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We need to be published.

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Leading we many. To

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choose do you may have. Now

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made it weird when they meet whole.

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What Is Happening? Weirdos. This

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is the incredible, talented, hilarious

0:20

Judy Greer. I'm. So glad

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she is here! I am so glad

0:24

you guys are year! What isn't Judy

0:26

Greer in It? would be faster to

0:29

list the movies and tv shows she

0:31

hasn't been on. She's been in So

0:33

many things you might know from Thirteen

0:35

Going On, Thirty, Arrested Development Adaptation. I

0:39

think I find out on air that she

0:41

was in War of the Planet of the

0:43

Apes. We talk a little bit about that.of

0:45

the Planet the Apes. She's incredible. The wedding

0:47

planner. Come on, it's Judy Greer everybody. We

0:50

also just did a movie together. In

0:52

Winnipeg. Called the Best Christmas Pageant ever

0:54

and that will be out next year.

0:56

We talk a little bit about that

0:59

as well, but she's a delight. We

1:01

had such a fun time doing that

1:03

movie together. She became fast friends and

1:05

this conversation is certainly. An

1:07

example of our friendship. It was so

1:09

fun! Glad you guys are here! Pete

1:12

Holmes Zoc com From my tour dates

1:14

I'm going to Texas and Pennsylvania or

1:16

the next one's Thank you to everybody

1:18

that came out to Chicago! I just

1:20

got home. That was were

1:22

awesome show. Six incredible shows so

1:24

hopeless you guys out there and

1:26

also June first it's going to

1:28

be me. Judd Apatow and Ups

1:30

Go are doing Largo Go to

1:32

largo-la.com Other special guess will be

1:35

on that show as well so

1:37

hope he can be there and

1:39

Er that's it. All

1:41

right. Judy Greer. Get. Into

1:43

it. Sit down. Judy. This

1:49

is for you. You get a magic mind and

1:51

er vi v to cocoa and some women I

1:53

know use Modern Mammals as a shampoo for boys.

1:56

You. Don't. Will.

2:00

You looked at it. Use

2:03

the. Microphone. You

2:07

can either. Snooze.

2:18

You mean the goo I did good I

2:20

think been johnson has been and I. Might.

2:23

Be kind of similar, do you. Have

2:26

are we? Yeah, that's wonderful. Didn't think

2:28

he know I loved him though. He

2:30

has a we. Currently making of had

2:32

gas. We are. Seem.

2:38

Less. Will the

2:41

reason I love that? What you love your

2:43

husband. The. Johnson think yeah like

2:45

Goodwill. her last beers in good will

2:47

hunting use that a gif numbers have

2:49

is sitting on a winning lottery tickets

2:51

and too much of a pussy cashes

2:53

in. When I

2:55

got my. Favorite movies.

2:57

Scream Movie. Of all

2:59

time holds up. To. One of the

3:01

reasons A ready. Who. Cares sort of reasons

3:04

I left. Awesome. You

3:06

need to see a movie to know you

3:08

can leave Boston. I'm going to save really.

3:13

Other idea, that's where there is Boston.

3:15

While there's so many movies about leaving

3:17

Boston or General Held in Boston or

3:19

you the Die and Boston are you

3:21

Leave Yeah, You leave are you guys? That

3:24

are of. Inertia Lily, Definitely your

3:26

way. Well I

3:28

hear you. I. Don't see a

3:31

lot of. There's a lot of black people.

3:33

There's a lot of brat who represented. In the

3:35

cell. No, no no if there's a movie has been

3:37

us. Know if there's a movie? A

3:39

movie like that. Aflac signage

3:41

Indian, East Asian population. Room

3:44

have a bus and story that makes me

3:46

very happy. We can't wait! Ah

3:48

no, I'm not quite them laughing

3:50

at my observation that used to

3:52

watch a movie that inordinately of

3:54

me I black. Out that you

3:56

have robust it's. A

3:59

non regional. Lachlan I'm.

4:02

That I was in Boston when. Ah,

4:04

visiting friends and has been and

4:06

I were walking home late one

4:09

night and there was a bar

4:11

that was still open not a

4:13

shock and weeks when in the

4:15

virgin or was like closing up

4:17

or like hagan can we get

4:19

like two or beers like com

4:21

and he was like yes sir

4:24

so he pours as soon as

4:26

your S U S he has

4:28

ever ads who Guinness obviously and

4:30

and then he was like a

4:32

pirate. a son of a duplex.

4:34

The he does anything but journey.

4:37

So what Do you have? it? on the jukebox? That's

4:39

all I wanna know. I just thought that was

4:41

a really funny as as like of course everyone

4:43

in Boston goes in. Probably.

4:46

A saying in a Super Part is down and

4:48

goes and plays like that. Journeys on. What

4:50

your resume? The Journey Song about

4:52

Boston. About boss

4:54

and it just feels boss

4:56

semi yes, Don't. Stop believing

4:58

feals. Boston Yeah, You think Cleveland

5:01

doesn't get excited for don't Stop

5:03

believing. Everyone. Gets excited about that song

5:05

but added that to me. I just imagine like

5:07

it was just like the bar. Can I guess

5:10

if this had happened in any city or be

5:12

like as a funny story about Cleveland, just buy.

5:14

It just felt like a place where like. Asshole.

5:17

Go In. Can I swear on

5:19

our podcast? Yes as have Go

5:22

In and. They will come

5:24

out and they call you go in

5:26

an asshole you come out a dick

5:28

home. And like Polly's it's get drunk

5:30

him play. Journey. Zone like

5:32

they are like I am I think everyone

5:34

things when they play that is like the

5:36

first him as them blade. Dancer.

5:38

Believe him. Because he

5:40

for drugs otherwise you would never play that

5:42

song. Boston though is that we love.

5:45

I can say we love but I'll

5:47

say as a city. Sweet.

5:49

Caroline by Neil Diamond. That's just

5:51

another darling I believe of yeah,

5:54

same kind of thing. I

5:56

don't know. They love reading about already water.

5:58

I don't. Think of that is like a. Bar drinking

6:00

song. I think of it as like

6:02

a wedding party. Song was a Big

6:05

Red Sox. They played at Fenway Park.

6:07

Who cares? Sweet. Caroline.

6:09

I think so. Yeah, Why wouldn't I just

6:12

drink? It's

6:14

much as I can be those onset. Nice Edward

6:16

and ushered in don't remember his you were like

6:18

while you're that And then it went. How. Do

6:20

we know each other? At

6:22

reasons he still make Make reasons he

6:24

you and I met at a steakhouse

6:26

in Europe. It's it's fifty. And

6:29

as he can get. By the way, who cares? Really tight? Yeah,

6:32

I'd have, I'd only everything's.

6:34

Know that that's boring. Everyone's turning on

6:36

the spot. Guess to hear Judy Greer?

6:40

Sudan? What's your real. Name.

6:43

That's how you say my name did it? Ever.

6:45

What is your former little with

6:48

everyone to know on your Wikipedia?

6:50

who? Gearhart Judith? Well, my

6:52

birth name Judith sites

6:54

as ins. And

6:57

Judas Judith Theresa Evans's

6:59

May. Judith to Reese Evans

7:01

put down that. You.

7:06

Did you get a Due to threes? Evans

7:08

When you're in trouble, I think I'd you

7:10

serious. Due to Series doesn't roll up the

7:12

darn. Judy. Greer even another

7:14

one hundred thousand movies. Is

7:16

that Why has yet insensitive?

7:18

He cleared? by the way.

7:20

no joke, how has your

7:22

success. With

7:25

how is your success been marginalized cause the I

7:27

was saying that as a joke but do people

7:30

do that. Do. People because even have a

7:32

hundred thousand things. In one of

7:34

the hardest jobs yeah you in the

7:36

world. I now. do people ever go

7:38

like was she's got a great website.

7:40

Like are there ways that people write

7:42

it off? Oh like like as silly

7:44

as Will who are name is Judy

7:46

Greer? People just like saying Judy Greer

7:48

offensive. Zone One them that I

7:51

didn't even totally understand the term

7:53

marginalized. I'm. Yeah, you guys, you know what

7:55

is reality. We just know it as like

7:57

getting up in the morning and I'm going to.

8:00

Having my marginal I love the

8:02

way my marginalized car a. Ah

8:05

do I feel no. Yeah,

8:09

I don't feel that way. I don't

8:11

like it that I feel like. Kind.

8:14

Is supported. By.

8:17

People. By. The industry.

8:21

Yes we are in in to

8:24

see I I I I don't

8:26

Yeah a. Little Darlings. Say.

8:28

At America's. Best friend. Judy.

8:31

Greer Americans with from limit on his family.

8:33

Guy is. Illness. A gentleman it

8:35

is and like also my husband says he he

8:37

used to see that I was in America as

8:39

leader and I was America's best friend. Know

8:41

that's true. Well you have a Hanks

8:43

Equality. Ah well, let

8:46

me finish. People don't necessarily

8:48

want to. Fuck

8:51

Tom Hanks. I'm not

8:53

saying that about you. That. I

8:55

don't want a funny thing. Is

9:02

I'm so glad he did. A result is

9:04

it is the area where an. Arab

9:08

or the area that are here because I

9:10

don't was implying but I also that you're

9:12

not sexy but I also don't want to

9:14

say that you are. Look I'm not even

9:16

looking at you right now I'm not even

9:18

I. Am sorry everybody's looking.

9:21

Back on that ended up in Florida

9:23

that. I did this

9:25

movie I'm a did this movie

9:28

called and I love this movie

9:30

I saw Driven I'm If is

9:32

about Rise Driven Know See we

9:34

were We already done Drive. We

9:37

were driven for us right now. Is

9:40

the pre sequel. The Drive

9:42

Every Go Live resin is

9:44

amazing and as I. Do

9:47

not know was it called vivid as

9:49

it was of our evil. It

9:52

was called driven. It was about

9:54

that you're hired as that. This

9:56

Jeremy driven had a cold and

9:59

he had. The about have driven

10:01

the car the out the master

10:03

mason down the lorry in. The

10:06

lorry. Back

10:08

to irrational cyber drug look. Away

10:10

again. I'm an attack of our lord. And

10:12

yet. but. The. Director was telling

10:14

the. Isn't

10:16

that long ago that we saw this movie?

10:19

If he was like I wouldn't be the

10:21

one to show America's you're Actually Sexy. Suddenly

10:24

I loved him. And.

10:27

I it's like eyes illegal. I don't

10:29

get, I don't get marginalized, but I

10:31

feel like. People.

10:34

Talk. To me like I'm in a Me

10:37

I went to Be though and they give

10:39

you a leading role are I'm and make

10:41

America think you're Said Seats are either to

10:43

show people what you're really like, how great

10:45

you really are selling that and things like

10:47

good? Yeah yeah. and also it's like implying

10:49

week I know how. Thank you So. May

10:52

I take you out of the

10:54

gutter zoo? Are on. Things.

10:57

That you're like us, like of. Like.

10:59

A demon person like a garbage present

11:02

like that your grows and using an

11:04

art teacher. But I went to be

11:06

the one. So America and potentially other

11:09

foreign countries. Well. Yeah, hopefully

11:11

former am not as rare as you

11:13

can provide a new it. It's.

11:15

Not as comfortable as I it

11:17

being. Kind of museum me like

11:19

I'm interviewing of the school as well.

11:22

As anyway that was as that

11:24

was funny when he said that

11:26

The hell that. Yeah.

11:28

He said he was going to show America

11:30

that you're sexy. Yeah, But. What

11:33

I was going out was sex appeal

11:35

aside, He hangs

11:37

Judy Greer. Best. Buds

11:39

that as the bud vibes.

11:42

That yes we do, we are best. But and. The

11:44

numerous acts I had that remote

11:46

and hags. I send that card to so

11:48

many people. Did. You see the card?

11:50

Were just as hags. Look at says T

11:52

and then Hanks and has a fixer of

11:55

Tom Hanks. It's a drawing of him, it's

11:57

a thank you note and they were like

11:59

selling it. In. My card shops

12:01

and stuff. Yeah, without his consent, I'm

12:03

sure. He. Big com and hang

12:05

sky. As yet

12:07

unloaded even our next guy know

12:09

I love Colin Hanks the virus.

12:12

He is Orange County. Gray

12:14

it somehow time know what is it? Is.

12:21

Often get. Ten you open. This is

12:23

why we marginalize you guys, exists to

12:25

act a little. It's just like I

12:27

thought I was gonna be sitting at

12:29

a desk with headphones on. I wouldn't

12:31

have come out of the wet head

12:33

because honestly I thought the headphones would

12:35

train my my wet curly hair to

12:38

dry in it and now I don't

12:40

know what's going insane. It. Needs

12:43

to be trains. That's the thing. Is.

12:46

That why you guys sit most bulbous

12:48

glass bulbs. Know that's to get away

12:50

from men. Oh.

12:54

That's for a different reason. Yeah, Do

12:58

prefer women them and. I don't

13:00

mean sexualizes, mean like do like the company of

13:02

women. What did he you? We got along. And

13:06

what does that tell you? That I'm

13:08

days This. Is

13:11

a girl He put aside the come out

13:13

as gay emerged in a of the Ninety

13:15

Eight. Elites.

13:19

I think of that. Have

13:21

a real tax. There. Was a time

13:24

in my early twenties. And. Mid twenties

13:26

and late twenties probably where

13:28

I saw and. Years ago. God

13:31

bless you. And your

13:33

and your child and I say

13:35

a word to be one of

13:38

those like I'm a guy's. Girl

13:40

like Emma Oh Girl

13:43

Laser Tyler. But. She

13:45

is though he were to vendors and

13:47

is. Without way she's so

13:49

seems that way sewell like legitimately

13:51

though I was going to making

13:54

it out because isi it that

13:56

was let. Well, it's

13:58

interesting today as is talking. Who

14:00

am? I'm

14:02

in a name drop A there's

14:04

ready for the array of a

14:07

Emma Thompson about the As. Don't

14:09

even. A lock out of our

14:12

got of yards over the Eminem and that

14:14

is Emma Thompson. Although. He

14:17

don't give her as allows says she

14:19

deserves season game. I'm.

14:23

Not saying for this section as if I

14:25

guess I'm not signing a consent. Or

14:31

Amazon's Wonder Barber have a reason

14:33

Directors of but we were about

14:36

this. Avid

14:38

reader to really good. As for what. You.

14:40

See her my knee, So

14:44

athletes are mine. And

14:47

mas emma. Watson

14:50

guess. That's. It we're sorry but

14:52

I'm a web that for. Time. With Emma Thompson.

14:54

asshole. They can have a Thompson in

14:56

the One Who Are Who Wanna Though and

14:58

Guardrail Academy Award for What I'm. Sorry I

15:00

even mentioned her name. Is a Steel

15:03

Magnolias guys. Never mind. Well.

15:05

As what are you in to talk about? Know. Stay

15:08

right in the blame you're doing great. I just

15:10

want to know who am I like the were

15:13

in line with it on. Coming off

15:15

of a conversation about marginalizing women

15:17

and you're late. Me:

15:21

Like. Say one person. Isn't

15:25

about suddenly I learned about

15:27

myself of of a marginalized

15:29

me Really make a raspberry.

15:33

Or daughters and a big raspberry says what is

15:35

Emma know and known. As

15:38

she and Love actually the I Love

15:40

Her. As his

15:42

grades universally loved his his beloved beloved

15:44

So bit aside, I love a. Bit

15:46

as it's an and she and

15:48

I were talking about this lens

15:50

and she's she brought his fc

15:53

me that I'm. Like.

15:55

Were so. Pleasant. Were kind

15:57

of like in in sort of like a

15:59

patriarchal. Sort of. But in a

16:01

patriarchal society like you're kind of taught

16:03

that. I guess. marginalized. I didn't understand.

16:05

Like. I had been. A.

16:08

Does That's the way we live our lives

16:10

of women would and so you have that

16:12

will just met like that. So when I

16:14

was talking here about this topic about wanting

16:17

to like be us of dies girl like

16:19

I'm a cool girl it's because we saw

16:21

that we needed to be accepted by men

16:23

in order to be cool like. That's how.

16:26

I. Was not raised necessarily by my

16:28

parents but that's how this society I

16:30

was raised in was so like if

16:32

you are accepted by men and a

16:35

non sexual way like as a cool

16:37

girl as men deemed you were cool

16:39

were all the new are cool girl

16:41

so it took me a long time

16:43

to learn a skill your eyes are

16:45

glazing over know like side of a

16:47

questionnaire Why? Because you have a dollars

16:49

and like gets so it took me

16:52

on are shown on deck and don't

16:54

forget it. Because. Of your age

16:56

I'm It took me a long

16:58

time to. To.

17:01

Like admit that I I do prefer

17:03

the company of women like I did

17:05

like hanging out with with dude chit.

17:09

Chat. I like when. Are. You

17:11

use and I women you avoid men.

17:14

I wouldn't say avoid but it was like i

17:16

don't I like know. I I prefer

17:18

women. It's just like over. Jude's.

17:21

Yeah, yeah, I think

17:23

I'm. It took me a long

17:25

time. I thought I needed this acceptance from like

17:27

Men in order. To. Be interesting and cool.

17:29

Yeah, Know. Issue with

17:31

but I was curious what you

17:34

would say doesn't seem like guys

17:36

like if you're a girl, a

17:38

woman who has accepted by the

17:41

boys as cool. Look,

17:44

I'm out of my depth here but it

17:46

always seems to me like that didn't count

17:48

as much as it seems like you get

17:50

there and that thought actually were you on

17:53

don't want to be accepted by other women.

17:55

Yeah but but that's not like the

17:57

messaging that you that at least that.

18:00

In a day. And. Like the way I

18:02

was right and rice like that's not the

18:04

messaging you get right? And

18:07

even guys. Do.

18:09

They want. A mother

18:11

blood one of the boys style guy

18:13

I'm from. Curious, I was just minding.

18:16

Did they want? When we were

18:18

wearing suspenders and had a cigar and

18:20

me realize I love the Buffalo Bills.

18:23

Whiskey Me yeah. I'm

18:26

did they like that idea? or here's

18:28

the thing I think that's. My.

18:30

Guy friends who I'm still

18:32

friends with actually like Reddit.

18:34

They bright, ah they liked

18:36

me but like I like

18:38

they like. Jimmy's.

18:41

Still like to death. They still like

18:43

me like We also love each other

18:45

so I think I was. Ah, I'm.

18:48

I don't know. I think it is. I don't

18:50

think they required that now. Yeah, but one of

18:52

the things you and I. Enjoyed a.

18:56

Question mark. No.

18:59

Karma. Was.

19:04

In my opinion, More

19:06

traditionally feminine meaning ceiling yeah

19:08

I just mean obviously men

19:10

are feeling as well. I'm

19:12

just saying more culturally associated

19:14

with were like we bonded

19:16

over real talk real start

19:18

feeling yes we honor to

19:20

each other. yeah it was

19:22

a lot of space. yeah

19:24

listening Cia and when I

19:26

sit as I don't mean

19:28

in the city ways but

19:30

we liked is that gossip

19:32

but we wanted to get

19:34

to the real. Yeah, what's really

19:36

going on? Why? Would he had said that rises

19:38

like why did he say that's what's the issue with

19:40

her And then we'd? Why does she come in and

19:42

do the thing and it's like I kind. Of

19:45

a new set is often a

19:47

says guys realize our roads another

19:49

day another. All

19:51

men are like sad women said

19:53

what? I've always yeah Dweller intense

19:55

as a biblical references and sort

19:57

of like more Not out Hunt.

