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services offered in July 31st, 2024. Hey

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everybody, welcome back to the Usainote Podcast

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episode 118. Round

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yup. How much fun

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are we having? We are on

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three shows we've had, Washington,

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DC, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and

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Chicago, all fantastic. Round of

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applause for those three cities right now. But

1:42

to those of you who are not at the shows and if you're new here, if

1:45

you're not already Vegas,

2:00

Houston, left on tour. Let's bring all

2:02

the energy, everybody that is left at

2:04

YSK show this summer has left being

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like, wow, I am glad I came,

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so do not miss that. Get your

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exclusive tour merch at each show. If

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2:21

it. I know we can do it.

2:23

We have the best fan base. We

2:25

have the best family in the world

2:27

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2:29

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with all, all, all of our

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hearts. Genuinely, I mean it. We appreciate you more than we

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coming here every week, giving you the

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best possible episodes we can, fulfilling your weeks, and

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then when we meet you in person, giving you

2:46

all the hugs and smooches we can. We love

2:48

you. Now on to

2:50

the rest of the episode. The You

2:52

Should Know podcast. We

2:56

got co-host Cam back in

2:58

the studio. You

3:03

got applause today, buddy. Hey. You

3:06

got applause today. Yeah. I wanna let you know

3:08

something. My face is on your garments. You are

3:10

on my garments. For the audio listeners, you have

3:12

to go over to YouTube, but I'm wearing a

3:14

hippie shirt, and it has your pelvic region as

3:17

well on my... My screaming face

3:19

with a patch in my beard. Yeah.

3:22

The word hippie. Yeah. This

3:24

is a literal X-ray of some hips. Yeah. This

3:27

was given to us by a fan in Philadelphia.

3:31

In Philadelphia. Yes

3:33

or no, how much did Philadelphia hate Cam?

3:36

Philadelphia had some beef with

3:38

me. I don't know what it was. I swear on everything in

3:40

the middle of the show, we're talking,

3:42

right? I give Peyton a little friendly,

3:44

little friendly, quick, stiff jab, right? Someone

3:46

in the crowd goes, Hey, what? I

3:48

said, what? What? I was

3:51

like, wow. They love Peyton. Me,

3:54

they hate the white man. Honestly, well, it's about

3:56

time the tides have turned. You're

3:58

like, this is not how it's supposed to be. It's

4:00

supposed to be reversed! You

4:02

are honestly getting too comfortable. I called you cross-eyed

4:04

and black. Yeah, you did you well you didn't

4:07

mean to I didn't I was meaning

4:09

to say a crossed agent in

4:11

black eyes You know those snake eyes the thing

4:13

is as I know you we know you in

4:15

here We know you have a good heart the

4:17

world does a dog So there's just gonna be

4:19

there's one day and I hope it doesn't happen

4:21

There's just gonna be clips of you making all

4:23

these a little jokey jokes And then

4:25

you're gonna be called up to that podium and you're gonna have

4:27

to make a speech And I'm gonna say to hell with what

4:29

they say well I can have my own opinions I Can't

4:33

I love Peyton

4:36

Olivia selective ever no no no I love everyone

4:39

I love everyone until you give me a reason

4:41

not to love you That's nothing to do with

4:43

he's like breaking my car Yeah, when I have

4:45

to lock my car when you walk down the

4:47

street all right no no no okay good. Yeah

4:50

How are you doing? Your

4:54

fat tongue speaks you like my fat tongue

4:56

let your fat tongues warm and wet hello

4:58

good morning menus on the table Anyway,

5:00

yes, ma'am go ahead and ask

5:02

me first. I I soiled your moment Ask

5:05

me it now is you're pissing me off

5:07

this cam the worst person Ishka

5:09

pickle ask it who ish kapickles

5:12

ish kabipples wherever the hell we were supposed to

5:14

get a Philly cheese steak from we didn't Yeah,

5:16

they didn't put cheese on my Philly cheese. Hey.

