Here's the elevator pitch for this one, "Okay, so you know how the kids love Shakespeare, right? So that's a slam dunk, right? So how about taking hot lookin' young lady who's obviously a lady- to the audience anyway-but no one in the movie seems to notice, some unbelievably negligent parents and if that's not enough topping that off with a dollop of William Zabka? Still with me? Right? That's it in a nutshell. Oh, you like my crisp untucked shirt? Thanks. I've got this idea for a store too."