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1:02

Hello, everybody, and welcome

1:04

back to your stupid opinions. Hey.

1:09

Hello there. My name is James Petregal.

1:11

I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy

1:13

Wisman. Thank you so much for joining

1:15

us on another edition of your Stupid

1:18

Opinions, where we hear people's sometimes stupid

1:20

and sometimes relevant and sometimes correct opinions

1:22

about things from all over the internet.

1:25

There's reviews for everything and we all

1:27

do it. We all get lost in

1:29

the review section. So let's do that

1:32

together like we've been doing for, this

1:34

is the 40 seconds straight week. So

1:36

let's get right into that. First of

1:38

all, though, I have to say

1:41

that these are not our reviews, as we always

1:43

say. These are other people's reviews. We're reading them.

1:45

So because we've had people actually, I've gotten

1:48

messages of people saying they're angry at me

1:50

for reading a review. That's not mine. I

1:52

didn't say it. That's not true. That place

1:54

is great. Okay. I'm sure, I'm sure it

1:56

is. Are we read a five star two?

1:58

I don't know what to say. Do you own it? Yeah,

2:02

if you do, then you have other conversations to have.

2:05

I asked you about that manager you were talking about.

2:08

So I also definitely follow on social media

2:10

and also, you know, everywhere else you can,

2:12

you'll find groups and everything where they hang

2:14

out and talk. So that said, let's get

2:16

right into this. Here we go. With

2:19

something we know quite a bit about. Oh.

2:21

I figure a lot of these places where

2:24

like we've never been to anything like that

2:26

before, like, you know, crazy, like the swingers,

2:28

the indoor miniature golf, it's like

2:30

a nightclub too. Like we've never

2:32

been to anything like that. But where we have spent quite

2:35

a bit of time though is a comedy club.

2:37

Yeah. And so let's talk about

2:39

a comedy club. Let's burn some bridges, Jimmy. What do

2:41

you say? Let's sink a

2:43

ship. Let's fucking do it. I've never

2:45

been to this comedy club. No. And

2:48

I will say this comedy club right here, when

2:51

you hear about it and when you hear

2:54

everything, this is the reason why we thank

2:57

our lucky stars every single fucking day we

2:59

wake up that we have these podcasts. So

3:01

we don't have to go to places like

3:03

this every fucking weekend to make our living.

3:06

Honestly, I swear to God. Where is it?

3:08

It is in Indianapolis, Indiana. Crackers.

3:11

Crackers. Really?

3:13

Crackers. Yeah. Not

3:15

crack ups or crack, crackings or

3:18

crackers. I get

3:20

that you mean joke crackers, but it sounds

3:22

like obviously not that. There's

3:24

comedy club too, which is KKCCC,

3:28

which it's just

3:30

weird. So

3:33

let's give their overview, their description

3:35

of themselves because they can describe

3:37

themselves. National and breaking comedians perform

3:39

at this club and bar also

3:42

hosting open mic nights. And

3:45

they spell, this is on their fucking shit

3:47

on Google, they spell mic, M-I-K-E, like a

3:50

guy named Mike. So just

3:52

when there's a guy there that's named Mike and he'll blow

3:54

anybody, those nights are there too. He's wide

3:56

open. He's wide open. It's

3:58

207 North Delaware. Street in

4:00

Indianapolis. Now, it

4:02

doesn't seem wonderful. Let's talk about it.

4:05

Yeah, let's give David his say, first

4:07

of all, here. Talk about it, Dave.

4:09

David gives five stars. He loves it.

4:11

He loves it. There's a couple people

4:13

that love it. Five stars, not a

4:15

bad little venue. I had

4:17

a great time, and the team there was welcoming.

4:20

However, I will say that

4:22

something about Midwesterners has me questioning

4:24

if they have sticks up their

4:27

butts or not. What? Talking

4:30

about the crowd now. There

4:32

were some pretty funny jokes, but the

4:34

house was dead. Lighten up, Indianapolis. Which

4:37

is weird, because I find the Midwest to be

4:39

great audiences for comedy. I

4:41

want an audience full of Dave's, because

4:43

he seems like an easy target. He

4:45

seems like, I'm here to laugh. Why

4:48

are we laughing? That's a great

4:50

audience. I don't care. I'll laugh at anything.

4:52

Oh, what a great crowd. When you get a

4:54

crowd that's there to laugh, like one of those

4:56

Saturday night early shows where it's like all people,

4:58

they're fucking babysitters for their kids, are like, listen,

5:00

I get out once every three months, I'm getting

5:02

hammered, and I'm laughing. I don't care what you

5:05

say. I'll laugh at the setup.

5:07

It doesn't even need to be a punch line. I got

5:09

to wake up tomorrow and mow the lawn. Tonight is my

5:11

night out. This is it right here. I'm going to talk

5:13

about this at work for a month. So

5:17

next up, I won't give this person's name, and you'll know why

5:19

in a second, because I will not promote them, because that's

5:21

why they're doing this for me, is to promote themselves.

5:24

Five stars. My name is blank blank,

5:27

and I'm an aspiring, not

5:29

aspiring, inspiring comedian. Who

5:32

are you inspiring, man? Who are you inspiring?

5:35

I inspire people. I'm like an

5:38

angel, basically. I just

5:40

inspire people to do good things and

5:42

deeds and take care of old people

5:44

and puppies. I just tell nice stories.

5:46

No humor. It's all,

5:48

I tell nice Christian inspiring stories. At

5:51

least that's what they said, inspiring.

5:55

Is there something wrong with this person? The only time

5:57

I've heard inspiring with a comedian is if they have

5:59

a malady. of some kind. Like our friend that's in a

6:01

wheelchair. I've heard people come up to him and go, you're very

6:03

inspiring. It's like he- He's like, oh, I wanted to make you

6:06

laugh. Yeah. It's like he's

6:08

had 12 fireball shots and he's got pee

6:10

in his pants. I don't care if he's

6:12

in a wheelchair. He's not inspiring to anybody.

6:14

Don't aspire or be inspired by this person.

6:16

He can drink all that because he doesn't have

6:19

to stay. Yeah, that's the point. He's got a

6:21

fucking chair. If I had a chair, I'd be

6:23

this shit face too. What

6:27

a good time for me and my friends in my

6:30

first set. So this person's in their first

6:32

set. Oh, that is inspiring.

6:34

It was fantastic. If you think you're funny,

6:36

drop that email and see what happens. So

6:39

head there for open mic night. That's an open mic or

6:41

whose friends are nice to him. Right.

6:44

Yeah. Okay. And the club was nice

6:46

to him because he brought a shitload of people. He

6:48

brought people. You bring a small club like that on

6:50

a weeknight. You bring 10 people. You're

6:52

king of the fucking valley. You can

6:54

do anything you want there. They'll

6:57

kick people out of the green room for you. Oh,

6:59

he's got 10 people. Get out. They're

7:02

all buying cheese sticks. Move. All

7:05

the liquid death is for him. All

7:07

the liquid death. John gives

7:09

five stars here. Local

7:12

comedy makes a great date night. It

7:14

is a good date night. It's a good

7:16

time. You laugh together. Crackers features comedians from

7:19

around the nation. Crackers. And

7:21

features a full bar to deliver a

7:23

night you won't forget. Oh, boy.

7:25

If you spend your time in broad

7:27

ripple, what the fuck is that? What is

7:29

that? I don't know. Is

7:32

that the town that it's in? I don't know. No,

7:34

it's in Indianapolis, like downtown. So maybe it's a, I

7:36

don't know. Or want a reason to come out to

7:38

the rich nightlife of Indianapolis. Yeah. Some of you live

7:40

way the... Treat yourself to the

7:42

night of laughs. Indianapolis is not the

7:44

place for nightlife, by the way. When

7:48

you're walking around, you go, did people forget that this

7:50

place is a place that exists? When you're driving around,

7:52

there's a whole lot of clouds, like steam. Yeah.

7:55

Things coming up. Industrial shit coming

7:57

up. It's like Pittsburgh, 1972. It's

8:01

very strange. Jim gives one star,

8:03

substituted a ridiculously untalented

8:06

comic for the headliner.

8:10

Okay, well it sounds like somebody got sick. Somebody didn't

8:12

show up. Yeah, it sounds like somebody didn't show up.

8:14

Somebody missed a flight, somebody got sick, and that happens.

8:16

No heads up. You get a substitute comic. That happens.

8:18

And it happens and it's kind of the same rule

8:21

as like on Broadway. If you show up and you

8:23

go, where the fuck is this, oh it's an understudy

8:25

tonight. Yep, tough shit, that's what happens. That's what we

8:27

got, yeah. That sucks, it does.

8:30

And if you paid for the ticket to

8:33

see that particular person, generally the club will

8:35

give you an opportunity to get a ticket

8:37

later for a different show or whatever, but

8:39

if you choose to just sit through whatever we

8:41

give you, then that's on you, man. Then you

8:43

chose that this was what you wanted. We're

8:45

all out of steak, here's some chicken. I don't want chicken, okay,

8:48

well then you don't have to pay for anything, but if you

8:50

eat the chicken, you can't go, what, that's not free. You

8:53

ate it. No heads up. So

8:55

Monty Hall doesn't say, yeah there's a goat there. Do

8:57

you want to try again? No, you got the goat.

9:00

No explanation, no refund, no

9:02

empathy. Empathy? Did

9:06

someone kidnap your baby and drown it in the fucking

9:08

river, what are you talking about? Empathy for what? What's

9:10

your address, I'll send you a get well soon card,

9:12

you son of a bitch. The club is on the

9:14

way out. The sooner they put this

9:16

dog down, the better for everyone. It's

9:20

for it's own good, it's limping, having

9:23

a hard time getting out to pee, it's just

9:25

a problem. Well here's why he was upset, they

9:27

gave him a

9:29

different, he's funnier than the comic is, he's

9:32

great. We have one later where I'm like,

9:34

this person really nailed it, they did it.