5:18

I'm not gonna. Yeah, I was

5:20

like so I'm

5:23

not gonna. It's your fault you hit no. It's

5:25

not you hit no. Yes, it is no. It's not

5:27

you hit No, it's not you hit no. It's not

5:30

You hit no added cheese no added cheese that means

5:32

what does that mean no added cheese means there was

5:34

already cheese on there It means don't

5:36

add cheese. No added cheese But

5:40

the literal section you click that and

5:42

said select your cheese And you put

5:45

no added cheese it's cuz it came

5:47

but it had every cheese under it

5:49

So you didn't choose a singular cheddar

5:52

the pre-req was overload the pre-req pepper

5:54

jack the pre-req mozzarella The pre-req American

5:56

you didn't choose anything whiz the pre

5:58

it feels like I put chapstick on

6:01

the back of my teeth. Your tongue is fat.

6:03

And I love it. I'm here for it. The

6:06

prerequisite. The

6:08

prerequisite. It's hard. Hard

6:10

word for Elmo. The prerequisite.

6:13

Oh, you gotta stop. I'll say it for you. Ready,

6:16

set. The prerequisite. I don't know if you said it

6:18

better. I'm saying it better. You're going to prerequisite. The

6:20

prerequisite. Oh no. Oh no.

6:22

The prerequisite. Oh no,

6:24

stop. Stop. Ready? You

6:26

go. Here we go. We've

6:29

gone to second base. The

6:31

prerequisite. The prerequisite. That

6:34

was good. He's saying it wrong. No,

6:36

I'm not. You're saying it wrong. The

6:38

prerequisite. Requisite. The prerequisite. He's

6:41

messing me up, Michael. Am I saying

6:43

prerequisite? I am like a

6:45

little boy. You're having a stroke. I

6:48

do sound like a little boy. The

6:50

prerequisite. Dude, man. Man.

6:54

All right, come on, come on. Lock in. Do

6:56

you ever have drunk tongue syndrome? What? I

6:59

don't think you got a sloppy tongue. I think when I am

7:02

blasted off my ass, I can talk better than you're normal sometimes.

7:04

And I don't mean that in a hard way. What kind of

7:06

drunk are you? You know what kind

7:08

of drunk I am. You're not an angry drunk.

7:10

I'm not, but I'm very Caucasian. When it comes

7:12

to drinking. Super white. Super Caucasian. I'll stand up

7:14

in the corner, one hand in the pocket, other

7:17

hand just holding that brew, holding that mixed drink.

7:19

I'll start talking about your grandparents and financials if

7:21

you want to. And then it just kind of

7:23

eases off. But I also mean that I can

7:25

hold a lot of liquor before it hits you.

7:29

So Caucasian to the point, like if I didn't know

7:31

you and I met you drunk, I would be like,

7:33

his wallpaper is a declaration of independence. His name is

7:35

Thomas. Thomas, my

7:38

background. Nope.

7:40

Nevermind, nope, nope, nope. I'm just gonna save CJ some work.

7:42

Yeah, nope. So, nope. So

7:45

what kind of drunk am I? You

7:47

are a lovey drunk. I'm a lovey drunk. You are

7:49

a love maker, love bird, you're bird, feather, bird. I'm

7:52

not a love maker. You are a love maker when

7:54

you're drunk. I want to hug a lot. You touch

7:56

me. Well, I touch you sober. I'll touch you off

7:58

the wake up. You touch me more when you're drunk.

8:00

Good morning to you. I say you say bend that

8:02

ass over hands

8:05

on your knees Now shake

8:07

that ass for PETA You

8:09

shake that ass for me. That's what you say

8:11

when you're drunk. Oh my god.

