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We need to be published.
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Leading we many. To
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choose do you may have. Now
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made it weird when they meet whole.
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What Is Happening? Weirdos. This
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is the incredible, talented, hilarious
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Judy Greer. I'm. So glad
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she is here! I am so glad
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you guys are year! What isn't Judy
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Greer in It? would be faster to
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list the movies and tv shows she
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hasn't been on. She's been in So
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many things you might know from Thirteen
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Going On, Thirty, Arrested Development Adaptation. I
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think I find out on air that she
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was in War of the Planet of the
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Apes. We talk a little bit about that.of
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the Planet the Apes. She's incredible. The wedding
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planner. Come on, it's Judy Greer everybody. We
0:50
also just did a movie together. In
0:52
Winnipeg. Called the Best Christmas Pageant ever
0:54
and that will be out next year.
0:56
We talk a little bit about that
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as well, but she's a delight. We
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had such a fun time doing that
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movie together. She became fast friends and
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this conversation is certainly. An
1:07
example of our friendship. It was so
1:09
fun! Glad you guys are here! Pete
1:12
Holmes Zoc com From my tour dates
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I'm going to Texas and Pennsylvania or
1:16
the next one's Thank you to everybody
1:18
that came out to Chicago! I just
1:20
got home. That was were
1:22
awesome show. Six incredible shows so
1:24
hopeless you guys out there and
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also June first it's going to
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be me. Judd Apatow and Ups
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Go are doing Largo Go to
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largo-la.com Other special guess will be
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on that show as well so
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hope he can be there and
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Er that's it. All
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right. Judy Greer. Get. Into
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it. Sit down. Judy. This
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is for you. You get a magic mind and
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er vi v to cocoa and some women I
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know use Modern Mammals as a shampoo for boys.
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You. Don't. Will.
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You looked at it. Use
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the. Microphone. You
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can either. Snooze.
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You mean the goo I did good I
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think been johnson has been and I. Might.
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Be kind of similar, do you. Have
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are we? Yeah, that's wonderful. Didn't think
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he know I loved him though. He
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has a we. Currently making of had
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gas. We are. Seem.
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Less. Will the
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reason I love that? What you love your
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husband. The. Johnson think yeah like
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Goodwill. her last beers in good will
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is sitting on a winning lottery tickets
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and too much of a pussy cashes
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in. When I
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got my. Favorite movies.
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Scream Movie. Of all
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time holds up. To. One of the
3:01
reasons A ready. Who. Cares sort of reasons
3:04
I left. Awesome. You
3:06
need to see a movie to know you
3:08
can leave Boston. I'm going to save really.
3:13
Other idea, that's where there is Boston.
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While there's so many movies about leaving
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Boston or General Held in Boston or
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you the Die and Boston are you
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Leave Yeah, You leave are you guys? That
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are of. Inertia Lily, Definitely your
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way. Well I
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hear you. I. Don't see a
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lot of. There's a lot of black people.
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There's a lot of brat who represented. In the
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cell. No, no no if there's a movie has been
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us. Know if there's a movie? A
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movie like that. Aflac signage
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Indian, East Asian population. Room
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have a bus and story that makes me
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very happy. We can't wait! Ah
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no, I'm not quite them laughing
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at my observation that used to
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watch a movie that inordinately of
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me I black. Out that you
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have robust it's. A
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non regional. Lachlan I'm.
4:02
That I was in Boston when. Ah,
4:04
visiting friends and has been and
4:06
I were walking home late one
4:09
night and there was a bar
4:11
that was still open not a
4:13
shock and weeks when in the
4:15
virgin or was like closing up
4:17
or like hagan can we get
4:19
like two or beers like com
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and he was like yes sir
4:24
so he pours as soon as
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your S U S he has
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ever ads who Guinness obviously and
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and then he was like a
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pirate. a son of a duplex.
4:34
The he does anything but journey.
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So what Do you have? it? on the jukebox? That's
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all I wanna know. I just thought that was
4:41
a really funny as as like of course everyone
4:43
in Boston goes in. Probably.
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A saying in a Super Part is down and
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goes and plays like that. Journeys on. What
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your resume? The Journey Song about
4:52
Boston. About boss
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and it just feels boss
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semi yes, Don't. Stop believing
4:58
feals. Boston Yeah, You think Cleveland
5:01
doesn't get excited for don't Stop
5:03
believing. Everyone. Gets excited about that song
5:05
but added that to me. I just imagine like
5:07
it was just like the bar. Can I guess
5:10
if this had happened in any city or be
5:12
like as a funny story about Cleveland, just buy.
5:14
It just felt like a place where like. Asshole.
5:17
Go In. Can I swear on
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our podcast? Yes as have Go
5:22
In and. They will come
5:24
out and they call you go in
5:26
an asshole you come out a dick
5:28
home. And like Polly's it's get drunk
5:30
him play. Journey. Zone like
5:32
they are like I am I think everyone
5:34
things when they play that is like the
5:36
first him as them blade. Dancer.
5:38
Believe him. Because he
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for drugs otherwise you would never play that
5:42
song. Boston though is that we love.
5:45
I can say we love but I'll
5:47
say as a city. Sweet.
5:49
Caroline by Neil Diamond. That's just
5:51
another darling I believe of yeah,
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same kind of thing. I
5:56
don't know. They love reading about already water.
5:58
I don't. Think of that is like a. Bar drinking
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song. I think of it as like
6:02
a wedding party. Song was a Big
6:05
Red Sox. They played at Fenway Park.
6:07
Who cares? Sweet. Caroline.
6:09
I think so. Yeah, Why wouldn't I just
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drink? It's
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much as I can be those onset. Nice Edward
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and ushered in don't remember his you were like
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while you're that And then it went. How. Do
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we know each other? At
6:22
reasons he still make Make reasons he
6:24
you and I met at a steakhouse
6:26
in Europe. It's it's fifty. And
6:29
as he can get. By the way, who cares? Really tight? Yeah,
6:32
I'd have, I'd only everything's.
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Know that that's boring. Everyone's turning on
6:36
the spot. Guess to hear Judy Greer?
6:40
Sudan? What's your real. Name.
6:43
That's how you say my name did it? Ever.
6:45
What is your former little with
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everyone to know on your Wikipedia?
6:50
who? Gearhart Judith? Well, my
6:52
birth name Judith sites
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as ins. And
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Judas Judith Theresa Evans's
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May. Judith to Reese Evans
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put down that. You.
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Did you get a Due to threes? Evans
7:08
When you're in trouble, I think I'd you
7:10
serious. Due to Series doesn't roll up the
7:12
darn. Judy. Greer even another
7:14
one hundred thousand movies. Is
7:16
that Why has yet insensitive?
7:18
He cleared? by the way.
7:20
no joke, how has your
7:22
success. With
7:25
how is your success been marginalized cause the I
7:27
was saying that as a joke but do people
7:30
do that. Do. People because even have a
7:32
hundred thousand things. In one of
7:34
the hardest jobs yeah you in the
7:36
world. I now. do people ever go
7:38
like was she's got a great website.
7:40
Like are there ways that people write
7:42
it off? Oh like like as silly
7:44
as Will who are name is Judy
7:46
Greer? People just like saying Judy Greer
7:48
offensive. Zone One them that I
7:51
didn't even totally understand the term
7:53
marginalized. I'm. Yeah, you guys, you know what
7:55
is reality. We just know it as like
7:57
getting up in the morning and I'm going to.
8:00
Having my marginal I love the
8:02
way my marginalized car a. Ah
8:05
do I feel no. Yeah,
8:09
I don't feel that way. I don't
8:11
like it that I feel like. Kind.
8:14
Is supported. By.
8:17
People. By. The industry.
8:21
Yes we are in in to
8:24
see I I I I don't
8:26
Yeah a. Little Darlings. Say.
8:28
At America's. Best friend. Judy.
8:31
Greer Americans with from limit on his family.
8:33
Guy is. Illness. A gentleman it
8:35
is and like also my husband says he he
8:37
used to see that I was in America as
8:39
leader and I was America's best friend. Know
8:41
that's true. Well you have a Hanks
8:43
Equality. Ah well, let
8:46
me finish. People don't necessarily
8:48
want to. Fuck
8:51
Tom Hanks. I'm not
8:53
saying that about you. That. I
8:55
don't want a funny thing. Is
9:02
I'm so glad he did. A result is
9:04
it is the area where an. Arab
9:08
or the area that are here because I
9:10
don't was implying but I also that you're
9:12
not sexy but I also don't want to
9:14
say that you are. Look I'm not even
9:16
looking at you right now I'm not even
9:18
I. Am sorry everybody's looking.
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Back on that ended up in Florida
9:23
that. I did this
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movie I'm a did this movie
9:28
called and I love this movie
9:30
I saw Driven I'm If is
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about Rise Driven Know See we
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were We already done Drive. We
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were driven for us right now. Is
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the pre sequel. The Drive
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Every Go Live resin is
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amazing and as I. Do
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not know was it called vivid as
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it was of our evil. It
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was called driven. It was about
9:54
that you're hired as that. This
9:56
Jeremy driven had a cold and
9:59
he had. The about have driven
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the car the out the master
10:03
mason down the lorry in. The
10:06
lorry. Back
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to irrational cyber drug look. Away
10:10
again. I'm an attack of our lord. And
10:12
yet. but. The. Director was telling
10:14
the. Isn't
10:16
that long ago that we saw this movie?
10:19
If he was like I wouldn't be the
10:21
one to show America's you're Actually Sexy. Suddenly
10:24
I loved him. And.
10:27
I it's like eyes illegal. I don't
10:29
get, I don't get marginalized, but I
10:31
feel like. People.
10:34
Talk. To me like I'm in a Me
10:37
I went to Be though and they give
10:39
you a leading role are I'm and make
10:41
America think you're Said Seats are either to
10:43
show people what you're really like, how great
10:45
you really are selling that and things like
10:47
good? Yeah yeah. and also it's like implying
10:49
week I know how. Thank you So. May
10:52
I take you out of the
10:54
gutter zoo? Are on. Things.
10:57
That you're like us, like of. Like.
10:59
A demon person like a garbage present
11:02
like that your grows and using an
11:04
art teacher. But I went to be
11:06
the one. So America and potentially other
11:09
foreign countries. Well. Yeah, hopefully
11:11
former am not as rare as you
11:13
can provide a new it. It's.
11:15
Not as comfortable as I it
11:17
being. Kind of museum me like
11:19
I'm interviewing of the school as well.
11:22
As anyway that was as that
11:24
was funny when he said that
11:26
The hell that. Yeah.
11:28
He said he was going to show America
11:30
that you're sexy. Yeah, But. What
11:33
I was going out was sex appeal
11:35
aside, He hangs
11:37
Judy Greer. Best. Buds
11:39
that as the bud vibes.
11:42
That yes we do, we are best. But and. The
11:44
numerous acts I had that remote
11:46
and hags. I send that card to so
11:48
many people. Did. You see the card?
11:50
Were just as hags. Look at says T
11:52
and then Hanks and has a fixer of
11:55
Tom Hanks. It's a drawing of him, it's
11:57
a thank you note and they were like
11:59
selling it. In. My card shops
12:01
and stuff. Yeah, without his consent, I'm
12:03
sure. He. Big com and hang
12:05
sky. As yet
12:07
unloaded even our next guy know
12:09
I love Colin Hanks the virus.
12:12
He is Orange County. Gray
12:14
it somehow time know what is it? Is.
12:21
Often get. Ten you open. This is
12:23
why we marginalize you guys, exists to
12:25
act a little. It's just like I
12:27
thought I was gonna be sitting at
12:29
a desk with headphones on. I wouldn't
12:31
have come out of the wet head
12:33
because honestly I thought the headphones would
12:35
train my my wet curly hair to
12:38
dry in it and now I don't
12:40
know what's going insane. It. Needs
12:43
to be trains. That's the thing. Is.
12:46
That why you guys sit most bulbous
12:48
glass bulbs. Know that's to get away
12:50
from men. Oh.
12:54
That's for a different reason. Yeah, Do
12:58
prefer women them and. I don't
13:00
mean sexualizes, mean like do like the company of
13:02
women. What did he you? We got along. And
13:06
what does that tell you? That I'm
13:08
days This. Is
13:11
a girl He put aside the come out
13:13
as gay emerged in a of the Ninety
13:15
Eight. Elites.
13:19
I think of that. Have
13:21
a real tax. There. Was a time
13:24
in my early twenties. And. Mid twenties
13:26
and late twenties probably where
13:28
I saw and. Years ago. God
13:31
bless you. And your
13:33
and your child and I say
13:35
a word to be one of
13:38
those like I'm a guy's. Girl
13:40
like Emma Oh Girl
13:43
Laser Tyler. But. She
13:45
is though he were to vendors and
13:47
is. Without way she's so
13:49
seems that way sewell like legitimately
13:51
though I was going to making
13:54
it out because isi it that
13:56
was let. Well, it's
13:58
interesting today as is talking. Who
14:00
am? I'm
14:02
in a name drop A there's
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ready for the array of a
14:07
Emma Thompson about the As. Don't
14:09
even. A lock out of our
14:12
got of yards over the Eminem and that
14:14
is Emma Thompson. Although. He
14:17
don't give her as allows says she
14:19
deserves season game. I'm.
14:23
Not saying for this section as if I
14:25
guess I'm not signing a consent. Or
14:31
Amazon's Wonder Barber have a reason
14:33
Directors of but we were about
14:36
this. Avid
14:38
reader to really good. As for what. You.
14:40
See her my knee, So
14:44
athletes are mine. And
14:47
mas emma. Watson
14:50
guess. That's. It we're sorry but
14:52
I'm a web that for. Time. With Emma Thompson.
14:54
asshole. They can have a Thompson in
14:56
the One Who Are Who Wanna Though and
14:58
Guardrail Academy Award for What I'm. Sorry I
15:00
even mentioned her name. Is a Steel
15:03
Magnolias guys. Never mind. Well.
15:05
As what are you in to talk about? Know. Stay
15:08
right in the blame you're doing great. I just
15:10
want to know who am I like the were
15:13
in line with it on. Coming off
15:15
of a conversation about marginalizing women
15:17
and you're late. Me:
15:21
Like. Say one person. Isn't
15:25
about suddenly I learned about
15:27
myself of of a marginalized
15:29
me Really make a raspberry.
15:33
Or daughters and a big raspberry says what is
15:35
Emma know and known. As
15:38
she and Love actually the I Love
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Her. As his
15:42
grades universally loved his his beloved beloved
15:44
So bit aside, I love a. Bit
15:46
as it's an and she and
15:48
I were talking about this lens
15:50
and she's she brought his fc
15:53
me that I'm. Like.
15:55
Were so. Pleasant. Were kind
15:57
of like in in sort of like a
15:59
patriarchal. Sort of. But in a
16:01
patriarchal society like you're kind of taught
16:03
that. I guess. marginalized. I didn't understand.
16:05
Like. I had been. A.
16:08
Does That's the way we live our lives
16:10
of women would and so you have that
16:12
will just met like that. So when I
16:14
was talking here about this topic about wanting
16:17
to like be us of dies girl like
16:19
I'm a cool girl it's because we saw
16:21
that we needed to be accepted by men
16:23
in order to be cool like. That's how.
16:26
I. Was not raised necessarily by my
16:28
parents but that's how this society I
16:30
was raised in was so like if
16:32
you are accepted by men and a
16:35
non sexual way like as a cool
16:37
girl as men deemed you were cool
16:39
were all the new are cool girl
16:41
so it took me a long time
16:43
to learn a skill your eyes are
16:45
glazing over know like side of a
16:47
questionnaire Why? Because you have a dollars
16:49
and like gets so it took me
16:52
on are shown on deck and don't
16:54
forget it. Because. Of your age
16:56
I'm It took me a long
16:58
time to. To.
17:01
Like admit that I I do prefer
17:03
the company of women like I did
17:05
like hanging out with with dude chit.
17:09
Chat. I like when. Are. You
17:11
use and I women you avoid men.
17:14
I wouldn't say avoid but it was like i
17:16
don't I like know. I I prefer
17:18
women. It's just like over. Jude's.
17:21
Yeah, yeah, I think
17:23
I'm. It took me a long
17:25
time. I thought I needed this acceptance from like
17:27
Men in order. To. Be interesting and cool.
17:29
Yeah, Know. Issue with
17:31
but I was curious what you
17:34
would say doesn't seem like guys
17:36
like if you're a girl, a
17:38
woman who has accepted by the
17:41
boys as cool. Look,
17:44
I'm out of my depth here but it
17:46
always seems to me like that didn't count
17:48
as much as it seems like you get
17:50
there and that thought actually were you on
17:53
don't want to be accepted by other women.
17:55
Yeah but but that's not like the
17:57
messaging that you that at least that.
18:00
In a day. And. Like the way I
18:02
was right and rice like that's not the
18:04
messaging you get right? And
18:07
even guys. Do.
