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are Nice and beautiful Roller

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I look at. What?

1:04

I was like on Instagram and

1:06

then. I. Guess I've just been watching a

1:08

lot of Santa lately and then I came across your birthday

1:10

bit and it really made me laugh. Great

1:12

Great! I'm glad I I'm happy

1:14

that more people appreciate the days

1:17

in general. A man the the

1:19

overall consensus has now been like

1:21

more grows wire using a good

1:24

day and more so like oh

1:26

man. I got back from Japan

1:28

and I'm never going to act

1:31

violent. Love. Of a day

1:33

I don't remember when I was first introduced

1:35

to one. But. Now all my toilets

1:37

have a big day and then I just

1:39

got back from Africa. They have the days

1:42

they have two options in Africa you can

1:44

like transfer the but. To. The big

1:46

day or are they got to spray

1:49

gun and that shoots around and your

1:51

asshole and that is my preference. That

1:53

is. I think that's it. That's the that those

1:55

are the ones that you cottages. Take.

1:57

Off from like a singers on my back and then you just kind of.

2:00

Yeah, let's get back on ala you get

2:02

on the. Line for I'm do you

2:04

have a to see what what is

2:06

your brand of toys. Yeah,

2:08

my brand of choice is the to butter

2:11

mainly as a specific fit as you just

2:13

gotta be. Cut a regular our

2:15

my i use you want to get

2:17

like be heated one of nana some

2:19

point. But. They're so expensive.

2:21

They're so expensive. Yeah.

2:24

My friend still. He. Has

2:26

of the day in the toilet, like the

2:28

whole thing as a unit and he has

2:30

a day on his toilets. but like when

2:32

you walked past it like says hello like

2:35

the lid lives up. In Atlanta, you want

2:37

to put something in here? I'm

2:40

all for it. Yeah, yeah, that

2:42

reminds me of I Look who's

2:44

talking mister toilet Man, It's a

2:46

really, really bad and random reference.

2:48

But. Ah, One of the

2:51

kids very very nice. One of the

2:53

kids was afraid of the toilet and

2:55

it like it's a toilet opening up

2:57

by itself is is gonna bring back

2:59

bad memory. Ah some I'm good, I'm

3:01

good on. as for the opening by

3:03

itself but. I

3:06

do love the ones with the heated seats

3:08

and the the heated water. I

3:10

don't like the heated seats. Just.

3:12

Because I'm like of my but needs to.

3:15

Be warm like that while I'm peeing? Yeah.

3:17

or. Taken to say but I

3:19

do like the heated water that nine.

3:21

That as I'm. Okay, okay, that's

3:23

that's where have you. Been

3:25

to. It's. A restaurant

3:28

called. Mo. Madama

3:30

Modo, Mau. Mau.

3:32

Mau know innocence

3:34

moved to focus

3:36

with. I don't think as they

3:39

are over the guy who did Mama Fukyo

3:41

ah in that right, But I'll hang. I

3:43

think there's another restaurant allies he's got toilets

3:45

at the heated seats in the heat water

3:47

and I went to dinner once and I

3:49

sent a long. Time in the bathroom. My family.

3:52

Are you okay know like yes I was

3:54

is having. A very nice time is about.

3:56

It is yeah I'll actually take my meal

3:58

in new book like let me just a

4:01

in a bathroom like you're not a loser

4:03

any more like a like a high school.

4:05

Now it's just like you're a cool person.

4:07

Matches enjoys the rich are things that not

4:09

that it for ethical. ah. I

4:11

am an opulent. Idea that

4:14

pleasant? Yeah, are you. Single.

4:17

Are you dating? Are you married?

4:19

Do Not. Want to say this

4:21

is the only absence. Ah

4:23

my. I'm dating. I am dating.

4:25

I've been in a relationship for

4:27

five years. That girl? nice time.

4:29

Yeah. We. Just moved in

4:31

together about a year ago. Yeah and

4:33

so that's the up. Thank you so

4:36

much! How did you meet our we

4:38

met at work. we both worked it

4:40

was feed my, I was a writer

4:42

there and she was doing social there.

4:44

And. See was coming in. right?

4:47

As I was leaving and

4:49

I wanna say like sue

4:51

weeks before. Ah, My

4:53

last I was like I got I gotta say

4:55

something to this girl so as as can ask

4:57

her out. Well. As the thing that

4:59

you said, Ah I'm I

5:02

don't I think the ace I made

5:04

her abilities are better. A playlist of

5:06

a sense at odds like how very

5:08

buzz feed of you year like eight.

5:11

Songs On this playlist. You have to go. Out

5:13

with me as yeah I saw be

5:15

exact manner of that like it when

5:18

was like. I'm be

5:20

by email Rock type stuff

5:22

is wow so it wasn't

5:24

even. Kind of cool.

5:26

A were were was really like going on on

5:28

a limb there. Are. Good!

5:31

The I think. Okay so the

5:33

playlist was titled. I'm embarrassing myself

5:35

by like just showing her my

5:37

music tastes I'm as use intuit.

5:40

Which. Is nice into the nice thing is

5:42

you know cause have some common ground down.

5:45

And. Then I yeah just gonna walked ordered as soon

5:47

as or out. But. Okay, no

5:49

that's not, That's a didn't go as smoothly

5:51

as have. a

5:53

vote of first time the first of

5:55

i went over to her does she

5:58

was is there ha ha The second

6:00

time I went over to her desk,

6:02

her deskmate was there and

6:05

she was just like, are you looking

6:08

for someone or something? What's

6:10

going on? Why are you kind of just like, like

6:13

wandering around? And

6:16

then the third time she

6:18

was, she was there and I just kind of asked her out. Yeah.

6:22

So I love that you stalked her

6:24

desk first. Her deskmate's like, can I help

6:26

you? And you're like, nope, you're the wrong

6:28

one. I don't want you. Yeah, I don't

6:30

want you. You actually grossed me

6:32

out. I would rather die. No, no, no, no,

6:34

no. She was nice. So five years, that's like

6:36

a solid amount

6:39

of time. What

6:42

was your first date? First day we

6:45

went bowling, which I have now

6:47

realized is terrible

6:49

for women because they have, you know,

6:51

long nails. It's really stupid. I shouldn't

6:54

have done that.

6:56

We went bowling in

6:58

Koreatown and then went to

7:01

like, it's like, I don't

7:03

even know the name of it anymore. It was like

7:05

a weird like soju bar. I was

7:07

like in a parking lot. Like the

7:09

entrance was through a parking lot. Might

7:12

not be there anymore, but it was,

7:14

yeah, we both lived in K-town. So

7:16

yeah, we kind of just like walked around,

7:18

which is really nice. I

7:21

mean, in your defense, I don't think

7:23

bowling is a bad first date. I

7:25

have nails, but I fucking love bowling.

7:27

I think bowling. You love bowling. Yeah.

7:30

Well, it's fun to be like, I'm gonna throw this heavy thing

7:32

to knock down some more heavy things. Yeah,

7:34

yeah, yeah, yeah. I could be the winner

7:36

or you could be the winner and it's like, oh

7:39

my God, look at us for being cute. I like

7:41

bowling. Yeah. I also like

7:43

think that nobody should be good at bowling. I

7:45

think that it's either you or you're

7:47

either like awful at it or you're

7:49

like a professional guy that's doing like

7:51

a who do you think you are?