20:00

I wanted to be in the village going

20:02

like what's up with Jacob? Be noted that

20:04

stat was met. Yeah so that's how we

20:06

were. The reason we became friends with we.

20:09

I don't know. I feel like that

20:12

moment we became friends was we had

20:14

a. There. Was a oh. I. Know

20:16

I know the moment I became friends at

20:18

Yale. Tell me he though First he started

20:20

at. Well. We had a

20:22

meeting, we had a dinner, and we

20:24

were both kind of on our best

20:26

behavior. Yes, without the director? Yes! Wonderful

20:28

Dallas? Yeah. And then the next day.

20:31

I. Came in and dropped that

20:33

character and that lights. What

20:35

was up on are like the Yeah, we're

20:37

not yeah, you laugh so hard as because

20:40

we felt like we were things a step

20:42

is that correct. And I felt like

20:44

you and I really have the same

20:46

conversation with our spouses after dinner. Like.

20:48

Yeah, I don't know, don't know utter yet

20:50

and an off duty and I are gonna

20:53

send an index and ice this is. This

20:55

is a nice with old time capsule of

20:57

friendships. We had a tight business dinner and

20:59

was a very business he didn't yes and

21:01

we're both been like I was I now

21:04

and tell me. About. Adaptation?

21:06

Yes, it was a wonderful experience.

21:08

I'm in the next day. Big

21:10

swing in Iowa and eggs I

21:12

buy you. Swing by Be. As

21:14

I see. What? "The fuck was that

21:17

and you laugh so hard", said I

21:19

other more than a new friend's was,

21:21

"We're on the set of this movie

21:23

we did together" I.

21:25

Don't remember why but I'd I took another

21:27

big swing and called you at what. Was

21:45

I. Was

21:48

a big swigs we you

21:51

do given to us known.

21:59

To Adina as. I

22:03

do you do. You are giving off

22:05

a very sit. Down

22:08

the clown vast like I just felt

22:10

like it was just kind or his

22:12

case. You

22:18

cry So real merits of but

22:20

I remember it was like you

22:23

said something very reasonable on said.

22:25

And. Maybe I said like no need to be a

22:28

twat of especially than seventy two labs. Are

22:31

to our probably a know. And

22:34

I both of those situations where these

22:36

weird hail mary's would like to help

22:39

me to kind of assume because I

22:41

guess it was a chance after our

22:43

our business dinner or you would have

22:46

been like i don't know in what

22:48

you are referencing put your mean. By

22:50

the word slots does that stand for such

22:52

as and but nothing that that That is

22:54

that. Like why the face W T S.

22:58

Could guess I'm timely

23:00

without another theory. That's.

23:02

When you don't have another like your scientists

23:05

in the lamb sarcasm twat, I'm totally without

23:07

another theory. and what? Twat. Sign

23:10

with a Saudi I am blood. Blood.

23:13

I don't know that I was.

23:16

Funny about the business dinner with sit

23:18

will forever be called live that we'd

23:20

run into each other at the doctor's

23:22

office. Apple's allowance

23:25

of that sorry we had really meant was.

23:27

Like but it was like a high by as

23:29

you are leaving and I was and it was

23:31

like. You tonight? Yeah, by.

23:34

And. I have that moment being

23:36

as a big admirer of yours

23:38

google. Said.

23:41

His iron women big deal out

23:43

of it would say. Would.

23:46

Saw know. My emperors that main per

23:48

se said my impression was that it's. Like

23:51

you Are You started out like perfect

23:53

san and then the business dinner. I

23:55

was like oh. Oh the the like

23:57

the vagina one was good. the hallways. I.

24:00

When like our. Did he? I remember.

24:02

And men that we that I'm a

24:04

sinner I would like to go and

24:06

then next morning was like we're back.

24:09

To probably just nerves. We

24:11

were nerves and we were not in charge of

24:14

that dinner. Yes, former dollars. And

24:16

are endowed as larger and yeah he'll as

24:18

I want to impress him and and seem

24:21

professional and impress each other and mean hello

24:23

and and seemed kind of like formal gap

24:25

plus I'd thought we were going to be

24:27

more in the Twilight zone meet you and

24:30

it was more of like i want to

24:32

talk about the like vision for the movie

24:34

and then my posture because yeah good see

24:36

as of us to Dallas I know you're

24:38

going into this I just way to know

24:41

Thank you for this in yeah we enjoy

24:43

a movie has that Judy Law. That.

24:45

Is that Css. You

24:48

liked it. We're of edge. I.

24:50

Know but I think they had. At

24:53

the same Alistair. Oh I know you ate

24:55

the call the bees. And

24:57

I like shame. I know, I'm

24:59

I. I liked that I ended

25:02

up really like not ended up.

25:04

but I really ended up. here.

25:07

So I did end up liking it a

25:10

lot because it was very comfortable and sleep

25:12

there and like I like going there because.

25:15

Of your all ears night What happened?

25:17

Go. Was

25:19

always someone who was.

25:22

Like celebrating an anniversary and

25:24

that night member other people

25:26

are in love with you.

25:29

Yes, Because. Something

25:31

was. It crashed. It. was it. Just your

25:34

standard accent. However, if it was crashing or stance.

25:36

Or. There was a big to do

25:38

and I remember feeling weird you're not

25:40

this way but I didn't know. Oh

25:42

remember I was like. In

25:45

my i don't know. I. Didn't like

25:47

the to do allow me that also allowed

25:49

to do moment. It was nice as

25:51

like. Maybe.

25:53

We'll get some better tables

25:55

here. We were going insane. William

25:57

Hague didn't the waiter a picture with.

26:00

Would. You know I thought it was with as

26:02

I. Thought it was a deal and that

26:04

to sit they are you are is ours

26:07

are being nice to be like was eleven

26:09

Duty to. One is a system. Like

26:12

I feel it. Still

26:15

has a sister who's visiting his

26:17

own, although his assistant. Eyes. Is

26:20

a sister. To

26:28

what it is assumed, the. Birds have thought

26:31

this was a manager and

26:33

away with endless sister. I

26:35

have one one one of my mama

26:37

June. And

26:39

my says miss Father. Of.

26:45

Scares the as an assist or. Oh

26:47

ssssss up eyes been my

26:50

daughter. This happened twice this

26:52

week. brag. Where

26:54

I've been similar, he's wanted to take

26:56

a picture. Very nice for

26:58

sweets and then I'm like. With.

27:00

My daughter and then of our kind

27:02

of put Lila your publisher down or

27:04

shove her down nigger of hardware that

27:07

off mm me just kind of which

27:09

a blessing and are out of of

27:11

the honor of his revenue. I love

27:13

you let the little but the brow

27:15

I will give her them to mom

27:17

like how can I go ago the

27:19

mumps loses pictures and she hates that

27:21

and see will cry and then we've

27:23

actually been like can we do another

27:25

one. Will. This only happened once. But

27:28

she wants to be in the pictures

27:30

so there's like about a lot of

27:32

out as as a man, my daughter

27:34

in Sam pictures doesn't happen again. We

27:36

went to Disneyland yesterday so it. Was.

27:38

Him and I just know like

27:41

miller want the kids steaks and

27:43

fixed. I'm literally ah literally. this

27:46

I will Now the kids. Isn't

27:48

that access? Some of

27:50

parenting perspective or like what like that's

27:52

how I pods us would say a

27:54

pp. It's like that I'm. A.

27:56

Bow where it must feel like

27:58

at Lille as aid yeah to

28:00

be hold. Like you

28:02

can't be in this picture. Nobody

28:04

said that. Know, I know, but that's the

28:07

vibe had. An. Environment like inappropriate to

28:09

be in the strain it. Is

28:11

because of pedophiles and that

28:14

sake a whole. I.

28:16

Considered that, but my wife rt his

28:19

posting pictures of Lila so that out

28:21

I know the answers of lightning. But

28:23

there's a there was a rule and

28:25

will. It's paparazzi's allied to take pictures

28:27

of Lila. Are really. Like

28:30

a pup like there is some law

28:32

I know, like Halle Berry and Jennifer

28:34

Garner and another actor as see any

28:36

Salma Hayek ever. Guess they all kind

28:39

of like rally together and and their

28:41

me where I mean they went to

28:43

like Congress or something. I'm really sucking

28:46

up the story, but I'm sort of

28:48

true and on the outskirts of truths

28:50

that they did file. A

28:52

claim and basically made it said the

28:55

paparazzi are not allowed to shoot photographs

28:57

of stars children if they're under eighteen

28:59

other adults and so that's why it's

29:01

like you see like you never see

29:03

anymore like a famous for a celebrity's

29:06

child and that all the said in

29:08

it's like. Like. They're

29:10

eighteen and it's just like are you say? Years

29:12

soda cruz. Surrey.

29:16

Look. Of: I don't know. Emma Thompson?

29:18

I don't know. Series analysis. But

29:21

yes, Sir Elton Grove. Soda

29:25

Cruz says of yeah like lathered Royal

29:27

Enfield. I think that like. Excuse.

29:30

Me like yours has but I haven't just

29:32

like more interested in the and may other

29:34

have negative like the child psychology behind it

29:36

legally. for Lila it's like oh like. Alameda.

29:39

Yeah, I'm a daddy way. I'm not to be that may like.

29:41

Why am I. That's why we letter and yeah, I

29:43

mean, it makes sense to me. With that are you would

29:46

do it like it's a weird thing. To.

29:48

Be like. Imax.

29:50

I just heard Billboard talking about this on the

29:52

podcast where he was like he kind of like.

29:55

Downplays: It with his kids

29:57

and blue son or daughter I think.

30:00

The damn. Why? Does everyone

30:02

know who you are? And he said

30:04

i'm old I know a lot of people That

30:06

was his answer. So and we're we're not going

30:08

that way. I was like that person saw daddy

30:10

being funny that so they say they're over or

30:12

he cites is it is a daddy at work

30:15

he said etti work. I. Like

30:17

that. I'm. Not attacking

30:19

bills response necessarily. Chooses

30:21

to do. It. It's also like when I leave

30:23

I go I'm going to be funny that is

30:25

going to make people laugh or whatever. but. He

30:28

became a mom When you may Deem Johnson has. A

30:31

purchase, two children and. Look

30:33

up though placards

30:35

instant. Instant Family

30:38

son Mark Wahlberg. Similar.

30:41

Discover that you must be friends with him

30:43

for Mccoy. Yeah because we're from boxes

30:45

isn't blasted hot the grants how the

30:48

creature from Boston to me a catalyst

30:50

for took me a second to find

30:52

but see I've always wanted to do

30:54

a move. My

31:02

favorite thing as you read me, My

31:04

Father I really want to do a

31:06

movie. I think

31:09

I could do something shirtless

31:11

show America sexier got something

31:13

he would say. We. Got

31:15

to show miracles Sex you are. With

31:19

had see that he is Uma

31:22

because you are people don't know

31:24

that. Judy Yeah she's fucking hot.

31:26

Ah do much. Do you. All

31:28

get together and practice your accent so that you can

31:31

turn it on and turn it off when you need

31:33

to. The Boston Accent. He.

31:36

Know I never had so it's always been

31:38

a phony baloney. Gone back to good one

31:40

sir. How you like them Apples side? How

31:42

do you like them Are. Some of

31:45

my favorite moments in movie history.

31:47

Square. Have you heard lucy Case bit

31:49

about it? Know how absurd it is? That.

31:51

Matt Damon wrote The Move Quickly. As

31:56

his characters they do another guys

31:58

do you like apples. I

32:00

know they got. he says yes,

32:02

I know, but he goes. I

32:04

got another. Like them,

32:07

apples only in a writer is

32:09

world. those stupid wouldn't be like

32:11

the need as long. As.

32:14

Because they were fifteen. I mean,

32:16

No, no I know when they wrote it. Yeah,

32:18

no no I understand why they would write it.

32:20

but like the fact I now I wouldn't happen

32:22

in reality there's no way that guy would be

32:24

like. Yeah. But Boston.

32:27

But. He was a harvest s and like lot

32:30

do. But. Also, I still wake

32:32

of when he said yeah he was

32:34

like. Know that that guy

32:36

deserves an Academy Award for

32:38

as yeah. That yeah because his

32:40

yeah weather like. Up

32:43

I know exactly his yeah is. Joe.

32:48

Perfect. That dude book that

32:50

part. Because. Of yeah now

32:52

what happened with you in Mark Wahlberg? I

32:56

mean like, what did you work on him with. Ah,

32:58

and Lizzie on Amazon have three

33:00

kings. Or yeah, get him gascons in

33:02

that. He is a paramedic

33:04

omega. how is that? When Mark Wahlberg

33:07

his release from torture and is quite

33:09

happy? As a different Cs

33:11

so you did. you work with Marks. Now.

33:14

But he met him and then we

33:16

didn't. episodes as a team scored and

33:18

so recently time. Together. Yeah,

33:22

I'm. I. Don't think here

33:24

of I mean I oh. I. Don't know that

33:26

I. Met a man Rosie Remember where you

33:29

might have shot movie? We don't you remember

33:31

one hundred percent? Raise most of them. I

33:33

mean, up until recently when I saw Conrad

33:35

go code and it's Paid! We. Made

33:37

a show together and. In he

33:40

like made yourself giteau but I always do

33:42

that. I always and it is I saw

33:44

because. And. I and then I hate

33:46

when people like do I know who you

33:48

fucking are. Innovative. Also can

33:50

uses understanding of ideas and actually doing

33:52

this for. I'm doing this for you.

33:54

Think I'd like going to love? Say

33:56

I You to? You know you were.

33:58

We. The name in

34:01

I Love My Resume. Me: To

34:03

stop it every which way.

34:05

Yeah, to stop telling me.

34:07

Met once six years ago

34:09

in an elevator. Oh.

34:12

I have a really good one but

34:14

I have a really terrific of us

34:17

is it was so great. Hello out

34:19

here I would. He remembers everything. Else

34:22

I was a coffee at a coffee shop

34:24

I never fucking those hills and I went

34:27

in I got the coffee or order the

34:29

coffee and as a young pretty girl who

34:31

is ringing the app and she has you

34:33

don't remember me. With but

34:35

instead and. Of. Legs and like. And

34:38

like. Bring it. Yeah, what? What

34:40

is why? Toll was years. I saved

34:42

your life. Or

34:45

your dog. Author over it's the

34:47

other parts of Europe twice a

34:49

day. On that was Amy. That Amy. Amy

34:52

and know soon I can't remember. we

34:54

do You? Really Okay I did. The

34:58

voice I. Was a

35:00

voice a character on an animated show.

35:03

So I'm in and out of a recording

35:05

booth and setting the stage. You know, it's

35:08

not like I'm on set for hours and

35:10

hours and hours of people. Okay, yeah, I'm

35:12

by myself in a glass box for like.

35:15

That's right an hour you don't see

35:17

them you're in a cop urine and

35:19

upright cough of yes for that our

35:21

to colds and is always to gold.

35:24

And then i like oh yes it

35:26

from in here and there and their

35:28

rule a with point is this young

35:30

girl to like I was the director

35:33

I'm. Alice, his and

35:35

his daughter and. And.

35:37

So is his daughters what she said which I

35:39

was like. First.

35:42

Of all the show was canceled. A

35:44

millennia ago. S

35:47

I met her. Which.

35:49

I'm assuming I did it was because he

35:51

kinda like work with her dad and then

35:53

we went. To I like force them

35:55

to have. Christmas. Day

35:58

and so. I think I'm better at the

36:00

Chris the Dirty, But honestly like. Just

36:02

don't do it. This like get

36:04

a remedial. Don't like, Don't ever say that.

36:08

Don't. Say why? Way I do it.

36:10

Maybe if I saved your life one summer.

36:13

You. Owe me that you don't remember

36:15

the didn't remember me at all as.

36:18

I did have the reader these studies

36:21

and for lopez lens of as a

36:23

little less hims it's been a very

36:25

popular most. Ignorant? Well I'd.

36:28

Say that's probably because I looked so

36:30

right up and pretty when they ran

36:32

into her again. Anyway, Abuse at. The

36:34

wedding planner. Give you

36:36

are feeling. Is a better. Than

36:39

L A but I'm not that girly amount

36:42

watching the where I have Xena. Ah,

36:45

Lila. Get a like that when using. This

36:48

is really. Gonna. Like thirty. I am thirty

36:50

so bet that's I did that thing

36:52

with with Jennifer Garner he friends with

36:54

in a Cncs. I didn't really get

36:56

to talk with her, man. But.

36:59

I hate that feeling when you're at the premier in there, right

37:01

there? In the like a minute

37:03

Vegas Nv I'm in business. Owner

37:07

of the Pain of being read. Over

37:09

there were there. Are

37:12

signs work together? To

37:16

move move was a year ago. And

37:18

it was a year ago. Different hair.

37:22

You are saying everything. I had different

37:24

air with his year ago. It. Was

37:31

my Arizona? Where

37:33

yeah I was him of Movie With You.

37:37

To be better though, adjusted a suicide bomber

37:39

that of boom Bill Bird with our Go

37:41

Mars podcast really enjoyed it as get a

37:43

tax bill and tell him that but then

37:46

it's what I'm trying to do is like

37:48

be a little bit more deliberate and I

37:50

really want your take on the can. Like

37:52

who? I'm not saying Bill probably would have

37:54

been like that. Thanks man as really my

37:56

yeah but I'm like. Instead,

37:59

I text. My friend who recommended it

38:01

to me. Just kind of

38:03

keeping it smaller systemic. the get

38:05

a party took your wife, touch

38:07

your friend that was in the

38:09

scene with you. maybe don't. Try

38:12

to get that little affirmation

38:14

has from Jennifer Garner. You.

38:17

Know we talked about this a lot on the

38:19

So you Got Journey Grow Lights jet. I was

38:21

in the movie to ensure that I know you're

38:23

in for alcohol swam. A huge fan of everything

38:25

you do. Guess what? If. That's true.

38:28

She'll come up to you. To. Support

38:30

to the hardware store for milk, to the grip

38:32

on. The

38:34

guess what? easier I. I

38:36

feel that way and I wonder

38:38

sometimes about like a. Like.

38:41

For me, why I wanted dell up

38:43

to that percent. As raised that like

38:45

requests and. And then I think when you

38:47

say like taxiway of taxes and out here you

38:49

know it's like that. But. We

38:51

are those. Premieres: To

38:53

mix and mingle and one of the things

38:56

just to flip and on of exit s

38:58

of agree with as that one reason to

39:00

maybe go to those vermeers is to either

39:02

be bill that you were in scenes with

39:04

and the be like hey we've ever seen

39:07

together but I love the movie especially if

39:09

that person is like a pretty certain the

39:11

film or something you know the word you

39:13

can say what did like I love the

39:15

experiences that was so gray. Had some of

39:18

your mind. That we didn't

39:20

get to me which is a bummer but I was

39:22

so excited to just like be in a movie with

39:24

you or something like says things like things like that

39:26

I was when my exists now. I. Wasn't was

39:28

a Kings The three kings waxes wiseman

39:31

know that bring Jesus Frankincense score than

39:33

Mccool against the not in the

39:35

movie. New things about us marine who

39:37

had even read it with a

39:39

whole time. I. I.