18:09
They want. A mother
18:11
blood one of the boys style guy
18:13
I'm from. Curious, I was just minding.
18:16
Did they want? When we were
18:18
wearing suspenders and had a cigar and
18:20
me realize I love the Buffalo Bills.
18:23
Whiskey Me yeah. I'm
18:26
did they like that idea? or here's
18:28
the thing I think that's. My.
18:30
Guy friends who I'm still
18:32
friends with actually like Reddit.
18:34
They bright, ah they liked
18:36
me but like I like
18:38
they like. Jimmy's.
18:41
Still like to death. They still like
18:43
me like We also love each other
18:45
so I think I was. Ah, I'm.
18:48
I don't know. I think it is. I don't
18:50
think they required that now. Yeah, but one of
18:52
the things you and I. Enjoyed a.
18:56
Question mark. No.
18:59
Karma. Was.
19:04
In my opinion, More
19:06
traditionally feminine meaning ceiling yeah
19:08
I just mean obviously men
19:10
are feeling as well. I'm
19:12
just saying more culturally associated
19:14
with were like we bonded
19:16
over real talk real start
19:18
feeling yes we honor to
19:20
each other. yeah it was
19:22
a lot of space. yeah
19:24
listening Cia and when I
19:26
sit as I don't mean
19:28
in the city ways but
19:30
we liked is that gossip
19:32
but we wanted to get
19:34
to the real. Yeah, what's really
19:36
going on? Why? Would he had said that rises
19:38
like why did he say that's what's the issue with
19:40
her And then we'd? Why does she come in and
19:42
do the thing and it's like I kind. Of
19:45
a new set is often a
19:47
says guys realize our roads another
19:49
day another. All
19:51
men are like sad women said
19:53
what? I've always yeah Dweller intense
19:55
as a biblical references and sort
19:57
of like more Not out Hunt.
20:00
I wanted to be in the village going
20:02
like what's up with Jacob? Be noted that
20:04
stat was met. Yeah so that's how we
20:06
were. The reason we became friends with we.
20:09
I don't know. I feel like that
20:12
moment we became friends was we had
20:14
a. There. Was a oh. I. Know
20:16
I know the moment I became friends at
20:18
Yale. Tell me he though First he started
20:20
at. Well. We had a
20:22
meeting, we had a dinner, and we
20:24
were both kind of on our best
20:26
behavior. Yes, without the director? Yes! Wonderful
20:28
Dallas? Yeah. And then the next day.
20:31
I. Came in and dropped that
20:33
character and that lights. What
20:35
was up on are like the Yeah, we're
20:37
not yeah, you laugh so hard as because
20:40
we felt like we were things a step
20:42
is that correct. And I felt like
20:44
you and I really have the same
20:46
conversation with our spouses after dinner. Like.
20:48
Yeah, I don't know, don't know utter yet
20:50
and an off duty and I are gonna
20:53
send an index and ice this is. This
20:55
is a nice with old time capsule of
20:57
friendships. We had a tight business dinner and
20:59
was a very business he didn't yes and
21:01
we're both been like I was I now
21:04
and tell me. About. Adaptation?
21:06
Yes, it was a wonderful experience.
21:08
I'm in the next day. Big
21:10
swing in Iowa and eggs I
21:12
buy you. Swing by Be. As
21:14
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and you laugh so hard", said I
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21:21
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21:23
we did together" I.
21:25
Don't remember why but I'd I took another
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big swing and called you at what. Was
21:45
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21:59
To Adina as. I
22:03
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a very sit. Down
22:08
the clown vast like I just felt
22:10
like it was just kind or his
22:12
case. You
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cry So real merits of but
22:20
I remember it was like you
22:23
said something very reasonable on said.
22:25
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22:28
twat of especially than seventy two labs. Are
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to our probably a know. And
22:34
I both of those situations where these
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weird hail mary's would like to help
22:39
me to kind of assume because I
22:41
guess it was a chance after our
22:43
our business dinner or you would have
22:46
been like i don't know in what
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you are referencing put your mean. By
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the word slots does that stand for such
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22:58
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23:00
without another theory. That's.
23:02
When you don't have another like your scientists
23:05
in the lamb sarcasm twat, I'm totally without
23:07
another theory. and what? Twat. Sign
23:10
with a Saudi I am blood. Blood.
23:13
I don't know that I was.
23:16
Funny about the business dinner with sit
23:18
will forever be called live that we'd
23:20
run into each other at the doctor's
23:22
office. Apple's allowance
23:25
of that sorry we had really meant was.
23:27
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23:29
you are leaving and I was and it was
23:31
like. You tonight? Yeah, by.
23:34
And. I have that moment being
23:36
as a big admirer of yours
23:38
google. Said.
23:41
His iron women big deal out
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of it would say. Would.
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23:51
you Are You started out like perfect
23:53
san and then the business dinner. I
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was like oh. Oh the the like
23:57
the vagina one was good. the hallways. I.
24:00
When like our. Did he? I remember.
24:02
And men that we that I'm a
24:04
sinner I would like to go and
24:06
then next morning was like we're back.
24:09
To probably just nerves. We
24:11
were nerves and we were not in charge of
24:14
that dinner. Yes, former dollars. And
24:16
are endowed as larger and yeah he'll as
24:18
I want to impress him and and seem
24:21
professional and impress each other and mean hello
24:23
and and seemed kind of like formal gap
24:25
plus I'd thought we were going to be
24:27
more in the Twilight zone meet you and
24:30
it was more of like i want to
24:32
talk about the like vision for the movie
24:34
and then my posture because yeah good see
24:36
as of us to Dallas I know you're
24:38
going into this I just way to know
24:41
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24:43
a movie has that Judy Law. That.
24:45
Is that Css. You
24:48
liked it. We're of edge. I.
24:50
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24:53
the same Alistair. Oh I know you ate
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the call the bees. And
24:57
I like shame. I know, I'm
24:59
I. I liked that I ended
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up really like not ended up.
25:04
but I really ended up. here.
25:07
So I did end up liking it a
25:10
lot because it was very comfortable and sleep
25:12
there and like I like going there because.
25:15
Of your all ears night What happened?
25:17
Go. Was
25:19
always someone who was.
25:22
Like celebrating an anniversary and
25:24
that night member other people
25:26
are in love with you.
25:29
Yes, Because. Something
25:31
was. It crashed. It. was it. Just your
25:34
standard accent. However, if it was crashing or stance.
25:36
Or. There was a big to do
25:38
and I remember feeling weird you're not
25:40
this way but I didn't know. Oh
25:42
remember I was like. In
25:45
my i don't know. I. Didn't like
25:47
the to do allow me that also allowed
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to do moment. It was nice as
25:51
like. Maybe.
25:53
We'll get some better tables
25:55
here. We were going insane. William
25:57
Hague didn't the waiter a picture with.
26:00
Would. You know I thought it was with as
26:02
I. Thought it was a deal and that
26:04
to sit they are you are is ours
26:07
are being nice to be like was eleven
26:09
Duty to. One is a system. Like
26:12
I feel it. Still
26:15
has a sister who's visiting his
26:17
own, although his assistant. Eyes. Is
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a sister. To
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what it is assumed, the. Birds have thought
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this was a manager and
26:33
away with endless sister. I
26:35
have one one one of my mama
26:37
June. And
26:39
my says miss Father. Of.
26:45
Scares the as an assist or. Oh
26:47
ssssss up eyes been my
26:50
daughter. This happened twice this
26:52
week. brag. Where
26:54
I've been similar, he's wanted to take
26:56
a picture. Very nice for
26:58
sweets and then I'm like. With.
27:00
My daughter and then of our kind
27:02
of put Lila your publisher down or
27:04
shove her down nigger of hardware that
27:07
off mm me just kind of which
27:09
a blessing and are out of of
27:11
the honor of his revenue. I love
27:13
you let the little but the brow
27:15
I will give her them to mom
27:17
like how can I go ago the
27:19
mumps loses pictures and she hates that
27:21
and see will cry and then we've
27:23
actually been like can we do another
27:25
one. Will. This only happened once. But
27:28
she wants to be in the pictures
27:30
so there's like about a lot of
27:32
out as as a man, my daughter
27:34
in Sam pictures doesn't happen again. We
27:36
went to Disneyland yesterday so it. Was.
27:38
Him and I just know like
27:41
miller want the kids steaks and
27:43
fixed. I'm literally ah literally. this
27:46
I will Now the kids. Isn't
27:48
that access? Some of
27:50
parenting perspective or like what like that's
27:52
how I pods us would say a
27:54
pp. It's like that I'm. A.
27:56
Bow where it must feel like
27:58
at Lille as aid yeah to
28:00
be hold. Like you
28:02
can't be in this picture. Nobody
28:04
said that. Know, I know, but that's the
28:07
vibe had. An. Environment like inappropriate to
28:09
be in the strain it. Is
28:11
because of pedophiles and that
28:14
sake a whole. I.
28:16
Considered that, but my wife rt his
28:19
posting pictures of Lila so that out
28:21
I know the answers of lightning. But
28:23
there's a there was a rule and
28:25
will. It's paparazzi's allied to take pictures
28:27
of Lila. Are really. Like
28:30
a pup like there is some law
28:32
I know, like Halle Berry and Jennifer
28:34
Garner and another actor as see any
28:36
Salma Hayek ever. Guess they all kind
28:39
of like rally together and and their
28:41
me where I mean they went to
28:43
like Congress or something. I'm really sucking
28:46
up the story, but I'm sort of
28:48
true and on the outskirts of truths
28:50
that they did file. A
28:52
claim and basically made it said the
28:55
paparazzi are not allowed to shoot photographs
28:57
of stars children if they're under eighteen
28:59
other adults and so that's why it's
29:01
like you see like you never see
29:03
anymore like a famous for a celebrity's
29:06
child and that all the said in
29:08
it's like. Like. They're
29:10
eighteen and it's just like are you say? Years
29:12
soda cruz. Surrey.
29:16
Look. Of: I don't know. Emma Thompson?
29:18
I don't know. Series analysis. But
29:21
yes, Sir Elton Grove. Soda
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29:27
Enfield. I think that like. Excuse.
29:30
Me like yours has but I haven't just
29:32
like more interested in the and may other
29:34
have negative like the child psychology behind it
29:36
legally. for Lila it's like oh like. Alameda.
29:39
Yeah, I'm a daddy way. I'm not to be that may like.
29:41
Why am I. That's why we letter and yeah, I
29:43
mean, it makes sense to me. With that are you would
29:46
do it like it's a weird thing. To.
29:48
Be like. Imax.
29:50
I just heard Billboard talking about this on the
29:52
podcast where he was like he kind of like.
29:55
Downplays: It with his kids
29:57
and blue son or daughter I think.
30:00
The damn. Why? Does everyone
30:02
know who you are? And he said
30:04
i'm old I know a lot of people That
30:06
was his answer. So and we're we're not going
30:08
that way. I was like that person saw daddy
30:10
being funny that so they say they're over or
30:12
he cites is it is a daddy at work
30:15
he said etti work. I. Like
30:17
that. I'm. Not attacking
30:19
bills response necessarily. Chooses
30:21
to do. It. It's also like when I leave
30:23
I go I'm going to be funny that is
30:25
going to make people laugh or whatever. but. He
30:28
became a mom When you may Deem Johnson has. A
30:31
purchase, two children and. Look
30:33
up though placards
30:35
instant. Instant Family
30:38
son Mark Wahlberg. Similar.
30:41
Discover that you must be friends with him
30:43
for Mccoy. Yeah because we're from boxes
30:45
isn't blasted hot the grants how the
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creature from Boston to me a catalyst
30:50
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30:52
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favorite thing as you read me, My
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31:06
movie. I think
31:09
I could do something shirtless
31:11
show America sexier got something
31:13
he would say. We. Got
31:15
to show miracles Sex you are. With
31:19
had see that he is Uma
31:22
because you are people don't know
31:24
that. Judy Yeah she's fucking hot.
31:26
Ah do much. Do you. All
31:28
get together and practice your accent so that you can
31:31
turn it on and turn it off when you need
31:33
to. The Boston Accent. He.
31:36
Know I never had so it's always been
31:38
a phony baloney. Gone back to good one
31:40
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31:42
do you like them Are. Some of
31:45
my favorite moments in movie history.
31:47
Square. Have you heard lucy Case bit
31:49
about it? Know how absurd it is? That.
31:51
Matt Damon wrote The Move Quickly. As
31:56
his characters they do another guys
31:58
do you like apples. I
32:00
know they got. he says yes,
32:02
I know, but he goes. I
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got another. Like them,
32:07
apples only in a writer is
32:09
world. those stupid wouldn't be like
32:11
the need as long. As.
32:14
Because they were fifteen. I mean,
32:16
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32:18
no no I understand why they would write it.
32:20
but like the fact I now I wouldn't happen
32:22
in reality there's no way that guy would be
32:24
like. Yeah. But Boston.
32:27
But. He was a harvest s and like lot
32:30
do. But. Also, I still wake
32:32
of when he said yeah he was
32:34
like. Know that that guy
32:36
deserves an Academy Award for
32:38
as yeah. That yeah because his
32:40
yeah weather like. Up
32:43
I know exactly his yeah is. Joe.
32:48
Perfect. That dude book that
32:50
part. Because. Of yeah now
32:52
what happened with you in Mark Wahlberg? I
32:56
mean like, what did you work on him with. Ah,
32:58
and Lizzie on Amazon have three
33:00
kings. Or yeah, get him gascons in
33:02
that. He is a paramedic
33:04
omega. how is that? When Mark Wahlberg
33:07
his release from torture and is quite
33:09
happy? As a different Cs
33:11
so you did. you work with Marks. Now.
33:14
But he met him and then we
33:16
didn't. episodes as a team scored and
33:18
so recently time. Together. Yeah,
33:22
I'm. I. Don't think here
33:24
of I mean I oh. I. Don't know that
33:26
I. Met a man Rosie Remember where you
33:29
might have shot movie? We don't you remember
33:31
one hundred percent? Raise most of them. I
33:33
mean, up until recently when I saw Conrad
33:35
go code and it's Paid! We. Made
33:37
a show together and. In he
33:40
like made yourself giteau but I always do
33:42
that. I always and it is I saw
33:44
because. And. I and then I hate
33:46
when people like do I know who you
33:48
fucking are. Innovative. Also can
33:50
uses understanding of ideas and actually doing
33:52
this for. I'm doing this for you.
33:54
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33:56
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33:58
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34:01
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34:03
stop it every which way.
34:05
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34:07
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34:09
in an elevator. Oh.
34:12
I have a really good one but
34:14
I have a really terrific of us
34:17
is it was so great. Hello out
34:19
here I would. He remembers everything. Else
34:22
I was a coffee at a coffee shop
34:24
I never fucking those hills and I went
34:27
in I got the coffee or order the
34:29
coffee and as a young pretty girl who
34:31
is ringing the app and she has you
34:33
don't remember me. With but
34:35
instead and. Of. Legs and like. And
34:38
like. Bring it. Yeah, what? What
34:40
is why? Toll was years. I saved
34:42
your life. Or
34:45
your dog. Author over it's the
34:47
other parts of Europe twice a
34:49
day. On that was Amy. That Amy. Amy
34:52
and know soon I can't remember. we
34:54
do You? Really Okay I did. The
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voice I. Was a
35:00
voice a character on an animated show.
35:03
So I'm in and out of a recording
35:05
booth and setting the stage. You know, it's
35:08
not like I'm on set for hours and
35:10
hours and hours of people. Okay, yeah, I'm
35:12
by myself in a glass box for like.
35:15
That's right an hour you don't see
35:17
them you're in a cop urine and
35:19
upright cough of yes for that our
35:21
to colds and is always to gold.
35:24
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35:26
from in here and there and their
35:28
rule a with point is this young
35:30
girl to like I was the director
35:33
I'm. Alice, his and
35:35
his daughter and. And.
35:37
So is his daughters what she said which I
35:39
was like. First.
35:42
Of all the show was canceled. A
35:44
millennia ago. S
35:47
I met her. Which.
35:49
I'm assuming I did it was because he
35:51
kinda like work with her dad and then
35:53
we went. To I like force them
35:55
to have. Christmas. Day
35:58
and so. I think I'm better at the
36:00
Chris the Dirty, But honestly like. Just
36:02
don't do it. This like get
36:04
a remedial. Don't like, Don't ever say that.
36:08
Don't. Say why? Way I do it.
36:10
Maybe if I saved your life one summer.
36:13
You. Owe me that you don't remember
36:15
the didn't remember me at all as.
36:18
I did have the reader these studies
36:21
and for lopez lens of as a
36:23
little less hims it's been a very
36:25
popular most. Ignorant? Well I'd.