7:53

I am that that whole bit, but

7:56

like everybody else you

7:59

shouldn't. It's

8:01

like a nice thing to kind of say let's

8:03

go do because just like we're both equally bad

8:05

at this. Yeah. So

8:08

let's go embarrass ourselves together. Yeah.

8:10

Bowling's the great equalizer. Also Topgolf.

8:12

I've never done it, but it

8:15

looks hard. Yeah. Not

8:17

a good golf. Okay. So

8:19

even with Topgolf, you walk in and then

8:21

you'll see somebody bringing their own clubs and

8:23

you're like, all right, man. Okay.

8:28

If you go to New York and

8:30

do karaoke anywhere near the theater district

8:32

after the show's let out, there's somebody

8:34

from Broadway who's like, I want to make

8:36

people's night bad and make them feel bad

8:38

for not being as talented as me. Why

8:40

is that? Why? Why is

8:42

that your thing? Why do you get off on that? Stop. Leave

8:45

us alone. We are mere mortals who don't

8:48

have the range to hit the back of

8:50

the room. Leave us alone. Yeah.

8:53

It'd be like if fucking Chelsea

8:55

Handler put on a wig and went to like an

8:57

open mic and was like, I don't know why these jokes

8:59

are working. Yeah. It's like,

9:01

don't do that. You're Chelsea Handler. Okay.

9:04

So one time I

9:06

was doing a mic down in

9:10

somewhere probably in Koreatown as well or

9:13

somewhere on the

9:15

east side and Bill Burr went

9:17

up at an open mic and we're just

9:19

like, what the fuck? No,

9:22

stop. Pretty funny.

9:25

Yeah. It

9:27

was like right around the time of that one

9:29

episode of Louie where he was like, oh, it's

9:31

like just kind of bounce around and do mics

9:33

or whatever. And so yeah,

9:36

seeing Bill Burr at a mic, you're

9:38

like, okay, this is one, a great

9:41

learning opportunity, but two, come

9:43

on, man. You're gonna make me feel

9:45

bad. You're gonna fucking annihilate

9:47

and then the next person who's like,

9:49

hey, I don't know if this joke about

9:51

the circus works. It's like it doesn't. Bill

9:54

Burr just killed and your fucking circus joke

9:56

is trash. Go home. Yeah, yeah,

9:58

exactly. We all, we all. Ran in

10:00

like just replaced with the for

10:03

a Bill Burr us the right

10:05

now I shivered Bill Bird. Like.

10:07

In the pandemic like when we were

10:10

a heavy in the pandemic and was

10:12

an outdoor show. And. People were

10:14

heckling him from the other side of the

10:16

sense. And. I don't think they

10:18

know they knew deliberate but then he

10:20

deserted harder them. It was very funny.

10:22

usually of i'm. Doing something he

10:24

america we don't fucking. Texas. ah

10:27

I love I love would be would

10:29

don't realize astana been going on in

10:31

there had been employees to out of

10:34

this is a fitbit him also of

10:36

i don't know that a famous person

10:38

is awesome smithy he said he and

10:41

his are just like hockey care observe

10:43

other one is very funny I'm gonna

10:45

go to bed or like Bill I

10:48

standing on the ruins of you know

10:50

them by on look in that fire

10:52

worse or whatever those. It's.

10:54

So good is always so good is

10:57

also a humiliating honest with you stand

10:59

up. I think in itself is humiliating

11:01

has its way. It can happen

11:03

in the theater that's dignified. Can happen in a

11:05

club or a. People are eating dinner while

11:08

yelling to tell jokes. Or it

11:10

happens. I'm like a parking lot or

11:12

rooftop. And people to just yell at

11:14

you. They're like you focus on Felix.

11:17

Yeah yeah I'm yeah. You're right. I'm

11:19

bad about it. Has a random you

11:21

are not in my contacts above the

11:23

episodes. You don't understand what that would

11:26

before going on right for help. Oh.

11:29

My God. This away. When you moved

11:31

in with your girlfriend who asked who did

11:33

you ask her are see as you. Dumb.

11:35

We had a couple four stars. I

11:37

ah I think we went in so

11:39

I go a mutual agreement of us

11:41

being like using we I think we've

11:43

been dating for like three years. I

11:46

like like we should definitely move in.

11:48

I'm ever the pandemic, haven't. Ah,

11:51

And so were like let's not do it

11:53

now that's awful. A

11:56

man during the pandemic. Ah,

11:58

I got cast in. The

12:00

single drug female of

12:02

for. So. I was gone for like

12:04

three months and sure they I don't want to. Ah,

12:07

Move in with somebody and then

12:09

they're just I'm just alone for

12:11

a while who? And so we

12:13

waited until after that was died.

12:16

And then we had a falling out

12:18

because of ah of like work

12:20

and all that stuff. I'm.

12:23

Ends and Men Like waited another year

12:25

and that we moved in together. Okay,

12:29

How. Did you get around her feeling

12:31

like you would be gone and while

12:33

she was living with you? Was that

12:35

dislike? A thing she came

12:37

to terms with or. I. I

12:39

don't. Even know that we

12:41

have met as the cat out

12:44

like a good com and ground

12:46

but I think it's like. Setting.

12:48

Rules on how long.

12:51

Are. We go without seeing each other.

12:54

And I'm like yeah so it's just like oh

12:56

a if wanting we get to like a two

12:58

week boy way we need to go and like.

13:01

Out the back home or like she'll come

13:03

out and visit or something like that. Ah,

13:06

that why it's yeah, I will like

13:08

that words Rate of. Listen,

13:11

I don't I never really

13:13

been relationships have now is.

13:15

People say things when I go. hey that

13:17

sounds good. Also iowa lady on my part

13:19

as he told me she was like. Go.

13:22

Overseas, try to find love. I spent

13:24

two weeks in Africa and I didn't

13:26

fucking find love The only people who

13:28

hit on me. Where. People at

13:31

the thirteen a custom when I

13:33

was leaving and go out with

13:35

them. That's what I had on

13:37

as I built this voices. That.

13:40

Will where you? Where were you this whole time

13:43

to get out of the customs line and com

13:45

Have to me? Yeah. Come hang out

13:47

with me. See our ah. Ah,

13:50

but so are you? So you

13:52

met at work? Yeah, so. Maybe

13:54

I'll meet somebody at work. I think

13:56

that's it. I. Think we gotta

13:59

stop looking for like oh I'm gonna

14:01

go in expand my dating pool everywhere.

14:03

now it's work it's you just have

14:05

it both of the time. The the

14:07

let's just. Be. Easier

14:09

on yourself as far as like

14:12

on where you're willing so lox

14:14

ah I'm who did be exact

14:16

opposite of. The. Lady that came

14:18

on the bike as early years as I don't

14:20

owners the. Yes, he literally was

14:22

like go overseas, go to a different country,

14:25

go to where you are appreciated and let

14:27

me tell you I was not appreciate a

14:29

lot of countries. And as a mark

14:31

on his uncle this league tenure at

14:33

women my friends and they loved her

14:36

there. and I was.ah yes, but well

14:38

as I Zimbabwe people seem to like

14:40

me. Other ah. Literally.

