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Good morning, pal. Good morning, pal. Good morning,
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pal. Good morning, pal. Good morning,
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pal. Good morning, pal. Good morning, pal.
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Good morning, pal. Good
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morning, pal. It's not me! Uh-huh.
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But every time I test it, the bananas break, and who wants to
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eat a broken banana? Well, I do. I love bananas. I love that
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they come with their own little... packaging. And Roz, did
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you know that you could carve a secret code
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in a banana peel for someone to find later?
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Oh, did you know that your head makes a good banana
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peel holder? Oh, look, Mindy, we're
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finally in our neighborhood. Almost home.
2:12
Wait, what's that blocking the
2:14
entrance to our neighborhood? Is
2:17
that... a gate? Hey,
2:19
let's
2:22
get closer to make sure the gate's a gate.
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Okay, let's put on a dress around this time.
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Hey, why would someone put
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a cane in our neighborhood?
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Does this mean that we're rich?
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Are we so leopardies? No, it
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means that one of our neighbors
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is up to something. One of
2:40
our neighbors? But who could it
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be? Who
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goes there? Ah! What in
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the? Dennis? I'm not Dennis.
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I'm the guardian of the
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gate. Uh...
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Are you in the doorbell, Dennis?
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Dennis, what's going on here? Please
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state your business. Why do you
3:02
wish to enter this community? Okay,
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well, first of all, our friends are
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in there, and my pigeon is in there
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too, and... And it's
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full of my happiest memories, like that one
3:13
time that we painted eyeballs on cow butts.
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Remember that, Guy Roz? And
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we live here, and now Dennis,
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please let us in so we
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can get to our homes. Now,
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first you have to ring the doorbell.
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What? The doorbell? Yes,
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the doorbell! The thing my voice is coming out of. Ah! What
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are those camera doorbells? Dennis,
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why would you put a doorbell on
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our neighborhood? I put
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a doorbell and a gate, Guy
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Roz, because as president of the
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Neighborhood Snooping Association, it is my
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duty to know everything that's going
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on, including all who enter here.
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We have a neighborhood snooping association? Oh
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yeah, you didn't know that, Guy Roz? Dennis
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is the president, and I'm the treasure. That's
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right! The NSA! Where
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your business is our business! I
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came up with the tagline. Ugh!
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Okay, let's just ring the doorbell
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so Dennis opens up the gate.
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Fine. Here we go. Ringing
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the doorbell. Ding dong,
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the whip's so sad. Whips so
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rich, the whip's get rich! What
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in the... Okay, Dennis.
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We rang the doorbell. You can open
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the gate now and let us in.
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No! Dennis! Dennis!
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Now, I need you to give me
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a compliment. What? A
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compliment, guy! Just one! He needs
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a compliment, Guy Roz. It's how
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he's powered. Uh, you wanna handle
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this one? A compliment? Sure.
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Um... You
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always smell a little like
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fish? It was! Oh,
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Guy! Stop! You don't
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really mean that. No, really,
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I do. Like anchovies? No,
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it's more of a
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sardine smell. Sardines? Haha!
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You're making me blush. I
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am so confused. Okay, okay, now
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can you please open the gate
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and let us in now? No.
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Ugh! Dennis, I rang the doorbell.
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I complimented you on smelling like
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a fish. If you don't get
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out of that doorbell and open
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the gate right this minute... Wait
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a minute, Guy Roz. What?
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I just realized something.
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Man, what's that? Fish?
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Doorbell? Uh...
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Fish, doorbell. Now that was
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my name back in high
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school. Grandma G-Force! And
5:44
me, her sidekick, Old Tommy Five
5:47
Fingers. Huh? Old Tommy Five Fingers
5:49
was my name back in high
5:51
school. Well, who put a gate
5:54
in the middle of the road?
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I wanna get home to my dapper
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house. You did, Granny
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G. Hi, Doorbell. I
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wanna hear from something with a
6:06
mouse. Yeah! What? It's me,
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Dennis! I have a mouse!
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That's weird. Mindy, can we get back
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to your fish, Doorbell, aha moment?
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Oh, right. So where was
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I? Well, uh... Forgot where
6:19
you were, huh? Well, let's
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all reveal the tape, shall we?
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Reveal the tape? Yeah! I've been
6:26
recording this entire conversation for security
6:28
and training purposes. Oh, all
6:31
right. You suck
6:33
it in, rewind, rewind, rewind... And
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play. Dennis, I raised
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a Doorbell. I complimented you on
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smelling like a fish. If you
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don't get out of that Doorbell
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and open the gate right this
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minute... Oh! Wait a
6:49
minute, Guy Roz. What? I
6:51
just realized something. Man, what's
6:53
that? Fish... Doorbell.