9:37

Oh my God. Put

9:39

this dog down. Now a lot of complaints

9:42

about the owner slash manager. Jay

9:45

gives one star, the owner is a

9:47

complete crazy witch. Oh

9:49

it's a woman huh? I don't know if she's brewing spells up

9:51

or if they're just saying, didn't want to use bitch in here.

9:54

We had a very large party, those

9:56

are the worst in the comic club by the way.

10:00

You ruined the whole show for everyone.

10:02

Congratulations, including the comic. You always sit

10:04

somebody that talks on the

10:06

other end of the table from the other

10:08

person that talks and now they're shouting down

10:10

the table. I know, no Saturday. No, we'll

10:13

go next, yes, next, is your mom coming?

10:15

Shut the fuck up. It's

10:18

funny because it's true. Okay, all right,

10:20

you should have sat next to them.

10:23

Oh my God. So we

10:25

had a very large party that made reservations

10:27

a month in advance and they refused to

10:29

seat us together. Even remotely together. Oh,

10:31

that's fun. So now they're shouting across the club.

10:33

That's gonna be even better. Also,

10:35

they only had one server scheduled. How big

10:37

is this club? It can't be that big.

10:40

Because like the clubs in Arizona that we did, you

10:43

needed like 12 fucking servers on the floor. Oh

10:45

God, one person serving Santa Claus, that'd be insane.

10:48

Serving 400 people, that would be good.

10:50

How do you do that? Or 600 if it's Santa Claus?

10:53

They knew they were going to be packed that

10:55

night and no preparation was made. All

10:57

our drink orders were completely mixed up as well.

11:00

All right, Taylor One Star.

11:02

The owner in downtown Indianapolis was

11:05

the all caps worst person I

11:07

think I've ever came in contact

11:09

with. In their whole

11:11

life, the worst person ever was this

11:13

one comedy club owner. She did name

11:16

a club Crackers. Crackers. And

11:18

apparently there's more than one that she owns. Really? Yeah,

11:21

apparently there's more than one Crackers. To

11:23

continue business and achieve better reviews, she

11:25

needs to be kept behind the scenes

11:27

and not working the floor. She

11:30

was not only extremely rude slash aggressive

11:32

to me, my friends and family, but

11:34

was rude to everyone she came in

11:37

contact with. The staff was great

11:39

and came up immediately after and apologized for

11:41

her actions. And the comedians were hilarious. Well

11:43

then that's all you should really give a

11:45

fuck about. That's the show. So the owner's

11:48

Kurt, she's a business owner. She might be

11:50

a little shrewd. Yeah, and a lot of

11:52

these fucking comedy club owners are assholes also.

11:54

This is the other thing. They're failed comedians,

11:56

most of them. They're bitter, failed assholes. Yeah.

12:00

And every person that goes up there, they're

12:02

jealous of. And then you have to deal

12:04

with it. Yeah, they'd rather be that. Yeah,

12:06

that's every booker and every fucking, every club

12:08

owner that exists. Failed comics. So, that

12:11

was good. Her actions definitely ruined the first half

12:13

of the show for us and

12:15

came very close to leaving. I

12:18

know this isn't the first review I've seen

12:20

of this nature so I really hope the

12:22

message is clear to this woman and something

12:24

makes her change her attitude and her customer

12:26

service and then for some reason in quotes,

12:28

skills. Yeah, I'm

12:30

sure your words are gonna make her go

12:33

get customer service skills. She's gonna go, oh, Taylor

12:35

said that? Oh, no, not Taylor. Not

12:39

Taylor. Skyler gives one

12:41

star. This place went all

12:43

caps downhill. Yeah. Downhill.

12:45

The server was absolutely rude.

12:48

The comedy was not funny. Okay.

12:53

The drinks are now from a two-leader.

12:55

Okay, that's ghetto as fuck. You can't

12:57

do that. You cannot, no. You can't

12:59

get behind a bar and

13:02

start pouring from two liters. It just

13:04

says cola on the outside. What is

13:06

this, Papa John stopped? No, you don't

13:09

do that. I've seen places that their

13:11

guns don't work and I'm always suspicious

13:13

of that and they have cans of

13:15

soda. Okay, that sucks but a two-leader,

13:18

no. A two-leader's crazy. Not happening. And

13:21

they charge you three to four dollars for a

13:23

small glass of coke out of a two-leader. That's

13:26

gross. That's not good. By

13:28

the time you get to the last cup, or

13:30

last few, it's so flat. Flat as shit. So

13:33

flat. So flat. Why does a two-leader go flat

13:35

faster than every other way of? It's

13:37

as soon as the first glass is poured.

13:40

Yeah, it's over. It's gone. Unless you pour

13:42

it all out in glasses right at the

13:44

top. It's ruined. Passing around a champagne bottle

13:46

or something. It's destroyed. I don't know why

13:48

that shit, why the carbonation gets out of

13:50

that soda faster than every other way of

13:52

bottling it. My grandmother used to buy the

13:54

fucking three-liter bottles of star-brand soda. Oh

13:56

my God, that's so much. And it's

13:58

so flat. You know what I mean? There

14:01

was never even a hint of a bubble.

14:03

You pour the whole glass and not even

14:05

one little fizz bubble comes up. Nothing. It

14:08

was like Cola juice. It was like coffee. It

14:10

was just like cold, black substance. So

14:13

yeah, three to four dollars actually is

14:16

not a bad price for a soda in a coffee

14:18

club. But if it's from a two liter, different things.

14:22

The staff was rude. It was not fun and

14:24

not clean. All right. Jenny

14:27

says one star. I was very disappointed

14:29

with the way my friends and I

14:32

were treated on a night out to celebrate

14:34

my birthday. Oh no.

14:37

You made it about you. You made it. And

14:39

then they asked. It's her birthday. To the comedian and

14:41

the comedian said, I don't give a fuck if it's

14:43

her birthday or not. Shut up. Because that's,

14:45

you know, you're at a show and all. The

14:48

comedian was absolutely terrible. That just means he wouldn't

14:50

wish her happy birthday and make a big deal

14:53

out of her. He wouldn't involve your. He wouldn't

14:55

wish her happy birthday and make a big deal

14:57

out of her. He wouldn't involve your table. I'm

14:59

so sorry. And you could have heard a pin

15:01

drop. We were thrown out.

15:04

Oh, you're them. Yeah.

15:08

Let's let's see what this story really is about.

15:10

If you've been in a comedy club a lot,

15:12

like we have, we know exactly who this lady

15:14

is. We know exactly what happened.

15:16

If you're thrown out of a comedy club,

15:18

you're a fucking nightmare. You're a nightmare. They

15:20

want you to have fun. You're a nightmare.

15:22

Listen to this. Worn out and

15:24

the waitress told me to shut the fuck up when

15:26

I was. That's

15:29

a great. That's a great waitress. Promote her to

15:31

manager. She should be manager. Told

15:34

me to shut the fuck up when I was

15:36

explaining that we were not being disruptive. Hey,

15:39

stupid. Your explanation is

15:41

disruptive. Any talking while

15:43

the fucking show is going on.

15:46

Are you telling a joke that we're paying you to

15:48

do? No. Then shut the

15:50

fuck up. That's how a comedy club works. You're

15:53

beyond the, your disruption was

15:55

doesn't need explanation. And now

15:57

that you're explaining, you're

15:59

more. More of a disruption, get the fuck out and

16:02

shut the fuck up. This is

16:04

very personal for us. This is a thing

16:06

because we've been on that stage going, what's

16:08

going on down there? What are you doing

16:10

as someone's getting thrown out? You're

16:13

getting thrown out before the guy you want

16:15

to see is on stage. How fucking, how

16:17

much of a problem are you? That's

16:20

a huge problem. David

16:22

One Star, well, our

16:24

group was having a good time, but

16:26

our group was kicked out for being

16:28

loud and then in parentheses, laughing. laughing.

16:31

Yeah, of course. They always, I

16:33

was laughing. No, you weren't. No, you weren't.

16:35

You were talking is what you were doing with

16:37

laughter in between. So we

16:39

got kicked out. The manager

16:41

was a horrible redheaded woman. Like

16:47

he's just a horrible redheaded woman and

16:49

she just came at me. A

16:53

horrible redheaded woman. I guess that's

16:55

the owner. That's

16:57

the one. She was horrible. Three exclamation

17:00

points. Comedy clubs are fun,

17:02

but not here. Well crackers, we

17:04

are done. This

17:08

is great here. Karen, not surprisingly,

17:10

gives one star here. Dwight

17:12

Simmons, who I don't know who that is.

17:14

Comedian, you ever heard of him? Dwight

17:17

Simmons was the worst comedian that I have

17:19

ever seen. Poor

17:22

Dwight. Jesus Christ, Dwight. What

17:25

did you do to this lady? He just got

17:27

himself an Instagram follower. I'm finding him. Oh,

17:29

that's what I mean. Just for this. See how bad

17:31

he is. That's all. He's got to

17:33

be terrible. Or maybe not. We have

17:35

been to crackers so many times, this experience

17:37

will most likely make it our last. He

17:41

knew he was bombing, but never tried to

17:43

change anything up. Well, that's because

17:45

that's his act. Yeah. There

17:48

is no changing it up. If

17:50

someone's up there playing country music and nobody likes

17:52

it, he's not going to start rapping next. Maybe

17:54

they'll like this. Maybe

17:57

I'll do interpretive dance. No, that's his act. Maybe

18:00

that whole crowd wasn't his. That's

18:03

fine. Then she sums it up though, maybe getting

18:05

drunk before taking the stage wasn't a good idea.