36:28
Say that's probably because I looked so
36:30
right up and pretty when they ran
36:32
into her again. Anyway, Abuse at. The
36:34
wedding planner. Give you
36:36
are feeling. Is a better. Than
36:39
L A but I'm not that girly amount
36:42
watching the where I have Xena. Ah,
36:45
Lila. Get a like that when using. This
36:48
is really. Gonna. Like thirty. I am thirty
36:50
so bet that's I did that thing
36:52
with with Jennifer Garner he friends with
36:54
in a Cncs. I didn't really get
36:56
to talk with her, man. But.
36:59
I hate that feeling when you're at the premier in there, right
37:01
there? In the like a minute
37:03
Vegas Nv I'm in business. Owner
37:07
of the Pain of being read. Over
37:09
there were there. Are
37:12
signs work together? To
37:16
move move was a year ago. And
37:18
it was a year ago. Different hair.
37:22
You are saying everything. I had different
37:24
air with his year ago. It. Was
37:31
my Arizona? Where
37:33
yeah I was him of Movie With You.
37:37
To be better though, adjusted a suicide bomber
37:39
that of boom Bill Bird with our Go
37:41
Mars podcast really enjoyed it as get a
37:43
tax bill and tell him that but then
37:46
it's what I'm trying to do is like
37:48
be a little bit more deliberate and I
37:50
really want your take on the can. Like
37:52
who? I'm not saying Bill probably would have
37:54
been like that. Thanks man as really my
37:56
yeah but I'm like. Instead,
37:59
I text. My friend who recommended it
38:01
to me. Just kind of
38:03
keeping it smaller systemic. the get
38:05
a party took your wife, touch
38:07
your friend that was in the
38:09
scene with you. maybe don't. Try
38:12
to get that little affirmation
38:14
has from Jennifer Garner. You.
38:17
Know we talked about this a lot on the
38:19
So you Got Journey Grow Lights jet. I was
38:21
in the movie to ensure that I know you're
38:23
in for alcohol swam. A huge fan of everything
38:25
you do. Guess what? If. That's true.
38:28
She'll come up to you. To. Support
38:30
to the hardware store for milk, to the grip
38:32
on. The
38:34
guess what? easier I. I
38:36
feel that way and I wonder
38:38
sometimes about like a. Like.
38:41
For me, why I wanted dell up
38:43
to that percent. As raised that like
38:45
requests and. And then I think when you
38:47
say like taxiway of taxes and out here you
38:49
know it's like that. But. We
38:51
are those. Premieres: To
38:53
mix and mingle and one of the things
38:56
just to flip and on of exit s
38:58
of agree with as that one reason to
39:00
maybe go to those vermeers is to either
39:02
be bill that you were in scenes with
39:04
and the be like hey we've ever seen
39:07
together but I love the movie especially if
39:09
that person is like a pretty certain the
39:11
film or something you know the word you
39:13
can say what did like I love the
39:15
experiences that was so gray. Had some of
39:18
your mind. That we didn't
39:20
get to me which is a bummer but I was
39:22
so excited to just like be in a movie with
39:24
you or something like says things like things like that
39:26
I was when my exists now. I. Wasn't was
39:28
a Kings The three kings waxes wiseman
39:31
know that bring Jesus Frankincense score than
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39:35
movie. New things about us marine who
39:37
had even read it with a
39:39
whole time. I. I.
39:42
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39:45
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39:47
enough as it exists which he doesn't have because otherwise
39:49
they wouldn't have you. Seen I said to
39:52
honey put on more the idea came
39:54
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39:56
and I'm said am I doing well?
39:58
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40:01
bring in Jesus the guess we t
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40:05
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40:09
Talk about it and then read it and do
40:11
a cigarette like apart to and. I'm really trying
40:13
it out. A comeback. We
40:17
need to do a party though and the movie comes
40:19
out. Well. The movie will
40:21
be used in Christmas years November.
40:25
Is. That when it comes out here, you
40:27
know this. You. Don't. Facts.
40:33
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40:35
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40:38
I'm on any. oh maybe I am
40:40
ever real hard time looking at an
40:42
email that like more than three. You.
40:44
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40:47
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40:49
it goes back and forth more than
40:51
three. Oh four, five, six seven. Yeah.
40:54
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as any. Industry professionals are listening
40:58
to the as Yes when you're
41:01
emailing an actor. Certainly thread. Which.
41:04
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41:06
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41:08
beauty this is and for the podcast
41:11
people want to reschedule things. Started
41:13
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41:15
subject of this new. Casually,
41:25
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41:27
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41:39
of a subject of the one that
41:41
began the whole thing is the Old
41:43
Testament. I'm in the process Cel, I'm
41:46
in the future. I'm in the Book
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make me go back to Leviticus
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know it's doing. Know I'm going
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the hardest core Jews are reading
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42:10
teaser for the season of your podcast
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42:45
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42:54
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42:57
loves you. Went through
42:59
it. And we both
43:01
of my. Own
43:04
lawsuit is no Magnus as
43:06
you saw it and you
43:08
could have swipes it away.
43:10
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43:14
prize I'd known as I don't know
43:16
that is, I don't know which way
43:18
was little them. later I swipe Ireland
43:20
is yes, no. But now though, as
43:22
a slime drill, Into those like a
43:25
however they now twenty four and
43:27
twenty. Seven. Whoa.
43:29
Well, technically twenty three and when he
43:31
says he's going be twenty four next
43:33
week, so that helps. To. It's
43:35
Counts in fact, were taking that night to
43:37
celebrate his birthday. Where I phone or
43:40
until after. I know what a silly
43:42
people think I'm cheap. In.
43:45
The he would probably love that I'm the
43:47
local peasant. And Sherman Oaks. And or
43:49
know it's. It's a grand little place. I like
43:52
it. The reason I'd says it is because he
43:54
works in the valley but he lives over the
43:56
hill and I learned to make it easy for
43:58
him. so I was. I will. Why don't
44:00
we me after work near your
44:02
work so that you can just
44:04
zip on over. will have an
44:06
early dinner and. Bonus.
44:08
You'll miss traffic driving home. Then.
44:11
You can go home this is have
44:13
a bird baseline. With.
44:15
Someone else. This is how you parent adults.
44:17
You make their lives easy and you give
44:20
them money every time you see them and
44:22
then they want to hang out with. You
44:24
you win them over, see what was
44:26
your strategy coming in with a nine
44:28
minutes wells? And here's here's the girlfriend.
44:31
Ah, Me neither One of
44:33
the first time I met them about cupcakes.
44:36
From. Crumbs.
44:38
Is that even Scylla place? Them
44:40
moon ever heard of it? If they.
44:42
If. They are responsible
44:45
for the love of hood modern mammals on
44:47
a cupcake. It from groans I have to
44:49
say this. It's. In my contract
44:51
this this is not less my mail
44:53
of the sorry sooner. Now.
44:58
I'm getting snow. As a
45:00
crumb, compete for these massive cupcakes.
45:02
Okay, there were Sue and they you didn't
45:04
think there was a little sweaty or ham
45:06
fisted. Well my. Friends.
45:10
And lever a leading class since
45:12
by the way I'm in my
45:15
personal life as actively trying not
45:17
to ask. Questions. Anymore.
45:20
Leading questions, Like quizzes it. Like.
45:23
Some not supposed to. Be
45:25
like, share my opinion or give advice unless
45:27
ask for it like none of us are.
45:30
Awaited to serve. As a government
45:32
however as a says his recovery rate it's
45:34
great. So like we've been I regained his
45:36
own. Offer your advice or opinion unless someone
45:38
ask for it. Yeah, like a vampire right?
45:41
To get out of that I was you
45:43
come into my house. I completely agree. You
45:45
know I don't always live up to a
45:47
dilemma worry percent of me just giving advice.
45:49
Now we're like and seven hours were. Honestly,
45:52
I didn't want to give everyone I know all the
45:54
advice in the world. Semi southern out? yeah. Out
45:57
that side Yeah! love
45:59
advice. The new and. Even
46:02
when I don't ask for it. Sometimes when I'm
46:04
going through something, let's say I have an
46:06
arrow in my shoulder and then eventually I get
46:08
it out. And. Then someone is like
46:10
what the way you gotta, you gotta twisted way
46:12
move or sabbatical. Get on my why did you
46:15
tell me that? That's how I feel about advice.
46:17
That happens all the time. When
46:19
I grabbed the isn't what is the somewhat as I don't
46:21
mean to tell you I didn't get the arrow out. Yes,
46:24
In fact, I'm not trying to shit
46:26
on Bill Maher. but what I don't
46:28
like about him One of the things
46:31
that he does that unlimited say reminds
46:33
me of other people in his generation
46:35
like my father is that advice is
46:37
just you gotta dogs that shit like
46:39
that but did manage to. Our my
46:41
mom, My mom. It's like this and
46:43
so I compare. Guardsman. Honestly I get
46:45
real jews and like an area where little
46:47
embarrassed by dealt with it but I'm having.
46:49
I wanted to do the Matrix thing in
46:52
your mom does it to isolate. Is
46:54
what's the Matrix saying? You
46:56
sports with butter get a
46:59
dodge the as I like
47:01
the one that's that's. Movie
47:03
again and us And. I
47:06
put myself. In
47:08
trying to not does offer advice
47:10
and on ask for advice asking
47:13
questions that lead to me being
47:15
able to give the advice. Oh
47:17
and the drown it. Yeah, it's half
47:19
so I've been trying not to do that and I
47:22
don't remember why I brought this up. We were
47:24
timeout in recovery. This is
47:26
don't offer advice right that
47:28
Miami rings. Yeah, that's because
47:30
we're talking about my around.
47:33
I was saying just going off advice because I
47:35
really like that. what do you get? I'll
47:38
tell you I think I know you
47:40
get if you stop giving advice cause
47:42
some people he give it and there's
47:44
sort of in his herod condescension I
47:47
suppose. Yeah, there's like a it's certainly
47:49
presumptuous right? like I would like your
47:51
advice or and that can be triggered
47:53
presumptuous. That I should know better
47:55
how someone said do their lives.
47:57
And. The you know it in fact, Bill
48:00
Moyers. like as Bill Burr was talking about
48:02
how parents give advice and he's like how
48:05
do I know. You're better.
48:08
At parenting because that kids are older and is
48:10
a good but you might not have been good
48:12
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48:14
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48:17
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48:19
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48:21
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52:07
about Arrested Development when you remember. What
52:11
do you remember from that drugs
52:13
used sealed a crazy woman services,
52:15
despite get he was wonderful, he
52:17
is any hell did this by?
52:19
Some. Out Wonderful. I mean, those two guys are amazing.
52:22
As an she wonders much.
52:25
Fun! It is amazing. I use
52:28
a genius I think he might
52:30
be he isn't sweetheart. Public that
52:32
gonna say? It's like he's too nice
52:34
for how how much of a genius
52:36
he. I know he's too good of
52:38
a percent he should sleep in a
52:40
cauldron. For being as funny
52:42
as his hair, for the shape of
52:45
a cauldron. Come
52:48
up with sleep a night cauldron.
52:51
A bigger Calder as he looks like
52:53
he wakes with the gentle some every
52:55
day. probably Mm has like as I
52:57
mean that is. yeah. And then
53:00
had to him. By his loving children who
53:02
kiss him but you know, And
53:04
that Luna not and on an
53:06
island less and less. Potent.
53:11
Oh I'm. Talking about
53:13
kids live in. Her
53:17
mid mid mid dismisses so sweetly
53:19
you didn't you are famous for
53:21
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53:23
legal entity migraine brag. Glasses
53:27
of days I. Would.
53:29
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53:32
me. Do It! Yeah.
53:36
I don't. I don't know why
53:39
I thought maybe it was. No.
53:53
Anyway, Hey,
54:00
can you still see me? I can. See.
54:15
More reserved video and whoop! I
54:18
can see to have everything. Mysticism.
54:21
So funny. Or
54:25
makes me laugh. I haven't seen a
54:27
good all I Target girls that have
54:29
laptops, junior hockey sense of. Your
54:34
day for the door! Hello
54:38
Elon! When are so
54:40
inclined of do a
54:42
pattern one tokyo drift down
54:44
to the and ah
54:46
what. What I got described it says it's
54:49
had a wandering eye and the i was wondering
54:51
all around but not like they never called to
54:53
see if I could do wandering eyes so I
54:55
show up in a like i can do a
54:58
wandering eye and they're like oh can you cross
55:00
your eyes I'm like I can cause I smell
55:02
like. Scrapes.
55:06
What was really funny is
55:08
that recently I don't as.
55:12
An island think of and of i need glasses
55:14
and as an optical shop and we were trying
55:16
on different frames and i was were my her
55:18
up and a laser like my friends i put
55:20
your her up and put the glasses on a
55:22
put your her down and that he was as
55:24
as as input your and it was like we
55:26
were doing the bit from arrested and the dude
55:28
as the glasses door was like. Like
55:30
he was is like. A. Kid Live is
55:33
happening like this is like. He was a big
55:35
Via uses. An and he was like a
55:37
killer is happening in my store with
55:39
the person who does lead glasses on
55:41
glasses off hair up her down because
55:43
the glasses back on. What
55:45
was I So much? Germany like?
55:48
What was? This is what was
55:50
the. Grazing.
55:56
Way of that whites. But I am
55:58
curious. what does that? audiences? Was
56:00
it tight? was it's fast Were
56:03
you in a machine? Was.
56:05
It loose. Was it creative?
56:07
We residents. Were you nervous?
56:09
Yes to everything. It was weird
56:11
as it was like things as
56:13
everyone was referring people are always
56:16
yelling out like say that, say
56:18
that. Good. As it was one of
56:20
the first said they did I mean I
56:22
was younger but it was one of the
56:24
for said they did were like we did
56:27
say or do anything and I was so
56:29
used to doing things. Are you like walk
56:31
on, stand in your mark, do the scene
56:33
touch the place is useless you know and
56:35
then you quiet. That
56:37
it. Was and it was also
56:39
one of the first leg that
56:41
sort of mockumentary styles showed. Hours
56:44
bag of were there was so that's. Over
56:46
them. All. That know. but it was.
56:48
but no one had really done that the we
56:50
had all these days whole that we had handheld
56:52
camera. do they two or three hand held camera
56:54
as if I can remember correctly. just like only
56:56
shooting so we could decide to go back and
56:59
say another line or like Mitt would yell something
57:01
like that judy do this or do together like
57:03
sitting on that line and and look down you
57:05
know to me like it's not really specific. That
57:07
sounds like have and but. It was so
57:09
it was. It was so fun because if
57:11
you said actually it was like. He
57:15
does it would they would his role until they had to stop.
57:17
And. Then we could and mentally to like keep
57:19
playing. At that point let me do really
57:21
that again Lily. I'm Lou. I literally side because
57:23
I was like. Those are the days. Of
57:26
the day I know so many things. Not
57:29
not anything specific. But
57:31
like so many things like even pod
57:34
guess it's like we'll forget that it
57:36
comes as be fun read, it gets
57:38
dried up and fridays his stupid. it's.
57:40
Saw really And I said. When you
57:42
get into it like the So Judd
57:44
Apatow style obviously is is similar, it's
57:46
like. Play. I wouldn't know,
57:50
Cut it out started back in.
57:54
The advice as hydrogen alligator coming I'm and
57:56
I said we're going to talk about I
57:58
agree the tv set as. Anyway, because
58:00
everything is that what he saw that movie. Nobody.
58:03
Nobody saw it but but I did. sort of. We
58:05
could you because I produced. A dead hit us and
58:07
he put it in a copy that. He could be
58:09
please. Oh. Please. Basically be. Than.
58:13
You actually your dog with sports better
58:15
to better voice. But. I
58:17
did you like this sub movies sell?
58:19
That says it. But. Those.
58:21
Are. Like some and and actually did I
58:24
did it Cameron Crowe movie a long
58:26
time ago called Elizabeth Town that also
58:28
and the glad people saw but says
58:30
that when. Myth we have that one
58:32
slip on. but. No comments.
58:35
I'm so. I don't
58:37
know. Who. Knows. He. Is
58:39
I am and I just wanted to prison.
58:41
Yeah, I feel like
58:43
that. The thing that was sad
58:45
about Cameron said. Was. That was
58:47
that Camera would yell. Cameron would yell things
58:50
out, he would play music and other how
58:52
can you do others these a go at
58:54
It is out like it's fine like I'm
58:56
I'm here to like make the mood make
58:58
the ceiling makes the seen him. I get
59:00
him a box of crumbs on
59:03
because it was incredible. And he
59:05
would be like over there was one seen it was
59:07
like my coverage for a big scene is like what
59:09
on doing here still like play. Whatever.
59:12
I wanted. He was. Under the same.
59:14
Guess like he would play the song
59:16
so that I could hear it. An
59:18
end to this day. I do that
59:20
Now you know we have these like
59:22
smartphones and these. These. Apps
59:24
We can listen to pretty much
59:26
anything spotify, Scrape don't typing maki markets
59:29
I saw me anymore. They have fuck
59:31
you up. That
59:33
guy's dead. I
59:35
killed Marky Mark I put his body and
59:37
the fuck and charles. So you
59:39
see Marky Mark To me, you'll be swimming with them. As
59:42
it is scary when he does it. Like
59:44
it. Like when it
59:46
was coming out of a dead. that. Some
59:49
I ah I did.