14:42

As they have a soccer people doing,

14:44

that's how. A How

14:46

are they finding love? When. They don't

14:49

even have the cold for or touch

14:51

voice of someone from tenure. That's weird

14:53

that's within it. Also like your your

14:55

friend your I mean I'm sure she

14:57

that a nice lady buses are finding

14:59

love about their she's finding guys were

15:01

just like oh passport you know like

15:03

I don't I don't know added up

15:06

as a route to say by a

15:08

I I. I have mom

15:10

the Peruvian and so like my family eyes.

15:12

We go back there all the time and

15:14

people hit on my sister a lot every

15:17

time we're back there and most of the

15:19

time they're like oh I just one like

15:21

as as I want to american or something

15:23

like that or or yeah, I let it

15:26

get over the states. Glare and

15:28

Is really Are you from Trinidad? Trinidad,

15:31

Yeah, he added you gotta on

15:33

the first city. Oh I

15:35

know it's because I'm looking at. Information: My

15:38

assistant know that by the other

15:40

side. Of

15:43

the eyes my them is from Barbados

15:45

a nice that he had i me

15:48

when I went to Barbados. Oh my

15:50

god there's loses their loose women born

15:52

on was going. I don't. Know

15:55

if they don't nicole for

15:58

Christmas? My.

16:02

Okay, seat and living together for two

16:05

years. Why? Is like wasn't

16:07

the hardest thing about. Living with

16:09

a partner. I'm I'm

16:11

not messy. She is messy.

16:13

And. I'm see like not messy

16:16

to the point of like oh my god

16:18

I'm like stepping over stuff. But.

16:20

My Me: You know I don't want to say I'm like.

16:23

Organized. By I just like. Coming

16:26

in and in and things are where

16:28

they're supposed to be, he or her

16:30

or I would have the last place

16:32

I were. You know I I think as

16:34

a kid I I had a big. Problem.

16:36

With like losing things and so

16:38

I always tried. So I put.

16:41

Things. In their place so that

16:43

I didn't lose anything and are

16:45

I remembered where they were. Ah,

16:48

I'm and so it's a lot of me like just

16:50

guy. Or. Not on. It's

16:52

enough of me to start picking up after

16:54

her within like, but in there. That.

16:57

Like that's simply not enough to be like

16:59

a noise. Is it Lego? It will

17:01

clerk Yeah says the to little quirk

17:03

is is it is, isn't it is.

17:05

It's like differences. Ah and

17:07

yeah, I think that's a mm.

17:09

Just me being. A

17:11

having to leave every so often. And.

17:14

So I do sometimes our work during

17:16

the day. And then my I

17:18

got a show like a God here we gotta

17:20

you know like that. But.

17:24

Other. Than that it's been, it's been nice.

17:26

It's a nice is my first time living

17:28

with somebody in this is it's I get

17:30

why people do it. You know folks. What

17:33

for The yeah? I guess. I

17:35

I get it will move in

17:37

their eyes. Military and a dog

17:39

about. Oh right. Okay,

17:43

So your mom sent you to school

17:45

in a uniform even though your school

17:48

didn't have a uniform. Does that

17:50

make you a hit with the ladies? Or does

17:52

not about thirty? I thought that was

17:54

perfect. I don't

17:56

know when I'm okay. a. You

17:59

got that? Liberation. But yeah, to

18:01

see. No, no

18:03

it and make anywhere here

18:05

with a lady I I

18:08

I I wanna say ice

18:10

melts when things started going

18:12

better for me and he

18:14

was in eleventh grade around

18:16

Mars. Mars

18:19

or trade as it is a that

18:21

be great and i was i wasn't

18:23

was is is put his his enters

18:25

he of viewing it's different are being

18:27

treated differently. I'm buy

18:29

it either. does? Yes,

18:31

Stop wearing a suit of armor Or.

18:34

But yet no Isi. I went through

18:36

all like a like button on was a

18:39

private schools but the Wipers public school I

18:41

was who was in fifth grade. And

18:44

I'm just not coming off of you

18:46

know, going to uniform, wearing uniforms, schools.

18:48

And. My. Family are

18:50

like there would. They were very used to

18:53

not having to buy a wardrobe or anything

18:55

like that on her way to set me

18:57

to school with the uniform. By

18:59

everybody just wearing normal clothes or my

19:02

okay this is armed, This is it.

19:04

Is. Is it? I'm done? I'm done. I'm

19:06

done here. My social life is over. Why

19:09

on Earth would this work for me? And.

19:12

Our like in L A like yeah I

19:14

mean I am sure in any. City.

19:17

Or every school is a feeder

19:19

school for another thing. And

19:22

so everybody. Would.

19:24

Just like disperse from med

19:27

school. And. I.

19:29

Would just go to the next grade.

19:32

And. It would just be like one or

19:34

two people from med school or that

19:36

be like oh that's to do that.

19:38

He's the were fucking You'd have spoken

19:40

as men, a uniform kid that also

19:42

like you know he couldn't really were

19:44

like. Close. Well, I didn't

19:47

have a lot of practice in a

19:49

Pacific Theater hope and overpass in said.

19:52

Ah So Yeah is like the Dusty

19:54

Kids that wow. Very funny

19:57

That experience. For like. This.

20:00

thing that we're just not gonna deal with you're

20:02

just gonna fucking wear a uniform and

20:04

get the fuck up over yeah

20:06

yeah yeah yeah yeah very very

20:09

very disrespectful to your job it's

20:11

funny yeah it's it is in

20:14

hindsight hilarious hindsight like that is

20:16

the best bit that they've ever

20:18

played on me other than never

20:21

supporting my dreams oh

20:24

my god yeah like

20:26

well do they support them now that you like

20:28

work yeah I think now that now

20:30

that I have now

20:32

that I can you know live on

20:35

my own I feel like

20:37

once that started yeah

20:40

they were like okay well I

20:42

guess this is just what you do I don't

20:44

want to look into what you do but I

20:47

guess that's cool you know yeah

20:49

I mean my grandmother from Barbados I

20:51

don't know five years ago asked me

20:54

if I was gonna go back to

20:56

college and I was like I'm doing

20:58

oh I'm doing good I don't need

21:00

to like don't you want

21:02

to be a lawyer or something

21:04

I was like no I'm making

21:07

I'm working I'm doing it I

21:09

know lawyer money without

21:11

doing court shit and without the

21:13

degree and yeah I mean

21:16

I didn't get a college degree and I never heard

21:18

the end I still don't hear the end of it they're

21:20

like don't you want to get that degree and I'm like

21:22

nobody's asked me for it nobody has said can I see

21:24

it can I see that paper nobody gives it yet yeah

21:27

this is like it's truly like

21:30

the most West Indian thing I've ever what you're saying

21:32

is the most West Indian thing I've ever heard in

21:34

my life but like my I

21:37

was I love cars I

21:39

love working on cars and my

21:42

kind of car you got I got a Honda

21:45

s2000 little little old old

21:48

baby no s2000 that's the

21:50

two-seater the two-seater

21:53

yeah two-seater do you have a

21:55

is it a soft top soft off

21:57

yeah okay I know that

21:59

car Like the mid

22:01

2000 they did damn hell

22:03

yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I

22:05

thought it was yeah I thought it was

22:08

the the hatchback Civic

22:10

that's why I asked at first. Yeah, that's the SI.

22:13

I like cars Fuck yeah, I

22:15

don't know the ins and outs of working on them.