18:08

That's a problem. That'll do

18:10

it here. That's the one. Seen that.

18:12

Oh Jesus. This lady, I'll

18:14

go through pretty quick, Anna, one star. I've been

18:16

to this comedy club and every time it's been

18:18

subpar. My experience tonight was even

18:21

less than that as a middle-aged grumpy woman,

18:23

I assume this is the manager. A

18:26

horrible red-headed woman? What does it say?

18:28

Was she horrible and red-headed? Was determined

18:30

to make our grump, I guess, group

18:32

absolutely silent. After speaking with

18:34

a few of my friends and observing her, we

18:36

even think she is the general manager. She

18:39

was rude as heck about my group

18:41

laughing with the comedians and crowd, talking

18:43

about the jokes, and even playing along.

18:46

No, that's why. You

18:48

just said it. Talking about

18:50

it. No. No. You

18:53

laughed at the joke and shut the fuck up. Shut the

18:55

fuck up? You want another laugh? Laugh? Shut

18:58

the fuck up. That's how that's the fucking joke. Talking

19:01

about the joke. And even

19:03

playing along. No. No

19:05

one wants you to play along. Shut

19:07

up. That's your role. Shut the

19:09

fuck up. That was at the grocery store too. And

19:12

then she acts out walking with the guard. Holy

19:14

shit. Jesus. God damn it.

19:18

This is fucking crazy. Every

19:21

time I come to Crackers, I'm even more sure

19:23

about this place getting work. Stop going there. I

19:25

love you hate it so much. That's the other

19:27

thing. You don't like it. Stop. They

19:29

don't want you there. I assure you. It's no

19:31

wonder the broad ripple location ran out of business.

19:33

I guess that's what that is. You're not even

19:35

letting your guests have fun. Have fun finding another

19:37

job after you ruin everyone's comedy night. Jesus

19:41

Christ. And then finally here, we

19:44

will do this last one. One show, or

19:46

one star from Josh. Weird show last night.

19:49

Oh. Owner slash headliner.

19:52

What? She does comedy? Apparently. That's one

19:54

of those small. We've been to those

19:56

clubs where the owner will. Oh boy.

19:59

Yeah. headliner kicked off an open

20:01

mic comedian for saying the f-word.

20:04

Oh great. Was it, oh it's

20:06

a cutting club? I don't feel bad anymore. Hey

20:08

crackers go fuck your mothers we'll never get set

20:10

foot in your shithole. But

20:12

later on he said it himself and wasn't

20:15

even very funny. So yeah he didn't want

20:17

the openers cursing so he could curse. And

20:19

then he swears on. He's one of those

20:22

pieces of shit who tells her openers what

20:24

to do. Yeah an asshole. An asshole completely.

20:27

Okay there was that. Then

20:29

this person Simon one star never go

20:31

to the open mic night it was

20:33

dreadful left halfway through for a colonoscopy

20:36

which was more entertaining than the comedians

20:38

they had. Boom! Simon

20:40

mic drop. Pow! Colonoscopy

20:43

sticks something up my ass. I'd

20:45

rather have that. I'd

20:47

rather have you shove a fucking 12 foot long tube

20:50

up my ass than tell any more jokes is what

20:52

he just said to the comedian. And

20:55

then finally this is not for this club but

20:57

it was another club I was looking up where

20:59

the reviews weren't that funny but this one review

21:01

is so funny I have to say it. This

21:03

is from the funny bone in

21:05

Dayton Ohio the Dayton funny bone which again

21:08

is one of the reasons why I pray

21:10

at night that these shows last forever because

21:12

I never want to have to go to

21:14

the Dayton funny bone. I'm

21:16

not saying Dayton funny bones bad that

21:18

town is bad. Yeah and if I'm

21:21

at that club it means it's rock

21:23

fucking bottom people. Help.

21:25

Help. It means help is what it means.

21:28

Here we go Tina one star this just

21:30

one review I was trying to have fun

21:32

and have laughs as I just lost my

21:34

husband to suicide. Oh why would you do

21:37

this don't do this. Why did you do

21:39

this? Both

21:41

comedians talked way too much about

21:43

shooting in the mouth with

21:48

what we don't know but shooting

21:50

or having themselves

21:52

hung is what they was joking

21:54

about. Usually I'm

21:57

not offended but this happened just three

21:59

weeks ago. with my husband and I

22:01

didn't appreciate it by any means. They

22:05

don't know your, they have no idea what

22:07

you've been through. There will be suicide jokes

22:09

probably. It's gonna, because comedians think about killing

22:11

themselves about 46, 47 times a day. That's

22:15

why. If the whole act isn't about it,

22:17

we're hiding it well. That's

22:20

how it works. Okay,

22:23

so that was an annoying experience. In

22:26

case it ever happens again and we're ever annoyed by

22:28

anybody, let's go buy a gun, Jimmy. What do you

22:30

say? That way, don't

22:32

mess with us anymore. We're going

22:35

to Nagel's Gun Shop, which

22:37

is in San Antonio, Texas, 6201

22:40

San Pedro Avenue, San Antonio, Texas.

22:42

Is this in a house? No,

22:45

this is an actual big gun shop they

22:47

have. They have a range and shit there.

22:49

Oh my gosh, you can test it? Jesus.

22:52

Or you could use ammo and whatever. So

22:55

here's John Five Stars and here's some pictures by

22:57

the way. I'll show you the inside of it.

22:59

I'm gonna roll over here for a second. You

23:02

can see it's a big place and a lot

23:04

of guns. Yeah, wood floors. It

23:06

looks very San Antonio. I've

23:09

been looking for a particular firearm for quite

23:11

some time. I'm gonna say it like

23:13

Sam Elliott, I think. They

23:15

have at a great price. The staff

23:18

was friendly and knowledgeable. They told

23:20

me beef is what's for dinner. I

23:23

was not rushed and he answered all

23:25

my questions. The options were fabulous. Store

23:27

was clean and really laid out well.

23:29

Great selection and did I mention the

23:31

price was better than what I would

23:33

have found elsewhere even online? Thank

23:36

you, Jack, for all your help. I

23:39

drove down from Austin to come here.

23:41

Great use selection too. And

23:43

I'm gonna head on home and celebrate with a

23:45

banquet. Yeah, with a banquet. And then he tips

23:48

his cat down. Paul

23:51

gives Five Stars. Fast Eddie was

23:53

great. Oh, it's Fast Eddie. You're

23:55

buying guns from a guy named Fast Eddie.

23:57

I feel like that's not legitimate, right? That's not.

24:00

No, that's someone's trunk you buy him out

24:02

of I'm eating fast Eddie behind

24:04

the supermarket. He's gonna sell me some guns person's

24:07

coat personal professional

24:09

and knowledgeable Okay,

24:12

that's it. It's the whole review. That's it.

24:14

That's it. It's the review is great

24:16

fast Eddie rule questionable man fast Eddie

24:18

rules Rock and roll

24:21

Next up one star good luck at

24:24

this FUD factory fud udd

24:28

There's several people mentioned

24:30

FUD in this And

24:33

then other people mentioned a lot of old people

24:35

here. I think this means there's old people here

24:37

I think that's Texas Texas for old person. I

24:39

think is fun. That's all I can that's all

24:41

I can glean from this Customer

24:43

service is non-existent. I

24:45

guess if you look a certain way, then they

24:47

don't think you should own a firearm Well,

24:51

no explanation. It's just doesn't say what

24:53

way till you look or sad Sad

24:57

because I went in to buy two long guns

24:59

over a thousand dollars each Happy the

25:01

other shop down the road had what I needed and

25:03

treated me better So

25:06

you didn't even buy anything there Next

25:08

up one star Daniel or David can't

25:10

remember his name Okay,

25:13

young dude, it says young dude Was

25:17

very helpful give him a raise and

25:19

fire the other old fuds. I think

25:22

that's a term Yeah working there and

25:24

that think they're above providing basic

25:27

customer service a better place to shop

25:29

for guns Literally any other gun

25:31

shop or pawn shop in the state

25:33

of Texas or pawn shop Next

25:36

up one star from Chris. I attempted to

25:38

purchase a shotgun Which

25:49

seems like exactly what the store is

25:51

made for right my CHL. I

25:53

guess what is that? Sealed

25:57

concealed weapons. Yeah possibly sealed

25:59

happens Yeah, handgun license. Do

26:01

you need that in Texas? Probably.

26:04

Probably for a handgun. Probably for fucking any

26:06

other thing. In Arizona you don't have it.

26:10

And it just lapsed in Arizona where now you don't have to

26:12

have one. You don't have to. You used

26:14

to have one for fucking years and years and

26:16

years. Yeah, you know, like a... Yeah, okay. We're

26:19

not gonna go into that. Okay. The

26:21

store clerk stated I must update my

26:23

DL driver's license online to make my

26:25

addresses match, which I did in the

26:27

store. However, the Texas DPS receipt only

26:29

showed my billing address for the $10

26:32

card payment DPS required. The clerk

26:34

stated... Why would you try to

26:36

go buy a gun with... Address

26:39

is not magic. You fucking lunatic? You moron? That's

26:41

your fault. What do you expect? Yeah, the clerk

26:43

stated the manager would not accept it and I

26:45

would have to come back. No. That

26:48

makes sense. That's the rules. That's the fucking

26:50

law. Fuck rules. Yeah, they're

26:52

following laws. Laws, motherfucker. You

26:55

can't have a gun unless we know where you live. You

26:58

fucking lunatic. That idiot's line comes back over

27:00

and over and over again. Whereas I knew

27:02

it was a rule and that was a

27:04

law. Holy

27:06

shit. Interestingly enough, during the

27:09

course of these events, two other Nagel

27:11

employees were quote, coaching another customer on

27:13

how to complete the computer data and

27:16

questionnaire. This is after

27:18

the customer had failed to complete correctly two

27:20

or three times before. You're

27:23

too dumb to own a firearm if you can't

27:25

complete the form. You can't

27:27

do the background check? No. Why can

27:30

you operate a gun? Are you too stupid to

27:32

fill out a form? You can't have a gun.

