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it. Can I am starting. Can

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I just. Started our

5:22

I made a start though. Can I just say

5:25

well you set up. Sitting.

5:27

Know I know, but I knew this would take. I.

5:30

Know you. I. Know you and

5:32

I know says Sicily Little I'm saying

5:34

I want to say is gonna take

5:37

your exactly as long as it's gonna

5:39

take you to put several blankets on

5:41

that chair, an antenna wrap up like

5:43

a little babushka as I haven't really

5:46

little of what I did. no one

5:48

can toxin they want this blink at

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mans rates. Are you trying to say

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isn't softness cod the softness as the

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fuck in the It's literally everything is

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everything I don't know Every. Season. The

6:00

new people are out there in hard

6:02

you know it's weird as I did

6:04

my heart heart jackets the after breaking

6:07

over I get as if you're working

6:09

well. I got table saw yeah why

6:11

does were that a man get a

6:14

sauce You know I. I've been very

6:16

clear on this point. one I ever

6:18

saw Liar A done my job I've

6:21

gotten I knew not gonna stop yammering.

6:23

You tell me what a woody Woody

6:25

god. Well. When I remember when he

6:27

both to remember I remember when we both

6:30

to. Censor Censor

6:32

Him. And only answer though

6:34

is that I. Notice

6:40

how horrible. Safe

6:46

remember that felt better of them from

6:48

ah is horrible a bit slow said

6:51

it's or are allowed it is the

6:53

city to think of is the director

6:55

his own. He was like some three

6:57

in the background. Really dislike the only

6:59

person or. Just trying to you

7:01

be louder and interrupt me. Worse

7:08

it's like I'm tried to delay you

7:10

are stop you from saying something as

7:12

you're wearing a wire. Se

7:16

I would say and we're gonna talk about

7:18

it. I'm watching the show sugar

7:21

which have very strong feel you're. Not

7:23

going to be able to not go. In no no no

7:25

I'm not going. We're I am I going to I'm I'm

7:27

just gonna say and then you're going to go back to

7:29

my plate which is the and is really own. I like

7:31

to go off to bed now now. You

7:34

are Jam and you know me. You.

7:38

Saw see the news bulletins you

7:40

are being fed do with six shot

7:42

else. Was go

7:45

on is that. Okay

7:47

right. Go. Ahead says I

7:49

will decide what. You're saying that

7:51

when we took we that that book

7:53

about highly sensitive people we both took

7:56

the test and it was like. When

7:58

he has specifically with. Not

8:00

have equal? Yeah, I'm there. Were like

8:02

we're glad you are brave enough to

8:04

read the sampling. Yeah, We didn't

8:06

even read the book. I think we're just. Like

8:08

right? So it is okay. Is this a

8:10

lot of books I buy for one tests

8:13

like or Cosmo? Oh yeah. a hundred percent.

8:15

As a guy on a book that yes,

8:17

bugs I told you the I know I've

8:19

told his before. One of the things that

8:21

would have been a great episode of Crashing

8:24

that we never did was when I did

8:26

that show. Back. In the day

8:28

college agent and they're and they're sending

8:30

me out on all sorts of strange

8:32

gigs and one of them was hosting

8:34

her at a beauty pageant in Alpine

8:36

Texas. Until the story before and I

8:39

remember there was like less speed limit

8:41

going on the one road. And. One

8:43

desert road. No country for old men. west

8:45

Texas. Wow was like nine. The I think

8:47

the speed limit was like eighty or ninety.

8:49

Yeah there are reds like that and and

8:51

you'd see a cow. You. To

8:53

see accounts like on every town.

8:55

Wow My guys eat this no

8:57

idea whose last he has no

8:59

idea how lucky they are right and

9:02

he and she's complaining cause a

9:04

rocky. Says that it's assess assess the

9:06

this. You know you know he and

9:08

his rear three cow. I.

9:10

It was fenced in so wasn't fully for a

9:12

better way. It went free, it hits it and

9:15

on a way. I mean I like a second.

9:17

Acres and acres and acres and acres. A major

9:19

idols You're not. Only the only one

9:21

last. Visit the get it's like the there

9:23

was a rancher but he was playing the deadliest

9:26

game with these girls like I am going to

9:28

slaughter you. but I'm going to give you

9:30

a good hide and seek. The are the Hunger

9:32

Games tray? Hunger Games? Yeah, I'll never see Hunger

9:34

Games Know you aren't I'll never see it. I

9:37

know why. On a flight from here

9:39

to us? Trail? Yeah, Yeah, only

9:42

movies. Hunger Games. I

9:44

think I don't know why and made the choice.

9:46

I've. Experienced The Hunger Games.

9:49

In the exact correct way for

9:51

me which is I listened to

9:54

it on audio book. Yeah

9:56

I listened to the whole series on audio

9:58

book. On a road

10:01

trip with my friend. In like college?

10:03

maybe? Or something and mighty

10:05

the as a when you're cheese is

10:07

gross and weird kid Royal. ah

10:11

and that was like so than that was fun

10:13

and not got me really into the movies on

10:15

the movies came out but I think I only

10:17

want the first two. Yeah.

10:19

And I and I only liked those movies

10:21

and which are there were incredibly well done,

10:23

but I was only interested in them because

10:25

I read the book and I only are

10:27

you know if quotes read the books and

10:29

I only did that because I was on

10:31

a road trip and you know, yeah, you

10:33

know, like we've talked about this before when

10:35

you watch them thing in school when like

10:37

a teacher let's you watch a real movie

10:39

in school and then you're like. Oh.

10:42

My God. I. Love Pleasantville or with

10:44

a perfect well yeah that. That actually brings

10:46

me to the other thing I want to

10:48

zoc you about. I will read about the

10:50

So sugar. In

10:53

I only love saw things go ahead voters.

10:55

That. While I was gonna say or that's

10:57

when we to that test I was

10:59

like i don't have materials sensitivity like

11:01

that's not one of the ways that

11:03

I'm a highly sensitive person am just

11:05

now. it's the Korean to me, like

11:07

why it's. Of course you do, Of course a

11:10

deal he I can't. I. It's the

11:12

in. It's like driving me nuts right now that

11:14

I'm in my own house. Wearing a hard

11:16

pants and abroad. Wire sweater

11:18

as I use a sweater console. Little

11:21

sketchy, Know this is a very

11:23

sort of that's slightly your mom always

11:25

teases me for having like very worn

11:27

down flutters. Yeah, I'm doing that subconsciously

11:29

because I don't like a sweater until

11:31

I've been wearing. It for to see if

11:33

it can I tell you something that might

11:36

change your life? yes well no is it

11:38

the for Fifteen seconds later and he know

11:40

the perfect to not only see promo code.

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Other I'd that's one of the reasons I

11:46

love them but they is there is a

11:48

is i'm says sauce about that when i

11:50

did of ryo would show was i think

11:52

was when i was on they poured. They

11:55

got me a jacket and it was like a jean

11:57

jacket and yeah there were like do you want to.

12:00

Her. Do. You want

12:02

to hear like break this him for

12:04

you or how he knows I have?

12:06

Ah, you're rarely we put it in

12:08

this dryer. Sell. Those rocks.

12:11

Like and jacket. In

12:13

you can get things distressed. I always forget. Lived

12:16

a stressor nice friend.

12:18

Any reality of my

12:20

distress? Yes, hello. Knife.

12:22

Any any as a customer in see

12:25

has opened up a world to me

12:27

that I just and then I always

12:29

forget and then she opens it up

12:31

a synthesis that is like you a

12:33

something doesn't fit, you can get it

12:35

tailored. If your shoes break you can

12:37

get them call it cobbled if you

12:39

don't. If you liked the pattern of

12:41

address or not the pattern this the

12:43

style of address but you don't like

12:45

the color you can get it died.

12:47

Few don't like the feeling of it

12:50

to earn jacket, even get stressed and

12:52

I'm always. Like. Was. Homeless.

12:54

A was It's yeah. I have very

12:56

little connection to like people be making

12:58

these clothes. Someone made them and the

13:00

people that make clothes continued can continue

13:03

to make the club legend. I'm like

13:05

what is arguably closer. Dogs I know

13:07

A are like they're not that he

13:09

was. Costumer: It's like trying on clothes

13:11

that you just thought isn't just step

13:13

one. Yeah. New Like know that?

13:16

just I just go like. Lie. Guess

13:18

I'm stuck with this. Yeah,

13:20

I actually out go one further and

13:22

out doubt that it's possible. Like.

13:24

I have a jacket that I like, but it's a

13:26

little too long and am I swear they can't. But

13:29

here's the. Part. I knew that. Ah,

13:31

any and people like her are

13:33

good at Aaron's They're the type

13:35

of people who will order something.

13:38

Online. Knowing.

13:40

And then read that you're return it. Yeah, I

13:42

order something on mine a won't fit me just

13:45

as I thought it would end and I will

13:47

sit in my closet. Is heresy later. incompetence.

13:49

I know, I feel. I take that

13:51

as you got me for Christmas. That's

13:53

the jacket. The haven't hit when

13:55

am I going to him It absolute

13:57

one of my Chris Hemsworth This see.

14:00

Christmas. There is a pile of clothes and

14:02

our laundry room that's been there since Christmas.

14:04

That's from dry cleaning that I only think

14:07

of when I go into the group. Of

14:09

it's I mean so that they instantly

14:11

forget. This is one of the reasons

14:13

why I love my my speakers over

14:15

is because it's so nice to just

14:18

go like and I'm gonna go away

14:20

now a sunni mean like I feel

14:22

experts rallies. Doesn't. Get

14:24

the right pr. People.

