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won't you date me? Why won't
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you date me? Why won't you
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date me? Please,
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tell me why. Oh
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baby, welcome to another video. I want
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you to get your third-party meet-up available.
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You can go away and you can
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go single. Even though you can throw out
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all of my clothes and say, I don't
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know, uh-oh, accident. My guest today is a
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relationship therapist who's featured on this season of
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90 Days, Beyonce, Love and Paradise. And
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I feel like I've talked about it a lot on this show. I love
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me some 90 days. It's
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Alex Rashawn! Hey
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there! Okay, Alex, how did you end
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up on my favorite television show, 90
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Days, Beyonce, and one of its many spin-offs,
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Love and Paradise? Well,
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I met Lovely Adriana Snow a
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year and a half ago. And as
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we were talking, I was like, hey,
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just for shits and giggles, do
3:03
you want to, you know, apply
3:05
for this show? And he was just like,
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sure, let's do it. And so we
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just kind of, you know, applied, went through the process, and
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now here we are. Wait, how easy
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was it? You truly make it sound like
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it's the easiest thing in the world. It
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really wasn't that easy, okay? It was a
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whole process where we had to like talk
3:24
to one cast member, or I guess
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a producer or somebody, one
3:28
person, tell them our story,
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and then we had to go and talk to another
3:34
person. And they'd be like, so tell me about y'all's
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relationship again. I'm
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just like, I just told y'all this a
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couple of months ago, you know?
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And so we had to tell our story again
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to another person, and then
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was the Zoom interview. And
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so that is with some other people.
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And so it
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was me and like two other my friends. So
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I had a friend that they interviewed.
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to see if we will be a good fit for
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a show. And then they had another one of my
4:04
friends that they interviewed. And then
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I think they also interviewed a
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couple of Adriana's friends as well.
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I think we wanted to see
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if we had enough drama for the show. No,
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I get that because it is
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drama. So,
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and then after that, I guess they
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approved us. And then once they approved
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us, then we went to the next
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level of actually talking to a
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couple of the executive producers on the show. And
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then it just kind of went from there. Have
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you dated internationally before or is
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Adriana the first? Tell
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me about it. He is
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my first international man. He
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is just like, when I first met him, I was just like,
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Oh my gosh, I was like,
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tell me about the thirst was real. It was, it
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was real. It was real girl. I was there. I
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love that. I mean, he is very handsome.
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So, okay, you're a love
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and relationship expert. When
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you said on the show, okay, did this like when you watched
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it back, were you like, Oh no, I said that because you
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were like, I'm 30. Time is
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running out. And I was
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like, girl, I'm past 30.
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Is my time done? I
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think it
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is one of those things where
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I feel like that an age
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well, because
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I'm just like, no, I
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don't think that like I'm 31 now. And
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I'm just like, no, I still think I have
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time. Like I'm still trying to figure
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stuff out myself. So yeah, I probably
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should have said that one. I was
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just like, Oh no, but you have
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so much. You have until you're dead,
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which is a whole lifetime to find
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love. Yeah.
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And love yourself as well. Yes.
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Were you on dating apps
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prior? meeting Adriana or were
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you meeting people in person? A little
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bit of both. I think
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there's a point in time where I was
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like so tired of dating apps. I'm like,
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y'all are not real on here. Okay. Y'all
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know. And so I got off
6:16
the dating apps for a little bit and then
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I started doing in person. But of course,
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when I went to Italy, I was
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like, nah, I got to get back on the dating apps.
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I got to see who's here. I
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was off the apps for a little bit this year.
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In the beginning of the year, I was like, new
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year, new me. We're going to meet people in person.
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And then that ended up being
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very bad. I
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went out with a friend. We didn't get any
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bites. So then I was like, let me hop
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right back on these fucking apps. And honestly, it's
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going much better. I think now that I've taken
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a break, I think my mindset is
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a little bit better. And I'm like, it's not
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the end all be all. If
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I meet someone, I meet someone. I'm just
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having fun. There
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we go. There we go. That's what it's
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all about. It's about having fun. Yeah. I'm
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this dating journey. I
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mean, it's tough. And that's what
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it is. It's a real journey.
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What do you think the most
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surprising cultural differences that you found
7:13
while dating an Italian man? Well,
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I don't know if all Italian men are like
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this, but I was going to speak
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for him though. It's the more, um,
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I need a, you need a cater to me.
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I need to cook me breakfast, lunch and
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dinner. I need to have my coffee three
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times. I need you to clean. No,
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I'm a working girl. I can't be doing
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that. I can't be caring to you.
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It looks like that. So I think
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that's really like the cultural difference that I
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know. And I have for sure. So
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he has a thing.
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His thing is, I
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want three sounds. And you're like, I simply
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don't want it. Is that, was that like
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a thing he was like constantly asking for?
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Like, would you go out to dinner and
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he'd be like, at the
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server. They could be answered.
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He could not get enough of this. I'm just
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like every day. I'm so confused by this. Why
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is the thing? So yeah,
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no, he definitely, he
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likes to bring it up all the time.
