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anyway welcome to the show i'm so excited

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you're here just as always just couple

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eleventh is my only stand update right now

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in the meantime at largo enjoy

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our first our debut video

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episodes with the incredible maya

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it instantly makes me giggle cause

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i'm but i think of scooby so will

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proud of that number , anyone's

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i told myself that i would have no pizza questions

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a guess my can agree more yeah

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for the my is great

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my people call my my is also and for

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yeah i was rudy a little bit in high school

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i'm going i'm not allow it is where for

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how are the christmas holiday serve for reading

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root of the light of the attendance

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the like the mood of nozick yeah

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i like it and isn't that isn't that

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angle but i don't like is how

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austin it is misspelled yeah

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it's a pretty famous so yeah

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and if group christmas

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bet it's a banger sisters

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they were not gonna forget away

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to my teeth no i didn't check none of

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no i just eat at all time because i love so

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much

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are we going to hurt us was the us and i could

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you have a red beard as gentleman

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that greeted you know that's ruben

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not have a oh that's rubin nina god

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dominate rather adventure bread anymore

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we don't have as many op's at that

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delightful read about we

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get him about lithuanian whether lithuanian

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eat the cheesy eg bread which is not

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reagan of which means i'm not have even so i'm going

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through that lets you ear as he can be

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can choice i'm it's seguin i

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like your famously most seguin i

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definitely have the feeling of a cig and like

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if i say i'm a big and most people in their minds are just

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trying to think if , has a famous

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relationship or something i the a

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the i can't come to mind with

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of them

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podcast and there's the saying

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and you know line and bring i gave it was

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breath don't bring up the don't bring a bread lobby

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back tattoo i should have said benefit i apologize

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for have you seen benes back tattoo i

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back tattoo nuts and said that you know the back

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sort of people

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were calling it like a midlife crisis sort of tattoo

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there's i would her but set joke that i don't want

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to make oh that

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saying like it's spacex is mississippi

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which i it's i love know implants

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my pete what are we get a zoo

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know what i feel like i feel like men are supposed to say

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i can tell no one can tell

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you know what's weird about me i am

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so these you visual

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visual visual baby like

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about everything i can do

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this this all things you learn visual

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i'd draw i loved clothing

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of all the the the x sings

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the pornography hard all and i

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just own

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but our can't i'm really bad

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at telling when someone's had worked and

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i don't why that it's time for and

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great like i'll remember your face or never

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remember your names but

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yeah you races for all all of our

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i'll join you bought a wig

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get you know what same or really really

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good right now with

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there were only excellence is there someplace like

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their ex i didn't see the movie where they made me a

14:19

wig because arbitrarily i was like

14:21

i don't want to cut my covert here just like on a whim

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you , what you know what's good for you to see

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them fuck them and now

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desert with the guy the woman

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forgive me that did it good krasinski

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is where do you know the krasinski wig story now

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krasinski marriage as

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my camera

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i just figured they didn't take pictures of as at

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some point but i just it may cameras

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at the matrix so when we will it title

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if i go backward joliet and i'll shoot

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they age

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forget it listen to forget the whole

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event and start again start again think

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we'll oh krasinski wanted to cut his

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hair for some of the data

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is at the height of the office and remember how we all

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love this show

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the crew them the little peek a boo the ski

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the let you escape it it's crew then and

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then it's game and , a little flying

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nun yes and we loved it yeah it

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was the nine a door was there really do with so

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it's adorable we loved it we were we were

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we were wet when we were wet and we were fired

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or so

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sorry we were

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when so live in we were hard when were

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were are and opening line of and buggy

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line definitely need to read our

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when when we are as hemorrhagic

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am wink written down the when we

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were aware so humiliating

15:44

you don't know i'd be making fart noises other

15:46

than it's been always makes noises and they

15:48

make wet fart noises

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can i tell you something about see you met

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well yes i think she's the best is that that

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clearly the battery really the best or

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simply i mean

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well recently visiting only for it and you

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can tell on the toilet and

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you can tell of the depth of the toilet

16:07

and how much water isn't it

16:09

god you're i can be some guy you

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know we'll explode are no one has

16:14

to the acknowledge that at noon we

16:16

all know that fred armisen is a genius and

16:18

he's to make this sound of am

16:21

when girls are on the toilet

16:23

tell me that but the fart that comes out

16:26

i can't do it as citizens oh

16:30

god it was it so accurate

16:32

in another layer so accurate

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and accurate and were you getting this intel i'm in

16:37

fred's in a long term relationship let's not

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out that it might be natasha's but

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sound like they're not together anymore so

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that they'll this was printed i just hang out with

16:46

you'd just to know what you want to know who

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will benefit is better step in who

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do you remember that aretha franklin songs cooley's

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up and move out going to ask you

16:56

senior fred

16:57

only if you enjoy it my favorite thing to do

16:59

is improv singing mirroring

17:02

oh my god it's my favorite thing i've read

17:04

my favorite thing to i have certain

17:06

things that are my favorite things yes you

17:08

talked about

17:10

something when

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, had mitch hurwitz on says that

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touched like old it was a little

17:17

flickered me that flickered was like oh i relate to that the were like

17:20

that your faith

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walked up when you said the thing about like i wish i

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could go to a camp and like do the thing

17:25

that i do and then come home and be a day

17:26

like yeah for that with me on the multi kim

17:29

said that fear i understand

17:31

that yeah does little talent show will that's

17:33

you getting called ross and liking it so i'm i'm

17:35

okay with liking attention yes if there's

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a safe little corralled off space

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yeah where you can go you know movie

17:41

sets are similar tv shows are some it's

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it's like a built in community see and everyone's

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okay with you needing to razzle dazzle

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yeah and what's so wrong about that he needs

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a rozell you want to razzle dazzle and from what

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i can tell the people in the only it's like watching

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razzle dazzle so it's mutually beneficial it

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rattled as a and i don't want

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to do they only let you

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do what thou art we've gotten

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well out on stage which she's help me understand that like

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i've i've always felt like everyone in the audience was like

18:08

me when i was a little boy it's a good plays

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and i'd be like they're going to call me up

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i were you ready i was reading oh

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my i did these shows in the living room and says

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yes i sang little songs improvise

18:21

signs learned very quickly

18:24

if you wanna be a shiny rock this are

18:26

learning how to improvise a song was like the fastest

18:28

way to like blow movie the best

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parlor trick

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it's the best farther check it's like a little david

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blaine you swallow i guess

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i yes i mean he lives

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in your belly and if you want they saw him

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i am i the last time i saw the do something with

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in that he he produced frogs

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from his throat elaine de

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blanc fleet living proxy the live in

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fact they were alive when they

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that they came out of his throat how long we're talking

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to him before the frogs came out ah

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i didn't talk to him before i was sitting

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next to him

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it an audience but that okay

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second cash and as he said to

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, a frog may i know

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the do because i'm he chose not to

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know is no with once i we rats the

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magic but he'd sit there and done before

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they're keeping them hydrated dumb you

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don't want to kill a frog in your throat no could i think we

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have a lot of stomach acid rain yeah

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i'm going to say yeah i use their site based

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on the stomach acid of cows i don't

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know based on my gerd like

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my get my gastrointestinal

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you have to her probably would

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have known for you to be the first denied told

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probably and like twenty

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two that i had an incredibly curtis

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martin lawrence yeah yeah yeah

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but i think once you have children and your body

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and your organs move

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the no more troubling oh that's wild

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mean feel please don't get along a little doubt that

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and you're being currently level that i make

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few bell pure pencil with and that's that's the best

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thing for a clown that's

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a that's a to says

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where the clown is like oh my god this is the

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you buy for the period and or she

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has

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it hangs on the shower give them your

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it does you handle you can rent you got here and

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said you got a hindrance that yet to get their blood

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out there are your blood out for that p

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the rare if you do you love intimacy as much as

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idea because i love it you mean having sex

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with your wife or just talking oh em gee

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thank you for making it safe from using i don't

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have the bone down i'm you

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malicious or think that i'm

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an intimacy like the like that vow

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and i oh hi comfortable like

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we're not we're not dating anymore

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and the period underwear is on

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the on the

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you're a grown ass man enough as it should be an

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old otherwise say and you're raising a child

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like we're human

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and it's real shit it's real saving

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his fate shit that dating is fake why would

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you want to do that like the people that are like perpetually

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singles want to go on like a million soldiers

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are you have two brothers like what is is

20:58

like people that don't start and from your partner

21:00

that having you had i get a trophy

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for you might have katie is laughing

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the casinos the casinos bring

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up foreign policies and everyone looks

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really easy citizens gusted that i

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fart in front of else i don't

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understand my don't get me wrong sometimes