14:27

Love going away. I mean

14:29

I think the ah, that is

14:31

what. What I'm saying is to

14:33

sink into or to retreat as your

14:35

true self and just go like none

14:38

of this is that. This is what

14:40

I just did. In the micro second

14:42

between the topic I was yeah, I

14:44

have a jacket that needs to be

14:46

harmed I this said there's a southern

14:48

the garage and then I was like

14:50

none of that is essential to me.

14:52

Yeah, we'll continue things like that were

14:54

happening before I was bored after I

14:56

die. If it it doesn't matter, that

14:58

is. What? We're looking for

15:00

up a monetary with like we'd

15:03

booze like we drink, we smoke,

15:05

In. A Way Or watch a movie In a

15:07

way to just be like. none of that

15:09

matters. I I don't have to do that

15:11

right now and you just retreat and escapes.

15:13

He added spirituality is is going like. Any

15:16

time you want. When. You're

15:18

getting overwhelmed. You can go. None

15:21

of none of this is essential

15:23

dummies meaning. If. I do

15:25

him that. Coat. Or not.

15:28

I am the same like I am right? And.

15:30

Then I think that practice is.

15:33

Ah you know whether you do

15:35

this after you've connected with that

15:37

or this is how you connect

15:40

with. What's essential to you is

15:42

doing those acts and just being

15:44

fully present it so that know.

15:46

You can do that. Don't get me wrong, I think

15:48

it is like a gang of Iraq,

15:50

Isis and that I you know it's

15:52

like not getting i'm behind on minutes

15:54

saying is like. Wash the dishes

15:56

and just be fully with the dishes

15:58

And. Seal the war. Water and.

16:01

An. Experienced a feeling of

16:03

the making something clean and new

16:05

again and all of that will

16:07

actually make you like the dishes.

16:10

Yeah, I agree. and some days I do

16:12

feel like. Today. Was kind of

16:14

one of those days that I was

16:16

get stuff done. But. When you if

16:18

you start going like and there's the emails

16:20

and there's the bills and there's a non

16:23

i don't mean you, I mean email I

16:25

do that rumbustious. Have no idea if anyone

16:27

do, if anyone is as bad if I

16:29

do that to myself, you notice I ruined

16:31

those and knows. I've been getting a wicked

16:33

early these days and was really interesting as

16:35

I get up early. And

16:37

like of our businesses can I say it?

16:40

And as I say I get up early.

16:42

You guys are Sleep. I'm out here at

16:44

literally everyone in the world as the sleep

16:46

the whole planet to remember. When I said

16:48

well isn't that crazy. Oh

16:51

yeah that is that you can go

16:53

millions of miles because we were in

16:55

a restaurant and it was playing that

16:57

song a million Miles a million miles

16:59

or of that like to and or

17:02

that gives me crazy that you can

17:04

go a million miles. The planet is

17:06

so big that you can start at

17:08

his location and go a million miles

17:10

and you won't even is that are

17:13

good in the same their eggs and

17:15

the same direction. Any won't even circle

17:17

back to where you are where you

17:19

started. That's. How big the planet as

17:21

by the way, hey guys. Get.

17:24

Involved Do you think I'm right?

17:27

Can you start a New

17:29

York and walk a million

17:31

miles? Or. Doesn't go by

17:34

plane however. I like walking to

17:36

they want you know? What about the oh

17:38

said look at you Jesus. You go walk

17:40

on water and you're always warm and you're

17:42

always fed zone all in warm always fed

17:44

water walk. Jesus goes a million miles from

17:46

New York and he does heads east as

17:49

you when you go a million my. Wasn't.

17:51

Even like. Can. You, you

17:53

weren't. I was a new and I would

17:55

I israeli that you can I wear the

17:57

appreciation and I just I. actually I'm making.

18:00

Different wealth I said millions of my

18:02

you did was first united of they

18:04

a million. I think you first said a

18:06

million and then I said. Can.

18:09

And as a anyway Miller play

18:11

any a planet of course the

18:13

denied his millions of miles or

18:16

insert have a prayer area skyway.

18:18

okay yes but listen. As

18:20

I'm doing this now knowing where

18:22

we're going, I. Can see

18:25

that that this is flawed but only because

18:27

I start thinking about that were earth as

18:29

a man. And. You know,

18:31

and you go like whoa, that's

18:33

not millions of miles, Your New

18:36

York to Europe and then across

18:38

Asia and then across the ocean.

18:40

That's not millions of months. But

18:42

when you stop and think about

18:44

how fucking far it is from

18:47

here to the grocery store a

18:49

city as it so long it's

18:51

so long as he says, so

18:53

many miles. Grocery

18:55

Store. And then when you think

18:58

there's a whole fucking marble, that's

19:00

just. Land. That's what the

19:02

planet is. It's all. I

19:07

know slaughtered them. Mostly I was.

19:09

In what's that? What's at the base

19:11

of that oceans and land? We don't

19:13

know. Ban was a raise but when

19:16

we both had around like i'm not

19:18

wrong and you're like well, I'm not

19:20

wrong It could be molten gold blues

19:22

We've never got down there drain the

19:25

oceans and they're always certain. Height

19:28

of the few people that out we're

19:30

going to guys, it's sharing right in

19:33

front of our basis. Dray me osha

19:35

People think. You're not into activists and I.

19:37

Am are you I. Think

19:40

about what we could do we have

19:42

is pointless. Solve D C weedy water

19:44

filled with sharks and Loch Ness shit

19:47

and know that the lake worth of

19:49

it's a lock. Which

19:52

is Scottish for a leg? Get over yourself

19:54

A we say a lot. A lot of

19:56

elderly, messy and a loss over there. They

19:59

have their own. The word in like under

20:01

pressure spurs like you I said lakes

20:03

here yeah but we call him a.

20:06

Law. That.

20:09

You're. As good as any comedian that

20:11

was Nigeria. As good as any comedian.

20:13

I'm not. I'm not lying. The debt.

20:16

That bet it's five. I'm not rushing

20:18

to do that but on stage of

20:20

I was I would write down their

20:22

Id the hypnosis I say me and

20:25

most your other comedians. I love the

20:27

always go little others they're going to

20:29

have. Their brains were exactly the same

20:31

where you get a trophy you as

20:34

an artist assistant you get a trophy

20:36

with yeah we have like zoo but

20:38

they're called lox okay and he called

20:40

skirts kilts. get enough foster litter assists

20:42

ah or I'd your we are where

20:45

were we were saying. Okay guys

20:47

guys guys would I? Then there's

20:49

oh dream, your sister or but

20:51

okay you as one are we

20:53

gonna miles down there? Is

20:56

that you guys says probably figured out

20:59

by now that it's not a million

21:01

but just take a pause and your

21:03

yes. But you know where I'm

21:05

going to. I'm going to encourage

21:07

you Deron and the new encourage

21:09

you Emily I'm going to encourage

21:11

use Got Jeff Marcos There's a

21:14

markers listening or know. Leave us

21:16

take a moment and don't be

21:18

embarrassed. Don't ask yourself. What?

21:20

Is what is. You know, don't don't change

21:22

your for censor. Hold on hold on hold

21:24

on hold I don't ask yourself, don't know

21:27

what is your their that the way you

21:29

answer as if it's can be graded. And

21:31

then there's the way you to censor.

21:33

Yeah, nobody. including the second way you add

21:36

me on as just from the Habs. What's

21:38

the circumference of beers? Homeowner

21:40

my in miles the asked you remember

21:42

what is as yeah tell the people

21:44

way oh of five. For.

21:47

This is the time when you get to enjoy.

21:49

You. Believing that it's. This.

21:51

Be less be. You know if I

21:54

was wasn't as purchase a be I

21:56

was definitely a hundred ninety three thousand

21:58

miles. Believe. The

22:00

circumference. The. Fuck and

22:02

waist line of the Earth. I'm going

22:05

to make a pair of pants for

22:07

the earth. How many miles is it?

22:09

Val Tell the people incidents, Like. Twenty

22:11

Four Thousand Nine Hundred and Seventy

22:13

or something. It's about twenty five

22:15

thousand miles around the center of

22:18

the earth. Are you fucking nuts

22:20

right now? Six? Thousand miles.

22:22

America, our thousand or yeah, us

22:24

as sick as ours, and miles,

22:27

the whole earth. Is.

22:29

Twenty five thousand so it's almost one

22:31

for us. is he had three? Three

22:33

Point Five Us is is though is

22:35

the got to know. It's like for

22:37

yeah your flu drive from New York

22:39

to California you drove basically a third

22:41

around the earth. This is like getting

22:43

more and more like so you're suggesting

22:45

of are you a half hour earlier

22:47

a. Half. Of this any other. City

22:50

which Gravy Train and were going

22:52

to make missed. A

22:55

whole life would? you are going to drain

22:57

the ocean and Mexico's gonna. Go

23:01

vegan A drink of a lot of

23:03

so terrible as it is terrible. Ah,

23:05

to have twenty five thousand miles is

23:08

insane. Yeah, it's insane. Where.

23:10

It's insane. were so. In in

23:12

significant were on just a tiny little

23:14

pebble. I thought we were on Iraq

23:16

where Babbel. Know. And

23:18

when I joined the Pebble, Johnson

23:20

said his signing. And he's is

23:23

one of the Chinese people on the tiny

23:25

pebble. Well that's why. I

23:27

think it's famous. That's my famous as

23:29

due to said big thing they have

23:31

to aim their actions. And six six,

23:33

he's my height. Yeah and he's like.

23:36

He's like my height and he double

23:38

coup mailed himself. For. A female

23:40

as a verb know. That Dwayne

23:43

Dwayne. Hey, wait a

23:45

second ahead and backsides or else.