27:34

Sorry. Period. That's

27:36

it. This is a test. There's a

27:38

much bigger responsibility beyond this paperwork. Holy

27:40

shit. This is after the customer has,

27:43

okay, amazing how security slash procedure matters

27:45

in one instance but not another. I

27:47

will never return to this store. Well,

27:49

he had his paperwork in line, sir.

27:51

He just needed to be told

27:53

how to write his name. His addresses

27:55

match. He's just too dumb to fill out a

27:58

form. Yeah, he can't check boxes. We know where

28:00

he lives. Fuck. Reuben One

28:02

Star, terrible customer service. The

28:05

older Hispanic man with glasses called

28:07

my sister, my girlfriend, and then

28:09

all caps multiple times after I

28:12

corrected him. That's

28:14

hilarious. He's fucking with you. That's why.

28:17

He doesn't care, man. Very rude. Then

28:19

be delayed her purchase. I guess then

28:21

he delayed her purchase on her birthday.

28:24

Oh, God, on her birthday. Everybody thinks

28:26

their birthday matters to anybody except for them

28:28

and their immediate family. There are

28:30

seven billion people, 365 days. My

28:33

birthday. Your birthday's not special. Sorry.

28:36

Not fucking at all here. Okay.

28:39

Dolo One Star. Uh-huh.

28:42

Went in to buy a gun for the first time. I'm

28:45

a beginner and interested in learning more about firearms

28:47

and how to handle them. Well,

28:49

Rico was so not helpful, like he

28:51

just wanted to go home. You should

28:54

be willing to help people who don't

28:57

know what you know since you worked there. Well,

28:59

yeah, I think that's the whole point of his job, right?

29:01

Is to give help. Rico,

29:03

you've got a responsibility, too. Customers

29:06

may not be as knowledgeable in firearms,

29:09

so be helpful and teach us about your product.

29:11

These are the same assholes that work in a

29:13

guitar store. They're the same guys.

29:16

They're going to try to act like they know more about

29:19

you no matter what, because that's just how they are. You

29:21

don't even know how to shred. Why are you here? Yeah.

29:24

What do you want? Yeah, I guess that's good if you suck. Here.

29:27

I'll check it out. I'm not going to stick you fucking to

29:29

work. I didn't

29:31

get any of that from this place. Just

29:33

attitude that makes you want to leave, which

29:35

I did, which I did want to,

29:37

but my husband wanted to purchase the gun anyway.

29:42

He's going to hear about that, because if

29:44

your wife is mad at these people,

29:46

fucking leave. Don't give them money, because then you

29:48

have to ... It's not going to work out that way. Don't

29:51

believe he treats customers

29:53

like that, and it

29:56

goes on without notice or reprimand. Well, yeah,

29:58

you bought the gun. Who's going to reprimand?

30:00

They don't care. Yeah. It

30:02

looks like a successful transaction. Been done, yeah. Wish

30:04

I could get my money back. You

30:06

could probably sell a gun and get your money back. Cam

30:09

One Star used to be an interesting

30:12

place to explore all... What the

30:14

fuck? I'm sorry. This just

30:16

made me crazy. To explore all the dark corners

30:18

for a gun. What?

30:20

No. What is this? Somebody's

30:23

basement? What is going on here? There shouldn't be

30:25

any dark corners. Well lit. Show me the

30:27

ones with body counts. Yeah. Show me

30:29

the ones with the numbers scratched off in the

30:31

back please. Yeah, I know. You know the ones.

30:34

I need to know this is taking a man's life. You

30:38

gotta pull one of the rifles down and a secret door

30:40

opens up. Give me the one

30:42

that holds the soul. Jesus

30:44

Christ. Yeah, where's

30:47

the soul gun? Even

30:50

then, if you didn't know a salesman,

30:52

they were extremely unfriendly. The

30:55

guy that sells knives who is currently

30:57

in charge of quote, the list. The

31:00

list? I don't know what list that is.

31:02

Just as mean. He's just mean

31:04

to you. He was mean. Sounds like

31:07

a fourth grader. He doesn't want to

31:09

sell knives. It's got a weird

31:11

job then if he doesn't want to sell. He's in charge of

31:13

it. He's like, I'm keeping him. These are all mine. I don't

31:15

want to sell any of them. Can't part with it. Just to

31:17

look at. Can't part with it. He certainly doesn't

31:20

want to be in charge of the list. Well, I don't either

31:22

at this point. The list sounds more of a reward. More

31:24

of a responsibility than having my paperwork in line.

31:27

I don't want to know. Is that who's allowed

31:29

to buy knives? What is it? To be able

31:31

to fill out a form. I don't know what's

31:33

going on. Once you get into

31:35

the store, you best go directly to the gun

31:37

you want and cough up the money immediately or

31:39

you will be rushed out of the store. You

31:43

can't get rushed. If you're getting rushed out

31:45

of there and your background check is being

31:47

done rushed, then this place should be shut

31:49

the fuck down. Yeah, they're not doing it

31:51

correctly. No. Buying a

31:53

gun takes hours. It's crazy. It's,

31:56

I would assume, it's probably like buying a car,

31:58

I would think. There's like somebody

32:00

on the end of a of a fax line

32:02

somewhere taking applications like when

32:04

you get financing for a car Yeah,

32:09

the inventory isn't on display that

32:11

seems like a problem You

32:14

cannot look around every single one of the

32:16

salmon salmon I guess salesman is what they're

32:18

going for but then they said salmon every

32:20

one of the salmon is rude and disrespectful

32:23

That's why they're delicious though the surliness

32:25

makes them to

32:30

the river put me in

32:32

the water You

32:35

sell guns correct yes, don't

32:38

know how Store

32:40

without the man who started

32:42

the operation is lost in the past with

32:44

a crew of relics that clock in and

32:46

clock out I have you're selling it right

32:49

there go to another store. You're annoying You

32:52

that guy shouldn't have a gun. No, that's what

32:54

I mean. I don't know what you can't even

32:56

understand you What are you talking about? Oh my

32:59

god next up dawn with a very Texas review

33:01

here one star rude is all

33:03

get out Went

33:09

in to buy a high-dollar shotgun and was

33:11

met at the door by an eight dollar

33:13

an hour gate mouth that asked me what

33:15

I wanted What's

33:18

happening gate mouth what do you want

33:20

mouth breather? She shouldn't have

33:22

called him gate mouth probably You

33:26

would have been nicer Once I found

33:28

the shotgun I asked to look at it and the

33:30

salesperson told me I had to get in line Yeah,

33:33

which he jawed to his friends about

33:35

nothing while he jawed to his friends

33:37

about nothing. There's a fucking line I

33:39

will take my business to collectors firearms

33:41

in Houston real salespeople that appreciate They're

33:44

not just correct their customers Houston

33:46

and San Antonio by the way

33:49

are like so far six European

33:51

countries apart It's

33:53

like Italy Belgium French in Germany

33:55

to get to fucking San Antonio

33:57

from Houston. It's really far entire

34:00

Not the same markets here at all. Okay, here

34:02

we go. I think we'll do one more. Brianna,

34:04

one star. Horrible, horrible experience. Okay.

34:09

I would rate no stars if I could. If

34:11

I could. First,

34:16

they sell me a gun that they knew I

34:18

couldn't possess being under 21. What? What

34:22

the fuck are you... They're selling miners'

34:24

handguns? What the fuck is

34:26

happening? And illegal ones. No. Yeah,

34:29

something... Because a 21 would have a handgun, I think is

34:32

probably... Is that what it is? I don't know. I don't

34:34

know what the law is, but maybe... Or maybe you... Yeah,

34:37

you're probably right. At 18, they can probably have rifles, and 21,

34:40

they can have a handgun. That probably makes sense.

34:42

Wow. Then when I try to get my money

34:44

back, you know, because I'm not allowed to have

34:46

this legal... Because you guys just broke the law.

34:49

Yeah, you broke the law. Well, now I'm standing

34:51

here holding this, breaking the law. Right. Now I'm

34:53

illegal. So help me here, yeah. They

34:55

only want to offer 10 to 20% of almost $800. They

35:00

will. They'll give you pawn prices for

35:02

it. Yeah, that's illegal now. Yeah.

35:06

Then try to call me a liar and say, none of

35:09

their employees told me I could have the gun and be

35:11

under 21, which they did. Is

35:13

she holding it? Is it from your star?

35:15

Did she pay you for it? That's it.

35:18

I have a receipt, and I'm under

35:20

21, so obviously somebody fucked up. If

35:23

I leave here, I'm getting arrested. Yeah, I would

35:25

have never bought the gun if I knew I couldn't

35:27

use it, common sense. Yeah. Yeah,

35:29

that's terrible. Okay. I can't believe they allowed her

35:31

to buy it. I can't either. So

35:33

now that we're armed and dangerous... Mm-hmm. We're

35:37

armed. We're ready to go

35:39

here. We've got a good night's entertainment in us.