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Even like when we go out, we went
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out in Italy one time and he was like,
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this girl came up to me real cute. And
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she was just like, Oh my gosh, you're just
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so cute. Dancing, I'm partying with the girl. And
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he was sitting there having a good old time.
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We about to take girl home. And I'm just
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like, really? Can I not have a good time?
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So anytime you like met a woman having
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fun with a woman, he was like, great.
8:38
Three sometime we're doing it. Yeah.
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Every single time. I truly
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don't think I've ever met a
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person so thirsty for a threesome.
8:47
It's so wild. Yeah,
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you could go the whole ocean. And
8:52
he still be wanting water. Like, come
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on now. Did
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it make you feel like you weren't
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enough at times where you were like,
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why do you want a third person? Why
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do you need somebody up in here? Yeah, no,
9:07
like, that is a conversation we had. And
9:11
I was just like the issue I'm having with
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this, because honestly, you know, the threesome is a
9:16
threesome thing, whatever. That is something I really don't want.
9:18
But I don't think I will be so
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like, what's
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the word? Like, I don't think I would be like, so irritated
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about it if you didn't bring it up all the
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time. You know, so like, one,
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like one conversation we had, I was just
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like, you know, I feel like
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I'm enough for you. And like,
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why do you feel like you need another
9:38
girl when I'm here? If I'm not enough
9:40
for you? He's like, you are enough. I
9:42
just want, you know, another girl that you're
9:44
not answering questions or not
9:46
because clearly I've not enough for you. So
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yeah, we definitely have that conversation. And I
9:51
still don't think I am, to
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be honest. Oh, no, that's such
9:55
an awful thing to, to feel. So
9:57
okay, if someone came to you. because
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you're a loving relationship and family
10:03
therapist and someone presented
10:05
the problem to you, what would you say
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to them? Don't
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be like me, no. It's
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funny to say that, because that actually did have some on
10:19
its head, came up to me, asked me about
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that. So
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basically I would be like, you know, you are
10:26
enough. Like if you can handle it, you
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know, go with it. If you absolutely cannot handle
10:30
it, then don't do it. And
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so that's usually my advice to people, is like, you
10:35
know, you got two options. You
10:37
have to choose one. I
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mean, that makes sense. That's just,
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sometimes it's like, you know
10:44
what, in your head you just need someone like outside
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of it to say it. So you're like, okay, I
10:49
know what decision I have to make. While
10:53
dating in like the US, did
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you, like how was dating in the
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US for you? Like, are you an early bloomer,
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a late bloomer? I'm a late bloomer. It's
11:03
been crazy, okay. There's a reason why I
11:05
went over and started dating me in Italian.
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Cause I needed something different. Wait, what was going
11:09
on over here? Well,
11:12
let's see. The
11:15
first guy I started dating after college, he
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liked to wear women's underwear. Okay.
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I mean, if you're into it, you're into it.
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If you're not, that might be not fun. Like
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after we'd been talking for like months, he
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was like, Alex, I have
11:32
this thing. And I'm like, what
11:34
is this thing? He was like, I
11:36
have a box. I was like, what is this box? Why
11:39
are you being so secretive? He's
11:42
just like, basically, you know, I'm into this day and
11:44
the day and the night to wear women's underwear. And
11:46
I'm like, oh, all right,
11:48
that's cool. I don't know what we
11:50
do with that information. I mean, well,
11:52
did you ever try it? Were you
11:54
ever like, okay, let's wear matching panties.
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And have a nice time. We'll
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see who looks better in this
12:02
song. You
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know what, like us together,
12:07
no, I didn't do that, but
12:09
we became really good friends. So
12:12
afterwards I was like, look, I
12:14
saw these really cute underwear. You
12:16
want to, you know, like, have
12:18
matching underwear. And he's like, sure, let's go do it.
12:21
So, you know, I was in New York one day
12:23
and I was just like, yeah, you know, let's actually
12:25
go and find this underwear that I was talking about.
12:27
And we actually did this. And so, you
12:29
know, I love that. I think that's
12:32
really sweet. I am also like I
12:34
am a person who like, listen,
12:36
I don't kink, shame, whatever the fuck you like,
12:38
that's what you like. But that doesn't also mean
12:40
that like I have to be into it. I'm
12:42
just not going to shame you. But
12:44
like, I'll try anything once. Do you know what
12:46
I mean? I'm like, it
12:49
might freak me out a little bit, but like I'm
12:52
willing to try it. And then it's like during
12:54
something I'm like, you know what? No, thank you. No, thank
12:56
you. No, thank you. I'm very happy to go. I said
12:58
I had too much faith in myself to
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go through with this. I got I got a retreat. What
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kind of advice do you have? Wait, do
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you have any other like bad
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dating stories that sent you overseas
13:11
looking for someone? Girl,
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because that was just a little bit
13:16
of a snippet of my
13:19
life. So
13:21
there is this
13:23
one guy today and he
13:26
basically I mean, like he
13:28
was cool or whatever. Like he used
13:30
to like throw parties and stuff. And so one
13:33
day was like, hey, we're going to take a
13:35
road trip to L.A. and just
13:37
stop. Yeah, I'm from Texas. So
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Texas, L.A. And that's a long drive. But we
13:42
want to make it a thing and stop at
13:44
all these places. How long were you dating before
13:46
you said I'm going to go on a road
13:48
trip with this person? It's
13:50
been like four months or five. Okay,
13:53
that's a decent amount of time. You know them. You
13:55
spend time with them. Yeah,
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so I think I could be comfortable enough
13:59
to. go on this long ass road trip
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with you. So we were
14:03
on the road trip and so
14:05
the plan was once we
14:08
got to Vegas, we was going to like explore
14:11
Vegas, drop the rental car off
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and then like take the megabus.
