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Hello everybody and welcome

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back to your stupid opinions.

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Hey, hello there. My name

1:58

is James. wouldn't

4:00

pay what it costs to live in Westchester.

4:02

It's wild out there. So, Johann

4:04

gives it five stars. This

4:07

is an old school amusement park built in the

4:10

1920s that has a lot to offer for families.

4:12

That's frightening. Yeah. I guess if you're going for

4:14

like Coney Island, a nostalgia feel, that sort of

4:16

thing. A lot of people go to Coney Island.

4:18

Those are big wooden coasters, same shit.

4:20

Yeah, that's a good point. There

4:22

are rides, games, and an arcade. It's

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much more manageable than most amusement parks,

4:27

and it's not very big and has

4:29

the charm that most places like it

4:31

do not. It's a smaller,

4:33

more intimate place, not like a great adventure, which

4:35

is a bigger joint, I know. Yeah, it's not

4:37

cold and corporate. It feels very down

4:39

home and charming. Because somehow I've never

4:41

been here. As a kid, I was

4:43

never taken ... No, it didn't tag

4:45

along with somebody else's family or anything.

4:48

Managed to Springs in Colorado is kind

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of like that, where there's a penny arcade

4:52

store that has like the original arcade games.

4:55

My friend, there are no graphics. It's like

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a ball. No, it's boring. You try to

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roll the ball by tipping the table. It's

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crazy. That's it. A little table tipper deal. You

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pay to do that. There's no goal. No.

5:07

It's just like get the ball to the other

5:09

end. Do it more times than your friend. That's

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it. Well, people used to bet on that shit

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back in the day. Yeah, that's probably what it

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is. Yeah. The park is most appealing to teenagers

5:17

and kids. No shit, an amusement park? Kids like

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it? It's a great way to spend a day

5:21

with the family. It costs $20 to park, but

5:24

there's always ways to access the park

5:26

via public transportation. Entrance to the park

5:29

allows you to walk through the boardwalk

5:31

right by the water along the way

5:33

to Rytown Park. Playland has

5:35

its own beach and pool as well,

5:37

but this may cost extra. Overall, it's

5:40

a great visit. That's kind of

5:42

cool. That's terrific. Here's four

5:44

stars. I don't know if

5:46

they mean the park or what. Robert says,

5:48

quote, loving in the wintertime. He

5:51

just likes fucking when it's cold out. That's all

5:54

he likes. I like Dippity

5:56

Doo. Yeah, I like humping on a cold

5:58

wind. That's it. a

52:00

big fucking bowl and tossed it and made

52:02

this is the main course. Toss

52:05

the shit in the microwave. Oh

52:07

my God. You are doing it

52:09

so wrong. Thank

52:12

God we had enough potatoes and

52:14

salad to make it a meal

52:16

because the quote unquote meat was

52:18

totally deplorable and in our family's

52:20

opinion not fit for human or

52:22

even animal consumption. Well

52:25

they sell the family size of the

52:27

pieces of steaks that you just buy

52:29

the steaks and then you can make

52:31

sides. I know I've seen the big

52:33

boxes of them. We're

52:35

supposed to make like not a salad. If you're

52:37

making a salad make whatever else goes with it.

52:40

Oh my God. One star. I

52:42

ate this and it is bad is the

52:44

title. Okay yeah. Yeah. I

52:47

ate this and I got sick and it was pretty disgusting.

52:50

I started crying as I was expecting

52:52

the nostalgia of a frozen meal. Being

52:55

80 years old food poisoning is very dangerous

52:57

and my life was on the line. He

53:01

made it and started crying because it wasn't right and

53:03

then he ate it. Good

53:05

God. That was really upset. Yeah now he's

53:07

really upset. He said my whole family was

53:09

on edge over a frozen meal that

53:12

made me sick. This is extremely

53:14

unprofessional and while I lived that

53:16

moment will not be forgotten. She

53:18

almost was murdered by a Salisbury steak. Why

53:21

did you make that terrible choice in your

53:23

80s? I remember being in

53:25

the hospital on my bed praying for my

53:27

life over this frozen meal. He was in

53:29

the hospital over this. Oh

53:32

67 almost killed him. Wow. I

53:35

was not very happy about the meal either.

53:37

The mashed potatoes were soggy and that's the

53:39

least of your concerns. He's got

53:41

a gripe about that. He just said aside

53:43

from the trip from the aside from the dead baby

53:45

I found on the ground flies all over it. The

53:47

rest of the place is nice. That's what he just

53:49

said. And it wasn't even

53:52

tasty. And spread out

53:54

and the steak was soggy and flavorless. I'm

53:56

giving this one star today

53:58

out of disgusting taste. At

1:08:00

first I was surprised I got past it

1:08:02

and it also came with this amazing feeling

1:08:04

that it went

1:08:07

in and it went

1:08:09

in and I was so

1:08:11

shocked it popped out which made me

1:08:13

feel even more amazing. Then

1:08:15

I popped it in again and decided to see how

1:08:17

deep I can go and I got about halfway to

1:08:19

the knot. Definitely

1:08:23

going to keep practicing but hoping one day I get a

1:08:25

machine that does it for me. Oh boy.

1:08:27

I got a fuck machine here. You get a

1:08:29

machine. Your body can't

1:08:31

handle that. Then finally

1:08:33

last two. Two stars. Incorrect

1:08:36

description. Oh no. It's not

1:08:38

dog enough for him. Not

1:08:41

furry. It's

1:08:44

not good rocket enough. Come on man.

1:08:47

7.2 inch dildo he bought here. There

1:08:49

is nowhere near 7 inches long. It

1:08:52

is 5.5 to 6 inches total. Four

1:08:55

usable inches because they mean with the suction cup

1:08:57

I think. It's not soft

1:08:59

and flexible. It's incredibly hard and

1:09:01

painful. Do not waste

1:09:03

your money. Scam. Well

1:09:06

if it's painful you couldn't get more of this in

1:09:08

there if you wanted. How big do you want it?

1:09:10

This thing hurts you. Jesus

1:09:13

Christ. One star. Don't buy

1:09:15

from Henry. Well 7.1 inch

1:09:17

one here. I

1:09:19

really did want to love it but it's not a

1:09:21

safe toy. It's not a

1:09:23

safe toy. There is not enough room after the

1:09:26

knot. So

1:09:28

the material is hard and isn't a

1:09:30

great texture. And then this is another

1:09:32

one of those otherwise. Otherwise

1:09:35

it's a good size and this is

1:09:37

the scariest thing we've heard all day

1:09:39

here. And I love the concept. I

1:09:42

love the fantasy of being mounted by a wolf.

1:09:44

But you know it's just really hard to get

1:09:47

one to do it before they eat you. This

1:09:49

is the only way we can do this without incarceration.

1:09:53

Without incarceration we're having our fucking veins

1:09:55

ripped out of our neck by a

1:09:57

fucking rabid wolf. There

1:10:01

you go everybody. We've had a

1:10:03

good time, a scary good time.

1:10:05

We have buried ourselves, we've eaten

1:10:07

a terrible meal and then fucked

1:10:09

ourselves doggy style everybody. Holy

1:10:13

hell. It's been a lot of fun. Please,

1:10:15

if you like the show, check out the

1:10:17

other two shows. We do Crime and Sports

1:10:19

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1:10:21

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We'll be back week after week. You can't

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