Paul rambles about: - Not getting packages and maritime economics - Homeless strategies and girl scout cookies - Brail vs all handles - End of COVID, pitchers of water and drunk people - What to bring to the BBQ - Shirts and his idea for Long J

Episode 108

Jun 21st, 2021 20m 26s

Paul rants about: - His missing package order and scooby doo - IG Fathers day posts - US Open - Is cheese based on where its made or who makes it - the perfect age to die at

Episode 107

Jun 1st, 2021 20m 57s

Paul gives takes on: - comparing his life to the movie Casino - "Body like Adonis" and really was Adonis - streaming services and food delivery services - unruly neighbors, Shutter Island lady around my building

Episode 106 (re-upload)

May 17th, 2021 22m 31s

Note: Podcast had to be re-uploaded for full content; shoutout to the Yea Talk SuperFans for noticing the cut off Paul rambles about: - being confused about the definition of bootylicious - awards for barbers, bartenders, and "working" dads - s

Episode 105

May 7th, 2021 22m 45s

Paul ponders the following questions: - Cinco de mayo parties and how to put together a swing set? - Why can you draft a whole fantasy football team in 2 hours but the draft takes 6 days for 4 players? - Carbon footprint buffet? - Will terroris

Episode 104

Apr 22nd, 2021 21m 35s

Paul discusses: - why car alarms don't make sense, ringtones, phone apps - Super League sports - Could you beat up your grandfather if you were the same age? - Crypto and pregnant 30 year old ladies - Time travel - Free run at weddings

Episode 103

Apr 5th, 2021 22m 29s

Paul discussions: - Being less passive aggressive and if Steve Jobs got into heaven - Vito and Carmela Corleone and the Godfather book - How his grandmother hates his gifts, handwarmers, iphone classes - fighting 50 scorpions, one T-rex or a gi

Episode 102

Mar 23rd, 2021 18m 36s

Paul talks about: - Passive aggressive family meetings; handwarmers that blow your fingers off - Pound vs hashtags - taxes and daylight savings - International waters, fake fish, and how the plot in fish movies is in the title

Episode 101

Mar 9th, 2021 22m 34s

Paul discusses: - Saturday Night Fever being rape-y - Donating your body to science and ending up in a museum - aliens vs ghosts - transgender dogs, wedding parties, sports playoffs

Episode 100

Feb 24th, 2021 23m 30s

Paul debates the following topics with himself: - If you try to be a nicer person for Lent, can you be too nice where everyone thinks you went to rehab - Are headaches a symptom for everything hurting condition (happy breadcrumbing season) - Do

Episode 99

Feb 10th, 2021 26m 35s

Paul ponders about: - do dogs get dehydrated? - SuperBowl and vaccine chasers - The Night stalker, all stalkers, chicks dig hobos - Growing Pains, Jeremy Miller stalkers, Kirk Cameron religion movies - Rex Ryan foot and Armie Hammer human rib f

Episode 98-B

Jan 29th, 2021 15m 23s

Paul talks about recent news in the stock market and: - confuses himself - probably confuses you - short sells and squeezes

Episode 98

Jan 26th, 2021 24m 53s

Paul talks about: - putting "spins" on the National Anthem and ketchup - disdain for the Untuckit guy and using paper plates if you make your date dinner - Pre-nups, the Jessica Simpson "porker" clause, and a divorce game show - Not understandi

Episode 97

Jan 14th, 2021 23m 37s

Paul talks mainly to himself about: - not trying to die after you say something stupid (like this podcast) - putting things in terms you understand and doomsday preppers - Washington attacks, your dad hyping vacation, bachelor party travels, th

Episode 96

Jan 5th, 2021 23m 10s

Paul gives unprofessional advice on: - probating and discussing a will - reading food labels and Irish coffee - merger arbitrage - inconsistency of mac & cheese

Episode 95

Dec 24th, 2020 21m 19s

Paul gives his opinions on: - Which Christmas movies are for kids and adults (#1 vs #2) - How does one become an art historian? - Why use a gun shot to start races - Mount Rushmore of appetizers - Why Santa can and should steal your girl

Episode 94

Dec 17th, 2020 25m 4s

Paul clamors about: - christmas cards, charcuterie boards, IG and lunchables - ZZ top and storing money in your underwear - wearing shorts under sweatpants to be basketball ready - streaming services, sharing passwords and Bill Nye

Episode 93

Dec 6th, 2020 23m 6s

Paul talks about: - calling yourself the "original" butcher - why the movie ELF sucks - trying to get typed casted in a movie - "Aftershock" book review - having your wife/husband in your profile pic

Episode 92

Nov 21st, 2020 20m 49s

Paul rambles about: - naming your kids in a scheme - holiday commercials and Hobby Lobby - The Masters - Where did all the dog catchers go

Episode 91

Nov 9th, 2020 21m 40s

Paul mainly discusses random wedding topics: - splits his tux pants and saves a gentleman's life - some lady at the wedding brunch tells him he's boring - doesn't understand why weddings have "speak now or forever hold your peace"

Episode 90

Oct 28th, 2020 24m 38s

Paul rambles about: - "a portion of the proceeds" and donation scams - Presidents only being remembered for one thing and furries - Zoom meetings and crawling to Boston

Episode 89

Oct 16th, 2020 25m 13s

Paul gives takes on: - how everything affects the poor - crosswalks and vitamins - Jabba Walkers (?) - Chinese menus and covid

Episode 88

Oct 6th, 2020 21m 28s

Paul discusses: - Baptism gifts - Mirrors/tvs above your bed - Powerpoint presentations and debates - Backpacks and front lawns

Episode 87

Sep 23rd, 2020 23m 26s

Paul rambles about: - wild dogs, house cats, and pizza - gender reveals - pressure, gravity, pipes, digging mines - election technology and pumpkin season