21:17

i try to be more polite

21:18

coworkers and like stay out

21:20

about it or don't like

21:22

the on the rappers but what i'm saying

21:24

is like how can you not be suman

21:27

with the person that you live idol one

21:29

someone

21:30

lying to me on

21:32

, a muscle and all salinity

21:34

that's her yeah i'm very

21:36

good or bad mood

21:38

the i shouldn't constantly like poet

21:40

that shot then i suggest

21:41

it'd be worn out on she answer to

21:43

the senses the other night and i was just being honest

21:46

that's my favorite i was just being real and i was i

21:48

i was talking about their so at like their three examples

21:51

of why i love being married

21:53

one of them just for fun is we're talking about

21:55

what our favorite subway sandwich was level

21:57

unrelated subway i don't get it my entire

21:59

ground

22:00

going through all the gory with fueled by

22:02

a subway sam that's all you can do we

22:04

all thought it was healthy to were like this is though

22:06

how this is like air wonders leverage to

22:08

, now it's like the public library i

22:10

see people in a subway and i'm like are you okay

22:13

like like dog i gather

22:15

it gather you know they

22:17

have those panic buttons you push buttons bridges

22:20

there is hope you should be one of those in

22:22

subway would you do today would up and lenses

22:25

of when i freed these three people

22:28

especially be like negotiators

22:31

woodward be like that is not real

22:33

that for now as now

22:35

what you remember the rumor when they are saying that

22:37

the to do was made out of like something

22:39

that wasn't

22:40

yeah you know has started that rumor damn

22:43

, always

22:48

said i should say yes it was really but

22:50

i wanted his idea with know if

22:52

idea wanted architecture for i day and quiz

22:54

nodes out that

22:58

the of women were we so i

23:00

said what was yours and she said we

23:02

love each other that's a foregone

23:05

like were out there is no seduction willoughby

23:07

yes and big on that foundation

23:09

i felt free she said it was a six

23:12

inch me balls and i said who

23:14

that person for hungry girls choice

23:16

and and the punch line is my

23:18

eye web and we had sex that

23:20

nights like it wasn't a big deal like

23:23

with dating you can't say like hungry

23:25

unless you're an asshole know when you love easy

23:27

would like she would not order in front of each she

23:29

was in bear that's exactly right yeah we

23:32

we throw down with you that lack

23:34

of we have to sell ourselves said were booted

23:36

to be boss to be bought the land

23:38

their lives is this is cute right it

23:41

didn't win a timeout period underwear on

23:43

the shower spirit sure

23:46

die

23:47

i'm not a jerk i don't care whatever

23:49

you want equality

23:50

my it's year healthy as here you get in the shower

23:53

and you turn the turn on

23:55

the first are not deposit five years

23:57

right hand

24:00

my myself

24:01

nobody really years it's a spic it right

24:03

word picturing you're picturing

24:05

that the basement with the bowling alley exactly

24:09

nicholas you knew where there are enough was i was

24:11

like there's an aesthetic a

24:13

, us it's a lot of

24:15

shot like that there is a camera on it is blocked

24:18

off not pushing inflow lakes that

24:21

okay so that's one of the threads we have

24:22

they don't feel bad about talking about paul

24:25

oh you never told i want to tell you the story

24:27

or you going tell me at the video

24:30

the or not because i might cut you off to many times

24:32

the do plenty of by the i'm marla feel

24:34

like a piece of pineapple in a

24:36

non fruit salad right now or do you feel like

24:38

you're in a freaked out because the same thing

24:40

is this is as is don't

24:43

suck for fruit salad had salad trifle

24:45

have some tropical flavor oh my god and palmer

24:47

granted i'll give it to me

24:49

and by the way the every tell with

24:51

meant on it because wired they're all

24:53

meant it freedom is the best

24:55

know what i do some time when i'm really feeling

24:58

like i wanna have people over and feed them

25:00

the that a

25:02

lemon not alone

25:04

just a little a funny not

25:06

a lot is why would you need fruit on union and

25:08

crazy and you

25:11

win you brought up for that

25:14

the you have an open for party dental i will for

25:16

have a higher my passion

25:18

i get called out quite a bit for like are i bet

25:20

at work to i mean listen

25:22

at snl yeah because it's of the

25:24

your they're all the time

25:25

well it's a college dorm yeah and you're

25:27

there too late in the morning like and you ate mcdonalds

25:29

at six in the

25:30

in yellow a major it'll come back as

25:33

goes where the maghreb as best as

25:36

, funny way to announce a mcdonald's mar de

25:38

madrid as bad as it has died died

25:43

few blowing a huge horn you are the

25:45

are as an

25:47

hour to ram form and p yeah

25:50

that was given as canarsie

25:52

, like the word ashkenazi because it has nazi

25:54

in the last four letters they weren't nice

25:56

to sp listen the not

25:59

seek they were nice to us to

26:01

as tooth were the

26:03

is your family from in lithuania

26:06

i love it so i saw that year mother is from

26:08

villainous my father of your father forgive

26:10

can forgive and forget okay villain

26:14

, so i'll show you i texted my

26:16

lithuania mom when she

26:18

lithuania poland for was

26:21

left when she was seven no meaning

26:24

then leave the oscars oh actually

26:26

the lithuanians weren't great i've heard

26:28

during world war two veteran i wasn't

26:31

there yeah they weren't they

26:33

sit nobody's going to make of i don't know i'm not going

26:35

to charge i remember new it learning

26:37

about my lithuanian heritage let's

26:39

put it this way my mom went to a holocaust

26:41

museum and left a little disappointed in lady

26:43

lithuanian that that's all i remember so i don't know

26:45

the details and maybe my mom misread a plan

26:48

but my my mostly cashier game he said

26:50

obviously jewish motion moses

26:55

it most you didn't convince you cash or you're like

26:57

scatter that we get okay this

26:59

is it over again with , was joking

27:01

that as soon as world war two as as

27:04

as spouses like they just started building horrible

27:07

bill i thought i'd like that's terrible it's fine

27:09

they'll be with has uncovered by saying mostly cash

27:11

or said that you'd and says i didn't say he was

27:13

quoted as quoting was quoting was quoting

27:16

by the way the police are police or

27:18

rather than rather bit at

27:20

rather than the best buddies that is

27:22

of l a valid i do that

27:24

when we would know when we do friday when we talk

27:27

i was talking about this past friday said china

27:29

shaped like a which had on of yet the country

27:33

like you know how italy the booze kentucky's

27:36

, a chicken leg noticed the which

27:38

china is china which flying towards

27:41

lithuania really flying right to

27:43

left as he awaited cetera you gotta

27:45

check out his route kind of hot i love

27:47

which is by the way okay we're going to get to that get

27:49

put a broomstick love on where

27:52

do we do you have no idea what waters each

27:54

has waded into waded into a reactor in salem

27:56

so don't worry

27:59

your massachusetts modern day salem

28:01

nothing of historical important happen never been

28:03

i've been to all the crystal shops but it isn't danvers

28:06

danvers was salem village type into

28:08

denver was and you've been to where are the real shit

28:10

happens when trial style so we're

28:12

going to get to that soon so i would yeah that

28:16

meant many years there's mentor that

28:18

the or not i'm gonna discuss danvers

28:25

there is little gates little said

28:27

china looks like a which yeah mm my

28:29

it wasn't even wasn't bit a bit like i'm not

28:32

saying people from china are witches that's

28:34

how afraid how ,

28:36

get some time wanna see this out

28:38

it said being pulled over for a bit here's

28:40

what's hard right now

28:42

the other than me who

28:44

were hard when we were there fiber levels

28:47

were us creating

28:50

creative content in them in

28:52

the days of social media

28:57

ross will because everything's

28:59

on the record

28:59

everything is on the record i

29:01

don't care for that my instinct when twitter

29:04

started i remember was like yeah i

29:06

don't think i should do that just noynoy

29:08

me by don't why i don't want someone to go

29:10

here members of thing you said eighteen years ago

29:12

yes i have it right here i just

29:14

felt like let's out for me and

29:18

i think about it a lot in the freedom

29:20

that we had it as the know when i was there

29:23

ah i'm not a scene is him but what

29:25

i did or didn't do just that like i

29:27

didn't have that hanging over my head like

29:30

yeah we had internet trolls and that was

29:32

just circulating guess

29:34

that is really fun because i love being held semantics

29:37

and things like that like is he oh yes

29:39

or way cmc the

29:41

i'm i'm a gas him on two letters

29:45

the chipmunk that's kept

29:48

kept jumped ship shouldn't the subject

29:51

egypt and sixty found and way to make things

29:53

easy read system actually really good musical

29:55

improvise has it's has good parlor tricks

29:58

so only that frozen treats him

30:00

she was by the way now

30:02

get the fuck outta here what

30:06

are your cheeks look like yeah and

30:08

what is his last winter right

30:11

away i'm smart i store my nuts

30:15

i keep i'm for when it's cold out

30:17

they'd okay this is gonna be crazy

30:19

but validate we laugh because every time

30:21

we have sex or says like our mean it

30:23

earnestly i'll go like want a baby

30:26

reno like also i know

30:28

you think it's cute fried butter in your asked

30:30

like of right before our kind of when

30:32

she lays becoming nude you're not

30:34

sick of this a

30:35

here are that one have you baber reno that's

30:37

fresh coconut fresh from we're

30:40

really trying , find the fresh

30:42

putting it in the grid on the grid on the

30:44

gretel gretel , putting

30:47

it in the subway bribe sickness rules

30:49

that were used to cut the top out and then put

30:51

back removed bread on top

30:53

events in and gives

30:55

us to me a little they lie on

30:57

or hinder soft bread yeah the owners

31:00

but not as do like the crestor that sauced

31:02

when you get a row

31:02

at a dinner restaurant do like like

31:04

are you because i have weird family members who will

31:07

like

31:07

they'll take the hot hot bread and know like take

31:09

off the crust and hand it to

31:12

the person in the family like supposed to they like the inside

31:15

the i will do both because i'm a

31:17

i'm not a child

31:18

not to put down that friend or family he's

31:20

my uncle what's his name dugard

31:22

jugs admired wait maybe having

31:25

dental probably likes know he let know he's

31:27

very particular drugs and to help both

31:29

are essential oils are you know isn't

31:33

it

31:33

my uncle dad is that may

31:36

be tethered off him

31:37

might be one of the most fascinating human beings

31:39

allies you me one

31:41

the way he eats is like nothing

31:43