22:17

Yeah, but yeah, I like them. Fuck. Yeah. Hell yeah

22:19

Oh Yeah, I'm

22:21

glad glad that you even know about it like what's

22:24

this time when I say s2000 is like is that

22:26

the Toyota or whatever

22:29

like that They're thinking of the Toyota spider

22:32

Mm-hmm. I don't remember the model But

22:35

yeah, that's a young car. It's

22:38

a fun car. It's really fun and

22:40

I've I've done If

22:42

I brought it to a level that I like

22:44

and I did it in my parents in

22:48

their yard essentially And

22:50

I'm working on it the whole time I'm doing

22:52

all of this stuff and my parents didn't know

22:54

that I was like capable of

22:56

all this like train changing Transmissions

22:59

and all that stuff and I

23:01

did I finished and my mom was like, oh Wow,

23:04

you you really I mean

23:06

if you want you could become a mechanic. I was

23:08

like mom. I'm on television I

23:12

don't know what to tell you. I don't know What

23:15

else you need but I think

23:18

that was like a On

23:21

TV, oh my goodness Funny

23:25

I have a Mitsubishi 3000 GT and

23:30

What is she? She's a 94. I wanted a 98 but

23:32

yeah the 94 is same. Nothing's too different I

23:37

think 93 was the last year that

23:39

the Headlights bounced up. I

23:41

was like, I don't want that cuz I don't want to

23:43

fix that. Yeah When it inevitably

23:46

breaks, yeah, but I fucking love

23:48

driving it and every time I drive it

23:52

I'm like, how come people aren't looking around being

23:54

like cool car, right? Oh

23:58

god you realize It's

24:00

so quick where you're like, oh

24:03

this is just for me and other

24:05

dude You

24:11

gotta come to peace with it is just like

24:13

oh you're looking around like I did all of

24:15

this and they're like, okay cool,

24:18

man It's

24:20

not a Tesla Okay,

24:23

what is your all-time favorite car all-time

24:25

favorite car? Oh god. Um,

24:27

I Love

24:31

Porsches like like the the

24:33

new GC3 RS that just came

24:35

out It's pretty crazy.

24:38

I did be so they

24:40

have like the Porsche Driving

24:42

experience in person. Yeah. Yeah, it's so

24:44

fun. I think I I think everybody

24:46

should do it. It's like the most

24:48

fun I've had There's

24:53

like so much technology in the car But

24:55

it feels like one of those 90s Honda's

24:57

where it's a you feel so connected to

24:59

it, which is really nice. So

25:02

Probably one of those the GT3 maybe

25:05

all-time favorite

25:10

Yeah, that's like the the craziest thing I've

25:12

driven I think and I I'm not the

25:14

the type to be like, oh I'm gonna

25:16

go look at this car. It looks so

25:19

cool That's my dream car.

25:21

It's like I have to drive it first

25:23

because there's

25:25

there there are a good amount of

25:27

like supercars that are fun

25:30

to look at but pretty boring to drive,

25:32

you know, I My

25:34

I own my favorite car. I'm it's a BC 3000

25:36

GT is my favorite car ever since I was a

25:38

little kid and the

25:40

reason Because

25:43

it was a moderately priced Japanese sports

25:45

car. Yeah that was affordable for everybody.

25:47

Yeah. Yeah That's great. Not necessarily the

25:49

fastest but like it'll get you you'll

25:52

get you somewhere and it drives fine

25:54

I wish I yeah, I don't really

25:56

know how to drive a stick. I

25:58

can Someone put a gun

26:00

to my head. I understand how to do it But

26:04

I was like I don't want to buy it to learn

26:06

on it and then like ruin the transmission and then

26:09

but I might get a geotracker or Suzuki

26:14

sidekick because a lot of

26:16

them come in a stick and I'm like I Like

26:18

it. It's a cute little it's a cute little truck

26:21

and maybe I'll learn on that the little key

26:23

trucks is off Yeah If

26:26

you go to Vegas, I don't know the name

26:28

of it, but there is a track that

26:30

you can drive around Have you done that? No,

26:32

I haven't done that but I've heard about it.

26:34

I think it's a Las Vegas Speedway and I

26:37

think that's what it is. Yeah, and yeah,

26:40

like they they let you like open up

26:42

any kind of supercar and all that Yeah,

26:45

I drove a Ferrari. You don't Ferrari. Oh I'm

26:50

sure I'm sure so I was the only

26:52

woman there Like a bunch

26:54

of guys and me and I

26:57

was the only one who was like are you guys fucking

26:59

excited? Was

27:02

trying to be cool. Yeah, I was like

27:04

no I'm tripping like I've never

27:06

sat in a McLaren like that's

27:08

fucking cool That's so sick. It's

27:10

so incredible. And then My

27:13

friend to shear went with me. She was like, yeah I was

27:15

with the wives and she was like I put she

27:17

was like I was like standing with them and they were like

27:20

Oh, that's my husband. So she was like, that's my friend. She's

27:22

having a good time And they take you

27:24

around the track one in a Porsche in

27:26

a Porsche. What is it Cheyenne or

27:28

Cayenne? The less

27:30

UV and then the guy goes you want to

27:32

go fast and I'm like Yeah, and these

27:34

like guys with me were like sure and then

27:37

we went so fucking fast and I was like

27:39

way These

27:41

men didn't seem excited and I was like, what are you nervous? You

27:44

don't have to shift all these cars. They'll

27:46

be automatic or you can shift I

27:49

was like, so don't worry about it. And then the

27:51

guy coaches you through curve. Someone sits with you Yeah,

27:53

they coach you through it. They tell you when to

27:55

speed up They tell you when to slow down when

27:57

hit the brakes and then he's like we can go

27:59

as fast or as slow as you want. So many

28:01

people are going so fucking slow. I was speeding past

28:04

people. I can't recommend it enough. Yeah, oh,

28:06

I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Fuck yeah.

28:08

It's so fucking fun. That sounds so dope.

28:10

That's the dream. You

28:13

want to have, you drive around

28:16

LA and there are like, Ferraris

28:18

everywhere. It's just like, yeah, but you can't

28:20

drive it. You can't drive it. You can't

28:22

do what it's meant to do. You're literally

28:25

putting a muzzle on a giant dog or

28:28

a giant horse or whatever. You're not

28:30

doing what it needs to do. It's

28:33

bored. Yeah, whenever I see a

28:35

Hellcat, I'm like, why would you buy that for

28:37

like your everyday car? Oh my God. That's

28:39

literally insane. Oh, also you can go drifting

28:41

in a Hellcat. Oh, out there?

28:43

Yeah, so like they won't let you drive

28:45

it, but someone will do it for you.

28:48

That's it. You can just like sit in

28:50

the back seat. That's so cool. So she didn't want to do

28:52

it with me. So I didn't get to do it. Damn,

28:54

damn. So she, what's going

28:57

on? Is she like, you don't want to have

28:59

the time of your life? No,

29:01

she was like, I'm scared. Garak, real quick, we

29:04

have to take a break. And

29:13

we're back. Can I ask you about

29:15

a woman, a girl who you asked

29:18

to homecoming and then said yes, but

29:20

then she turned around and went with

29:22

somebody else. How

29:25

does that make you feel? That

29:27

was one of the worst days of my life. Uh,

29:30

God. So

29:32

this is free 11th grade, I

29:34

want to say. This is around

29:37

10th grade, maybe ninth. No,

29:40

for sure 10th grade. And yeah,

29:43

I really, really, really liked this

29:45

girl. And I think I was

29:47

just doing like the, you

29:49

know, I'm just going to be her

29:51

buddy old pal for as long as

29:53

it takes, you know, and kind of

29:55

like turtle my way in there, I

29:57

guess. I think it's just because I didn't.