23:48

I double dare you to

23:50

just do your leonard joke

23:52

about Dwayne. The Rock Johnson now

23:54

but you etti of little were based

23:56

on the I'm Dwayne The right? Okay.

23:59

I'm in a. Laugh. I don't know I

24:01

do a people are so I've been

24:04

make myself laugh all we just remembering

24:06

that the rock is named Dwayne Johnson.

24:10

He goes and picks up

24:12

a package hi creating for

24:14

for me for me. What's

24:16

the name? Johnson? Dwayne. Wayne

24:19

that Dwayne is one of the sound of

24:21

their name Name a nerd it sounds like

24:23

you had hit with like an aluminum. Twain.

24:30

Said one of those. what's the message?

24:32

That one of those was one of

24:35

those. You said that one o. S.

24:48

Said. What about

24:50

Tom? Tom. Tom.

24:54

Tom This. Is

24:58

a drum set time with Tom. Is

25:01

if I yeah, that's why they call them tomtoms

25:03

because they sound like Tom Tom Tom Nook de

25:05

dum dum dum dum dum Pharaoh. I don't think

25:07

I ever thought of that is and isn't. That

25:09

isn't that are tom Tom said. The

25:11

Snares Kindness unlike saint. It

25:13

does say. Hi.

25:21

Tom Toles, Don't send all who's.

25:25

Ripple Frog your of should be

25:27

God's Swish Swish Suvari got. I'll

25:29

give you time time he can

25:32

call the circle thing Swishes yeah

25:34

any who's a was on against

25:36

sugar. And I got Vegas.

25:39

And. Or would you recover what we wanted to cover? I

25:41

think we dead. Yeah. Anyway,

25:43

I just can't believe you drive from

25:45

New York to sit Sacramento and then

25:48

drive back and then drive back and

25:50

then drive Bass. This is so you're

25:52

in New York again. There's.

25:54

Rises have ended up in New York to

25:56

assist is clear for for me but he

25:59

panics the here. If you do

26:01

the it'll be where that is your n bass

26:03

at your home. You won't be. In sit

26:05

sacrament analysis, I promise. This is.

26:07

ah, that's the whole earth.

26:09

I can't Yeah, I can't.

26:12

Is or something about. Her

26:14

richer, Yeah

26:17

like is a curvy my arm

26:19

of more mile that a cat

26:21

food every wasn't as that. His

26:28

his two idiots. I

26:32

still have meal the grass

26:34

sites as info us as

26:36

soon as torture is a

26:38

curve a mile or more

26:40

mild. As. As

26:43

as a second provide than. What

26:46

about as the group? That

26:52

ah I. Still, I've never gotten

26:54

a satisfying answer as to if the

26:56

earth is spinning. And eighty six thousand

26:58

miles an hour? A rumor that honest.

27:01

And eighty six thousand, eighty six thousand

27:03

miles an hour at the circumference. At.

27:06

This or compressor at the twenty five

27:08

thousand dollars says that yeah mile mark.

27:10

ah know as as it's a span

27:13

of the center. Yes, at the equator

27:15

I guess. yea I. Also,

27:20

what's the dynamic? To

27:22

idea was to sit: diameter, succumb,

27:24

circumference, the equator. Circumstances: Five minutes

27:26

The Upper Severe: Are you saying

27:29

latitudes per day If a lot

27:31

of good? If it's spinning, why

27:33

aren't the stars moving? And whenever

27:35

I look that up, Because. You

27:37

look at the certainly like and were spinning. Built

27:40

with kids. listen to. Validate

27:43

photosynthesis. Says

27:46

about us as with a spy. the way

27:48

isn't. There a thing know about

27:50

as spinning so fast that it's

27:52

like why doesn't anything that Lincoln

27:55

spending. Well. That's that's.

27:57

The Theory of Relativity emphasis. No,

28:02

I actually me. Now I'm because I'm not

28:04

sure about the theory of relativity, but it's

28:07

because we're Assad of Syria. I don't know.

28:09

as such as second we go and confirm

28:11

that as they must be worked out pretty

28:13

well even though we don't know exactly what

28:15

it is. one God help us. Know

28:19

but isn't anything about like it's spinning so

28:21

fast the that that. The stars like

28:23

still, that's not it. Okay, that's what I thought

28:25

it was. Do like you go it like a

28:27

car wheels. Last. Minute so

28:29

bad that looks like it's going slow.

28:32

yeah aside or we're on the wheel

28:34

He answered. the unsatisfying answer. Okay,

28:36

some of you science sadly. Sons

28:38

of Bitches, Oranges, daughter, generally educated

28:41

people are all screaming at their

28:43

a radio say this but the

28:45

answer is the stars are moving.

28:47

There. Is moving very slowly and in the way that

28:49

when you're on an airplane. it looks like the ground

28:51

is moving by slowly even though you're going like. Smile.

28:55

An hour it's the same kind of thing

28:57

they rise of the so on a do

28:59

move and now that I get a very early

29:01

and I've managed to work at it again I

29:03

see the movement and services that he hours in

29:05

the movies you like I notice like I

29:07

never moon moons the moon is move in

29:09

oh yeah the moon is on the moon

29:11

of the moon is not like the stars

29:13

never moon is like fuck him a go

29:15

getter Jack low lane blue jumpsuit and the rest

29:18

the sars like of i can geriatric home that

29:20

is waiting for their meals. Let's say yes,

29:22

the moon is so bad ass. Yesterday's.

29:25

Covered. I

29:27

know the Moon just stepped out of

29:29

the aisle. Yeah Adam movie. And

29:32

was like and block the sun and the

29:34

sun. Couldn't watch the movie for a

29:36

while This the and all of us here

29:38

in California were like. Didn't.

29:41

See squat? I. Know are I don't know

29:43

if everybody in California but no Haya did not

29:45

happen. Yes, Ah sir was out

29:47

there like a dingo and. Me too. I

29:49

did therapy out there in in I would

29:51

like lighting looks a little different out here

29:54

but I saw the last. When I do

29:56

I fully did it on a roof in

29:58

New York wisely. like. Probably.

30:01

It was only got married in two thousand

30:03

and eighteen. In when we

30:05

were shooting crashing. So how long the those

30:07

that six years ago. And

30:10

I was on the roof with my friends. A

30:13

while you're shootings or. The. Lines were

30:15

had during the eclipse. Yeah, I wonder if we

30:17

went on with don't. Earn and it

30:19

was really cool and then know that

30:22

the next one isn't gonna happen for

30:24

twenty. Years. You.

30:27

Have A! We didn't drive anywhere to see this

30:29

one so that's being like. And

30:31

the next I nice grocery. And like

30:33

I didn't think about this one and

30:35

tell somebody said it and then even

30:37

it's and it's also funny cuz I

30:39

you know I can get into astrology.

30:41

I can, I can hang with it.

30:43

It seems right to me in a

30:45

lot of ways. and yesterday everybody that

30:47

I follow on instagram was dislike. it's

30:49

the solar eclipse. Go. Gently gently

30:51

rests his son. Just got kind

30:54

of big dogs by the moon

30:56

near and his son soon a

30:58

little. Birmingham Spirits release.

31:01

Being. In Astor, logically speaking, it's a

31:03

time where a lot of stuff that

31:05

is ready to be released comes out

31:07

and you're supposed to let go of

31:10

old the habits and let it all

31:12

like burn up. So it

31:14

can be like a very

31:16

emotional time and I just

31:18

felt completely opposite from that.

31:20

Are you in Iraq? And the My. Little Rock and Roll

31:22

and but it was also Aires and

31:24

a New Moon in a I Am

31:26

and Harrys Raising know not to read

31:28

Ah and I just felt like full

31:30

areas I said do you. Burn Rock

31:33

A mirror. His new move. Citizen

31:35

aware of that. Why didn't you

31:37

do harvest? What

31:39

services? Erm on this

31:42

series New Moon. Settle

31:44

know that. so he. Don't know that. Neil

31:47

Young son. Well. As below the mirror.

31:49

Yeah, Absolutely. like even when he was young,

31:51

he was old. Do that that? He's been

31:53

old since. Tommy Lee Jones is old. And

31:55

Tommy Lee Jones This is a very well

31:57

observation. Tommy Lee Jones has been all my.

32:00

Life. You've been the exact same

32:02

age as my whole life and Co is

32:04

a. Smith. I desire or less show

32:06

it's you are anonymous phone. Meal.

32:08

Brennan's any of her chimp. Gene Hackman is like a

32:10

hundred and he lives in New Mexico. And

32:13

like research team he has walk and out

32:15

of a gaseous oh that his. Foot

32:20

down your sword, Flame

32:25

tom tom tom.

32:28

We are are we see.

32:31

Snow were really dumb.

32:33

I'm. Having an exact opposite

32:36

feel, assess assess I'm like.

32:39

I must be so happy to

32:41

be doesn't with his. I'm just

32:43

like this is when you were

32:45

gone. I was just sitting on

32:48

the couch destroyed and I live

32:50

my life of my life Where

32:52

it's my life, my last. It's

32:54

smile. I've assists the way that

32:57

retrospective for Sacha Baron Cohen Socialist.

32:59

This is. It's.

33:09

Side. Just

33:16

many spots be nice.

33:19

Almost July see as his

33:22

eyes. I'm such a barren

33:24

going isn't This is my.

33:29

He realized until you've got Rise to the

33:31

door or they were at the wrong address.