39:42

Didn't even realize. Silhouetted to me. To.

39:45

Honey ready to. S and they had to do

39:47

enough as it exists which he doesn't have because otherwise

39:49

they wouldn't have you. Seen I said to

39:52

honey put on more the idea came

39:54

here you. Know

39:56

and I'm said am I doing well?

39:58

We've won to get the three kings

40:01

bring in Jesus the guess we t

40:03

did. We were in. A We

40:05

had kings that are really. Weird, alone and

40:07

criminal. And she we should really not.

40:09

Talk about it and then read it and do

40:11

a cigarette like apart to and. I'm really trying

40:13

it out. A comeback. We

40:17

need to do a party though and the movie comes

40:19

out. Well. The movie will

40:21

be used in Christmas years November.

40:25

Is. That when it comes out here, you

40:27

know this. You. Don't. Facts.

40:33

I'm glad you know. Someone. Opened their emails

40:35

as. I don't think

40:38

I'm on any. oh maybe I am

40:40

ever real hard time looking at an

40:42

email that like more than three. You.

40:44

Know if it's more than three? Doomed.

40:47

Us: No, No, no, not people. But

40:49

it goes back and forth more than

40:51

three. Oh four, five, six seven. Yeah.

40:54

You're. Not going to him as a tip

40:56

as any. Industry professionals are listening

40:58

to the as Yes when you're

41:01

emailing an actor. Certainly thread. Which.

41:04

Uses as it could Save Save All

41:06

much harder all of our lives of

41:08

beauty this is and for the podcast

41:11

people want to reschedule things. Started

41:13

to start a new thread and the

41:15

subject of this new. Casually,

41:25

we're raised duty

41:27

Gross. And you

41:29

know that? Are

41:32

not going back. I

41:34

listen now. Judy.

41:37

Greer. like the i can't even think

41:39

of a subject of the one that

41:41

began the whole thing is the Old

41:43

Testament. I'm in the process Cel, I'm

41:46

in the future. I'm in the Book

41:48

of Mormon much out of. Your

41:51

make me go back to Leviticus

41:53

know it's doing. Know I'm going

41:55

by delivering it. Eats? Yeah, even

41:57

the hardest core Jews are reading

41:59

Leviticus. Air that

42:01

I know do so. Red Death

42:04

Ruth. On. To.

42:08

That has tag and as like a

42:10

teaser for the season of your podcast

42:12

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42:15

and ruined gross and in noted on

42:17

the buses assists the even grocers know

42:19

of how others his as are there

42:21

are new there weren't way we did

42:23

you get like the leaking like my

42:25

daughter will kiss me to the slimy

42:27

and oh. No No No No. You never

42:29

get slammed. Know. How

42:32

old did you? How old A Way. When I as

42:34

as well when I met them out and

42:36

twelve yeah so they were slamming. they were.

42:38

they were done flaming on humans. Yeah until

42:40

they started blaming and human for different reasons

42:43

and high school. but I was not getting

42:45

slammed on for those reasons thinks weird bless

42:47

his. The topic is. There

42:49

to. Literally. Now.

42:54

Clearly. Everyone

42:57

loves you. Went through

42:59

it. And we both

43:01

of my. Own

43:04

lawsuit is no Magnus as

43:06

you saw it and you

43:08

could have swipes it away.

43:10

You could swipe left. My

43:14

prize I'd known as I don't know

43:16

that is, I don't know which way

43:18

was little them. later I swipe Ireland

43:20

is yes, no. But now though, as

43:22

a slime drill, Into those like a

43:25

however they now twenty four and

43:27

twenty. Seven. Whoa.

43:29

Well, technically twenty three and when he

43:31

says he's going be twenty four next

43:33

week, so that helps. To. It's

43:35

Counts in fact, were taking that night to

43:37

celebrate his birthday. Where I phone or

43:40

until after. I know what a silly

43:42

people think I'm cheap. In.

43:45

The he would probably love that I'm the

43:47

local peasant. And Sherman Oaks. And or

43:49

know it's. It's a grand little place. I like

43:52

it. The reason I'd says it is because he

43:54

works in the valley but he lives over the

43:56

hill and I learned to make it easy for

43:58

him. so I was. I will. Why don't

44:00

we me after work near your

44:02

work so that you can just

44:04

zip on over. will have an

44:06

early dinner and. Bonus.

44:08

You'll miss traffic driving home. Then.

44:11

You can go home this is have

44:13

a bird baseline. With.

44:15

Someone else. This is how you parent adults.

44:17

You make their lives easy and you give

44:20

them money every time you see them and

44:22

then they want to hang out with. You

44:24

you win them over, see what was

44:26

your strategy coming in with a nine

44:28

minutes wells? And here's here's the girlfriend.

44:31

Ah, Me neither One of

44:33

the first time I met them about cupcakes.

44:36

From. Crumbs.

44:38

Is that even Scylla place? Them

44:40

moon ever heard of it? If they.

44:42

If. They are responsible

44:45

for the love of hood modern mammals on

44:47

a cupcake. It from groans I have to

44:49

say this. It's. In my contract

44:51

this this is not less my mail

44:53

of the sorry sooner. Now.

44:58

I'm getting snow. As a

45:00

crumb, compete for these massive cupcakes.

45:02

Okay, there were Sue and they you didn't

45:04

think there was a little sweaty or ham

45:06

fisted. Well my. Friends.

45:10

And lever a leading class since

45:12

by the way I'm in my

45:15

personal life as actively trying not

45:17

to ask. Questions. Anymore.

45:20

Leading questions, Like quizzes it. Like.

45:23

Some not supposed to. Be

45:25

like, share my opinion or give advice unless

45:27

ask for it like none of us are.

45:30

Awaited to serve. As a government

45:32

however as a says his recovery rate it's

45:34

great. So like we've been I regained his

45:36

own. Offer your advice or opinion unless someone

45:38

ask for it. Yeah, like a vampire right?

45:41

To get out of that I was you

45:43

come into my house. I completely agree. You

45:45

know I don't always live up to a

45:47

dilemma worry percent of me just giving advice.

45:49

Now we're like and seven hours were. Honestly,

45:52

I didn't want to give everyone I know all the

45:54

advice in the world. Semi southern out? yeah. Out

45:57

that side Yeah! love

45:59

advice. The new and. Even

46:02

when I don't ask for it. Sometimes when I'm

46:04

going through something, let's say I have an

46:06

arrow in my shoulder and then eventually I get

46:08

it out. And. Then someone is like

46:10

what the way you gotta, you gotta twisted way

46:12

move or sabbatical. Get on my why did you

46:15

tell me that? That's how I feel about advice.

46:17

That happens all the time. When

46:19

I grabbed the isn't what is the somewhat as I don't

46:21

mean to tell you I didn't get the arrow out. Yes,

46:24

In fact, I'm not trying to shit

46:26

on Bill Maher. but what I don't

46:28

like about him One of the things

46:31

that he does that unlimited say reminds

46:33

me of other people in his generation

46:35

like my father is that advice is

46:37

just you gotta dogs that shit like

46:39

that but did manage to. Our my

46:41

mom, My mom. It's like this and

46:43

so I compare. Guardsman. Honestly I get

46:45

real jews and like an area where little

46:47

embarrassed by dealt with it but I'm having.

46:49

I wanted to do the Matrix thing in

46:52

your mom does it to isolate. Is

46:54

what's the Matrix saying? You

46:56

sports with butter get a

46:59

dodge the as I like

47:01

the one that's that's. Movie

47:03

again and us And. I

47:06

put myself. In

47:08

trying to not does offer advice

47:10

and on ask for advice asking

47:13

questions that lead to me being

47:15

able to give the advice. Oh

47:17

and the drown it. Yeah, it's half

47:19

so I've been trying not to do that and I

47:22

don't remember why I brought this up. We were

47:24

timeout in recovery. This is

47:26

don't offer advice right that

47:28

Miami rings. Yeah, that's because

47:30

we're talking about my around.

47:33

I was saying just going off advice because I

47:35

really like that. what do you get? I'll

47:38

tell you I think I know you

47:40

get if you stop giving advice cause

47:42

some people he give it and there's

47:44

sort of in his herod condescension I

47:47

suppose. Yeah, there's like a it's certainly

47:49

presumptuous right? like I would like your

47:51

advice or and that can be triggered

47:53

presumptuous. That I should know better

47:55

how someone said do their lives.

47:57

And. The you know it in fact, Bill

48:00

Moyers. like as Bill Burr was talking about

48:02

how parents give advice and he's like how

48:05

do I know. You're better.

48:08

At parenting because that kids are older and is

48:10

a good but you might not have been good

48:12

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48:14

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48:17

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48:19

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48:21

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48:23

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52:07

about Arrested Development when you remember. What

52:11

do you remember from that drugs

52:13

used sealed a crazy woman services,

52:15

despite get he was wonderful, he

52:17

is any hell did this by?

52:19

Some. Out Wonderful. I mean, those two guys are amazing.

52:22

As an she wonders much.

52:25

Fun! It is amazing. I use

52:28

a genius I think he might

52:30

be he isn't sweetheart. Public that

52:32

gonna say? It's like he's too nice

52:34

for how how much of a genius

52:36

he. I know he's too good of

52:38

a percent he should sleep in a

52:40

cauldron. For being as funny

52:42

as his hair, for the shape of

52:45

a cauldron. Come

52:48

up with sleep a night cauldron.

52:51

A bigger Calder as he looks like

52:53

he wakes with the gentle some every

52:55

day. probably Mm has like as I

52:57

mean that is. yeah. And then

53:00

had to him. By his loving children who

53:02

kiss him but you know, And

53:04

that Luna not and on an

53:06

island less and less. Potent.

53:11

Oh I'm. Talking about

53:13

kids live in. Her

53:17

mid mid mid dismisses so sweetly

53:19

you didn't you are famous for

53:21

Yeah, Kitty, Say goodbye to the

53:23

legal entity migraine brag. Glasses

53:27

of days I. Would.

53:29

Only our your eyes or cross

53:32

me. Do It! Yeah.

53:36

I don't. I don't know why

53:39

I thought maybe it was. No.

53:53

Anyway, Hey,

54:00

can you still see me? I can. See.

54:15

More reserved video and whoop! I

54:18

can see to have everything. Mysticism.

54:21

So funny. Or

54:25

makes me laugh. I haven't seen a

54:27

good all I Target girls that have

54:29

laptops, junior hockey sense of. Your

54:34

day for the door! Hello

54:38

Elon! When are so

54:40

inclined of do a

54:42

pattern one tokyo drift down

54:44

to the and ah

54:46

what. What I got described it says it's

54:49

had a wandering eye and the i was wondering

54:51

all around but not like they never called to

54:53

see if I could do wandering eyes so I

54:55

show up in a like i can do a

54:58

wandering eye and they're like oh can you cross

55:00

your eyes I'm like I can cause I smell

55:02

like. Scrapes.

55:06

What was really funny is

55:08

that recently I don't as.

55:12

An island think of and of i need glasses

55:14

and as an optical shop and we were trying

55:16

on different frames and i was were my her

55:18

up and a laser like my friends i put

55:20

your her up and put the glasses on a

55:22

put your her down and that he was as

55:24

as as input your and it was like we

55:26

were doing the bit from arrested and the dude

55:28

as the glasses door was like. Like

55:30

he was is like. A. Kid Live is

55:33

happening like this is like. He was a big

55:35

Via uses. An and he was like a

55:37

killer is happening in my store with

55:39

the person who does lead glasses on

55:41

glasses off hair up her down because

55:43

the glasses back on. What

55:45

was I So much? Germany like?

55:48

What was? This is what was

55:50

the. Grazing.

55:56

Way of that whites. But I am

55:58

curious. what does that? audiences? Was

56:00

it tight? was it's fast Were

56:03

you in a machine? Was.

56:05

It loose. Was it creative?

56:07

We residents. Were you nervous?

56:09

Yes to everything. It was weird

56:11

as it was like things as

56:13

everyone was referring people are always

56:16

yelling out like say that, say

56:18

that. Good. As it was one of

56:20

the first said they did I mean I

56:22

was younger but it was one of the

56:24

for said they did were like we did

56:27

say or do anything and I was so

56:29

used to doing things. Are you like walk

56:31

on, stand in your mark, do the scene

56:33

touch the place is useless you know and

56:35

then you quiet. That

56:37

it. Was and it was also

56:39

one of the first leg that

56:41

sort of mockumentary styles showed. Hours

56:44

bag of were there was so that's. Over

56:46

them. All. That know. but it was.

56:48

but no one had really done that the we

56:50

had all these days whole that we had handheld

56:52

camera. do they two or three hand held camera

56:54

as if I can remember correctly. just like only

56:56

shooting so we could decide to go back and

56:59

say another line or like Mitt would yell something

57:01

like that judy do this or do together like

57:03

sitting on that line and and look down you

57:05

know to me like it's not really specific. That

57:07

sounds like have and but. It was so

57:09

it was. It was so fun because if

57:11

you said actually it was like. He

57:15

does it would they would his role until they had to stop.

57:17

And. Then we could and mentally to like keep

57:19

playing. At that point let me do really

57:21

that again Lily. I'm Lou. I literally side because

57:23

I was like. Those are the days. Of

57:26

the day I know so many things. Not

57:29

not anything specific. But

57:31

like so many things like even pod

57:34

guess it's like we'll forget that it

57:36

comes as be fun read, it gets

57:38

dried up and fridays his stupid. it's.

57:40

Saw really And I said. When you

57:42

get into it like the So Judd

57:44

Apatow style obviously is is similar, it's

57:46

like. Play. I wouldn't know,

57:50

Cut it out started back in.

57:54

The advice as hydrogen alligator coming I'm and

57:56

I said we're going to talk about I

57:58

agree the tv set as. Anyway, because

58:00

everything is that what he saw that movie. Nobody.

58:03

Nobody saw it but but I did. sort of. We

58:05

could you because I produced. A dead hit us and

58:07

he put it in a copy that. He could be

58:09

please. Oh. Please. Basically be. Than.

58:13

You actually your dog with sports better

58:15

to better voice. But. I

58:17

did you like this sub movies sell?

58:19

That says it. But. Those.

58:21

Are. Like some and and actually did I

58:24

did it Cameron Crowe movie a long

58:26

time ago called Elizabeth Town that also

58:28

and the glad people saw but says

58:30

that when. Myth we have that one

58:32

slip on. but. No comments.

58:35

I'm so. I don't

58:37

know. Who. Knows. He. Is

58:39

I am and I just wanted to prison.

58:41

Yeah, I feel like

58:43

that. The thing that was sad

58:45

about Cameron said. Was. That was

58:47

that Camera would yell. Cameron would yell things

58:50

out, he would play music and other how

58:52

can you do others these a go at

58:54

It is out like it's fine like I'm

58:56

I'm here to like make the mood make

58:58

the ceiling makes the seen him. I get

59:00

him a box of crumbs on

59:03

because it was incredible. And he

59:05

would be like over there was one seen it was

59:07

like my coverage for a big scene is like what

59:09

on doing here still like play. Whatever.

59:12

I wanted. He was. Under the same.

59:14

Guess like he would play the song

59:16

so that I could hear it. An

59:18

end to this day. I do that

59:20

Now you know we have these like

59:22

smartphones and these. These. Apps

59:24

We can listen to pretty much

59:26

anything spotify, Scrape don't typing maki markets

59:29

I saw me anymore. They have fuck

59:31

you up. That

59:33

guy's dead. I

59:35

killed Marky Mark I put his body and

59:37

the fuck and charles. So you

59:39

see Marky Mark To me, you'll be swimming with them. As

59:42

it is scary when he does it. Like

59:44

it. Like when it

59:46

was coming out of a dead. that. Some

59:49

I ah I did.

59:52

I. Did like. The. New

59:54

styles and I say idea when if we

59:56

have music or you played music in

59:58

a scene. The winter sale know.

1:00:02

Somehow he did it. and it didn't. He

1:00:04

dropped the sound. He didn't do it as a the

1:00:06

or. I have remember doing

1:00:08

it if I know and she just

1:00:10

was always. It was auto ferried cel

1:00:12

and it was always an end. So

1:00:14

again like back to Arrested Development like

1:00:16

I you know I didn't do that

1:00:18

many episodes so maybe a right like

1:00:20

me be Tony has a different experience

1:00:22

of the south. I know he does

1:00:24

by it's thirty am. Because.

1:00:27

I've spoken to him about it if we

1:00:29

were all day. Every we're not talking for

1:00:31

him and you talk to him once you

1:00:33

get him to say servo. Egg moves from a

1:00:35

dog new. York. I'm

1:00:37

but you know my experience was that that

1:00:40

it was like. It. Was very it

1:00:42

was a fast. It was funny. it was

1:00:44

like your anything goes do whatever you want

1:00:46

away on that though don't you? That's go

1:00:48

back to get indo do that like that.

1:00:50

That was fine. The I I really like.

1:00:52

Are you had a couple. I'm

1:00:55

don't remember specifically, but I'm assuming that he does

1:00:57

it. Will great

1:00:59

things I do find one of

1:01:01

the greatest are the greatest Typical

1:01:03

these is recreated environment of of

1:01:06

play. And I'm guessing

1:01:08

these creative endeavors? these things that are supposed

1:01:10

to be like dreams. Here. In Man

1:01:12

or like playgrounds or likes playing with

1:01:14

action figures or whatever. it's supposed to

1:01:16

be childlike and and filled with wonder. and

1:01:19

a lot of times the thing that

1:01:21

I have outlets and put it this

1:01:23

way, I've always wanted to be on a

1:01:25

thing where there's a blooper reel. And

1:01:28

that's arrested, you know, even though. It

1:01:30

is Arrested though. like Arrested is

1:01:32

almost the blooper reel. That's what

1:01:34

a media the show is. The blooper

1:01:36

reel I've just always and it hasn't

1:01:38

happened yet. Been. On a

1:01:40

show. Where. We're ruining takes

1:01:43

because we can't tell me

1:01:45

what your. though,

1:01:51

so tell me you probably ruined

1:01:53

some. Take some. Oh you mean are

1:01:55

think Chris a sense we ruined a you. But.

1:01:58

I mean because of what some like. The

1:02:00

Movie. And we were just ruining.

1:02:02

Probably. Like a hard that are advising. Their

1:02:06

I don't remember laughing it during a day. To.

1:02:09

You. As the we last three

1:02:11

other people's coverage to So Naughty.

1:02:13

We did an Earth.

1:02:16

When we were at the vacuum you are doing

1:02:18

the for ten lighting thing we were out of

1:02:20

control. The well we were there low me say

1:02:22

that if you're going to be an hour to

1:02:24

not cool in the back rally we're not cool.

1:02:27

We. Were Naughty. I. Don't remember a

1:02:29

single time when I remember

1:02:31

when the kids. We.