8:13

You take a sip right before you go in

8:16

that hands on

8:19

Shake that ass for PETA Oh My

8:26

god yes, you know is the best soul

8:29

in the room whatever we're drunk Ruby yes,

8:31

or no oh my god Oh my god,

8:33

Ruby's like a beam of light her chest

8:35

starts to smell better her eyes are not

8:37

so like your dog's breasts I

8:39

said chest lures her breasts and nipples are down

8:42

there. Did she have nipples? She has eight of

8:44

them I don't think Ruby has nipples. I think

8:46

motherhood would be a bitch for Ruby. She is

8:48

small your last day Oh, yeah, I'd bless her

8:50

soul. Did you ever see Ruby's mom she

8:52

had one she did have she wasn't

8:54

spawned Someone didn't spend five

8:57

gold and just pop her up and surprise me.

8:59

She was made a laboratory Dexter's. She's

9:01

like Basically when

9:03

Liv went to go pick her up. Yes cute

9:05

little chowini turned the corner. Yes, man. Oh my

9:07

god That's her and the dog person was

9:09

like no no that's the mom mmm. Come

9:11

here Sasha. That was Ruby's name before Yeah, it sounds

9:14

like a stripper Yeah, no offense any sausages in the

9:16

world, but when you know my dog and what she

9:18

does and then couple up the name Sasha I know

9:20

some good sausages I've

9:23

met a couple. I've never met a bad Sasha in

9:25

my life. Stop Lincoln. Good morning to you I've

9:27

never left a Sasha like I'm

9:30

like regret that one never know too much.

9:32

Okay, sorry I was talking about like a

9:35

friendly hangout Y'all

9:37

are so dirty Work,

9:39

I just said I've met sausages no No,

9:43

he can't talk no, it's a hard day.

9:45

It's a hard day guys. Hey 118 is

9:47

gonna be a bitch It's a hard day.

9:50

We are Oh jet lag. Oh

9:52

boy. He cannot speak anyway Sasha

9:55

at the time turns the corner about that

9:57

big and Liv was like, oh

9:59

my god. She's so cute She had nipples

10:01

then very small though. Ruby now is a

10:03

grown woman Ruby. Yes her nipples go Yeah

10:06

down. That's where they are. That's where my dogs nipples

10:08

first time I met Ruby I said that might be

10:10

the gross thing I've ever seen in my life She

10:12

looked like every time you saw her

10:14

for her first year of life It looks like she

10:16

just fell out here like she was just born your

10:18

eyes are always a little squinted For

10:20

some reason she was wet often. I don't know what it

10:23

was that might have been a I don't

10:25

know what it was Every time I saw

10:27

her whenever she was first around in life

10:29

first came to the earth and said greetings

10:31

I said that's not supposed to happen. Yeah,

10:33

that is a Malfunction on

10:36

somebody's part. That's a mess up and my

10:38

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you like me when I'm drunk I do like you like me more

11:58

when I'm drunk or I'm sober I'd

12:00

say almost obviously I love you in your sober

12:02

But there's never there's never times where you're annoying

12:05

when you're drunk some people can get annoying. Yeah,

12:07

yeah you when you get drunk It's like your

12:09

your walls go down. Yes the bridge goes over

12:11

the moat people are allowed in goes over where

12:13

the moat Is that is the moat the moat?

12:17

What's the most thing correct? What's a moat a moat

12:19

around a castle is that a biblical term? Well,

12:22

there's water there used to be waters around castles

12:24

and cities and stuff in the moat something about

12:26

castles doesn't sit right with it would keep Something

12:29

about castles. I've always been like are we

12:31

are we being serious? Castles

12:34

are a real thing. There's still castles now. Did

12:36

they have to pay property taxes on those? I

12:38

don't even know if taxes are would assume taxes.