33:33

Oh My. God. So many Lemmy rant about

33:35

the show Sugar. Okay, a little bit. if

33:37

I'm the same as well, it's almost over

33:39

and then it's meaning is very brief and

33:42

I think it's funny and related will the

33:44

people. I'm assuming and this

33:46

is no shade on sugar with end

33:48

of shade of this week's of here

33:50

I mean Eclipse Earth. Has

33:56

is there marijuana in the wider was

33:58

no narrow water. Marijuana.

34:02

Are. You.

34:06

Wanting me to also. A

34:08

Camaro water was unable to you

34:10

know like of beauty, hydration and

34:13

stoned. Oh my gosh. Gotta hydrate.

34:15

I bet marijuana than I thought that it's

34:17

in every to it. I. Know since on

34:19

of Also when you just did to

34:21

me I remember doing that with your

34:23

friends. I have a vivid memory of

34:26

yeah with my being with my friends

34:28

and I like seven to ten in

34:30

going like we. We. Should watch

34:32

movie and eat popcorn and then you both look

34:34

at each other. niggles. Yeah

34:36

ah. Do. Mine.

34:39

Was Michigan the base moon place? own bed on.

34:42

Yeah, but did you do that? Like. India.

34:44

And really like. I

34:48

know I've said this probably on his podcast

34:50

before, but a very vivid memory. Is.

34:52

As him. And my friend me girl's

34:54

house goes my best friend. And.

34:57

My mom is the student so I loved him

34:59

so. And.

35:01

We go. We're playing.

35:04

And. I was like. My mom was like

35:06

assigned to go. Know. As a parent,

35:08

I know the ceiling. And then

35:10

I in their go please and because of his

35:12

five more minutes and then turned to me. Go

35:15

on ago. Five. Minutes. That's

35:17

like Atlanta time. The whole hardware.

35:19

The theory of relativity. Yeah, five

35:21

minutes in the bank is a

35:23

long time. Yeah, those five minutes

35:25

they burned by real fast early

35:27

as they burned by meals. It's.

35:29

So cool living with somebody who

35:31

doesn't understand. Time at all like

35:33

this is. He has a leland

35:36

dislike how long will this take

35:38

and then like. Ten

35:40

minutes and she's like. What?

35:42

Is that know my age? Yeah yeah. So if

35:45

you go below it's only gonna take five minutes

35:47

of the one two three four five. The as

35:49

know those aren't any. Real that seconds and we've

35:51

said that a thousand times and she's still have

35:53

liked. Well, that's the best a house. It's. Also,

35:55

her way of just saying second stop

35:58

at room And she's right. Right

36:00

is right. She's always right. So I'll

36:02

say real quick and then in the

36:04

second half I want to tell this

36:06

i think pretty interesting story about this

36:09

show that I did in Las Vegas

36:11

for three hundred oilmen. Yeah,

36:13

Jesus Christ will feature a

36:15

million in Las Vegas. Performed.

36:18

For three hundred men in suits and

36:20

cowboy hats so that's that's a little

36:22

teaser t there will teased says side

36:25

to have this record we printed on

36:27

fine or and printing sell drain the

36:29

oceans. I.

36:31

Don't know this is going to work as well, but

36:33

I was just watching the show Sugar and it's Collins

36:35

Feral. Not. Firth. yeah the must

36:38

be honest Pharaoh looks like a found

36:40

conference looks like a for that's right

36:42

right mood at suddenly well done or

36:44

feral is like an Irish name and

36:47

first sounds so British says search for

36:49

it sounds like an amount of t

36:51

he would pour that just assistance to

36:53

see clever. Thirty am going by that

36:55

lock with the Scottish guy named when

36:58

the call back of the century. Wait

37:00

okay I'll sit on sugar. The show

37:02

sugar in the second half. Here's how

37:04

we're going to end this house. Again

37:07

with the funniest thing that's ever happened.

37:09

In my life and all of our like what

37:11

is that you're going to recognize the story visit

37:13

I'm so thrilled to share this with everybody because

37:15

I'm going to do it on stage. But.

37:18

I think this will probably be the purest expression

37:20

of it. Were. My birthday

37:22

party I turned forty five hour last

37:24

month. Fell

37:26

and I. Quote. The Movie.

37:29

Else. On the side

37:31

of town of and I really hope

37:33

everybody lightning knows the movie else. if

37:36

you're like us, you watch it every

37:38

Christmas. But if you're not like I

37:40

hadn't seen a couple times, you're still

37:42

in the running to really appreciate how

37:44

Phonics what happened was the best else

37:47

quote. Of

37:49

all time when I say as

37:51

he I put it against the

37:53

twenty five thousand mile circumference planet

37:55

and that nobody's had a funny

37:58

or referee el nio hi. In

38:00

real time. We. All love,

38:02

same movie quotes and yeah, but this

38:04

one. Oh

38:07

get whereby. My birthday

38:09

party at the end. I c d think

38:11

she'd mind if I say who it is.

38:13

Alice our friend or friends on the phone.

38:15

She looks distraught. I go up to earth

38:17

and I say it was wrong and she

38:19

says my dad and they would. My dad

38:22

had a stroke a few weeks ago. And

38:24

they can't find them. They're looking for him.

38:27

He's. Not listening to his doctor is not

38:30

supposed to drive but he's not as his

38:32

house and his car is missing and it's

38:34

and i'm like oh I'm thing and and

38:36

when they like a couple hours know that

38:38

are like it's been day yeah and are

38:40

know he has alumni answering his phone on

38:42

answering any. Like lives in

38:44

the South. And when Anna she's I

38:46

even near by us you know, nearby, she can really do

38:48

anything I want to say. At this point the story. They.

38:51

Find him, he's okay. He. Added this

38:53

point in the story, we don't know that

38:55

it's a terrible moments and she's like my

38:58

father. Might be like

39:00

looped up and kind of medicated and lucy

39:02

and he's out there driving and we're all.

39:04

the whole family's scared and I'm like oh

39:06

my god as well as grown up moments.

39:08

You just don't know what to say or

39:10

do. I give her a hug and why

39:12

I'm so sorry and then there's a pause

39:14

and I just go. Hope you find your

39:16

dad. I'm

39:22

realizing in L A N that I don't

39:24

think it's going Oregon State's. Zola,

39:26

Know if we won't work and stayed. Sciences felt

39:28

that the. I feel it via as he

39:30

did. I think one guy, you know that

39:33

on the potash right here because I don't

39:35

The Senator bet. I

39:37

have. More space, see an aunt, we narrow

39:39

water. and what was the one that you

39:41

said that? I was like bats are a

39:43

a lot of a lot of said yeah

39:45

of like series has a lot of us.

39:47

I do that a thousand times before I'd

39:49

tell that sort of that story. The. Silvery,

39:53

soft, so hard and

39:55

I will you know

39:57

if it's oil of.

40:00

Like Warren Beatty and

40:02

Nineteen Ninety One, Confidence.

40:04

Like I will end in would have played

40:06

with this is is as bad. as

40:09

every. Bit of money as movie

40:11

quotes story she couldn't find it added

40:14

I went hope you Florida So here's

40:16

the truth. some of the best jokes

40:18

but long said guy where they were

40:20

right where they were yeah they belong

40:22

in money than bosom of reality yeah

40:24

we're not only you are and I

40:26

was feeling bad she laughed by the

40:28

way she loud and and she said

40:31

was that from and as a good

40:33

from l and we got Mccarthy and

40:35

I for one night Like either Well

40:37

answer no I got the car and

40:39

I'm telling. You guys a story and I go.

40:41

Hope you find your dad And the four of

40:43

us laughed like comic. yeah. Because we were

40:45

we got in the car going like

40:48

oh my god poor this person med

40:50

sit would he say like how do

40:52

we help her own a we were

40:54

like so distraught for and you're like

40:56

well tell you what I said and

40:58

then you told that and or. It's

41:00

a hold of our with my fans

41:02

so. That was the peak. funny for at

41:04

yeah and then this is funny. I'm sure

41:06

people ask, but that is that. Eight days

41:08

here tonight. Oh. That's.

41:11

The first time I saw that story and

41:13

that is certainly the last time. He.

41:16

Sought some funny things about

41:19

Comedy Room. It's like golf

41:21

a racquetball. You can't master

41:23

it. New. Every morning years and

41:25

I was fully lame though it might air

41:27

that little in my pocket right now says

41:29

hope is that are like ready to do

41:31

us any night. Had a show last night,

41:34

didn't do it thank god I hope you

41:36

find your dad and then you know what

41:38

is is is. Is so

41:40

vulnerable. It adds a new though and then

41:43

I go. Hope. You find your

41:45

down, you know everyone's I. actually that's

41:47

a little too. You know that? know?

41:49

why is that? Well. Yeah, sure sure,

41:51

but I also think it does it

41:53

work, especially as a stand a bit

41:55

because. It's. A story

41:58

of you kind of. The

42:00

name. yeah so it's a story really.

42:02

I did Something is so I have

42:04

you and. It's also. Like

42:07

assists. It's a story of a

42:09

time under a different time. That

42:11

you were funny. He sounded. Like we

42:14

need you to be funny right now. Don't tell us

42:16

of other times when. You are they are you. The

42:18

sign that I was father. Yeah exactly.

42:20

Yeah, I even went yesterday policy or was on

42:22

the body as I tried to though. I use

42:24

mouth tape now at night and I fuckin love

42:27

it. I'm obsessed with mount tape. I thought I

42:29

would suffocate me. This is not an ad in

42:31

the not a sponsor. I just gave it a

42:33

try. I put it on and it's like. Look.

42:36

I'm just share an attempt cause it's made

42:38

me sleep so much better. I were on

42:41

a mound. It before you just

42:43

because that is the most

42:45

you saying. To them I had me thing

42:47

ever heard of. I completely agree but I thought

42:49

it would give me panic. Not

42:51

put on my mouth and I would panic

42:53

that I can't breathe out of my mouth.

