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it's summertime. No
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homework, no school. Yeah,
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it's the hottest season. Me
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and Reggie are keeping it
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cool. But then it's cooler
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than Reggie. School's out, sun's
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out, time for fun. Hanging
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I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Two,
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three, four. We
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will summon. Summon the forever and ever.
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them the reflection and do cool
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stuff. We will summon. I
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don't know what kind of stuff
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but we'll figure it out. We
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will summon. Hello
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and welcome to We Will Summer Week.
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Summer fun forever and ever. That's
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right Reggie. This is the week where we have
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all kinds of summer fun. But we
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couldn't think of anything to do so we're...
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Hey, on my fishing lines all bungled. Oh
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hey, there's Thomas Fingerling. Hey Tommy.
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Honey over there feller. Would
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you mind holding this here tackle box while
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I fix this winder? Got
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a real bird's nest here. Oh boy,
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what's all this fishing stuff for? For
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fishing. Oh wow.
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So are you going fishing? Well
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of course I'm going fishing. Neat.
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I was just putting my bait on the hook
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when my line got all tangled up here. There
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we go. Okay, watch yourself
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there pigeon. Don't get hooked here. Wow,
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yeah, that's a big hook. Oh
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yeah, you need a big hook for a big
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fish, Danny boy. Oh,
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that makes sense. Wait, is that a hook
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from a coat hanger? Yep,
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just gotta get a worm on here. Ew,
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a worm? You're gonna touch
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a worm? Well, I don't know how
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else to get them on there without touching them.
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Come here worm. Oh, you're
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using a gummy worm. Oh yeah,
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I got a real taste for gummy worms. You
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know, something me and fish got in common. Me
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too. I've also been told I smell like
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fish. Oh yeah, gummy. I
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kinda like sardines. Tommy, stop. You're
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making me blush. All
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righty, fishing time. Wait, where are you
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going to fish? We're standing on your
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front lawn. And? And
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don't you need like a lake or a
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river? Well, yeah, I
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got a pond. Oh, a pond.
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Come on. Where's
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the pond? Right here. This
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little kiddie pool with unicorns on
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it? Yep, rainbow bay.
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OK, careful,
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carefully. Don't
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scare away the lunkers now. You don't
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know how to fish, do you, Tommy?
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Nope. Well, this was
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fun. Summer fun forever and ever?
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Not quite. Oh, well. OK, devoted
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listeners, Tommy and I are going
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to keep fishing in this kiddie
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pool. Rainbow bay. Right, rainbow bay.
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But in the meantime, we want to
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hear your summertime wows. Oh,
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yeah, that sounds good. Like maybe a
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vacation you went on in the past,
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or a summer experience you're having right
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now. Hoorah! So if you
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share with us, call us at 1-888-7-WOW. That's
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1-888-7-WOW. You
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just may hear your summer of wow
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moment featured on Wow in the World
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this summer. Whoa,
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I got something. You do?
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Oh, nope. Just
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snagged my pants. Ah. Oh,
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good idea, Reggie. Let's listen to an
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episode of Wow in the World. Ooh,
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which one? Well, I was thinking that
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we could listen to this one. It's
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Wow in the World season four episode 12
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called Laughter in a Can.
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Sounds delicious. All
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right, here we go. And
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play. We
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will be right back. Grownups, this is the
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best. This message is for you. That's
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it! Now back to the show! Hookie-doke!
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Let's see here. I'm gonna need some...
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milk... eggs...
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some whale blubber... caviar...
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wah-wah... tart
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pops... parentheses... sardine flavored...
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Oh! The door! Um, just a second!
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Wok wok wok wok wok! Good
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morning, Guy-Guy! You are not Guy-Rots.
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Hello, ma'am! Can I ask you
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a question? Sure! I love questions!
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Do you ever find yourself wanting
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something more out of life? Wanting
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something more out of life? Yeah,
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sure! I just ran out of caviar! Uh...
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what? Caviar! You know, fish eggs? I like
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to dip them in milk and then sprinkle
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them on my spaghetti. Oh! Uh-huh!
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No! I was actually
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talking about maybe a sense of
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fulfillment. A feeling of accomplishment or
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happiness. Uh... Then boy,
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aren't wind chimes, ma'am. Those are
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elixirs designed specifically to make your
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life complete. Oh, hey! What's this
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one? Oh, be careful! Laughter in
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a can? Well, that's one of
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live your life like a TV
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show! Like a TV show,
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huh? That's right! It'll make you funnier
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than your wildest dreams! Oh, you
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mean the one I always have where
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the monkeys are driving go-karts? What?
