

45:36

probably shouldn't talk about looks all that much I would

45:38

agree with him on that He's making

45:41

some points right there when Melton was zooming

45:43

in on April's forehead and conga. I'm just

45:45

like I mean class

45:48

house yeah Once

45:51

you get to know that guy It's

45:54

over Johnny, so anyway guys

45:56

we're not doing anything tonight. Well.

45:58

We're obviously doing something tonight but

46:01

we're not doing a show because I said you

46:03

know what beautiful out

46:06

things are going well fuck

46:09

it we'll take one for us so

46:12

oh my god all right we're gonna get out of here

46:15

because now there's girls there's

46:17

girls here so we're gonna

46:19

leave oh that cigar stained my

46:21

teeth yeah I'm leaving cuz now I'm starting to

46:23

feel worse and worse about myself all right talk

46:25

to you guys later Matt say goodbye be so

46:28

Matt we're gonna be this weekend good do your

46:30

plugs I don't have any damn it I

46:33

don't have plugs sir well he's such a nerd

46:35

this girls here hey guys guess what we're hanging

46:37

out with girls tonight that's how we're not doing

46:40

a show it

46:42

the beta energy is yeah fucking

46:44

crazy it's like that's

46:47

why I was talking about before to set up that whole

46:49

clip I was talking about the fact that like he couldn't

46:51

wait to brag about having a new girlfriend

46:54

already when he's just be keeping his personal

46:56

life quiet for a while if not forever

46:58

but he's just like hey guys guess what I

47:00

did I got my penis wet you're like okay

47:02

Aaron you're an adult man

47:05

for purposes you know

47:07

keep it quiet until everything is all settled you know

47:09

cuz I mean you never I

47:12

just don't understand why anybody

47:14

would want to get a girlfriend after you

47:16

just broke up with your fucking wife I

47:18

have no problem with that you want to

47:20

get on the rebound and have that happen

47:22

like great but don't act like you're in

47:24

love already that just makes you look like

47:26

a simp it's so lame you

47:28

just got a divorce and now you're like in love

47:30

and you gotta like not do the show because I'm

47:32

gonna have my girlfriend push me on the swings tonight

47:35

okay and you have a girlfriend

47:39

and you call her slam piece that's

47:42

right oh that mean you call

47:44

them baby's obviously alpha he's dating

47:46

slam yeah yeah no I'm

47:49

dating a whore bag she loves it yeah you

47:51

like that for a bag right when I call

47:53

you it worked out so well with the other

47:55

one that all

47:58

right let's uh let's change gears real

48:00

quick because I have

48:02

a song that came in that I'm very

48:04

excited about. It's called Old

48:07

Aged Middler Dabbling Comics

48:11

and what we have here

48:13

is a WATP super group that

48:15

is formed. They put together

48:18

a song for our episode

48:20

500 but this

48:22

super group officially called the Bagslappers is

48:25

made up of Mr. Magenta and the editor

48:27

Jody B. Pornstash J.

48:30

and Adam Thoreau. These

48:32

five guys are getting together and putting

48:34

together this music. They also have a

48:37

logo they put together for this

48:40

song. I think I want to show

48:42

that on the screen as well. Okay,

48:45

so yeah, check out this tune

48:48

from the Bagslappers,

48:51

the debut of

48:53

old age middler dabbling comics. And as

48:56

you can see on this

48:58

image, we're including Stuttering

49:00

Jodt, Jadzu Mok, Ray

49:02

DeVito, and Kevin Breden

49:06

in the scene. Old

49:08

age middler dabbling comics, Old

49:10

age middler dabbling comics, Old

49:13

age middler dabbling comics, Losers

49:15

with the podcast, Total Bears,

49:17

they're the world's most useless

49:19

celebrities. Old age

49:21

m Beetle dabbling comics, their

49:23

husbands trained hard to use

49:25

grinskeren. Old age middler dabbling

49:28

comics, with the devil first

49:30

attacks, these snow named jigs

49:32

become the wet bag. Old

49:34

age middler dabbling comics, Old

49:36

age middler dabbling comics, Carla's

49:38

got a snipe in there

49:40

by street. Old age middler

49:42

dabbling comics, Kevin Britten screams,

49:44

Zuma cries and skits. Old

49:47

age middler dabbling comics, Stuckey

49:49

Joe will think just so.

49:51

Grado Vito is fucking retarded

49:53

dude. Old age middler dabbling

49:56

comics, Old age middler dabbling

49:58

comics, Old age Well

50:00

done boys. Well done. Keep those

50:02

coming. They'll

50:11

make their rounds. Yeah. Can't wait to

50:14

show up on a manhole cover somewhere.

50:16

That's a fun one. Speaking

50:19

of which, I played this on our bonus

50:21

show yesterday and I'll play it again on who

50:23

are these socials tomorrow, but I have to

50:25

play it here because we were breaking down with

50:27

Missy B and Carter Woke Dad. If

50:29

you listen to where these socials are,

50:32

if you listen to my appearances on

50:34

the Drew Lane show, we talk about

50:36

this TikToker, Daniel Alexander. He told this

50:38

story about how he brought

50:40

his young children to Comic-Con and

50:43

they were all excited about these superheroes and they

50:45

came back home and they're like, can we draw

50:47

our favorite superhero? And he goes, all

50:50

right, normally I'd have you eat your Brussels sprouts now,

50:52

but it's a fun day. So go ahead, draw

50:54

your favorite superhero. And they

50:57

both drew him, Daniel

50:59

Alexander, your superhero. Then he went to

51:01

TikTok to talk about this.

51:08

And so I believe my buddy Drew

51:10

Lane had this idea and then another

51:12

person put this together, but this is

51:14

fantastic. I would do anything

51:16

in my power to keep them happy, healthy,

51:18

and safe. The name that they would call

51:20

their superhero was I

51:23

stand up against injustice, standing

51:26

up for what's right, dress

51:29

up and have fun and

51:32

call them out on his bad behavior, homophobia,

51:35

transphobia. It's

51:38

the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life. I

51:41

create safe spaces for kids. I

51:45

have two queer kids myself, kids

51:48

in the trans community. Sometimes

51:51

it just takes me correcting people. My

51:53

kids superhero trying to make the world.

52:00

world a better place. Amazing.

52:09

That's how you do it. So

52:11

well done. I don't know how much time I

52:13

love those stories. When we woke people tell you

52:16

stories about how their five year old kid was

52:18

like, but, but why is there so much bigotry

52:20

and hatred in this world? And I looked at

52:22

my five year old kid and I was like,

52:25

Yeah, thank God. It's not

52:27

us though. Thank God. I accept you

52:29

as being a queer two spirit

52:32

or whatever the fuck five or as these days,

52:34

I don't even know. But

52:38

the emancipation proclamation, come on,

52:40

come on. All

52:43

right. We have Zedden here. We have dabble

52:45

con coming up. You know what we got

52:47

to talk about. Yeah.

53:05

And I want to play a quick promotion

53:07

for devil God do because our friends over

53:11

at a Tukey soup and potato

53:13

soup and OJ and

53:15

Cardiff in the morning or whatever that

53:18

show's called, put together this fantastic promo

53:20

for us. Hey losers.

53:22

It's the Duke of the devil verse

53:25

stuttering. John Melendez here to

53:27

tell you about devil con

53:29

two in Rochester, New York,

53:31

August 16th and 17th. All

53:34

of your favorite devil for streamers will

53:36

be there like lady K the shit

53:39

wayer, but dabbler with Tukey, the potato,

53:41

the orange Bob Levy. And of course

53:43

the racist Anthony ready

53:45

for an action packed weekend of

53:47

crashing me and drinking for double

53:50

time to in Rochester, New York,

53:52

August 16th and 17th. Don't be

53:54

a bag. WATP.

54:00

God, John

54:02

loves that word. He's got

54:04

to stop with the ups, it's offensive to a lot

54:07

of people out there. But he didn't

54:09

call Anthony Pocky, which I appreciate. Right.

54:11

That was, that was good. I'm just a

54:13

racist. Yes. Right. Right.

54:16

Um, this is a fun song. We

54:18

are going to use this for stuttering,

54:20

John, my buddy, uh, Mike, who oftentimes

54:22

is checks out Howard Stern show and

54:24

gives me a heads up correspondent. Mike

54:26

correspondent. Mike said this over to me.