1:02:34

Were saying swear words and seven chemo

1:02:36

like we came here. He l. The

1:02:39

out after twat it hitler

1:02:41

tubs going us without Really

1:02:43

enjoyed. yeah and same you.

1:02:45

Amlin told us not to say can't. I

1:02:52

think. No one was

1:02:55

around. I wanna say it was just

1:02:57

love it was just you and me

1:02:59

and my saw we. Make sign. But

1:03:02

we were like others. Are

1:03:04

saying. I usually say a naughty naughty

1:03:06

flourish and you look for sound guy

1:03:09

to see him laugh or. Yeah,

1:03:11

that's the fun of. Right? And I

1:03:13

was. By the way, if I was

1:03:15

a sound guy, I would learn how

1:03:17

to never laugh so that people would

1:03:19

keep talking and. Yeah,

1:03:21

like Robert Durst. India?

1:03:24

Yes! The was her name. Can

1:03:27

him that have said that? The Jinx. Yeah,

1:03:29

I don't. Yes, I can handle it. No, I

1:03:31

haven't watched it. I'm enjoying

1:03:33

it's. The and says.

1:03:36

What? I remember from shooting a movie. Where.

1:03:39

Was in Winnipeg plans use. I remember

1:03:41

really feeling seem because I was struggling

1:03:43

towards the end. Yeah like Pete needs

1:03:45

to do a Tv show in our.

1:03:48

He's. He's not made for this

1:03:50

with some by rude and on a

1:03:53

know I have seen. We were in

1:03:55

Winnipeg for two months yes and no

1:03:57

matter how many times my family came

1:03:59

out or I snuck litter trips how

1:04:02

yeah when I think about that apartment

1:04:04

am grateful for the work Dallas and

1:04:06

Lionsgate Everybody I really am. But.

1:04:08

When I think about that apartment and

1:04:11

how dark it was and how freezing

1:04:13

cold it was, I got real. Stock.

1:04:16

And the happy times where when I was

1:04:18

on set but they were like thirteen other

1:04:20

hours of yeah yeah, and it got really

1:04:23

rough for me. So here's my question for

1:04:25

Judy Greer though you are. For

1:04:27

you are made for it like you

1:04:29

do thrive sale realms and making them.

1:04:31

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1:04:33

secret! Ah, I've

1:04:49

minutes. Image of

1:04:51

a cross The I. Know

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I only recently gotten into Steps In and

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you've. Got your get a out. You

1:05:08

live on sanity. Why

1:05:14

that little Carol Burnett? Rise

1:05:19

am I? Is

1:05:24

a real are you on sticking it to that

1:05:26

help you and your no. I didn't take

1:05:29

it, I was kidding am but is

1:05:31

it? But I wonder if. Well.

1:05:33

There's maybe lots of reasons, but.

1:05:37

And an elite. What

1:05:41

is What Do you mean? I was. Hearing that's

1:05:44

an even I think those are. Seems to

1:05:46

be a corollary. There is. An element of

1:05:48

like I'm used to. Like

1:05:51

I. Don't know that it's big, like

1:05:54

only only children are really good at

1:05:56

being alone, but like there's an element

1:05:58

as like. And. Mean as that may. But

1:06:01

creating little life for myself? Yes,

1:06:04

I tend to bloom were implanted which

1:06:06

may or may not have any to

1:06:08

do with being an only child that

1:06:10

like when I get somewhere I'm like

1:06:12

I rearrange the furniture I like I

1:06:14

you know the candles and legs, throw

1:06:16

pillows and like I'm not against like

1:06:18

going and buying some decorate decorative items.

1:06:20

Yeah for an apartment or a hotel

1:06:22

room I have to. Be a door the same

1:06:25

time. You remind me of the show alone. I.

1:06:27

Mentioned alone in oil but the a lot of

1:06:29

the women. Do. Better than the

1:06:31

men and it's because the first thing they do

1:06:33

as they make the space their own were alone.

1:06:35

Oh from them notice you live in the woods

1:06:38

it's crazy is one. This is a show your

1:06:40

love it. Unscripted Ray that on.

1:06:42

who? I don't watch unscripted television

1:06:44

as a rule because they're taking

1:06:46

our jobs sell as a bit.

1:06:49

Oh that any am alone and

1:06:51

hula. I. Don't watch reality tv because I'm

1:06:53

better than ideal because it makes me

1:06:55

feel better. Hilarious. I get better and

1:06:57

you cannot. And mermaid you either get I

1:07:00

feel better than by not watching it.

1:07:02

You feel better than it by watching

1:07:04

at an early. As a guy like that.

1:07:06

Too. Slowly.

1:07:11

Survive that. I'm

1:07:17

eighteen hours later, Of

1:07:21

billions a mists of that

1:07:23

other the movies as rather

1:07:25

than that I target those

1:07:27

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was. Pizzas. Domino's. Lemon Lemon

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Dominoes. We eight Nineteen Eighty Five.

1:07:40

A tense. You know that's

1:07:42

for from potentially be know it's great. Deal.

1:07:44

Mister Reagan. Are. I

1:07:47

repeat, the Dead Zone. Don't get me

1:07:49

started on I do like asking now

1:07:51

that I'm a big American feel proud

1:07:53

of myself. Again, I like asking vegetarians

1:07:55

why they won't just. Kinda

1:07:58

the other side. Why did. There's like

1:08:00

a little three and fence as you're

1:08:02

right and you could have the full

1:08:05

I know, damn it I know of

1:08:07

animal rights support love hundred percent all

1:08:09

the environmental things new like a blogger

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bernard killing him through whatever you want

1:08:14

like I had One reason why. But

1:08:16

then you'd wanna talk about the him as. A Oh no, I

1:08:18

like to argue about it. We can talk

1:08:20

about. You. Know when I didn't

1:08:22

like I remember when I wasn't of even i hate

1:08:24

is because I was like god yeah and I know

1:08:27

you're right. I was like. Way

1:08:29

and. You mean when I was eating meat

1:08:31

near Britain's. Ah, Yeah, no

1:08:34

I didn't care that emanate I'll It's

1:08:36

like was. No, I know you didn't much. Like

1:08:38

I'm not not that kind of resisting. If

1:08:40

you really need to send a set up

1:08:42

though it out. Yeah. I

1:08:44

can't I think I wrote a joke about

1:08:46

that opinion and viewers are willing unless sick

1:08:49

and the your stabbing is like is this.

1:08:52

Is to all of me like it's it's just

1:08:54

a game we play to make yourself feel better.

1:08:56

But it doesn't make me feel better as this of

1:08:58

they have a good. I really do it if. It

1:09:00

isn't like. Kill. It. Eat it. I

1:09:03

Greece. Words.

1:09:06

Over why don't you just go? By the

1:09:08

way, The

1:09:10

flavors friendly. Why you don't to step over the

1:09:13

the time. I know, I. I

1:09:15

mean. The answer is beaches

1:09:17

because people below Vinci's. I was

1:09:19

signed with that. She's a really long

1:09:21

time and she's actually has a chemical

1:09:23

in it's that creates. I guess it's

1:09:25

still the mean in the brain so it is

1:09:28

like a drug see and when new wean yourself

1:09:30

off of see is that you have to do

1:09:32

like zither it when I it's not over this

1:09:34

know it's to so so there's a chemical the

1:09:36

eerie makes it's like a good feeling chemical I'm

1:09:39

in a suitable mean but I can't really like

1:09:41

and and so. Metre. Oxy Oxycontin

1:09:43

That's. Why we

1:09:46

mix and rates and but ah but when

1:09:48

you stop eating it you will crave that.

1:09:50

The are crazy You will crave it, will

1:09:52

drop it and then one day you will

1:09:55

know. So the trick to not eating cheese

1:09:57

is to not eat cheese. Yeah like. It.

1:10:00

Right decision to get through at? yeah. It's you.

1:10:02

Get her, It's. The same of quitting smoking,

1:10:04

quitting, drinking? Yes, Yeah, When you

1:10:06

realize that your brain is just

1:10:08

kind of like running out a

1:10:10

program like a resistance program and

1:10:12

it will end. Yeah. That happened

1:10:14

so you went off. She's yeah the

1:10:16

weekend for a long time now. And

1:10:19

then he went. Well what is it at

1:10:21

at really know? I can't say enough. What

1:10:23

is in the spirit of Friendship? Knowledge? months?

1:10:26

What is it? The keeps you on the bedside?

1:10:29

I'm. Ah, laziness

1:10:31

and also I'm this is

1:10:33

so, but I don't think

1:10:35

it's boring. I shouldn't say

1:10:37

that I'm. There. Is

1:10:39

a thing that happens in a woman's when

1:10:42

a woman is in her late forties, early

1:10:44

sixties, So and ten years

1:10:46

were talking earlier. Ah, I'm

1:10:48

in appeared Ban Harry. I'm.

1:10:50

Paying now and that like when you're

1:10:52

you're paying Perry my deposit. Many pies

1:10:55

like your whole body when you're a

1:10:57

woman. Like there you go through this

1:10:59

like second puberty. Tyler Perry. Menopause

1:11:01

Moon? Yeah! Perry. Minimize Tyler

1:11:03

Perry Men have had. Put aside their paramount

1:11:06

oppose I make it sound like you said it. Yeah,

1:11:08

I've in his before you

1:11:10

hit Menopause. Prevent A place is like

1:11:12

ten years. You have a ten year window

1:11:14

before you hit like was exist or twenty

1:11:16

funky. Things started to shift and will

1:11:18

sell. This always is attending things that happen

1:11:21

in this period which for some women can

1:11:23

be like ten years with for some women

1:11:25

it can never happen at all. Says like

1:11:27

one day or periods that some women it's

1:11:29

a few years sick. Every single person is

1:11:32

different. Bias. But. Only to talk

1:11:34

about that rubber But when they I will

1:11:36

talk about his protein and. X.

1:11:42

Or that's about protein all day long. The

1:11:46

protein. Know

1:11:51

when it's a whole movie without me

1:11:53

knowing that if you do that? Our

1:11:55

lab so ours also. Like if you are

1:11:57

being like pill he like sundays you were pillay. Never

1:12:00

Sunday evening when I say when we go

1:12:02

home. Without and then I could have a my

1:12:05

Pete. He.

1:12:09

Has the i can only. Do the darkness

1:12:11

of Winnipeg good have been shielded

1:12:13

away? We needed. To get you a special

1:12:15

light. Bulbs knew. You

1:12:18

were still at a happy sometimes, but. Since

1:12:20

we're so happy when my family

1:12:22

woods is going to work. Some

1:12:24

days you're going without and I stayed up as

1:12:26

I wrote. Us about your yeah, that's

1:12:28

true. that's true. Live on your thing

1:12:31

know bathrooms. But my my true

1:12:33

may easiest fastest answer is laziness

1:12:35

because of the protein snow tires.

1:12:37

It was getting to a point where I was

1:12:40

getting really busy and I dislike. I. Needed

1:12:42

to get more protein in my body

1:12:44

because I was getting fat. Interesting.

1:12:47

Oh What? I didn't the you consider.

1:12:50

Yeah, you're getting rid of you Reading lot of carbs and. Yeah

1:12:52

yeah, I wasn't being a

1:12:54

careful like beings egan. Tricky

1:12:57

as you can be. Lena Dunham as

1:12:59

a term of bread. Reagan. He

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does Iraqi and meat and drink hogan have links on

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of and size and be the. Idea. Of.

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1:13:08

be don't and there's not a Marxist

1:13:10

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1:13:12

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joke with his head on the cone.

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agree. I don't feel as strongly about. It

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why know which one is your dad working

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tell me about it, didn't read answers season

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don't know. the knitting one way or the

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the riches. Or in the niches. And

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they get stitches and they get

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the ditches. Yeah, they. End up and

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it's. As we were talking about being an only child,

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Xanax and survive in the film set. But we're also

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talking about. Have.

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To Carry. I don't think I've ever

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looks to get his Dad's a new

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are we talking about You remember. Ah

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well we were of our leg making a

1:21:46

place your own were tell you that.

1:21:48

Other show our own reality tv that the

1:21:51

women. Alleys, you better because they and me

1:21:53

naked. There's and that's so you requesting.

1:21:55

Yeah, you got a nest. But here's

1:21:57

what we're learning. Nestlings.

1:21:59

Not. You know, Like.

1:22:02

You think it's optional? You're actually

1:22:04

go insane if you don't. Human

1:22:07

beings need it. And here as an

1:22:09

example of a man who went insane and a

1:22:11

woman who didn't know. that soon as i

1:22:13

was is moving the couch like close to

1:22:15

the T v to so. Now

1:22:17

I write your At my last hotel

1:22:19

room I was in for three weeks,

1:22:21

I rearranged. All the furniture it was very easy.

1:22:24

And they like had to cover some of the

1:22:26

art work and. For it on a plumber for

1:22:28

turning around. So. You're

1:22:30

on a plane as on. People.

1:22:33

Israelis. Farting all the time

1:22:35

on a plane significant anymore. it isn't

1:22:37

anything. New threat to the room

1:22:39

as a headphones and to so it's it's open

1:22:42

season And now he made his oh dear. Skill.

1:22:45

Of a large a half. Hour but I

1:22:47

remember like I was sleeping. I

1:22:51

was sleeping. Of.

1:22:54

A sudden they look up to the

1:22:56

sound sound with me as. And.

1:23:01

Before. He could open my eyes to

1:23:03

look around at were that a sound could

1:23:05

have come from. I

1:23:07

realize the sound him. From me. And.

1:23:12

I. Could that. Open last for

1:23:14

the rest of the flight because I knew.

1:23:18

That I just had our so

1:23:20

rid of live without. I just

1:23:22

like this. Sleep.

1:23:25

Without. How people sleep.

1:23:27

Tense. Tense. I'm.

1:23:30

Not too tense. There was one part of the good.

1:23:33

a bit a little more done. Oh, I

1:23:35

wish I would have been sleeping in a

1:23:37

more ten slate and I was like a

1:23:40

like head i just sit that big of

1:23:42

a plane. For. The most part, you

1:23:44

don't really sleep that deeply. No. No,

1:23:47

so it's athletes. To

1:23:49

have sleep. which is why a

1:23:51

tiny little toot could potentially. Ruin.

1:23:55

Oh yeah for sure. Whereas

1:23:57

maybe that to. In.

1:23:59

The North. Oh. Sleeping.

1:24:01

Situation in a bed. And

1:24:04

when a goofy and. Rem. Sleep. Rem

1:24:06

sleep you not noticing the to let your that

1:24:08

your new dream and like balloons are popping but

1:24:10

you don't know what's happening in the real world

1:24:13

so trail right yeah. Popcorn.

1:24:15

Popping. Up.

1:24:20

And will say I still remember the face

1:24:22

of the steward who woke me up. It

1:24:24

was like a five a fly. You that?

1:24:26

it's? it. your pants. Sir.

1:24:29

I'm so sorry for you see if

1:24:31

system that believes it in Sir Sweet

1:24:34

may have a compliment. New pair of

1:24:36

United trousers Athena shooting at him to

1:24:38

sleep in a small better. To the

1:24:40

each said wraparound. Your junk

1:24:42

asleep shirt Their long shirts

1:24:44

to cover your but. Move

1:24:47

as I know may have those assigned a

1:24:49

flight where the like gave him a search

1:24:51

engine too late for the flight. I'm not trying

1:24:53

to be funny. I. Felt like that's

1:24:55

what's happening on like the Saudi airlines

1:24:57

like big if you like stuff that

1:24:59

other ones are giving you a Guthrie button,

1:25:01

very long night sure nature and maybe

1:25:03

a candelabra. Maybe

1:25:05

when his lap and everyone has

1:25:08

the harpsichord views of the times.

1:25:10

So you don't mind shooting movies

1:25:12

month after month because you were

1:25:14

doing our movie and then you're

1:25:17

like after this I'm going to

1:25:19

shoot this other movie with Emma

1:25:21

Thompson. Yeah. And you are

1:25:23

excited! Yeah, I was at a point where if

1:25:25

I. Was. Booked

1:25:28

a movie for a week after the

1:25:30

movie were doing and would have one

1:25:32

hundred percent said no yeah and you

1:25:34

just tarzan find to the next one

1:25:37

Yes! How you

1:25:39

do it When I know

1:25:41

you nest I now he

1:25:43

surrenders. Gowdy Just love

1:25:45

it. I. Love it! I.

1:25:48

Love that! New do love it! Yeah.

1:25:50

And there's like. There's.

1:25:53

Always reasons to. There's. a

1:25:55

reason to go there's a reason to not dollars reason

1:25:57

to say as there is it as an array but

1:25:59

like All the reasons like saying

1:26:01

no because like, yeah, I just wrapped a movie.

1:26:03

I was already gone for two months. I really

1:26:05

miss my husband. I really miss my dog. I

1:26:07

really miss my house and my friends and my

1:26:10

life in Los Angeles. But then like the reason

1:26:12

to say yes outweighed,

1:26:15

not that the reasons to say yes were more

1:26:17

important than those reasons in a big

1:26:19

picture, but it's like it

1:26:21

is my job to act. So

1:26:24

sometimes I have to take

1:26:26

jobs that are jobs and sometimes I

1:26:28

get to like be an artist and

1:26:30

this one was like I

1:26:33

felt like, oh my gosh, like I'm being an artist

1:26:35

in a perfect world. I would have started it three

1:26:37

months after our movie. Right.

1:26:39

But that never happens to me. And

1:26:42

it turns out that everything

1:26:44

was melting and we needed to be outside. So it was really good

1:26:46

that we started when we did, but like

1:26:49

weather wise and stuff. I

1:26:51

also really like it and you

1:26:53

know, I've made a life for

1:26:56

myself where I don't have a

1:26:58

little kid at home. I don't. Yeah.

1:27:01

So I- You can be an assassin. I

1:27:04

can be an assassin. Which is awesome. You

1:27:06

are tremendous and on one of the

1:27:09

days, a lot of

1:27:11

my scenes, again, Dallas, I'm not complaining.

1:27:13

That's the director. But a lot of my scenes weren't

1:27:16

heavy lifting. On the one

1:27:18

day that you were in the scene doing a

1:27:20

heavy lifting, meaning like a big chunk

1:27:22

of dialogue, you had a

1:27:24

scene and I was just there. But

1:27:27

I got to watch you act very

1:27:29

close. I was very close. I'm pretty

1:27:31

sure, I'm 100% sure

1:27:34

that afterwards I was like, that was

1:27:36

a privilege and I really meant that.

1:27:38

Oh. And you really were doing, I

1:27:41

really do admire like real actors. I'm not saying

1:27:44

I'm not a real actor, but there's like dyed

1:27:46

in the wool actors. I like to act. I

1:27:48

like to perform. But I

1:27:50

can, I don't know. I was watching you and I was like,

1:27:52

well, she's really,

1:27:55

I don't know what's

1:27:57

your secret. I really do mean like what are

1:27:59

some- some of the great things, because

1:28:01

going back to what we started with, Planet

1:28:04

of the Apes, just kidding, just

1:28:06

start listing movies, but you've

1:28:08

consistently worked, so the jury's out,

1:28:11

man, you're very, very good. What

1:28:13

are the things that, I

1:28:16

don't wanna say the top five, but what are the things that you picked

1:28:19

up along the way that

1:28:22

you try to absorb into yourself

1:28:24

that makes you so good at acting?