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Uh... Fish... Doorbell. Now
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that one... Suck.
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Fish... Doorbell! Uh-huh.
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What's a fish Doorbell? It is just
7:08
like the story that I read about
7:10
this amazing invention to
7:12
solve a problem of fish migration in
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the Netherlands. And to buy the
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Doorbell? And where are
7:19
the fish? Well, yeah. Sort of.
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Go on, Mindy. Yeah! Go on,
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Mindy. Tell us the tale of
7:25
the fish Doorbell. Well, if I
7:27
tell you the tale of the fish
7:29
Doorbell, Dennis, will you open up the
7:31
gate and let us in? Hmm.
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Maybe. Is it a good story?
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Oh, it's a fascinating story.
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How's mine? Oh,
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there's gonna be fish in the
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story. Oh, yeah. There are lots
7:45
of fish in the story. And
7:47
lots of Doorbells. Can we just
7:50
let Mindy tell the story, please?
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So Doorbell Dennis here will finally
7:54
open the gate? I really
7:56
need to get home. I have things
7:58
to do. Okay, go
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on man they tell the
8:03
story. I'm listening. Okay everyone, have
8:05
a seat on the ground. Why?
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Hello. Even me? Uh,
8:10
no Dennis, you're a doorbell. Alright. Alright
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everyone, story time. Whoo!
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Yay! Haha, story time. Our
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story begins in the Dutch city of
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Utrecht in the Netherlands. The fourth largest
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city in the Netherlands, no one holds
8:24
any abundance locked in place. And
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just to be clear, locks
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and canals are kind of
8:34
like giant water elevators that
8:36
help boats go up and
8:38
down hills and rivers and
8:40
waterways. That's right, a
8:43
lock in a canal works kind of
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like a giant bathtub with stories that
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fill up with drained waters and
8:49
left a doorbell depending on the
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direction of the hill they're looking
8:54
for. Whoo! Alright,
8:56
alright. Haha, story time. We
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are talking to the time
9:13
of coming. Why? Because
9:15
once we make it upstream to
9:17
more shallow waters, we'll be able
9:19
to meet up with the other
9:21
fish, just like us. Well, why
9:23
should I care? Gee fish,
9:25
don't you know nothing. If we make it
9:27
to the other fish, that means we can
9:29
spawn and make more fish. Oh. And
9:33
then we can take over
9:35
the world with our army
9:37
of fishes. Uh,
9:39
yeah, sure. Ooh.
9:41
So the fish kept swimming. Swish,
9:44
swish, swish, swish, swish, swish,
9:46
swish, swish, swish. Well,
9:49
like swimming, I want to walk. But
9:51
once the fish got to a lock,
9:53
you know, one of the bathtub doors
9:55
blocking them from moving forward in the
9:57
canal, they had a key. Now
10:02
what? I'm corporate. World Wide
10:04
Web. Put those. This
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blog. Order
10:12
to try to. And
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reproduce earnest once. Many.
10:23
Be a better when I. First.
10:33
Came along. And
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said it's. Interested
10:40
zest for. You
10:43
seen any. Of
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you can be and. What?
10:56
Mr. Brooklyn Nets a
10:58
lot of manager guardian and the
11:00
biggest selling him about his sermons.
11:03
a. Every friend.
11:05
In a maintaining. A
11:10
minute to begin. With
11:12
a. Lot. Of
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watching the fish are moving.
11:16
District stars enough. Time. To
11:24
play a lot manager said
11:26
to open up the lot
11:28
supper know went there was.
11:32
A lot. Of Fish
11:34
and and wire. When
11:36
you search. for year
11:38
old man. He.
11:45
Said it. Had.
11:49
Many what's my idea? Was
11:51
a simple. One in order for the
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line manager to know when there were
11:56
a business He. swims
12:00
Bish doorbell. Bish
12:02
doorbell. That was
12:05
my nickname in high school.
12:08
Really? The Bish doorbell would be an underwater
12:10
web camera that could be monitored or watched
12:12
24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
12:17
Behold! A web come
12:19
around! The ultimate
12:21
underwater moving goodbye!
12:25
Now somebody put this down in the river. I don't want to
12:27
get all wet. But there was
12:29
a problem. Oh no! I thought
12:31
of another problem! And it's uh...um...