54:28

He saw this on Instagram as a

54:30

perfect song. It's from a, we are

54:32

the dream eaters on Instagram. This

54:35

could be a new song for John. Can I

54:37

get a little sympathy because I got a bloody

54:39

ass. I'm

54:49

bleeding generously because

54:51

I got a bloody ass. So

54:54

that's a bloody ass perfect

54:56

for stuttering, John. And

54:58

then before we get into our clip package, I know

55:00

John likes it when we call it a package. I

55:03

have a package for us today, but this

55:05

is another sign that came in from an anonymous

55:07

source and this is a

55:09

stuttering John Sog for us. You

55:12

guys be F and ends and

55:14

the F and J's. They are

55:16

fucking losers. Oh, baby. I'm coming

55:18

for you. Bye. I'm gonna

55:21

be at your place. Oh yeah. An

55:23

idiot. And come up to your face. I am suing. You've

55:25

never been arrested. Coming for your body. That's a

55:27

fact. Joe. The Duke coming for you

55:30

by. Bitch, go into your place. Suttering John. The

55:32

land is right in your face. I'm more powerful

55:34

than God. You guys will be singing that later

55:36

on. Guaranteed. I'm not a bad guy. I'm a

55:38

bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad

55:40

guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy.

55:42

I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm

55:44

a bad guy. I'm a bad guy.

55:46

I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. Is

56:00

him and Kevin Brennan because he's constantly

56:04

He's acting like he's engaging in this

56:06

this war, you know, it's battle the

56:08

brains with Kevin Yeah, like you know

56:10

like they're going like they're like Their

56:13

adversaries like their nemes see you know, like

56:15

equal and Kevin's like did he just say

56:17

stuff about me? I'm not even

56:19

paying attention to this They

56:21

have an again off again relationship

56:24

and Kevin's just like I never give a fuck about

56:26

you John I don't know why you think I did

56:28

I brought you back for three

56:30

thousand dollars to get eyeballs at

56:32

MLC It wasn't like Kevin

56:34

and this is the same thing John had

56:36

this crazy thought that he was gonna be

56:38

Anthony Kumi's co-host on compound media He

56:41

thought that he was gonna be Kevin Brennan's

56:43

co-host like these guys never considered you for

56:45

a second You're the laughingstock.

56:47

He's such a moron So

56:50

I actually I don't normally do this, but

56:53

I am on top of shit from today John

56:56

show wasn't even over before we started today and I already have

56:58

clips From John show today because

57:00

I was watching closely as you

57:02

know things have escalated quite a bit Since

57:05

we last checked in on John He

57:07

was promising to head down to the

57:09

precinct to make sure that Kate Meaney

57:11

was arrested He was

57:14

promising to file FBI reports

57:17

and this is all over the

57:19

fact that Kate Meaney recorded their phone

57:22

calls and Then came

57:24

on point dabble point told us about what John had

57:26

said We didn't play any phone calls on the show.

57:28

No, not that anyone's saying that we did we didn't

57:31

But then later on on the uncle Rico

57:33

show they played a clip of

57:35

John using that epsilon And

57:38

to which John came out and said I was

57:41

probably just doing my spicoli impression. Well, no first

57:43

he goes. That's AI Yeah,

57:46

that's AI John and then

57:48

he goes. I mean, maybe I was doing my spicoli

57:50

impression I guarantee John goes I

57:52

guarantee rapture because she really cut it off

57:54

right after I said that I probably went

57:57

You know, it's picoli fast times, whatever so

58:00

She was like, all right, let's see what

58:02

he says after that. Let's see if he says

58:04

I'm just kidding or whatever. Because basically Kate Meaney

58:06

was talking about her boyfriend likes a certain cocktail,

58:08

the espresso martini. And

58:10

John said that he's an absolute for that. And

58:13

then she really played the longer version where

58:15

John did not say he was joking, wasn't

58:17

doing a spicoli impression. And

58:19

here's how you know, I'm serious about this. So

58:23

because of this, John thinks and I,

58:26

I think that John really thinks this, okay, which

58:28

is why he's such a fucking loser. He

58:31

thinks that because he was in

58:33

California while he was talking to Kate Meaney, that

58:35

he can get Kate Meaney arrested and everyone

58:38

who's playing this arrested and

58:40

thrown in prison for, and their parents and

58:42

their parents too. Yeah. He's going to sue

58:44

them. He's going to get them arrested. Everyone's

58:46

going to prison. He said something.

58:48

I don't have this clip for today's package, but he said something

58:50

the other day where he goes now

58:52

it's only a misdemeanor, but you

58:54

could be fined up to $2,500 and you

58:57

could spend up to a year in jail.

58:59

He goes, so, okay, maybe they only spent

59:01

six months in jail. You

59:03

fucking idiot. That's not how

59:05

this works. That's how misdemeanors work at all. Could

59:08

you imagine there are people in jail for

59:10

misdemeanor? Yeah,

59:15

that's, that's silly. Like it's

59:17

a misdemeanor that you don't go to

59:19

jail for that. I mean, you barely

59:21

go to jail for felonies these days.

59:23

I don't know what he expects to

59:25

happen with this. My favorite is he's

59:27

just like, yeah, California. They don't like

59:29

it when people record phone calls. They

59:32

don't care if you're Robert Rite Aid

59:34

in California. What are you talking about?

59:36

John, you can do anything you fucking

59:38

want in California. They've stopped enforcing the

59:40

law. This is a well-known

59:42

fact about California. Yeah. The only

59:44

wilder place is Florida. Yeah,

59:47

that's right. For very different

59:49

reasons, but yes, I agree. So

59:51

John comes out on his show today

59:54

and he explains and people are putting

59:56

one in the chat. That's

59:58

one of the funniest things too. is that John

1:00:00

was boasting about people were watching his show. He's

1:00:03

all braggadocious about, I got 900 people

1:00:06

in here. And someone's like, yeah, but eight or

1:00:08

90 of them hate you. He's just like, that's

1:00:10

not true. That's not true. So then a super cherry says, put

1:00:13

one if you hate John and the

1:00:16

whole chat, just, but just once for

1:00:18

days. And then a

1:00:20

few moments later, maybe five, seven minutes later, John

1:00:22

goes, I don't know why people keep typing one

1:00:24

to do this. Like it was going on forever.

1:00:27

And you'd already forgotten why people were doing that.

1:00:30

He's got selective memory when it comes to things

1:00:32

that aren't, you know, working out for

1:00:34

him. He didn't remember. You

1:00:38

didn't know Chris Silva was when he

1:00:40

popped up on his, on his page. Like, I don't

1:00:42

know where that is. And that's his,

1:00:44

that's his nephew. So all right.

1:00:48

Yeah. This is John

1:00:50

starting off his show from today, talking about

1:00:52

what he's up to. Don't

1:00:54

worry. Don't

1:00:57

worry. I filled out

1:00:59

the report with the FBI and I will

1:01:01

make sure they uphold the rule of law.

1:01:05

Okay. Not only one report,

1:01:07

three, three reports against

1:01:11

Kate Meaney, shit

1:01:14

where and you, and

1:01:16

then of course the potato. So

1:01:19

don't think, Oh, and also obnoxious.

1:01:21

John, you guys think that

1:01:24

I'm not going to fucking, do

1:01:26

what I'm supposed to do. Do what you're supposed to

1:01:29

do. You're supposed

1:01:31

to come back with jokes and pranks and other

1:01:33

people. That's what you're supposed to do. He's just

1:01:35

like, obviously my obligation now is to get the

1:01:37

FBI involved in the devil verse. Nope. Also,

1:01:41

I love the idea that he's filling out these reports.