30:00

how I felt, you know, like you kind

30:02

of have to let people know or else

30:04

they're just gonna be like, oh, you're really

30:06

nice. And

30:09

so I went on a limb,

30:11

asked her to homecoming. She said

30:13

no. And I was like,

30:16

okay, totally fine. She

30:18

said no, because she was going with somebody else. She was

30:20

like, I'm sorry, but I'm going with this guy. She

30:26

or like they had a falling out, I feel like.

30:28

And she was like, I'm not going to homecoming with

30:30

him anymore. Would you like to go to homecoming with

30:32

me? And I was like, oh, yeah,

30:34

absolutely. Yeah, no, why not? Why not? And

30:37

we went to homecoming together. And then

30:40

I saw them making out

30:43

like on the dance floor at homecoming.

30:45

And I was just like, okay, yeah,

30:47

this is my my own little fucking

30:49

indie movie. It was devastating. Oh, God,

30:51

that fucking sucks. Yeah,

30:55

yeah. And so

30:58

I don't know. I don't think I've

31:01

like, yeah, you just get

31:03

heartbreak so early in

31:05

life that you're like, all

31:08

right, well, I guess this is just a

31:10

thing that I have to get used to.

31:12

Yeah, you're

31:15

like, okay, so life is just going to be more of

31:17

this. Or

31:20

people hurting my fucking

31:22

feelings. Yeah, yeah, sounds

31:24

sounds amazing. Sounds awesome.

31:28

So like, when did you start dating

31:30

dating? Was it high school? Or do

31:32

you consider yourself a late bloomer? I

31:35

consider myself a late bloomer bloomer. I

31:37

don't know. I

31:39

don't know why I went for that. Anyway,

31:42

I yeah, late bloomer. I

31:44

think I'm gonna say first

31:50

year college. Yeah, first year college. First

31:53

and a half. I want to say yeah,

31:55

is when I like really like just kind of started Stop.

32:00

In life scared I think I just so

32:02

the hanging out with who arms on my

32:04

friends from high school who are. A

32:07

lot more adepts in talking so we're

32:09

sitting at know that I was. And

32:12

it was a lot of of me

32:14

being a wallflower and then them like

32:16

hundred pushing me into a situation where

32:18

I'm dislike. Oh. I like this girl

32:20

and then they're like great and then. Go.

32:23

Talk there are like overhaul

32:25

we restore our over there

32:27

a Bbq editors me in

32:29

the corridor dislike of oh

32:31

man is a sign the

32:33

whole me and I think

32:35

you do yeah sorry that

32:37

I don't worry that the

32:39

city though. I'm by

32:41

yea I I want to say

32:43

like. Yeah. Our first year

32:45

college freshman year college was is when

32:48

things started going a little bit. And

32:51

now. That you're I in hell is

32:53

is in do you any dissent a

32:55

beautiful saw through the as authentic this.

32:58

Because I'm always very curious. Ah,

33:00

I'm. So. Yes

33:03

and no. I think it's it's

33:05

It's not like people who have.

33:08

Followed. Me from showed his show or some

33:10

way that or or. The. You

33:12

know, Ah, The

33:14

My: Are you going up at this

33:16

place? I would like to meet you

33:18

in person. I've never seen that. But.

33:22

After shows. Ah,

33:24

Or while on stage. I have been

33:26

hit on a couple times and massive

33:28

that's about as. You've. Been hit on

33:30

on stage. Yeah, yeah yeah, does that

33:33

go down? So that was this this.

33:35

always like. Weird.

33:37

Where. A girl. Okay,

33:39

so we'll one one moment that sticks out.

33:42

On. I was I was also is

33:44

in Indianapolis. Arm and asking

33:47

people are getting doing the crowd were thing of

33:49

top and all his son as in people live

33:51

with their with their doing. Ah what

33:53

do you do? And in the yeah Indianapolis?

33:56

of what are you don't hear somebody said

33:58

oh i'm on a blind date And I

34:01

was like, oh, how's it going? She

34:03

was like, it's going all right.

34:06

And I was like, oh, what's all right? I mean,

34:08

it's fine. Do you want my number

34:10

though? And I was like, whoa, whoa,

34:12

whoa, whoa, whoa. Like in front

34:14

of the poor guy's face. Oh, no. It's

34:18

like that, that like, and

34:20

you like immediately after that happened,

34:22

you just get that flashback of

34:24

the heartbreak from Homecoming

34:26

and you're like, oh no, this

34:28

is me. I'm

34:31

on the other side of it now. Oh,

34:33

no. What did you say? I

34:36

said, no, like that's so

34:38

rude. Why

34:40

would you do that? You just broke this man's

34:43

spirit. He's gonna be a red

34:45

pill on Reddit now. Congratulations. Ha,

34:47

ha, ha, ha, ha. I

34:51

mean, at least he dodged a bullet.

34:53

He knows that she's a bitch. Yeah, she's

34:55

an asshole. Yeah,

34:58

good for him. What a

35:00

fucking nightmare. That's wild. That

35:02

is truly so wild to do right in

35:04

front of the date. Wait, you said you've

35:06

been hit on a couple times on stage. Do you

35:09

remember the other ones? No, the

35:11

other times I've just been like someone

35:15

being like, oh, you're cute or

35:17

whatever. Or me,

35:20

I like me doing like a

35:22

self-deprecating joke about

35:25

being lame and then somebody

35:27

like yelling from the back being

35:29

like, oh, you're not, you're not at all. I love

35:31

you and all that shit like that. And I'm like,

35:33

oh, well, thank you so much. That's

35:37

so funny. People are like, we

35:39

can't let the pretty person be sad. And

35:43

I'm like, no, no, no, no. Stop,

35:47

stop doing that. Let

35:49

people be sad

35:52

for a moment. I don't know. And

35:55

don't feel like you owe anybody

35:57

that you find attractive anything. You

36:00

know? That's very funny. Yeah.

36:03

Yeah. Don't let the pretty person

36:05

be bad. We can't! We

36:07

gotta save him! We gotta save him! No! No,

36:10

he could not leave this place feeling

36:14

bad about himself. It's like, why? That's

36:17

like fat jokes. If you're like on stage and

36:19

you're like, I'm fat. They go, no, you're not!

36:21

And it's like, then what am I? If I'm

36:23

not fat, you tell me what I am.

36:26

What is it? You want to let me? Is

36:29

there something I don't know? I

36:32

have a question. You went to

36:34

LMU for two years before dropping out.

36:37

What is LMU? Where is that? Loyola Marymouth.

36:40

That is in New York? No. It's

36:42

in Westchester. It's in LA. Oh, okay.

36:45

Yeah. So you went

36:47

for two years for mechanical engineering.