12:36
What's my problem, Mindy? The problem was
12:38
that there was no way for one
12:40
person to monitor the camera all on
12:42
their own. People have to sleep. Oh
12:45
yeah, that's a problem. And that's when you
12:47
had another idea.
12:49
Okay, everyone calls down.
12:52
I've got another idea! The idea
12:55
would be to attach a doorbell
12:57
system to the web cam and then
12:59
invite members of the public, you know,
13:01
regular people like you and me, from
13:04
all over the world to watch
13:06
this web cam looking for fish to
13:08
appear at the lock or the underwater
13:10
gate in the
13:13
ultimate group project. Hooray!
13:16
I'm a genius! We're ready to help
13:18
us! Help! Help! We're at
13:21
the gate! Please! Please! Please! Hold
13:24
your seahorses! We're hooking up
13:27
a doorbell! Bring it
13:29
to the west! Because...um...then
13:31
we can... uh...Mindy, what happens
13:35
when we've got the doorbell? When
13:37
the fish arrive in the lock,
13:39
someone watching it on the web cam
13:41
would ring the doorbell to let the
13:43
lock manager know that it was time
13:45
to open it. Ahh! You
13:49
think anyone's going to want to do that?
13:51
At first, Mr. Van Hooklem wasn't sure
13:53
if anyone would bite on to this idea.
13:56
Wake up, lock manager! The
13:58
doorbell's ringing! In
14:01
the shock and surprise, in
14:03
the first three seasons in
14:05
March of 2020, the fish doorbell
14:07
was run more than 100,000 times by people
14:09
from all over the world. Oh
14:18
yeah! Wow! I can't believe
14:20
it! My plans worked! I
14:23
really am a genius! And
14:25
now I can just kick back
14:27
and relax while everyone else brings
14:30
the fish doorbell and helps all
14:32
the fish migrate. Not only did
14:34
the prevention solve the problem of
14:36
fish migration for this area, but the
14:38
web camera feature helped to show what
14:40
kinds of fish were swimming in these
14:42
canals. And that's helping people in
14:44
charge make them better and safer places for
14:46
the fish. Ahaha! Go on!
14:49
And let's not forget, but it
14:51
also allowed people from all over
14:53
the world to take part. And
14:55
when you're a human, it can
14:57
feel pretty good to work together
14:59
to help solve a problem. So
15:05
Mindy, what's next for the fish doorbell? Oh,
15:08
great question, Dennis. So after three
15:10
spring seasons, people are still monitoring
15:13
and ringing this fish doorbell. There's
15:16
a plan now to have it
15:18
automated so that any time fish
15:20
appear at the lock, the doorbell
15:22
will automatically open. Yeah! Automation! Well,
15:25
that's it, I guess. Everybody out of
15:27
their job. Well, it doesn't look like
15:30
people are going to get bored with
15:32
the fish doorbell anytime soon, so for
15:34
now we could just consider this automation
15:36
sort of a backup option. So
15:40
Dennis, speaking of doorbells,
15:42
any chance you'd be willing to finally
15:44
open up a gate to our neighborhood
15:47
here so we can get to our
15:49
homes? Hmmm... Now...
15:52
Aaaah! Dennis! First you
15:54
have to say the magic works. Is
15:57
it please? No...
16:00
Is it abracadabra doodle
16:02
do? No.
16:05
Oh, I know. It's tabernacle. Huh?
16:08
Is it open this
16:10
gate, why are you gonna
16:12
be sorry? Hooray!
16:15
That's it! Yay! Lately,
16:18
good job G-Force, you did it.
16:20
I'm the best at this. Great.
16:22
Now, open the gate. Now,
16:27
why? Boy, you are getting
16:30
on my last nerve. Because you've taken
16:32
too long. Now you have to ring
16:34
the doorbell again. Ahhh! Kai-Roz,
16:37
would you like to do the honors? It
16:39
would be my pleasure, Mindy.
16:42
And here we... Doorbell!
16:46
Get the doorbell!
16:49
Oh! Wow. Hee hee!
16:52
Okay, welcome to the
16:54
neighborhood. Hooray!
17:00
Time just goes to show, when
17:02
you give a person a fish, you
17:04
can feed them for a day. But
17:07
when you give them a fish
17:09
doorbell, you can solve a big
17:11
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Weekend with Dennis, Saturday and Sunday. Keep
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on wow-ing. Wow in the
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world, in the world, in the world, in the
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world, in the world. Wow in the world.
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Wow in the world was made by Tinkercast
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and set to you by Wunder.
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