i've ever seen in my life and it's fair to let he's

31:45

a serious better than he watches it's he knows

31:47

he's made fun of by everyone in

31:50

our family would is manny doesn't give

31:52

up you get the zero he

31:55

loves food and he's particular about

31:57

it and he likes of the way he likes it again

32:00

the like he's been in the rest is in the restaurant

32:02

business by the way so he's serious about a lucky

32:04

ones that to be cooked trade he wanted to tastes

32:06

good he wanted to be hot when it was be

32:08

hot cold with was because the like

32:11

hard winners was we hardware going to be nice

32:15

of here i'm of it's of our i don't know

32:17

the cover of it's when he's

32:19

brave or he'll take a bite of his

32:21

burger and then the nice goes

32:24

and will that

32:25

in a little better on met male

32:28

face each bite has to be race

32:30

i'd shown hate it hate it

32:32

he learn as a bit about how when you eat a salad you

32:34

make a mini salad on every four

32:36

that keep that he's so subtle

32:38

clever yes either i'm a genius

32:40

because i guess i don't you stand up which you

32:42

probably noticed

32:44

am i mean like because

32:46

of right now because it would not have given night he also

32:49

says on it and or end up the lego it's

32:51

clear idea clear

32:52

do i do not do it even though i think

32:54

that's people who are probably not listening

32:56

the your podcast girls they'll

32:59

have people that are stupid it's what i

33:01

am them dum dum think the comedians

33:03

oldest stand yes i remember there

33:05

many forms of of comedienne

33:08

and i am i don't do stand

33:10

up the although i will say now that i'm

33:12

older more appealing more appealing

33:14

because it's you can monologue you can whatever

33:16

is going on another

33:17

more comfortable it's similar to what you sat

33:19

on the mets podcast it is about

33:22

how you're saying the first ten years you're like work

33:24

on that right the jokes raid the job maybe ten

33:27

years later you can just it

33:29

to the feeling of you know you're gonna know

33:31

what you're going to talk about a that's true because

33:33

somebody i did a show last night and that subway

33:35

thing that i reheated for us here and

33:37

just kind of came out but it wasn't written down anywhere

33:40

and you could do that you can rely on the and

33:42

you know sort of mean lays yeah

33:44

yeah yeah sas a big part for me

33:46

i just wouldn't want you it it's almost like

33:48

a risk maybe you've heard me say like improvisers

33:51

are like the elves and stand

33:53

ups are like dwarves actually kind of mean that to

33:55

put down my own species even though i i

33:57

improvised well but like i am a santa fe or

33:59

and were like

34:00

alone and we go into the minds of the morning

34:02

on a somebody with that you da

34:04

de da be from from harry potter

34:06

oh i'm sorry lord of the rings or bust butt

34:08

young says it's of as i understand now

34:10

that i am dhabi think it's

34:13

, three kids my my manager

34:15

looks exactly like ron weasley so far

34:18

far you're into i am we were hard

34:20

when we are are yeah bbq

34:23

read it

34:25

i wish i was in so aghast because maybe

34:27

he's a fan and he's like how

34:30

durable i'm good looking

34:32

he was he has meant to be a little bit of a deal

34:34

but he wrote he grows and

34:35

he done you out with the as as you brothers

34:38

there are a little more

34:40

walk i walk us through both

34:42

fonzie they're both as his brothers

34:44

are fuzzy by got to for these side

34:47

is one of your voice flow doing

34:49

okay listen were tucked does pt for

34:52

i'm not going to our him on your podcast

34:55

when i have to let him

34:56

we okay yeah anytime been

34:58

a dream gets for like that but listen are you know

35:00

why i wish i can guarantee if

35:02

you have them civilians answer you will

35:06

there are well then we won't embarrass pt

35:08

but i was tiny val the

35:10

too embarrassing wow

35:12

we would you hire pot sadly no but if

35:14

we're not selling secrets who cares is sort of what i

35:16

said

35:17

you know what i feel the i feel bad for him

35:19

i like open the fart gates for someone

35:21

else

35:22

spread and release rumored

35:24

a breather right we on without your season keenan

35:27

and they put a breather it's strip between your butt cheeks

35:30

well over a man yeah you were on

35:32

at that point don't remember anything

35:34

why would you i mean i really don't remember most

35:36

thing where we said that on the way and that we're

35:38

not good with time

35:39

i'm not good with time and i think i blackout

35:42

time it a little bit not

35:44

only blackout like blackout drunk like i

35:46

think i deleted i think i have some some block

35:49

i think whether not others

35:51

professionals might call it a d d i think

35:53

theres something that helps us meaning we like the

35:55

way our brains work us correct me wrong speak

35:58

for myself i like the way brain works but i

36:00

do ten the bridges on fire behind

36:02

me yeah so i'm really just kind of doing

36:04

what i'm doing yeah like when we're trying to think

36:06

of other guess that i've had on that i've like don't like

36:08

but i couldn't think of any does not bad

36:11

he did as that changed since parenthood for you

36:13

because it has for me meaning it it's

36:15

worse will it

36:17

i think that it's just because you have to be more present

36:19

used to be present tense one to the

36:21

secret

36:22

they don't i don't mean oh pres like

36:25

think about it and you'll be on snl the

36:28

tiara the

36:30

our of this sewage

36:31

the are you my neck isn't moving the much and then just

36:34

cracked i was trying to do like the lights

36:36

and it's just like i'm so says the

36:39

i why i wanna be wanna adult

36:41

where i get massages

36:43

the new york or even once a week

36:46

i heard heard

36:48

give you down know she

36:50

, on npr or something and she was and

36:52

was before and lila lila

36:55

of course i don't have to say this but i like saying it

36:57

greatest joy my life so high now

37:00

i mean best thing in that damn world

37:02

i wish there were nine of them i mean

37:04

of love or summer arsenal i mean let's

37:06

get mormon with let's get getting

37:09

warm and were that and mormon with

37:12

i'm not i'm unaware that since

37:15

the slap at i had to reference

37:17

were there for there slap you must have been

37:19

to want to know the truth hidden truth hidden at the bar

37:22

funny hiding in a slowdown

37:25

category had jet pilot just lost

37:28

in either way

37:30

fuck it i smiled at a here

37:32

academy only he beats

37:34

right at a screening where he gave a little

37:36

to the job at the village we was yeah

37:39

and we're sitting in front of whatever the sisters

37:41

are called the so that wrote a hypothesis

37:43

yes forgive and forget so

37:46

the other five sisters are behind me and

37:48

pts was going on and

37:50

on about how amazing what is the one in the movie

37:52

forgive alon as i guess and guess

37:54

it's his name's it's not personalizing meal

37:56

and descendants and of amazing i don't mean

37:59

a lot the

38:00

the anymore person unless their asshole because

38:02

we all are busy and we have long

38:04

that's what i mean paprika i'd be like

38:06

a lot of i'm glad now i'm like the

38:08

wonderful woman from that meeting when brunette

38:11

we're we're grown ups were fighting

38:13

the what i was gonna say whether they are talking of

38:15

l and midterms is nice spread and let it

38:17

out so was sound and we just kept

38:19

talking that at the end of it's that's

38:22

absolutely something that idea

38:24

of thank you and it i feel so say very

38:26

helpful see this item

38:29

or hot hot

38:30

you might also with that's more excessive

38:33

you want to be like i'm not

38:36

the homophobic punctuate had like that

38:37

that we could relate to it with us punctuated

38:40

it's an ellipse ideally it's and ellipses i

38:42

bet a semi go and come out of my by

38:45

semi glob of

38:49

you can lead to damage rather than others a little shit

38:51

at the end of it those

38:54

the

38:55

my got my and my smallest dog does

38:57

that sometime so little poop but then

38:59

she doesn't like that she just runs off she hasn't

39:01

finished and then she'll just run like

39:03

the weather a tiny poop on the floor

39:05

love need she just left it there were

39:07

brody brodie a walk for wow there's always a

39:09

pool and then there's the it's i am like

39:11

a forensic scientists they get a plane crash

39:13

and like well this is the point of impact with this this

39:15

residue here says that the dog walked electricity

39:18

don't you hate it when they scoot there's they still there

39:21

everything about my dog sitting the

39:23

it's not my for me it's a bummer what i'm

39:26

, who likes it i think some dog

39:28

people are like a love the bags i love the squishy

39:32

oh or indirect sun moves

39:34

so often i didn't know how much of it's my first

39:36

dog at first dog how much of it was convincing the first

39:38

dog like lambs and they and they poop

39:40

in boxes

39:41

they don't have cats because i'm allergic thought

39:43

i'd were just my don't want to send you

39:45

because you love you you love cats but i've

39:48

always thought

39:48

that's her asshole for they are so that's

39:50

the charm we're a dog likes you who fucking

39:52

cares the i have a joke had like of

39:55

a pillow with my with shirt on the ambulance arrived

39:57

your dad saying because there's if you get

39:59

a that the love you

40:02

that like shocking issue as

40:04

a performer i enjoyed is like a bad audience

40:06

yeah and he won them over another purring

40:08

like me and they make a pleasure sound dogs

40:11

on of a pleasure some there's no this

40:13

, a

40:18

footnote service that some that i loved it

40:20

and it needed ads where needed ads

40:22

i was about to to also i have i'm in front

40:24

of nowhere but it's my job it's unreal

40:26

and it's it's also undiagnosed because i was

40:28

born in nineteen seventy two so you know me

40:30

that if i have

40:31

i mean i'm trying a we all have a high

40:33

yeah oh ,

40:36

i mean yes i mean by now that thing

40:38

is a hard yes yes

40:41

a hard yes what it's i it's so

40:44

i was sitting in front of a himes and

40:46

their father was great in that movie and

40:49

have kept going on about how great

40:51

alone it is and i i i could

40:53

have been projecting it but i was like this is getting uncomfortable

40:56

because the other ones were behind me and

40:58

i was his and he was just like and i mean

41:00

look at her she's just i don't mean look at her like

41:03

her beauty but her has been beauty he was just like but

41:05

she's my muse yeah i made the movie

41:07

for her and i'm like do you do

41:09

you know that long good idea where everyone everybody

41:11

to be hot the fearsome a preemie people

41:14

lizards was made with yeah it can be

41:16

a p b problem by the way yes that's correct

41:18

and i had to learn later in life had a

41:20

have pp boundaries yes yes we have

41:22

easy mike ftp boundary i'd is i

41:24

was intimidated emailing it was like she's really

41:26

seems like strong really

41:29

know that some go back and reread the emails