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So that's exactly what we did. We took the megabus
14:17
all the way what we tried
14:20
to anyways. So we took, we got on the
14:22
megabus. So apparently when you
14:24
know the megabus they
14:26
like stopped at like different cities.
14:28
They had the bags up out. You know what
14:33
I'm talking about? Yeah, it sinks out. And so we
14:36
went and we were like Riverside, I think,
14:38
or was it called, I
14:40
can't think of that city, but
14:42
I'm pretty sure like Riverside and like they were taking
14:44
all the bags off the bus and he was like,
14:47
Oh my God, someone's going to steal my bag. And
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I was like, no one's thinking about your bag. Just
14:51
stay at the bus. And
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then he's like, no, I'm going to go outside and I'm seeing
14:55
someone stole my bag. I was like, who in
14:58
the world? Like, and there's someone did, who cares? And
15:00
so he basically goes out the car or goes out
15:02
the bus, starts yelling at the
15:04
bus driver because he thinks that the
15:06
bus driver stole his bag. And I
15:08
was like, you have got to be
15:10
kidding me. I'm sitting inside the bus.
15:12
Like, do I sit in this bus
15:15
or do I go outside and try
15:17
to do something about it? So
15:19
I'm sitting here in the bus, like, let me go
15:21
outside. Let me go figure this out. And
15:23
then so like I go outside, the bus was
15:25
like, you know what, both of y'all can stay
15:27
outside. And I was like, what? So we kicked
15:29
off the bus. Oh my God.
15:32
I was like, you
15:34
have got to be kidding me. And
15:36
then so the bus driver, this is
15:38
summertime. So it was like summertime. So
15:40
the California is like a hundred and
15:43
something degrees outside and he locks everybody
15:45
in the bus. No
15:47
AC, nothing. And so if
15:49
people started getting upset and
15:52
started like banging on the windows, they
15:54
went out to the door. It was
15:56
like trying to kick the door out.
15:58
Like it was crazy. And I'm
16:00
sitting here outside the bus, like, you have got to be
16:02
kidding me. You got him yelling. There's
16:04
the people inside, like, kicking down, trying to
16:07
kick down the door and, like, banging on
16:09
the window. And you got this bus
16:11
driver. I don't know what he's doing. So he goes in,
16:13
and then he tries to, like, I
16:15
guess, turn the bus back on so everybody
16:18
can have the AC. But when
16:20
he was doing that, like, everybody, like,
16:22
sworn to him and started, like, cursing
16:24
him out. And I was like, dude,
16:26
get your ass. We, like, snuck
16:29
into the back of the bus so we can get back in the
16:31
bus. Because I was just like, I am
16:33
not about to get stuck in this city that I don't
16:35
even know. And then after that, I was like,
16:37
no, you got to go. And honestly, after
16:39
that, I stopped dating in America. So
16:43
how soon after the bus riot
16:45
did you, like, break up with
16:47
it? Like, was it after you
16:50
made it to your destination, or
16:52
did you, like, think about it? And you're like, maybe I'll
16:54
break up with him? Or, yeah, how
16:56
did it end? Immediately
16:59
after, girl, I was like, no. I
17:03
can't do this. You got to go.
17:05
Yeah. I mean, a man
17:07
inciting a riot, I would be like, yeah,
17:09
I can't be with you. You're too much.
17:13
You're doing a lot, you know? So,
17:18
like, as a relationship
17:20
and love and family
17:22
therapist, what is that advice, like,
17:24
what's some advice that you would give some single people?
17:29
Love being single. Love
17:32
being single? How does one do that? Like,
17:35
doing the things that you want to do. Because
17:38
if you do the things that you want to
17:40
do, most likely you won't probably find somebody in
17:42
that space that you love doing. So
17:45
if there's travel, you might find somebody, you know,
17:47
that you like traveling. If it's bowling,
17:50
you might find somebody that, you know,
17:52
you like bowling. Just love being
17:55
you at the moment, so when that
17:57
person comes, then it'll just be easy.
18:00
You know, it'd just be easy for you
18:02
to like, you know, attract, I mean, to like be with
18:04
that person and sit with that person and love that person
18:06
and have like a healthy relationship. Mm-hmm.