1:01:43

He doesn't even know these people's names. The fact that

1:01:45

he's just going, and I got the

1:01:48

potato in there and obnoxious. John is also in

1:01:50

there. This is insane. He

1:01:53

sent a cease and desist to truly and put

1:01:55

our names on it. He can't even. He

1:02:00

has to get a group rate with even his

1:02:02

legal document. Right. And please let

1:02:04

Zeddhauser know that he also needs to

1:02:07

cease and desist. Yeah, I'll give a

1:02:09

call right now, Jon. We'll

1:02:11

get right out of there for you. It's

1:02:13

insane. This guy, I think he won

1:02:15

one little litigation that Sirius was backing

1:02:17

against him and Sharon Stone one time,

1:02:19

and now he's like all about trying

1:02:21

to be a snare. He

1:02:24

never worked for Sirius. So

1:02:26

back then he was on K-Rock

1:02:28

and he literally was assaulted by

1:02:30

her bodyguards and they settled out

1:02:32

of court. He could have made way more

1:02:35

money probably if he'd actually taken it to court, but

1:02:37

they're like Sharon, someone was like, all right, we shouldn't

1:02:39

have pushed this guy down. He hurt his back and

1:02:41

stuff. Here's 30,000 bucks. And

1:02:44

Jon Brans about that. Like he knows how the

1:02:46

law works now because of that. Yeah, he just

1:02:48

don't hurt his back further grabbing that check. So

1:02:52

many of you know Twitter, oh, there's never

1:02:54

been anyone arrested for this. Oh yes, there

1:02:56

has. There's been plenty of people

1:02:58

arrested for this. And here come the examples I

1:03:00

bought. I would imagine since some idiot

1:03:02

on Twitter and Jon obviously dismissed it because he

1:03:04

just brought it up first thing on his show

1:03:07

and I was just like, what? So

1:03:09

there's been plenty of people who've been arrested

1:03:12

for this misdemeanor. Let's find out. And

1:03:14

there's going to be four new people, five new

1:03:17

people to add to that list. You are not

1:03:19

allowed to play a fucking,

1:03:22

to record a guy in the

1:03:25

state of California. You are not allowed to. So

1:03:30

this is what's so crazy about this

1:03:33

is he wants all these viewers. He's

1:03:35

all excited about the devil versus never been bigger than

1:03:38

it has been these past couple of weeks. Like

1:03:40

last night I'm watching Melton do a whole show

1:03:43

about him this morning. Tookie's on doing

1:03:45

a whole show about him. Like everyone's doing shows

1:03:47

about Jon right now. And he's always says everyone's

1:03:49

doing shows about me. No literally it's true. Like

1:03:51

everyone is doing shows about Jon. And

1:03:53

he's, he's loving it. He's lapping it up because all these

1:03:55

people are watching him now because they want to see what

1:03:57

he's doing. And then they watch the other shows. But

1:04:00

if John wanted the most views ever all he has

1:04:02

to do is record the conversation with the FBI If

1:04:06

he if I could hear this conversation, he's

1:04:08

reporting these people to the FBI. I Would

1:04:11

donate to his patreon whatever how much money

1:04:13

$100 paywall? Yeah, it's fine. I'll pay it.

1:04:15

I want to hear this. Oh My

1:04:18

god, how would that go? Hello

1:04:20

FBI. Yeah, so it's

1:04:23

worse than that. There's also a potato.

1:04:25

Yes, and he's fine with me

1:04:27

being recorded Playing the clips on his show a

1:04:30

potato you say sir. Yeah. Yeah all swords

1:04:32

juice Okay You

1:04:35

say so yeah, I hope that yeah, go

1:04:37

ahead I was just gonna say we always

1:04:39

say John thinks everyone is as stupid

1:04:41

as he is I think he

1:04:44

thinks that everyone is watching his show like

1:04:46

even the FBI So if he

1:04:48

mentions the potato they're gonna know he's talking about

1:04:50

yeah. Yeah, they're like they're like Cardiff Well, he's

1:04:52

out of our jurisdiction, but we know people in

1:04:54

Canada. They'll take care of that. No problem. What

1:04:56

else? What else he needs to do? He

1:05:00

thinks if they works for him I Want

1:05:03

this to go all the way I want this

1:05:06

to go I want a live stream in the

1:05:08

court when he takes us all the court Yeah,

1:05:10

it'll be televised like the OJ Simpson trial I

1:05:14

think it's gonna be huge. I think it's

1:05:16

gonna be a great thing for America John

1:05:18

is all comes like these revenge fantasies of

1:05:20

him beating us up and winning lawsuits and

1:05:23

everything My biggest fantasy is

1:05:25

what you just explained is all of us

1:05:27

sitting around in a court with Suttering

1:05:30

John and we're just like

1:05:32

doing shots. That's a fact

1:05:34

Jack And

1:05:39

he so wants to do a shot with us, but he

1:05:41

has to be mad yeah, right John

1:05:43

you can't play our drinking game. This

1:05:45

is for this just for us All

1:05:47

right, so if you think that's bad

1:05:49

enough that John is calling the FBI

1:05:51

on everyone and getting them all in

1:05:54

trouble It gets way worse Now

1:05:57

he's talking about Rocco specifically

1:06:00

Rocco, let me tell you something.

1:06:03

It's not a joke to me. You

1:06:05

all brought family into it. You all attacked

1:06:07

my mother incessantly. You

1:06:10

still call her every fucking day.

1:06:12

Let me pause it right there because this is

1:06:14

what John likes to do. He

1:06:17

likes to pretend that it's

1:06:19

me and Shulie and producer

1:06:21

Chris and Cardiff Electric making

1:06:23

phone calls to John's mom.

1:06:26

I can assure you none of us have ever done that. In

1:06:29

fact, we bring it up all the time. Please don't do

1:06:31

that. Don't call

1:06:33

John's mom or his ex-wife.

1:06:35

Don't fuck with the kids. We don't want

1:06:37

any of that. We're just goofing on John,

1:06:40

watching what he's doing on the internet. John

1:06:43

makes this claim. Once he's

1:06:45

made this claim, now he

1:06:48

could do whatever he wants based on this claim.

1:06:51

You think it's okay to

1:06:53

harass an 87-year-old saint?

1:06:57

This is literally ... The way he's starting this off

1:07:00

is it's propaganda. It's actually what's known as

1:07:02

a false flag. If

1:07:04

you blame your opponent

1:07:07

for something that justifies anything you do from there on

1:07:09

out, you can do whatever the fuck you want. As

1:07:12

long as people believe you, they're like, wait,

1:07:14

those people did what? They called your mom

1:07:16

every single day and harassed her? Yeah.

1:07:19

Oh, well, in that case, yeah, John, gloves are off. Let's

1:07:22

go. None of us have ever called your mom once.

1:07:24

No one's calling your mom every day. It's just not

1:07:26

true. It's definitely not true. Yeah,

1:07:30

but it's also like creating a false flag

1:07:32

to nobody. Nobody's going, oh my God,

1:07:34

we got to go into Vietnam now. We

1:07:37

got to fight a war. There's nobody ... Everyone's

1:07:39

like, John, you're out of your fucking mind, dude.

1:07:42

You know this is people fucking with you, right?

1:07:44

The 900 people that are super chatting you, you're

1:07:47

a loser for $1.99 every day, are probably the

1:07:50

ones calling your fucking mother because you

1:07:53

dux your fucking mother's name, her address,

1:07:55

her phone number. I mean, this guy

1:07:58

needs to fucking point some fingers. is that himself?

1:08:00

He can't get out of his own way. He's

1:08:02

the rake stepper. He's creating all of these problems

1:08:05

and then he can't believe that everyone's not on his

1:08:07

side. He's like, but guys, lady

1:08:10

K and the shit way are calling my mom and

1:08:12

harassing her every single day. And everyone's just going, what's

1:08:14

the evidence that what do you mean? How

1:08:16

is that even possible? These guys are doing

1:08:19

shows. They're kind of busy. They

1:08:21

have families they have. Right. So

1:08:26

they're kind of families. Yeah. But once

1:08:29

he lays this out, now

1:08:31

he could do everything the fuck he wants because

1:08:33

they're harassing his mom. So

1:08:36

Rocco, you guys like to attack my mom? Your mom

1:08:38

will get to hear about all this. John

1:08:42

is now claiming he's going to call Rocco

1:08:45

burrows. Bob to tell

1:08:47

on Rocco to Rocco's mom. Rocco.

1:08:50

I know like Rocco likes to say he's a

1:08:52

16 year old YouTube sensation. He's not. He's

1:08:54

in his forties. Um,

1:08:57

his mom thinks he's Cardiff electric. He

1:08:59

told his mom, he goes by Cardiff

1:09:01

electric on YouTube. His mom doesn't know.

1:09:04

I was texting with Rocco today where we were watching this and

1:09:07

he was watching it too. And I go, dude, please

1:09:09

have your mom record that phone call

1:09:11

when John calls. I want

1:09:13

to hear on this song. Can she

1:09:16

like make passes at John and keep

1:09:18

him online? That's a good idea too.