41:31

and imagine me being like school bus

41:34

route make those

41:36

were

41:36

why do you think that because of like characters

41:38

ice leaders of the qt mostly that

41:41

seem like a very because i

41:43

like dark hair i

41:47

realize the courthouses that either that your

41:49

work there's a conference or enough that i'm just

41:51

like dispersed really well for hundred right now

41:54

yeah

41:55

my guess as woman our havana

42:00

where my still

42:02

does

42:02

i'm gonna get and where's the jar don't

42:04

worry about it would you please add shot we

42:07

won't even show you were doing and i'll be either of

42:09

these are all flies are high they're

42:12

high yeah your loan so unless

42:14

you're good and get inside

42:16

get the jar of pipes from

42:18

t w b b of do call

42:20

t w b w b the house only

42:22

only in house sweetheart sweetheart

42:25

not t w

42:28

okay where

42:31

were we

42:32

it doesn't matter all here's my pc a

42:34

story ah yes please i'm at lady largo

42:36

i didn't know a paul look like i

42:39

gotta say now i do baber you know he's

42:41

a fucking dope ass babe reno and

42:43

we were talking about this off kim i

42:46

think he's only i think is ten times that

42:48

i watched the making of magnolia feature and i

42:50

was like look no fancy was a babe than two

42:52

but i was like he's skinny looks

42:54

i watch that to raise like he's

42:57

pretty hot i mean i hope so

42:59

the but that was that because i was doing research

43:01

on and can we didn't have like that the googling

43:03

that we have now

43:04

yeah i'm in a madam oh my god so i

43:06

manually a came out you can just go on you tube and

43:08

you're making a magnolia but now you can

43:10

it's awesome that sees you know their what's up

43:12

the name there's so many more useful things for the

43:14

spank bank now

43:15

yeah if you want to spank it's your husband which here

43:18

either way that i wish i never enters

43:20

a house in a vow i masturbate

43:22

on my own life and

43:24

i think i know any say enormous vote were

43:27

the masturbate to the of

43:29

there will be blood is twenty twenty fours

43:31

why come when the oil shows no

43:33

also before a coma or pikers people

43:36

, of can have different a child's with

43:39

a wonderful of oh

43:41

no wonder the only way to stop me from using

43:44

as he goes they blow it up

43:46

with barrels of dyno mite otherwise

43:48

i'll just i'll just for dated oh

43:50

my god i'm so sorry so anyway come

43:53

on stage and there's be part home

43:56

oh come on i both

44:02

never thought or heard by

44:05

farmers and is too late

44:07

now because i am the

44:08

you that yeah yeah there's paul tom

44:10

time i and then slowly

44:15

oh flynn i'm planning

44:17

goes

44:19

this is of and he knows

44:21

that i love we're

44:24

not going to get into a t know is my favorite know

44:26

it's all about labs and wishes and

44:28

good to know we've talked about yes planning those offering

44:30

anything you want something on the streets as i said

44:32

in the seventies of us out of linux is the

44:35

best the telephone telephone

44:37

ago

44:38

the isle of man again i don't know what i mean

44:41

by that but , told them

44:43

he knows about my love of

44:45

pt a and he goes i it is upon

44:47

like in i added some guy named paul

44:49

sake of fuck off you shouldn't be back state

44:52

militants if if go that demille

44:54

seems like yeah i go nice

44:56

to meet you and he goes i think clearly

44:58

does when is paul thomas and and

45:00

i go oh my goddess and then i

45:03

proceed to tell on

45:06

i go as we talk for minute and

45:09

then go are you aware of the theory and

45:11

theory master my favorite movie tied for first

45:13

is the is t t b b and the master

45:15

tied for first number three fender

45:18

and get real so i mean he's already know

45:21

so i go are

45:23

you aware of the theory that

45:25

joaquin as the id they'll

45:28

is the ego and amy adams

45:30

is a superego parts ,

45:32

then proceeds to tell me that what you probably

45:34

already know about how tom is that he doesn't really

45:36

think that way he's heard over the

45:38

rainbow flags if you look at the poster

45:40

it's of it's a rorschach test with

45:43

the three characters and i'm like

45:46

it really opened up the movie for me the first time

45:48

first thought it was all consumer i know there's

45:50

a rorschach on the posts are member that i

45:52

member i i i wasn't pizza planning a to i was

45:54

like that so supports the theory that this is a psychological

45:57

analysis oh wow so that's

45:59

what i was that for wage game you what i was

46:01

looking for some and he was like i've

46:04

heard that theory but i don't really work that way

46:06

and i was like yeah but you know like the

46:09

joaquin jerks off on the beach at

46:11

kind of and then sell gets a hand

46:13

job from his superego so he can only come when

46:15

his superego tell them it's okay wow

46:18

right but also with i'm thinking kendrick

46:20

on the beach here this is what

46:22

i think paul tom thought too because he's

46:24

like well when we shot that he was like watching

46:26

was just improvising and i

46:28

proceed to save what

46:31

like i don't believe him i'm

46:33

like what it's mirrored in the movie perfect

46:35

you get a little bit mad not mad but

46:37

abs like probably loud probably

46:41

either go walking was is doing his thing and were violent

46:44

and i'm like but if you look at i subbed as i was a good that

46:46

shot of him jerking off is

46:48

framed perfectly see can't

46:50

see his signaling i'm sure he was is going

46:52

like this but it's shot

46:54

so you it looks like he's doing out there like how did your

46:56

you need time to frame how

46:58

long was a deal with it some getting worked up an

47:00

end up i'm like

47:01

oh my god no not not as it went

47:03

full throttle instantly like

47:06

job

47:06

right and long getting louder for fun

47:08

nine online or i was being cool is a tooth

47:10

know that i'm a son mean that really friends

47:12

then you had a cigarette immediately

47:16

and he goes i'm telling you about the mirroring

47:18

jerk offs and he goes you know

47:20

i've seen the film that's

47:23

fucking signed

47:24

the problem and , would

47:27

say it's funny guy i went home or like i'm

47:29

not i was really worried about it but i was

47:31

aware that i add i was in the neighborhood of

47:33

i blew it oh

47:35

so you're ready for my winking story that i

47:38

got to me journey

47:39

don't tell me that german

47:42

journal i got me can i do i got

47:44

to meet joan i got my joan by the way we

47:46

go i'm doing alan rickman in love actually

47:49

journeys mitchell i don't

47:51

need you know what i'm talking about you

47:55

you want to know that is have seen some of

47:57

love actually there's the porn

47:59

ones just

48:00

have you been a bailout nailed super gonna

48:02

the oil is movie releases or

48:04

there's a porn story and love axes actually

48:06

quite jarring and martin freeman's

48:09

able to live down there not seen that party me

48:11

to want to really you said you

48:13

love christmas oh i do really

48:18

no i've seen as i

48:21

like

48:22

soccer girl in the see the chanel as it

48:24

is as to see movies emma thompson

48:27

your a night your nightly tried our girls

48:29

you know grow from the soccer the okay he

48:32

didn't write your choppers nightly chopra

48:34

nightly i've seen that okay well

48:36

you need to given i think like seen it at like like

48:38

someone like watching over substantial don't play

48:41

in a like it was already on on

48:42

i understand is how i am with the godfather don't tell

48:45

paul tom i

48:48

visited

48:48

hm maybe i'm i'm i'm mike significantly

48:51

older than you

48:52

when you don't allow i think we're similar

48:54

in i'm gonna turn safety in july

48:56

okay you seven years older than i am but that

48:59

by when

49:02

i was i was your us breasts man

49:04

with no one nine hundred and started the

49:07

way of getting years is all of high school

49:09

and then no

49:12

then three years the

49:14

way seven

49:15

when i was in sixth grade you are graduating

49:17

high school yes anna sour the

49:19

your ass okay

49:21

that's also know what you're still good assist

49:23

great

49:25

it did it go to six mine

49:27

went from seven sitwell oh

49:30

the amateur know about

49:32

who cared about isn't really as i made a joke

49:35

i i i would cater a you

49:37

went all and anyone nine to twelve that's

49:40

not what i did we're good i did

49:42

say i did qaeda sick the

49:44

avenue twelve okay we're gonna

49:46

do the winking

49:47

oh shit right sorry winking

49:50

somebody offered to me it a paul thomas anderson sorry

49:52

where they were yelling about how boogie nights didn't work

49:55

and then they realized after the fact that it was they

49:57

were yelling at paul thomas why were the

49:59

yelling about it in the first place i

50:01

don't know i think he was on cocaine

50:03

when he said that he was in a circle and was steve

50:05

martin my friends and

50:09

who the he didn't know his pulse hum and week

50:11

as well week your friend that was until that

50:13

was know if i wanna out him also offers

50:15

a real but yeah this is a pre i you

50:17

know the did it is now an actor and

50:19

i wonder and he's in a movie that i know

50:22

it's a scorsese movie that i know

50:24

pulse hundred eighteen and here i wonder if we ever

50:26

watch videos that's the guy robert de

50:28

niro and , themselves

50:30

i see yeah oh my goodness

50:33

robert deniro snorted job as as

50:36

to say that let loose your job joe

50:38

pesci as nerd yep oh i'm sorry another

50:43

rabbit another nearest not great but

50:45

with major passes not i've never tried

50:48

it and and it was amazed oh i think

50:50

i don't control because you are doing it

50:52

that's the whole meyer stores

50:57

you were therapist you may people

50:59

so calm they're but that the

51:01

us an image see if you're ready the

51:04

then we'll there somewhere they're like i

51:06

resist this ah hundred

51:08

well to be fair i think

51:10

because my in to you

51:12

was one miss any words

51:15

i mean she's a legend to me this

51:17

is or

51:18

the legend the as a of a human being

51:20

so like if if you have anywhere

51:22

the your gear and for me yeah any

51:24

is wonderful and we

51:26

this is my talk show the background

51:28

from i touch of she did the wardrobe for that

51:30

that's how we met and that there was a long time i thought

51:32

you meant the cat know that the kids with the

51:34

word answer your taxes and had a dusted

51:36

for you take a quick keep it

51:38

the under sensitive no that's on

51:40

the pod your say that at the end in fact

51:42

technically because you said it we have to hundred

51:46

percent jk years oh feel

51:49

i'm under pressure yeah no no no kiss

51:51

me out i never would

51:53

then i couldn't because you're so confident murray

51:57

why do you think i'm confident i

51:59

think maybe it it might be because well

52:02

first of all he wanted would be of is going

52:04

on what the of what , do

52:06

with syndicated and you time second

52:08

mormon burned sorry my latter day saints

52:12

anyone that can dominate on

52:15