12:40

No taxation before representation. Hello bridges

12:43

and goats There's a

12:45

mutt there's water around she had a strong head What

12:48

she had a real strong scalp? Who's

12:51

the one that had the hair who the hell are you

12:53

talking about the one in the castle? I

12:56

don't know puns sure the ginger

12:59

one climb abroad's hair done it

13:01

before Stop

13:14

And we're back already, okay. Yeah. Sorry about that

13:17

guys. Would you climb 30

13:19

to 45 maybe a hundred feet of

13:21

hair? Just to get a smell

13:23

of that Rapunzel. I feel like you

13:25

belong in prison if you do all that I feel like you

13:27

could have taken the stairs God Let

13:30

us not even try to imagine you in

13:32

those times. She would be insane

13:35

in those times how you have a

13:37

little coin sack your Search would

13:39

have like holes in it and you just be running around but

13:41

then all of a sudden Someone

13:43

some princesses gaze upon you. Oh god. I love

13:45

good games like this. She's up there, right? This

13:47

is before brace. I love good days and the

13:50

gays And

13:53

she'd look you'd be like he's quite

13:55

strange, but something about him He's making

13:57

my pheromones just go and then you'd

13:59

start crawling and shit you'd climb up towers

14:01

you'd be a creep back there you'd probably

14:03

be you'd probably be a if

14:06

you were clean yes back then you'd

14:09

be royalty was anybody clean back then though they didn't have

14:11

that if you were clean yes they all

14:13

bath is water I feel like I feel

14:15

like the shower was invented shower yet they

14:17

had baths baths don't clean you they literally

14:20

would get buckets of water heat

14:22

them up they you heat up

14:24

the bucket or the water the bucket which heated up the

14:26

water so you're sitting in a hot bucket you're not sitting

14:28

in the bucket that's a bath

14:31

I didn't say they'd

14:33

get you know a bucket is the bucket

14:35

a bath is big they'd get what they

14:37

fetch water why don't they just heat up

14:39

the water okay cuz the

14:42

heat the fire they're not gonna put you over

14:44

a damn bath over a

14:46

flame they're just gonna hit up the water your

14:49

servants could pour it on you you could sponge

14:51

it out rag it out I would have been

14:53

the servant I don't think I would have been

14:55

you could have been royalty if you were if

14:57

you were this tall back then first off that's

14:59

like plus 10,000 or oh my god then if

15:01

you have the beard and

15:03

a tail yeah oh my god I

15:05

don't think my tooth enamel is where

15:08

it's supposed to be right

15:10

now as I'm sitting here it feels like something's

15:12

falling out like every time

15:14

I like do that I feel like

15:17

I'm losing no wait wait wait

15:19

look at me I think your gums inflamed

15:21

I think it is on that

15:23

side I think it is I'm not kidding I'm

15:25

in pain I'm starting to get headaches oh

15:28

my god no pain pain no I need to

15:30

go somewhere no it's like it's this it's like

15:32

the oh the inside lips like it's

15:34

like oh and it's like this it's like

15:36

you're chewing are you chewing it's

15:39

the nervous twitch don't be nervous I

15:41

wake up with a lot of blood in my mouth you

15:43

do your breath in the morning is that of of

15:46

colonial like people George Washington we talk

15:48

about this a lot on a plane

15:50

my breath I don't know

15:52

what it is it is sick bro

15:54

and and the amount that you sleep

15:57

on planes is remarkable first off I

15:59

don't understand You can sleep

16:01

like the entire flight without any you

16:03

don't have a neck pillow. You didn't

16:05

have music playing That's that's borderline like

16:08

Sociopound raw dog in the sky dog in

16:10

a three-hour flight like this and you just

16:12

go You just to

16:14

see I watched a whole movie. Yeah, I turned to

16:16

look you were still knocked out Yeah, oh my god,

16:18

but then you woke up and your hair was shit

16:20

because you were leaning on the thing It looked

16:23

like you got like struck by like an axe And

16:26

the worst part is like either the flight attendant wants to talk to

16:28

me. Oh my god. What was her name? She

16:30

was so nice. No not her the one on the way

16:32

to DC Jen Jen

16:36

for united you're seeing this Jen from

16:38

United Airlines She

16:41

