Lanie and Michael have been doing this for 15 episodes and they’re exhausted from all the Russian names and the bad British accents and the American booze they’ve had to deal with. It shows in this episode, America. Tune in for the quote, “Suck

Episode 14- Where’s My Goddamned Article

Oct 8th, 2019

Here the brave team enters into figure out what the Daily Beast and the Italian Secret Service knew about this abstraction from justice. People might want to harm you for knowing all this stuff. Here we go!

Episode 13: Live from CRUSH Bar

Oct 1st, 2019

This is Lanie and Michael’s first live recording of the podcast, and they had an amazing crowd of fans help them out with the reading of the Mueller Report. Live from Crush in Portland, Oregon, we read about the fateful meeting at Trump Tower i

Impeachment Week Special Episode

Sep 29th, 2019

Lanie and Michael aren’t reading the Mueller Report for this episode, we’re just giving you a drunken rant about the opening of the impeachment inquiry. Highlights include our assessment of which politicians were born evil and which ones sold t

Episode 12: Drunk Episode 2

Sep 24th, 2019

Lanie and Michael have to re-record Episode 12 because Adam the Producer left them alone with technology and they deleted the original recording. They deal with this hardship in their usual classy, resilient fashion, and get drunk. They’re not

Episode 11a- Carter Page is Male 1 and he’s broke AF- Directors Cut

Sep 24th, 2019

EPISODE 11 IS BEING RE-PUBLISHED DUE TO AN EARLY CUT-OFF ERROR LAST WEEK. HERE IT IS AGAIN, SKIP TO 20 MINUTES IN IF YOU WANT TO HEAR FROM WHERE IT WAS CUT OFF LAST WEEK. Carter Page tries to both get rich AND outsmart Russian intelligence offi

Episode 11- Carter Page is Male 1 and he’s broke AF

Sep 17th, 2019

Carter Page tries to both get rich AND outsmart Russian intelligence officials. None of that goes well for him. Michael dyes his Bush-Putin back-channel to celebrate Page’s downfall and Lanie continues her murder spree on every Russian name she

Episode 10- I’m Papadopoulos

Sep 10th, 2019

Lanie and Michael tell you the sad tale of the rise and fall of Lanie’s favorite character, George Papadopoulos. We also welcome our new team member, Evan, in the studio; Lanie murders a few more names and Michael makes everything about himself

Episode 9- Can We Just Talk About Me for a Minute

Sep 2nd, 2019

We get the premiere of Michael’s new segment, and trust us, you’re going to LOVE it. At least, Michael thinks you will. Also, you won’t believe what we had to go through to get our ads for the show approved by Facebook because they had to verif

Episode 8- THIS MOTHER

Aug 26th, 2019

We take a new approach to reading the Mueller Report! Starting in this episode, we’ll now be reacting to the information as we’re reading it. We’re getting deep into the links between the Trump campaign and Russia in this one, and some of these

Episode 7- Don Jr. clicked the links!

Aug 20th, 2019

Find out what happened when Don Jr. clicked on the link in the Twitter DM from Wikileaks, but keep the information between us, America. We’ve marked this episode “for your ears only,” which means it’s illegal to tell anyone about what you learn

Episode 6- The Stoner Episode

Aug 14th, 2019

Do you know who Guccifer 2.0 really is? Do you know how to use a bong? Do you know if there are any chips in the house? We’re giving you so much deep information in this one, dudes.http://traffic.libsyn.com/youshouldhavereadthisyourself/Ep

Episode 5- Fancy Bear Was Responsible for the Breach

Aug 13th, 2019

Hi there! Find out why you shouldn’t open large electronic files sent via email with the greeting “Hi there!” (Hint: Russians.) Find out who the GRU is. Find out what a tool Julian Assange is, like you need more evidence. Most importantly, find

Episode 4- The Drunk Episode

Aug 5th, 2019

Lanie and Michael had always planned to do a drunk episode, but we didn’t think it would happen quite so soon. We recorded episode 4 immediately after Episode 3, the contents of which we found so disturbing, we drank a bottle’s worth of whiskey

Episode 3 – The Cockney Accent Episode

Jul 30th, 2019

Michael keeps his promise to do the episode in a tortured cockney accent. Lanie and Adam try to act like it’s not a top-quality performance, but they’re just a coupl’a bloody wankas. Among other auditory pleasures, you’ll get to hear Michael’s

Episode 2 – Whole Lotta Lyin’ and Deletin’ Goin’ On

Jul 25th, 2019

Lanie and Michael don’t get far in this journey before they’re in the fetal position over what they’re reading. A lot of people in our government and in the Trump campaign lied about their contacts with Russian Ambassador Kislyak. We might know

Episode 1- Let’s Get This F’n Party Started, America

Jul 22nd, 2019

Despite being puffy and, honestly, just looking like she got walloped by a falling tree after coming to the recording session straight from her therapist, Lanie delivers a stunning vocal performance. In addition to reading you the first severa

Episode 0- Trailer-F’ Bobby DeNiro

Jul 14th, 2019

Lanie and Michael tackle the Hollywood Industrial Mueller Complex head-on in this teaser episode, during which we work out our sound quality issues. We like to think that one day, when we’re a Tony-award winning podcast or whatever the f**k awa

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