36:49

Yeah. Why did you

36:51

drop out? Were you like, I don't want to engineer

36:53

anything. What is mechanical engineering? It

36:57

is, I mean, the car shit,

36:59

honestly, it is just like, I really wanted

37:01

to get into like engine development and figure

37:03

out how that worked. And that was what

37:06

I heard was the path for it was

37:09

mechanical engineering. And so I studied that for

37:11

two years there. And I

37:14

got an internship out in

37:16

Fontana and at a

37:19

Ford plant, I believe, or yeah,

37:21

I believe it was a Ford plant. And I got

37:24

to see what my job was going to be. And

37:28

it was just somebody on

37:30

Ecad, which is a digital,

37:32

like digital rendering of like,

37:36

you know, rods and pistons and all that

37:38

stuff. And it was just somebody doing stress tests,

37:41

which is like just seeing how strong a

37:43

piece of bar is essentially. And

37:47

I was like, oh, this is

37:49

gonna be my life for the next four years. I

37:52

really need to figure out something

37:55

to do, you know, like some

37:57

kind of Outlet.

38:00

Because it is gonna be awful and then

38:02

I'll try and with us I I would.

38:05

Think. While I what I can, I

38:08

just did naturally which is like trying

38:10

make jokes, my family's oozed a funny.

38:12

And then I decided wanna open Mike Seacoast.

38:14

I wanted to do improv with Improv as

38:16

as expensive. As. The advantages

38:19

gonna want Wilde how extensive

38:21

Improv is probably going. Making

38:23

shit up. Yes, When. I

38:25

say would you like Orange juice is my hand.

38:28

My. Hand and a C shape. Preventing.

38:30

To give so a or is using they go gimme

38:32

four hundred dollars for that said. Your intellectual it's

38:34

that disappear like there's no products at

38:36

all. A this point I will open

38:38

by playing more of a new you

38:41

get said no the teachers after like

38:43

you know you been doing are you

38:45

have you been in the industry for

38:47

long enough and they're like oh yeah

38:49

we don't get paid much to do

38:51

that and film was okay. So why

38:53

is it five hundred dollars per class.

38:57

Because the building you're making shit

38:59

up in his same and they

39:01

vivid and they. Gotta pay the

39:03

rent and they won't take a

39:05

pretend money. Ah. Yeah. Guys improper a

39:08

minute and I made. Barely

39:10

any money and other a we gotta. We.

39:13

Gotta figure out something else to get

39:15

some. Yes, come in and is tough

39:17

as yeah. That's awful. And. Go

39:19

I get a cut of Feels

39:21

Like Exploits A said oh. Yeah,

39:26

pretty wild year. Here's a question

39:28

that you may. Not. Have the

39:30

answer for but I cannot figure

39:32

it out. So ah, the Ford

39:35

Bronco. I think it's years. Sixty

39:37

four to seventy two is like

39:39

the most popular model is coveted.

39:41

Usually. Find them covered in receive. Gotta like

39:43

rebuild them from though the frame up. yeah

39:45

but there's companies. That license

39:47

bodies. From Afford? yeah

39:49

know how that works? Arm

39:52

know. So okay so I

39:54

know there there are like

39:57

different companies that will. literally

40:01

reach out and say hey to

40:03

Ford and or or I The

40:06

one I'm like basing this off of is

40:08

a singer they do Porsches They do like

40:10

really old forces and they just take them

40:12

from the ground up and so they'll find

40:15

either a restored Porsche or they'll

40:17

like ask them to just

40:20

give them the frame of this year

40:22

and they'll just build it up from

40:24

there and so like because

40:26

they have like a Relationship as

40:29

like and like an official

40:31

modder or official modding company

40:34

Yeah, they'll like the company or Ford or

40:36

one of the big Places

40:38

will just send them the frame Which

40:41

is what they want in the first

40:43

place because all they would do is like find

40:45

a Bronco and then strip it down To

40:48

yeah, it's bare metal. Yeah to

40:50

just the frame and rebuild like

40:53

the the chassis and all that shit

40:55

Yeah, I went to like one of the oh,

40:57

I can't remember the name, but it's based in

40:59

Atlanta I went to their factory. Yeah and

41:01

look they're all they're fucking cool But

41:03

I was like, yeah, how are you

41:05

getting bodies like I don't get it Yeah,

41:07

then I'm like also what's the crash test

41:10

on this is it gonna fold up on

41:12

me? Yeah,

41:14

you might you fucking

41:19

So expensive yeah, they're like $200,000 and I'm

41:21

like To

41:24

for a car to drive and they're like, but it

41:26

can't be your everyday car And I'm like, but I'm

41:28

spending $200,000 on a car. It better drive me around

41:30

every fucking day It better fucking drive

41:32

me around every day. So you're out

41:34

of your mind so fucking bad. Yeah.

41:36

Yeah, I want What

41:39

is it a Suzuki Jimmy? But they do

41:41

he doesn't make cars here anymore and then

41:43

I looked into importing it from Mexico and

41:46

apparently that's a nightmare is hard

41:49

I Want the cars I

41:51

want I can't yeah. Yeah. Oh my god

41:53

the the r34 GTR

41:57

the the car that Brian Drove

42:00

in the second fast and furious. Yeah, the

42:02

silver and blue one that just became legal

42:04

here to import and

42:07

I Nicole

42:09

the way i'm like waiting for The

42:13

prices to drop down from 130 000 dollars. I Want

42:18

one real bad I

42:20

wonder if they will drop it. I mean

42:22

probably I feel like if

42:24

interest doesn't like stay then it will

42:27

I love the Eclipse that

42:29

he drove in the first one. Yeah,

42:31

the green one. Yeah. Yeah, and then

42:33

I love Dom's car the rx-8. Yeah

42:37

Which they I mean they still

42:39

have it. Yeah Uh,

42:41

but it's just not the same as in

42:44

the 90s. Yeah, the 90s was a beautiful

42:46

heyday For japanese sports

42:48

cars the best time for japanese

42:50

sports cars. I like even

42:53

the the the european

42:56

jetta that jesse drove I

42:59

was I was a white one. I was like, yeah, i'm

43:01

into that i'm into that or the little boxy But I

43:03

like it. I like it. I like it. I love that

43:07

whole Like run from fast and

43:10

furious one to I think three

43:13

all the cars in there I

43:15

love everything on them fucking Beautiful.