handed me extra food. See I got a whole cheese

16:43

and fruit tray. They're great. What is her name? She

16:46

was so nice I've never got it the boyfriend. Yeah,

16:48

and he's gonna send shoes. I got it because I

16:50

was awake you guys On

16:52

the windows can I say something about us? I think

16:55

we're becoming less of friends Well,

16:57

I don't think we're supposed to be that's not

16:59

true. I think that's internal No, I think it's

17:01

you wearing my face on your chest because it's

17:03

not a me thing You're Robert Downey jr. Is

17:05

me right now? Look at how much I have

17:08

to overcompensate to feel like we're still where we

17:10

used to be Internal I miss 2018. I love

17:12

2018 needs to rot No,

17:15

I'm saying if we go back to 2018 no,

17:17

no where we were friendship wise incorrect Where were

17:19

we we were in a good place? We were

17:22

very good place the best place none of this

17:24

No, no, I'm talking about just friendship wise take where

17:26

our friendship was 2018 bring it

17:28

here. You're starting to branch off Oh, I'm

17:31

not I think you're starting to look you

17:33

you have wondering eyes. I'm like, I'm like,

17:35

oh I got you It's

17:37

like it's like you used to depend

17:39

on me a lot Okay

17:42

for fellowship. Hey, that's the word

17:44

I Depended on you

17:46

and let's break that down. I

17:48

think it's your wife It's not

17:51

my wife. I have a wife. You're starting to love

17:53

her a little more. I

17:55

should but not just my wife

17:57

Get it great. Sure wife one

18:00

That's the problem. No, wife one, wife

18:02

always one. I think. Two, Ruby,

18:06

three. You

18:08

love that hound that's gonna be gone in two and a

18:10

half years? What do you think her

18:12

life expectancy is? She seizes when she sees me. She

18:14

does. That's not right. No,

18:17

wife one. She turns into origami when she

18:20

shits, it's not right. Wife one, family

18:22

two, you three. If we go back.

18:25

Ruby like four. We filmed every week

18:27

for like 100 of weeks. 100

18:31

weeks. We're at 118. That's

18:34

a lot of time. A lot of film. We

18:36

can go back and I'm pretty sure you've made

18:38

that list before and I was higher up on

18:41

it. You're three. Do you

18:43

think you deserve to be higher than my family? Am

18:45

I higher than your family? Than your brother and your

18:47

mom and dad? Am I higher than

18:49

them? If you say yes, you have problems. No,

18:51

no. Okay. No, no. I was in

18:53

2018. You're up to me more

18:55

than your mom in 2018. Whoop his ass.

18:58

If there's somebody with a gun and they're like. No,

19:02

that's sick. No, I do feel like you're losing

19:04

love for me and it's starting to affect my...

19:09

Oh my God. It's starting to affect my

19:11

mental health. Then first off, just open up

19:13

buddy. But you're not there anymore. You

19:16

call a drive anything away. No. First

19:19

off, you never pull up and you put timestamps on

19:21

our calls now. No, I don't. You're like,

19:23

I gotta go watch. You don't have to be like

19:25

Bridgerton. I love Bridgerton. You have to. That's a good

19:27

show. No, no, no, no, because I'll call you and

19:30

I wanna talk. I wanna vent. But you don't. Oh

19:32

my God. Because you're not there for me anymore. No,

19:34

I'm not. You call, you say one thing, you start

19:36

blowing me kisses, tongue punching my fart box through the

19:38

face. And you used to open up. You used to

19:40

show me that little blue knot. And

19:44

I used to blow, I used to call it names. I used

19:46

to be like, look at Janet. All you do now on the

19:48

phone is you make monkey noises at me. That's you. I'm

19:53

gonna go to jail one day. It's gonna be 85% your fault. 15%

19:57

mess ups on my words. 85% conviction from

19:59

you. We call I will be

20:01

on the phone forever. That's not true can a

20:03

brother hits a dead point She's just agree when it

20:05

hits a dead point there used to never be a

20:07

dead point used But you want to talk to me

20:09

you don't talk to me more First

20:12

off you know because first off you all used to say

20:14

I would be the one that would just linger on the

20:16

phone Exactly, and you don't want to anymore So

20:18

because you used to make fun of me for

20:20

lingering now that I don't linger you're making fun

20:22

of me for not linger We make fun of

20:24

each other. That's what we do. I love you.