1:09:20

You sound cute. Yeah. What are you

1:09:22

wearing? My mom thinks I'm Moby Jack.

1:09:24

So it's weird.

1:09:29

Aren't you on line anymore, Moby?

1:09:32

I'm taking a break, but where

1:09:34

you been? All right. So apparently according to

1:09:36

John, I don't know if this is true or

1:09:38

not. I haven't, I haven't been in touch with,

1:09:40

uh, with Kate in the last few days. So

1:09:42

I don't know, but he's

1:09:44

claiming that Kate Meaney is reaching

1:09:47

out to his ex wife, Susanna

1:09:49

and Kate Meaney enough with the

1:09:51

fucking, you know, your fucking keep

1:09:53

on contacting my ex. I haven't been married for

1:09:55

14 years. She don't give

1:09:57

a shit about this bullshit. She don't know. She does.

1:10:00

She does and she wants nothing to do with you.

1:10:02

She doesn't want you being a part of this. Just

1:10:04

the fact that he's bringing it up. You

1:10:07

can tell he's concerned. Yes. Oh

1:10:09

yeah. Yeah, this

1:10:11

is his equivalent of don't tell my

1:10:13

parents please. Right. Yes. That's

1:10:16

bullshit. She don't care about this double

1:10:18

verse garbage. She's not you. She's

1:10:21

a way better person than you.

1:10:23

Way classier, way

1:10:26

prettier, has a

1:10:28

way better body, way smarter.

1:10:31

She's not a fucking idiot high price escort like

1:10:34

you. Well then geez, John, why did you leave

1:10:36

her in your family that if she's so amazing?

1:10:38

Because you obviously liked Kate Meaney. You talked about

1:10:40

it for months. And now you're saying

1:10:42

and he tries to do the things that he thinks will hurt

1:10:44

people's feelings. He's like, Susanna has

1:10:46

a better body than you. I doubt it. I'd

1:10:49

be surprised if you say so.

1:10:52

Right. But a 24 year old girl that

1:10:54

never had kids, probably not. Probably not. But

1:10:56

OK, if you say so. We've

1:10:58

all seen the whole of a pain. He

1:11:01

picked right. Listen to your shit so

1:11:03

you could think that that's going to somehow

1:11:05

get her to turn against me. It hasn't.

1:11:08

It's actually brought us even closer. Oh,

1:11:10

it has. Hold

1:11:13

on a second. So your attempted

1:11:15

girlfriend, Kate Meaney, reaches out to

1:11:17

your ex-wife and that's brought you

1:11:19

closer together. Please explain.

1:11:23

We actually had a wonderful conversation just

1:11:25

yesterday for an hour. And

1:11:28

I told the Suzanne, if you ever need help, I'll be there. I'll

1:11:31

help you. You let me know. I'll

1:11:34

be there. Because that's the

1:11:36

kind of guy I am. She's the mother of

1:11:38

my fucking children. So, Kate, you think you're

1:11:41

at my ex-wife's level? You are not even

1:11:43

close. Well, I don't know that your ex-wife

1:11:45

could charge $20,000 for sex. So

1:11:49

Kate might have her beat with that. I love

1:11:51

the idea that he had an hour long conversation

1:11:53

with Suzanne. Do you think that was pleasant the

1:11:56

entire time? Probably not. Suzanne, it

1:11:58

was nothing to do with this world at all out of

1:12:00

Kate. I don't know if Kate means reaching out to her

1:12:02

or not, but if she is she was just like, why

1:12:04

is this girl calling me John? Can you make the stop

1:12:06

please? Yeah. Nobody, when we want

1:12:08

to talk to their ex-wife for an hour, that's never

1:12:10

a good thing if you have to be on the

1:12:12

phone with somebody you can't stand to

1:12:14

live with anymore for an hour. And

1:12:16

there's no child custody things going on anymore. The kids

1:12:18

are all grown up and out of the house. So

1:12:21

what is this hour long conversation? John's

1:12:23

like, yeah, it actually brought us together,

1:12:26

which makes zero sense to me.

1:12:28

But of course John does the, and I told her

1:12:30

if she ever needs me, I'll be there, which

1:12:33

is to him already doing a favor. Yeah. So

1:12:35

he's like, look at what a great guy I

1:12:37

am. I offered to help her out if she

1:12:39

needs help ever, which means I've already helped her

1:12:41

out. And I would like

1:12:43

to say he says that as if he's never

1:12:46

said it before. He shouldn't it be implied all

1:12:48

the time? Shouldn't it be implied? Because when she

1:12:50

was working three jobs and paying for the kids

1:12:52

and John stopped paying child support, which is all

1:12:55

record, public record about making this up, John

1:12:57

goes, he's got his side of the story too. What side of

1:13:00

the story do you have? You didn't pay

1:13:02

for eight months and she needed you. And now he's

1:13:04

going, by the way, if you need anything, I'll be

1:13:06

there. That's what she needed something.

1:13:08

John. That's what she needed you. You

1:13:10

lose her. Why didn't they have a job at the time? Yeah,

1:13:12

I know you're a loser. I get it. I

1:13:14

get it. You couldn't earn any money

1:13:17

because you were thrown out of show business.

1:13:19

I get it. Trust me. All

1:13:22

right. So then after saying that he's

1:13:24

calling Rocko's mom, he went to the

1:13:27

FBI, filed three, he's called three complaints

1:13:29

or reports with the FBI. He

1:13:32

has the balls to say this. Unfucking

1:13:34

believable. You guys, you

1:13:36

guys have taken this way

1:13:38

too far. Oh,

1:13:41

really? They're the ones taking

1:13:43

it too far. Yeah. The

1:13:45

FBI, John. Yeah. How much further can you

1:13:47

take it? The UN? Like,

1:13:49

where else can you go from there? The

1:13:52

fuck? He's

1:13:54

calling the FBI. He's like, you guys have taken this too

1:13:56

far. John, you might not

1:13:58

be having enough fun with this anymore. Kate Meaney's

1:14:00

mom to get her an intervention. You're

1:14:04

calling Rocko's mom to say that a puppet hurt your feelings. Like

1:14:07

what the fuck? God,

1:14:10

I'd love to hear that conversation. Seriously, John, please

1:14:12

don't call my mom. She would not want

1:14:14

to know what I'm up to here. Okay. Producer

1:14:17

Chris don't even say that because I always get it. Oh

1:14:19

shit. You've done fucked up, brah.

1:14:21

Sorry, ma'am. You done

1:14:24

fucked up. If anyone

1:14:26

knows producer Chris is my phone number. Thousand

1:14:29

dollars I need it right now. I'm

1:14:31

going to all you've done fucked up.