18:09
I mean, I went to the Sonic the
18:12
Hedgehog Seemed Cafe in Chino
18:14
Hills, California. That's something
18:16
I love, but I certainly did not meet
18:18
anyone to date there. You
18:21
don't know that girl. Oh, I
18:23
know. I saw all the people inside the
18:26
Sonic the Hedgehog Speed Cafe. Everybody
18:28
was very dateable and also a lot of
18:30
children. So that takes them right out of
18:33
the dating pool. I'm
18:35
truly just looking for someone to watch
18:37
the Knuckle Six-Part Event with me on
18:40
Paramount Plus, which is not an ad.
18:42
I just love Sonic the
18:44
Hedgehog so much. I started it and I'm
18:46
like, it would be nice to finish it
18:48
with a partner. Alex,
18:51
what are you looking for in a
18:53
partner? I want a partner who does
18:55
dumb shit with me, who likes me,
18:57
who's nice to me, who loves me,
18:59
who's game to do silly things with
19:02
me. Yeah, I think
19:04
that's... I don't know. But let's get
19:06
sold. It changes. It changes
19:08
per day. What's on yours? I
19:11
want somebody that can be adventurous, but
19:14
I love a man that can just
19:16
be like, oh, let's go somewhere. Let's go
19:18
out. Let's go to this
19:20
club. Let's go to this country or
19:22
whatever. That's the type of man I
19:25
want. And a man
19:27
that is confident in himself. That's
19:30
what I like. That's about business. I like that.
19:33
What's the most adventurous thing you've done? I've
19:36
done a lot. I
19:40
guess the most adventurous I
19:42
have done is probably... I
19:46
went to Mika Knows by myself. And
19:49
while I was at Mika Knows, I went
19:51
to this beach club. Lindsey
19:54
Lohan's Beach Club? Which
19:56
one is that? I don't know
19:59
the name of it, but I know Lindsey... beforehand had
20:01
a beach club in Mykonos and I was in Mykonos
20:03
and they still had the signs up which I think
20:05
is very funny. Depending on
20:07
the year you went it was
20:09
open or closed. Oh this was like
20:11
two years ago so was it open then? Oh
20:14
I think it was closed because I was in Mykonos
20:16
last year and there was a sign still up for
20:19
it but they were like, oh it
20:21
closed. Say lovey. So
20:23
there was this one beach club I went to and
20:26
I met
20:28
this guy and this
20:30
girl from Australia so the guy was actually
20:32
Italian too. Nice to
20:34
see him. The
20:38
guy was Italian and he
20:41
was a soccer player and then I met
20:44
this girl she's Australian and
20:46
I was hanging out with her and we were having a
20:48
good time and he comes up to me and I was
20:51
like, I want to talk to you about what? And
20:53
then the girl, I wasn't trying to talk to him
20:55
so I was just like I'm by myself I need to
20:57
be safe. I'm not trying to do all
20:59
that and then so
21:02
the girl was like, oh no you need to talk
21:04
to him he's cute and I was like he is
21:06
kind of cute and I'm
21:09
in Mykonos. So I think I'm
21:11
going to talk to him. So yeah
21:16
I found out he was a soccer player. Went
21:18
to his house so me and
21:20
the girl went to his house
21:22
and we had a blast. Did
21:25
you have a threesome? No.
21:30
I was like, oh no get Adriana in
21:32
the house. It could
21:34
have turned out that way too but
21:37
I was a little selfish in this
21:39
occasion because this guy was actually
21:41
really cute. And so
21:43
yeah we, I mean talking
21:45
about we didn't have skinny dudes but we
21:47
had like bra and panties you
21:50
know pool. I mean
21:53
we had such a good time with
21:55
this man. I'm just sitting here like
21:57
oh my gosh. Like I'm by
21:59
myself. myself and I'm over here doing
22:02
this. I'm like what
22:04
in the world? I was like what is that?
22:06
What am I doing? And so yeah
22:08
so we had that wonderful night and then
22:10
like the next day we kind of just
22:12
we went to another island and I
22:15
was just like why am I why am I
22:17
over here hanging out with these random people? I
22:20
don't even know y'all. I'm
22:23
over here island hopping like this
22:25
is crazy. So yeah like that
22:27
has to be so far like
22:29
my most adventurous time.
22:33
The wildest thing I ever did overseas, I don't
22:35
know if I told this story on the podcast.
22:37
I've been doing it for so fucking long. I
22:39
don't know anymore but I was in Barcelona.
22:43
I was with my
22:45
friend and I had
22:47
gotten robbed. Someone took my whole
22:49
purse and they spent $900 on
22:51
a family dinner or food and I was like
22:54
well you know can't knock it. That's what I
22:56
would do if you know if I
22:58
stole someone's whole ass purse at dinner time
23:01
I'd go get me dinner. And
23:03
then she was leaving the next day
23:05
and I was staying there for I
23:07
think two extra days by myself. She
23:09
had a job or something so she
23:12
left me a bunch of cash. I
23:14
went and bought like a little teeny tiny rinky dink
23:16
purse and then I like walked around
23:18
had a nice time and then I went
23:20
to this club called Jamboree. I'll never forget
23:23
it. Wait was it Jamboree?