1:28:26

That's a really long one. By the

1:28:28

way, it's a very, very lovely compliment,

1:28:30

so thank you. I loved it. Thank

1:28:32

you. But every take was different, and

1:28:35

I believed you. You

1:28:37

were one of those, people ask me, how did you cry

1:28:39

in that scene? And I'm like, well, I was remembering this

1:28:41

time, and you were

1:28:44

always like, I just, you

1:28:46

didn't even say my character, you'd just be like, I just

1:28:48

really wanna get this pageant going. That's

1:28:51

the story of the movie. But all the

1:28:53

great actors I know, you go like, how

1:28:55

did you make yourself connect to

1:28:58

that scene so well? And they were like, they'd

1:29:00

just say the character's reason. Yeah. And

1:29:02

that's what I would see in you.

1:29:05

Thank you. I'm

1:29:10

just looking for any acting tips, but

1:29:13

really, more than tips, just like,

1:29:16

not more than tips, I am looking for tips, but when

1:29:19

did you start to click? Who

1:29:21

taught you, and what did you learn, or

1:29:23

what did another actor tell you? Well, I

1:29:26

guess I feel like

1:29:28

I got, weirdly I feel like I got better

1:29:30

when I met my husband, and

1:29:32

I think it's because I felt

1:29:35

very tortured before

1:29:37

I met him, and there was

1:29:39

a happiness, and a lightness,

1:29:42

and a really true love, and

1:29:45

I sound really, probably like, this

1:29:47

is an eye roll to your listeners,

1:29:49

but, and watchers. But,

1:29:53

like, there was something that was

1:29:56

real in my life. This

1:30:00

felt. Like I

1:30:02

had to protect it And. And

1:30:04

I don't know. That feeling was

1:30:07

like an explosion of love that

1:30:09

made me. Be. Able

1:30:11

to find compassion. For.

1:30:13

All these made up people that I

1:30:15

play because eight. I think either

1:30:17

people have that I love that they're trying to

1:30:20

protect or they want that kind of love and

1:30:22

they can't get it and. Do.

1:30:24

I know, maybe is everything. Jobs it's

1:30:27

door or more than adorable

1:30:29

is wonderful. But that's also like

1:30:31

to say like oh I'm upset or I'm

1:30:33

like feeling emotionally disney character really love the

1:30:35

Christmas pageant did allow. It's like. Like.

1:30:38

I think it's. Yes, that's it.

1:30:40

But also, you know there were

1:30:43

these kids that everyone hated anywhere

1:30:45

like actually like. Fucking mean do

1:30:47

these kids like these kids liked. The movie

1:30:49

is funny and beautiful and late. I haven't

1:30:51

seen it yet but those of the things

1:30:53

that and me that's on the page that

1:30:55

it was like so beautifully written and like

1:30:57

a really like touching story but it's like

1:30:59

the other crysis hasn't these bad kit the

1:31:01

of bad kids in town and they shouldn't

1:31:03

be in the pageant but know they have

1:31:05

to be the peasant and it's like but

1:31:07

would you really really like break down just

1:31:09

like the true on it's like story as

1:31:11

it like these kids don't have a home

1:31:13

basically they don't have parents your you don't

1:31:15

have anyone providing for them. Everyone in town

1:31:17

is mean to them, know they're totally on

1:31:19

their own and that's fucking awful. I

1:31:21

agree a subsidy more. I dropped him

1:31:23

off to them an old house our

1:31:26

hard for me to be a. Hero.

1:31:28

Find the face. I mean, I think. Sometimes

1:31:31

that like. Winner. And like when

1:31:33

I see great. Performances: On stage.

1:31:35

I like more. Blown away by that

1:31:38

in some ways because you really have

1:31:40

to submit a lotta shit. There's when

1:31:42

we're in a movie as a year

1:31:44

walking up to this disgusting how's. It's

1:31:46

really there. It's. They are you don't have to like

1:31:48

and. For fun cause I'm

1:31:50

going to throw this out you. To.

1:31:53

Throw So there's his retirement. It

1:31:55

was a book soapy, my nor

1:31:57

would I mobile degrees Christmas present

1:31:59

and and. And that's the movie. Is it the

1:32:01

best Christmas pageant ever? Or the greatest?

1:32:05

I thought it was the greatest, but maybe

1:32:07

it's the best. The best Christmas. It is

1:32:09

the best. I fucked up. No, you

1:32:11

didn't. So anyway, there's a scene

1:32:13

where we're watching, it doesn't matter, it's

1:32:16

an emotional thing. Yeah. And they're pushing

1:32:18

in. Pushing in means the

1:32:20

camera's slowly on a dolly on tracks, moving

1:32:22

towards both you and I. Yeah.

1:32:26

And take after take, three takes. We're

1:32:28

watching and we're supposed to be blown

1:32:31

away. Yes. By the

1:32:33

beauty. By the beauty. Yeah. And

1:32:35

what we're actually looking at is

1:32:38

the shiny bald head of the camera operator.

1:32:41

That was our eye line. Doug.

1:32:44

Doug. I'll go with it. I

1:32:46

called him secretly buff. Because

1:32:48

one day he was wearing a t-shirt and I was like,

1:32:51

Jesus Christ. No money. So secret buff

1:32:53

is moving in. Eye

1:32:55

line means where you're supposed to look to make it look

1:32:57

like you're looking at the stage. So

1:32:59

there's no music actually playing, pretty sure. Oh no.

1:33:02

And there's nothing to actually look at. No.

1:33:06

So I'm going to challenge you and say in that

1:33:08

scene, I was thinking about

1:33:10

Leela being old enough to be in

1:33:12

a pageant and how much that will

1:33:14

mean to me. But I'm

1:33:17

going to say two out of the

1:33:19

three takes I was able to get like tears and

1:33:21

you did it every single

1:33:23

time. So I'm going to slap aside

1:33:25

your idea that you're in the movie

1:33:27

and it's actually happening because you and

1:33:29

I looked at a bald secretly buff

1:33:31

head over and over and over

1:33:33

and I was really blown away that you were doing

1:33:35

it every single time. But we had watched

1:33:38

the pageant for like a full day. But

1:33:40

that makes it worse. You watch a baby

1:33:42

deer be born over and over and over. You

1:33:45

stop getting aroused eventually.

1:33:47

Look, your heart goes away. You

1:33:54

know, after five, six, seven, eight

1:33:56

births, Eight squirty deer

1:33:58

births. I'm

1:34:03

dizzy and. There's a

1:34:05

side dancing and eight more guardians of the Gods.

1:34:07

I haven't seen it where you are in that.

1:34:11

I was a voice and yes, I've always. Yeah.

1:34:13

I'm just gonna be home time you

1:34:15

run a green screens are going to

1:34:18

tell us by know you have his

1:34:20

pipes and p of the apes principally

1:34:22

were you gotta keep up That went

1:34:24

out with Planet down Eat planets gone

1:34:27

Okay. P. P L A.

1:34:29

Say the pier, The Apes. So. You

1:34:31

had to act with a lot of t both. Yeah

1:34:34

I mean we were all wearing like

1:34:36

velcro body suits and like we had

1:34:38

weird helmets on our heads and like.on

1:34:41

our faces and. Review An ape? Yeah.

1:34:45

How dare you. And kill his even

1:34:47

had to tell you that. Sorry

1:34:49

record. I let

1:34:51

out. But I feel like we're

1:34:53

bread. I do not lie, retailers.

1:34:57

Who can be telling and it's know you

1:34:59

were in a sewer of they gave. We

1:35:02

were apes. Are

1:35:04

you are real apes? I was

1:35:07

acting like a real ape. And you had

1:35:09

to act as I know you were

1:35:11

like on a surgical. Lean

1:35:13

soundstage had you do that?

1:35:17

What's your secret there? And

1:35:20

you know Andy Serkis like oh my

1:35:22

seen the we saw he gone. Yeah,

1:35:26

but. He's also Caesar. I.

1:35:28

Know is is or of and as I like calling

1:35:30

where Wahlberg Murky Market isn't going to be referred to

1:35:32

l. I know, I think he does a

1:35:34

Eisner like the as he played Gone That.

1:35:36

Video of as Yeah. I'm by.

1:35:39

Like. Remember Caesar Salad? Obsession! We both

1:35:41

love Caesar Salad. We had every set

1:35:43

aside and will. Be and you know what

1:35:45

I do. We are. Essentially.

1:35:49

Caesar. Salad. Zelda Zoega the

1:35:51

early sales. Tiramisu. Lives

1:35:54

are we ever hear of? As

1:35:56

into every Caesar salad with a

1:35:58

vague and everything. There every

1:36:00

caesar and Caesar salad is

1:36:02

a tiramisu of the perform

1:36:05

ill it as you nail

1:36:07

a. Salad Of this Allen Carr's spelt

1:36:09

what are you eating now that you can't

1:36:11

have Caesar Salad you begin: Caesar Salad. You're

1:36:13

going to Vegas. Zeiler Over good that. The

1:36:16

Romain lettuce with olive oil is not the

1:36:18

same. Love. Visiting rights as

1:36:20

a cost was that some newts with

1:36:23

newts nutritional easy and it's use Yes

1:36:25

sir. So sad when you talk about

1:36:27

it. but don't give a fuck dude,

1:36:29

tell me why your back and give

1:36:32

have been like air. You know what?

1:36:34

Am I screwed? users? I'm. Roberta.

1:36:37

Sparrow. But it's that he's like said

1:36:39

that he does have a circle of

1:36:41

things that you love in a family

1:36:43

and friends. Because and you know sometimes

1:36:45

a circle. desserts expand and I was

1:36:47

like that said. That's right, it feels

1:36:49

good to love, not perfect. Know.

1:36:52

Another things I'm doing that are fucking

1:36:54

over animals everyday. Yeah, I'm eating restaurants

1:36:56

that serve animals so my money goes,

1:36:58

sir. You are not perfect.

1:37:01

I can argue that play a little that

1:37:03

head as if you if everyone let's see

1:37:05

the restaurant in every line buys all the

1:37:07

vegetarians it on the menu and nobody buys.

1:37:09

and yeah the meat on the menu. they're

1:37:12

going to start ordering less Me: Supply

1:37:14

and. Iraq.

1:37:16

But I hope and. I

1:37:19

can actually take that further though. Because

1:37:21

I've heard the argument that animals

1:37:23

only exists because we're breathing, Room

1:37:26

says they give you save animals.

1:37:28

You're actually not saving animals. You're

1:37:30

preventing the conception of the animal.

1:37:33

I don't have that's true, but I've heard that

1:37:35

argument is like it's not like if we stop

1:37:37

eating enough meet will just start seeing cows hanging

1:37:40

out. And

1:37:42

read more Breeding these animals to

1:37:44

eat. Know, I know, but they

1:37:46

only exist because we're breathing room. Though,

1:37:50

because. You think they'll be a nice

1:37:52

cow village? Let

1:37:54

me sometimes. But the thing is, I. Love

1:37:57

He says it has some loose cows. Here

1:38:00

and how the chickens. Are gods two chickens in

1:38:02

the wild? My dog would fuck up

1:38:04

a chicken. My dog has caught our

1:38:06

chickens. There's another nice begun lupul a

1:38:08

me now because I have chickens and

1:38:10

those that are gonna mess have lives

1:38:12

better than some dignitaries and in third

1:38:14

world country I would eat my tic

1:38:16

as I do not have and is

1:38:18

that rev up to said Baghdad lives.

1:38:20

But I would he like of I it's again I

1:38:22

would eat it's eggs and I actually don't know if

1:38:25

I would even have a problem that blake. Sitting

1:38:27

there chicken. In the to

1:38:29

an eating the cow that I raised

1:38:31

i don't know I am plate I

1:38:33

I think that there's a relationship to

1:38:35

me that we have last. Year

1:38:38

and so avatar style. Which.

1:38:40

Is really does a movie about Native Americans are know

1:38:43

that money and be an. Amateur.

1:38:46

I mean, if heard of and I'm not eighty,

1:38:48

it's. And be seen it.

1:38:55

I've never seen. I'm not even gonna

1:38:57

say the movie I haven't same Star

1:38:59

Wars. Worse. Indiana

1:39:02

Jones. Just a glue on that

1:39:05

ride yesterday. Wasn't. Ready for it?

1:39:07

Oh. I've never

1:39:09

seen in it's entirety sind

1:39:12

lose list. Worse.

1:39:15

For. Summer. Regard

1:39:19

Bar. Or.

1:39:24

The Godfather, to The Godfather or

1:39:26

all. Right the night

1:39:28

Valerie and I met. My

1:39:31

beloved bride. Yes, we bonded over the

1:39:33

fact that neither of us has seen

1:39:35

The Godfather the night we met. we

1:39:37

made a pact to never see it.

1:39:40

And we haven't seen. I

1:39:42

had always yeah and I've

1:39:44

never even been tempted to

1:39:46

see at I'm gonna tell

1:39:49

you I have impacted my

1:39:51

dad just loves they committed

1:39:53

some this on White Lotus.

1:39:55

How like there's this weird

1:39:57

romances romanticizing of like violent.

1:40:00

Though the nest. Mail

1:40:02

culture that I just.

1:40:05

I'm not saying that's what the Godfather they

1:40:07

haven't seen it. I'm saying like I can't

1:40:09

watch that without saying you my dad has

1:40:11

been like cows were love him. Days in

1:40:13

I'm in here are not, that's how he

1:40:15

feels but. You wouldn't like that. And.

1:40:18

Then linked to feel that way like that.

1:40:20

Those were the days. I mean, I can't

1:40:22

really argue it's he has his eye. It

1:40:24

did a lot of classics I haven't seen.

1:40:26

Casablanca. Loved. It

1:40:28

Amundson I know I have seen but avenue

1:40:30

the grown. As a good. Long.

1:40:35

Look. Maybe just going to meet the I Love That

1:40:37

movie. I love it, love it, love it. But

1:40:40

I haven't seen some of those

1:40:42

other and like. It is

1:40:45

more games. Guess. since his and.

1:40:48

Seen Rosemary baby?

1:40:51

Yes! He did during

1:40:53

the pandemic. Would old male. The.

1:40:55

Baby sitters to play. So come on

1:40:57

the babysitter said. Don't look now. I know you

1:40:59

did last summer. I

1:41:03

we printed out the like a outside

1:41:05

best one hundred movies of all time

1:41:07

list and we really during the pandemic

1:41:09

were like. Movie

1:41:11

is. Zola to do something about. We got

1:41:13

to Tootsie and we're like. Tatiana. Glad The

1:41:15

greatest movies of all time though. I know,

1:41:17

but during the pandemic, we needed more. Yeah, You

1:41:21

know the names like we Need Tiger King

1:41:23

or better like talk about Doberman The as

1:41:25

like I'm not here to like zip through

1:41:27

a film. I want you to forgive me

1:41:29

Juri Now I'd let me around. Sits Creek

1:41:31

over and a regular. The office says guys

1:41:34

who are yeah. I watched. We watched an

1:41:36

episode of Since Creek every single night

1:41:38

before we went to bed because Israel.

1:41:40

Haven't seen this. I'm just like.

1:41:42

The. To scientists it's is the so this.

1:41:45

Apparently Netflix has figured this out. his there's

1:41:47

a type of Tv that were a majority

1:41:49

of us are watching. I'm sure you've heard

1:41:51

this in town. That like most

1:41:53

of the streamers are like guys most

1:41:55

of what people are watching his shows

1:41:58

from the nineties and early two. The

1:42:00

like they were just watching old stuff. yeah

1:42:02

that all of us, but like. People.

1:42:05

I have a joke. My own little crowd data.

1:42:07

Data. Is I do a joke about

1:42:09

I watch the office every now and my wife

1:42:12

and and it gets his huge response and like

1:42:14

I think that's what we're doing. Yeah and it's

1:42:16

hard to get people to watch like. The

1:42:18

new Season of Maybe not Black Mirror Buffalo Blackmail,

1:42:20

but you know me to try to appear to

1:42:22

watch the stuff. It's weird though

1:42:25

I am the I understand we see a

1:42:27

great have I. Have

1:42:29

ever seen it either side. You were done. Oh.

1:42:32

I did. He did. I saw

1:42:34

my dad, grandmother. Was.

1:42:36

You mean I saw her? At

1:42:39

a minute or of, I'm glad I did, though. I.

1:42:41

Saw her in the audience is a play that I

1:42:43

was doing. For. She brewing.

1:42:45

Knew she was sitting there watching me and I went

1:42:47

up a my lines and was layers that was inverse

1:42:49

and I had to like I like. I

1:42:51

like look at an audience and I saw my grandma. She was

1:42:54

sitting there. Was.

1:42:56

Anyone in the chair? Yeah.

1:42:58

But like it with my grandma. But.

1:43:00

Like when you looked again like board we will get

1:43:02

it was someone else Yes. Did. That woman

1:43:04

looks like a rumor mill. So.

1:43:06

The woman that was there. How much not like

1:43:09

your grandma did that woman look. I don't remember.

1:43:11

I remember thinking that's not my grandma. Ever

1:43:17

the how much like your Grandma did. When

1:43:20

he when. I

1:43:23

wasn't like twenty one. I was twenty. When

1:43:25

I really wish we knew his if

1:43:28

we were made. A see a side by side.

1:43:30

A Korean man then you be like

1:43:33

with and you realize it was grandmother.

1:43:35

As I can put, if it's like

1:43:37

blood, grandma's look alike. And go to

1:43:39

the theater a layer getting. The

1:43:43

characters have this. Is. An absolutely Abbott's

1:43:45

in the theater Though isn't

1:43:47

every theater legs we have

1:43:49

to sweep or Marley comes

1:43:51

out sooner. Analyze? That's from

1:43:53

only murders in the building.

1:43:55

Basically like there's a lotta

1:43:57

like the Minnesota people love.

1:43:59

the. Though starting to old stars

1:44:01

like that I don't mean old age

1:44:03

as me like two stars that are

1:44:06

nostalgia when I'm trying to sell a

1:44:08

show their like could you put John

1:44:10

Lire head and that it's like I

1:44:12

said that it can put John Goodman

1:44:14

and yeah you put some tether Arnold

1:44:17

for Tom Arnold of it yeah. You

1:44:19

and Tom Arnold. Classic he

1:44:21

think so. I don't know.

1:44:24

Sir. Alex How I've

1:44:26

never really talked your much. Ah yeah,

1:44:28

that's a bummer. Legalized without the

1:44:31

in my stepdaughter. Honey this

1:44:33

is letting the soon as a really bad and

1:44:35

it was good. Friends and allies like. You

1:44:38

don't get friends. I mean, you can let

1:44:40

friends. That enters nine. And.

1:44:42

Has nine. You. Can borrow it. Yes,

1:44:45

but it's mine. I can think I've

1:44:47

never watched friends been thinking about. Watching

1:44:50

it know. Yeah, yes,

1:44:53

there's a reason why we all

1:44:55

those faces either. It is Matthew

1:44:57

Perry. Oh like I wouldn't watch

1:44:59

it for morning of math email.

1:45:01

I thought maybe it made you want to lie to.

1:45:03

it made me wanna relax it. Oh. To.

