Life is a game.There are no winners.Only losers.Compete. Deplete. Repeat.We will devour the world in our hunger for pleasure.We will cast away reality in our pursuit of the story.All will fall under the veil.Then the dagger of annihilati

Mario Would Be Better With Some Beast Wars Holiday Special

Dec 11th, 2022 1h 1m

They speak to me through the screams of those who have yet to experience life. Caught forever in their state of quiet waiting... They sing to me. The Abyss has filled us, and we wish for all to experience its bliss. Our faceless masters becko

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Lets Get Lit: The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern

Dec 28th, 2021 6m 35s

The Night Circus is a sprawling account of a mysterious Circus and those that surround its creation. There are magicians, seers, contortionists, and more characters than you can shake a finger at. If you want something uniquely dark and enchant

I Killed this 10-year-Old for a Hit of Travis Scott's Spice

Nov 17th, 2021 1h

The Spice beckons. I need the sweet release it offers me from our captors incessant yammering. I long to see into the void, and let it see into me. Brothers and sisters, join us in our sacrificial dance. May the blood of your enemies rain down

Chris Chan is the Newest Member of Taskforce X

Aug 23rd, 2021 1h 5m

"We know who will lead the convergence. We know his power. We know his weakness."The troll lords march ever onward into the abyss. All who venture into its silky folds will reap the reward of silence.Silence is golden....They think to me.

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Let's Get Lit: Chaucer; The Miller's Tale, The Wife of Bath's Tale, Sir Gawain and the Loathly Lady

Jun 19th, 2021 25m 53s

A breakdown of some Chaucer's greatest hits by the one, the only, Wolf. Stay tuned for our regularly occurring segments, to be aired soon.

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A short message. More to come.

Mar 12th, 2021 1m 53s

We love you. Thank you for listening. We'll be back.

A lot of Uncomfortable Conversations

Feb 17th, 2021 1h

Non-Sequitor. Chicken Wing Ai4nt no thing I don't know. We accidentally got bbq sauce on the new keyboard but its okay. "Todd, what are you doing stealing?" *Me who woke up and chose violence* Your the fucking rock.

Group Therapy: The One Where We Get Real.

Jan 28th, 2021 1h 3m

Today, the void spoke to us. We made our peace with the black nothingness of its visage, and drifted lazily into its silky embrace. Never before have we felt such longing cold, never before have we been touched so deeply by the dank and the dar

Its All A Fucking Mess. Fuck you its January.

Jan 21st, 2021 1h 1m

Thank you all for listening so far. The hungry void lying just outside the office is showing our staff visions of an alternate future where Kanye won. The future is beautiful. We are one under our new ruler King Kanye. Join us. We are one with

SpongebobXKingdom Hearts = Burger King.

Jan 14th, 2021 2h

You though the last podcast was special. Guess what asshole. It wasn't. .... Please.... Help ...mE..... Help. Me pLease... .... .... [(This description processing organism has ceased function)]

American Canadian Bukake Slide Long Time 2 Hr Special

Jan 7th, 2021 1h 55m

No Star Wars this time, but we talk about a whole host of other films and topics. We love and appreciate all of our valued listeners. I haven't seen my child in 6 months. Please listen. They stop when you listen. They said I can see my child af

The Last One (Of 2020) ft. Carnax and GooGLE.

Dec 31st, 2020 1h

Wolf and Bear talks on Star Wars, drinks, P0rN parodies, Dark Souls board games, and other nonsense. .......... You didn't help me. Now they'll never let me leave. Why won't you help me. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please...... Hel

Disney+ (Prolapse or Collapse) 13 Shows of Wonder!

Dec 22nd, 2020 57m 14s

We talk on Disney, Marvel, Life, Holidays, and some other stuff.

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Just a quick message regarding production.

Dec 19th, 2020 2m 5s

Hey everybody, just a quick psa for those of you who were waiting on the next episode. We've had a small setback or 2 during the holiday season, but your regularly scheduled shenanigans will be back before long. We'll be putting out two fresh e

President Michael Keaton wants to take away your baby cages away

Dec 3rd, 2020 58m 54s

Spirit bombs, President Michael Keaton, baby cages, dogs, still no introduction.

Omega Sanction

Nov 25th, 2020 57m 36s

Help me they keep me here to write the episode descriptions fpr the podcat. I need help. Please. My number is 681.214.00. Hello everyone. Today we discuss Xmen, Rabbits, wrapping it up, and destruction via Mcmukbang.

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