43:17

Oh my god. Uh, there's a nissan

43:19

in it that the

43:22

guy who punches Paul

43:24

walker's character that's I can't remember

43:26

the model, but that's also lovely

43:28

also the the scene

43:31

where They're doing the first

43:33

race and then all the cars disperse

43:36

It's like eye candy. Yeah. Yeah,

43:38

just a beautiful treat for your

43:40

eyes to be like, oh, what's that? Oh, what's that? Yeah,

43:43

oh my god. It's the it's the

43:45

best and like I want

43:47

to blame. Um I

43:50

want to blame Fast and furious

43:52

for why? They're so expensive

43:55

like you that the same The

43:57

same model you were just talking about like they they're still

44:00

45,000 dollars if you

44:02

buy one clean like and the engine in

44:05

those are Their rotary

44:07

engines and so they they go bad pretty

44:09

often because it was like a new design

44:12

And then they're just hard to like kind of find

44:14

somebody that would work on them on that engine And

44:16

so there's just like a lot of them that just

44:18

kind of blow or the

44:20

engine will just blow and so you're like

44:22

Okay, well, I'm buying this just

44:24

because of Dominic Toretto and

44:27

because he drove it but I

44:30

can't drive it because it only is

44:32

a ticking time bomb Yeah,

44:36

I only drive mine I only

44:38

drive my Mitsubishi every now and again because

44:40

I took it in to a Mitsubishi

44:43

dealership And they were like Yeah,

44:47

and fix it But like you should find

44:49

someone who specializes in 90 Japanese four stars,

44:51

and I was like oh yeah,

44:53

oh yeah Find somebody

44:56

yeah because I wanted to switch the

44:58

engine out into something bigger, and they were like

45:00

no Yeah, do that

45:02

of course like okay cool. Thanks

45:05

guy Thanks guy

45:07

who's job it is to know yeah,

45:10

I Also got

45:12

it from Indiana and they

45:14

were like why why this car

45:18

My favorite car growing up and

45:20

then because it has

45:22

like original tires all like

45:25

all original The

45:27

radios are rid everything's original in it, and I

45:29

asked them about it And they're like oh well

45:31

It was kept in a garage And it was

45:33

this this woman's son's car And

45:35

then she said that he stopped driving it and she

45:38

would drive it every Saturday I was like oh my

45:40

god this woman's son died And

45:43

it's just like this saddest story you're ever telling

45:45

me about my favorite car Yeah,

45:47

could you please let me know I

45:50

need to like pay my respects I

45:52

guess yeah is my car Haunted by

45:54

the ghosts of like a varsity football

45:57

player Yeah, yeah, yeah.

46:00

You got taking it out or or

46:02

that's a good our night or like

46:04

he he will he won the championship

46:06

game as value than the back of

46:09

I'm take up and then that I

46:11

have a you're like most of spots

46:13

I don't go cool man I'm thanks

46:15

for the car man. Ah,

46:18

Into. Real Clegg. we gotta

46:20

take a break. Does

46:28

your girlfriend share your love of

46:30

cars? Or to see? just? ah,

46:34

Listen to you when you talk

46:36

about it. he as you just

46:38

listen specific here as he sees

46:40

an audience. Do it at all.

46:42

I see Lego and mean moon

46:44

cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo. Sometimes out aus

46:46

notice her like fading. I'm

46:49

on the her phone. it's it's a

46:51

little I I I know nobody can

46:53

see this bit but it's just like.

46:55

Like. Somebody slowly as you're talking,

46:57

slowly putting their phone up and

46:59

many yards I caught off guard.

47:02

ideal a okay, like. Oh. Okay,

47:04

I guess we're done. I guess

47:06

who has his? I have

47:08

a new favorite car that

47:10

I. I

47:12

took this guy that I was dating to go

47:14

visit it. And yeah, like oh, that's.

47:17

A he was a oh I thought like we

47:19

would do something else after another like I know

47:21

I just know it's parts here. To

47:25

you says his leg because. Well.

47:27

Okay, here's why I think it was. Important from.

47:29

Mexico because it's a Volkswagen

47:31

Golf. but up it up.

47:34

Though. Nice! Oh that's so cool.

47:36

That. So yeah, yeah yeah.

47:39

So excited to find it and then I

47:41

found it part to like. Oil

47:43

and now let's look

47:45

at his of his

47:48

lawyer Garth. Ennis.

47:50

we will look at it he was like okay

47:52

so what you want to do now as it's

47:54

oh talk about. Such.

47:59

As a we got this. that yeah and sometimes we'd

48:01

be on the phone and I take to get

48:03

my nails done I'll take the longer route to

48:05

go visit it yeah and we would like be

48:07

on the phone I'd like okay I need that's

48:10

a good day that's a good day what

48:12

do you mean imagine

48:19

imagine if you go you saw a

48:22

fucking pickup golf it's a car that's

48:24

not supposed to exist it's not supposed

48:26

to be here it's not supposed to

48:28

be here and then you just get

48:30

high and look at this little thing

48:33

like scoot around that's

48:35

it looks insane yeah

48:37

yeah it looks so

48:39

crazy like what are

48:42

one of my like little car buddies

48:44

like eventually like you post enough on

48:46

Instagram that you start to accumulate people

48:49

who will send you cars up

48:51

and age his younger I

48:55

think his younger brother just bought

48:57

a mas an old Mazda speed

48:59

where it's like you're like

49:02

you're driving the car and your passenger

49:04

is this close you like shoulder to

49:06

shoulder inside literally inside of you and

49:09

somebody the person you bought it from

49:11

put a turbo on it and so

49:13

it is literally something that weighs I think

49:17

less than a ton with like

49:19

300 horsepower and so you're like

49:21

you're driving a motorcycle you're you

49:23

cannot control it and he has

49:25

this one picture that is

49:27

so fucking funny of his younger

49:30

sibling just like driving the

49:32

car and like screaming out

49:35

the window because he's so terrified yeah

49:38

yeah you're in a pod

49:41

that will essentially kill you

49:44

eventually and yeah if

49:46

that's fake oh I fucking love it

49:48

we've talked too much about cars I should talk

49:50

about dating okay what do you

49:52

have any advice how okay if someone

49:54

was to like say you're single and

49:57

someone was to hit on you how

49:59

would you want to be hit on. Oh, um,

50:03

just approached in general. I'll

50:05

take it from there. I'll

50:11

take it. Just a hi hello and just

50:13

got it. Yeah. And we got it. Yeah.

50:15

Cause I feel like people

50:22

are so people

50:24

don't know that men like to

50:26

be approached at all because we're

50:28

like seen as fucking monsters all

50:30

the time. Um, and

50:33

like cat, call him on and we are we, I'm

50:35

not gonna, I'm not gonna like shy

50:38

away from that. Okay. The men

50:40

are bad for the most part, but like, I

50:44

like there, there

50:46

was, there was this one video going around of a

50:48

woman just going up to men and being like, you

50:51

should smile more. And then the guy just smiled.

50:53

He's like, Oh, I'm sorry.

50:56

It's just nice. And

50:59

so like being approached is honestly the

51:01

sickest thing is just being like, Hey,

51:04

Hey, I like your, I like your vibe.

51:06

It's like, Oh, I like your vibe that you

51:08

actually came up in a talk to me because

51:10

I don't want to, you know, be

51:13

the aggressor all of the time. Um, and

51:16

I was told that if

51:19

men want something, they'll get it. And

51:21

then it's a turn off to like

51:23

hit on somebody. No, that's fucking

51:25

bullshit. You got a hit on people. That's

51:27

fucking bull. I think it's where

51:29

we're, we're getting to equal playing fields

51:31

on in the dating field at least

51:34

more. So, um,

51:36

I, yeah, I genuinely think it's just

51:38

approach to go after what you want.