23:25
I think so. I don't know but
23:27
I went I was by myself. I
23:29
met this couple and they were very
23:31
nice. They only spoke Spanish. I didn't
23:33
speak Spanish. They didn't speak English and
23:35
I think we did Molly. I don't
23:37
know but we like took I was
23:39
rolling. I was on something and we
23:41
just took care of each other all
23:43
night and we kept saying love. And
23:46
it was delightful. I had the best
23:49
time. I don't know how I made it
23:51
back to the Airbnb okay but I did.
23:53
Girl the
23:56
Molly would do it to you okay. I
23:58
know I love it. I was like be I'm never
24:00
going to be a friend. I've never been safer.
24:02
I love Barcelona. I forgive the man
24:05
who robbed me or woman. I don't
24:07
want to take
24:09
a nice lady thief
24:11
out of the picture. What
24:14
advice do you have for
24:16
like traveling abroad or just
24:18
like in the States alone?
24:20
Yeah, that's a good question because really I
24:22
feel like be safe. That's all
24:24
I got for you. Be safe.
24:26
You know, always make sure
24:29
you check your
24:31
surroundings and listen to your intuition too
24:33
because if your gut is telling you
24:35
that something ain't right, it's
24:37
probably not what you need to be supposed to be wrong.
24:40
Yeah, I think that's good. But have fun though. Have
24:43
fun. Have fun, but
24:45
dress that dang gut. Okay.
24:47
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Alex, so I know you don't want to do threesomes,
27:01
but if Adriana
27:04
was like, okay, let's throw a
27:06
man in the mix, would you be game if it
27:08
was two men? Look,
27:10
you know
27:13
what? Yes, you know, we had
27:17
this conversation before, it was two guys,
27:19
I don't think I would mind too
27:21
much, to be honest, but again,
27:26
not excessively, because that's really the problem.
27:29
You're doing too much, but if we've
27:31
been talking for a while and you just happened
27:33
to bring it up, or I just have, I
27:37
won't be too mad at it. Okay,
27:40
and you said on the show that you've
27:42
done threesomes with women before, and
27:45
you're like, not for me anymore.
27:47
So how did you navigate that,
27:49
like your sexuality? Well,
27:51
I mean, hang on, I did a
27:53
lot, okay? I dated a man who
27:56
we did threesomes together, so we
27:58
will travel. to
28:00
different places. I lived in Texas. He lived in New
28:03
Orleans and we'll travel to like
28:05
Atlanta. We'll travel to LA. We'll travel,
28:07
I think we went to New York
28:09
one time and we would do threesomes.
28:11
That is what we did and it
28:13
was a great time. I mean we
28:16
we had amazing time. I think after
28:18
a while I was like, oh I'm
28:20
gonna try to get out of this. I'm
28:23
gonna do some more. Okay
28:25
so you're going out with this
28:27
person. You're flying around the country.
28:29
How do you approach someone for
28:31
a threesome? Normally so we
28:34
will go out to a bar or whatever and
28:36
it would be me. He wouldn't do
28:38
it. So I would go out and
28:41
be like, oh my gosh, hey girl, like
28:43
blah blah blah. I'll just start talking to
28:45
women and then
28:47
all of a sudden you know, you know
28:50
when you're at the bar and you've been drinking and
28:54
you can tell when someone is flirting with you.
28:56
No. And so it's really like
28:59
a vibe thing. Uh-huh. So
29:02
it's just like, oh like, you
29:04
know, flirting with this girl. But it has
29:06
to be like natural. It's not
29:08
one of those things I'm going into like
29:11
intentionally like this is what I'm doing. This
29:13
is something that is happening naturally.
29:16
That when we go out I
29:18
just happen to find a girl and
29:20
we just click very well and then
29:22
you know we have a threesome. Like I just, for
29:24
me personally, I just never had an issue with finding
29:26
a girl in threesome. He has
29:29
a threesome thing. So
29:31
would you say you had a hundred
29:33
percent success rate or did you ever
29:35
have a girl be like, get out of here.
29:37
No, I don't want this. No,
29:41
so personally no. Like you know it's so funny bringing this
29:43
up. I was like, I never thought of it that way.
29:45
But no, like I never had a girl ever.
29:48
Wow. Must feel
29:51
nice. Do
29:54
you think you were doing it because like you
29:56
enjoyed it or were you like more so because
29:58
this man wanted
30:00
it or were you like no no this is fun for
30:02
me too? So
30:05
initially it was fun for me too but
30:07
I think after a while when I'm like
30:10
oh you know I kind of actually want
30:12
to slow stuff down settle
30:14
down as when I was like okay
30:16
maybe I want to do it more for
30:18
him and then maybe more so
30:20
yeah it was initially it didn't
30:22
start off that way but after
30:25
after a while so yeah yeah
30:27
I'm definitely doing it for him.