20:26

No you don't you don't you don't you use

20:29

me? No, you use me. I use you use

20:31

me You're what I don't know what you do

20:33

you for like you to you you're like a

20:35

toxic girlfriend You want me to be there, but

20:37

you don't want to treat me right are

20:39

you what I am gonna find somebody And

20:42

then you're gonna see me on dates movies.

20:44

I'm gonna oh my god. Oh my god

20:47

Let there be another Marvel movie come out let there

20:49

be any Thing that we used to

20:51

share close to each other and you're gonna be like Peyton

20:53

I want to go with you I'm not gonna be there

20:55

anymore literally the second to last movie you went to go

20:57

see was with me That's

21:00

not true, that's very true. What was it you

21:03

can't say the first Planet of the Apes

21:05

yes There's two movies ago. No

21:07

it wasn't I saw fall guys with

21:11

CJ yep, and because

21:13

and before that was what Kingdom of the Planet of

21:15

the Apes with us I

21:17

didn't go with you I went with CJ

21:19

and Ryan and you came because we

21:22

didn't actually want you there cuz you're not full of

21:24

fun to be around Anymore, I'm so funny. No you're

21:26

not he's different isn't he he's changed Bro,

21:30

well, how am I changing dude? You're just not

21:32

as friendly anymore? You're just not as open and

21:35

inviting you you put times on us now. I

21:37

do not you're like God. It's not time It's

21:39

okay. I want to get off the phone cuz

21:41

I was doing something or watching something and now

21:43

I'm a bad guy Yeah, you're smiling cuz you

21:45

know it's true. It's okay. No, I'm smart because

21:47

it's stupid. It's okay I love you. I

21:49

want you around. I love you more than you love me Okay,

21:52

let's go on a trip together me and you okay. It's

21:55

not gonna happen. Can I bring my wife? It's

21:58

my wife that's fine Okay,

22:00

we've been on trips together. We went to

22:03

LA. That's when we're friends. We're still it's

22:05

okay I'm just I'm trying to vent

22:07

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right to end that I love you you love me

23:55

I don't want to hear that bull cords mean nothing

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action means words You're literally coming to my house tonight