1:45:06

See. Discs. He was

1:45:08

so great! Yeah, feel so funny The

1:45:10

So so funny yeah. I were

1:45:12

to our a lot of the writers and they

1:45:14

were very very funny. Yeah very very think do

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you think I can we watch it. I

1:45:18

think ever see another ghost. You

1:45:21

know better. Ghost now living. I

1:45:23

like that. now are almost I.

1:45:26

I would I now. Here's.

1:45:29

Here's a an array. Of

1:45:32

close. Know

1:45:34

this series. Finale:

1:45:37

Know. That an outlay.

1:45:39

Riptide. You were never Zoc Dell by

1:45:41

Riptide. Know. And I was dying. But

1:45:43

everyone is like you assign. Literally.

1:45:46

Riptide? Yes, so my

1:45:48

guess was correct. Yes,

1:45:55

They do Sniper ghost was

1:45:57

a girl says whispering in

1:45:59

your ear. Paypal is about

1:46:01

me. I would listen to this. Audio

1:46:05

of us who ran out.

1:46:07

What's more? Come here, even

1:46:09

be surprisingly like cats was

1:46:12

right. Yoga poses? I don't

1:46:14

know what. You tell me when

1:46:16

we went to dinner at that Really yummy plays that like

1:46:18

our last dinner together. I will say this about

1:46:20

this. Know. What's. Better than coming

1:46:22

in from the cold in cook who that is

1:46:24

a that one? Yeah, that one was cozy and.

1:46:27

We locked their yes, it was

1:46:29

like our last dinner yes and.

1:46:32

We had this really sick remember we

1:46:34

had a great meal and we had

1:46:36

great conversations. Yeah and you said this

1:46:38

is get an Api has Louis so

1:46:40

great to live events and then you

1:46:42

are using ours is recording this. As

1:46:44

true, there's a lotta times when them and our

1:46:47

when I heard back on this is where My

1:46:49

God damn it for. Some it, I'm getting

1:46:51

everything. No. Not really, but like

1:46:53

some as a guy as a great

1:46:55

conversation there's a morning for me. I'm

1:46:57

like that was great. Great

1:47:00

yeah even the do people involved you'll

1:47:02

remember it differently. Talk about the Nobel

1:47:04

and I met with we disagree on

1:47:06

the first thing I said to her

1:47:08

and I'm like i'm I'm so sorry.

1:47:10

But this this goes back to, I mean

1:47:13

you're probably right. Go ahead know because that

1:47:15

is a thing about like is. All about

1:47:17

that. I was right. yeah, Balances as she's

1:47:19

got that lady brains. Here we are know

1:47:21

what we're talking about, what's a doodle to

1:47:24

and he wishes that. I think it about

1:47:26

her hair. Or brushing

1:47:28

at. How. Much.

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That I for that. Tampons you

1:47:34

deep and my squad. Out.

1:47:39

On and a birdie exam. More

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flexible. Than can. Start

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small start when it's a

1:47:53

up on. If you

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want to spell. With.

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Star. One time example on. A

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late de. L A like

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a regular. Munawar. Mississippi an

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ob ago will both little

1:48:11

boat or. About the

1:48:13

near death experiences that I hello right Handle

1:48:15

the fantasy that when I die like in

1:48:17

defending your life I will be shown a

1:48:19

movie of all the time they are most

1:48:21

time zone a movie I'm only a free.

1:48:24

Albert Brooks and size. And

1:48:26

of know so we say the

1:48:28

show me a movie of all

1:48:30

the time They almost died. This.

1:48:32

Is when you almost die. When you

1:48:34

almost got Judy's. You almost like by a

1:48:36

car. Or like what someone sally me down

1:48:38

the street. Idol or allow one. with

1:48:41

cuba like waterfall waterfall.

1:48:45

Know I like all your risk of

1:48:47

know I would like the i've had

1:48:49

the same thoughts air and get the

1:48:52

highlight reel. I'd also like to highlight

1:48:54

reel if we're picking or afterlife is

1:48:56

and this little more self serving hims

1:48:58

embarrassing but the times you made a

1:49:01

difference to someone in the and you

1:49:03

didn't know the you mile that somebody

1:49:05

who was very very depressed and and

1:49:07

just something about a brief connection made

1:49:09

them go lies. I. Will

1:49:12

take Tango classes and made the love

1:49:14

of my life. For some you know

1:49:16

me too. That's when I'm depressed. I

1:49:18

feel like. Nothing we do

1:49:20

matters. And it's

1:49:22

so close to when I feel my best

1:49:24

which is everything we do manners. I know

1:49:26

everyone you've heard me say this before, but

1:49:28

I'll say it every time I think of.

1:49:31

It is like. When.

1:49:33

You realize that if I say

1:49:35

Italian food, how much more likely

1:49:37

you are to have Italian food

1:49:39

tonight when you just randomly picks

1:49:42

that were so impressionable? Yeah, had

1:49:44

a smile at an airport. Really

1:49:47

couldn't make someone go like

1:49:49

I will go to my

1:49:51

daughter's wedding like just like

1:49:53

were so impressionable. Ah. i

1:49:56

was just a minute ago being like thought that fucking

1:49:58

hello i'm not even sure She's mine. But

1:50:01

that tall guy just smiled at me. And you know what?

1:50:03

I think I will go. Ah!

1:50:14

You know what? I will go. You

1:50:17

have to know that I will go. An idiot

1:50:19

on the moving walkway just smiled at

1:50:21

me. I

1:50:23

will go to my chair. It

1:50:26

might be more like, this is a good tie. For

1:50:30

me, I'm like, maybe

1:50:33

I made a woman like her blouse more that

1:50:35

she didn't like it before. And you're like, I'm

1:50:37

gonna repair my relationship with my daughter. It's

1:50:40

time. Someone has

1:50:42

to pick up the phone first. And

1:50:45

that golden retriever man just smiled

1:50:47

at me. Julie,

1:50:52

I'm coming. It's Paul. Chicken.

1:50:57

He makes his meal. Oh

1:50:59

my God. In my mind, they were

1:51:01

estranged. Yeah, they were estranged and he decided to

1:51:03

go for it. So

1:51:06

I want, in my defending my

1:51:08

life, real, the moments where you

1:51:10

do let someone merge

1:51:12

with you in traffic. Those micro-decisions.

1:51:16

I know the dark example is somebody's gonna

1:51:18

hurt themselves, but I think that stuff matters.

1:51:20

Like little things. It's a

1:51:22

cliche is what I'm saying. There's a, yes.

1:51:25

I think it matters. I was at a

1:51:27

place last night where people share things. An

1:51:31

orgy? Let's

1:51:34

just say I was somewhere where there was

1:51:36

a lot of sharing. There was a lot

1:51:38

of sharing? Physically?

1:51:41

There was a lot of slimy

1:51:44

sharing. Physical sharing. Which

1:51:49

will also, by the way, this bit

1:51:51

will play nicely with what I was

1:51:53

really meeting, which is that

1:51:55

we were talking about like

1:51:57

a softening. So there was

1:51:59

sharing and softening. bad gumbo

1:52:01

to more game. I know. We

1:52:03

don't let that. But I was thinking of like,

1:52:05

so I've been thinking about this idea of a

1:52:07

softening, right? Of like, of

1:52:10

the things that make me go, like

1:52:12

the butt pucker, right? Like someone

1:52:14

wanting to get in traffic and being like, fuck

1:52:17

that guy. I had fucking been waiting in this

1:52:19

line and I'm going to miss the line. Like

1:52:21

a softening. And by the way, the softening isn't

1:52:24

even necessarily that you let the guy into

1:52:26

traffic. It's that you're not like, fuck that

1:52:29

fucking guy. Yeah, you can not let him

1:52:31

in, but without kicking him out of your heart. You

1:52:34

can just be like, not my turn. Or

1:52:36

like whatever. Like it doesn't have to be that

1:52:38

like, ugh! Or when

1:52:40

you get cut off, which happens, going, I

1:52:42

guess it's my turn. I know. Yeah. Ew.

1:52:46

Never to me. Just

1:52:48

kidding. Never to me. But

1:52:51

yes, like to not be like, fuck you! The

1:52:53

softening. Just like a... No. No, I

1:52:56

mean yes. Yes.

1:52:59

I said no. I thought no meant no. Wait, wait, wait. You're

1:53:01

an actor. Does no mean yes in this

1:53:03

room? Can you, acting, are you precious

1:53:05

about your acting or not? I don't know why.

1:53:07

In this scene, I'm going to say,

1:53:11

there's a way to say no that means

1:53:13

yes. Like you were saying, there's a

1:53:15

softening. I was like, no. But I meant, no,

1:53:18

you're so right. Do you think you could do it? Right

1:53:21

now? Yeah. No. Wait.

1:53:25

No. No, I don't know. No.

1:53:27

I think you could. I thought you just kind of... No. I'm

1:53:29

like, where are you at? It's like that. No, I know what

1:53:31

you mean. No. It's like that. It's like a high note. No.

1:53:34

Because I said no. It

1:53:36

has to be like, the thought doesn't come after

1:53:38

the no. So it's like, no. Because you're like,

1:53:41

no, yes. Because you said yes. So yes. You

1:53:43

can be done. No. No. No. I was just doing it.

1:53:45

I was pretending. Sounds great. Yeah. Pass

1:53:49

if you want. Okay. So, John

1:53:51

C. Riley, we were talking about acting, and

1:53:53

he was saying, well, you know... Pass.

1:53:57

Pass. I just wanted to

1:53:59

do a little bit of it. We were talking

1:54:01

about an audition that,

1:54:05

and I always forget the actor's name, the audition was

1:54:07

just look at me like you're gonna kill me. Do

1:54:11

you think you could do that? You

1:54:14

don't even have to do it. I know I don't have to. Could

1:54:17

you do it? I mean, I've done it.

1:54:19

You've done it? In movies. You've

1:54:21

done the, I'm gonna kill

1:54:23

you face? I've tried to. What

1:54:26

movie? The one I just shot. What

1:54:32

face did you do? I don't know. I

1:54:35

don't know. Were you comfortable doing that?

1:54:38

It's more than- Sorry, that's leading. No, it's okay.

1:54:40

I'm saying I would have such a hard time even

1:54:42

just pretending to look at someone like I was gonna

1:54:44

kill them. Like after they yelled, Kat, I'd have to

1:54:47

be like, Yeah, I

1:54:49

always do that. You do? Yeah. You

1:54:52

say sorry? Or I'm like- Check in. I

1:54:54

have to make a joke to dis, like,

1:54:56

it's like I have to make a joke in

1:54:58

case it was bad so that I'm in

1:55:02

on it. Oh, your

1:55:04

performance was bad. Just in case. It's

1:55:06

like a low self esteem thing, which

1:55:08

I'm sure as a comedian, hello. Yeah,

1:55:12

but what if you give a face that's

1:55:14

so scary that you get

1:55:16

the chills, like you really did in

1:55:18

that moment become like a serial killer.

1:55:21

And then afterwards, and you can almost see

1:55:23

on your scene partner's face that they were

1:55:26

scared. Yeah. So do you check in after

1:55:28

that? Well,

1:55:30

we had a moment like that in the movie

1:55:33

and like the

1:55:36

actress I was

1:55:38

working with in this one scene, she was

1:55:40

like, that was crazy. That

1:55:43

was really crazy. And I was like,

1:55:45

it was really crazy. I felt it too. And it was like,

1:55:48

there's moments, but I don't think it's

1:55:50

always with like, I wanna kill you. I think it's like, I

1:55:52

think it can happen At any

1:55:55

magical time when you're acting together where

1:55:57

you like actually are connecting. And It's

1:55:59

crazy. The thing about it is that

1:56:01

you're connecting with a script this already

1:56:04

written with a million people around you

1:56:06

are hundreds, lights sending your face, cameras

1:56:08

that like, and you're having his absolute

1:56:10

connection to somebody. So it's like. And.

1:56:13

That doesn't even have and sometimes at all

1:56:15

on a job ya gotta go maybe easier

1:56:17

but like so to look at someone So

1:56:19

it in addition back to the thing that

1:56:21

and he really said like no other ones

1:56:24

that they don't I never once did they

1:56:26

said. To. Me and that

1:56:28

is and like. Like. It was a scene where

1:56:30

it was a sign six and Dating and I get

1:56:32

set with some laser thing and I disintegrate. So

1:56:35

i do the seen them into to pew pew

1:56:37

and then i think you and he's like the

1:56:39

drugs are like you didn't finish the scene and

1:56:41

i was like i'm sorry. And. He's

1:56:43

like he didn't disintegrate. And I

1:56:45

was like. You. And me

1:56:47

to disintegrate. And his

1:56:50

I will. Yeah. And it was a tiny

1:56:52

room half the size. And I

1:56:54

was like okay and so he did the

1:56:56

scene again and it was pew pew pew

1:56:58

and I screamed at the top of my

1:57:00

lungs is lot of they possibly could. In.

1:57:04

A room with several people in it and

1:57:06

like crumpled into a ball. and I was

1:57:08

like. Like

1:57:12

how. The fuck am I supposed to act like and

1:57:14

disintegrating A man who that parts. But I was like. Kind.

1:57:17

Of being a little passive aggressive. Look at

1:57:20

the I did you get it notes. And

1:57:22

I remember walking out into the waiting room.

1:57:25

And everyone was like. Well, without yeah

1:57:27

because they heard, but I kind of

1:57:29

cool. What if he loved it? May

1:57:32

be dead I don't you need clearly

1:57:34

didn't But like. Away like they could

1:57:36

tell that you're gotta say argue with it

1:57:38

think so. Yeah, but I really. Like

1:57:41

in those moments like so so asking someone to

1:57:43

like make a face like worries like as to

1:57:45

give it a kill me. Yeah, that's

1:57:47

nine we dog or. Not like Dance

1:57:49

Monkey Dance yeah, I was doing his interview

1:57:51

lines are. We were the Toronto Film Festival

1:57:54

with Halloween when we rebooted the franchise. the

1:57:56

Jamie Lee Curtis and I remember we were

1:57:58

at. that was Me and G in any

1:58:00

money, Jacopo, my daughter's that was like three

1:58:02

generations of Strode women and we were doing

1:58:05

all this press for the movies and we're

1:58:07

premiering at the Turn of Them Festival and

1:58:09

are doing this one interview with this woman

1:58:11

into the attacks. I want you guys all

1:58:14

to give me. Your. Scariest

1:58:16

horror films screens and

1:58:18

I rather antiviral like.

1:58:22

He wrote of you Like Our Dog video of it. As

1:58:24

a be like no no that is

1:58:26

not acceptable you can I had she

1:58:28

was like so she was and I

1:58:30

I was like elicited a learnings like

1:58:32

like it was such a learning moment

1:58:35

for me because she was sitting me

1:58:37

like array like I owe. You don't

1:58:39

have to, I don't have to area

1:58:41

have some respect for us. And when.

1:58:43

Worried a movie and yeah it's a horror movie

1:58:45

that supposed to be fired and. Over. The app?

1:58:47

yeah but like. We saw like

1:58:49

in those scenes like were screaming. you know I

1:58:51

don't It. Was they're doing a real you're

1:58:53

finding a real reevaluate your and see like

1:58:56

scream. Right? Cry right?

1:58:58

right? right? The.

1:59:00

Robot Fair Yeah, we're not robot

1:59:02

much Lgbt for. Salary

1:59:05

will find later every twenty. Lines

1:59:07

of dialogue. Uses a half

1:59:09

a liter of water. What

1:59:13

state? Of church he beauty. At.

1:59:16

Whoa. I thought this was complete liked

1:59:18

his madness. I buy your to being

1:59:20

in say it's to everyone in lines

1:59:22

of dialogue and we watch. Twenty lines

1:59:24

and chat and Cpt. Uses.

1:59:27

A half a liter of water. Like.

1:59:30

It uses water like. Like.

1:59:33

That can't be real. It is.

1:59:35

Totally get jaded. Get on it.

1:59:37

I rather than that sounds like

1:59:39

an arm and fact like one

1:59:41

arm and his like seventy jones.

1:59:44

Is like. Water

1:59:46

based. It's water based paint. Uses.

1:59:50

Clean water, Drinkable water. Can we

1:59:52

be using portable water? Asked. What

1:59:56

is? It's a game. eighty. What?

2:00:03

Does it mean it gulps? it? doesn't? The

2:00:07

cooling. Yeah. Well.

2:00:12

Why? Didn't anyone

2:00:15

else? Are you

2:00:17

so your emails and stir

2:00:19

then why didn't believe him

2:00:21

a child or so when

2:00:24

won't chat chat T P

2:00:26

t it's not quite right

2:00:28

chat channel get. Her

2:00:30

back for Christmas times. Yeah, oh

2:00:33

what is the Luke Wilson

2:00:35

store or the saying? I

2:00:37

think it it's pretty harmless

2:00:39

kid. a warming car. You

2:00:42

got in it with him. He didn't look

2:00:44

at. Another,

2:00:49

of course isn't a human. Worries

2:00:51

new ways in here. Deal.

2:00:54

With it. That's. Year fight on a plane.

2:00:57

You. To stay was a smart i

2:00:59

wonder if we could get the

2:01:01

real data on an airplane? farts,

2:01:04

On airplanes. Side. Mail That

2:01:07

Mail the female ratio The breakdown:

2:01:09

I just wanna get railing. At first

2:01:11

I know one nine. I

2:01:16

live in a holding their far. It's

2:01:18

way more than men in general so

2:01:21

if they're gonna let go light level

2:01:23

on an airplane, they might have more

2:01:25

build up. Yeah, this is just a

2:01:27

sudden nothing. but I'm. Let

2:01:35

hope. Yeah. First, Of all I would

2:01:37

like to ask some. Real

2:01:40

I flight attendants if we are correct and

2:01:42

that the there has been an uptick. Dead

2:01:44

now. Parts they would know they would. Now

2:01:46

they know. They're. Up there I'm

2:01:48

serve in the sink years ago. Ever not

2:01:51

Up there are numbered out of their. I

2:01:53

have a son has decided had an him and ask

2:01:55

her sick as he actually recently went back to becoming

2:01:57

a flight attendants as she be a great person to

2:01:59

ask. I could be like do you

2:02:01

remember there being with many like before you had

2:02:03

your babies and now yeah Was

2:02:06

it a stinky? Clooney

2:02:09

Yes, how's he lovely dreamy

2:02:13

always who has a bad thing to say

2:02:15

about George Clooney Judy? Just low

2:02:17

voice Go

2:02:21

you better not kiss me even though you want

2:02:23

to Hi, baby

2:02:26

Well, we're out where we were we usually talk

2:02:28

about the meaning of life We

2:02:30

talked about that a little bit when we work together nothing

2:02:33

major. I Did

2:02:35

I tell you when we work together that I know that I?