59:52
I. Did like. The. New
59:54
styles and I say idea when if we
59:56
have music or you played music in
59:58
a scene. The winter sale know.
1:00:02
Somehow he did it. and it didn't. He
1:00:04
dropped the sound. He didn't do it as a the
1:00:06
or. I have remember doing
1:00:08
it if I know and she just
1:00:10
was always. It was auto ferried cel
1:00:12
and it was always an end. So
1:00:14
again like back to Arrested Development like
1:00:16
I you know I didn't do that
1:00:18
many episodes so maybe a right like
1:00:20
me be Tony has a different experience
1:00:22
of the south. I know he does
1:00:24
by it's thirty am. Because.
1:00:27
I've spoken to him about it if we
1:00:29
were all day. Every we're not talking for
1:00:31
him and you talk to him once you
1:00:33
get him to say servo. Egg moves from a
1:00:35
dog new. York. I'm
1:00:37
but you know my experience was that that
1:00:40
it was like. It. Was very it
1:00:42
was a fast. It was funny. it was
1:00:44
like your anything goes do whatever you want
1:00:46
away on that though don't you? That's go
1:00:48
back to get indo do that like that.
1:00:50
That was fine. The I I really like.
1:00:52
Are you had a couple. I'm
1:00:55
don't remember specifically, but I'm assuming that he does
1:00:57
it. Will great
1:00:59
things I do find one of
1:01:01
the greatest are the greatest Typical
1:01:03
these is recreated environment of of
1:01:06
play. And I'm guessing
1:01:08
these creative endeavors? these things that are supposed
1:01:10
to be like dreams. Here. In Man
1:01:12
or like playgrounds or likes playing with
1:01:14
action figures or whatever. it's supposed to
1:01:16
be childlike and and filled with wonder. and
1:01:19
a lot of times the thing that
1:01:21
I have outlets and put it this
1:01:23
way, I've always wanted to be on a
1:01:25
thing where there's a blooper reel. And
1:01:28
that's arrested, you know, even though. It
1:01:30
is Arrested though. like Arrested is
1:01:32
almost the blooper reel. That's what
1:01:34
a media the show is. The blooper
1:01:36
reel I've just always and it hasn't
1:01:38
happened yet. Been. On a
1:01:40
show. Where. We're ruining takes
1:01:43
because we can't tell me
1:01:45
what your. though,
1:01:51
so tell me you probably ruined
1:01:53
some. Take some. Oh you mean are
1:01:55
think Chris a sense we ruined a you. But.
1:01:58
I mean because of what some like. The
1:02:00
Movie. And we were just ruining.
1:02:02
Probably. Like a hard that are advising. Their
1:02:06
I don't remember laughing it during a day. To.
1:02:09
You. As the we last three
1:02:11
other people's coverage to So Naughty.
1:02:13
We did an Earth.
1:02:16
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the for ten lighting thing we were out of
1:02:20
control. The well we were there low me say
1:02:22
that if you're going to be an hour to
1:02:24
not cool in the back rally we're not cool.
1:02:27
We. Were Naughty. I. Don't remember a
1:02:29
single time when I remember
1:02:31
when the kids. We.
1:02:34
Were saying swear words and seven chemo
1:02:36
like we came here. He l. The
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1:02:43
enjoyed. yeah and same you.
1:02:45
Amlin told us not to say can't. I
1:02:52
think. No one was
1:02:55
around. I wanna say it was just
1:02:57
love it was just you and me
1:02:59
and my saw we. Make sign. But
1:03:02
we were like others. Are
1:03:04
saying. I usually say a naughty naughty
1:03:06
flourish and you look for sound guy
1:03:09
to see him laugh or. Yeah,
1:03:11
that's the fun of. Right? And I
1:03:13
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Was in Winnipeg plans use. I remember
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really feeling seem because I was struggling
1:03:43
towards the end. Yeah like Pete needs
1:03:45
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1:03:55
Winnipeg for two months yes and no
1:03:57
matter how many times my family came
1:03:59
out or I snuck litter trips how
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am grateful for the work Dallas and
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1:04:08
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how dark it was and how freezing
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1:04:16
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1:04:18
on set but they were like thirteen other
1:04:20
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1:04:23
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1:05:58
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1:06:01
creating little life for myself? Yes,
1:06:04
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1:06:06
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1:06:08
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1:06:10
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1:06:12
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1:06:14
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1:06:16
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1:06:18
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1:06:20
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1:06:33
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1:06:40
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who? I don't watch unscripted television
1:06:44
as a rule because they're taking
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our jobs sell as a bit.
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1:06:53
better than ideal because it makes me
1:06:55
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1:06:57
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1:07:00
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1:07:02
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the time. I know, I. I
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signed with that. She's a really long
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like a drug see and when new wean yourself
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weekend for a long time now. And
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a thing that happens in a woman's when
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a woman is in her late forties, early
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were talking earlier. Ah, I'm
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like second puberty. Tyler Perry. Menopause
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ten years. You have a ten year window
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before you hit like was exist or twenty
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funky. Things started to shift and will
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sell. This always is attending things that happen
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in this period which for some women can
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be like ten years with for some women
1:11:25
it can never happen at all. Says like
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one day or periods that some women it's
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1:11:34
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when it's a whole movie without me
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lab so ours also. Like if you are
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what we're learning. Nestlings.
1:21:59
Not. You know, Like.
1:22:02
You think it's optional? You're actually
1:22:04
go insane if you don't. Human
1:22:07
beings need it. And here as an
1:22:09
example of a man who went insane and a
1:22:11
woman who didn't know. that soon as i
1:22:13
was is moving the couch like close to
1:22:15
the T v to so. Now
1:22:17
I write your At my last hotel
1:22:19
room I was in for three weeks,
1:22:21
I rearranged. All the furniture it was very easy.
1:22:24
And they like had to cover some of the
1:22:26
art work and. For it on a plumber for
1:22:28
turning around. So. You're
1:22:30
on a plane as on. People.
1:22:33
Israelis. Farting all the time
1:22:35
on a plane significant anymore. it isn't
1:22:37
anything. New threat to the room
1:22:39
as a headphones and to so it's it's open
1:22:42
season And now he made his oh dear. Skill.
1:22:45
Of a large a half. Hour but I
1:22:47
remember like I was sleeping. I
1:22:51
was sleeping. Of.
1:22:54
A sudden they look up to the
1:22:56
sound sound with me as. And.
1:23:01
Before. He could open my eyes to
1:23:03
look around at were that a sound could
1:23:05
have come from. I
1:23:07
realize the sound him. From me. And.
1:23:12
I. Could that. Open last for
1:23:14
the rest of the flight because I knew.
1:23:18
That I just had our so
1:23:20
rid of live without. I just
1:23:22
like this. Sleep.
1:23:25
Without. How people sleep.
1:23:27
Tense. Tense. I'm.
1:23:30
Not too tense. There was one part of the good.
1:23:33
a bit a little more done. Oh, I
1:23:35
wish I would have been sleeping in a
1:23:37
more ten slate and I was like a
1:23:40
like head i just sit that big of
1:23:42
a plane. For. The most part, you
1:23:44
don't really sleep that deeply. No. No,
1:23:47
so it's athletes. To
1:23:49
have sleep. which is why a
1:23:51
tiny little toot could potentially. Ruin.
1:23:55
Oh yeah for sure. Whereas
1:23:57
maybe that to. In.
1:23:59
The North. Oh. Sleeping.
1:24:01
Situation in a bed. And
1:24:04
when a goofy and. Rem. Sleep. Rem
1:24:06
sleep you not noticing the to let your that
1:24:08
your new dream and like balloons are popping but
1:24:10
you don't know what's happening in the real world
1:24:13
so trail right yeah. Popcorn.
1:24:15
Popping. Up.
1:24:20
And will say I still remember the face
1:24:22
of the steward who woke me up. It
1:24:24
was like a five a fly. You that?
1:24:26
it's? it. your pants. Sir.
1:24:29
I'm so sorry for you see if
1:24:31
system that believes it in Sir Sweet
1:24:34
may have a compliment. New pair of
1:24:36
United trousers Athena shooting at him to
1:24:38
sleep in a small better. To the
1:24:40
each said wraparound. Your junk
1:24:42
asleep shirt Their long shirts
1:24:44
to cover your but. Move
1:24:47
as I know may have those assigned a
1:24:49
flight where the like gave him a search
1:24:51
engine too late for the flight. I'm not trying
1:24:53
to be funny. I. Felt like that's
1:24:55
what's happening on like the Saudi airlines
1:24:57
like big if you like stuff that
1:24:59
other ones are giving you a Guthrie button,
1:25:01
very long night sure nature and maybe
1:25:03
a candelabra. Maybe
1:25:05
when his lap and everyone has
1:25:08
the harpsichord views of the times.
1:25:10
So you don't mind shooting movies
1:25:12
month after month because you were
1:25:14
doing our movie and then you're
1:25:17
like after this I'm going to
1:25:19
shoot this other movie with Emma
1:25:21
Thompson. Yeah. And you are
1:25:23
excited! Yeah, I was at a point where if
1:25:25
I. Was. Booked
1:25:28
a movie for a week after the
1:25:30
movie were doing and would have one
1:25:32
hundred percent said no yeah and you
1:25:34
just tarzan find to the next one
1:25:37
Yes! How you
1:25:39
do it When I know
1:25:41
you nest I now he
1:25:43
surrenders. Gowdy Just love
1:25:45
it. I. Love it! I.
1:25:48
Love that! New do love it! Yeah.
1:25:50
And there's like. There's.
1:25:53
Always reasons to. There's. a
1:25:55
reason to go there's a reason to not dollars reason
1:25:57
to say as there is it as an array but
1:25:59
like All the reasons like saying
1:26:01
no because like, yeah, I just wrapped a movie.
1:26:03
I was already gone for two months. I really
1:26:05
miss my husband. I really miss my dog. I
1:26:07
really miss my house and my friends and my
1:26:10
life in Los Angeles. But then like the reason
1:26:12
to say yes outweighed,
1:26:15
not that the reasons to say yes were more
1:26:17
important than those reasons in a big
1:26:19
picture, but it's like it
1:26:21
is my job to act. So
1:26:24
sometimes I have to take
1:26:26
jobs that are jobs and sometimes I
1:26:28
get to like be an artist and
1:26:30
this one was like I
1:26:33
felt like, oh my gosh, like I'm being an artist
1:26:35
in a perfect world. I would have started it three
1:26:37
months after our movie. Right.
1:26:39
But that never happens to me. And
1:26:42
it turns out that everything
1:26:44
was melting and we needed to be outside. So it was really good
1:26:46
that we started when we did, but like
1:26:49
weather wise and stuff. I
1:26:51
also really like it and you
1:26:53
know, I've made a life for
1:26:56
myself where I don't have a
1:26:58
little kid at home. I don't. Yeah.
1:27:01
So I- You can be an assassin. I
1:27:04
can be an assassin. Which is awesome. You
1:27:06
are tremendous and on one of the
1:27:09
days, a lot of
1:27:11
my scenes, again, Dallas, I'm not complaining.
1:27:13
That's the director. But a lot of my scenes weren't
1:27:16
heavy lifting. On the one
1:27:18
day that you were in the scene doing a
1:27:20
heavy lifting, meaning like a big chunk
1:27:22
of dialogue, you had a
1:27:24
scene and I was just there. But
1:27:27
I got to watch you act very
1:27:29
close. I was very close. I'm pretty
1:27:31
sure, I'm 100% sure
1:27:34
that afterwards I was like, that was
1:27:36
a privilege and I really meant that.
1:27:38
Oh. And you really were doing, I
1:27:41
really do admire like real actors. I'm not saying
1:27:44
I'm not a real actor, but there's like dyed
1:27:46
in the wool actors. I like to act. I
1:27:48
like to perform. But I
1:27:50
can, I don't know. I was watching you and I was like,
1:27:52
well, she's really,
1:27:55
I don't know what's
1:27:57
your secret. I really do mean like what are
1:27:59
some- some of the great things, because
1:28:01
going back to what we started with, Planet
1:28:04
of the Apes, just kidding, just
1:28:06
start listing movies, but you've
1:28:08
consistently worked, so the jury's out,
1:28:11
man, you're very, very good. What
1:28:13
are the things that, I
1:28:16
don't wanna say the top five, but what are the things that you picked
1:28:19
up along the way that
1:28:22
you try to absorb into yourself
1:28:24
that makes you so good at acting?
1:28:26
That's a really long one. By the
1:28:28
way, it's a very, very lovely compliment,
1:28:30
so thank you. I loved it. Thank
1:28:32
you. But every take was different, and
1:28:35
I believed you. You
1:28:37
were one of those, people ask me, how did you cry
1:28:39
in that scene? And I'm like, well, I was remembering this
1:28:41
time, and you were
1:28:44
always like, I just, you
1:28:46
didn't even say my character, you'd just be like, I just
1:28:48
really wanna get this pageant going. That's
1:28:51
the story of the movie. But all the
1:28:53
great actors I know, you go like, how
1:28:55
did you make yourself connect to
1:28:58
that scene so well? And they were like, they'd
1:29:00
just say the character's reason. Yeah. And
1:29:02
that's what I would see in you.
1:29:05
Thank you. I'm
1:29:10
just looking for any acting tips, but
1:29:13
really, more than tips, just like,
1:29:16
not more than tips, I am looking for tips, but when
1:29:19
did you start to click? Who
1:29:21
taught you, and what did you learn, or
1:29:23
what did another actor tell you? Well, I
1:29:26
guess I feel like
1:29:28
I got, weirdly I feel like I got better
1:29:30
when I met my husband, and
1:29:32
I think it's because I felt
1:29:35
very tortured before
1:29:37
I met him, and there was
1:29:39
a happiness, and a lightness,
1:29:42
and a really true love, and
1:29:45
I sound really, probably like, this
1:29:47
is an eye roll to your listeners,
1:29:49
but, and watchers. But,
1:29:53
like, there was something that was
1:29:56
real in my life. This
1:30:00
felt. Like I
1:30:02
had to protect it And. And
1:30:04
I don't know. That feeling was
1:30:07
like an explosion of love that
1:30:09
made me. Be. Able
1:30:11
to find compassion. For.
1:30:13
All these made up people that I
1:30:15
play because eight. I think either
1:30:17
people have that I love that they're trying to
1:30:20
protect or they want that kind of love and
1:30:22
they can't get it and. Do.
1:30:24
I know, maybe is everything. Jobs it's
1:30:27
door or more than adorable
1:30:29
is wonderful. But that's also like
1:30:31
to say like oh I'm upset or I'm
1:30:33
like feeling emotionally disney character really love the
1:30:35
Christmas pageant did allow. It's like. Like.
1:30:38
I think it's. Yes, that's it.
1:30:40
But also, you know there were
1:30:43
these kids that everyone hated anywhere
1:30:45
like actually like. Fucking mean do
1:30:47
these kids like these kids liked. The movie
1:30:49
is funny and beautiful and late. I haven't
1:30:51
seen it yet but those of the things
1:30:53
that and me that's on the page that
1:30:55
it was like so beautifully written and like
1:30:57
a really like touching story but it's like
1:30:59
the other crysis hasn't these bad kit the
1:31:01
of bad kids in town and they shouldn't
1:31:03
be in the pageant but know they have
1:31:05
to be the peasant and it's like but
1:31:07
would you really really like break down just
1:31:09
like the true on it's like story as
1:31:11
it like these kids don't have a home
1:31:13
basically they don't have parents your you don't
1:31:15
have anyone providing for them. Everyone in town
1:31:17
is mean to them, know they're totally on
1:31:19
their own and that's fucking awful. I
1:31:21
agree a subsidy more. I dropped him
1:31:23
off to them an old house our
1:31:26
hard for me to be a. Hero.
1:31:28
Find the face. I mean, I think. Sometimes
1:31:31
that like. Winner. And like when
1:31:33
I see great. Performances: On stage.
1:31:35
I like more. Blown away by that
1:31:38
in some ways because you really have
1:31:40
to submit a lotta shit. There's when
1:31:42
we're in a movie as a year
1:31:44
walking up to this disgusting how's. It's
1:31:46
really there. It's. They are you don't have to like
1:31:48
and. For fun cause I'm
1:31:50
going to throw this out you. To.
1:31:53
Throw So there's his retirement. It
1:31:55
was a book soapy, my nor
1:31:57
would I mobile degrees Christmas present
1:31:59
and and. And that's the movie. Is it the
1:32:01
best Christmas pageant ever? Or the greatest?