saturday night live that's

52:17

the name show right i've

52:20

been calling it saturday night

52:23

anyone that can like that when it was called

52:25

originally sketches on

52:28

and consistently and

52:31

live the gonna

52:33

right you got a little bit the way i

52:35

feel about stand ups as well

52:37

it's that and confidence

52:40

thing that which is which is interesting cause it's the same

52:42

thing as thing as like you do that but

52:45

i i only recently i mean i'm

52:47

forty nine years old and i only recently discovered that

52:49

i'm

52:50

live performer like i actually

52:52

thought that i was in a yeah i thought

52:54

it was an actor meeting

52:57

like i'll do it all but like i'm better

52:59

at live performance that's what i that's

53:01

where i sign yes internally

53:04

that race feel good and where i feel

53:06

like myself and your brain probably come

53:08

my range fucking fire

53:10

the on all that elders and see

53:12

that's the way it could have gone that's the match

53:14

point yet allen's your favorite film makers

53:17

and dumb but it is it's like the ball could

53:19

have gone this were that way out some people

53:22

i remember reading about this in psychology and like high

53:24

school they were like it's a real thing

53:26

basketball players in front of a crowd or

53:28

sadder than best whoppers non front of crowds

53:30

absolutely think that's me i am

53:32

give me a crime

53:33

yeah or give me death yeah yeah that's

53:35

what old hemingway yet he said that

53:38

the night i'd fight and i felt good like oh

53:41

i took me all this time to learn to to

53:43

to admit that about myself or to even

53:45

noticed that about myself i should say cuss word

53:48

i know i never noticed it before

53:50

i just felt like

53:52

probably know why because i've always thought that i had to

53:54

do what people do like

53:56

i never felt like the real thing

53:58

even though really truly that making my

54:00

own past but i didn't know that i was like i'm

54:03

weird

54:04

that are do it everybody else is doing so

54:06

i try i always truck have tried

54:08

to do the things you're supposed to dump supposed

54:11

to act in movies i'm supposed

54:13

to do the things that actors

54:15

do but what but i'm far

54:18

more allies performing allies

54:20

not to say that i'm blake

54:22

always happy with it that's a whole other conversations

54:25

yeah it's just that that's the place

54:27

where i feel like oh now i know what i'm doing

54:29

we get is it it some

54:32

the see back of it it gives life

54:34

know i'm doing it in front of a camera i

54:36

constantly have to remind myself people

54:39

will see this i know

54:41

the only people will see this at

54:43

some point this will delight them

54:44

the different was it for you with a multi

54:47

cam vs

54:48

we had a little audience but they were they were sort

54:50

of a pretend and they're like this

54:53

the last laugh

54:56

at when they heard they line that was the last

54:58

because they had watched it

55:00

in blocking i realized

55:02

that is that they had already seen it and blocking and

55:05

most of them on their phones and it's because they were there for

55:07

twenty two hours and so that

55:08

in to be fair that studio

55:10

audience is in los angeles

55:13

probably you know working

55:16

actors as well yes so it's just

55:18

not the same

55:18

these are great snow and i would

55:20

improvise and they would never laugh and

55:23

i was and it doesn't have resume yeah

55:25

it hurt like a series of i was a year is was

55:28

because i've been prieto when i was a real audience

55:30

at three hundred people get improvise

55:32

if he said like hell wow

55:34

instead of hey if people would last is because

55:37

it was difference or like here i am on a multi games

55:39

are going to say some like take a big

55:41

swing yeah not them and you're like

55:44

soda supply we had i would get a little

55:46

upset about that all i would mind as

55:48

such hurt feelings i would get hurt

55:50

either way i'm so your live

55:52

performer here's a question i'm

55:55

honest and know this one of the things that i'm

55:57

like to take an impression any

55:59

delighted

56:00

wonderful impressions to me thanks

56:04

in your flair for dmv

56:07

incurred popular but that's

56:08

so accurate it's not down

56:10

here it's up it's up here the

56:13

the barrel chested

56:14

belfast yeah he is east of you

56:16

know it is as fast the owner and of

56:18

aspect of jesus

56:21

correct answers correct ah

56:25

when the pressure's on performing

56:28

yes doing stand up yes doing

56:30

a voice doing an impression yes

56:32

harder under pressure i fight for

56:34

sir i

56:35

i didn't ever for i don't feel like

56:37

i've ever really learned had been impressionists

56:40

is i will way

56:42

the guy to right i think impressionists

56:44

are either impressionists or they're not

56:47

but i feel like you're

56:50

right i think porches i i think i'm

56:53

the impression with more with like arm

56:56

cover the musical your i think i'll pick

56:58

up a pitch i've picked up there sounds

57:00

in their the

57:01

they talk for when the pressure's on you could

57:03

still find that pitch sometimes not

57:05

yeah subjects not i'm glad we did i did it

57:07

is we have a clip actually goes he couldn't quite

57:09

fine it's your oh , just

57:13

get a god poseidon

57:15

the larger a lot of the day

57:17

before yesterday saturday my buddy natasha

57:19

leone posted and

57:21

the just broke up a frederick yes i

57:24

, know what to tell you it's

57:26

like carbon like carbon year cause of cause year

57:28

ago forgive them forgive yeah

57:31

even to my own well i have we

57:33

don't know the touches on as the weather way when

57:35

you meet or you're like is this is this a bit

57:37

to the guides he's yeah i'm down in brooklyn

57:40

mm gone over there see

57:41

the i give myself a fair to cigarette smoker

57:44

we're we're we're we're we're we're we're guy

57:46

they're that

57:47

now that was it out with good writer

57:49

what will anyway my my idea

57:52

to say let's do impressions of view we

57:54

did i'm and my wasn't as

57:56

the friends is perfect i've

57:58

heard this to her you did it

58:00

hurts that's what i'm getting my little away as

58:02

the way i normally do

58:03

i did on stage the other day i was trying to do

58:05

john c rather this is that the largo our

58:09

grew by the lakers that but it's not quite

58:11

right is that is can hear it it's not quite

58:13

right says soaps and flynn ago slight

58:15

will you are oh relax

58:17

i would you can just relax and think about benefits

58:19

what about legs record resident rises

58:23

he was better tv there

58:25

are some for the lightest champagne they

58:28

had ah

58:31

i feel with your john c it

58:33

the like a cartoon dog john c

58:35

which i like a lot

58:37

i hear that and i took it as a harsh criticism

58:39

know the monitor are you freeze

58:42

so lovable

58:43

i asked him to come on this bug as

58:45

many times and he's always been like now

58:47

knowing what zoo

58:50

you know you should do then he should make a play

58:53

model of him and just do that voice

58:55

any cats are just as know shot of america

58:57

or p b says zeiger

58:59

that's right away

59:01

was not good i don't know that

59:03

i can do john's way

59:05

we to do sell to talk

59:07

about we're going to the p t a phrase it was it's

59:10

so you

59:13

have have oh that's so good

59:15

as it's mission impossible three

59:17

the i actually felt that in my body a little

59:19

bit is they're great a little like

59:22

yea as that's that's the met

59:24

that's the parlor trick i'm so touched

59:26

that you like that xml well

59:28

and it's mission impossible three felt very

59:31

good

59:32

the killer ah regular

59:37

size

59:38

i got it again in my niece

59:41

yeah very get very happy

59:43

about those woods but i feel

59:45

like i need to make you shine what was the would you want

59:48

know know how nice i mean i know

59:51

the be i'm feeling great don't worry

59:53

that is saying

59:54

okay but i don't know later don't worry

59:56

the i'll come on actually you shining

59:58

armor tell me

1:00:00

about the wing about the wink saying

1:00:02

they're showing joni mitchell oh yeah

1:00:04

that's how we got on the journey rituals

1:00:06

is it's it

1:00:09

is now my duty to go home and

1:00:11

watch love ashley

1:00:14

i'll put my spank bank so i

1:00:16

have split his joni

1:00:18

mitchell recorded i'm a lot

1:00:20

of her incredible

1:00:22

albums at a a that

1:00:24

than a in and records which is now hansen's the

1:00:26

as such a fun for me i get suffer from

1:00:28

hollywood california if you pass the kermit

1:00:30

youth pastor

1:00:32

what i say about a lot of things in life like

1:00:35

with my grades are really over

1:00:36

in my you're a lot of the curb you're about to pass

1:00:38

the kermit years since i jumped the shark

1:00:41

oh my gosh we'd are your this close to

1:00:43

passing the karma

1:00:45

there's no going back to hundred and syria as once

1:00:47

you pass the kermit already lives

1:00:49

didn't you love seeing that kermit i do

1:00:52

showbiz do you have showbiz

1:00:53

the am and i will tell you this growing

1:00:56

up in this city does i grew up in los angeles

1:00:59

there , a lot more things

1:01:01

like that around the city that

1:01:03

that are gone that i miss like there was

1:01:05

an incredibly large large

1:01:08

chip cookie spinning on a finger like a basketball

1:01:10

in front of the famous amos cookie

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shop on sunset i think it was

1:01:14

either hollywood or sunset suffering big

1:01:16

screw famous same as cookies but he thinks

1:01:19

like a public a basket here's a question

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here that you

1:01:24

know know

1:01:24

we

1:01:27

were going as we cook

1:01:29

this whole , know

1:01:31

you're a i know i know know

1:01:34

it's a big me so happy

1:01:36

he took a stab matter known

1:01:40

i will add you could be question now i'm

1:01:42

crispy or kg yeah

1:01:45

i know the i don't what he became an hour

1:01:47

in all

1:01:49

that know what it means to put ,

1:01:52

how you like a fuller pancakes pancakes

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since happen to be singing there that

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day with my good friend on the gas there and

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that i know and love and musicians i know unless

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wonderful dear friend to find him when email boy

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for yes him because when my guest makes a joke

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honor it was a yes am you are

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funny that the story is that like

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never got good part of the stories

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here's the good part oh yeah i mean

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without the good part of just yards

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you despise so i i got