2:02:39

Not that I know but that I figured out the

2:02:41

meaning of life and immediately forgot it That

2:02:45

sounds familiar. What is the story I was

2:02:47

in Atlanta Where most

2:02:50

people have their Nirvana experience? most

2:02:53

people Who could be Cola factory that's

2:02:56

outside of it after y'all after I

2:02:58

have tasted all the coca-cola They

2:03:01

all have to be mixed together. I were

2:03:03

talking vanilla Yes My

2:03:08

god that is our child What

2:03:12

do you mean didn't we drink coke and diet

2:03:14

coke sunset did yeah on your

2:03:16

eating days get out of here Is

2:03:19

that get out of there with my

2:03:21

eating days that is annoying? the

2:03:24

feed day No,

2:03:27

I'm the worst Can

2:03:29

we tell the story about the backs

2:03:32

of cookie? I

2:03:38

tried it on stage. It didn't work that well.

2:03:40

It'll work here I Sometimes

2:03:43

when I was missing this is a real

2:03:45

excuse, but I would be kind of not

2:03:47

in a great way You're

2:03:51

already crying and Crab

2:03:53

service had these bags of famous

2:03:56

Amos cookie and each bag has

2:03:58

what like eight nine? I was

2:04:00

gonna say five, but maybe like eight. Five

2:04:02

to eight. Five to eight. I

2:04:05

think if you're getting five little cookies

2:04:07

that's a ripoff. I think it's like

2:04:09

seven, eight, nine cookies. And

2:04:12

I... I think about this all the time. I'm

2:04:17

a real addict. We're gonna get

2:04:19

back to your meaning of the life story.

2:04:21

Binger, binger. I'm a binger. So I open

2:04:24

one and as soon as that sweet famous

2:04:26

Amos hits my tongue, I'm like, uh-oh. Because

2:04:29

I'm depressed. Like I must have been missing my

2:04:31

family. So I eat... You were having a bad

2:04:33

day. I was having a bad day. I eat

2:04:35

the entire bag. Then I eat four

2:04:38

more bags. I eat five bags.

2:04:40

Let's say it's eight. Eight, sixteen,

2:04:42

twenty-four, thirty-two, forty-fourty-eight. That's

2:04:45

forty-eight famous Amos cookies.

2:04:48

This isn't even the funny part. The part

2:04:50

that killed Judy was I said

2:04:53

in earnest. That's

2:04:59

not so bad. It's

2:05:03

like I ate... It's

2:05:07

like I ate five giant cookies.

2:05:10

No, you said each bag is only

2:05:12

like basically like one of those

2:05:15

giant cookies. And I was like, yeah,

2:05:17

you just ate them. Like

2:05:20

you ate... I fully food shamed you by

2:05:22

the way. You did. I

2:05:25

like you ate like those big cookies when

2:05:27

you check out at like... Yeah, like a

2:05:29

giant... Like a check

2:05:31

outside. Like giant cookies. Like a novelty cookie.

2:05:33

It's kind of a joke how big the

2:05:36

cookie is. No, you ate like five. I

2:05:38

think each bag is like a giant cookie.

2:05:40

Like if someone lined up these cookies in front of you

2:05:42

and were like, eat them all now. You'd

2:05:45

be like, fuck off, fucker. I

2:05:47

liked myself. Oh no. I

2:05:50

did it. I ate five

2:05:52

bags. And I bet I

2:05:54

stopped enjoying it halfway through bag two.

2:05:58

It was just an unconscious. Oh

2:06:00

my God. By the way, when

2:06:03

I was shooting HBO's Crashers, we'd shoot

2:06:06

certain scenes in Italian restaurants and they were

2:06:08

giving me pasta with olive oil. That's all

2:06:10

it was in garlic. And I

2:06:12

was also being weird about food and probably just

2:06:14

doing a lot of juice and smoothies. And

2:06:17

in the scene I had to eat pasta and

2:06:19

they kept saying, don't eat the pasta because you're

2:06:21

acting and we have to do it over and

2:06:23

over. I was like... You were like a child actor

2:06:25

that they had to tell. Yeah, I know. But

2:06:28

they were wrong. I ate every bowl of

2:06:30

that pasta. Loved it. I loved it. I

2:06:32

was like the guy in seven. You were starving. I

2:06:35

was starving. Wait, I thought it was crashing. Yeah, but in the

2:06:38

movie Seven, the gluttony guy,

2:06:40

he feeds them all the... Yeah.

2:06:42

You and me. No, I know. I'm

2:06:45

aware. Would you do

2:06:47

this acting game? It's

2:06:50

one of my favorite things to do. It's called a fake up. You

2:06:53

don't have to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going

2:06:55

to cry. It was fun. Okay.

2:06:58

You just be my alarm, like a

2:07:00

gentle alarm. Okay.

2:07:03

Doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo.

2:07:05

Doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo. Doo

2:07:07

doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo. Doo

2:07:09

doo doo doo. Doo doo doo. Would you do

2:07:12

it just for fun? Right now? Yeah,

2:07:14

yeah. A

2:07:17

fake up. How was mine? B minus? It

2:07:20

was good. It was okay? I thought it was good. It was

2:07:22

my first take. I felt like you'd already

2:07:24

woken up once like an hour ago to pee. I

2:07:26

feel you. It wasn't very deep. You weren't

2:07:28

in a deep sleep. So if you were

2:07:31

directing me to say, let's do it again,

2:07:33

but be deeper asleep. Because I

2:07:35

woke up right away. It was like, you

2:07:37

knew, you were like, you probably peed and you were like, I

2:07:39

have another hour. That's exactly what it was.

2:07:41

And if that's what the script called for, it would have

2:07:43

been perfect. So this, for yours,

2:07:47

it's a deep sleep. And this,

2:07:50

this magic mind is your alarm

2:07:52

clock, that little bottle. And

2:07:55

I'll give you a second to

2:07:57

get asleep. You

2:08:00

need to be... Does

2:08:05

anyone do this? Am I a sucker with you? I

2:08:07

don't do this with anybody. We're friends. I

2:08:10

didn't do this to John C. Riley. I didn't get... I

2:08:12

guess I haven't talked to you since we were at the

2:08:14

movie. We're LA friends. Fair. Yeah.

2:08:17

Okay, you're dead

2:08:20

asleep. And

2:08:24

we're rolling and action. I

2:08:33

didn't for a second see it

2:08:36

coming. You

2:08:45

really got me because I was really like... Like

2:08:48

I was locked in and I was like, how's

2:08:51

she gonna do it? And

2:08:53

you just... You scream

2:08:55

disintegrated. You

2:08:57

rebelled with your performance. I

2:09:01

loved it. No second take.

2:09:04

Print. Got it. Print.

2:09:07

Moving on. Moving on. Oh,

2:09:09

tell me the secret of life and then... No, I

2:09:11

forgot it. That was the thing that happened in Atlanta. Where

2:09:13

did it happen? Where did you know? It happened

2:09:16

in the apartment I was renting in Atlanta,

2:09:18

which I think is why I purchased it.

2:09:21

I forgot about you buying an

2:09:23

apartment in Atlanta. Because

2:09:25

it's where I figured out the meaning of life. Okay,

2:09:30

so you're in Atlanta. You're in an

2:09:32

apartment shooting a movie. And

2:09:34

what, it just hit you while you were cutting... I

2:09:36

had a lot of downtime because

2:09:39

it was still like pre-vaccination

2:09:41

COVID days. So

2:09:43

they would fly us out. And you had 30

2:09:45

days alone? It

2:09:48

was Atlanta, so no. They

2:09:50

were like, have you gotten any bars or restaurants

2:09:52

you like? I'm like, you're the COVID compliance officer.

2:09:56

So no, I Don't go out. But

2:10:01

it was what it is. it was

2:10:03

before everyone is getting vaccinated so I'm.

2:10:05

So. With I couldn't like side I

2:10:07

can for at like eight a smaller roles are

2:10:09

normally I'd like go out for like work for

2:10:12

a couple days fly home you have of i

2:10:14

were a way but this is one of those

2:10:16

things are know you gotta come out say apps

2:10:18

So I rented this really cool apartment and I

2:10:20

brought my dog. And

2:10:22

mean I honestly worked like one or two

2:10:24

days a week for like six weeks. So

2:10:26

I was like in it. Flows but

2:10:28

he were hermitage i. I

2:10:30

tried in these xp know like I'm okay with that

2:10:33

young. And makes me hopeful

2:10:35

he lives in only so much. Maybe she'll

2:10:37

be real groovy on room with oh rate.

2:10:40

See. Is available in. Judea

2:10:42

had a role in my but. Does

2:10:45

he play away from work? In

2:10:48

the reenactment of. Your middle like to

2:10:50

me I worry moon yeah Deem Johnson's

2:10:52

When I didn't realize that pizza place

2:10:55

was going to get a bizarre to

2:10:57

me I'd like a lot of dunes.

2:11:00

That. Want to give the sector move? I.

2:11:02

Had just been talking about of for

2:11:04

six months agents as he probably about

2:11:06

a year. Yeah, demons I do. Yours will get

2:11:08

he got it. We all. Are no One

2:11:10

wants cinema with a laxative? Great

2:11:13

The ah yes down there but

2:11:15

is expressly down there and Dean

2:11:17

Johnson said. I'll never forget

2:11:19

it. He goes. The streets are

2:11:21

littered with children that were born

2:11:23

during the time with her husband.

2:11:26

Was thinking about getting a bit

2:11:28

said. Jimmy's littered with children. And.

2:11:31

I call the doctor the

2:11:33

next day. I called them

2:11:35

the next day. Stupid. I

2:11:37

was a he's so right.

2:11:39

That's when you get pregnant.

2:11:41

Dozens of course it's what

2:11:43

you get pregnant besides of

2:11:45

sates. No yes. No

2:11:47

Yes. And I got

2:11:50

snipped and you were the only one

2:11:52

the text me about it. but you

2:11:54

know, really, who knew about a nobody's.

2:11:56

I think I even had it in my calendar. Laid

2:11:58

out in near don't. I would recommend with on

2:12:00

the day it was as a habit and drilling actually had to push

2:12:03

it. I didn't visit. it was the reins.

2:12:05

Oh yes, literary were of it. Yes, yes

2:12:07

and then. But it was in L A

2:12:09

cancel It wasn't right. Did you end up doing

2:12:11

it like on the beach? I. Didn't very

2:12:13

fancy boys office and like you they put

2:12:15

you in like a racing car seat. It

2:12:17

was. Like it. You

2:12:20

know how child's barbershops are Like can always

2:12:22

find. I remember this used to our when I

2:12:24

was little league where you went to get your Caesar's

2:12:26

this bridge yes and see to like walk over the

2:12:28

bridge and that's how you they would get you to

2:12:31

like walk in your shoes. That I'm

2:12:33

and he was exactly that. There was

2:12:35

a framed pictures of Jack Nicholson, The

2:12:37

Three Stooges with a man cave. The

2:12:39

Godfather. But you are like, what's that one that. says.

2:12:41

Lot of the saw this

2:12:44

oh I know what? You

2:12:47

know it's funny as the Godfathers omar so much

2:12:49

I feel like I've seen it said. Yeah, you

2:12:51

don't actually has to. And don't have to zip! Take.

2:12:54

The ending of the Sopranos and excessive

2:12:56

with are part of dog day afternoon.

2:12:58

Says ssl little guess africa know

2:13:00

on the side. A-as surplus however

2:13:02

you want the having our case so when

2:13:04

did you? When did you get some The

2:13:07

download of the meaning of life. It

2:13:09

was like I remember I was like he

2:13:11

knows when he liked to some putts around

2:13:14

like you're not really doing anything, are doing

2:13:16

like a specific for your sort of like

2:13:18

picking up and like. Yeah, rearranging your

2:13:20

i am kind of drifting about. I

2:13:23

just caught like walking from room to room

2:13:25

like Eric and it sort of like me

2:13:27

and this moment. We.

2:13:31

Use a you're like picking up a sock

2:13:33

in uses Went. To.

2:13:35

To. Do

2:13:37

to do. And

2:13:42

then you go. How quickly didn't

2:13:44

leave so fast! You

2:13:47

stood in the spot. And. You

2:13:49

got it's and then and left. But.

2:13:51

What was this I know you can't

2:13:53

talk about it with did you feel

2:13:55

hopeful after like he felt good? It's

2:13:58

not easy, easy. As. It is. Easy.

2:14:00

It is a. Guy.

2:14:02

Think that was. Something about love. And

2:14:05

it was something about love. and

2:14:07

it was easy. And what I

2:14:09

don't remember is the wording. Yeah,

2:14:12

so like. The

2:14:14

things. That. I wish I remembered

2:14:16

was that ties it all together. I

2:14:19

mean it's right. I'm not saying this as your

2:14:21

l a friend get to make you feel better.

2:14:23

I bet the wording would have been disappointing because

2:14:25

there's so many times I come back from Lego.

2:14:28

Sort of I was your first

2:14:30

psychedelic experience or to him or

2:14:32

a non chemically induced of spiritual

2:14:34

feeling and the wording is a

2:14:36

disappointments. A guy that mph of

2:14:38

where I came back in a

2:14:40

once. People. Don't have to be like

2:14:42

me. And it was

2:14:45

the most important lesson I

2:14:47

have ever experience. And.

2:14:50

You tell people that even the

2:14:52

would love is just and so

2:14:54

overused. Yeah, terrible. Because. You

2:14:56

come back from these things. Sometimes negro

2:14:58

like it's all love but when you

2:15:00

consider what love is that the spacious

2:15:03

allowing it's nature of this is such

2:15:05

an exciting things but it's been turned

2:15:07

into like I Love Chicken Mcnuggets and

2:15:09

has gone. Or I love my

2:15:11

husband. Exactly which. It's. Like

2:15:13

that's a different. A different thing. It's

2:15:16

a totally different thing. That's why you

2:15:18

know in Greek there's like so many

2:15:20

different words for love and and the

2:15:22

the divine love. And that

2:15:24

Christians as says drug here is

2:15:26

a God I there's different. There's

2:15:28

different words for the different qualities

2:15:31

of love and ours will. It's

2:15:33

like we're We're bad Inuits. Soon

2:15:35

as don't say eskimos anymore. Now n

2:15:38

and that is a nice their back

2:15:40

to Winnipeg. I'm. Not

2:15:43

as. I read

2:15:45

this club recently by

2:15:47

Victor Frankl. Let's. And.

2:15:50

So he can. Pull up or something.

2:15:52

but like it's about basically like

2:15:54

between. James Franco. Frankel.

2:15:57

Viktor Frankl Viktor Frankl.

2:16:00

I thought you said James Franco. Oh, God. Can

2:16:02

you imagine? I read this amazing quote. From

2:16:04

James Franco. It was about his

2:16:06

brother, Dave. Just

2:16:09

Dave's a solid dude. Victor

2:16:12

Franco, who wrote the book Man's Search

2:16:14

for Meaning, which I'm sure you've. So

2:16:17

there's a quote I read by him recently

2:16:20

about space. And between the,

2:16:23

what's the word? There's some word. But between

2:16:26

the stimulus and the response,

2:16:29

I knew Katie would look it up for

2:16:31

me. Between the stimulus and the response, there

2:16:33

is a space. And it's within that space

2:16:35

that freedom lies. That's not the exact quote.

2:16:38

But it's basically. That's

2:16:40

exactly my name. And it's like the

2:16:42

space. So it's like, and thinking about, we

2:16:44

were talking earlier about the softening, or we're

2:16:46

talking about love, or maybe it's the space.

2:16:49

It's like how people who don't want to

2:16:52

use the word God, but they want to think

2:16:54

of a higher power, it's like there's other words.

2:16:56

I think, yes, there's many

2:16:58

different words in other languages for

2:17:01

love, and we have love in

2:17:03

our language. But the space, creating

2:17:05

more space around all

2:17:08

the shit that we deal with all the

2:17:10

time. And I heard someone say

2:17:12

also recently, I don't know if this

2:17:14

is related, but it's making me think of it right

2:17:16

now, so I'll say it, that if it's urgent, it's

2:17:18

not important. And if it's important, it's not urgent. I

2:17:20

think that might've been me, no shit. Really? Yeah,

2:17:23

so like. You were talking about that. The

2:17:25

idea of love, the

2:17:28

space, of the

2:17:31

softening of our initial

2:17:34

response, that space

2:17:36

gets totally truncated when you harden, when

2:17:38

the guy cuts you off, and you're

2:17:40

like, come on, let's do this.

2:17:42

But like, and I used to

2:17:44

think, well, I don't know, maybe that guy's

2:17:47

gonna get to the stoplight, and then someone's gonna run the

2:17:49

red, and he's gonna get hit, and it could've been me,

2:17:51

but it's like, I don't even want

2:17:53

anymore to have to explain away everything.

2:17:55

I don't wanna have to even use

2:17:57

my, what little brain cells I have

2:17:59

left. To like to like

2:18:01

talk myself through science fiction like what if

2:18:03

it's just a softening? What if it's just

2:18:05

like I got cut off? Mm-hmm softening

2:18:09

and allowing yeah Everyone

2:18:11

knows I'm gonna say this but it's Chinese

2:18:13

Zen it or Chinese it might be

2:18:15

Taoism The great way that's what

2:18:17

makes me think it's Taoism the great way

2:18:20

what we're talking about Mm-hmm is not difficult for

2:18:22

those who have no preferences and

2:18:24

I think about this all the

2:18:26

time. That's the softening Yeah, all

2:18:28

religious traditions have some reference to

2:18:31

surrender and

2:18:33

allowing and Sort of having like

2:18:35

a an expectations like yeah

2:18:37

being lowered. Yeah, exactly in a

2:18:39

what is lowing your expectations It's

2:18:41

saying yes to reality Yeah

2:18:44

But I I think I fought against that

2:18:47

for so many years because my I remember being on

2:18:49

a phone call with my mom and her thing like

2:18:51

your expectations are too high and I'm like fuck you

2:18:53

like I have high expectations because I expect the best

2:18:55

like I Expected us from my friends from my family

2:18:58

like and I remember like really like wanting to die

2:19:00

on that hill that's a phrase so

2:19:03

But then I think as time has gone on

2:19:05

I've gotten older. That's another way of saying it

2:19:08

That like that like this this

2:19:11

like not like lowering your expectations doesn't have to

2:19:13

be a negative thing That's right. It's the preferences.

2:19:15

What was the thing the great way

2:19:17

is not difficult for those who have no preferences, right? It's

2:19:20

like having no preferences You could sub in easily

2:19:22

for lowering your expectations like because when I think

2:19:24

of lowering my expectations I'm like I knew that

2:19:27

was gonna happen. Well, how like no

2:19:29

expectations? Yeah, right. Yeah, maybe it's having

2:19:31

none Well that magical day

2:19:33

you were going around drifting and picking up

2:19:35

socks. You had no expectations My

2:19:39

expectations right now Well

2:19:44

look at a child, you know like playing at

2:19:46

the playground Why can my daughter get so much

2:19:48

more juice out of a pretty basic park? Let's

2:19:51

say because she's just there you're just seeing it

2:19:53

for what it is. I think that's beautiful Nothing

2:19:56

to add. No, I

2:19:58

love it Perry ed who we are

2:20:01

between the stimulus and the response though is

2:20:03

peace. That's what that and

2:20:05

we get taste of that. I am adding something

2:20:07

and you and you get taste of that in

2:20:09

deep sleep. Rupert Spira would

2:20:11

say at the cessation of

2:20:13

a desire. So sometimes when we get

2:20:15

what we want, there's this brief moment

2:20:18

of liberation. It's like a tasting of

2:20:20

your true nature because when your ego

2:20:22

isn't clinging or resisting or striving or

2:20:25

resisting, it just is. And

2:20:27

you see that you're who you actually

2:20:29

are behind all the drama actually is

2:20:31

quite okay. It's more than okay.