42:55

And the opposite is true. It's like the

42:57

weirdest life hack is as soon as you

43:00

tape your mouth, your brain just goes. Ah,

43:02

We can't breathe out our mouth like it's it's

43:04

like. Closing a window on your

43:06

laptop. let's is closed. the mouth thing

43:09

and the mess the last you think

43:11

events and an all night i dream

43:13

that's how I know works. not an

43:16

ad guys. I'm not even going to

43:18

say Brand is dry mouth tape of

43:20

you want? I am obsessed. Here's the

43:22

rub though. When. You put

43:24

mouth de bon for as well. You look

43:26

like a fucking lunacy. You can look crazy.

43:29

You can look a little gray. I. Keep

43:31

the I know there is a commercial.

43:34

Remember what it is it can you think

43:36

of there's like us. There was an old

43:38

commercial were like the stay were like. Distillery.

43:42

Dead like best. Photosynthesis

43:47

Familiar. The no way he

43:49

was legal was weird. like

43:52

it's a video. Black. Milan

43:54

and know is like a cool late

43:56

summer. Early I get a ceiling

43:58

name waiver. Yeah, exactly. In a

44:00

heated and the melds looked so weird off

44:02

and every time I've looked at you enlist

44:04

in the night it looks like you have

44:06

a perfect rectangle mouth. Like the back I

44:08

can emerge the black is like it looks

44:10

like it's the inside of your mouth and

44:12

that are. Know with a lawyer if it

44:15

matched my skin tone of I just looked

44:17

like Neo was. I don't have the ass.

44:19

how are going to scream for help? You

44:21

don't have a mouse with voices a bright

44:24

says is. So anyway I put it on.

44:26

Like. I want to see if we can make the funny

44:28

because when I told his posts here wasn't quite funny but I

44:31

put the tape on my mouth as as last night. Two.

44:33

Nights ago. the at to home as Juneteenth if

44:35

you know what if I put it on my

44:37

email. And. Then I had to

44:39

talk to you, are you on the right? Yea

44:42

I was like. And

44:44

I'm thinking my perspective at this point is it's

44:46

kind of especially a fresh piece in the morning

44:48

a kind of comes off as worn off by

44:51

them. More fresh piece is pretty on their yeah

44:53

when I got a lot of you get off

44:55

and literally. All you're saying is don't

44:57

put can I say was. Lot

44:59

our spoke. why did we start talking?

45:01

Because before I said that. All.

45:04

New ask me something or something and an

45:06

hour know. Can I say oh he said

45:08

i don't know if he wanted that's be

45:10

the reveal you just said something that you

45:12

do say to me off then yeah which

45:14

is like to see you put your. Behavior

45:16

or I don't know and are their

45:18

mouth. Tape Ear breathe, Raid on

45:20

and then you were trying to

45:22

communicate with your mouth tape. Don't

45:24

put this in. One of the

45:26

or yes. And like it was as we

45:28

can say all the time. You and your legs.

45:31

You know. zagging. I'm meditating under a

45:33

copper pyramid. Don't put this in one

45:35

of your movie. Me: I help me.

45:37

Please help me. But you are just

45:39

going ooh ooh ooh ooh. Ooh

45:42

true! And it's dark so you're my.

45:44

I can see your hands moving. Idea what they're

45:46

doing? Only lives in a room so we

45:48

have to require right and I going. And

45:51

I'm at now guy and you're okay down

45:54

a stereo and then I'm typing on you

45:56

and your like types as and we. Why

46:00

it didn't die to ahead and get

46:02

any funnier if by the facts linear

46:04

either like fifth aeration a me trying

46:06

to be like still and then I'm

46:08

doing the survey the time. So. I'm

46:10

being like it's hard to understand what you're

46:13

saying but I also should have gotten it

46:15

way sooner than a dead because I was

46:17

he. I got as far as being like

46:19

my scripts, my script. Where I knew the

46:21

Earth? Are you at a movie and I'm

46:23

still getting What? Are you know that when

46:25

I finally did I realize you can time.

46:27

it's harder on google. doesn't move like I

46:29

did that matter how you gotta. And I

46:31

done a. Good either has on a gag

46:33

and and they realize they can just specifically.

46:37

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46:39

and. Then but at that point it was so funny

46:41

that I was like what I have to put it

46:43

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46:45

that I'm really saying the going

46:47

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46:49

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46:52

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46:56

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is cause it's Colin Farrell. With.

50:50

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50:54

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you never think that man is

51:03

that. All of our walks by the ass

51:05

and you're like oh because he does kind of

51:07

like this boy are saying and also like. Are

51:10

you doing my taxes? You're a grown man. He. Is

51:12

very innocent I his last lady was

51:14

so good at. Banshees.

51:17

Of that share. And ah,

51:20

Ah ah ah said as Ed Sheeran

51:22

and he's Irish and you know is

51:24

that is English. accent is fake and

51:26

need any like a million good. Need.

51:29

Dazzling Election. They'd play

51:31

us hunting. Sun and the

51:33

acoustic get to Yeah! It'll be

51:35

like he had a leader. Lewd and

51:38

maps and it's historical Yeah night

51:40

in of the Fallen Star and

51:42

everyone's like a black bonnie. Last

51:44

said com than visits moves have

51:47

had a guy ever at a

51:49

at a cap means over resulting

51:51

appointees like. You know what that

51:53

means, don't you? Miss

51:57

your we'd. Like

51:59

to enter. Let's go. What a rich

52:01

cobblestone walled culture. That was

52:03

all based on the like. Were

52:05

truly one of my first sexual

52:07

feelings like before. even really knew

52:09

what a sexual feeling was with

52:11

a field trip to go see

52:13

like a river dance. oh boy

52:15

troop. But in between the axe

52:17

this like Dark Irish like not

52:19

the reds, the citizens of what.

52:22

You mean he was black? Know

52:24

he was Dark. Dark. I yourself.

52:26

Yes exactly how and feral your name

52:28

out and blade and acoustic guitar and

52:31

like a hunting Irish song and I

52:33

was like. Yeah

52:36

know and what so for I noted on

52:38

using in my jeans watching are you know

52:40

tried to do a bit about this. I

52:42

did it for years. It has never made

52:45

it to a special which was like. So.

52:47

Many guys think it's like in quotes

52:49

gay to have opinions on what guys

52:51

are attractive or not and like of

52:53

course you do Yeah to me promise

52:56

I was like because you're trying to

52:58

look like that right? And the line

53:00

that I like about routine was i

53:02

would he say to the barber. Yeah.

53:04

No, I don't know. Cut for a time

53:06

than stop. I'll pay you. Yeah, you're saying,

53:08

make it look like this, make it look

53:10

like that. We're all part of a culture

53:12

and were you don't have to wanna have

53:14

sex with it to know that it's beautiful?

53:16

Yes miss. I feel about com feral although.

53:20

Here are think. It's also totally acceptable to be

53:22

attracted to him. And I think you can be

53:24

attracted to women still no one am sex with

53:26

them. That's true, I I'm

53:28

not crazy about dealings that are. how

53:30

did we get down the size of

53:33

the aisle? You'd discuss their yeah I

53:35

saw think Buckets well who cares that

53:37

show But anyway, love looking at him.

53:40

And. There is. An. He's in

53:42

the show and again full respect that

53:44

oneok anybody's young and I really you

53:46

know I have friends over the apple.

53:48

I probably know people that have worked

53:50

on the show and it's with full

53:52

respect. That. I say the

53:54

following critique is the show. he's

53:56

like remember the meal Breen movies

53:59

where he's. The Savior Yeah, read my

54:01

in every do no wrong and you know

54:03

wrong. Yeah, I'm still why I'm only in

54:05

one and a half episodes into Sugar and

54:08

the reason I'm still watching it and will

54:10

continue to watches is one is very well

54:12

shots to. It's very well acted as a

54:14

woman that will oh what's her name anyway

54:17

and Amy Ryan has incredible. Collins is incredible

54:19

at all the acting, the growth the Dps

54:21

at the direction as it's the right. This

54:23

is sort of sort of something going on

54:26

where I'm like how how are they making

54:28

him so. Fucking. Say

54:30

year? Perfect. Yeah and I was like

54:32

I literally thought this, I was us. Oh are

54:34

they trying to make Ted Lasso the new? Are.

54:37

Like. He's a detective with the heart

54:39

of gold and at the beginning you're

54:41

kind of like okay, he's he keep

54:43

saving cats that the screenwriting term for.

54:45

Like he keeps doing a good deed

54:47

so you like him when and avidly,

54:49

he'll do a bad thing. Can I

54:51

say it? And dare I say, has it gotten

54:53

to? The point is I remember seeing in the

54:56

trailer that it's like. He.

54:58

Is she like Amy? Ryan's like a

55:00

euro haunted man soda or something that

55:02

says he doesn't automatically and like be

55:04

hazlitt in it says i'm sort of

55:06

being like not now like he's about

55:08

to have a panic attack. He's. Been

55:10

having some stuff. Okay, so he might

55:12

be. We might be seeing that while.

55:14

He other a hassle and that's

55:16

where I'm backing this. Bravo The

55:18

Makers of Sugar because I am

55:20

on the hook. Me: I'm going

55:22

like please. Leave. Your going to set

55:25

the sword. Nate table. Just. Do it

55:27

to like break it or smasher or do

55:29

something interesting with its ray because one. Guy.

55:32

He's he goes out with a me ryan. They.

55:34

Get really drugs. He can't get drunk. That's.