1:32:05
I thought it was the greatest, but maybe
1:32:07
it's the best. The best Christmas. It is
1:32:09
the best. I fucked up. No, you
1:32:11
didn't. So anyway, there's a scene
1:32:13
where we're watching, it doesn't matter, it's
1:32:16
an emotional thing. Yeah. And they're pushing
1:32:18
in. Pushing in means the
1:32:20
camera's slowly on a dolly on tracks, moving
1:32:22
towards both you and I. Yeah.
1:32:26
And take after take, three takes. We're
1:32:28
watching and we're supposed to be blown
1:32:31
away. Yes. By the
1:32:33
beauty. By the beauty. Yeah. And
1:32:35
what we're actually looking at is
1:32:38
the shiny bald head of the camera operator.
1:32:41
That was our eye line. Doug.
1:32:44
Doug. I'll go with it. I
1:32:46
called him secretly buff. Because
1:32:48
one day he was wearing a t-shirt and I was like,
1:32:51
Jesus Christ. No money. So secret buff
1:32:53
is moving in. Eye
1:32:55
line means where you're supposed to look to make it look
1:32:57
like you're looking at the stage. So
1:32:59
there's no music actually playing, pretty sure. Oh no.
1:33:02
And there's nothing to actually look at. No.
1:33:06
So I'm going to challenge you and say in that
1:33:08
scene, I was thinking about
1:33:10
Leela being old enough to be in
1:33:12
a pageant and how much that will
1:33:14
mean to me. But I'm
1:33:17
going to say two out of the
1:33:19
three takes I was able to get like tears and
1:33:21
you did it every single
1:33:23
time. So I'm going to slap aside
1:33:25
your idea that you're in the movie
1:33:27
and it's actually happening because you and
1:33:29
I looked at a bald secretly buff
1:33:31
head over and over and over
1:33:33
and I was really blown away that you were doing
1:33:35
it every single time. But we had watched
1:33:38
the pageant for like a full day. But
1:33:40
that makes it worse. You watch a baby
1:33:42
deer be born over and over and over. You
1:33:45
stop getting aroused eventually.
1:33:47
Look, your heart goes away. You
1:33:54
know, after five, six, seven, eight
1:33:56
births, Eight squirty deer
1:33:58
births. I'm
1:34:03
dizzy and. There's a
1:34:05
side dancing and eight more guardians of the Gods.
1:34:07
I haven't seen it where you are in that.
1:34:11
I was a voice and yes, I've always. Yeah.
1:34:13
I'm just gonna be home time you
1:34:15
run a green screens are going to
1:34:18
tell us by know you have his
1:34:20
pipes and p of the apes principally
1:34:22
were you gotta keep up That went
1:34:24
out with Planet down Eat planets gone
1:34:27
Okay. P. P L A.
1:34:29
Say the pier, The Apes. So. You
1:34:31
had to act with a lot of t both. Yeah
1:34:34
I mean we were all wearing like
1:34:36
velcro body suits and like we had
1:34:38
weird helmets on our heads and like.on
1:34:41
our faces and. Review An ape? Yeah.
1:34:45
How dare you. And kill his even
1:34:47
had to tell you that. Sorry
1:34:49
record. I let
1:34:51
out. But I feel like we're
1:34:53
bread. I do not lie, retailers.
1:34:57
Who can be telling and it's know you
1:34:59
were in a sewer of they gave. We
1:35:02
were apes. Are
1:35:04
you are real apes? I was
1:35:07
acting like a real ape. And you had
1:35:09
to act as I know you were
1:35:11
like on a surgical. Lean
1:35:13
soundstage had you do that?
1:35:17
What's your secret there? And
1:35:20
you know Andy Serkis like oh my
1:35:22
seen the we saw he gone. Yeah,
1:35:26
but. He's also Caesar. I.
1:35:28
Know is is or of and as I like calling
1:35:30
where Wahlberg Murky Market isn't going to be referred to
1:35:32
l. I know, I think he does a
1:35:34
Eisner like the as he played Gone That.
1:35:36
Video of as Yeah. I'm by.
1:35:39
Like. Remember Caesar Salad? Obsession! We both
1:35:41
love Caesar Salad. We had every set
1:35:43
aside and will. Be and you know what
1:35:45
I do. We are. Essentially.
1:35:49
Caesar. Salad. Zelda Zoega the
1:35:51
early sales. Tiramisu. Lives
1:35:54
are we ever hear of? As
1:35:56
into every Caesar salad with a
1:35:58
vague and everything. There every
1:36:00
caesar and Caesar salad is
1:36:02
a tiramisu of the perform
1:36:05
ill it as you nail
1:36:07
a. Salad Of this Allen Carr's spelt
1:36:09
what are you eating now that you can't
1:36:11
have Caesar Salad you begin: Caesar Salad. You're
1:36:13
going to Vegas. Zeiler Over good that. The
1:36:16
Romain lettuce with olive oil is not the
1:36:18
same. Love. Visiting rights as
1:36:20
a cost was that some newts with
1:36:23
newts nutritional easy and it's use Yes
1:36:25
sir. So sad when you talk about
1:36:27
it. but don't give a fuck dude,
1:36:29
tell me why your back and give
1:36:32
have been like air. You know what?
1:36:34
Am I screwed? users? I'm. Roberta.
1:36:37
Sparrow. But it's that he's like said
1:36:39
that he does have a circle of
1:36:41
things that you love in a family
1:36:43
and friends. Because and you know sometimes
1:36:45
a circle. desserts expand and I was
1:36:47
like that said. That's right, it feels
1:36:49
good to love, not perfect. Know.
1:36:52
Another things I'm doing that are fucking
1:36:54
over animals everyday. Yeah, I'm eating restaurants
1:36:56
that serve animals so my money goes,
1:36:58
sir. You are not perfect.
1:37:01
I can argue that play a little that
1:37:03
head as if you if everyone let's see
1:37:05
the restaurant in every line buys all the
1:37:07
vegetarians it on the menu and nobody buys.
1:37:09
and yeah the meat on the menu. they're
1:37:12
going to start ordering less Me: Supply
1:37:14
and. Iraq.
1:37:16
But I hope and. I
1:37:19
can actually take that further though. Because
1:37:21
I've heard the argument that animals
1:37:23
only exists because we're breathing, Room
1:37:26
says they give you save animals.
1:37:28
You're actually not saving animals. You're
1:37:30
preventing the conception of the animal.
1:37:33
I don't have that's true, but I've heard that
1:37:35
argument is like it's not like if we stop
1:37:37
eating enough meet will just start seeing cows hanging
1:37:40
out. And
1:37:42
read more Breeding these animals to
1:37:44
eat. Know, I know, but they
1:37:46
only exist because we're breathing room. Though,
1:37:50
because. You think they'll be a nice
1:37:52
cow village? Let
1:37:54
me sometimes. But the thing is, I. Love
1:37:57
He says it has some loose cows. Here
1:38:00
and how the chickens. Are gods two chickens in
1:38:02
the wild? My dog would fuck up
1:38:04
a chicken. My dog has caught our
1:38:06
chickens. There's another nice begun lupul a
1:38:08
me now because I have chickens and
1:38:10
those that are gonna mess have lives
1:38:12
better than some dignitaries and in third
1:38:14
world country I would eat my tic
1:38:16
as I do not have and is
1:38:18
that rev up to said Baghdad lives.
1:38:20
But I would he like of I it's again I
1:38:22
would eat it's eggs and I actually don't know if
1:38:25
I would even have a problem that blake. Sitting
1:38:27
there chicken. In the to
1:38:29
an eating the cow that I raised
1:38:31
i don't know I am plate I
1:38:33
I think that there's a relationship to
1:38:35
me that we have last. Year
1:38:38
and so avatar style. Which.
1:38:40
Is really does a movie about Native Americans are know
1:38:43
that money and be an. Amateur.
1:38:46
I mean, if heard of and I'm not eighty,
1:38:48
it's. And be seen it.
1:38:55
I've never seen. I'm not even gonna
1:38:57
say the movie I haven't same Star
1:38:59
Wars. Worse. Indiana
1:39:02
Jones. Just a glue on that
1:39:05
ride yesterday. Wasn't. Ready for it?
1:39:07
Oh. I've never
1:39:09
seen in it's entirety sind
1:39:12
lose list. Worse.
1:39:15
For. Summer. Regard
1:39:19
Bar. Or.
1:39:24
The Godfather, to The Godfather or
1:39:26
all. Right the night
1:39:28
Valerie and I met. My
1:39:31
beloved bride. Yes, we bonded over the
1:39:33
fact that neither of us has seen
1:39:35
The Godfather the night we met. we
1:39:37
made a pact to never see it.
1:39:40
And we haven't seen. I
1:39:42
had always yeah and I've
1:39:44
never even been tempted to
1:39:46
see at I'm gonna tell
1:39:49
you I have impacted my
1:39:51
dad just loves they committed
1:39:53
some this on White Lotus.
1:39:55
How like there's this weird
1:39:57
romances romanticizing of like violent.
1:40:00
Though the nest. Mail
1:40:02
culture that I just.
1:40:05
I'm not saying that's what the Godfather they
1:40:07
haven't seen it. I'm saying like I can't
1:40:09
watch that without saying you my dad has
1:40:11
been like cows were love him. Days in
1:40:13
I'm in here are not, that's how he
1:40:15
feels but. You wouldn't like that. And.
1:40:18
Then linked to feel that way like that.
1:40:20
Those were the days. I mean, I can't
1:40:22
really argue it's he has his eye. It
1:40:24
did a lot of classics I haven't seen.
1:40:26
Casablanca. Loved. It
1:40:28
Amundson I know I have seen but avenue
1:40:30
the grown. As a good. Long.
1:40:35
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1:40:37
movie. I love it, love it, love it. But
1:40:40
I haven't seen some of those
1:40:42
other and like. It is
1:40:45
more games. Guess. since his and.
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1:40:51
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the pandemic. Would old male. The.
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Baby sitters to play. So come on
1:40:57
the babysitter said. Don't look now. I know you
1:40:59
did last summer. I
1:41:03
we printed out the like a outside
1:41:05
best one hundred movies of all time
1:41:07
list and we really during the pandemic
1:41:09
were like. Movie
1:41:11
is. Zola to do something about. We got
1:41:13
to Tootsie and we're like. Tatiana. Glad The
1:41:15
greatest movies of all time though. I know,
1:41:17
but during the pandemic, we needed more. Yeah, You
1:41:21
know the names like we Need Tiger King
1:41:23
or better like talk about Doberman The as
1:41:25
like I'm not here to like zip through
1:41:27
a film. I want you to forgive me
1:41:29
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1:41:31
over and a regular. The office says guys
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who are yeah. I watched. We watched an
1:41:36
episode of Since Creek every single night
1:41:38
before we went to bed because Israel.
1:41:40
Haven't seen this. I'm just like.
1:41:42
The. To scientists it's is the so this.
1:41:45
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1:41:47
a type of Tv that were a majority
1:41:49
of us are watching. I'm sure you've heard
1:41:51
this in town. That like most
1:41:53
of the streamers are like guys most
1:41:55
of what people are watching his shows
1:41:58
from the nineties and early two. The
1:42:00
like they were just watching old stuff. yeah
1:42:02
that all of us, but like. People.
1:42:05
I have a joke. My own little crowd data.
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Data. Is I do a joke about
1:42:09
I watch the office every now and my wife
1:42:12
and and it gets his huge response and like
1:42:14
I think that's what we're doing. Yeah and it's
1:42:16
hard to get people to watch like. The
1:42:18
new Season of Maybe not Black Mirror Buffalo Blackmail,
1:42:20
but you know me to try to appear to
1:42:22
watch the stuff. It's weird though
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I am the I understand we see a
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great have I. Have
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ever seen it either side. You were done. Oh.
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my dad, grandmother. Was.
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1:42:39
a minute or of, I'm glad I did, though. I.
1:42:41
Saw her in the audience is a play that I
1:42:43
was doing. For. She brewing.
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1:42:47
up a my lines and was layers that was inverse
1:42:49
and I had to like I like. I
1:42:51
like look at an audience and I saw my grandma. She was
1:42:54
sitting there. Was.
1:42:56
Anyone in the chair? Yeah.
1:42:58
But like it with my grandma. But.
1:43:00
Like when you looked again like board we will get
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it was someone else Yes. Did. That woman
1:43:04
looks like a rumor mill. So.
1:43:06
The woman that was there. How much not like
1:43:09
your grandma did that woman look. I don't remember.
1:43:11
I remember thinking that's not my grandma. Ever
1:43:17
the how much like your Grandma did. When
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he when. I
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wasn't like twenty one. I was twenty. When
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I really wish we knew his if
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we were made. A see a side by side.
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A Korean man then you be like
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with and you realize it was grandmother.
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blood, grandma's look alike. And go to
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the theater a layer getting. The
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characters have this. Is. An absolutely Abbott's
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every theater legs we have
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to sweep or Marley comes
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out sooner. Analyze? That's from
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only murders in the building.
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like the Minnesota people love.
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the. Though starting to old stars
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like that I don't mean old age
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as me like two stars that are
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nostalgia when I'm trying to sell a
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show their like could you put John
1:44:10
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said that it can put John Goodman
1:44:14
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that's a bummer. Legalized without the
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friends. That enters nine. And.
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1:44:45
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never watched friends been thinking about. Watching
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1:44:53
there's a reason why we all
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those faces either. It is Matthew
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Perry. Oh like I wouldn't watch
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it for morning of math email.
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it made me wanna relax it. Oh. To.
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so great! Yeah, feel so funny The
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to our a lot of the writers and they
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were very very funny. Yeah very very think do
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you think I can we watch it. I
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think ever see another ghost. You
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everyone is like you assign. Literally.
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guess was correct. Yes,
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know what. You tell me when
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we went to dinner at that Really yummy plays that like
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our last dinner together. I will say this about
1:46:20
this. Know. What's. Better than coming
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in from the cold in cook who that is
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a that one? Yeah, that one was cozy and.
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like our last dinner yes and.
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had a great meal and we had
1:46:36
great conversations. Yeah and you said this
1:46:38
is get an Api has Louis so
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great to live events and then you
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are using ours is recording this. As
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true, there's a lotta times when them and our
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when I heard back on this is where My
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God damn it for. Some it, I'm getting
1:46:51
everything. No. Not really, but like
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some as a guy as a great
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conversation there's a morning for me. I'm
1:46:57
like that was great. Great
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yeah even the do people involved you'll
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remember it differently. Talk about the Nobel
1:47:04
and I met with we disagree on
1:47:06
the first thing I said to her
1:47:08
and I'm like i'm I'm so sorry.
1:47:10
But this this goes back to, I mean
1:47:13
you're probably right. Go ahead know because that
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is a thing about like is. All about
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that. I was right. yeah, Balances as she's
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got that lady brains. Here we are know
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what we're talking about, what's a doodle to
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her hair. Or brushing
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boat or. About the
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near death experiences that I hello right Handle
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the fantasy that when I die like in
1:48:17
defending your life I will be shown a
1:48:19
movie of all the time they are most
1:48:21
time zone a movie I'm only a free.
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Albert Brooks and size. And
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of know so we say the
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show me a movie of all
1:48:30
the time They almost died. This.
1:48:32
Is when you almost die. When you
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almost got Judy's. You almost like by a
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car. Or like what someone sally me down
1:48:38
the street. Idol or allow one. with
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cuba like waterfall waterfall.
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know I would like the i've had
1:48:49
the same thoughts air and get the
1:48:52
highlight reel. I'd also like to highlight
1:48:54
reel if we're picking or afterlife is
1:48:56
and this little more self serving hims
1:48:58
embarrassing but the times you made a
1:49:01
difference to someone in the and you
1:49:03
didn't know the you mile that somebody
1:49:05
who was very very depressed and and
1:49:07
just something about a brief connection made
1:49:09
them go lies. I. Will
1:49:12
take Tango classes and made the love
1:49:14
of my life. For some you know
1:49:16
me too. That's when I'm depressed. I
1:49:18
feel like. Nothing we do
1:49:20
matters. And it's
1:49:22
so close to when I feel my best
1:49:24
which is everything we do manners. I know
1:49:26
everyone you've heard me say this before, but
1:49:28
I'll say it every time I think of.
1:49:31
It is like. When.
1:49:33
You realize that if I say
1:49:35
Italian food, how much more likely
1:49:37
you are to have Italian food
1:49:39
tonight when you just randomly picks
1:49:42
that were so impressionable? Yeah, had
1:49:44
a smile at an airport. Really
1:49:47
couldn't make someone go like
1:49:49
I will go to my
1:49:51
daughter's wedding like just like
1:49:53
were so impressionable. Ah. i
1:49:56
was just a minute ago being like thought that fucking
1:49:58
hello i'm not even sure She's mine. But
1:50:01
that tall guy just smiled at me. And you know what?
1:50:03
I think I will go. Ah!