2:20:34

Anyway, that's what it made me think of. Let's get

2:20:36

the fuck out of here. Okay. Okay.

2:20:44

And it's not because you seemed bored. You

2:20:46

didn't. It's because I think we've done enough. What

2:20:49

do you think? Okay. Say goodbye

2:20:51

to these, Michael. Spring break. Whoo!

2:20:56

We missed it. Spring break. Yeah,

2:20:59

you'd be a killer at spring break. Yes. Well,

2:21:02

Kitty Sanchez really wanted to go to spring break. I

2:21:05

like this part of the conversation the best, by the

2:21:08

way, but it is the hardest one to wrap my

2:21:10

mind around and I do find it to be like

2:21:13

in a good way, like exhausting. Like

2:21:16

talking about the big stuff.

2:21:19

Yeah. Like it's the

2:21:22

big stuff meaning like the meaning of life. But like it

2:21:25

is, like it is, it's

2:21:27

harder to wrap my mind around. Do you want to hear

2:21:29

my new thing? Your new thing?

2:21:32

Meaning an idea I'm working with? Yeah. That

2:21:35

maybe you'll like that's not exhausting.

2:21:37

I'm always trying to simplify it and talking

2:21:40

about it. It's

2:21:42

like people say there's no God because

2:21:44

there's no evidence for God. And I'm like, of course there isn't. Right.

2:21:48

The author of a book isn't in the book. This is

2:21:50

my new thing. Okay. So

2:21:53

that would be like what I think is so

2:21:55

funny is all the reasons to not believe in God.

2:21:57

You come up with them in reality. So

2:21:59

you're in. The the thing that we

2:22:01

don't understand saying nothing started the

2:22:04

thing. It's like Harry Potter saying

2:22:06

I don't believe in Jk Rowling

2:22:08

particular rolling isn't in the book.

2:22:11

even of Jk Rowling wrote herself

2:22:13

into the book. That's Not Jk

2:22:15

Rowling. As. As a character named Jk

2:22:17

Rowling, that real Jk Rowling made does this

2:22:19

make sense? now? Okay to take that out

2:22:22

of it. Harry.

2:22:24

Potter. Could. Say I don't

2:22:26

believe in Jk Rowling. Because.

2:22:28

I've never encountered Jk Rowling, right?

2:22:31

That's true. Yeah, to Zuccarelli isn't

2:22:33

in the books great, but Harry

2:22:35

Potter. Borrow

2:22:38

his his reality from Jk,

2:22:40

Rowling, the or his substance

2:22:43

so. We're barreling i reality god

2:22:45

whether we believe there's a daughter

2:22:47

and I and of course we

2:22:49

haven't met died because he's writing

2:22:51

are books. Exactly. Precisely.

2:22:55

But our reality. Is

2:22:57

God and it's early. Harry Potter's reality is

2:23:00

Jk Rowling? See And one of the very

2:23:02

valid things to do is to say I

2:23:04

don't believe in Jk. Rowling says no one

2:23:06

at Hogwarts has seen her, ray or even

2:23:08

express her right. But the close as you

2:23:10

can get his. I. Think I'm

2:23:12

in a book mate? I think

2:23:14

there's a god of exact. I

2:23:18

think. ah. But even if you

2:23:20

don't, you're using your. Reality.

2:23:22

To deny. Where. You

2:23:24

get it. There's something about

2:23:27

seeing. ah, Seeing

2:23:30

something that is not

2:23:32

man made. The. I

2:23:34

think is really important. Nature. It's

2:23:37

not even at Yes Nature.

2:23:40

We don't live in nature so late

2:23:42

if it's had three. Yeah. Like.

2:23:45

Seeing a tree like a big beautiful tree

2:23:47

in the suburbs? Ellie Care in Los Angeles?

2:23:49

Like in this big city? Like seeing a

2:23:52

tree Like I think. it's really important to

2:23:54

make sure that we recognize when we're looking

2:23:56

at something that's not man made and I

2:23:58

don't know why, but that. Funding I

2:24:00

thought of this morning and when I think

2:24:02

of like. These little winks

2:24:04

to like I'm in the book the

2:24:07

gods writing but I don't know god

2:24:09

because I mean god so then why

2:24:11

right of it and I am guide.

2:24:13

Where you know? Let's say you're Harry Potter.

2:24:16

Because the Harry Potters reality is a limitation of

2:24:18

God into ink and paper in the same way

2:24:20

that you are a limitation of God and flesh

2:24:23

and bone. Remember when he would

2:24:25

have these conversations at work and I

2:24:27

be like as to go get a

2:24:29

diagnosis to some days a kid like

2:24:32

really. Go. Crazy. Cause.

2:24:34

Sometimes these thoughts make me crazy as then

2:24:36

I wonder I always go back to like

2:24:38

what happens when we die. What?

2:24:40

Happens to Harry Potter when he does. And

2:24:45

your i don't mean the character is moonlight. Yes, It

2:24:48

can. An illusion can something that isn't

2:24:50

what it seems to be. Harry Potter

2:24:52

Ray was really Jk Rowling. Be

2:24:54

Born or Die Was always sick hero.

2:24:56

And so are we all stars! Seem.

2:25:00

Like Stardust? Yeah, No.

2:25:02

That would be like Harry Potter saying legs. My.

2:25:05

Parents are these people? And they

2:25:07

are products of evolution. And they're made of

2:25:09

Stardust. But. I'll still in the

2:25:11

story. Ray This is like.

2:25:14

Do you? wanna? This is. Smuggle

2:25:16

both. Of

2:25:18

them our way. That. Thinks

2:25:21

limit a salad and to

2:25:23

let's allow him in their

2:25:25

dollars cause it element to

2:25:28

never corrected them Dallas. Know.

2:25:31

Maybe he's right but when I'm

2:25:34

on the phone with them with

2:25:36

that's what they claim at don't

2:25:38

say of us got a lot

2:25:40

of sad as the wonderful those

2:25:42

jenkins know but I think you

2:25:44

were there but. The

2:25:47

The. It's a lot to

2:25:49

wrap your mind around what you're saying. i

2:25:52

agree that's why is very interesting to me

2:25:54

to try to simplify it but in all

2:25:56

ways that evokes peace not panic i think

2:25:58

if you start to pay that's

2:26:01

not quite right. I remember after I

2:26:03

had the feeling of feeling so

2:26:05

peaceful. In Atlanta? Yeah.

2:26:08

And even you saying, oh

2:26:12

you said something, you were

2:26:14

saying, see I can't

2:26:17

remember the big thing. In Winnipeg? Maybe

2:26:20

it was in Winnipeg. You said something that

2:26:22

was also very peaceful. It wasn't

2:26:24

the last thought. It wasn't the big God,

2:26:26

like that we don't know God

2:26:28

because we are God because we're inside of God.

2:26:30

It was something else but it would make me

2:26:32

feel really peaceful and now I can't remember it.

2:26:36

I should write. Down. Oh

2:26:39

my god you're so funny. I

2:26:41

should write. I have the gift.

2:26:43

The kite

2:26:49

just left your hands and you're like I

2:26:52

should really

2:26:55

write. Let's

2:26:58

put some things out into the universe. Do

2:27:01

we want to do a multi cam that's us? Yes. Because

2:27:04

that would be so fun right? The dream.

2:27:06

The dream. Best

2:27:08

schedule. In town.

2:27:10

Best sketch. Best sketch.

2:27:13

Free veg. Parking spaces with

2:27:15

their names on them or at least our

2:27:17

initials. Don't talk to me about parking

2:27:19

spaces. It's so nice. That's how I

2:27:21

know I'm older is I did a multi cam. My favorite

2:27:24

part was I was like this is where I park. Not

2:27:27

everyone can see it. I mean I know where I

2:27:29

park. I know. And it's right here. It's

2:27:31

so dreamy. It's the dream. That's

2:27:33

why the executives get their

2:27:35

own Bezos. Bezos spot. Cerandos.

2:27:38

Helicopter pad. I mean

2:27:40

having your own parking spot. Was

2:27:43

that a tip of a hat? Bring it in my eyes. Judy

2:27:46

I think you did great with the with the God

2:27:48

stuff and I hope I didn't bake your noodle too

2:27:50

hard. It's a little baked but I like it because

2:27:52

they have a bit of a commute going on. Commute?

2:27:55

You know like not like yours. But I'll be

2:27:57

in the car for a minute to like. Yeah.

2:28:00

Will be gentle with with. Now aol

2:28:02

of a gentile because I really

2:28:04

like. Of he saw us

2:28:07

because I wanna think about what you said

2:28:09

because like with big start. Other: Can

2:28:11

Harry Potter Die? Can an idea in

2:28:13

J K Rollings mind? Be

2:28:16

real or die. Sorry,

2:28:18

I'm only making it worse. Kind of.

2:28:23

I wish I was I Also

2:28:25

the Harry Potter never exist as

2:28:27

it gets worse. Security.

2:28:30

Way. Brain and like and dislike Twisty.

2:28:33

I don't you so play with your name email at

2:28:35

also yes it is a good tells of I replied

2:28:37

cards with you. See how I'm like?

2:28:41

I. Pulled her out once and

2:28:43

as little word says like

2:28:45

thinking last. Oh No. I'm. Here

2:28:48

so that no one could see. Oh.

2:28:50

Sees a name for that. Of.

2:28:52

Sudden the next episode. When we're

2:28:54

back to promote the greatest Christmas threats

2:28:57

and of or the best one will

2:28:59

ever. Owed you.

2:29:01

Did you know the time you laugh

2:29:03

the hardest in your life? That's our

2:29:05

palate cleanser after our god Duk Soo

2:29:07

Jin. It doesn't have to be the

2:29:09

hardest, but if you are laughing yeah

2:29:11

in their tears, Well. Really

2:29:14

hard. Right now I know there's measures

2:29:16

to rebuild our my see. Maybe when

2:29:18

you're a kid, maybe someone farted medicine

2:29:21

sl. Admissions

2:29:23

in a situation is a Catholic church

2:29:25

and you're not supposed to laugh. You

2:29:29

choke Santa communion wafer

2:29:31

and Peter vamps cerebral.

2:29:35

Legs I left early heard the

2:29:37

sits. Famous

2:29:40

line in the movies and I got

2:29:43

the giggles so bad our know it's

2:29:45

hard to say a real after my.

2:29:47

Know exactly where your dog, But

2:29:49

I my character she's

2:29:51

really angry. And

2:29:55

sees confronting these sire

2:29:57

fighters because they. they

2:30:00

She's

2:30:03

a biologist, maybe the whole set up is

2:30:05

so ridiculous. I can't wait. She's

2:30:08

a biologist, and she's studying

2:30:10

these frogs, and this

2:30:12

pond, and the firefighters are like

2:30:14

taking water from the pond to

2:30:16

drop on fires, and

2:30:19

they've done it again, and she's so angry,

2:30:21

and she charges into the firehouse, and she's

2:30:23

like, you know you're not supposed to

2:30:25

take water for your dumps. You

2:30:34

thought we wouldn't love this? You're

2:30:37

not supposed to take water for your dumps! And

2:30:40

I... fucking

2:30:44

could never get that line out. Like

2:30:47

it wasn't supposed to be funny? No,

2:30:49

she's angry, and she's yelling at them, and

2:30:51

it was like, back then I was

2:30:53

written in the description, I was like, is

2:30:55

there any adjustment we could make here? Because like,

2:30:57

who is not gonna laugh at this? And in

2:30:59

the beginning, you know like how it is when

2:31:01

you break on set, and like the first couple

2:31:04

times you do it, the first couple times you

2:31:06

do it, everyone's like, hahaha, that's funny. But

2:31:09

then it gets like into it, and then people

2:31:11

are like... Yes, we're

2:31:13

working on a penalty. Yeah,

2:31:16

and no one thinks it's funny, and that

2:31:18

makes it worse, and makes me laugh harder,

2:31:20

and I just couldn't get the line out,

2:31:22

and I was yelling at

2:31:25

America's John Cena, so I'm like

2:31:27

looking at him, screaming

2:31:29

like, you know you're not supposed to take the water for

2:31:31

your dumps! And like, I

2:31:35

just... I think of that when you asked me about

2:31:37

laughing so hard, and I also think, it's so sad

2:31:40

that these are work things. I had to do a

2:31:42

scene once in a TV show with Ike Barron Holtz.

2:31:45

I was done. Oh,

2:31:47

he was cracking you up? Yeah. Ike

2:31:50

Barron once. Ike Barron. But also,

2:31:52

like, like those little,

2:31:54

like these little things that, you

2:31:57

know the little insider jokes that you have with Val?

2:32:00

Mila Those those are the ones.

2:32:02

Those. Other ones because I didn't see it like

2:32:04

I can't even tell you the story because you weren't

2:32:06

there and you on think it's funny but the a

2:32:09

like if Dean and I hear the word twins for

2:32:11

the rest of our lives will be like. Movie.

2:32:15

Really be like? that's because of this thing that

2:32:17

happened that we will always be like. As

2:32:21

using that word, that was. Like.

2:32:23

Yes, No, you don't have to explain later. And

2:32:26

so that those maybe okay, maybe

2:32:28

those are the ones. Stubhub.

2:32:30

That the over the good idea of the best. Maybe

2:32:33

they're not that crying lens, but those are the ones

2:32:35

that I think of. Like I'll never forget. You're

2:32:37

not supposed to take the water for your damn

2:32:39

slim as yours and I feel like john seen

2:32:41

a face. Is a funny say I don't

2:32:44

I'm a thing as funny face but like that's a

2:32:46

hard cease to be looking at when you try not

2:32:48

to laugh. Candid camera looks like he my what you

2:32:50

laugh. Yeah, and he also like.

2:32:53

He's like down the last till

2:32:55

you know they mean like he's

2:32:57

He's fun because. He.

2:33:00

Was really like. Trying.

2:33:02

Know to last year I bet he

2:33:04

has funny trying not to laugh us

2:33:06

that will. And

2:33:09

with that John Cena. We love

2:33:11

you. But if I can

2:33:13

deliver, don't see that for this pad. guess. Yeah

2:33:15

right. Michael Shannon female.

2:33:17

We were close times.

2:33:19

In the email me back either for makes you feel

2:33:22

any better. Yeah,

2:33:26

no good seen it. Could you get santa? I

2:33:29

can't even get my goes hand in his. my

2:33:31

actual friend fell and Mack and a promise anyone

2:33:34

else to like him secure. Must

2:33:36

go after see that we're putting out in

2:33:38

the ether. Seen. As you and

2:33:40

me were more importantly you and me

2:33:42

do a Mcgimpsey com to go to

2:33:45

of s to. Maybe. Gensemer podcast.

2:33:47

but you're You're the only nice

2:33:49

person I know. that just straight

2:33:52

up. Ah,

2:33:54

Offers Brooks wheel and texted

2:33:57

me and my girlfriend. Violence

2:33:59

home. The quoting my Mcdonalds

2:34:01

joke. that's very sweet. Area

2:34:03

or her. That might be something more interesting because

2:34:05

I haven't heard from him in a very long

2:34:07

time. Or right away I will try to get

2:34:09

more people to rate and review the shower. Because.

2:34:15

We're trying to build. We're. Out

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here tone and got a pod. Smart

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list has applied. Everybody's got a great

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pods China were trying to climb the

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charts. this is from K Zero Z

2:34:26

V Yeah cause the. And.

2:34:28

They say Love! Five stars. I love the

2:34:30

show so much I look forward to every

2:34:32

single episode. Am so thankful that it comes

2:34:34

out twice a week. Would feel selfish because

2:34:36

I read the benefit of all the hard

2:34:38

work and times put into each one. I

2:34:40

love how honest lyrics and difference that I

2:34:42

love that complement the every show is really

2:34:44

different. Oh yes I buy Ladder Front! Every

2:34:46

episode was. Are really different. What?

2:34:51

Do you mean. Like. It's

2:34:53

nice. It's like you. I

2:34:55

think that you care well, you can't

2:34:58

as a person that you have on

2:35:00

which I think that everyone. A. Hard

2:35:02

Data Hill. Oh yeah, but they don't

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Ah. Nice. Comp their sweet

2:35:06

com. We gave each other good camps that

2:35:09

having sell but I meant minor. Help you

2:35:11

my ears. I'm a single mom at work.

2:35:13

Can I carry that? Yes. Can you take

2:35:15

it from? I just love how honest. Do.

2:35:20

You want your readers? I. Just suck. Insist that

2:35:22

was not written notice. I just love

2:35:24

how honest, hilarious and different every episode

2:35:26

is. A single mom and work at

2:35:28

that sever mostly and while my son

2:35:31

it at school each episode provide much

2:35:33

needed Last Earth's sometimes it that cry

2:35:35

and a little bit of insight or

2:35:37

hope they didn't have before. I admit

2:35:39

I am late to the train on

2:35:41

listening but firmly believe it arrived when

2:35:44

I needed it. most you think yell.

2:35:46

To Lance as the Okada discuss

2:35:48

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2:35:50

much that this room my all

2:35:52

time favorites set up for real.

2:35:56

I love doing it. I.

2:35:58

Love you. available Was

2:36:01

that our first I Love You? We said that. No, I think we

2:36:03

said it. We say it. I think you

2:36:05

wrote it in my card. Oh wait. You

2:36:09

didn't write me a rap card. That's

2:36:13

how you bring it up. You

2:36:16

couldn't wait to tell me. I

2:36:18

didn't write you one. I'm trying to think

2:36:21

of, did I get rap gifts for hair and makeup?

2:36:24

I must have. I

2:36:26

didn't write you one. I'm totally giving you shit

2:36:28

right now. Oh, we got everybody the track.

2:36:30

We did the check. That's

2:36:32

what we did. Yeah. I hope that was enough.

2:36:36

Yes, it was. Everyone was good. We could always do more.

2:36:38

But you were very good with rap gifts. I'm

2:36:40

just, I like shopping. That's the problem. I

2:36:42

know. I enjoy it. I

2:36:45

enjoy you. I enjoy you back. Well?

2:36:48

Okay. Would you say keep it crispy? It's how

2:36:50

we end. Keep it crispy.

2:36:53

Keep it crispy. Keep

2:36:55

it crispy. Keep it. Val's

2:37:14

really good at it. Val does good fake ups. We

2:37:17

both do that. We both do the hard inhale and the... Oh,

2:37:23

a sleep set. Oh,

2:37:31

I like it. I saw a mo... Are

2:37:36

you a robot? Were

2:37:40

you giving me a lot to work with in the edit?

2:37:43

Yes, yes. Comedy.

2:38:04

Comedy. Your

2:38:06

favorite separate a one. Ah

2:38:09

New Moon. but I don't

2:38:11

I got you excited. I

2:38:13

pick up comedy. I ruined

2:38:16

it by calling about. We

2:38:18

use divisions. ah. Yes,

2:38:28

Ah, Mais

2:38:30

big domini. A

2:38:33

good you damn thing. Kill

2:38:36

Brothers. Tone

2:38:38

and. Scout.

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