55:37

Like a flaw like he has a

55:39

metabolism thing we can get drunk would

55:41

tell me that doesn't sound like something

55:43

in the neo Bream. He our Tommy

55:45

wise. Oh yeah I did. No matter

55:47

what, I agree that can get wrong

55:49

because I am and fall over a

55:51

cool guy. I did like that. yeah

55:53

I just realized Tommy why though would

55:56

be like Santa for as much as

55:58

super cool guys. Gossip date doesn't get

56:00

the wrong. They go home. And.

56:02

He doesn't sleep with her even though she wants

56:04

to and as I said what I was so

56:06

you this earlier bless you I was like I'm

56:08

all for that. That's interesting than the next night

56:11

and a good story itself. And the next day

56:13

she invites him to as a her a a

56:15

meeting. That. She says I've been twelve

56:17

years sober. I haven't drank I saw last two

56:19

weeks I've been drinking like a fish. By last

56:22

night I brought a stranger to my home keys.

56:24

In the crowd to she invited some. Sugar

56:29

in the ground to say invited him to

56:32

be designated to hear their share of he

56:34

sits every looks great. Eddie's is like listening

56:36

and she's I spend less neither let a

56:38

strange in my in my house and make

56:40

sure like a knowing what and he's like

56:42

and he didn't have sex with me and

56:45

he didn't rob me he tucks man and

56:47

he left and that's why I'm I'm in

56:49

a a now because I remember. That

56:52

are worthy of love. Salmon

56:55

is. Another

56:58

day of the officers sugar a

57:00

sour baby one is that one

57:02

and is already gone like the

57:04

really is a study in life.

57:08

When. You make your lead so likeable.

57:10

it's almost like suspicious. Yeah, a

57:12

little bit like hope you find

57:14

your dad. It's like yeah.like we

57:16

know this is made up. Yeah,

57:18

so that cocktail that you're making

57:20

about that as I is very

57:22

weird as Strategies Legs and now

57:24

I'm sober again. Mister.

57:28

Like pumped. what could I scientist or guys?

57:30

yeah, the other what. And then I'm going

57:32

to let him. As you keep going of

57:34

this, I'm going in reverse order. He met

57:36

her at a bar. he parks. As cool

57:38

as sports car and France and there's a homeless

57:41

guy at and tell you that I said i

57:43

started selling of the though they are against i

57:45

on the pot he gets out and is a

57:47

convertibles he can't really lockups goes up to the

57:49

can to the fact I'm homeless guy and he

57:52

goes. Hey. What's.

57:54

Your name. And. He's like Bobby. As

57:56

soon as you see the homeless guy, you

57:59

like This guy's. The. The. Skies

58:01

over Five lives like he's going to be

58:03

talking. yeah he did just the wet shot.

58:05

You're like this homeless get this on. House

58:07

person comes into play. yeah my it's done.

58:10

She taught in Seattle that is so far

58:12

I could never get that bad to worse

58:14

the around. Like I feel like that janitors

58:16

coming back. I know he was Robert De

58:19

Niro. A sprint I think. Yeah Dylan places

58:21

I know. I love that. So. He

58:23

talks to money goes. would you watch my car

58:25

for me? Listen to what I'm about to tell

58:28

you that he goes. I'll give you a couple

58:30

hundred bucks if you watch my car. Okay,

58:32

so we're already like off the charts

58:34

generous. Yeah, then he goes. Here

58:37

he gives them a cell phone. Anything

58:40

happens to my car, you call me on that

58:42

cellphone, Find any, Give them one hundred bucks singers

58:44

or give you one hundred bucks when I come

58:46

back out. And the guys like do it does

58:48

the homeless guy this is just the critters of

58:51

is just like. This

58:54

like it's it's like a story.

58:56

Someone. In junior high would say like and

58:59

I said of the homeless guy say. This.

59:01

Out on your lap you want a couple

59:03

hundred smugglers? I know you do. A

59:11

phone call it as a

59:13

problem enlightenment I bookstore and

59:15

then he goes in the

59:18

bar. He comes out Now he's

59:20

with what's an Ama. keep forgetting the rainy and

59:22

Amy right? He's with a me right now they're

59:24

leaving. He's not drunk as he can get drunk

59:26

meal brain presents comes out any so even though

59:28

he's been drinking tea. the home of Go. And

59:31

the homeless guy. He goes. Here's the other

59:33

hundred and the homeless guy goes to give

59:36

the phone back. You. Know and

59:38

then with what I'm not even mad

59:40

of that amount of the phone, the

59:42

phone is to blame. Yeah, I hate

59:44

the phone. Yeah and a sox about

59:47

I'll be in this bar. Come in

59:49

and get me. Yeah, or get on

59:51

a weird. where did he get that?

59:53

echoes? There for others and insert shot

59:56

of him getting the phone from the

59:58

glove box. Old says. That

1:00:00

it's a whole set up his or

1:00:02

her eyes. That's not a wrap it

1:00:04

around phone call limits, but we need

1:00:07

to get the insert of the glove

1:00:09

box opening for the hobo phone. Oh

1:00:11

my god I just really the only thing where

1:00:14

the not knowing where the phone came from. Was

1:00:16

knowing where the road game from the he

1:00:18

didn't just figured out of his bucket is

1:00:20

is special given away burner phone that charged

1:00:22

even though she's been sitting in whatever zicam

1:00:24

that gives him the other hundred and the

1:00:27

guy goes to give the phone back in

1:00:29

those you know what keep it. And.

1:00:31

He goes, you have any family and

1:00:33

goes and goes come on gotten a

1:00:35

family He's a he doesn't even doubling

1:00:37

business and I got a sister Milwaukee's

1:00:40

he's I keep the phone. You.

1:00:42

Call your sister you tell the would

1:00:44

happen. Call. Me tomorrow I'll buy

1:00:46

you a ticket to Milwaukee of and

1:00:48

one for your dog to will get

1:00:50

him on as a service animals can

1:00:52

you do that and he's a slow

1:00:54

game alone. A good guy that that

1:00:56

and. Now

1:00:59

I have always watching

1:01:02

this show. Oh.

1:01:05

Pray that he just sees

1:01:07

that homeless guy. Walking.

1:01:09

Around or something. Weird. Like

1:01:11

where you can just be is. That.

1:01:14

There's homeless guy is just homeless because he never

1:01:16

took a minute to think of like hey, who

1:01:18

could put me up. And

1:01:21

like you know to Zola. Ray it, it

1:01:23

hurts my heart. And. Feels

1:01:25

sort of naive in that way that when I was

1:01:27

a kid, I was like. If only

1:01:29

someone could just held this person right. Call

1:01:31

your family member. Yeah, here's a couple hundred

1:01:33

bucks and I'll buy you a ticket and

1:01:36

that would fix it. And it very much

1:01:38

reminded me. Of the time when I

1:01:40

was in. Second, Madison,

1:01:42

Wisconsin and my opener told me

1:01:44

that he took it wasn't like

1:01:46

a friend of mine he took

1:01:49

out today greyhound bus trip to

1:01:51

get there from wherever he was

1:01:53

from and I was like that's

1:01:55

unacceptable month and Mccanns soft he

1:01:57

was a newly weds. It was

1:01:59

horrible. A. The whole days on the

1:02:01

bus to get to the shows like I'm

1:02:03

getting you a ticket. With. Would

1:02:05

that? let's not that crazy near. Ah, but

1:02:07

there's only one flight tomorrow. It's at seven

1:02:10

am. And. He was. I oh my

1:02:12

god Thank you so much! This is incredible.

1:02:14

Next day I'm at the airport for my

1:02:16

flight home. It's like ten thirty am. Who

1:02:18

do I see? But that second got a

1:02:21

lie. Lie around. like try to get on

1:02:23

flights. he didn't He went out the night

1:02:25

before. Oh. My. God. Wrestler.

1:02:27

Style and got shit faced and

1:02:29

missed the flight that I bought

1:02:31

him. That another cynical slice doesn't

1:02:33

work like that. you ran to

1:02:35

go up and go. Hey if

1:02:38

the big to been joe ride

1:02:40

the rails do you know anybody

1:02:42

you know what I do with

1:02:44

what if I set it to

1:02:46

them with that fix all your

1:02:48

problems it so what Mr keep

1:02:50

the phone so now watching holding

1:02:52

my breath that they somehow. Ruin.

1:02:55

It that they somehow I feel like have no

1:02:57

it was a joke like we were having him

1:02:59

get people sober. we're having a rescue home was

1:03:01

on house people yeah to show you that that

1:03:04

isn't how the world works but I don't. I

1:03:06

don't. I don't have a good feeling of us.

1:03:08

I know like a a. Little respect of the

1:03:10

oh enjoying some aspects of the show. Anna I'd

1:03:12

like to now read the cast and crew and

1:03:14

executive produced as as as I. Was like we

1:03:17

should check like I don't know the sides of

1:03:19

the yeah I was late. Let's check who is

1:03:21

involved in that and see if they. Can

1:03:23

look, but I I I can't live in

1:03:25

a world where I'm not allow dialing with

1:03:28

no worries. Fair to sort of. I'm bumping

1:03:30

on something annoying other parts of it, but

1:03:32

I'm ice. There. Comes a point in

1:03:34

a character development where you can't just be

1:03:36

like. What's. Next and yeah is

1:03:38

is gonna throw a baseball to a kid and

1:03:40

then and then it cuts forward and the kids

1:03:43

in the major leagues. Yeah. Because

1:03:45

you sure that it honestly

1:03:47

is a really good it?

1:03:49

Ah. It's. Really helpful and

1:03:51

thinking about screenwriting where you do

1:03:53

want them to save the cat

1:03:55

but you really only went missing

1:03:57

one cast causes aids. The cat.