24:00

okay I'm coming to see your dog anyway oh

24:02

my god so you know I have to I have

24:05

to what's your Sun moon and rising sign what's

24:08

your Sun moon and rising sign what

24:12

is that what's your son you don't

24:14

know what

24:17

are those like

24:19

I'm not into

24:21

astronaut's that

24:23

your Sun sign represents your ego and motivation

24:25

oh it's hot honey it

24:29

is a bright day is a hundred and twelve

24:33

my pride is a sun sign represent

24:35

your egos and motivations the your moon

24:37

sign governs your emotional nature is dark

24:41

dark and cloudy so

24:44

much moonlight you go it's

24:47

sunny as shit the day is your

24:51

world and your rising sign speaks to the energy

24:53

that you put out in the world you

24:56

don't know any of them is this a

24:58

multiple choice you know what you want to

25:01

do a test is like a waxing way

25:04

waxing with us of women what is it

25:06

a gibbous gibbous gimme women you want

25:09

to do a test sure

25:11

let's test it I need to take a test

25:13

well speaking of the test what this spit out

25:15

for me and hopefully you so you have no

25:17

you have no clue what you are I don't

25:20

know what's happening your first sign is an Aquarius

25:22

it is said you are to be intellectual creative

25:24

independent and inspired do you agree with that I

25:26

agree with that can't swim those all know about

25:28

aquariums they can fish they can

25:30

be social but only when they want to

25:33

be damn this is good I might believe

25:35

it now areas is the 11th sign of

25:37

zodiac in the last air sign so it

25:39

deals with air related concepts from a broad

25:41

perspective let's take a break am

25:44

I avatar some say aquariums

25:47

are innovative progressive rebellious and

25:49

humanitarian you like to give

25:51

back and rebel that right

25:54

okay your moon

25:56

sign second one you're your moon right okay says

25:58

you're elite a balanced libra moon. Am I taking

26:00

a test or are you telling me something? I'm

26:02

telling you and I want to see if you

26:04

agree with it. Oh, okay. See if it feels

26:06

yours. Oh, sure. We can throw some

26:09

questions in there. I thought you said a test. That can

26:11

be a short prompt. Well, this is the test, but it's,

26:13

you don't really have to. It's not a test if there's

26:15

no questions. It's more of a you put in when you're

26:17

born and it's gonna tell you how you work. It's alright,

26:19

good. I don't know about that. Okay. Your emotional ups and

26:21

downs are rare. Your discernment is- That's not true. I am

26:23

all over the place. It is like if you

26:25

take a paintbrush and go, you don't

26:27

know what the fuck. Your

26:30

discernment is usually the magic tick. You

26:33

have ticks and now you have a disease. I

26:35

have a spinaigtas. You're typically balancing at peace with

26:37

yourself. That's not true. That's

26:44

just not true. I'm sorry.

26:46

Okay. There's so, there's no

26:48

balance. Frequently being a source

26:50

of your own comfort. No,

26:52

God, I need external factors like that. But

26:55

you often pleasure yourself in

26:57

a comforting way. How

26:59

do I know that? On to the next one.

27:01

You are Heather to the other day. You resolve

27:03

internal and external conflicts quickly to maintain your mental

27:05

balance. Oh, that's a fact. You have a strong

27:07

balancing effect on your environment and those around you.

27:09

Yeah. Identifying lack and

27:11

knowing how to fill the void.

27:14

No. You go, there's a

27:16

big void that bitch has been open.

27:18

That void is, that can, that holds

27:20

galaxies in that void. Last one, based

27:22

on this, your personality report is, you're

27:26

a best seller. Author? What

27:28

the fuck? What is this saying? I'm a cook, not a cook.

27:31

It's asking me to buy something for $14.95. This

27:33

shit's a scam, doc. This

27:36

is a scam. Okay, can I say something? Let's

27:38

hear it. Can I just scrape my elbow? Your

27:41

what? Can I, my elbow. Okay. Can I

27:43

say something? Let's hear it. Do

27:46

you believe in these? I don't. Cause I'm

27:48

a man of Jesus. I'm a man of

27:50

Christ, but why are

27:52

they somewhat accurate? It scares

27:54

me, right? It does. I've had a first date with

27:56

girls. The first question has been, when

27:58

were you born? And I tell them February

28:00

16th, 99, God bless you. And

28:04

then they say, what time? And I said, really

28:06

wasn't there. So they're like, what time? You know the

28:08

doctor's name? I'm like, what the fuck? And then

28:10

so they tell me,

28:12

what is your moon? And

28:14

I said, doctor was only one. Are

28:17

we on Tatooine? Don't

28:19

really know. Darth

28:23

Vader. Behind

28:25

you. I'm sorry. And

28:28

so whenever they start breaking me down like

28:30

this, I'm like, I'm a ermin

28:32

baby. I

28:34

think these are very broad.

28:38

And then they give me rocks to touch. It's

28:41

just like, touch this ham of this. It'll open up

28:43

your toes. What are you saying to me right now?

28:45

My shoes are tight. And I go along with it,

28:47

because if this is what will help me. Hey,

28:50

I'm trying to find the last one. We're going to

28:52

find your thing. We're going to find your thing. My

28:54

moon? What is a moon? What

28:57

does that mean? It's the moon rising. There's a sun

28:59

moon and rising sign. You got all three, I hope.

29:01

Yeah, tell me about my sun. I need to know

29:03

my sun. No, you already got the sun. OK. We

29:06

already got your sun and moon. Hot sun,

29:08

cold moon. You're a creepy guy. Here we

29:10

go. Last one. Your rising sign claims to

29:13

be a Sagittarius. 1, 2, 3. Sagittarius.