1:14:34

Wahapa. Okay. So

1:14:37

then it goes from that to threatening Kevin

1:14:40

Brennan. He's all over

1:14:42

the place. Honestly, this is where,

1:14:44

and I hate to use this word

1:14:46

because it's very triggering for a lot of people. This

1:14:48

is where Hitler fucked up. You

1:14:51

can't fight the war on so many fronts. You know

1:14:53

what I mean? Like

1:14:55

you're spreading yourself too thin here. And

1:14:58

I've worried that John is suffering that, you know,

1:15:00

if you don't learn history, you're doomed

1:15:02

to repeat it. I'm worried that

1:15:04

John is doing the same thing here. I

1:15:06

am bringing this and this. That's

1:15:10

it. That's

1:15:12

all I need to bring. And trust

1:15:14

me, I will be there. So

1:15:17

he's talking to Kevin Brennan. We'll see that in a second. But

1:15:20

he literally just showed his fist and then pointed to

1:15:22

his mouth. So I don't

1:15:25

know what the terms of service could

1:15:27

be that you two would be like, well, that's not

1:15:29

a threat of violence. It obviously is. It's

1:15:32

a good thing. He's such a child because

1:15:34

he'd be demonetized easily if anyone took him

1:15:36

seriously at all. But fortunately, he's just a

1:15:38

raving lunatic. We all look at it. Oh,

1:15:41

he's just, he's just doing his thing. I'm

1:15:43

going to fist you and then I'm going

1:15:46

to blow you. Yeah, right. He's just throwing

1:15:48

a temper tantrum, whatever. It's fine. You

1:15:50

really, you're not allowed to threaten people with

1:15:52

violence like this on YouTube, John. But for

1:15:54

some reason, those rules don't apply

1:15:56

to him. Okay. Make no mistake

1:15:58

about it. I know where you're going. apartment is I

1:16:01

will be now I'm not saying I'm

1:16:03

gonna be exactly front door no

1:16:05

no no no no no no

1:16:08

no no no I will

1:16:10

find you I'll be at

1:16:12

the pub yeah if you

1:16:14

happen to ride your bike through a pub I

1:16:17

might be there he's insane

1:16:20

yeah I will find you

1:16:22

as a threat yes

1:16:25

oh he put up his fist

1:16:27

and he said I will find you these

1:16:30

are all threats of violence

1:16:32

but it's like also make up your mind are

1:16:34

you are you going through the legal system for

1:16:36

people or are you going to show up to

1:16:38

people's houses to beat them up

1:16:41

or when this whole thing first started

1:16:43

I'll never

1:16:47

forget because John's reaction to us goofing

1:16:49

on his podcast was I'm

1:16:51

going to sue him for using my

1:16:53

copyrighted material and I know

1:16:55

guys in New York will break his legs and

1:16:58

that was the exact thing that I said said

1:17:00

going back six years ago whenever it was I

1:17:02

go John you gotta pick a lane are you

1:17:04

gonna get the bop beat me up and rough

1:17:06

me up or you get the police to arrest

1:17:09

me and now it's turning into and I'm gonna

1:17:11

get their mom involved to get them in trouble

1:17:13

with their parents and

1:17:15

you got it you guys might have made this comparison

1:17:17

before but there was a little movie made called

1:17:20

Jane sound Bob strike back where

1:17:22

the end of the movie was they beat

1:17:24

up all the trolls that bad

1:17:27

mouth them on the internet

1:17:29

and it seems like then that's it's

1:17:31

so ridiculous like you go that's a

1:17:33

funny part of the movie yeah he's

1:17:35

like you called me crown shoes are

1:17:42

you a frog butt 35 35 yeah

1:17:44

he's gonna go after like why stop

1:17:46

at Kevin Brennan why not go after

1:17:48

the 900 people in your

1:17:50

chat as well that's what I mean like

1:17:52

this this guy's doing all of this wrong

1:17:55

he's got the worst strategy

1:17:58

possible for coming back at

1:18:00

the dabble verse. So now I'm not going to bleep

1:18:02

this. This is going to get out there and plus

1:18:04

I know rock. We just give a fuck, but he

1:18:06

brings up Rocco's mom. He knows her name. So

1:18:09

he's, you know, we obviously are his

1:18:11

mom. I

1:18:15

have a cute name for her, but

1:18:17

we know her real name too. So

1:18:20

Rocco's mom. And of course, whenever he has information,

1:18:22

he has to weaponize it. So

1:18:24

he's got a user name. I

1:18:27

want to give a special shout out to

1:18:29

Roseanne. Roseanne,

1:18:38

you're in the dabble.

1:18:42

Hey, Woebe. You're

1:18:44

in the dabble. Woebe, I'm

1:18:47

threatening a guy's mom on

1:18:49

the internet. Give me a

1:18:52

second. You're

1:18:54

in the dabble verse now, Roseanne. Your

1:18:56

fucking racist, transphobic

1:18:59

son has now

1:19:01

entered you into the dabble verse. Okay.

1:19:03

So let's talk about these new rules that

1:19:06

John's coming up with now because John's constantly

1:19:08

talking about who's in and who's out of

1:19:10

the dabble verse, like his family's off limits.

1:19:12

Other people's families are fair

1:19:14

game, but he's saying

1:19:16

that now Rocco's mom who's

1:19:18

never been any of these shows. No one else has

1:19:21

so far. Yeah. But because

1:19:23

Rocco is homophobic, she's now in

1:19:25

the dabble verse, but then I

1:19:27

heard John use the F slur

1:19:29

on a phone call

1:19:31

with Kate Meaney, which

1:19:33

by John's definition make him homophobic. I don't

1:19:35

care. But by John's definition, that's

1:19:37

what that would mean. Does that mean that John's mom's

1:19:39

officially in the dabble verse? It

1:19:43

sounds too logical. I don't know. There

1:19:45

wasn't something wrong with that. Those are the rules today, but

1:19:47

yeah, no, no, no. When I did it, it

1:19:49

was illegal recorded. Therefore you can't talk about my

1:19:52

mom being in the dabble verse. I

1:19:54

mean, his mom's been a public figure since

1:19:56

he was on the tonight show. So he

1:19:58

has to really start defending. his

1:20:01

position about if he wants his mom in

1:20:03

or out of the dabble verse, she

1:20:05

keeps poking her head onto his podcast

1:20:08

the other day, seeing if he's

1:20:10

okay. She's a little bit of a star fucker. If you, if

1:20:12

you, if you ask me, I

1:20:14

have an example of that coming up where she pokes her

1:20:16

head into his stream. And I'll

1:20:18

just say this one thing

1:20:20

I can pride myself on. My mom

1:20:23

has never been behind me on a podcast. I've

1:20:25

never had a podcast where my mom's house, she's

1:20:28

never at my house when I'm podcasting. So

1:20:30

I've somehow eluded this thing where

1:20:32

my mom shows up on

1:20:34

shows that I'm doing. Go figure. I don't

1:20:37

know about Christmas. She was just your, just your mom

1:20:39

wife, but that's different. Right. That's different. That's very different.

1:20:41

Which by the way, she's in the dabble verse. You

1:20:43

can make fun of her, but

1:20:45

you can't make fun of Joyce for

1:20:48

looking like Danny DeVito. What

1:20:51

do you sit down? Just write the book, right? All the

1:20:53

rules. Right. All right.

1:20:55

So now this is John talking

1:20:57

to Kate's mom, Kate Meaney's mom.

1:21:00

I came to your daughter's defense. I

1:21:03

couldn't have been a better

1:21:05

friend to that slut. You call

1:21:07

the daughter, but what did she

1:21:09

do? She stabbed me in the

1:21:11

back. You know,

1:21:13

I'm no fan of fatty patty, but he was

1:21:15

right about one day. Your daughter's a fucking slut

1:21:18

and she's an idiot. That's two things. He

1:21:22

was right about one. I have two words for you. Go

1:21:24

fuck yourself. I

1:21:27

love that. Seven days ago, I

1:21:29

mean, less

1:21:32

than two weeks ago, he was ranting

1:21:34

and raving in Las Vegas saying, Patty, get out

1:21:36

here. I'm going to kick the shit out of

1:21:38

you. You were calling Kate, meaning

1:21:40

words and names and her mom and

1:21:42

how he's going. All right. Patty, Patty

1:21:44

was right. She's a slut and an

1:21:46

idiot. It's

1:21:48

amazing how these things change. I also, John says the funniest

1:21:50

thing when he's not trying to. I mean,

1:21:53

Howard pointed this out many years ago. He's only funny

1:21:55

when he's not trying to be funny. Let's hear this

1:21:57

again. I came to your

1:21:59

daughter's defense. daughter's defense. I

1:22:01

couldn't have been a better

1:22:03

friend to that slot. I

1:22:07

couldn't have been a better friend to

1:22:09

that slot. Well

1:22:13

said, good point. Hero of the sluts.

1:22:15

Yeah, I know. And

1:22:18

here we don't like you anymore. I mean, that's

1:22:20

not us, I guess. Sorry, bad. Excuse me. Excuse

1:22:22

me. Whore. Is that man bothering you? All

1:22:25

right. So now he's going to get into Missy B. This

1:22:28

is one of his favorite targets in

1:22:30

John's mind. And this

1:22:32

is nuts. Even to a guy

1:22:34

like John, who's this stupid and diluted,

1:22:36

you would think he'd stop doing

1:22:38

this thing where he says, Carl

1:22:41

and surely have Missy B on

1:22:43

their show and Missy B

1:22:45

is an anti-Semite. And

1:22:48

therefore these people are

1:22:51

in the wrong and then people go, well,

1:22:53

you had quad father in your show for five and a half months, four

1:22:56

or five times a week. And

1:22:58

you knew what his politics were that he's a

1:23:00

proud boy or whatever quad father is. And they're

1:23:02

like, I didn't know that. I didn't know that.