1:04:00

Not save the heard of Candy. Ass

1:04:02

Save the World and like U

1:04:04

N N that we want characters

1:04:06

who are flawed. otherwise we're just

1:04:08

not interested. Guy we know it's

1:04:10

not real knowing that our Fiji

1:04:12

I Have characterization were elected so

1:04:14

that he would annoy them. Feel

1:04:16

right. And even the people that wrote it

1:04:18

is so lights are these notes are they

1:04:20

making like again is this Ted Last oh

1:04:22

the new are in their like you know

1:04:24

are really works for us as shows where

1:04:26

people are really really good cause if it

1:04:28

was Jason Sudeikis and he and as of

1:04:30

a soccer coach me was I. Given.

1:04:33

A family like with we wouldn't why,

1:04:35

I guess. Yeah, I remember. how are

1:04:37

they won a battle Matt? So ah. And

1:04:41

here and or exactly when. well as

1:04:43

so, even in the pilot of Ted

1:04:45

Last. So I think we see that

1:04:48

his wife doesn't really want anything to

1:04:50

do with him. Yes, and so that

1:04:52

that's at least something we're like. Okay,

1:04:54

so he's not like perfect, at least

1:04:57

Lena Things. Are perfect for him.

1:04:59

But that that's probably I have

1:05:01

to. Guess. And hope

1:05:04

that that. We're ignoring. To. How

1:05:06

the pilot ends is like okay we

1:05:08

really built this guy rp level should

1:05:10

such a good guy Yes yes but

1:05:12

he's about to like have a panic

1:05:14

attack or and really the by getting

1:05:16

that had happened is like he has

1:05:19

some sort of flip out and then

1:05:21

like the that homeless guy as like

1:05:23

why don't know trying to call him

1:05:25

or something and he is like yeah.

1:05:27

Maybe passed out on honestly if

1:05:29

it's an odd as a sex

1:05:32

worker. honestly like we're either for

1:05:34

so him grow to you this

1:05:36

new I'm that so like who's

1:05:39

laughing now. I'm going back

1:05:41

to Old Country Buffet me to keep watching.

1:05:43

Yeah, and I'm enjoying. Now.

1:05:45

I would walk it back. It's a good shot

1:05:47

was there are that are good things about it

1:05:49

but I'm I'm just. Really? Bumping on that?

1:05:51

Yeah, I'm really curious as you are gusto. You know

1:05:54

they when I'm going to keep watching them and I

1:05:56

don't have a strong feeling that it's gonna be like.

1:05:59

He's. Him see. Yeah Ok

1:06:01

here's the Vegas or him and will

1:06:03

get up at Air Physicists this is

1:06:05

A Does I think this is A

1:06:07

Does he know what I love The

1:06:09

guy that booked me for this gig.

1:06:13

Or started the beginning he said at the at

1:06:15

a place to start Yeah, well but at the

1:06:17

end of the night he said that would have

1:06:19

been a good episode of Crashing and that's when

1:06:21

I really felt seems and appreciated by this guy.

1:06:24

So the people that bugs me I was I

1:06:26

was a got along with them well and enjoyed

1:06:28

them. But the memo meaning the deal cut The

1:06:30

offer comes in in an email and it's like

1:06:32

it's three hundred oilmen. Like

1:06:35

people that work in oil. And.

1:06:38

Dot a network it with sorry, go

1:06:40

ahead. Oh and I'm and I see

1:06:42

this as like just so you know

1:06:44

this is historically a rowdy crowd. They

1:06:46

will have been drinking all day hims

1:06:48

reading this as a what is my

1:06:50

life the ass. Sick. Mission

1:06:52

Impossible. It's like gray Hello

1:06:55

Mr. Hunt. Like. Do you

1:06:57

wanna go to Las Vegas? A place

1:06:59

ads for me. It's a tricky place

1:07:01

to do shows anyway, right when you

1:07:03

competing with every type of entertainment. Over

1:07:06

stimulation alcohol, Sex.

1:07:09

And drugs and then you're like. Hey.

1:07:11

Ice packs notices I spoken

1:07:13

weird near. And they're

1:07:16

like they're They're just so you know it's

1:07:18

It's historically a very difficult show. I can't

1:07:20

remember exactly the wording, but it was like

1:07:22

this is not a cushy gig. But

1:07:25

do you want to do it? and I was like sure,

1:07:27

I'll do it. And. I go and

1:07:29

I put bring lara bites and we fly

1:07:31

out. Bar the reason

1:07:33

I did it was because vegas very easy

1:07:36

and can fly direct. Super simple. says.

1:07:39

A like ten o'clock I get there. And

1:07:41

when I say like. These. Guys

1:07:43

had been drinking all day. We went

1:07:45

into the showroom. it was like this.

1:07:47

It was called the Excess Lounge or

1:07:49

something permit. And.

1:07:51

As like, I looked up the Excess

1:07:53

Lounge and it was a play. It

1:07:56

was a kind of indoor outdoor rule.

1:07:58

While not gray, there was a huge

1:08:00

chandelier. All the walls were like naked

1:08:03

women. Covered in gold

1:08:05

like pushing out of the wall. Very

1:08:07

Vegas. Wow. Very sort of like that

1:08:09

gaudy Vegas thing. And

1:08:12

everyone in that room. I'm just like.

1:08:14

everyone here is so loaded. Like you

1:08:16

can tell there's like a leisure loaded

1:08:18

who gives a fuck. So that's a

1:08:21

hard group to get to merge into

1:08:23

your observations about your family. And

1:08:26

the air shit fox So Lars on

1:08:28

stage. When she says that she's sober,

1:08:30

sit one of the guys at the

1:08:33

bar yells quit or. Like a

1:08:35

sack. how to grab care would.

1:08:37

Not only is not funny, it's

1:08:39

also like deeply obvious yeah, but

1:08:41

they're also shit fox blackout drunk

1:08:43

me as. Large. As

1:08:45

I was proud of our as she stuck to

1:08:47

her guns she did or said she wasn't. Getting.

1:08:50

Much of a response. I was a that if

1:08:52

you sitting here this is what happened he

1:08:54

but she stayed. Solve. A was

1:08:56

a win for I thought it was a

1:08:59

super with unflappable. Yeah unflappable. She did her

1:09:01

job and she was being very funny. It

1:09:03

is wasn't. They. They didn't even

1:09:05

fully settled and they were still chatting and

1:09:07

that know it it was li I was

1:09:10

sitting there and I was actually smiling at

1:09:12

how. On. The ideal it was.

1:09:14

I was like look at what's happening. Yeah

1:09:16

it's sad thing that we talk about

1:09:18

where think something gets so chaotic the

1:09:20

deadliest after the i you to surrender.

1:09:23

I really was feeling pretty.

1:09:25

Like. There. And enjoying

1:09:27

how stupid and crazy it was. Yeah for them

1:09:30

you know I won't go be for be but

1:09:32

I went up on stage and I knew there

1:09:34

were people in the crowd that like wanted to

1:09:36

enjoy at. I had met some of them in

1:09:39

the casino in there is a good natured people

1:09:41

but then they were just like it was just.

1:09:44

I'll put it like this: like. I'm. Not

1:09:47

really getting last. This was the only part

1:09:49

I really was excited to share was I

1:09:51

said to them i'm doing crowd work a

1:09:53

little bit and ago. How richer

1:09:55

you guys like how rich how who

1:09:57

here has ten million dollars in their

1:09:59

check and emmett like them be like

1:10:01

started the club another guy you know

1:10:03

I'm joking like of the and as

1:10:06

whether that's and I go who's here

1:10:08

is rich but you're still miserable and

1:10:10

at a couple of the clap that

1:10:12

I really appreciate that I was I

1:10:14

who climbed to the top of the

1:10:16

ladder and was like it's the wrong

1:10:18

ladder that seizes was rise and that

1:10:20

made me really really proud Me. As

1:10:23

sorry there's a nefarious weight.

1:10:25

Than than at our house that

1:10:28

it's probably a package delivery. It's

1:10:30

okay. This the Sarah was

1:10:32

going brilliantly. Well aim may has

1:10:35

to be able to lift. Yeah,

1:10:39

it's it's. a packet. U

1:10:41

S K. A shame to see if that

1:10:43

was the caterpillars. That I ordered bed comes

1:10:45

a smaller package than it does you

1:10:47

ordered Caterpillars. Yeah, Dickensian has a strong

1:10:49

hope you find your dad feeling about

1:10:51

me being like and wait two years

1:10:54

of vague know. Because you haven't even

1:10:56

gotten was the third part. The. Out.

1:10:59

Drunk. So one of the things that made

1:11:01

a different from other corporate shows was a

1:11:03

didn't say you had to be clean and

1:11:05

I bought those. Interesting. I was like at

1:11:08

least if they're all drunk, yeah can be

1:11:10

dirty Yeah man, you know traditionally drunk

1:11:12

crowds perk up a little bit of your

1:11:14

dirty and Lara was very dirty and then

1:11:17

I'm going up and and I'm doing

1:11:19

my summer my dirty stuff and in like

1:11:21

probably ten minutes in. This. This

1:11:23

gentleman, you know. he's got a suit and

1:11:25

a cowboy hats. He comes to the front,

1:11:27

older guy. And. He's like a

1:11:29

cliche drug is like blinking one. I am

1:11:31

family wobbling and he and he and he

1:11:34

does is weird like circle motion and and

1:11:36

points at me. He has some and turns

1:11:38

around and walks out and I'm like what.

1:11:41

What Was that? Are that.

1:11:44

Yeah. The into the mind what was I.