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to meet joni mitchell one

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when i was three sets the story

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like you do i don't like to make

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people uncomfortable by telling them how much

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i love them because i worry that

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that's gonna make them feel weird are uncomfortable

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so i try to play pool which is probably

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why do you think i'm being quoted maybe i am

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trying to play local just like i'm not going

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to be like avoiding or you know right

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so i didn't do that to joanie i just

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said it's so nice to meet you and

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i was very warm because of wanted

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to radiate love towards her because i

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love her so much years and

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she doesn't need to know the intricacies of why

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she's she's done things for my life

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she wants to hear that maybe we

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were having dinner at or how

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highly series tank three thank you

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we're all here and i don't see too long

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as that's another thing where i'm like a never one stage once

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all a mess i i'm i'm so

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urine she does that

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worried about had made movies and i said

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here like a mafioso promising

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not watch anything i've ever

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the late early two thousand i'm flipping

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about and and i love chris oh

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dad and i'd love to just whack asked

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now ah there she goes the want to see me on

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a metal my oh doubt face he's

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see it would your doubtful my real

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fucking way joni mitchell i

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wish we could color hadn't seen

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right see mama the in an uncle joey

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harrington

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the people that had apparently you know on the hook

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for ten years his publicist

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1:13:05

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1:13:08

filmmaker don't have that a twenty i'm sitting here

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told everyone

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refuse to b the person that tells him but ive heard

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youtube talk about how he and p t are

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i don't think they can hear because the makes you so close to our forces

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out to the such as as i just love

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of physical python i'd like to check out

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any does it clients and like to check out

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either one

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i started things before and i got sidetracked

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they already were amateur encino man

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1:14:14

about will live inside by but i knew this was going to happen

1:14:16

it is constantly cutting you off

1:14:18

and starting news stories you think you're

1:14:20

cutting me off here

1:14:21

read the comments i think they're they're ah

1:14:24

i think the commons are actually below us

1:14:26

i like i thought for sure

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and i was scissors some point my twenty

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what is and my twenties that

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think i'm setting more than

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mom i were american national corpus

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years

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1:15:35

in the bathtub and i thought god we

1:15:37

should invent how better screens

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that people can see them we can see

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and talk to each other you i gotta from the jetsons

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time

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when you just admitted he didn't but you like but i

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but i really did yeah and man

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in my twenties

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some of the most brilliant human beings alive

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what what is it was of

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observations and

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of all that's adorable and i wish i could brands

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i'm in awe of it with there

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that you're so free and you can

1:16:55

see it in you're acting as well that you're you're

1:16:57

holding loosely you're moving like

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their said it makes you very funny and dynamics

1:17:01

and stand up is a risky pursuit because

1:17:04

you're taking this fluid

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1:17:09

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books and then he take that any

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real risk there's almost a part of me

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or improvise or whatever else but i do i said my

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i like this old my name maya rudolph

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ah feel free to make up the red nosed reindeer

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just like i don't want to see that when

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you do i don't wanna see that where

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do you dear

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you're gonna love it i'm jesus

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where are you to do as a shirt like up in

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conversation oh that's

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also me of and seen the staircase haven't

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seen this deck the documentary i

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like things that make me scared

1:18:32

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a problem with that it'll make you yeah

1:18:37

i have a real like i'm i'm i'm a real and

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i'm a real went with scary stuff really

1:18:42

yeah but i love hello

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of which is alive

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wait how are you love which is we will have

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real which is amy and like cards like in

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salem i'll be honest city i'm talking like

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which he picks yeah

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yeah i wanna be a witch when i'm older

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i'm a little bit of a which i got

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harry moses i like

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it i like i like the kind of

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weird dresses they were

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1:19:27

and everyone was like well but double must

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have given you that leaves i mean let's be honest everybody

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knows by now what was really knowing that

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was some blue sea at possibly

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with some fermented rye that made people hallucinate

1:19:40

my favorite theory favorite that's wonderful

1:19:42

yeah that's yeah good one i

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i'm a and you'll get me wrong i'm not special by

1:19:46

saying this about myself i fucking

1:19:49

love magic amazon my point

1:19:51

of magic castle or anything like that the like the

1:19:53

idea of like the prospect

1:19:55

of something magical usually and like when

1:19:57

i'm in something that seemed

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it it i'm like i just like a little

1:20:03

this is a little a little some

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oh , he can have the unexpected unexpected

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david blaine gurdwara

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a lot of david blaine like body stuff

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in them a i get a little freaked out that's

1:20:16

what he's going

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i didn't even offer me is that abracadabra

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know man it's more or less am

1:20:23

i okay

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i just i just sliced myself old

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area there's but like if it involves

1:20:28

blood

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we were once at the deuce place in our

1:20:32

neighborhood and there were three buff

1:20:34

magicians doing card tricks for us and

1:20:37

afterwards i said wow i can't

1:20:39

believe we just met david blaine

1:20:41

and it was a plane and that was like that was david

1:20:43

play question mark and we

1:20:46

still laugh about that but it really difficult

1:20:48

to blame i'm a big magic fan

1:20:50

i love magic yeah i i i

1:20:53

did a bit about it about how i don't understand

1:20:55

why it's like lame to

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like magic no no no no it is