29:15

There we go. People

29:17

have Sagittarius rising are full

29:19

of energetic enthusiasm. They love

29:22

freedom and have a cheerful

29:24

disposition. They are candidly honest,

29:26

witty, generous, and flexible. You

29:28

have no flexibility. You

29:30

are as stiff as a board. You are

29:32

so stiff. How do I know that? Again, you

29:34

try to bend me like a pratchel. They

29:37

are hilarious and light hearted. They love

29:39

traveling and look for new adventure. Don't

29:41

like traveling. Also, they have a natural

29:43

ability for sports. They are spiritually or

29:45

philosophically oriented. I am. However, they love

29:47

food, drink, entertainment, and animals. Don't like

29:49

food, animals scare me. Entertainment's here or

29:51

there. Last one. They

29:54

can feel, they can excel in

29:56

education, art, music. On the negative

29:58

side, they can. be rude

30:00

and ding ding ding self-indulgent

30:02

depends on the day impulsive

30:04

and opinionated they

30:07

are blessed with a tremendous amount of energy and great teeth

30:21

I honestly I swear to God okay

30:23

I honestly have good teeth for how

30:25

I take care of but dog that's

30:27

not a good sentence do better do

30:29

you brush once or twice a day

30:33

she was twice I've

30:38

been let me can

30:40

I be vulnerable and honest to the board room

30:42

here the whole time we

30:45

were in DC and Philly how long was that this

30:47

this he asked

30:50

me on the first day hey I didn't bring my toothpaste

30:53

can I use yours I said I left mine

30:55

with Liv she gets on the flight tomorrow so

30:57

I'm gonna go get the boys toothpaste but

31:00

then it but then it dialed in with me I

31:02

said wait a second I

31:04

went to the room and brushed my

31:06

teeth he never showed up and I

31:09

just went and I looked

31:11

at him cuz I was like we were

31:13

traveling getting in and out of Ubers going

31:15

different places sound checks but then it dawned

31:17

on me late at night after the first

31:19

show I said okay I

31:21

still don't think he brushed his teeth yesterday but

31:24

we just performed and I

31:26

haven't seen him in their room and

31:29

I know he didn't bring toothpaste

31:32

did you brush your teeth you

31:34

sick gremlin naughty

31:38

oh what I said

31:40

naughty gnarly mouth

31:42

boy black just

31:44

no okay I didn't

31:49

know you're on that you're on the stand I didn't brush

31:51

my teeth the whole trip I didn't I didn't I

31:53

still haven't since I still have a

31:55

sort of goddess why haven't let me

31:57

explain myself right this

31:59

is it the first century

32:02

you have a toothbrush I didn't restore

32:04

has toothpaste I didn't have a toothbrush

32:06

so that's the thing I asked when

32:08

I got there I realized I didn't

32:10

we got to DC I realized

32:12

oh I didn't bring toothpaste I asked you to get the

32:14

toothpaste as you were gone I went

32:17

to the bathroom my toiletry bag and I

32:19

normally have a travel toothbrush a little bitty

32:21

travel toothbrush it's like me when it's cold

32:23

a little bitty and so I went and

32:25

I went to my toiletry bag to grab

32:27

it no I was searching ball deodorants in

32:29

there deodorant cologne hair

32:31

stuff I didn't

32:33

have a toothbrush you have three

32:36

different forms of deodorant yes

32:38

but you don't have something for your

32:40

mouth and our

32:42

whole gig is speaking our

32:44

literal job there was so much fucking spit in

32:47

your mouth just now it was white it was

32:49

white and stringy sometimes it feels like there's hydrogen

32:51

peroxide in my mouth dog you might could use

32:53

some I'm not gonna lie at this point it'll

32:55

probably it'll probably kill a couple things yeah I

32:57

know I will brush my teeth when I get

32:59

home after acquainted today please we just got home

33:02

yesterday yesterday at like

33:04

230 I just realized my shorts

33:07

are so short my

33:11

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