30:29
Have you ever thought of
30:32
telling Adriana that you would do it
30:34
on special occasions or
30:36
quarterly once a quarter? Would
30:40
you ever do that or you're just like I simply
30:43
don't want to? I think so
30:45
yeah because see I
30:47
start thought about doing out because really
30:50
in my mind I'm like you know if you are
30:52
for me you're gonna be for me and
30:54
if it happens it happens but I can't put
30:56
that out on the table because then he's gonna
30:59
expect it all the time so
31:01
that's why I'm just like no this is no no no
31:04
no we're not doing this so I
31:07
wanted to bring it a little bit but I'm like nah
31:10
I'm doing that because once I do that
31:12
it's over he's gonna continue to talk about it and
31:14
I don't know. It's
31:16
a whole if you give a mouse a cookie it'll
31:19
want a glass of milk. I remember reading that book
31:21
as a child and I was like well what's wrong
31:23
with that and then my mother was like yeah
31:25
but like you have to be content with the things that you have you
31:27
can't just keep asking for things but I was like yeah
31:30
but if you're gonna give me a cookie I want milk and
31:32
if I want milk I'm gonna need a napkin and
31:34
she was like Nicole and I was like I'll never
31:36
learn um what is the
31:38
thing that people come to you and
31:41
like talk to you about in therapy sessions
31:44
like what's like the biggest thing what are
31:46
the therapy trends of 2024? Relationships
31:51
hands down whether it be platonic or romantic.
31:55
Oh what is the most what's
31:57
like the biggest problem in platonic
31:59
relationships? My,
32:02
my, it's like, it's like, oh, my
32:04
friend, I'm outgrowing my friends. I need
32:06
to find new ones. Oh,
32:09
damn. Wow. And
32:12
then what is the biggest problem in
32:14
romantic relationships? It's
32:17
more like a, I'm one a man. I'm
32:19
tired of being single. So
32:21
I even have a client that's actually thinking
32:23
about doing three songs with her, with her
32:25
boyfriend right now. So I'm just like, hey,
32:28
you know. That's what
32:30
you want. I mean, I'm truly
32:33
lamenting to my therapist every
32:35
Monday at 1 p.m. about
32:37
how single I am. And
32:40
she's always like, you know, it takes a little
32:42
bit of time. There's somebody for everybody. And the
32:44
other, the other week I was just like, what
32:46
if there isn't for me? She was like, Nicole,
32:49
you got to just stop. You have
32:51
to stop with like extreme statements. And
32:54
I said, ma'am, I have been
32:56
single long enough that it feels
32:58
fucking extreme. OK. Oh,
33:02
it's wild how single I've been. Alex,
33:04
are you a serial monogamous? I
33:06
wish I was. I wish I
33:08
could serialize being in something. Or
33:11
do you take long breaks? Long
33:13
breaks, honey. I was point time, I was
33:15
single for like four years until
33:17
I met Adriana. Oh,
33:21
four years. Were you getting a degree? Yes,
33:23
I was. Yes. Oh,
33:25
OK. I was making a joke, but it
33:27
is funny that you were. I
33:29
really was. But
33:31
you're talking about making a degree and being single.
33:34
That too, OK, I was really just,
33:37
well, I guess it depends on what you mean
33:39
about single, because
33:42
I mean, I had dudes, I just weren't dating
33:44
them. No, I get it. Some
33:47
people have a really nice life where they get
33:49
to hook up with people in between people. That's
33:51
not my life. God
33:53
does not sprinkle any crumbs for
33:56
me. I only get
33:58
whole fucking things or nothing. at
34:00
all. It's either a drought or like the
34:02
water is flowing and I don't know why.
34:04
The universe is mean. I was
34:07
gonna say, now I gotta be your therapist.
34:09
Come on with the extreme thoughts now, girl.
34:12
Yeah, here I go again. Oh my
34:14
God. This is just who I am.
34:16
I'm an extremist. Okay, Alex, you seem to
34:19
be good at catching dick. How
34:22
do I do that? How do I catch a
34:24
dick? Girl, you've got to put it
34:26
in your mouth. I know
34:28
that. I can do that. I'll
34:32
crawl around and fucking go in, yum, yum,
34:34
yum, yum, yum. But like in the world
34:36
when the dick's not out, when we're fully
34:39
clothed and I'm like in a bar, like
34:41
what do I say to like pick up
34:43
a man? I mean, what do you normally
34:45
say? Hi, or
34:47
nothing? And then how they
34:49
react? Um, I feel
34:52
like anytime I talk to a guy,
34:54
he's like my girlfriend or like my
34:56
wife or get out of here,
34:58
you stupid bitch. And I'm kidding. No one's ever said that to me.
35:01
Um, but I feel like I always talk
35:03
to people who are like in relationships. It's
35:05
truly wild, but like also they could be
35:07
lying. Maybe they don't like me. I don't
35:09
know. Maybe I'm not saying the right thing.
35:11
Alex, how? Girl,
35:13
it's a girl. Okay. First of all,
35:16
if they are, if they are lying
35:18
to you, you can screw them. Okay.