35:42

Let's go somewhere where we may need this

35:44

gun. A fucking inner city Philadelphia Wendy's. Oh,

35:48

fuck. Some

35:51

shit going down at this Wendy's boy. This

35:53

Wendy's, by the way, is at 77...

35:56

7,700 City Line Avenue, Philadelphia. in

36:01

downtown, look at that downtown area. Is that downtown?

36:03

No, that city, I think the City Line Avenue,

36:05

I think it's pretty close to, not downtown, but

36:07

I think it's in the city park. 7,700, that's

36:09

pretty far out, isn't it? It seems far out

36:11

there, but I don't know, who knows. It may

36:14

be in a metropolis suburb of, I don't know.

36:16

Yeah, that's possible too. 3.2 stars they have. Okay.

36:20

And this is with 1.2 thousand reviews.

36:23

Wendy's, where they got the fucking Baconator,

36:25

they got 3.2 stars. Well

36:28

they have an overview, here's their

36:30

description. Fast food burger chain serving

36:32

sides, such as chili and baked

36:34

potatoes. Yeah. As we've had a

36:36

Wendy's before, because there was the whole baked potatoes.

36:38

Somebody made 30 baked potatoes. Yeah, the baked potato

36:40

lady here. Let's lead off with Leslie

36:42

with 5 stars. We

36:44

went through the drive-thru for my

36:46

cousin, cousin C-U-Z-N, by the way.

36:48

Hell yeah. I assume that's cousin.

36:53

She said everything was hot and delicious. She

36:55

asked if they put onion on the burger,

36:57

and they said yes. However, it was one

36:59

ring in the middle of the burger, LOL.

37:03

It was her only complaint. That's an onion, is it on

37:05

there? Yep. There it is. The

37:07

nuggets were hot and the food good. The guy

37:10

taking the order sounded like he needed to go

37:12

back to bed. But the pickup

37:14

window was fine. Overall,

37:16

would go back. You didn't even eat

37:18

the food, your cousin did. That's

37:21

fucking wild. Next

37:23

up, Raymond, 3 stars. His

37:27

thing is, his review is

37:29

just the stars, and then

37:31

it has recommended dishes, salad,

37:34

sandwich, parking space,

37:36

difficult to find, parking

37:38

options, free parking lot, and

37:40

then parking, he just puts

37:42

basketball. I don't know what that means. I

37:46

have no idea what that means. What

37:48

does that fucking mean? He gave up

37:51

on the answer. I'm thinking about

37:53

basketball. Pussy. Lucky

37:55

he wasn't thinking about that. That

37:59

chick's fat ass, yeah. Yeah,

38:01

but Martina gives three stars.

38:03

I noticed that employees are not wearing

38:05

serving gloves or hair nets. The

38:08

cashier is taking money from customers, then

38:11

going over to the food area to

38:13

bag up food without washing or sanitizing

38:15

her hands. Okay, but bagging up, she's

38:17

touching wrappers. She's touching the wrappers. Yeah,

38:19

not the actual food. The food was

38:21

not that hot. That's one of those

38:23

things where, yeah, I don't know if that's policy or

38:25

whatever, but I can live with that. Yeah,

38:27

and when have you ever had

38:29

a cheeseburger from anywhere that's a fast food joint

38:31

and the cheese is fucking melted? It's always cold.

38:33

It's never melted. It's always partially melted. Yeah, McDonald's

38:36

puts that soft ass cheese on it because they

38:38

know it's not going to melt. And

38:40

they just pray to fuck that the warmth gets

38:42

it to adhere to the burger. That's all they

38:44

care about. Yeah, so melt that Kraft single just

38:46

a little bit, just a drop. Makes

38:48

a bread stick. Just so the corners go around

38:51

on the sides of the burger. Sue

38:53

gives one star. I

38:55

went through, or I just went through the drive-thru,

38:57

and the rude woman who was taking the

38:59

order just kept shouting, we're only taking cash.

39:02

We're only taking cash in between everything I

39:04

ordered. She just kept saying,

39:08

like, don't order. Stop ordering. We're only taking cash.

39:10

We're only taking it, but I'd like a bacon

39:13

aint or whatever. We're only taking cash. It's sour

39:15

cream and unshyve baked potato. We're only taking cash.

39:17

Okay. That's so good. Just so you know. Maybe

39:19

you should have answered her by saying, okay. I

39:22

got it, cash. Just so you know,

39:24

only cash. In between

39:27

everything I ordered, she just kept screaming,

39:29

we're only taking cash. We have not

39:31

ones, and we have no change. So

39:34

you need exact change too, if you're gonna come

39:36

here. I paid by cash. When I

39:38

got to the second window, I asked for the

39:40

ranch dressing I had ordered, and the next woman

39:42

said she didn't ring that in. I

39:46

said I would gladly pay for it now with

39:48

cash, and she said, no, my machine doesn't work.

39:50

You'll have to get back in line to

39:53

buy a ranch. I need you to make another order please.

39:55

Yeah, I need you to go back around and let your food

39:57

get cold. Wow, I asked since the

39:59

line. was so long if I might have

40:01

the packet as a courtesy for the cash trouble

40:03

and she said no. What?

40:06

No, no, that's okay. We sell ranches here.

40:10

Very unprofessional for the food service industry. Not for

40:12

the fast food service industry. No. Yeah, it's a

40:14

good point. Pretty par for the course there. This

40:16

isn't fucking... You can pay for everything. This isn't

40:19

Morton's, you know what I mean? Calm down. Okay,

40:23

NEMA OneStar. I

40:26

was disappointed with my food order and the

40:28

customer service I received. I ordered the spicy

40:30

chicken and didn't want mayo. More sympathetic I

40:32

could not be. More

40:36

sympathetic. If there's mayo on that, it will be

40:38

destroyed because it would be in every crevice of

40:40

the fried chicken. You're fucked. You're fucked. Just throw

40:42

it in the garbage. You're gonna get sick. Yeah.

40:44

I open it up, see mayo and immediately in

40:46

the trash. Who wants mayo on fried chicken anyway?

40:49

Who wants that? That comes on that shit. Oh,

40:51

god damn. It's disgusting. I don't understand. I don't

40:53

understand mayo on a hot sandwich. It's... No, it

40:55

doesn't work. I know people are gonna disagree with

40:57

me, but I don't fucking care. You're

41:00

gonna get so sick. Good. You deserve

41:02

it. There's bacteria

41:04

in that. Yep. Lots of it. And you're making

41:06

it worse. You know what's in there? Eggs. Eggs

41:08

in the wild. You're gonna warm that up with...

41:11

Fucking, that's why it says keep refrigerated because it's...

41:13

Yeah, right. ...stuff in there goes bad. You can't

41:15

get that warm. I added two

41:17

bacon. Two bacon. The

41:21

bacon was burnt black and broken up

41:23

in pieces. Yeah. Looked

41:25

like one bacon that... Looked

41:27

more like one bacon than two. The

41:29

lettuce was the size... One bacon. The

41:32

lettuce was the size of my two fingers.

41:34

And yes, there was a little mayo on

41:36

my tomato. When I asked

41:38

about my order, the cashier said, yes, that

41:41

is what I get because that's what you

41:43

get, bitch. You

41:46

deserve that. She

41:49

said, that's what you get because she was

41:51

not the one who made the order. I

41:53

showed her the bacon and lettuce and her

41:56

response was, oh, good. They gave you three

41:58

bacon, not two. Because it's broken. Oh,

42:01

you got lucky actually if if you

42:03

turn that in we'll have to take some of that bacon

42:05

away actually That's what you didn't know that you got away

42:07

with one there lady. Yeah, as a matter of fact hold

42:09

on here Let me pluck that off now. We're keeping hey

42:11

here put that with that ranch so that no one can

42:14

have this Put

42:17

it in the surplus. Oh Yeah

42:19

surplus bacon. I said that

42:21

it was burnt her response was that's what I

42:23

get and she didn't make the otter That's

42:26

what you get. Tough shit bitch is what

42:29

she said. Yeah Lauren

42:32

gives one star Whoever

42:34

the girl at the window at this

42:36

very moment Whoever the girl is at

42:38

the window at this very moment black

42:40

with curly weave in her head This

42:42

is another black girl by the way a black

42:45

lady this in this by judging by your picture

42:47

unless she's not she just puts A picture of

42:49

a black woman up there. She can say black

42:51

things. Yeah, so she could be like curly weave

42:53

bitch Black

42:56

with curly weave in her head customer

42:58

services trash and is the reason why

43:00

I did not want to proceed with

43:02

my order Her greeting was horrible. I

43:05

don't need to be greeted that much by the way by

43:07

fast food Yeah, I've never I never

43:09

even notice honestly put that into I mean

43:11

if you greet me at all. I don't like it Hello,

43:15

I don't know. Yeah, I mean great. Just can I

43:17

take your order there we go now? We're good. You

43:19

want it's fine with me We're cooking I don't care.

43:21

Yeah, I'm from New York. I don't give a shit

43:24

Yeah, what do you want already and I'll go oh

43:26

shit. I gotta hurry up this guy's busy I

43:28

already know that that when I walk up to

43:31

the counter. They can't do shit without me. I'm

43:33

gonna take real peace to them I got a

43:35

stare at me. Yeah, I know that

43:37

they want the order. Yeah, they want it This

43:40

is sir. Bubble. Bye. I asked her. Hi. How

43:42

are you doing? One

43:44

moment, please and when I was ready to order

43:46

I said yes Hello, and her response was go

43:48

head with you with quote yo otter That's

43:52

there you go after I kindly told

43:54

her that's how she talked to customers

43:57

I politely told her I'm

43:59

okay do better please. Oh

44:02

Jesus. You're okay. It's a win. Congratulations on the

44:04

spit that you ate, you fucking asshole. She didn't

44:06

need it. She pulled away because she didn't like

44:08

the greetings she got. Good. Good.