1:50:14
You know what? I will go. You
1:50:17
have to know that I will go. An idiot
1:50:19
on the moving walkway just smiled at
1:50:21
me. I
1:50:23
will go to my chair. It
1:50:26
might be more like, this is a good tie. For
1:50:30
me, I'm like, maybe
1:50:33
I made a woman like her blouse more that
1:50:35
she didn't like it before. And you're like, I'm
1:50:37
gonna repair my relationship with my daughter. It's
1:50:40
time. Someone has
1:50:42
to pick up the phone first. And
1:50:45
that golden retriever man just smiled
1:50:47
at me. Julie,
1:50:52
I'm coming. It's Paul. Chicken.
1:50:57
He makes his meal. Oh
1:50:59
my God. In my mind, they were
1:51:01
estranged. Yeah, they were estranged and he decided to
1:51:03
go for it. So
1:51:06
I want, in my defending my
1:51:08
life, real, the moments where you
1:51:10
do let someone merge
1:51:12
with you in traffic. Those micro-decisions.
1:51:16
I know the dark example is somebody's gonna
1:51:18
hurt themselves, but I think that stuff matters.
1:51:20
Like little things. It's a
1:51:22
cliche is what I'm saying. There's a, yes.
1:51:25
I think it matters. I was at a
1:51:27
place last night where people share things. An
1:51:31
orgy? Let's
1:51:34
just say I was somewhere where there was
1:51:36
a lot of sharing. There was a lot
1:51:38
of sharing? Physically?
1:51:41
There was a lot of slimy
1:51:44
sharing. Physical sharing. Which
1:51:49
will also, by the way, this bit
1:51:51
will play nicely with what I was
1:51:53
really meeting, which is that
1:51:55
we were talking about like
1:51:57
a softening. So there was
1:51:59
sharing and softening. bad gumbo
1:52:01
to more game. I know. We
1:52:03
don't let that. But I was thinking of like,
1:52:05
so I've been thinking about this idea of a
1:52:07
softening, right? Of like, of
1:52:10
the things that make me go, like
1:52:12
the butt pucker, right? Like someone
1:52:14
wanting to get in traffic and being like, fuck
1:52:17
that guy. I had fucking been waiting in this
1:52:19
line and I'm going to miss the line. Like
1:52:21
a softening. And by the way, the softening isn't
1:52:24
even necessarily that you let the guy into
1:52:26
traffic. It's that you're not like, fuck that
1:52:29
fucking guy. Yeah, you can not let him
1:52:31
in, but without kicking him out of your heart. You
1:52:34
can just be like, not my turn. Or
1:52:36
like whatever. Like it doesn't have to be that
1:52:38
like, ugh! Or when
1:52:40
you get cut off, which happens, going, I
1:52:42
guess it's my turn. I know. Yeah. Ew.
1:52:46
Never to me. Just
1:52:48
kidding. Never to me. But
1:52:51
yes, like to not be like, fuck you! The
1:52:53
softening. Just like a... No. No, I
1:52:56
mean yes. Yes.
1:52:59
I said no. I thought no meant no. Wait, wait, wait. You're
1:53:01
an actor. Does no mean yes in this
1:53:03
room? Can you, acting, are you precious
1:53:05
about your acting or not? I don't know why.
1:53:07
In this scene, I'm going to say,
1:53:11
there's a way to say no that means
1:53:13
yes. Like you were saying, there's a
1:53:15
softening. I was like, no. But I meant, no,
1:53:18
you're so right. Do you think you could do it? Right
1:53:21
now? Yeah. No. Wait.
1:53:25
No. No, I don't know. No.
1:53:27
I think you could. I thought you just kind of... No. I'm
1:53:29
like, where are you at? It's like that. No, I know what
1:53:31
you mean. No. It's like that. It's like a high note. No.
1:53:34
Because I said no. It
1:53:36
has to be like, the thought doesn't come after
1:53:38
the no. So it's like, no. Because you're like,
1:53:41
no, yes. Because you said yes. So yes. You
1:53:43
can be done. No. No. No. I was just doing it.
1:53:45
I was pretending. Sounds great. Yeah. Pass
1:53:49
if you want. Okay. So, John
1:53:51
C. Riley, we were talking about acting, and
1:53:53
he was saying, well, you know... Pass.
1:53:57
Pass. I just wanted to
1:53:59
do a little bit of it. We were talking
1:54:01
about an audition that,
1:54:05
and I always forget the actor's name, the audition was
1:54:07
just look at me like you're gonna kill me. Do
1:54:11
you think you could do that? You
1:54:14
don't even have to do it. I know I don't have to. Could
1:54:17
you do it? I mean, I've done it.
1:54:19
You've done it? In movies. You've
1:54:21
done the, I'm gonna kill
1:54:23
you face? I've tried to. What
1:54:26
movie? The one I just shot. What
1:54:32
face did you do? I don't know. I
1:54:35
don't know. Were you comfortable doing that?
1:54:38
It's more than- Sorry, that's leading. No, it's okay.
1:54:40
I'm saying I would have such a hard time even
1:54:42
just pretending to look at someone like I was gonna
1:54:44
kill them. Like after they yelled, Kat, I'd have to
1:54:47
be like, Yeah, I
1:54:49
always do that. You do? Yeah. You
1:54:52
say sorry? Or I'm like- Check in. I
1:54:54
have to make a joke to dis, like,
1:54:56
it's like I have to make a joke in
1:54:58
case it was bad so that I'm in
1:55:02
on it. Oh, your
1:55:04
performance was bad. Just in case. It's
1:55:06
like a low self esteem thing, which
1:55:08
I'm sure as a comedian, hello. Yeah,
1:55:12
but what if you give a face that's
1:55:14
so scary that you get
1:55:16
the chills, like you really did in
1:55:18
that moment become like a serial killer.
1:55:21
And then afterwards, and you can almost see
1:55:23
on your scene partner's face that they were
1:55:26
scared. Yeah. So do you check in after
1:55:28
that? Well,
1:55:30
we had a moment like that in the movie
1:55:33
and like the
1:55:36
actress I was
1:55:38
working with in this one scene, she was
1:55:40
like, that was crazy. That
1:55:43
was really crazy. And I was like,
1:55:45
it was really crazy. I felt it too. And it was like,
1:55:48
there's moments, but I don't think it's
1:55:50
always with like, I wanna kill you. I think it's like, I
1:55:52
think it can happen At any
1:55:55
magical time when you're acting together where
1:55:57
you like actually are connecting. And It's
1:55:59
crazy. The thing about it is that
1:56:01
you're connecting with a script this already
1:56:04
written with a million people around you
1:56:06
are hundreds, lights sending your face, cameras
1:56:08
that like, and you're having his absolute
1:56:10
connection to somebody. So it's like. And.
1:56:13
That doesn't even have and sometimes at all
1:56:15
on a job ya gotta go maybe easier
1:56:17
but like so to look at someone So
1:56:19
it in addition back to the thing that
1:56:21
and he really said like no other ones
1:56:24
that they don't I never once did they
1:56:26
said. To. Me and that
1:56:28
is and like. Like. It was a scene where
1:56:30
it was a sign six and Dating and I get
1:56:32
set with some laser thing and I disintegrate. So
1:56:35
i do the seen them into to pew pew
1:56:37
and then i think you and he's like the
1:56:39
drugs are like you didn't finish the scene and
1:56:41
i was like i'm sorry. And. He's
1:56:43
like he didn't disintegrate. And I
1:56:45
was like. You. And me
1:56:47
to disintegrate. And his
1:56:50
I will. Yeah. And it was a tiny
1:56:52
room half the size. And I
1:56:54
was like okay and so he did the
1:56:56
scene again and it was pew pew pew
1:56:58
and I screamed at the top of my
1:57:00
lungs is lot of they possibly could. In.
1:57:04
A room with several people in it and
1:57:06
like crumpled into a ball. and I was
1:57:08
like. Like
1:57:12
how. The fuck am I supposed to act like and
1:57:14
disintegrating A man who that parts. But I was like. Kind.
1:57:17
Of being a little passive aggressive. Look at
1:57:20
the I did you get it notes. And
1:57:22
I remember walking out into the waiting room.
1:57:25
And everyone was like. Well, without yeah
1:57:27
because they heard, but I kind of
1:57:29
cool. What if he loved it? May
1:57:32
be dead I don't you need clearly
1:57:34
didn't But like. Away like they could
1:57:36
tell that you're gotta say argue with it
1:57:38
think so. Yeah, but I really. Like
1:57:41
in those moments like so so asking someone to
1:57:43
like make a face like worries like as to
1:57:45
give it a kill me. Yeah, that's
1:57:47
nine we dog or. Not like Dance
1:57:49
Monkey Dance yeah, I was doing his interview
1:57:51
lines are. We were the Toronto Film Festival
1:57:54
with Halloween when we rebooted the franchise. the
1:57:56
Jamie Lee Curtis and I remember we were
1:57:58
at. that was Me and G in any
1:58:00
money, Jacopo, my daughter's that was like three
1:58:02
generations of Strode women and we were doing
1:58:05
all this press for the movies and we're
1:58:07
premiering at the Turn of Them Festival and
1:58:09
are doing this one interview with this woman
1:58:11
into the attacks. I want you guys all
1:58:14
to give me. Your. Scariest
1:58:16
horror films screens and
1:58:18
I rather antiviral like.
1:58:22
He wrote of you Like Our Dog video of it. As
1:58:24
a be like no no that is
1:58:26
not acceptable you can I had she
1:58:28
was like so she was and I
1:58:30
I was like elicited a learnings like
1:58:32
like it was such a learning moment
1:58:35
for me because she was sitting me
1:58:37
like array like I owe. You don't
1:58:39
have to, I don't have to area
1:58:41
have some respect for us. And when.
1:58:43
Worried a movie and yeah it's a horror movie
1:58:45
that supposed to be fired and. Over. The app?
1:58:47
yeah but like. We saw like
1:58:49
in those scenes like were screaming. you know I
1:58:51
don't It. Was they're doing a real you're
1:58:53
finding a real reevaluate your and see like
1:58:56
scream. Right? Cry right?
1:58:58
right? right? The.
1:59:00
Robot Fair Yeah, we're not robot
1:59:02
much Lgbt for. Salary
1:59:05
will find later every twenty. Lines
1:59:07
of dialogue. Uses a half
1:59:09
a liter of water. What
1:59:13
state? Of church he beauty. At.
1:59:16
Whoa. I thought this was complete liked
1:59:18
his madness. I buy your to being
1:59:20
in say it's to everyone in lines
1:59:22
of dialogue and we watch. Twenty lines
1:59:24
and chat and Cpt. Uses.
1:59:27
A half a liter of water. Like.
1:59:30
It uses water like. Like.
1:59:33
That can't be real. It is.
1:59:35
Totally get jaded. Get on it.
1:59:37
I rather than that sounds like
1:59:39
an arm and fact like one
1:59:41
arm and his like seventy jones.
1:59:44
Is like. Water
1:59:46
based. It's water based paint. Uses.
1:59:50
Clean water, Drinkable water. Can we
1:59:52
be using portable water? Asked. What
1:59:56
is? It's a game. eighty. What?
2:00:03
Does it mean it gulps? it? doesn't? The
2:00:07
cooling. Yeah. Well.
2:00:12
Why? Didn't anyone
2:00:15
else? Are you
2:00:17
so your emails and stir
2:00:19
then why didn't believe him
2:00:21
a child or so when
2:00:24
won't chat chat T P
2:00:26
t it's not quite right
2:00:28
chat channel get. Her
2:00:30
back for Christmas times. Yeah, oh
2:00:33
what is the Luke Wilson
2:00:35
store or the saying? I
2:00:37
think it it's pretty harmless
2:00:39
kid. a warming car. You
2:00:42
got in it with him. He didn't look
2:00:44
at. Another,
2:00:49
of course isn't a human. Worries
2:00:51
new ways in here. Deal.
2:00:54
With it. That's. Year fight on a plane.
2:00:57
You. To stay was a smart i
2:00:59
wonder if we could get the
2:01:01
real data on an airplane? farts,
2:01:04
On airplanes. Side. Mail That
2:01:07
Mail the female ratio The breakdown:
2:01:09
I just wanna get railing. At first
2:01:11
I know one nine. I
2:01:16
live in a holding their far. It's
2:01:18
way more than men in general so
2:01:21
if they're gonna let go light level
2:01:23
on an airplane, they might have more
2:01:25
build up. Yeah, this is just a
2:01:27
sudden nothing. but I'm. Let
2:01:35
hope. Yeah. First, Of all I would
2:01:37
like to ask some. Real
2:01:40
I flight attendants if we are correct and
2:01:42
that the there has been an uptick. Dead
2:01:44
now. Parts they would know they would. Now
2:01:46
they know. They're. Up there I'm
2:01:48
serve in the sink years ago. Ever not
2:01:51
Up there are numbered out of their. I
2:01:53
have a son has decided had an him and ask
2:01:55
her sick as he actually recently went back to becoming
2:01:57
a flight attendants as she be a great person to
2:01:59
ask. I could be like do you
2:02:01
remember there being with many like before you had
2:02:03
your babies and now yeah Was
2:02:06
it a stinky? Clooney
2:02:09
Yes, how's he lovely dreamy
2:02:13
always who has a bad thing to say
2:02:15
about George Clooney Judy? Just low
2:02:17
voice Go
2:02:21
you better not kiss me even though you want
2:02:23
to Hi, baby
2:02:26
Well, we're out where we were we usually talk
2:02:28
about the meaning of life We
2:02:30
talked about that a little bit when we work together nothing
2:02:33
major. I Did
2:02:35
I tell you when we work together that I know that I?
2:02:39
Not that I know but that I figured out the
2:02:41
meaning of life and immediately forgot it That
2:02:45
sounds familiar. What is the story I was
2:02:47
in Atlanta Where most
2:02:50
people have their Nirvana experience? most
2:02:53
people Who could be Cola factory that's
2:02:56
outside of it after y'all after I
2:02:58
have tasted all the coca-cola They
2:03:01
all have to be mixed together. I were
2:03:03
talking vanilla Yes My
2:03:08
god that is our child What
2:03:12
do you mean didn't we drink coke and diet
2:03:14
coke sunset did yeah on your
2:03:16
eating days get out of here Is
2:03:19
that get out of there with my
2:03:21
eating days that is annoying? the
2:03:24
feed day No,
2:03:27
I'm the worst Can
2:03:29
we tell the story about the backs
2:03:32
of cookie? I
2:03:38
tried it on stage. It didn't work that well.
2:03:40
It'll work here I Sometimes
2:03:43
when I was missing this is a real
2:03:45
excuse, but I would be kind of not
2:03:47
in a great way You're
2:03:51
already crying and Crab
2:03:53
service had these bags of famous
2:03:56
Amos cookie and each bag has
2:03:58
what like eight nine? I was
2:04:00
gonna say five, but maybe like eight. Five
2:04:02
to eight. Five to eight. I
2:04:05
think if you're getting five little cookies
2:04:07
that's a ripoff. I think it's like
2:04:09
seven, eight, nine cookies. And
2:04:12
I... I think about this all the time. I'm
2:04:17
a real addict. We're gonna get
2:04:19
back to your meaning of the life story.
2:04:21
Binger, binger. I'm a binger. So I open
2:04:24
one and as soon as that sweet famous
2:04:26
Amos hits my tongue, I'm like, uh-oh. Because
2:04:29
I'm depressed. Like I must have been missing my
2:04:31
family. So I eat... You were having a bad
2:04:33
day. I was having a bad day. I eat
2:04:35
the entire bag. Then I eat four
2:04:38
more bags. I eat five bags.
2:04:40
Let's say it's eight. Eight, sixteen,
2:04:42
twenty-four, thirty-two, forty-fourty-eight. That's
2:04:45
forty-eight famous Amos cookies.
2:04:48
This isn't even the funny part. The part
2:04:50
that killed Judy was I said
2:04:53
in earnest. That's
2:04:59
not so bad. It's
2:05:03
like I ate... It's
2:05:07
like I ate five giant cookies.
2:05:10
No, you said each bag is only
2:05:12
like basically like one of those
2:05:15
giant cookies. And I was like, yeah,
2:05:17
you just ate them. Like
2:05:20
you ate... I fully food shamed you by
2:05:22
the way. You did. I
2:05:25
like you ate like those big cookies when
2:05:27
you check out at like... Yeah, like a
2:05:29
giant... Like a check
2:05:31
outside. Like giant cookies. Like a novelty cookie.
2:05:33
It's kind of a joke how big the
2:05:36
cookie is. No, you ate like five. I
2:05:38
think each bag is like a giant cookie.
2:05:40
Like if someone lined up these cookies in front of you
2:05:42
and were like, eat them all now. You'd
2:05:45
be like, fuck off, fucker. I
2:05:47
liked myself. Oh no. I
2:05:50
did it. I ate five
2:05:52
bags. And I bet I
2:05:54
stopped enjoying it halfway through bag two.