35:21
And just go on to the next one. I said,
35:23
put it in your mouth. I admit that
35:26
in like in literal terms and also like
35:28
rhetorically, you know, you've got
35:30
to talk to people. Keep talking.
35:34
Oh my God. It's so exhausting to just keep talking.
35:36
I talk for a living. I'm not going to talk
35:38
to these fucking people at the bar. I
35:40
went to the bar. So I told this story before, but I went to the
35:42
bar with my friend, and we sent a group of
35:46
guys shots and then
35:48
they didn't say thank you. And they didn't reciprocate.
35:50
And I was like, I don't know. I don't
35:52
know. I like, I simply, I don't
35:55
know if the decorum has
35:57
left dating or like people are
35:59
getting a router. all know. Well
36:02
what I have to say to add is,
36:04
is not you it's them. Okay.
36:07
Alright. Who's
36:10
gonna turn down some shots? No
36:12
no they took them they just didn't reciprocate they didn't
36:14
give us shots or anything and they didn't say thank
36:16
you. Oh yeah so this is rude you don't want
36:19
them to talk to people in your life anyways. No
36:22
you're right so I guess it was the universe
36:24
being like they're bad. Okay Alex
36:29
how many days should you
36:31
wait before sleeping with someone?
36:33
Hmm that's subjective because
36:36
I mean I've met people who have
36:39
sex with their man the first day and
36:41
they are happily married okay and
36:43
then you know I've met people who have
36:45
waited and they are still single
36:48
so like that right there I
36:50
just that's a very
36:52
like subjective question cuz I don't
36:54
even know cuz it really it really does the
36:56
pain that's what Google said I
36:59
was trying to figure it out cuz I
37:01
was like what I'm doing is not fucking
37:03
working so I Google it and Google was
37:05
like hey different for everybody and I was
37:07
like this sucks I would like
37:09
a definitive answer because I simply don't know but
37:13
that's life though life is just
37:15
like great like we
37:17
never know we never know what's gonna come the
37:19
next day so you gotta
37:22
roll with this so roll with the punches real
37:25
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39:25
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39:27
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39:32
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39:51
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39:57
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40:01
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40:03
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40:05
god. It hit every once in a while. If
40:08
the person like you, he gonna text you back.
40:10
For sure. Okay. I'm bad
40:13
at hints. I'm bad at like intuition. I'm
40:15
bad at like- like someone could
40:17
literally be like, I like you and then
40:19
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40:21
does it mean they actually like you? Because
40:23
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40:25
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40:29
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40:31
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40:33
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40:36
how do you say I love you? And
40:38
then it didn't
40:40
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40:43
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40:45
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40:47
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40:49
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40:51
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40:54
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40:56
don't know, I'm 52 now. I was 51 years old and reading a
40:58
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41:07
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41:10
did laugh because it was funny.
41:13
I cannot write anything sincere. I lack
41:16
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41:18
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41:20
needed to say. And then
41:22
he said it back eventually, but it did take a little bit
41:24
of time. I was like, are you sure you don't want me?
41:28
But yeah, I like, I truly
41:31
doubt myself and I'm like, but like how, because
41:33
I don't understand relationships. I don't know how people
41:35
do it. Well, I mean,
41:37
I guess it depends because everything is a relationship.
41:41
You know, you got a relationship with your
41:43
work, you know, relationship with your friends. Well,
41:47
I know my friends love me and those are my
41:50
friends. And if I feel
41:52
like they're falling off or whatever, I go, what's
41:54
going on? And we have a conversation about it. But
41:56
you can't do that with people you're dating in
41:58
the beginning. because then
42:01
you scare them away and you're supposed
42:03
to like let them chase you and
42:05
I have a hard time with that
42:07
because gotta go fast I'm Sonic but
42:09
yeah like
42:15
you can't like you can't be in it
42:17
like in a month and then be like
42:19
what are we because then you're moving too fast
42:21
and I know that it's hard everything
42:23
hard I mean
42:26
it's really not the heart cuz you gotta be yourself
42:28
honey that's it so if you want to say I
42:30
love you to the first to the person on the
42:32
second date you see that on the
42:35
second date Alex this is bad as
42:37
life this is maybe the worst advice anyone's
42:39
ever said to me don't on the
42:41
second date oh my
42:43
god do you want to do yes
42:46
if that's if you want to do if you want
42:48
to say I love you on the second day then
42:51
that's it say what the
42:53
chess girl and
42:55
if you don't if he did not reciprocate
42:58
then meet him a mom I'll go get
43:00
somebody else oh my god I
43:03
can't even imagine on the second day being
43:05
like I love you although I have thought
43:07
about it I certainly have been like my
43:09
love this reason I love him so much
43:11
I did tell
43:13
this guy rather early on I was like can we
43:15
just like be exclusive and he was like I don't
43:17
know if I believe in monogamy I don't know I'm
43:20
seeing other people but and then he got married and
43:22
I was like so you do believe in monogamy but
43:24
also they might be open I don't know but I
43:27
don't think so and I was like wow I
43:29
feel like do yeah
43:32
well these things all this upfront and
43:35
I guess that's the whole point I'm trying to
43:38
get as late as you honest upfront with everything
43:40
you want then and if
43:42
they don't reciprocate then that's gonna be on them
43:44
I guess you're right
43:46
oh boy Alex I'm
43:49
a mess what
43:51
other advice Alex can you
43:54
give us single people so
43:56
you're like talk be honest
43:58
what else Um,
44:01
and really just be yourself. Like,
44:03
that's really the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
44:05
the, the, the, the, the, being yourself. Okay. Doing
44:09
the thing you like to do. I
44:11
do like this advice. I once had a therapist come
44:13
on this show and tell me that I was too
44:16
much and I needed to tame
44:18
myself down a little bit. That
44:20
was like an earlier episode. I did
44:22
not like him. He was bad. That's
44:25
not good advice. Not good advice at all.