1:23:05

Like, well, no, you did. He talked

1:23:07

about it a lot. But this is

1:23:09

why he's thinks that Missy B is the worst

1:23:11

person. But who cares? Missy

1:23:15

B literally wished Adolf Hitler,

1:23:17

happy birthday. And the shitweighter

1:23:19

still has her on the

1:23:21

show. Professional comics centering. John,

1:23:23

do you not realize that's a joke?

1:23:25

Do you not? Like, do you think Missy

1:23:27

B literally to a

1:23:30

dictator who murdered

1:23:32

a bunch of people, who's now dead, was like,

1:23:34

I know you probably won't see this from heaven,

1:23:36

but happy birthday. That's a joke,

1:23:38

John. Fucking figure it

1:23:41

out. And you can't gaslight your

1:23:43

audience. They're not as stupid as you. I

1:23:46

mean, you can't write this. Like

1:23:49

piggybacking on that, he knows that

1:23:52

saying the F word is a joke when

1:23:54

when Spicoli says it because that was that

1:23:57

was a joke. Correct. But he doesn't understand

1:23:59

it when. somebody wishes the worst

1:24:01

person that ever lived. Happy

1:24:04

birthday. I know, right. I'd love to

1:24:06

see John watching the South Park episode

1:24:08

with the motorcycle guys. Oh yeah. He'd

1:24:10

be like, this is outrageous. How

1:24:12

do they get away with it? So I was

1:24:14

like, how do you not understand humor in any

1:24:16

single way? You can't be this dumb.

1:24:21

She has, Missy B

1:24:23

and Pocky have tweeted out, I

1:24:26

hate the F and N's and I hate

1:24:29

the F and J's and Shitway still

1:24:31

has them on his show. That shows you

1:24:33

what a coward and how greedy that

1:24:36

the Shitway is. All right, so I just wanna do a

1:24:38

quick fact checking here. And you know, we

1:24:40

used to have a rule on this

1:24:42

show that was, ain't no fact

1:24:45

checkin'. But I gotta change it

1:24:47

for this reason. John

1:24:49

just said that Missy B tweets

1:24:52

out that she hates the F

1:24:54

and J's and hates the F and

1:24:56

N's. John, find that tweet. Missy

1:24:59

B has never written that. Missy B is one

1:25:01

of the sweetest people you ever meet in your

1:25:03

life. I'm looking forward to hanging with her again

1:25:05

in Rochester, DabbleCon. I was just chatting

1:25:07

with her today about when they're getting to the town

1:25:10

and what we're gonna be doing. She's a

1:25:12

sweetheart of a person. Do you think

1:25:14

that she would go on Twitter and write, I

1:25:16

hate the F and J's and I hate the

1:25:18

F and N's? Even if she

1:25:21

really felt that way, she wouldn't do it.

1:25:23

No, no one in their right mind would

1:25:25

write that because it's not funny or witty

1:25:27

or interesting. That would be

1:25:29

the dumbest thing ever. But in John's mind, he's

1:25:31

created this narrative that that's what Missy B is

1:25:33

tweeting. Again, it's a

1:25:35

false flag. It's

1:25:37

propaganda. It's like, well, if

1:25:40

you guys believe that Missy B is the craziest racist who

1:25:42

you ever met in the world, then you must also think

1:25:44

that Shulee's a bad guy. Sure.

1:25:47

Yes, John, you're right. You're right. Let's

1:25:49

just make up shit about people. This is the thing

1:25:52

that I was getting really irritated with Aaron Imholt about.

1:25:55

And I guess this is what dumb people do who want to argue on the

1:25:57

internet. They make shit up that you

1:25:59

did. And then they're mad at that. Yeah.

1:26:02

It's like, well, Aaron was all upset with me

1:26:05

for not admitting that I was wrong about his

1:26:07

divorce. Carl's a fucking idiot. He's all into pro

1:26:09

wrestling because he won't even admit that he was

1:26:11

wrong. And finally Keanu goes, no, no, he did.

1:26:14

A couple of weeks ago, immediately when he found

1:26:16

out that it was real, he admitted that he was wrong.

1:26:18

Oh, yeah, but, but,

1:26:21

but I'm mad. But I'm mad. I want to call

1:26:23

him up for shit. So what else can I make

1:26:25

up about him? And

1:26:27

ironically, he's bringing up Hitler and

1:26:29

Missy B, but Hitler's speeches

1:26:31

were a lot like this. Fabrication.

1:26:34

Correct. He's the master. So

1:26:36

he says something like, our

1:26:39

country's fucked up. Okay, that's true. And

1:26:41

then there's something you could speculate on. And the problem

1:26:43

is the gyms. Yes. Oh, okay. Well,

1:26:45

that's the problem. You got my vote. We

1:26:48

should probably eradicate those people. Right? Well, I

1:26:50

don't want to eradicate people. Oh, guess what?

1:26:52

They're not people. They're subhumans. Oh, well, we

1:26:54

kill rats, right? All right. I'm with them.

1:26:56

I get it. Yeah. They

1:26:58

live in tunnels. This

1:27:00

is insane. You're right. This is what John's

1:27:03

doing. He's trying to gaslight his audience and

1:27:05

use these propaganda to make his

1:27:07

arguments. Like that's how you know you're wrong,

1:27:09

John, is you have to make things up

1:27:11

about people to make you look better. Yeah.

1:27:14

By the way, he hates himself for painting

1:27:16

himself in some sort of a PC corner

1:27:18

that he's been doing for the past five

1:27:21

years or so, because he also

1:27:23

said on his podcast that, they

1:27:26

don't let you have any fun on these

1:27:28

things. Referring to the fact that he can't

1:27:31

say the F word because it

1:27:34

was a joke when he says it. So it's

1:27:36

all in good fun. And that's, I

1:27:38

want to take away my fun for

1:27:41

saying the word. It's like, well, you got to

1:27:43

pick a lane. You're gonna keep yourself as woke

1:27:45

dead, where you have

1:27:47

a life of defending people who

1:27:49

can't defend themselves like black people

1:27:52

and gay people and all those

1:27:54

other people, the Jews, they can't

1:27:56

defend themselves either. Or

1:27:58

you're gonna be a comedian and you're able to. like, you know, enjoy

1:28:01

this freedom of speech that we all have.

1:28:04

So we're all able to say things in

1:28:07

a joking manner. And, you know, we're pointing

1:28:09

out the atrocities of the world. And Anthony,

1:28:11

I literally told him that when we had

1:28:13

our one on one debate, I

1:28:16

go, John, you got to loosen up because he was

1:28:18

that was when he was trying to get he

1:28:21

was calling me out for not censoring

1:28:23

my discord server. It's like people are

1:28:25

saying the n-word in there. I'm like,

1:28:27

whatever. Not my problem. I

1:28:29

didn't. I don't write that in my discord server. Other people

1:28:31

are not my problem. It happens. I don't know what to

1:28:34

tell you. And I go, John, you got to lighten up

1:28:36

with this stuff. If you try to police speech, you're never

1:28:38

going to win against the Internet. There's always been people who

1:28:40

are going to say things you don't like, and they might

1:28:42

even do it to piss you off. Zen

1:28:45

is so correct. Yeah, he's paying himself into

1:28:47

a PC corner. That's the best way to

1:28:49

put it. He is Jack Nicholson at the

1:28:51

end of A Few Good Men. He wants

1:28:53

to say he ordered the code red and

1:28:55

he can't. Right. He

1:28:57

wants to scream the epsilon on his

1:29:00

show. He does. Yeah. And by the

1:29:02

way, flashy, Vicky wrote, Carl's convinced me.

1:29:04

I wasn't actually saying anything about the

1:29:06

Jews. It was it was a reference

1:29:09

I was making to a

1:29:12

producer, Chris's point. Someone's going to

1:29:14

isolate that like some human. But

1:29:18

he goes on chilly shows are doing a

1:29:20

whole live show together. Are these dictators? I

1:29:22

can't believe he's saying that. But

1:29:25

speaking of people

1:29:27

who are baked. Kind of

1:29:29

is in the house. What's up, kind of.

1:29:32

So I've done your fact checking for you. OK. I

1:29:35

searched Missy B's Twitter. OK, yes. There

1:29:38

is no tweet that says I hate the FNNs

1:29:40

and the FN Jews. So you know what that

1:29:42

means. What does that mean? She deleted it. Yes.