1:20:59

not limit is is sorta like what

1:21:01

you had derricks at a premium for the

1:21:03

same delgaudio they got area hi

1:21:06

you sign is of itself

1:21:08

i didn't see it on live i saw

1:21:10

that that the spent the

1:21:12

version on television on my television

1:21:14

screen or is on a scream and

1:21:16

i'll tell you the secret them about to tell thirty

1:21:20

people that listen challenge kidding

1:21:22

the burn just for it and a friend

1:21:24

to burn

1:21:26

meta and i

1:21:29

wasn't immediately wasn't immediately

1:21:30

the fell in love with him flakes we have to the

1:21:32

point where als ik oh this is a big yeah

1:21:35

yeah i have a really good as shipments

1:21:38

let it go

1:21:39

the out in the service here without hearing

1:21:42

about and i don't know anything about him his

1:21:44

life i don't fucking care i was a

1:21:46

year

1:21:47

that because of his connection

1:21:50

to his magic it was a

1:21:52

huge turn on well you can't see

1:21:54

that show i saw it twice sorry

1:21:57

the you right in the bird the book was better

1:22:00

oh i didn't read about see there's something special

1:22:02

about writing out i think the second time

1:22:04

i saw it i was his friend and i picked

1:22:06

the card friend and he went you

1:22:09

are a friend and it was

1:22:11

then i got moyes pie want who

1:22:13

now home the

1:22:16

the i wanna know

1:22:19

and i

1:22:19

than enough i'm by the way my

1:22:21

at and i would say this to derek that

1:22:23

is pick a card any card just writ large

1:22:25

that's all that is unrealistic and almeida

1:22:28

i would say yeah i don't even know

1:22:30

how pick apart any card work that's the fun

1:22:33

i won't teach you how do , do

1:22:35

the i do i'm an amateur my sister

1:22:39

but not good i know for right

1:22:41

card tricks but they're great the i think

1:22:43

every day one for the at

1:22:45

some point yeah i

1:22:49

didn't know the wonderful ricky jay ricky

1:22:51

jay was great

1:22:52

of course you did field of were in magnolia

1:22:55

eyes wonderful and am

1:22:57

ah yeah i mean that's

1:22:59

that number isn't a bunch of and but i know i'm first

1:23:02

and foremost oh yes these things

1:23:04

have any real life when you

1:23:05

that people think it's a like that

1:23:08

man the ice

1:23:10

block string of ricky jay leno

1:23:13

you know i don't know anything right the we agreed

1:23:15

on members and out them with

1:23:17

a man who

1:23:20

there's a famous track and sir i didn't mean

1:23:22

to interrupt but you're gonna love the i'm with you

1:23:25

there's an old old magic

1:23:27

trick called the ice block track which

1:23:30

is you and i are talking it would this

1:23:32

is how i would do the as fluctuates men imagine if i

1:23:34

did this for one second and i went maya and

1:23:36

there was a block of

1:23:38

not melting frozen ice right

1:23:40

there yeah and i just leave vineyards and

1:23:42

view just so that's the has backtracked

1:23:45

and i just leaves well because

1:23:47

i'm just like make drop what

1:23:50

i'm saying is i listen this is historical

1:23:52

it's like hundreds of years maybe one hundred years

1:23:54

old yes old objects but

1:23:56

it you know nobody really knows how to do it with ricky

1:23:58

jay was having lunch

1:24:00

with them when i get the new york times or something they

1:24:02

were they were eating at the of in the mail they're looking

1:24:04

at the dessert menu and he lists as menu up

1:24:06

and there's a block

1:24:08

like a thirty lb block of ice on the table and

1:24:10

ricky jay just leaves and the inner the

1:24:12

woman that was interviewing him said that she does wept

1:24:14

for ten minutes oh that's

1:24:17

magic why are people so resistance

1:24:19

he brings you into the moment goes

1:24:22

let me show you what you think is it

1:24:24

isn't and then it makes you go what

1:24:26

else am i wrong about this

1:24:28

what it he's such a thoughtful

1:24:30

interesting

1:24:32

storyteller and human being

1:24:34

and yes he's not on this earth with

1:24:36

us anymore at any time

1:24:38

he spoke about anything it was fascinating

1:24:41

him and he in edo

1:24:43

new his new

1:24:44

three an hour and knew i knew

1:24:46

that trick i mean see it took the care

1:24:48

of someone to go sub people used to do this i'm

1:24:50

going to figure out how to do it again

1:24:52

he loved it yeah personally loved it

1:24:54

so much as a yes and he

1:24:56

shows that love in the way

1:24:58

that he did it right i just

1:25:01

yeah i got to i got to see him up close

1:25:04

to according to a watermelon

1:25:07

very fun theory find a

1:25:10

magic is great i don't know why people give it's such a

1:25:12

hard to i do know why this because we like to be the

1:25:14

thing in culture that

1:25:17

did we want a impact reality we don't when

1:25:19

haven't reality changed on us

1:25:22

forgive me for repeating myself but have you noticed

1:25:24

that tough guys don't dance in action

1:25:26

movies because dancing is submitting

1:25:29

your will it's it's feminine on

1:25:31

the thing is for girls only but there's something receiving

1:25:34

about it and magic is it's asking

1:25:36

you to be receiving yes and to

1:25:38

be befuddled this is why hello

1:25:40

so it makes a fool of us a a fool have

1:25:43

to be willing to go like oh i don't understand

1:25:45

and we wanna be jason bourne we were i know

1:25:47

where all the exits are in or the guns are you have zaps

1:25:50

and this is what most and this way hecklers are are

1:25:52

typically guys were or women

1:25:54

when lot a masculine energies that don't

1:25:56

like that i'm a comedian

1:25:58

is is manipulate the the reality

1:26:01

changing their chemistry

1:26:02

i love that with with

1:26:05

magic i don't like it

1:26:07

with comedy in terms of of

1:26:09

those shows where people go up to people on three

1:26:12

and yeah they are tending to be something

1:26:14

and then i make a fool

1:26:15

the electric and and they deny tricky you

1:26:17

i don't like it is i

1:26:18

like it makes me really uncomfortable

1:26:20

and it makes it personally

1:26:22

during the little bit well i would rather

1:26:24

everyone be and on it yet and it can make

1:26:26

me really uncomfortable the watch

1:26:29

pranks i don't like pranks i

1:26:31

don't like lying

1:26:33

even if it's approved by the guy as we did you crag

1:26:35

anchors and i said yes because i elderly

1:26:37

without a little see a lot of that i immediately said no

1:26:40

nanos i elegant con costs

1:26:42

on the old woman who works at like whole

1:26:44

foods and she answers the phone in my studio

1:26:49

if

1:26:51

you have

1:26:52

i didn't do anything without you are the queen

1:26:55

i thought it was real i now

1:26:57

have you ever almost died yeah

1:27:00

filming

1:27:02

well i i i i could have

1:27:05

the been like had i did i get close

1:27:06

the like not enough

1:27:08

about an nd as they're known near

1:27:11

death experience but maybe when you're a kid

1:27:13

it will you ripped out in a riptide who

1:27:16

or anything like that oh sure i was

1:27:18

on a horse once and the horse got

1:27:20

that can take off my dad was like oh

1:27:22

school or their own

1:27:24

small hey

1:27:31

it's funny now but i'm sure if it's empresa

1:27:34

things like when when we continue

1:27:37

it's in real time he's in slow

1:27:39

motion he's don't want to micromanage for

1:27:41

your like slots

1:27:45

i'm not knocking

1:27:49

, of trees apple

1:27:53

has older

1:28:01

oh god

1:28:04

, i'm a

1:28:06

system know about

1:28:09

it happen personal we are does

1:28:11

it stop

1:28:12

they think they are you real good either i think somebody

1:28:14

thought up with the i don't remember

1:28:16

i was once driving up to my dear

1:28:18

friends a brit claiming and i

1:28:20

driving up to college you know

1:28:22

proclaiming know it's just a whimper

1:28:25

wow where

1:28:27

are you even out of school that can

1:28:30

you broke claim him

1:28:31

a wonderful family friend the her know

1:28:33

many years and i am one it's minute drive

1:28:35

up back to college without went to u c santa

1:28:38

cruz and it's a long drive and i don't like

1:28:40

the drive by myself yeah specially

1:28:43

i was younger and horseback specially

1:28:45

on horseback my

1:28:47

bad my gf mice my

1:28:49

my the jetta china when

1:28:51

it's debt

1:28:54

read it and scepticism

1:29:01

yeah we we run the two lanes me

1:29:03

i was driving and then like a semi

1:29:05

a runner what happened but somebody get my lead

1:29:08

and i veered but you're supposed to like

1:29:10

turn into the swerve but i just

1:29:12

didn't and so the cards is like

1:29:15

you don't need a one eighty and so

1:29:17

i was driving backwards or oh

1:29:20

on the highway and i remember looking

1:29:22

at the semi and the semi looking

1:29:24

at me and going backward

1:29:28

i would on back or

1:29:30

the other one eighty enemies can what

1:29:32

are you rest and went to the curb and

1:29:34

we were just sort of like for them i think it's because my

1:29:36

car was so path down with all my shit for

1:29:38

my apartment that as soon as the ambulance so he doesn't