44:28
That was so mean. And
44:30
then I later saw him on a show. It
44:33
was the most insane premise I've ever seen for a show.
44:35
So it was a couple that
44:37
talked about their sex life and he was
44:39
one of the therapists that they talked to.
44:42
I think there was three therapists and then
44:44
they give them sex advice and
44:46
then they go into this room on
44:49
the stage while mic'd and
44:51
literally have sex in the room while
44:54
they, while
44:57
they like talk about what they should and shouldn't
44:59
be doing. I didn't like him. He was so
45:01
rude. He told me I was too much. I
45:03
said, sir, you guys go home anyway. Okay. I
45:06
like this advice. I think it's good. Well
45:10
Alex, we've come to the
45:12
end. Is there anything you want to promote?
45:16
Well, you guys can
45:18
follow me at Alex. We're Sean. A
45:21
L E X R O S H O N.
45:24
I am a therapist so you can find
45:26
me on different
45:28
platforms like Psychology Today and watch
45:33
the show. 90 day Fiance loves
45:35
their parents. I make sure y'all watch
45:37
and see the ending. Yes,
45:40
it airs on TLC, but you can
45:42
also watch it on Max. Oh,
45:45
also before you go, I asked
45:47
most of my guests, I would say 99% and I've forgotten a
45:51
couple of times because I'm a Looney Doon. Would
45:53
you date me? Oh, fun. You
45:56
have a good time, girl. We'll go
45:58
everywhere. Anywhere together. I
46:00
put that story in Barcelona girl, and I
46:03
was like, ooh, that sounds like a good
46:05
time. Oh, I'll take drugs from anyone.
46:11
If you open a handout, I will take
46:13
your drugs. I was in, where was
46:15
it? It wasn't Colombia. Oh my God.
46:18
Peru? No. It
46:20
was, wait, shit. I can't remember where I
46:22
went. Costa Rica. And I
46:24
ran into a friend, and she literally had Molly on her
46:27
hand and had me lick it off. And I was like,
46:29
yah. Anyway, I'm always having fun. Thank you for being here,
46:31
Alex. Thank you for having me. Thank you. And
46:37
if you like this episode of Why Won't
46:39
You Date Me, you can like it, you
46:41
can rate it, you can subscribe, you can
46:44
give me five stars on Apple Podcasts. And
46:46
if you write me something nasty hitting on
46:48
me to Why Won't You Date
46:50
Me podcast at gmail.com, I
46:52
will read us. Okay.
46:55
These people, you guys, short. But
46:58
I'm going to read a very long one. Okay.
47:01
Nicole, you have repeatedly said that what
47:03
you wanted most was a dick so
47:05
large that it would
47:07
be a genuine challenge. Yes. I
47:10
will take up this challenge and travel the whip
47:12
and breath of the whole world in
47:14
search of the biggest dicks humanity has to
47:16
offer. Once I have gathered
47:18
this hung host, I will lead them
47:21
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47:23
at your pleasure. After you have inspected
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our ranks and find our equipment sufficient
47:28
for your purposes, we will take up
47:31
your challenge in earnest. We will
47:33
spend three days and three
47:35
nights administering to your every
47:37
sexual limb. No position, practice,
47:39
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overlooked. Our exertion will destroy
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47:45
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47:48
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after 72 continuous hours of intercourse, finding
47:54
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you find... your challenge fulfilled. At
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a previously unknown intensity. Your screams
48:05
of pleasure will be heard for
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miles, causing wild animals to flee
48:09
in terror. Your muscles will
48:12
contract with enough force to cause earthquakes,
48:14
and you will squirt with such ferocity
48:16
that an entire new river will
48:19
issue force from your loins. The earthquake
48:21
will unfortunately cause much destruction, and the
48:23
whole world will be brought to its
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knees. As civilization crumbles, it will become
48:27
all too clear that this is indeed
48:29
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48:31
few of us who remain will gather
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around you and take comfort in your
48:36
radiance, and low as the sun rises
48:38
on a new era cleanse of evil,
48:40
we shall in one voice say, Nailed
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it! That's funny. Uh, okay,
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thank you. Bye-bye! Why
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