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My wildest dream! Okay...
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You know, I have been meaning to get
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back into my comedy routine at the Banana
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Split Comedy Club. They haven't let me back
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in since last time. Hi,
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everyone! Um... why
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was the robot
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angry? Processing. Huh?
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Punchline unknown. Because
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the programmer kept pushing!
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his buttons! How much
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I really should love
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that! So,
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how much is it? You're in luck, ma'am.
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That canned laughter is currently on sale for
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just $249.99. Oh,
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man! All I've got is, um,
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three buttons and a couple of
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old mints. Oh, we also
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accept buttons. Really? Yeah, buttons
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are really valuable. Or wait,
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was it Bitcoins? No, it's buttons.
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I'm pretty sure it's buttons. All right, well,
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here you go. Ugh! Oh,
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sorry. They're a little bit sticky. I
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see. Well, here's my
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card in case you need anything else.
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Do not use this product
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if you are prone to
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giggle fits, obnoxious laughter, or
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laugh snorting, yada, yada, yada.
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Side effects may include a
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perceived funnier personality, blah, blah,
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blah. Beware! Once
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opened, this product is
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irreversible, and the
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effects of such will not be
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retractable until the entire can has
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run out. Oh
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my gosh! This is so
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boring! All right, here
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goes nothing. Three, two,
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one-y, make me funny!
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Ahh! Allow
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in the world is recorded in front of a
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live studio audience. Ugh!
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What happened? Where
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in the... where are those voices coming
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from? Hello?
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Woohoo! Oh,
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wait a minute. Oh, that's one of our
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best sellers. Simply open that can of
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laughter and you too can
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live your life like a TV show. Show,
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show, show. Oh,
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boy. Mindy,
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Mindy, let me in. Something
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strange is happening. Guy
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Roddy! Mindy,
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what in the wow is going
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on? Where are those
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voices coming from? Well... Oh!
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Look, I don't know where they're coming from, but
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I do know where they came from. What?
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It's canned laughter. Canned
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laughter? Yeah, is there an
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echo in here? Mindy,
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what in the wow is canned
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laughter? Well, look, check it out for
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yourself. I saved the can. Canned
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laughter? Uh-huh.
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Beware. Once
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opened, this product is
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irreversible. Uh-huh. And
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the effects of such will not be
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retractable until the entire
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can has run out. Mindy!
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Whoopsie! Ooh! It's
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not my fault. The salesperson
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told me it would make me funnier
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beyond my wildest dreams, Guy
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Ross. And why would having a
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bunch of strangers laugh in
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the background of your jokes make you
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funnier? Well, I do remember
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reading the scientific study a while ago
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that showed that laugh tracks on TV shows
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actually tricked your brain into thinking that
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certain jokes were funnier than they actually
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were. And you thought that
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adding a laugh track to your real life would
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make you funnier, too? Uh,
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maybe. Uh-huh. So
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how exactly did this study show
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that laugh tracks make jokes funnier?
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Well, I could tell you.
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But I'd rather show you. Oh,
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boy. What did you
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have in mind? Hi, Roz. You
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and I are heading back to the
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banana split to put this comical experiment
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to the test and to
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make my triumphant return to the
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stage of comedy. Mindy,
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you do remember what happened last
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time, don't you? The
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robots? No, the other
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time. The monkeys? No,
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the other other
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time. Oh, that
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time. Can
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you promise we're not going to have
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another incident? Yes, of course I can't
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promise you that
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we won't have another incident, Guy Razi. As
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usual, I've got everything out of control.
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Come on, let's go. Won't
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we just get us a ride to the comedy club? Excuse
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me for a second. Dialing, dialing,
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dialing, dialing, dialing. Jello? Yeah,
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good. Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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OK, great. See
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you soon. Our
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ride will be here any second now. Right,
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so tell me, Mindy, how is this thing going
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to work exactly? How is
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what going to work exactly? The
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experiment. Oh, great. Well,
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um, the study, which was performed
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by the University College
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London, started off by collecting
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40 jokes from dads
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across the world. Dads? Yeah,
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a male parent, one's
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father. What? I don't
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know how else to define that. Dad
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jokes? Yeah, dad jokes. You
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know, those super corny jokes that dads
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are famous for?
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