44:11

Bye. Bye. Go somewhere where you pay

44:13

more money and then they'll greet you

44:15

better. That's the thing. Fast food, I

44:17

expect it to maybe be what I

44:19

ordered. Right. Reasonably warm and in a

44:21

fucking bag. Hopefully edible. I win. Yep,

44:23

I win if that's what I get.

44:26

If I can choke it down, I'll find. Sean

44:29

gives one star. He's got a picture

44:31

of a long drive-through line in front

44:33

of him. A lot of cars. Hello

44:36

all. Well hi. He's a good

44:38

greeter there. Hi Sean. This Wendy's

44:40

on Cityline Ave is the worst supposed

44:43

to be fast food restaurant

44:45

in the whole Philadelphia. In

44:47

the whole Philadelphia. It's cloudy

44:50

here today. Every

44:53

weekend the lines are very long and

44:56

the workers are so rude, unprofessional, and

44:58

aggressive when speaking to me. This

45:02

must get better. Okay.

45:04

Well when you see a whole bunch of people

45:06

there, you better understand this is going to be

45:08

shit because they don't need you. They don't need

45:11

you and they're throwing shit together as fast as

45:13

they can to clear this fucking line out. Okay.

45:15

One star from Noor. One

45:17

star. Disgusting in all capital letters.

45:20

Not disgusting. Digusting.

45:22

There's no S.

45:25

Digusting. All caps with

45:27

two exclamation points so she really means it.

45:30

Please don't waste your time and money eating

45:32

from this location unless you want food poisoning.

45:34

Well I certainly don't. Ordered

45:37

fries from here. How the fuck do you get

45:39

food poisoning from French fries? That's one of the

45:41

safer foods. Yeah, you've just got fries. You should

45:43

be fine. Fries can sit there for three

45:46

days on the counter. You can eat

45:48

them. You won't get sick. They're fine.

45:50

The fries were old, stale, cold, and

45:52

tasted sour. I will never eat

45:54

at this Wendy's again. Nasty. The fries do

45:56

look gross. Look at them. Oh,

45:59

they're not even done. They look undercooked,

46:01

they look gray somehow. I don't know

46:03

how the fry nursing gray French fries

46:05

before, but they look like

46:07

the only French fries that can make

46:09

you sick are those, yeah. Next

46:13

up, Laura, one star. We went

46:15

for a chocolate Frosty. They only

46:18

had peppermint. What? What's

46:21

the world coming to when

46:23

Wendy's doesn't have a chocolate Frosty?

46:26

What's the world coming to when they have

46:28

a peppermint? The gross vials. Yeah, I've heard

46:31

that. That sounds disgusting. I don't want to

46:33

talk about Frosty. Chocolate Frosty, but also McDonald's,

46:36

the machines, they don't have strawberry shakes

46:38

at the time. It happens. That's, but

46:40

I love, what's the world coming to?

46:44

Nevermind anything else that's happening. It is a

46:46

staple. If you ask what does Wendy's have

46:48

on their menu, top three

46:50

things people say are a Frosty.

46:52

Bacon, burgers and Frosty's. Yeah, fries,

46:54

Frosty, yeah. And baked potatoes. Baked

46:56

potatoes, yeah. They're the only fast

46:58

food place that really has baked

47:00

potatoes. So there's that. Tiffany, one

47:02

star. District or regional management

47:05

needs to overhaul the staff. Sweep

47:08

them out, everybody. Let's do it. Today

47:11

I had the, and this

47:13

is all caps, T-H-E-E,

47:15

the worst customer service experience. The

47:17

young lady at the window was playing

47:19

around with handing me my food. How

47:21

the fuck do you do that? Here

47:24

you go. No, hey, watch out. Not

47:27

quick enough. Come on. Better

47:29

get it before it gets cold. Starts taking

47:31

out of the bag, juggling the burgers. Ha, ha,

47:33

ha. It's already lost

47:35

a few degrees. That's right, I'm playing. She

47:38

handed me my food and it wasn't in the bag. Well,

47:40

that's just a bag. She handed you that and she didn't

47:42

hand you your food. She handed you a fucking empty bag.

47:45

Hold it open, about to throw them all in.

47:49

The person that took my order and money

47:52

could not give me a receipt and asked

47:54

to use my phone to take a picture

47:56

of my order for me. Can

47:58

you buy your phone? To take a picture. picture

48:00

of your own order for you. For your

48:02

receipt, it's on your phone now. Is

48:05

that being a wise ass? Like I'll just take a picture of your

48:07

order, there's your receipt. You need this for a write off, I can

48:09

take a picture for you. I think that's what it is. I've

48:12

gone to this location before, but

48:14

today was the absolute worst. Please do

48:16

something about the staff. That's all caps, that whole

48:18

sentence. Just because one customer was

48:20

rude doesn't mean we're all rude. Don't

48:23

fight your battles on everybody. One

48:26

star, Evil Eddie gives one star. Evil

48:30

Eddie, lady at the drive-thru, her

48:32

nerve to have a manager shirt on. Lady

48:36

at the drive-thru, I guess had the nerve is

48:38

what she's going for, to have a manager shirt

48:40

on. She should be terminated.

48:42

With leadership like that, I see why this

48:44

restaurant is rated 2.5 stars. She's

48:47

an overpriced cashier and not a good one.

48:50

Wow. One star,

48:52

Jesse, the new peppermint frosty is

48:54

gross. Yes. Yeah, it sounds

48:57

gross. It sounds disgusting. Especially

49:00

when I wanted the chocolate

49:02

frosty. It was a different experience. The

49:05

cashier not only walked away from my

49:07

husband after waiting on the two people

49:09

ahead of him, but is obviously too

49:12

incompetent to see the difference between brown

49:14

and pink. Oh,

49:16

so they have both? I ordered

49:18

the chocolate and got the... And got they gave

49:20

him a frost. I have one

49:22

thing, I think if you took about an 80-20

49:24

of 80% chocolate frosty and 20% peppermint, that

49:29

might be decent. If you just mixed in about 20%

49:32

of it just to make like a minty chocolate, that could

49:34

be okay. Like swirly? You just

49:36

mix it together, have a mix. For taste-wise, obviously it'd

49:38

be weird looking, but I think it would probably taste

49:40

better. Keith one star,

49:43

on January 24th, 2023 at 9pm, this is when

49:45

someone was murdered before him,

49:50

I hope. That's the

49:52

beginning of a Dick Wolf written show.

49:55

Totally. My Gerd Dateline or

49:57

something. My girl and I was getting

49:59

takeout. through the drive-thru. And as we

50:01

were getting our food from the second window,

50:04

I heard two girls literally saying, I dare

50:06

you to act like you're throwing up on

50:08

their food. Yeah. They're

50:11

playing in the drive-thru. And

50:14

we heard a noise that did exactly that. I

50:18

don't know what that was, but that's

50:20

weird to do. I would say one

50:22

of them had a pink hoodie on and the

50:25

other had a brown jacket. Anybody in a Wendy's

50:27

uniform here by any chance at

50:29

all. Is that the thing? This

50:31

Wendy's just needs to do better with

50:34

staff and honestly get them two girls

50:36

out of their ASAP. Pretending

50:41

to throw up. Finally, one star,

50:43

the manager and the drive-thru needs

50:45

to be retrained. Nasty mouth. Don't

50:49

know how to talk to people. Walk,

50:51

this is my favorite line of anything ever,

50:54

walk around with shirt from the house. She

50:59

just got a Simpson's shirt off. She

51:01

just got a house shirt on. Not

51:05

even a uniform. I just love that. Any

51:07

shirt that's not a uniform shirt, it's a shirt from

51:09

the house, which just makes me laugh. I don't know

51:11

why. That's just funny. Walk around with a shirt from

51:13

the house. Yeah. It's because when you're a kid, someone's

51:15

got, you got a house sandwich or you got a

51:17

house, you know what I'm saying? My friend couldn't

51:20

afford a speaker, like a system in his car, so

51:22

he got a house speaker and put that in his

51:25

fucking car and did that. We're like, motherfucker got a

51:27

house speaker. A shirt

51:29

from the house is really fucking funny to

51:32

me. From the house. Oh

51:36

my God. A lot of things about

51:38

how the bathrooms

51:40

are dirty. Of course, yeah. Urine

51:42

all over the place. There will be poop,

51:44

obviously. People are going to poop when they're

51:46

done, I'm sure. Here's

51:49

the last one I'll do. Like one star, both

51:51

women at the drive-thru were very rude. Kind of

51:53

gave me the vibe like they messed with my

51:55

food. You know, throw it in the air. throwing

52:00

up noises and shit like that. I

52:02

took the bag and put it directly in the

52:04

trash. Yeah, Jesus

52:07

Christ man. And

52:09

then I'll give one more just because it says,

52:11

bathrooms are disgusting and wouldn't recommend to a dog.

52:14

You know, a dog who knows how to use the bathroom. I

52:17

wouldn't recommend any bathroom to a dog because they look at it

52:19

and go, I don't know what to do with this at all.

52:21

And they drink out of the toilet. That's what happens. My

52:24

dog would piss on the trash can and walk out.