1:11:46

Think. He said something. Oh, he

1:11:48

didn't Oh, he did that. But he did

1:11:50

it very pointedly like he came out to

1:11:52

the front of the state. Do I was

1:11:55

like what is this move and I'm not

1:11:57

doing well. As. Giving example

1:11:59

another. The had a crowd was I did

1:12:01

my joke about my prostate exam? Yeah and

1:12:03

the joke is I go. it wasn't that

1:12:05

bad. A her. What's the big deal? I'm

1:12:08

like a gaping yellow flower. It's like a hummingbird

1:12:10

just pollinated me fresh for another season. And.

1:12:12

Someone goes, maybe you liked it. Oh

1:12:15

my god I'm a ground it was

1:12:17

also get a graduate drank I sent

1:12:19

my water at one point zone when

1:12:21

how that water is so am I

1:12:23

am and I literally was like you

1:12:25

have any idea how much courage takes

1:12:27

to come up here and try and

1:12:30

do this and you're gonna yell how's

1:12:32

that water to me like I was

1:12:34

like really and my fight flight like

1:12:36

very worse but honestly gotta fucking freaked

1:12:38

out know how difficult this was and

1:12:40

also. That. Got sort of turned

1:12:42

into a nice com that I was able to use.

1:12:45

But. A web doing max than this guy

1:12:47

comes of. He does a sickly poison. The

1:12:49

walk away and I go. What was that?

1:12:51

He turns backgrounders year? you're not talented. If

1:12:54

you have to cuss to be funny. And

1:12:57

then I'm like. Oh. Say

1:13:00

I didn't know, it's I thought about saying

1:13:02

something cheeky Yeah. but I honestly in that

1:13:05

moment I was like. I'm

1:13:07

not one of those guys. I really did

1:13:09

wish that everybody was enjoying it so not

1:13:11

gonna be like, you know, not like that,

1:13:13

right? But then the crowd did boom, a

1:13:15

little bad and all is sort of. Somebody

1:13:17

was one of the weirdest. It. Would

1:13:20

have been a good episode of Gratia. Yeah, ha.

1:13:22

And then they I is. Like probably

1:13:24

and primarily conservative crowd in

1:13:26

that even means that the

1:13:29

somewhat religious. Crowd. Well then I

1:13:31

did hear later that that guy was mad

1:13:33

that I was in quotes making fun of

1:13:35

God. But all I said about God was

1:13:38

he ever climb up the ladder and own

1:13:40

oh Jesus was right. Yeah. So actually

1:13:42

you were saying the like you

1:13:44

were saying Jesus was recognized. Yeah,

1:13:47

That says ah although look back of like

1:13:49

that was kind of a bold move to

1:13:51

tell a bunch of who knows I don't

1:13:53

yeah. So as courses that

1:13:56

most emotionally illiterate. Billionaires,

1:14:00

He only and will probably more mad

1:14:02

about that but. Well. I or

1:14:04

a high ground it also came to of

1:14:07

whereas like when people are very very drugs.

1:14:09

And. That's what these people seem to be. Why?

1:14:12

Am I looking for any reason? Read.

1:14:14

Any rationale of were corollary yeah so I

1:14:16

had to like it, took a couple days

1:14:19

to come down from it and is kind

1:14:21

of re acclimate and get the adrenaline out

1:14:23

of my body. And then I

1:14:25

did a show last night at the

1:14:27

comedy store and I was in has

1:14:29

him yeah and I settle our i

1:14:31

go. The funny thing about comedy. Is.

1:14:34

If you get really good at at

1:14:36

one of your rewards is you are

1:14:38

invited to perform in places where it's

1:14:40

almost impossible to do it right. Time

1:14:43

Outs Real Yeah You. Are one

1:14:45

am like the people that have done this gig. Are.

1:14:47

Some of the. Summer. My absolute

1:14:50

favorite of all time. As he told me

1:14:52

before the shows like none of them did

1:14:54

well this person bailed on their material. This

1:14:56

person just a crowd worked as prison bumps

1:14:58

or seven or like that's our reward. Yeah

1:15:00

and I'm like and I am saying that

1:15:02

I'm grateful that I did that job is

1:15:04

it was a good gig. yeah but like

1:15:06

it wasn't a good time. round of funny

1:15:09

as but I'll never have I I wish

1:15:11

I had no I I wouldn't change myself

1:15:13

for the world. I thought about that guy

1:15:15

many times and been like I wish I

1:15:17

wish I had won them over. This is

1:15:19

how I'm wired. a. Win them over

1:15:21

to go. Down, why was

1:15:23

everybody had enjoyed the show. right?

1:15:26

But I guess I'm lake I would think

1:15:28

of that guy in the like I wish

1:15:30

that I had said like. And

1:15:32

and moves from an alcohol and. That

1:15:35

why I don't know. He might have clocked me. Swinney.

1:15:38

Mean o clock to. Your like

1:15:40

up A and wacko do I? Don't live in

1:15:42

that world. So I literally thought you meant like.

1:15:45

Look I'm going to me honestly the I took

1:15:47

two stories today and both of them were like

1:15:49

way to get a load of. the second one

1:15:51

was i kind of a a rocky show in

1:15:53

Vegas and one was hope he signed his dad

1:15:55

and the best parts honestly were when we were

1:15:57

just spartan in the breeze and have an eight.

1:16:00

Georg Time. I you know

1:16:02

what? I literally brought nothing to the

1:16:04

table. So. I will usually your story, you

1:16:06

know you. He did slowed down and kind of

1:16:08

wrapped up in your eyes, glazed over and started

1:16:11

looking at a package. Well unless you're super supported

1:16:13

but I feel it as a kind of probably

1:16:15

back to that vegas. Popular

1:16:17

that base of the show or six

1:16:20

o'clock know. I loved it. I love

1:16:22

seeing kind of feeling alone. In:

1:16:24

I didn't know that you need me to be a

1:16:26

full full audience for this. Nor was

1:16:28

there anything worthy of sharing, and that sort

1:16:31

of. Yeah and I think you said

1:16:33

anything it with well I did I

1:16:35

you're the one that I think you

1:16:37

just are losing steam and the I

1:16:39

years you're not seeing it clearly but

1:16:41

I think it on dates and I

1:16:43

think the Hope you find your Dad

1:16:45

is like one of the best moments

1:16:47

because we get to see heaps of

1:16:49

like are tall. Why are you willing

1:16:51

to? It doesn't work. Yeah, exactly. I

1:16:54

agree. I am sorry that I

1:16:56

slouch and knowing all of this is that

1:16:58

I'm fully sick and. I don't feel Grady

1:17:00

lenses. I was sick. know I'm feeling we

1:17:02

could. Maybe it is the Eclipse. Will

1:17:04

know I actually have a cold. but yes, new.

1:17:07

It's probably the closest. As if

1:17:09

I'm ah, right, Thanks

1:17:11

everybody! I'm sorry that you had that Vegas

1:17:13

so and. I'm. Sorry. Even so I'm really a

1:17:15

nameless said that pack. Why did the same

1:17:17

to both the sugar thing and the Vegas.

1:17:19

Things are complicated things to talk about because

1:17:21

on one hand I'm very grateful that they

1:17:23

had real. It's like thank you yeah because

1:17:25

it was a good job right? but that

1:17:27

is also was like a very tricky of

1:17:29

like a nice sort of crashing. Boy.

1:17:32

Was rough. I. Can't I? I

1:17:34

can't imagine from for me

1:17:36

and you are a lot

1:17:38

like me. A. Harder

1:17:41

audience knows you perform for it.

1:17:43

I would shrunk oilmen right way

1:17:45

and it's just like rich leisure

1:17:47

like powerful feeling people see as

1:17:50

comedy as a lot to do

1:17:52

with merging and I was looking

1:17:54

in a lot of like powerful

1:17:56

individuals. they're like some these guys

1:17:58

own sports team. The and seven like

1:18:00

some guy comes, it's but then when we were

1:18:03

leaving, so many boob on the lobby. relax. That.

1:18:05

Was great Joe and I was like. See. That

1:18:07

last even the more distance I felt between

1:18:09

me and them the more reason I want

1:18:11

to merge. Yeah that is not just to

1:18:13

do well. It would be great to do

1:18:15

well in front of a group where I'm

1:18:17

like if I had to guess how I

1:18:19

would do in front of a group of

1:18:21

oil man I would probably be like. Not.

1:18:24

So great and as I would a loved it

1:18:26

if we all came together and we did for

1:18:28

certain moments through my take your shoes off joke

1:18:30

did really well. Well, yeah, I

1:18:32

see. I'm so I'm certain because

1:18:34

this is always been true that

1:18:36

it went way better. Than you know

1:18:39

they were. They were happy. I really appreciate

1:18:41

that. It was just like I'll never forget

1:18:43

a guy coming square to the center stage,

1:18:45

giving me like a weird voodoo or air

1:18:48

curse and then telling me I wasn't talented.

1:18:50

The thing that I because I costs and

1:18:52

that the defensive response would be like really.

1:18:55

Richard. Pryor, Dave Chappelle, Louis Ck,

1:18:57

or huge of it's how they

1:18:59

like. like. He just cause you

1:19:01

know it sounds but also why we've been having a

1:19:03

conversation with know like the know. What? You're not going

1:19:05

to convince him and not certainly not the time you'll

1:19:08

lose everybody. That. Of kind of course it

1:19:10

would be like me being like if

1:19:12

you're going to have traded seven dollars merrill

1:19:14

would have like I'm glad Sled stand our

1:19:16

land or and everybody's thanks for being

1:19:18

here Valerie you know what to do. To

1:19:24

the crispy.