1:29:44

Good boy. Thank

1:29:49

you for checking out that for us. All

1:29:51

right. So now John goes into victim mode.

1:29:54

And again, to your point, Anthony, like you

1:29:56

got to pick a lane. John's

1:29:59

never sure if he's. on the attack and he's got

1:30:01

the SJ Army and you don't cross

1:30:03

the Duke and watch what happens. I just guarded

1:30:05

the SJ Army for fuck's sake. I know, we're

1:30:07

gonna get into his SJ Army. I got a

1:30:09

couple clips on that, covered up, Carter, which I'm

1:30:11

glad you're here for that. But

1:30:13

is it that we can't fuck with you because you're the

1:30:15

Duke and you're gonna take us all down and you got

1:30:17

all these allies, or are you the

1:30:20

victim? Why

1:30:22

do you hate me so much, Lady K? What

1:30:24

did I ever do to you? What did he

1:30:26

ever do to me? Let's think about this. Well,

1:30:28

he did strike my YouTube channel multiple times. He

1:30:31

tried to get my Patreon taken down as I was

1:30:34

just talking about. He tried, he reached out to Patreon

1:30:36

and said, you know, he's linking to his Discord server

1:30:38

and there's Game Awards and the Discord server and then

1:30:41

Patreon had to go through and look through

1:30:43

every thread in the Discord server and eventually

1:30:45

I had to like disconnect the

1:30:47

two things in order to keep my Patreon.

1:30:49

He's shown photos of my family. He's called

1:30:51

my wife everything you can possibly think of.

1:30:54

He's slandered my guitar playing. All

1:30:57

right, I wanted to get through the easy stuff first.

1:30:59

He's not all wrong. This fucking asshole claims

1:31:01

that he's a better guitarist than me. What

1:31:03

did you ever do to me? Do you know how

1:31:05

offensive that is to me, John? He

1:31:08

also guch about my father for recovering from

1:31:10

cancer, but the guitar thing is really

1:31:12

where I draw the line. It's fucked up. How

1:31:15

dare you act like you never

1:31:17

done anything to me. Sorry, do you have him going

1:31:19

through the top 100 guitar list? No,

1:31:23

I saw him tweet about something and he's just like, this

1:31:25

list is wrong. He's like, yeah, all these lists are wrong.

1:31:27

Why? What did he say? No,

1:31:29

just it was like Keith Richards, poof,

1:31:32

police, like he was just naming, rhyming

1:31:34

out these amazing, great guitar players.

1:31:36

Not like none of them were Steve Vai, like

1:31:38

on the top. And like, I mean, I don't

1:31:41

think Steve Vai was even on it, but

1:31:43

it wasn't like a list of

1:31:46

the most proficient guitar

1:31:48

players. It was just the most, probably the

1:31:50

most influential, gets it like

1:31:52

Chuck Berry and- Right. Why

1:31:55

did Keith Richards ever write a riff that anyone remembers?

1:31:57

It's like, yeah, no. It's, I think he can give

1:32:00

it. Did any tapping? Yeah. He

1:32:02

belongs on the list. Who is this

1:32:04

Clapton? All right. So this

1:32:07

is another example with that. Cause, cause

1:32:09

technically he blows you away, Carl. Without

1:32:12

a doubt. Technically I will fucking go.

1:32:14

I'll come over there. You wait till

1:32:18

yeah. Pickle in Carl. You know, you know my

1:32:20

name. Do you know my world? I'm

1:32:23

going to call your mom. Your

1:32:25

son, Anthony was saying the job's a better cars than me.

1:32:27

Time. All right. Take it easy. I'll

1:32:29

take it back. All right. Thank you. All

1:32:32

right. So John's now gooping on a

1:32:34

dabble con that we have coming up.

1:32:37

And, uh, I have to say, I have to

1:32:39

give him live.com. I, yes, I have to give

1:32:41

him credit every now and again.

1:32:44

John says something that's actually a very funny line.

1:32:47

I don't think he knows it. I don't

1:32:49

think he realizes it, but this is actually a good one. Is that

1:32:51

what it is? Is it

1:32:53

just mere jealousy that, that

1:32:56

makes you have to attack?

1:32:59

One person. Look at all you guys. You

1:33:02

guys are pathetic. You have events

1:33:06

all about me. Your biggest

1:33:08

guest at this double

1:33:10

con is my couch

1:33:12

cushions. It's

1:33:15

pretty good line. It is. That's a pretty good

1:33:17

line right there. Your biggest guest is my couch

1:33:19

cushions and he didn't pause

1:33:22

or anything like that. He just kept going. I'm like,

1:33:24

John, that's a funny joke. You finally got, you finally

1:33:26

got one. There it is. Yeah.

1:33:28

But he doesn't, you can tell he doesn't

1:33:30

know he said anything funny because he doesn't

1:33:32

do that stupid grin. Correct. He

1:33:34

didn't. He just kept going after that. Cause

1:33:36

he's mad. Yeah, he's mad. Right. All

1:33:39

right. So this is fun. He's

1:33:41

talking about in Atlantic city. He was the biggest

1:33:43

celebrity who was hanging out. And

1:33:46

he talks about when he went to Chad

1:33:48

Zuma and Gino Biscotti put on

1:33:50

a standup show that

1:33:52

was a little ways away from the Borgata. Some

1:33:54

people went to. And,

1:33:56

uh, John claims that he

1:33:58

was the biggest celebrity. At that

1:34:01

show and I can't believe he actually says

1:34:03

this I come to Atlantic City

1:34:06

Everyone's taking pictures with me. I

1:34:08

come to the Gino Chad gig Who's

1:34:11

the biggest star in our room me? Who's

1:34:14

everybody coming up to for pictures me?

1:34:17

That's just how it works. I Am

1:34:20

a legend. Have you ever heard anyone

1:34:22

declare that they are a legend to

1:34:24

be for her? No, but

1:34:26

I've also never heard somebody give themselves their own nickname

1:34:29

I mean, there's a lot of things going on over

1:34:31

here a lot of a lot

1:34:33

of self-proclaimed things Allegiant.

1:34:35

Yeah Bigger

1:34:38

star than Juno Biscot day or Chad

1:34:40

do mock. Okay. Yep.

1:34:43

Very good. What else you got? John? Legend

1:34:47

in flashy Vic has it to he was

1:34:49

screaming today. There's a bigger star than Jeremy

1:34:51

Piven That's not true. No

1:34:54

Was in a min Yeah, no shit If

1:34:58

he's actually starting movies, he was just the

1:35:00

guy who yells I masturbate a lot Is

1:35:04

it a cameo home and outside of John's

1:35:06

hotel room any video that I saw

1:35:08

of him when he's not? Screaming

1:35:10

that he's a celebrity. Yeah, Gary. No one was

1:35:13

near him. He seemed lost and alone Oh there

1:35:15

were people who reported that he would walk around

1:35:17

the bar at the Borgata waiting for someone to

1:35:19

wreck him Yes him probably cuz he needed

1:35:21

a drink. I wait for someone to buy him a beer

1:35:25

I'm a logic that's an amazing thing to

1:35:27

say right there. That's good. All right, so

1:35:29

let's let's get back on me Let's

1:35:32

talk about my issues Fact

1:35:35

why because I'm funny

1:35:38

and I'm talented and you guys

1:35:40

can't handle it It

1:35:43

drives you all insane Lady

1:35:46

K thinks he's a real broadcast. He's not

1:35:49

he's a hack He doesn't

1:35:51

know how to broadcast his voice is annoying.

1:35:53

He laughs at his own jokes every

1:35:55

fucking second Where is the

1:35:57

talent I ask you? fair.

1:36:01

Now you might have a biased opinion, John. My

1:36:03

voice does suck though. This is on the heels of what did

1:36:05

I ever do to you? He can

1:36:07

never stop himself. It's

1:36:11

so crazy. He's like, Oh, I've never done this. But

1:36:13

nice of these people now. Also, he

1:36:16

says we can't handle it. I

1:36:20

like funny people. I like talented people. I can

1:36:22

handle it. Yeah. This

1:36:25

whole thing where we're jealous of him, he's got

1:36:27

to drop that because that's the only thing that

1:36:29

keeps him going in his life. Oh,

1:36:31

they must be jealous of me. We're not. Nobody

1:36:34

I know would change places with stuttering

1:36:36

John Mulanis. That would be a nightmare.