52:26

Yeah, and then drink the toilet water and leave. I

52:30

said, okay, everybody, let's, we've been out in

52:32

the world. We've done a lot of shit

52:34

here. We've got cheering up. Yeah. We've been

52:36

told that's enough bacon for you. We've

52:39

been sold a gun. We're not allowed to have. We've

52:42

had a terrible night at the comedy club,

52:44

obviously been thrown out just for, just for

52:47

talking during the comedy show weird and

52:49

talking about the jokes. I

52:52

think it's time everybody. Let's get personal

52:54

with our personal item of the week.

52:57

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53:08

my God. DIY dildos. You get it

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at home. You do it. You mold

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could never find a dildo out there that would satisfy

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her. Only your dick could do it. There's not a

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whole wall of them at every shop. No,

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it's $33 and 12 cents for this. That's

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pretty cheap. That's cheaper than I

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thought, honestly. And it says mix,

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this works. God, this is so

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a mighty bold statement, friend. The

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whole planet. This

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is unbelievable. The hubris, the

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absolute gall of men. Oh, guys, wait till

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you hear the reviews. That's what I mean.

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It's wild. Sean, five stars, not

54:53

just a novelty. No? No, no. I read

54:56

through some of the reviews and I find

54:58

them hilarious. Well, so do we. And that's

55:00

why we do this show. People

55:03

claiming they followed the instructions to the

55:05

letter, then describing doing something that was

55:08

not in the instructions. Oh. Yeah.

55:10

I didn't read the instructions thoroughly the first time and

55:12

messed up on the mold. You did the same thing,

55:15

is what you just said. Yeah, I just couldn't wait

55:17

to jam my dick in the mold. Just, ah, we

55:19

just, that's how guys, we just, our dick is hard

55:21

and we want to jam it in something. Because you

55:23

have to get hard to do this, by the way.

55:25

That's part of it. Yeah. Obviously. No

55:27

one wants a lipstick dildo. I

55:31

ordered a second one and followed them

55:33

exactly and it turned out perfect. And

55:35

he has a picture of him holding

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his own dick cat, which is fucking

55:40

weird. That I don't like. Here's my

55:42

penis, everybody. This feels like assault. I'm

55:45

on Amazon and your show, I got to see this guy's

55:47

dick. I

55:49

had the mix for the first attempt still and was

55:52

able to use it to make a second copy of

55:54

it. Oh, to make a second copy of your first

55:56

attempt. The copy of a copy. I

56:00

did not like the vibrator as it was hard to

56:02

keep centered, so the second one left the vibrator out.

56:05

I thought this would be more of a novelty than anything

56:07

else, and I had fun making it. Okay,

56:09

so I did stuff all over my dick. I

56:11

was shocked at the amount of detail that the

56:14

final product has. While some user

56:16

error prevented it from being

56:18

an exact replica, it's pretty damn close.

56:21

Did he fuck himself with his own dick? I

56:23

think he's fucking himself with his own dick, which

56:25

is the biggest... That's the definition of hubris. Holy

56:29

Christ. How

56:31

much do you love yourself? Wow, the ego.

56:33

I placed it side by side with my

56:35

own, and it's almost an exact copy. You

56:37

need it to look down? You don't know

56:39

what your dick looks like? It should be

56:41

identical, man. You shouldn't have to put

56:43

it next to your dick. You can pick

56:45

your dick out of a lineup, couldn't you? By now, I

56:47

think you know your dick. I

56:50

was able to do it myself. I don't have

56:52

a big penis by any means, so I didn't

56:54

have issues. Okay. Yeah.

56:57

There's a few key points. Read the instructions. Pump

56:59

them if you got them. Okay.

57:02

I don't know what that means. Try to make it as

57:04

big as you can. I guess swell it up. Yeah, get

57:06

swelled up if you need to. Be prepared

57:09

for a mess. It's very easy to clean

57:11

up. Do it over a flat surface like

57:13

a tile floor or a plastic sheet like

57:15

you're Dexter murdering a person. Jesus.

57:20

You don't need to be soft to remove

57:22

it. The mold will be firm but soft.

57:25

If you are using the vibrator, do not

57:28

fill up to the top. The vibrator will

57:30

displace some of the silicone. This was my

57:32

mistake in the first mold. Mine

57:34

came out about a half inch shorter than real,

57:36

but I chalked that up to some softening sitting

57:38

in the molding phase. Have fun

57:40

with it. It's supposed to be messy and

57:43

silly. Don't take it too seriously. Oh,

57:46

this is going to be my fucking business actually. Just

57:49

fuck around, man. Like

57:53

going to As You Wish and making a pot.

57:55

Making a dick, that's all. It's like going

57:57

to make the fucking bears there. Build

58:00

a bear. Build a bear. Put

58:02

a heart in. Five stars, Pizza

58:05

Hut. Pizza Hut, I don't know how

58:07

the word Pizza Hut gets in this title of this review.

58:10

Pizza Hut cock blocked my willy

58:12

cloning, dot dot dot question mark.

58:15

Somebody knocked on the door in the middle of it? I think

58:17

so. You shouldn't order a pizza, man.

58:19

There you go. Yeah, when you're making a dick mold. You

58:21

know what? I ordered this pizza. I think I have just

58:23

enough time to make a dick mold before it gets

58:26

there. I decided the best way to give

58:28

my girlfriend a going away present was to

58:30

send her off with a way to get

58:32

off without me. This

58:34

is a fun breakup. She could

58:36

never find a dick. For

58:38

some reason, she finds my willy amazing.

58:42

So I purchased this product for Valentine's Day

58:44

and she loved it. Very romantic,

58:46

sir. Very romantic. Everything

58:49

was going good according to plan until it

58:51

came time to insert my member into the

58:53

tube for the molding. That seems like a

58:56

big part of it. So we're going well.

58:58

That's everything. You took it out of the

59:00

box? Yeah. A pizza delivery

59:02

guy mistakenly showed up and rang the doorbell

59:05

while we were downstairs. Oh, he didn't even

59:07

order it. No. My

59:09

girlfriend started freaking out because she was half naked

59:11

in an attempt to keep me hard throughout the

59:13

process. She's like juggling her tits and showing her ass

59:15

and shit. You don't

59:17

have to answer the door. Fuck

59:19

off. You do not legally bath. Go

59:21

fuck yourself. Didn't order anything. Wrong

59:25

door dummy. Yeah, that's it. Holy

59:27

shit. I ran to the door naked and

59:29

holding the molding tube in my hand. Why?

59:33

In a frantic attempt to explain to

59:35

the pizza delivery guy that he was

59:37

at the wrong house, I

59:40

accidentally pointed at my neighbor's house with

59:42

the molding tube. This

59:45

poor bat. You should have tipped this guy. You shouldn't

59:47

have opened the door. You idiot. And if you did,

59:49

you should have 20 in your hand for this poor

59:52

bastard. I quickly realized my mistake,

59:54

slammed the door in his face, and returned to

59:56

my crying girlfriend on the couch to find out

59:58

that the molding had set before my My manhood

1:00:00

could be cloned, not

1:00:02

your manhood. Some

1:00:05

might think this would lead to a bad review,

1:00:07

but it showed that the mold takes no time

1:00:09

at all to set. This really takes the pressure

1:00:11

off the guy because he doesn't have to keep

1:00:14

his quote flag flying at full staff for

1:00:16

as long as one might think. My girlfriend and

1:00:18

I were able to laugh this off and order

1:00:20

a new kit. This will surely go down as

1:00:23

a Valentine's Day to remember. I

1:00:26

would say. Pizza Hut, because that same pizza

1:00:28

delivery driver is showing up to your door. Hey,

1:00:30

remember that one time? He

1:00:33

runs up with a dick on his, with a dick mold. He's

1:00:36

going to have a story at the Pizza Hut later. That's terrific. Surely.

1:00:40

John gives three stars. I'm sure it works is what

1:00:42

he says here. That's his title. I'm

1:00:44

sure this product probably works fine if you're glued

1:00:46

to the instructions. You know, if you follow them

1:00:48

at all. If you do what it says. I'm

1:00:52

sure this IKEA desk goes together if I

1:00:54

followed the instructions, but I didn't. You know,

1:00:56

three stars to them. You didn't follow them.

1:00:58

Yeah. I built it on my own and

1:01:00

now I have abstract art in the corner.

1:01:04

Weird. Jesus. You

1:01:06

have to be fast with that molding powder. I

1:01:10

have failed and now I have to

1:01:12

order another bag. I was really excited

1:01:14

to try this product, but now sadly,

1:01:16

all I have is a dirty kitchen,

1:01:18

a dusty dick, and nothing else to

1:01:20

show for it. Which

1:01:23

is my country music. Excuse

1:01:25

me. Dusty Dick Petregalow.

1:01:28

You didn't know that? That

1:01:30

is a country song right there. All

1:01:33

I have is a dusty dick. A

1:01:35

dusty dick and nothing else to show

1:01:37

for it. A dusty dick and dirty

1:01:39

kitchen and no chick. And

1:01:43

no chick. Dirty, dirty,

1:01:45

dusty dick. Dean

1:01:47

gives two stars. If you have a

1:01:49

curved penis, plastic tube, not much use.

1:01:52

Yeah. Sorry about it, man. I don't know how

1:01:54

to deal with that. Seems

1:01:59

like that's something that this This should be the least of your

1:02:01

problems with a curved deck. Yes,

1:02:03

I can see if you have a

1:02:05

curved penis, you have to cut the

1:02:08

plastic tubing. Looks very difficult to do.

1:02:10

My suggestion is if you buy this

1:02:12

kit, go to hardware store and buy

1:02:14

a flexible tube will be easier. There's

1:02:16

no punctuation here, by the way. Also,

1:02:19

if the tube came with larger in

1:02:22

diameter, penis wouldn't touch sides when molding

1:02:24

it. Okay.