2:05:58
It was just an unconscious. Oh
2:06:00
my God. By the way, when
2:06:03
I was shooting HBO's Crashers, we'd shoot
2:06:06
certain scenes in Italian restaurants and they were
2:06:08
giving me pasta with olive oil. That's all
2:06:10
it was in garlic. And I
2:06:12
was also being weird about food and probably just
2:06:14
doing a lot of juice and smoothies. And
2:06:17
in the scene I had to eat pasta and
2:06:19
they kept saying, don't eat the pasta because you're
2:06:21
acting and we have to do it over and
2:06:23
over. I was like... You were like a child actor
2:06:25
that they had to tell. Yeah, I know. But
2:06:28
they were wrong. I ate every bowl of
2:06:30
that pasta. Loved it. I loved it. I
2:06:32
was like the guy in seven. You were starving. I
2:06:35
was starving. Wait, I thought it was crashing. Yeah, but in the
2:06:38
movie Seven, the gluttony guy,
2:06:40
he feeds them all the... Yeah.
2:06:42
You and me. No, I know. I'm
2:06:45
aware. Would you do
2:06:47
this acting game? It's
2:06:50
one of my favorite things to do. It's called a fake up. You
2:06:53
don't have to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going
2:06:55
to cry. It was fun. Okay.
2:06:58
You just be my alarm, like a
2:07:00
gentle alarm. Okay.
2:07:03
Doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo.
2:07:05
Doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo. Doo
2:07:07
doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo. Doo
2:07:09
doo doo doo. Doo doo doo. Would you do
2:07:12
it just for fun? Right now? Yeah,
2:07:14
yeah. A
2:07:17
fake up. How was mine? B minus? It
2:07:20
was good. It was okay? I thought it was good. It was
2:07:22
my first take. I felt like you'd already
2:07:24
woken up once like an hour ago to pee. I
2:07:26
feel you. It wasn't very deep. You weren't
2:07:28
in a deep sleep. So if you were
2:07:31
directing me to say, let's do it again,
2:07:33
but be deeper asleep. Because I
2:07:35
woke up right away. It was like, you
2:07:37
knew, you were like, you probably peed and you were like, I
2:07:39
have another hour. That's exactly what it was.
2:07:41
And if that's what the script called for, it would have
2:07:43
been perfect. So this, for yours,
2:07:47
it's a deep sleep. And this,
2:07:50
this magic mind is your alarm
2:07:52
clock, that little bottle. And
2:07:55
I'll give you a second to
2:07:57
get asleep. You
2:08:00
need to be... Does
2:08:05
anyone do this? Am I a sucker with you? I
2:08:07
don't do this with anybody. We're friends. I
2:08:10
didn't do this to John C. Riley. I didn't get... I
2:08:12
guess I haven't talked to you since we were at the
2:08:14
movie. We're LA friends. Fair. Yeah.
2:08:17
Okay, you're dead
2:08:20
asleep. And
2:08:24
we're rolling and action. I
2:08:33
didn't for a second see it
2:08:36
coming. You
2:08:45
really got me because I was really like... Like
2:08:48
I was locked in and I was like, how's
2:08:51
she gonna do it? And
2:08:53
you just... You scream
2:08:55
disintegrated. You
2:08:57
rebelled with your performance. I
2:09:01
loved it. No second take.
2:09:04
Print. Got it. Print.
2:09:07
Moving on. Moving on. Oh,
2:09:09
tell me the secret of life and then... No, I
2:09:11
forgot it. That was the thing that happened in Atlanta. Where
2:09:13
did it happen? Where did you know? It happened
2:09:16
in the apartment I was renting in Atlanta,
2:09:18
which I think is why I purchased it.
2:09:21
I forgot about you buying an
2:09:23
apartment in Atlanta. Because
2:09:25
it's where I figured out the meaning of life. Okay,
2:09:30
so you're in Atlanta. You're in an
2:09:32
apartment shooting a movie. And
2:09:34
what, it just hit you while you were cutting... I
2:09:36
had a lot of downtime because
2:09:39
it was still like pre-vaccination
2:09:41
COVID days. So
2:09:43
they would fly us out. And you had 30
2:09:45
days alone? It
2:09:48
was Atlanta, so no. They
2:09:50
were like, have you gotten any bars or restaurants
2:09:52
you like? I'm like, you're the COVID compliance officer.
2:09:56
So no, I Don't go out. But
2:10:01
it was what it is. it was
2:10:03
before everyone is getting vaccinated so I'm.
2:10:05
So. With I couldn't like side I
2:10:07
can for at like eight a smaller roles are
2:10:09
normally I'd like go out for like work for
2:10:12
a couple days fly home you have of i
2:10:14
were a way but this is one of those
2:10:16
things are know you gotta come out say apps
2:10:18
So I rented this really cool apartment and I
2:10:20
brought my dog. And
2:10:22
mean I honestly worked like one or two
2:10:24
days a week for like six weeks. So
2:10:26
I was like in it. Flows but
2:10:28
he were hermitage i. I
2:10:30
tried in these xp know like I'm okay with that
2:10:33
young. And makes me hopeful
2:10:35
he lives in only so much. Maybe she'll
2:10:37
be real groovy on room with oh rate.
2:10:40
See. Is available in. Judea
2:10:42
had a role in my but. Does
2:10:45
he play away from work? In
2:10:48
the reenactment of. Your middle like to
2:10:50
me I worry moon yeah Deem Johnson's
2:10:52
When I didn't realize that pizza place
2:10:55
was going to get a bizarre to
2:10:57
me I'd like a lot of dunes.
2:11:00
That. Want to give the sector move? I.
2:11:02
Had just been talking about of for
2:11:04
six months agents as he probably about
2:11:06
a year. Yeah, demons I do. Yours will get
2:11:08
he got it. We all. Are no One
2:11:10
wants cinema with a laxative? Great
2:11:13
The ah yes down there but
2:11:15
is expressly down there and Dean
2:11:17
Johnson said. I'll never forget
2:11:19
it. He goes. The streets are
2:11:21
littered with children that were born
2:11:23
during the time with her husband.
2:11:26
Was thinking about getting a bit
2:11:28
said. Jimmy's littered with children. And.
2:11:31
I call the doctor the
2:11:33
next day. I called them
2:11:35
the next day. Stupid. I
2:11:37
was a he's so right.
2:11:39
That's when you get pregnant.
2:11:41
Dozens of course it's what
2:11:43
you get pregnant besides of
2:11:45
sates. No yes. No
2:11:47
Yes. And I got
2:11:50
snipped and you were the only one
2:11:52
the text me about it. but you
2:11:54
know, really, who knew about a nobody's.
2:11:56
I think I even had it in my calendar. Laid
2:11:58
out in near don't. I would recommend with on
2:12:00
the day it was as a habit and drilling actually had to push
2:12:03
it. I didn't visit. it was the reins.
2:12:05
Oh yes, literary were of it. Yes, yes
2:12:07
and then. But it was in L A
2:12:09
cancel It wasn't right. Did you end up doing
2:12:11
it like on the beach? I. Didn't very
2:12:13
fancy boys office and like you they put
2:12:15
you in like a racing car seat. It
2:12:17
was. Like it. You
2:12:20
know how child's barbershops are Like can always
2:12:22
find. I remember this used to our when I
2:12:24
was little league where you went to get your Caesar's
2:12:26
this bridge yes and see to like walk over the
2:12:28
bridge and that's how you they would get you to
2:12:31
like walk in your shoes. That I'm
2:12:33
and he was exactly that. There was
2:12:35
a framed pictures of Jack Nicholson, The
2:12:37
Three Stooges with a man cave. The
2:12:39
Godfather. But you are like, what's that one that. says.
2:12:41
Lot of the saw this
2:12:44
oh I know what? You
2:12:47
know it's funny as the Godfathers omar so much
2:12:49
I feel like I've seen it said. Yeah, you
2:12:51
don't actually has to. And don't have to zip! Take.
2:12:54
The ending of the Sopranos and excessive
2:12:56
with are part of dog day afternoon.
2:12:58
Says ssl little guess africa know
2:13:00
on the side. A-as surplus however
2:13:02
you want the having our case so when
2:13:04
did you? When did you get some The
2:13:07
download of the meaning of life. It
2:13:09
was like I remember I was like he
2:13:11
knows when he liked to some putts around
2:13:14
like you're not really doing anything, are doing
2:13:16
like a specific for your sort of like
2:13:18
picking up and like. Yeah, rearranging your
2:13:20
i am kind of drifting about. I
2:13:23
just caught like walking from room to room
2:13:25
like Eric and it sort of like me
2:13:27
and this moment. We.
2:13:31
Use a you're like picking up a sock
2:13:33
in uses Went. To.
2:13:35
To. Do
2:13:37
to do. And
2:13:42
then you go. How quickly didn't
2:13:44
leave so fast! You
2:13:47
stood in the spot. And. You
2:13:49
got it's and then and left. But.
2:13:51
What was this I know you can't
2:13:53
talk about it with did you feel
2:13:55
hopeful after like he felt good? It's
2:13:58
not easy, easy. As. It is. Easy.
2:14:00
It is a. Guy.
2:14:02
Think that was. Something about love. And
2:14:05
it was something about love. and
2:14:07
it was easy. And what I
2:14:09
don't remember is the wording. Yeah,
2:14:12
so like. The
2:14:14
things. That. I wish I remembered
2:14:16
was that ties it all together. I
2:14:19
mean it's right. I'm not saying this as your
2:14:21
l a friend get to make you feel better.
2:14:23
I bet the wording would have been disappointing because
2:14:25
there's so many times I come back from Lego.
2:14:28
Sort of I was your first
2:14:30
psychedelic experience or to him or
2:14:32
a non chemically induced of spiritual
2:14:34
feeling and the wording is a
2:14:36
disappointments. A guy that mph of
2:14:38
where I came back in a
2:14:40
once. People. Don't have to be like
2:14:42
me. And it was
2:14:45
the most important lesson I
2:14:47
have ever experience. And.
2:14:50
You tell people that even the
2:14:52
would love is just and so
2:14:54
overused. Yeah, terrible. Because. You
2:14:56
come back from these things. Sometimes negro
2:14:58
like it's all love but when you
2:15:00
consider what love is that the spacious
2:15:03
allowing it's nature of this is such
2:15:05
an exciting things but it's been turned
2:15:07
into like I Love Chicken Mcnuggets and
2:15:09
has gone. Or I love my
2:15:11
husband. Exactly which. It's. Like
2:15:13
that's a different. A different thing. It's
2:15:16
a totally different thing. That's why you
2:15:18
know in Greek there's like so many
2:15:20
different words for love and and the
2:15:22
the divine love. And that
2:15:24
Christians as says drug here is
2:15:26
a God I there's different. There's
2:15:28
different words for the different qualities
2:15:31
of love and ours will. It's
2:15:33
like we're We're bad Inuits. Soon
2:15:35
as don't say eskimos anymore. Now n
2:15:38
and that is a nice their back
2:15:40
to Winnipeg. I'm. Not
2:15:43
as. I read
2:15:45
this club recently by
2:15:47
Victor Frankl. Let's. And.
2:15:50
So he can. Pull up or something.
2:15:52
but like it's about basically like
2:15:54
between. James Franco. Frankel.
2:15:57
Viktor Frankl Viktor Frankl.
2:16:00
I thought you said James Franco. Oh, God. Can
2:16:02
you imagine? I read this amazing quote. From
2:16:04
James Franco. It was about his
2:16:06
brother, Dave. Just
2:16:09
Dave's a solid dude. Victor
2:16:12
Franco, who wrote the book Man's Search
2:16:14
for Meaning, which I'm sure you've. So
2:16:17
there's a quote I read by him recently
2:16:20
about space. And between the,
2:16:23
what's the word? There's some word. But between
2:16:26
the stimulus and the response,
2:16:29
I knew Katie would look it up for
2:16:31
me. Between the stimulus and the response, there
2:16:33
is a space. And it's within that space
2:16:35
that freedom lies. That's not the exact quote.
2:16:38
But it's basically. That's
2:16:40
exactly my name. And it's like the
2:16:42
space. So it's like, and thinking about, we
2:16:44
were talking earlier about the softening, or we're
2:16:46
talking about love, or maybe it's the space.
2:16:49
It's like how people who don't want to
2:16:52
use the word God, but they want to think
2:16:54
of a higher power, it's like there's other words.
2:16:56
I think, yes, there's many
2:16:58
different words in other languages for
2:17:01
love, and we have love in
2:17:03
our language. But the space, creating
2:17:05
more space around all
2:17:08
the shit that we deal with all the
2:17:10
time. And I heard someone say
2:17:12
also recently, I don't know if this
2:17:14
is related, but it's making me think of it right
2:17:16
now, so I'll say it, that if it's urgent, it's
2:17:18
not important. And if it's important, it's not urgent. I
2:17:20
think that might've been me, no shit. Really? Yeah,
2:17:23
so like. You were talking about that. The
2:17:25
idea of love, the
2:17:28
space, of the
2:17:31
softening of our initial
2:17:34
response, that space
2:17:36
gets totally truncated when you harden, when
2:17:38
the guy cuts you off, and you're
2:17:40
like, come on, let's do this.
2:17:42
But like, and I used to
2:17:44
think, well, I don't know, maybe that guy's
2:17:47
gonna get to the stoplight, and then someone's gonna run the
2:17:49
red, and he's gonna get hit, and it could've been me,
2:17:51
but it's like, I don't even want
2:17:53
anymore to have to explain away everything.
2:17:55
I don't wanna have to even use
2:17:57
my, what little brain cells I have
2:17:59
left. To like to like
2:18:01
talk myself through science fiction like what if
2:18:03
it's just a softening? What if it's just
2:18:05
like I got cut off? Mm-hmm softening
2:18:09
and allowing yeah Everyone
2:18:11
knows I'm gonna say this but it's Chinese
2:18:13
Zen it or Chinese it might be
2:18:15
Taoism The great way that's what
2:18:17
makes me think it's Taoism the great way
2:18:20
what we're talking about Mm-hmm is not difficult for
2:18:22
those who have no preferences and
2:18:24
I think about this all the
2:18:26
time. That's the softening Yeah, all
2:18:28
religious traditions have some reference to
2:18:31
surrender and
2:18:33
allowing and Sort of having like
2:18:35
a an expectations like yeah
2:18:37
being lowered. Yeah, exactly in a
2:18:39
what is lowing your expectations It's
2:18:41
saying yes to reality Yeah
2:18:44
But I I think I fought against that
2:18:47
for so many years because my I remember being on
2:18:49
a phone call with my mom and her thing like
2:18:51
your expectations are too high and I'm like fuck you
2:18:53
like I have high expectations because I expect the best
2:18:55
like I Expected us from my friends from my family
2:18:58
like and I remember like really like wanting to die
2:19:00
on that hill that's a phrase so
2:19:03
But then I think as time has gone on
2:19:05
I've gotten older. That's another way of saying it
2:19:08
That like that like this this
2:19:11
like not like lowering your expectations doesn't have to
2:19:13
be a negative thing That's right. It's the preferences.
2:19:15
What was the thing the great way
2:19:17
is not difficult for those who have no preferences, right? It's
2:19:20
like having no preferences You could sub in easily
2:19:22
for lowering your expectations like because when I think
2:19:24
of lowering my expectations I'm like I knew that
2:19:27
was gonna happen. Well, how like no
2:19:29
expectations? Yeah, right. Yeah, maybe it's having
2:19:31
none Well that magical day
2:19:33
you were going around drifting and picking up
2:19:35
socks. You had no expectations My
2:19:39
expectations right now Well
2:19:44
look at a child, you know like playing at
2:19:46
the playground Why can my daughter get so much
2:19:48
more juice out of a pretty basic park? Let's
2:19:51
say because she's just there you're just seeing it
2:19:53
for what it is. I think that's beautiful Nothing
2:19:56
to add. No, I
2:19:58
love it Perry ed who we are
2:20:01
between the stimulus and the response though is
2:20:03
peace. That's what that and
2:20:05
we get taste of that. I am adding something
2:20:07
and you and you get taste of that in
2:20:09
deep sleep. Rupert Spira would
2:20:11
say at the cessation of
2:20:13
a desire. So sometimes when we get
2:20:15
what we want, there's this brief moment
2:20:18
of liberation. It's like a tasting of
2:20:20
your true nature because when your ego
2:20:22
isn't clinging or resisting or striving or
2:20:25
resisting, it just is. And
2:20:27
you see that you're who you actually
2:20:29
are behind all the drama actually is
2:20:31
quite okay. It's more than okay.
2:20:34
Anyway, that's what it made me think of. Let's get
2:20:36
the fuck out of here. Okay. Okay.
2:20:44
And it's not because you seemed bored. You
2:20:46
didn't. It's because I think we've done enough. What
2:20:49
do you think? Okay. Say goodbye
2:20:51
to these, Michael. Spring break. Whoo!