1:29:40

taste good we should have flipped like

1:29:43

, litter that's what i always say and

1:29:45

am and it just got quiet could you know when you get

1:29:47

scared like it scared have i didn't hear

1:29:49

any sound but then slowly are

1:29:52

you hearing what was on the radio in it was like don't

1:29:54

you worry about us

1:29:58

it was we were listening

1:30:00

the we wondered don't you worry about saying it was so perfect

1:30:02

and we're it was such a weird life experience

1:30:05

and it came back on just that the

1:30:10

that would have been blasting i didn't hear it at all

1:30:13

there are things in movies that are right

1:30:15

yeah you know the mind that feels like a movie like

1:30:17

when it goes yang like something happens

1:30:20

you know make in there are some garlic

1:30:25

don't you everyone does singing

1:30:27

is so good though the ringing is great but

1:30:29

i meant when someone's like i'm

1:30:32

sorry but you have a week to live with

1:30:34

it starts to fade out of they'd alex

1:30:37

yeah then again i urge

1:30:39

we can we or says yes to

1:30:41

a little tonight and the resources

1:30:43

of listening go into greece go

1:30:45

into shock what will it's it's fighter flight

1:30:48

of course or freezer friend the

1:30:50

heard rent no rubin

1:30:52

from all time yes we can hang out

1:30:55

clearly cause he's got a red beard i mean

1:30:57

he pinata weasley beard

1:30:59

i don't want to walk the walk over to

1:31:01

get those fucking wanker what they look walk or walk as

1:31:04

outta here so many of these of these although

1:31:06

i did to get sad when when of them

1:31:09

my ruining it for you in harry potter yeah

1:31:12

i've seen the movies they bounce deck

1:31:15

you know why do you know why because you

1:31:17

love the hub do me a favor know

1:31:19

i yeah i am more of a token i

1:31:21

sure did you read the books and that was like your child's

1:31:23

head and then he got into the these know just

1:31:26

the movies to the movies

1:31:27

my dad was really into the books and your kids

1:31:30

do me a favor

1:31:32

powder yeah it's too much

1:31:34

speed it's a it's a a

1:31:37

gun

1:31:38

for a sword see ideas are established

1:31:40

realities sure but once you have sticks

1:31:42

yeah that shoot beams of light of

1:31:44

varying strengths yeah

1:31:46

that are hinged on a mechanism

1:31:49

that we don't understand magical

1:31:51

concentration your question mark now

1:31:53

, go overboard going like like

1:31:56

harry potter going to i'm like

1:31:58

this to i'm filmmaking

1:32:00

luggage is is i to

1:32:02

two people pushing against each other and

1:32:04

are pushing against some it's a loud

1:32:06

sound but it as soon as it's still on

1:32:09

like i'm out and that's what harry potter

1:32:11

ultimately as if like and star treks there's

1:32:13

too much of that

1:32:15

yeah yeah you go to me likely up watching

1:32:17

star trek a long time ago i wasn't

1:32:19

for me i was big star wars ladies i didn't

1:32:21

care i didn't really they're about thirty yes

1:32:24

whenever you needed to pick a side the like wasn't

1:32:26

for

1:32:27

i think you did need i did they

1:32:29

decide when you are you if you've never done that

1:32:31

was i on sorry for you and start a worse

1:32:35

we watch star leaving

1:32:38

i'm laughing so hard for you and this original

1:32:40

start with yeah , how

1:32:42

i call you seventy where you

1:32:44

are in the original star been carrie fisher

1:32:48

i was what i her she always

1:32:50

are widows that one of

1:32:52

your people i just

1:32:54

wanted to be princess leia so i just

1:32:56

like that was the coolest thing in the world to me

1:32:59

yeah lexapro wanted me i mean it is

1:33:01

all that era with

1:33:02

it would olivia newton

1:33:04

john because of greece and it was

1:33:06

carrie fisher because of

1:33:09

star wars with all the same time leave layer was

1:33:11

a little it was a lot oh i

1:33:13

couldn't get it sorted have been under third one

1:33:15

yeah you could hear the boomers there was like a rubber

1:33:18

easier we paying attention

1:33:20

to the borders i was still little enough that i was like

1:33:23

but not with more it digitally some intense yeah

1:33:26

it for like the white cast and that's

1:33:28

my jam

1:33:29

the whitecaps just and you know like her original

1:33:31

like student or cafe and i was it was really one

1:33:33

of these is a very ghazi just

1:33:35

very seventies me as his white polyester

1:33:37

my favorite things as like the aesthetic of your

1:33:39

original movies as the seventies and

1:33:42

it's got the flared helmets have a zipper now

1:33:44

we make them and it's like but it's still the

1:33:46

future as establishes by the seventies

1:33:48

which is wonderful it is fun but it's

1:33:50

also funny to be like people don't even know that

1:33:52

that since the seventies i love it so

1:33:54

much you like get a do another seventies

1:33:56

quite a bit i feel very lucky to have been

1:33:58

alive during that time you also get to pretend

1:34:00

to be in the seventies with an effort

1:34:04

hugging about liquors liquors lucky

1:34:06

beat

1:34:06

murky mcareavey yeah

1:34:08

because they didn't relax didn't relaxed my hair

1:34:11

with hair cares and three min and they did not do that in the nineteen

1:34:13

seventies black women he relaxed your

1:34:15

hair the nadir

1:34:17

team we live our lives

1:34:19

here with a carriage and treatments in real life

1:34:21

and ladies did not do that in the seventy five

1:34:23

for with on that nobody else in the movies were

1:34:25

unaware

1:34:26

i felt that way i was was all except for lucy i

1:34:28

guess they call me magic and everybody's

1:34:30

got the natural this is what they were do i'm

1:34:34

not a natural but then later on she would you like

1:34:35

curler a blowout kind of thing

1:34:38

a hot that if you are

1:34:41

hot

1:34:43

curlers have you ever i bet the answer's

1:34:45

yes

1:34:46

i'm going to pre pre loaded with the i kill

1:34:48

way some just gonna say with

1:34:50

confidence tell me about me about that you went to a psychic

1:34:53

i'm a blue your mind you just really stupid

1:34:55

think you went to a psychic and they were like

1:34:58

maya you can emit paul

1:35:00

or something like that the weekend i went

1:35:02

to a psychic and got the worst

1:35:05

reading we've ever had and the lady

1:35:07

called as giggling girlfriends

1:35:10

and then she

1:35:12

would that she was a medium the

1:35:14

her

1:35:15

in and i felt so badly

1:35:18

there's about a medium we

1:35:20

went down went were like were like we went

1:35:22

to

1:35:23

the wanted to see santiago but it was not that far

1:35:26

but it was definitely like close to orange

1:35:28

county and it was a white lady and

1:35:32

i preface that because when she was a

1:35:34

medium she had a very

1:35:36

offensive voice of i refuse

1:35:39

to do in your podcast it was that gnarly or

1:35:41

mister mom i do a little bit but it

1:35:43

was like it was like

1:35:45

ah i see

1:35:47

giggling girlfriend the

1:35:50

was like why you're quoting

1:35:53

why is this white lady talking with is the that

1:35:55

was when she was the meat when she was that

1:35:56

the you the mean she's speaking through of

1:35:59

shoes it's as

1:36:00

i channeled the and channeled yeah

1:36:02

and that i've heard

1:36:03

what the channels name was so

1:36:05

it was this this meeting was reference

1:36:07

this by the relic if you

1:36:09

are just erases person or

1:36:11

and uses want to do i get away with it be

1:36:13

like i'm gonna look it's a jumble

1:36:15

i a cookie from our oh he's moved

1:36:19

away as away jibe talk and met

1:36:21

him from the seventies dizzying

1:36:23

lose blurred season and a good

1:36:25

see on the rebound amid is sad

1:36:29

when you come back as a white guy from referee on me

1:36:32

but not me see something that is

1:36:34

, i do on t

1:36:38

the that's basically what it okay

1:36:40

yeah she was wrong but everything

1:36:44

i get really funny well i'm glad i ask

1:36:46

any time i've the and i love and

1:36:48

might give it to make it nervous because you know i get scared

1:36:51

about getting well i yep

1:36:53

the like it but i get along by get nervous and i

1:36:55

saw i saw some light i got

1:36:57

my terrell kurds read and say

1:36:58

one one of those wonderful crystal shop

1:37:01

yes i wonder who was the same one that i went

1:37:03

to well

1:37:04

interesting because when i think that covered

1:37:06

with the promos it does suck wizards

1:37:09

and in retrospect i she did

1:37:11

say i was going to have another baby and i

1:37:13

did well my fourth but like

1:37:15

at the time i had three and i was like having

1:37:17

another video this this this greg this

1:37:19

bitch crisis prescribe great

1:37:23

they do that

1:37:26

from the as very hard signed ask alexa

1:37:28

the have what a wonderful so

1:37:30

yeah that's all i'm gonna i'm gonna ask you to

1:37:32

laugh at the very hard song alexa

1:37:35

to play right

1:37:37

like that i refuse

1:37:40

you have to say then words in

1:37:43

paris and then you know if she says now

1:37:45