1:02:26

Okay. Oh my

1:02:29

goodness. Jesus Christ, that is really tough

1:02:31

here. Okay, here we go. Benjamin,

1:02:33

believe the reviews, one star, this

1:02:35

item is worthless. Okay.

1:02:38

Here we go. He's got a breakdown of the

1:02:40

time into seconds, which is awesome. Oh, you did?

1:02:42

Yeah. The moment I saw this item, I knew

1:02:45

I had to jump at the chance. When it

1:02:47

came in the mail, I was ready to surprise

1:02:49

my wife with a new toy, or so I

1:02:51

thought. I read the

1:02:54

previous reviews to make sure I wasn't wasting my money.

1:02:56

Call it arrogance. Yeah, this is all

1:02:58

arrogance. This

1:03:01

is a whole product. But I

1:03:03

do work in customer service and consider myself

1:03:05

smarter than the average Joe. Of course

1:03:07

you are. But you thought this

1:03:09

was a good idea. I thought for sure

1:03:11

those who wrote the bad reviews may have

1:03:13

overlooked a detail or were simply in a

1:03:16

hurry. Boy was I wrong. I

1:03:18

poured over every single detail in

1:03:20

the instructions. I read, reread, practiced

1:03:22

timing scenarios, practiced. He did practice

1:03:24

runs, dress reuses. It was a

1:03:27

dry run. Everything. It was all

1:03:29

going well until I had to mix the molding

1:03:31

powder with the water in the small bowl. You

1:03:34

literally have a 60 second time window

1:03:36

in which to combine 98 degree water

1:03:38

with molding powder. I

1:03:41

was aware of this, so I prepared to spring into

1:03:43

action. Right when the powder

1:03:45

hit the water, it started clumping and

1:03:47

hardening within 30 seconds. The

1:03:50

mix as designed is supposed to be lumpy

1:03:52

like pancake batter. You just put your dick

1:03:54

in there. So I'm stirring

1:03:56

madly trying to coerce the powder and water

1:03:59

to the water. to mix to the right

1:04:01

consistency, this is where it starts to

1:04:03

fall apart. Let me break it down for you. 0

1:04:07

to 9 seconds. Yeah.

1:04:11

Molding powder hits the water. 10 to 19 seconds. Stirring

1:04:14

powder mixing. 20 to 29 seconds. Mix

1:04:18

begins to clump in certain areas. 30 to 39 seconds.

1:04:21

Stirring intensifies to even out the mix. This

1:04:24

is not working in parentheses. Yeah. 40

1:04:26

to 49 seconds. It simplifies the mix is

1:04:28

not only clumping but starting to harden, activate

1:04:30

panic mode. Jam my

1:04:33

dick in it. Oh, jam it in there. 50 to 59

1:04:35

seconds. I pour my

1:04:37

half water, half lump mix

1:04:39

into an oil funnel to prevent a huge

1:04:41

mess. Molding hardens

1:04:43

an oil funnel. Are you fucking kidding

1:04:45

me? Uh-oh. 60

1:04:47

seconds to 1 minute 19 seconds. Quick

1:04:50

plan B, pour remaining non-hardening,

1:04:52

non-hardened mix into tube. Mix

1:04:55

in tube begins to solidify. Fuck.

1:04:59

3x4 exclamation points. 1 minute 20 to 1 minute 30.

1:05:02

Still in denial. I

1:05:05

can still park it. Second, and he

1:05:07

said, should I shove my willy into the

1:05:09

tubing, which was measured and pre-cut, mind you.

1:05:12

No good. Mix is already hardening.

1:05:14

So basically I'm using my willy as

1:05:16

a stir stick on something that looks

1:05:18

and feels like giant hardened cottage cheese

1:05:21

curds. I wish there was any of

1:05:23

this. I was, all of these people, I want to see

1:05:25

the video of this. This guy, a

1:05:27

naked man, half-hearted, with shit all over

1:05:29

his cabinets and all over the counter,

1:05:31

all over the floor, naked in his

1:05:33

thing, half-hard trying to ram

1:05:36

his dick into a tube of fucking mushy shit.

1:05:38

I got a question for him though. Where in

1:05:40

the instructions did it say oil funnel? It didn't,

1:05:42

motherfucker. It just a tour of the tube. That's

1:05:44

what I mean. Did you see that

1:05:46

part? You fucked up. You gotta make a mess.

1:05:48

That's part of it. One minute 30 to

1:05:50

one minute 40. Pantsless in kitchen,

1:05:53

taking in aftershock of what just happened.

1:05:57

Shame was. minutes

1:06:00

silence still in shock and

1:06:02

disbelief after 10 minutes finished

1:06:05

cleaning up disaster area from previous event

1:06:09

there you go that's what it is.

1:06:11

$30 in the trash. In the trash.

1:06:13

$33. This guy a little more succinct

1:06:15

one star this kit sucks so

1:06:19

I got this kid excited that I

1:06:21

will be able to make something nice

1:06:23

for my girlfriend. What? No.

1:06:27

Learn how to make a spice rack or like

1:06:29

an armoire or something something that she can use

1:06:31

or you can use it. Buy a paint by

1:06:34

numbers that covers up all the lines and stuff

1:06:36

and make it look like you're an artist you

1:06:38

dumb fuck. Holy shit man yeah

1:06:40

to try that all right I'm not gonna read

1:06:42

the rest is it's kind of the same as

1:06:44

the last one yeah one one

1:06:46

star it does not work my wife

1:06:48

and I followed the instructions very meticulously

1:06:51

however the mixture got immediately solid in

1:06:53

large clumps as soon as I poured

1:06:55

it in the container I still tried

1:06:57

to push my way in unsuccessfully do

1:06:59

not purchase couldn't even get it like

1:07:01

the last guy oh

1:07:04

this guy Jesus Christ man one

1:07:07

star not enough power mixture I think

1:07:09

he means powder yeah this was an

1:07:11

absolute joke Canadian

1:07:15

my man woke up rock hard

1:07:17

and pushing almost nine inches of

1:07:19

solid steel yeah upon mixing and

1:07:22

pouring into the plastic it didn't

1:07:24

even fit to the top now

1:07:26

my dreams of having a mold of my

1:07:29

man's perfect dick are not gonna happen and

1:07:31

it's all their fault I added that part

1:07:33

yeah do you know how long and hard

1:07:35

it is to find a man with over

1:07:37

eight inches that's actually a good human being

1:07:39

oh and it's got

1:07:41

to be a that's a struggle well now if he

1:07:43

ever leaves me not sure what to do or where

1:07:46

to go I don't

1:07:48

know how about one of the plenty of

1:07:52

over eight inch dildos that are out there that

1:07:54

we're talking about reciprocate and be a good human

1:07:56

too and then he won't he's like make a

1:07:58

mold of his dick then I can treat him

1:08:00

any way I want. Doesn't matter after that. He

1:08:02

can fuck off. I

1:08:05

would say we need a Clona Willy XL

1:08:07

edition. The molding mix didn't even come halfway

1:08:09

up to the top of the container. I

1:08:12

cut off an inch off the plastic. What

1:08:14

a letdown. I think this is- The rest

1:08:16

is dick. It'll fill when he

1:08:19

puts all of it in there. I think this

1:08:21

is for teens that have not yet hit puberty.

1:08:23

So anybody under nine inches of cock,

1:08:25

you haven't hit puberty yet. You fucking-

1:08:27

And you're not allowed to use this.

1:08:29

Losers. Yeah. The last one

1:08:32

here I will do, where is it? Oh

1:08:35

yeah, we'll do this. We'll do this. One star.

1:08:38

Ouch and yuck. Oh,

1:08:40

okay. It was hot.

1:08:42

Would you boil it? Ouch and yuck. First

1:08:44

of all, the product was extremely hard to

1:08:46

use, which is almost a waste on its

1:08:48

own. The real problem is I have, the

1:08:51

real problem I have is the material

1:08:53

is way too hard. The finished product

1:08:56

absolutely shredded me. Oh.

1:09:00

In other words, when he stuck it in him, or she stuck

1:09:02

it in her or something. I was going to have to visit

1:09:04

the hospital over this. I

1:09:06

kept the toy anyway because I hated the

1:09:08

idea of throwing away the money I spent.

1:09:10

It tears up your insides, throw it out.

1:09:13

What are you talking about? This

1:09:15

food is poison, but I bought it, so I'm gonna finish

1:09:17

it. The chicken has

1:09:19

gone bad. Wow. And the sentimental value

1:09:22

of a replica of an important person

1:09:24

to me. Big

1:09:26

mistake. After a week it got a

1:09:28

few black spots which got bigger. This

1:09:30

product will grow mold. That's mold on

1:09:32

your penis. Yeah. That is

1:09:34

fucking mold on your dick there. So there

1:09:37

you go. We will stop there. Wow. A

1:09:39

lot of people said about air bubbles. And

1:09:42

a lot of people are like, my girlfriend

1:09:44

doesn't live near me, so I gotta send

1:09:46

her this. Like, yeah, okay. I'm amazing. I'm

1:09:50

getting catfished, so I'm gonna send this guy my

1:09:52

dick. That

1:09:54

said, there you go

1:09:56

everybody. Have fun at your comedy clubs and,

1:09:58

you know. Watch your Wendy's

1:10:00

order, don't let anyone throw up in your

1:10:03

bag. I'm doing them. Explore all the dark

1:10:05

corners of every gun shop near you, and

1:10:07

of course, make a nice clone of your

1:10:09

dick for that very special person out there.

1:10:13

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