2:20:56
We missed it. Spring break. Yeah,
2:20:59
you'd be a killer at spring break. Yes. Well,
2:21:02
Kitty Sanchez really wanted to go to spring break. I
2:21:05
like this part of the conversation the best, by the
2:21:08
way, but it is the hardest one to wrap my
2:21:10
mind around and I do find it to be like
2:21:13
in a good way, like exhausting. Like
2:21:16
talking about the big stuff.
2:21:19
Yeah. Like it's the
2:21:22
big stuff meaning like the meaning of life. But like it
2:21:25
is, like it is, it's
2:21:27
harder to wrap my mind around. Do you want to hear
2:21:29
my new thing? Your new thing?
2:21:32
Meaning an idea I'm working with? Yeah. That
2:21:35
maybe you'll like that's not exhausting.
2:21:37
I'm always trying to simplify it and talking
2:21:40
about it. It's
2:21:42
like people say there's no God because
2:21:44
there's no evidence for God. And I'm like, of course there isn't. Right.
2:21:48
The author of a book isn't in the book. This is
2:21:50
my new thing. Okay. So
2:21:53
that would be like what I think is so
2:21:55
funny is all the reasons to not believe in God.
2:21:57
You come up with them in reality. So
2:21:59
you're in. The the thing that we
2:22:01
don't understand saying nothing started the
2:22:04
thing. It's like Harry Potter saying
2:22:06
I don't believe in Jk Rowling
2:22:08
particular rolling isn't in the book.
2:22:11
even of Jk Rowling wrote herself
2:22:13
into the book. That's Not Jk
2:22:15
Rowling. As. As a character named Jk
2:22:17
Rowling, that real Jk Rowling made does this
2:22:19
make sense? now? Okay to take that out
2:22:22
of it. Harry.
2:22:24
Potter. Could. Say I don't
2:22:26
believe in Jk Rowling. Because.
2:22:28
I've never encountered Jk Rowling, right?
2:22:31
That's true. Yeah, to Zuccarelli isn't
2:22:33
in the books great, but Harry
2:22:35
Potter. Borrow
2:22:38
his his reality from Jk,
2:22:40
Rowling, the or his substance
2:22:43
so. We're barreling i reality god
2:22:45
whether we believe there's a daughter
2:22:47
and I and of course we
2:22:49
haven't met died because he's writing
2:22:51
are books. Exactly. Precisely.
2:22:55
But our reality. Is
2:22:57
God and it's early. Harry Potter's reality is
2:23:00
Jk Rowling? See And one of the very
2:23:02
valid things to do is to say I
2:23:04
don't believe in Jk. Rowling says no one
2:23:06
at Hogwarts has seen her, ray or even
2:23:08
express her right. But the close as you
2:23:10
can get his. I. Think I'm
2:23:12
in a book mate? I think
2:23:14
there's a god of exact. I
2:23:18
think. ah. But even if you
2:23:20
don't, you're using your. Reality.
2:23:22
To deny. Where. You
2:23:24
get it. There's something about
2:23:27
seeing. ah, Seeing
2:23:30
something that is not
2:23:32
man made. The. I
2:23:34
think is really important. Nature. It's
2:23:37
not even at Yes Nature.
2:23:40
We don't live in nature so late
2:23:42
if it's had three. Yeah. Like.
2:23:45
Seeing a tree like a big beautiful tree
2:23:47
in the suburbs? Ellie Care in Los Angeles?
2:23:49
Like in this big city? Like seeing a
2:23:52
tree Like I think. it's really important to
2:23:54
make sure that we recognize when we're looking
2:23:56
at something that's not man made and I
2:23:58
don't know why, but that. Funding I
2:24:00
thought of this morning and when I think
2:24:02
of like. These little winks
2:24:04
to like I'm in the book the
2:24:07
gods writing but I don't know god
2:24:09
because I mean god so then why
2:24:11
right of it and I am guide.
2:24:13
Where you know? Let's say you're Harry Potter.
2:24:16
Because the Harry Potters reality is a limitation of
2:24:18
God into ink and paper in the same way
2:24:20
that you are a limitation of God and flesh
2:24:23
and bone. Remember when he would
2:24:25
have these conversations at work and I
2:24:27
be like as to go get a
2:24:29
diagnosis to some days a kid like
2:24:32
really. Go. Crazy. Cause.
2:24:34
Sometimes these thoughts make me crazy as then
2:24:36
I wonder I always go back to like
2:24:38
what happens when we die. What?
2:24:40
Happens to Harry Potter when he does. And
2:24:45
your i don't mean the character is moonlight. Yes, It
2:24:48
can. An illusion can something that isn't
2:24:50
what it seems to be. Harry Potter
2:24:52
Ray was really Jk Rowling. Be
2:24:54
Born or Die Was always sick hero.
2:24:56
And so are we all stars! Seem.
2:25:00
Like Stardust? Yeah, No.
2:25:02
That would be like Harry Potter saying legs. My.
2:25:05
Parents are these people? And they
2:25:07
are products of evolution. And they're made of
2:25:09
Stardust. But. I'll still in the
2:25:11
story. Ray This is like.
2:25:14
Do you? wanna? This is. Smuggle
2:25:16
both. Of
2:25:18
them our way. That. Thinks
2:25:21
limit a salad and to
2:25:23
let's allow him in their
2:25:25
dollars cause it element to
2:25:28
never corrected them Dallas. Know.
2:25:31
Maybe he's right but when I'm
2:25:34
on the phone with them with
2:25:36
that's what they claim at don't
2:25:38
say of us got a lot
2:25:40
of sad as the wonderful those
2:25:42
jenkins know but I think you
2:25:44
were there but. The
2:25:47
The. It's a lot to
2:25:49
wrap your mind around what you're saying. i
2:25:52
agree that's why is very interesting to me
2:25:54
to try to simplify it but in all
2:25:56
ways that evokes peace not panic i think
2:25:58
if you start to pay that's
2:26:01
not quite right. I remember after I
2:26:03
had the feeling of feeling so
2:26:05
peaceful. In Atlanta? Yeah.
2:26:08
And even you saying, oh
2:26:12
you said something, you were
2:26:14
saying, see I can't
2:26:17
remember the big thing. In Winnipeg? Maybe
2:26:20
it was in Winnipeg. You said something that
2:26:22
was also very peaceful. It wasn't
2:26:24
the last thought. It wasn't the big God,
2:26:26
like that we don't know God
2:26:28
because we are God because we're inside of God.
2:26:30
It was something else but it would make me
2:26:32
feel really peaceful and now I can't remember it.
2:26:36
I should write. Down. Oh
2:26:39
my god you're so funny. I
2:26:41
should write. I have the gift.
2:26:43
The kite
2:26:49
just left your hands and you're like I
2:26:52
should really
2:26:55
write. Let's
2:26:58
put some things out into the universe. Do
2:27:01
we want to do a multi cam that's us? Yes. Because
2:27:04
that would be so fun right? The dream.
2:27:06
The dream. Best
2:27:08
schedule. In town.
2:27:10
Best sketch. Best sketch.
2:27:13
Free veg. Parking spaces with
2:27:15
their names on them or at least our
2:27:17
initials. Don't talk to me about parking
2:27:19
spaces. It's so nice. That's how I
2:27:21
know I'm older is I did a multi cam. My favorite
2:27:24
part was I was like this is where I park. Not
2:27:27
everyone can see it. I mean I know where I
2:27:29
park. I know. And it's right here. It's
2:27:31
so dreamy. It's the dream. That's
2:27:33
why the executives get their
2:27:35
own Bezos. Bezos spot. Cerandos.
2:27:38
Helicopter pad. I mean
2:27:40
having your own parking spot. Was
2:27:43
that a tip of a hat? Bring it in my eyes. Judy
2:27:46
I think you did great with the with the God
2:27:48
stuff and I hope I didn't bake your noodle too
2:27:50
hard. It's a little baked but I like it because
2:27:52
they have a bit of a commute going on. Commute?
2:27:55
You know like not like yours. But I'll be
2:27:57
in the car for a minute to like. Yeah.
2:28:00
Will be gentle with with. Now aol
2:28:02
of a gentile because I really
2:28:04
like. Of he saw us
2:28:07
because I wanna think about what you said
2:28:09
because like with big start. Other: Can
2:28:11
Harry Potter Die? Can an idea in
2:28:13
J K Rollings mind? Be
2:28:16
real or die. Sorry,
2:28:18
I'm only making it worse. Kind of.
2:28:23
I wish I was I Also
2:28:25
the Harry Potter never exist as
2:28:27
it gets worse. Security.
2:28:30
Way. Brain and like and dislike Twisty.
2:28:33
I don't you so play with your name email at
2:28:35
also yes it is a good tells of I replied
2:28:37
cards with you. See how I'm like?
2:28:41
I. Pulled her out once and
2:28:43
as little word says like
2:28:45
thinking last. Oh No. I'm. Here
2:28:48
so that no one could see. Oh.
2:28:50
Sees a name for that. Of.
2:28:52
Sudden the next episode. When we're
2:28:54
back to promote the greatest Christmas threats
2:28:57
and of or the best one will
2:28:59
ever. Owed you.
2:29:01
Did you know the time you laugh
2:29:03
the hardest in your life? That's our
2:29:05
palate cleanser after our god Duk Soo
2:29:07
Jin. It doesn't have to be the
2:29:09
hardest, but if you are laughing yeah
2:29:11
in their tears, Well. Really
2:29:14
hard. Right now I know there's measures
2:29:16
to rebuild our my see. Maybe when
2:29:18
you're a kid, maybe someone farted medicine
2:29:21
sl. Admissions
2:29:23
in a situation is a Catholic church
2:29:25
and you're not supposed to laugh. You
2:29:29
choke Santa communion wafer
2:29:31
and Peter vamps cerebral.
2:29:35
Legs I left early heard the
2:29:37
sits. Famous
2:29:40
line in the movies and I got
2:29:43
the giggles so bad our know it's
2:29:45
hard to say a real after my.
2:29:47
Know exactly where your dog, But
2:29:49
I my character she's
2:29:51
really angry. And
2:29:55
sees confronting these sire
2:29:57
fighters because they. they
2:30:00
She's
2:30:03
a biologist, maybe the whole set up is
2:30:05
so ridiculous. I can't wait. She's
2:30:08
a biologist, and she's studying
2:30:10
these frogs, and this
2:30:12
pond, and the firefighters are like
2:30:14
taking water from the pond to
2:30:16
drop on fires, and
2:30:19
they've done it again, and she's so angry,
2:30:21
and she charges into the firehouse, and she's
2:30:23
like, you know you're not supposed to
2:30:25
take water for your dumps. You
2:30:34
thought we wouldn't love this? You're
2:30:37
not supposed to take water for your dumps! And
2:30:40
I... fucking
2:30:44
could never get that line out. Like
2:30:47
it wasn't supposed to be funny? No,
2:30:49
she's angry, and she's yelling at them, and
2:30:51
it was like, back then I was
2:30:53
written in the description, I was like, is
2:30:55
there any adjustment we could make here? Because like,
2:30:57
who is not gonna laugh at this? And in
2:30:59
the beginning, you know like how it is when
2:31:01
you break on set, and like the first couple
2:31:04
times you do it, the first couple times you
2:31:06
do it, everyone's like, hahaha, that's funny. But
2:31:09
then it gets like into it, and then people
2:31:11
are like... Yes, we're
2:31:13
working on a penalty. Yeah,
2:31:16
and no one thinks it's funny, and that
2:31:18
makes it worse, and makes me laugh harder,
2:31:20
and I just couldn't get the line out,
2:31:22
and I was yelling at
2:31:25
America's John Cena, so I'm like
2:31:27
looking at him, screaming
2:31:29
like, you know you're not supposed to take the water for
2:31:31
your dumps! And like, I
2:31:35
just... I think of that when you asked me about
2:31:37
laughing so hard, and I also think, it's so sad
2:31:40
that these are work things. I had to do a
2:31:42
scene once in a TV show with Ike Barron Holtz.
2:31:45
I was done. Oh,
2:31:47
he was cracking you up? Yeah. Ike
2:31:50
Barron once. Ike Barron. But also,
2:31:52
like, like those little,
2:31:54
like these little things that, you
2:31:57
know the little insider jokes that you have with Val?
2:32:00
Mila Those those are the ones.
2:32:02
Those. Other ones because I didn't see it like
2:32:04
I can't even tell you the story because you weren't
2:32:06
there and you on think it's funny but the a
2:32:09
like if Dean and I hear the word twins for
2:32:11
the rest of our lives will be like. Movie.
2:32:15
Really be like? that's because of this thing that
2:32:17
happened that we will always be like. As
2:32:21
using that word, that was. Like.
2:32:23
Yes, No, you don't have to explain later. And
2:32:26
so that those maybe okay, maybe
2:32:28
those are the ones. Stubhub.
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That the over the good idea of the best. Maybe
2:32:33
they're not that crying lens, but those are the ones
2:32:35
that I think of. Like I'll never forget. You're
2:32:37
not supposed to take the water for your damn
2:32:39
slim as yours and I feel like john seen
2:32:41
a face. Is a funny say I don't
2:32:44
I'm a thing as funny face but like that's a
2:32:46
hard cease to be looking at when you try not
2:32:48
to laugh. Candid camera looks like he my what you
2:32:50
laugh. Yeah, and he also like.
2:32:53
He's like down the last till
2:32:55
you know they mean like he's
2:32:57
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2:33:00
Was really like. Trying.
2:33:02
Know to last year I bet he
2:33:04
has funny trying not to laugh us
2:33:06
that will. And
2:33:09
with that John Cena. We love
2:33:11
you. But if I can
2:33:13
deliver, don't see that for this pad. guess. Yeah
2:33:15
right. Michael Shannon female.
2:33:17
We were close times.
2:33:19
In the email me back either for makes you feel
2:33:22
any better. Yeah,
2:33:26
no good seen it. Could you get santa? I
2:33:29
can't even get my goes hand in his. my
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actual friend fell and Mack and a promise anyone
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go after see that we're putting out in
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the ether. Seen. As you and
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but you're You're the only nice
2:33:49
person I know. that just straight
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me and my girlfriend. Violence
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I haven't heard from him in a very long
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time. Or right away I will try to get
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show so much I look forward to every
2:34:32
single episode. Am so thankful that it comes
2:34:34
out twice a week. Would feel selfish because
2:34:36
I read the benefit of all the hard
2:34:38
work and times put into each one. I
2:34:40
love how honest lyrics and difference that I
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love that complement the every show is really
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different. Oh yes I buy Ladder Front! Every
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nice. It's like you. I
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think that you care well, you can't
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as a person that you have on
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which I think that everyone. A. Hard
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2:35:13
Can I carry that? Yes. Can you take
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You want your readers? I. Just suck. Insist that
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how honest, hilarious and different every episode
2:35:26
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that sever mostly and while my son
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it at school each episode provide much
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hope they didn't have before. I admit
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I am late to the train on
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listening but firmly believe it arrived when
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2:36:01
that our first I Love You? We said that. No, I think we
2:36:03
said it. We say it. I think you
2:36:05
wrote it in my card. Oh wait. You
2:36:09
didn't write me a rap card. That's
2:36:13
how you bring it up. You
2:36:16
couldn't wait to tell me. I
2:36:18
didn't write you one. I'm trying to think
2:36:21
of, did I get rap gifts for hair and makeup?
2:36:24
I must have. I
2:36:26
didn't write you one. I'm totally giving you shit
2:36:28
right now. Oh, we got everybody the track.
2:36:30
We did the check. That's
2:36:32
what we did. Yeah. I hope that was enough.
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Yes, it was. Everyone was good. We could always do more.
2:36:38
But you were very good with rap gifts. I'm
2:36:40
just, I like shopping. That's the problem. I
2:36:42
know. I enjoy it. I
2:36:45
enjoy you. I enjoy you back. Well?
2:36:48
Okay. Would you say keep it crispy? It's how
2:36:50
we end. Keep it crispy.
2:36:53
Keep it crispy. Keep
2:36:55
it crispy. Keep it. Val's
2:37:14
really good at it. Val does good fake ups. We
2:37:17
both do that. We both do the hard inhale and the... Oh,
2:37:23
a sleep set. Oh,
2:37:31
I like it. I saw a mo... Are
2:37:36
you a robot? Were
2:37:40
you giving me a lot to work with in the edit?
2:37:43
Yes, yes. Comedy.
2:38:04
Comedy. Your
2:38:06
favorite separate a one. Ah
2:38:09
New Moon. but I don't
2:38:11
I got you excited. I
2:38:13
pick up comedy. I ruined
2:38:16
it by calling about. We
2:38:18
use divisions. ah. Yes,
2:38:28
Ah, Mais
2:38:30
big domini. A
2:38:33
good you damn thing. Kill
2:38:36
Brothers. Tone
2:38:38
and. Scout.
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