1:36:39

No one, even the quad father would

1:36:41

not trade places with stuttering John. I

1:36:43

think that's true. I think you're right.

1:36:45

He's just like, yeah, I should have

1:36:48

bagged job, but at least about you

1:36:50

Southern man would stay. I

1:36:52

think you're right about that because he wants to be

1:36:54

the laughing stock of the internet. Right.

1:36:58

But also he also thinks he's qualified

1:37:00

as a professional broadcaster with his trans

1:37:02

Atlantic voice that

1:37:05

comes across the waves and transatlantic. I know

1:37:07

that's getting too close to home with this

1:37:09

kid, but seriously, like there's

1:37:11

a trans Atlanta. Do you hear

1:37:14

what I'm saying? Yeah, I do.

1:37:16

I'm fine. Okay. All

1:37:18

right. Yeah. Whatever. She's

1:37:21

on the. It's true. That's

1:37:23

true. That's why you're here to kind of like pick up the slide. He

1:37:27

has no, he has no bearings. He, he, he was a

1:37:29

guy who got lucky because he had a stutter. He,

1:37:32

he ended up like Forrest Gump

1:37:34

being, uh, on

1:37:36

his way through history by, by a series

1:37:38

of mishaps. And now he's

1:37:40

mad because now he's at a point where he has

1:37:42

to really kind of find his own work and he

1:37:45

can't do it. So he's

1:37:47

calling the FBI on people's mothers. This

1:37:50

is where, this is where we've come. Here's a

1:37:52

word I've never used before, or at least not in

1:37:54

a long time. I'm talking about centering John. He

1:37:57

was over-employed and

1:37:59

over-employed. is a real thing where

1:38:01

people find themselves in a position that

1:38:03

they cannot perform at. And

1:38:06

so he was ranting and raving today. Someone said he

1:38:08

got fired from the night show. He was like, I

1:38:10

never got fired. No, but you got demoted multiple times.

1:38:13

You were the announcer and then you were a

1:38:15

writer and then you were a writer with less

1:38:17

pay. It's like his pay just kept

1:38:20

going down and down because he was over employed. So

1:38:22

when he talks about the fact that like I was

1:38:24

the first stuttering announcer for the night show, no

1:38:26

one thought that was a good idea in hindsight. Everyone

1:38:29

regrets that now. So

1:38:33

I mentioned before that, yeah, I mentioned

1:38:35

before that John's fighting this war too

1:38:37

many fronts and

1:38:39

he's got to choose his battles, but

1:38:42

instead he gets chadzoo rock involved for

1:38:44

no fucking reason. Now

1:38:48

I asked you, I heard

1:38:52

through the grapevine that

1:38:54

Chad Zumick was trashing me. Did

1:38:57

somebody get me to tape? Now

1:39:00

I have said very kind things about

1:39:03

Mr. Zumick. So

1:39:06

please tell me if

1:39:09

it's true that Chad was trashing me. I

1:39:11

want to know and I want to know now. So

1:39:15

do me a favor. I want it now. Yeah, right.

1:39:17

And he says, give me the tape and then follows

1:39:20

that with just tell me. It's

1:39:23

all over the place. Sorry, I

1:39:25

was muted when you were talking tonight. So you have any of

1:39:27

the clips have been talking about this night show. Is this from

1:39:29

today? This is from today. Yeah. So

1:39:32

he was he was talking talking about why

1:39:34

he failed at the end and

1:39:36

it wasn't his fault. Yeah, it was because they put

1:39:38

him in the crowd. Jay couldn't Jay didn't

1:39:40

know when I was yelling stuff in or was coming from.

1:39:43

But did you hear him claim that he

1:39:45

his his correspondence pieces had the highest ratings

1:39:47

doesn't make any sense. Any of the course.

1:39:50

What how do they get ratings on a segment? You

1:39:53

don't. It's not like people tune in. They're just

1:39:55

like, all right, what time is the John segment going to be? Because

1:39:57

then I'll tune in. Then I got to go right back to the

1:39:59

news. It doesn't make a But that's what he does. He

1:40:01

just brags about shit. He just makes it up and

1:40:03

if you look back at his his uh All

1:40:06

his time that he was on the air a

1:40:08

lot of it was just him being demeaned It

1:40:10

was him getting his hair cut off. It was

1:40:12

him in a stupid bathing suit him dressed as

1:40:14

Wendy him in an ice bath I

1:40:17

mean, it's not like you know, you

1:40:19

can really see a lot of his writing skills

1:40:21

He was the stunt boy. He's always been the

1:40:23

stunt boy even when he

1:40:25

played against Shaquille O'Neal or he claims He

1:40:28

beat him at basketball. That's how basketball works

1:40:30

John Anyway, when he

1:40:32

crazy beat Shaquille O'Neal basketball Like that was all

1:40:34

to make him look foolish because he's a five

1:40:36

foot five and a half dork playing

1:40:39

as Shaquille O'Neal Right,

1:40:41

but Carl just like fucking lean into it

1:40:43

then be like admit. Hey listen, you know,

1:40:45

I was funny on the show They made

1:40:47

me funny like I looked ridiculous on the

1:40:49

show I earned every fucking penny I had

1:40:51

as a performer on that show. Don't tell

1:40:54

me you're a fucking comedy writer Don't tell

1:40:56

me that you were sitting down with these

1:40:58

guys at 3 o'clock in the morning going

1:41:00

All right guys, we got to get the

1:41:02

cold open going we got under you know,

1:41:04

it's it's not true Any

1:41:07

of those things the devil verse would not exist

1:41:10

I know And

1:41:14

I'm grateful for that me too if you had any

1:41:16

self-awareness if he sat down one time was just like

1:41:18

guys I wasn't the best part of the Howard Stern

1:41:20

show obviously, but I enjoyed my role on

1:41:22

there I was mostly a phone screener by had some good

1:41:24

bits. Okay moving on

1:41:27

Fair enough. All right. We'll find someone else. Yeah, right.

1:41:30

He'll never say that he'll never think that

1:41:32

way The other thing too that hold chance you

1:41:34

might think is I heard he was trashing me cuz I'm in some of

1:41:36

the tape There was I love

1:41:39

how short John's memory is John

1:41:41

did that show with Chad were surely in

1:41:43

the gang were feeding him all these fake

1:41:46

Venmos and Chas returning

1:41:48

is making all this money and they were just

1:41:50

goofing on John the entire time and then we

1:41:52

did a victory lap episode It was me Anthony

1:41:54

Kumi. I think quarantine joined us And

1:41:57

we're all on there on Uncle Rico

1:42:00

Goofing on John like there's a

1:42:02

long history of Chad goofing on

1:42:04

you John, but I've said nice things about him

1:42:06

recently Doesn't matter and none of that

1:42:08

matters. I don't know why you think that

1:42:10

matters muttering Jay is in his inner circle

1:42:12

Well, yeah, like why are you surprised? It's

1:42:14

one of his top three friends is water

1:42:16

I have that clip coming out. Don't you

1:42:18

worry? But first we got to talk about

1:42:20

Felicia now Felicia

1:42:23

has been on MLC for the past

1:42:25

few months and apparently

1:42:28

John decided to reach out to her since he said New York.

1:42:31

I was like, hey you want to get drinks and John

1:42:34

was hoping to pull that off on the DL

1:42:37

But Felicia's like, holy shit, Kevin you

1:42:39

believe who reached out to me to

1:42:41

get drinks. So now John's very upset

1:42:43

with her her

1:42:45

out again Felicia

1:42:49

had to open her big jaw

1:42:51

trap to Brennan John

1:42:54

John wants to take me out. Why do you

1:42:56

do that Felicia? I'll tell you why

1:42:58

so Brennan could trash me You

1:43:00

are smart enough to know That

1:43:03

by saying that gives Kevin another reason

1:43:05

to trash me. Yeah, that's why she

1:43:07

did it. You're not that stupid Yeah,

1:43:09

no, she don't think I am going

1:43:11

to fall for that. I doubt

1:43:13

she's even tell you I'm way smarter than you Oh

1:43:16

boy, I hate to say it. I'm smarter than everybody

1:43:18

in this fucking dabble verse. That's a fact Jack So

1:43:21

drink off the table. I could have achieved

1:43:23

the academics achievements that

1:43:25