51:42

All right. I guess that's

51:44

fucking good advice. What

51:47

other advice you got? What,

51:50

um, um, be interested in

51:52

the other person. Like I,

51:54

I, it feels more cliche,

51:56

but like a lot of people

51:59

try to be at. as interesting

52:01

as possible, but I genuinely

52:04

feel like when you're trying to

52:06

carry the conversation, be more interested

52:08

in what the other person has

52:10

to say, then you

52:12

putting on airs and being like, oh,

52:15

look at all this thing, look at

52:17

all the baggage that I have, or look

52:19

at all the accolades that I've collected. It's

52:22

just like, no, what do you wanna know

52:24

about that other person, and actually make them

52:26

feel like they are interesting? Because

52:29

that's, I don't know, it's

52:31

how you get to know people. People

52:35

want to be known, sure, but I

52:38

genuinely think that the best

52:40

way for people to get

52:42

to know you as well is

52:46

by making the other

52:48

person feel like the most interesting person in

52:50

the room. I

52:54

think that's actually really good advice. Oh,

52:56

sick. If you like

52:58

somebody, yeah, you

53:01

should be like, oh, even if you're

53:03

not super interested, it's like, well, this is an

53:05

interest of yours, so tell me more

53:07

about it. Tell me more about it. I like that

53:09

you like a thing, so tell

53:11

me about that thing. Yeah, what actually

53:14

draws you to it in the first

53:16

place? So you tell

53:18

me, let me get to know your

53:20

thought process rather than you in it

53:23

of itself. Yeah,

53:25

I really like that. I have a friend who's really

53:27

nice to me about, so I like

53:29

cars, obviously, and I bought the, it

53:32

was in Consumer Reports, I think it

53:34

was like Car and Driver magazine. They

53:36

had one with all the 2024 models,

53:40

and I was like, ooh, so then I was reading it,

53:44

and every now and again, I'd be like,

53:47

hey, Sashir, did you know we're

53:49

only down to three subcompact cars, which

53:51

I think is pretty wild, because who

53:53

needs all the room? And she would

53:55

go, oh, how many subcompact cars

53:57

were there before? And then I would go, Well,

54:00

the civic was considered one before they made

54:02

it bigger in the redesign in the

54:04

late 90s. She doesn't give

54:06

a shit. No. She has never

54:08

cared one time about this interest

54:10

of mine, but she was like,

54:12

she's really excited about this right

54:14

now. So I'll ask questions so

54:17

she can tell me things that

54:19

excite her. Yeah. I think that's nice for

54:21

a partner to do. That's what I want.

54:23

I want a partner to do that. Yeah.

54:26

You need a partner that will ask you

54:28

questions about cars and about consumer reports. Why

54:31

not? Yeah. Why not? You

54:33

deserve that. That's it. It's wild. That's

54:37

what you deserve. You deserve somebody that's

54:39

going to ask you questions. What

54:41

the fuck? What the fuck? What

54:43

did I do? Oh boy, Garak, do you

54:45

have any friends? You got any single friends? Are

54:48

there any comics? They're all comics. They're

54:50

all fucking psychotic. Then fuck that. Yeah,

54:53

they're all psychos. I'm so sorry. Every

54:55

time I ask somebody, you have

54:57

any single friends that I'm like, well,

54:59

I mean, if you're into the people who

55:01

are on the brink of a

55:04

psychotic break, then sure. Do

55:08

I have the man for you? A

55:11

fun narcissist who was bullied in their

55:13

youth and now his women throwing themselves at

55:15

them so they don't really understand the worth of

55:17

people. I got that person

55:19

for you. Oh my God. I've

55:21

got them in space. Oh,

55:27

Garak. Yeah. Okay. It's

55:29

okay. Do you have brothers? I

55:32

do have a brother and he

55:34

is married. Is he

55:36

happy? He is happy. I'm

55:40

sorry. I've maybe, maybe give

55:42

him four more years. It's

55:45

a new marriage, newish marriage. Maybe

55:48

like once my nephew starts talking

55:50

back and they have to like

55:52

have a whole conversation about that

55:55

and that could start praying

55:57

the relationship. I'm not being a. Stepmother

56:00

I can't do that. That sounds like one

56:02

of the worst things I can think of

56:10

Yeah, I I'm

56:12

just laughing at the fact of like the idea

56:15

of you wearing a shirt that says I'm not

56:18

I'm not the stepmom on Mom God

56:25

I'm not the stepmom. I'm the mom

56:27

who stepped up and is in their life

56:32

I would be like I'm the mom who stepped out Stepped

56:35

out to me about this child. I'm

56:37

done. I'm not their mom. I leave

56:39

don't want it Yeah, leave me out

56:42

of the conversation. I don't want okay.

56:44

Does your girlfriend have any

56:46

male friends who are nice?

56:50

She does have a brother. She does have a

56:52

brother. Oh He's

56:56

41 maybe okay. Yeah.

56:59

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we live in LA. He

57:01

does live in LA lives in Long Beach.

57:03

He's nice Okay,

57:05

tell him about me. I will

57:07

let this stranger woman you just

57:09

met Whose

57:12

horny is looking and yeah,

57:14

I got a car. Yeah My

57:18

least yeah, I'll get

57:20

out there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hell

57:22

yeah. I'm I'll tell them all let

57:25

them know But

57:27

I currently have coven sir. Tell me he's got a way

57:29

to at least five business. Okay. All right. All right What

57:32

got away for that? Oh That's standard

57:34

shipping We got to wait we got a good amount

57:36

of time. All right, Garak. We've come to the end.

57:38

You're fucking delightful I'm

57:50

glad I came across your Instagram. Will you

57:52

do you? Oh, how do I end this

57:54

podcast? Do you have anything you want to

57:56

promote? Yeah, yeah.

58:01

I avoid my bike as are

58:03

Guilty Pleasures. I'm or with my

58:05

buddy Kelsey. Darragh. And that

58:07

quarter of. A man I am

58:09

at the Helium. In. St.

58:11

Louis on February second through the

58:14

third. Have. You been to that?

58:16

helium? I have not have you.

58:18

It's so fucking fun either. Relievers

58:20

as their oh hell yeah I'm

58:22

excited Amazon Ah man. There's.

58:25

An older couple that those to says there they like

58:27

randomly came to my they did in of well as

58:29

they sat front row and I had a blast with

58:31

them. The I remember their names. I

58:33

was talking to their daughter on Instagram

58:36

for a while. He'll a funny memory

58:38

that yes and really my parents love

58:40

you. They deserve Instagram it.on Us. I

58:42

we talk a couple years I wonder

58:44

how they are and away I ask

58:46

All my guess is only missed a

58:48

couple times. Mars is reminded me would

58:50

you date may. Have yeah ah

58:53

yeah, colors. The

58:55

whole time. Was.

58:59

Right said Nice. Well Garrick

59:02

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59:04

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to. Ah, That

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is... What

1:00:03

a perfect, perfectly

1:00:05

worded, perfectly written,

1:00:09

disgusting thing I've ever heard.

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This is one of my favorites.

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Passion and confusion. Passionate

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and interesting. Yeah. Like,

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it's not good, but you'll talk

1:00:21

about it. You'll talk about it, you'll

1:00:23

think about it. It feels like Drake

1:00:26

wrote this. I

1:00:29

don't know. I know that's like a weird thing, but...

1:00:32

No! I get it! Yeah,

1:00:34

it's like it's close to his

1:00:36

voice. Does that make sense? I

1:00:40

hope Drake listens to this podcast and he's like,

1:00:42

yeah, let me take a stab at this. Yeah!

1:00:45

I mean, he's doing podcasts

1:00:47

now. This is Drake. Let's

1:00:49

just go with the lore

1:00:51

that this was Drake on

1:00:53

a burner. This was Drake.

1:00:55

This was Drake. Okay. Bye-bye!

1:01:27

I'm going to have to leave. I'm going to have to leave.