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Sorry. That was the on. My bad. Welcome

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back to Zany Heath on Filtered. Good morning.

1:31

Hope you're having a beautiful Monday. I'm Zany.

1:33

I'm Heath. I'm Matt. I'm disgusted.

1:38

And we are unfiltered. I

1:40

was just seeing yesterday. So,

1:43

you know how we always hear about how, you

1:45

know, they're going to be in TikTok or they're

1:47

going to do this and that and everyone talks

1:49

about it, but it never happens. This was one

1:51

of them that I really thought wasn't going to

1:54

happen, was that this huge record label

1:56

was going to remove just all their music from

1:58

TikTok. And my head was like, that's... So

2:00

unrealistic because that's such a

2:02

bad idea. UMG, universal music

2:04

group. For UMG, horrible

2:07

idea and I was like that's not going

2:09

to happen, that's very unrealistic. And

2:12

lo and behold, all the music

2:15

is out urged. How

2:17

can you do that as a record

2:19

label? You have all these artists that

2:21

blow up because of TikTok. TikTok is

2:24

a platform that helps so many musicians.

2:26

Whether you're huge or not. Taylor Swift,

2:28

I'm sure she got so much bigger

2:30

because of TikTok. Agreed. It just helps.

2:32

It brings in more money to get

2:35

your songs on the charts, higher on

2:37

the charts. Especially if

2:39

you're trying to sign new musicians

2:41

and you say, oh by the

2:43

way, yeah, our music is not

2:45

on TikTok. I'm going to be like, I'm definitely not

2:47

signing with you guys. I think it's a play because

2:50

they own so much music. They pull

2:52

it from TikTok and they go, you really want it? You're

2:54

going to have to pay us however many millions and millions

2:56

of dollars to put it back on. It

2:58

sounds like they're probably charging way too much. Yeah,

3:00

I'm sure they're. For TikTok, for them to have

3:02

a disagreement, that means in my head, it was

3:04

like, they're probably asking for way too much

3:06

money. That was just like out of pocket. But

3:10

it kind of destroys UMG. I feel like now

3:12

more people are going to, I think

3:15

gives more people a chance on TikTok

3:17

to be bigger now. Because it kind

3:19

of- It's not even independent artists. Yeah.

3:22

Or not even independent artists. I feel like just

3:25

in general, imagine a whole bracket has not been

3:27

taken out of TikTok. That gives all of us

3:29

a chance to now. Yeah,

3:31

put a boom too. I

3:34

don't know. It just, I feel like it opens

3:36

that door of a possibility for a lot of

3:38

creators and musicians. Which is great

3:40

for TikTok. What's strange though is that,

3:42

yeah, they pulled like all the main

3:44

tracks, but if there are other remix

3:46

songs that have UMG artists on it,

3:49

they haven't pulled them. Like.

3:51

For instance, Patricia and I, we

3:53

did one that's a Harry Styles

3:55

sign of the times with one

3:57

of Taylor Swift songs. They like

3:59

combined it. Amazing Nasa. I

4:01

heard the Taylor Swift song is

4:03

still. Are. The Massa it's They

4:05

haven't pulled that but the I don't write as

4:07

he got hit. I think it may take time

4:09

right? Just like it. Take so many posts, youtube

4:11

video, yams, a song it takes like three months

4:13

to get to monetize or get pulled out at.

4:15

I don't think it's just like works as a

4:17

matter. I think they have a ton of ours

4:19

and mind that they already have set up to

4:21

pull like Taylor Swift theory says that. Easy. That's

4:24

like, I'm sure it's so automated where they can

4:26

pull that off a massive like that. I just

4:28

see them that's been taken down and maybe like

4:30

a month or two. Meghan Trainor needs to go

4:32

in the tick tock offices and sexy. I

4:34

be all like the idea he sees you can

4:36

use admit you said Meghan Trainor Eight That with

4:39

as he taylor trait Meghan Trainor. Their. Use

4:41

it as you said Meghan Trainor But why I say

4:43

making her adding Meghan Trainor is like one of the

4:45

most popular. Top. Charting

4:47

artist Barry integrated on tic

4:49

toc like to surf. She's

4:52

actively participating in To Talk

4:54

Culture. She's. Talking. To

4:56

other creators all the time she's doing the tick tock

4:58

lives big right now, Terry Crews and Tdr. She.

5:01

Should speak. I people that like recognize

5:03

that it's a very big platform and

5:05

it's like a really good pa from

5:07

for a lot of people in the

5:09

constraints held like the whole bad up

5:11

in slow down versions of songs sometimes

5:13

like do get more viral I actual

5:16

ioc yeah I honestly like. I.

5:18

Always love like sped up songs Africa. I

5:20

think it's because my brain now how operates

5:22

of swatting setups or to is better. I

5:25

also think it's kind of like takes us

5:27

back to our childhood. Were you here? Like

5:29

the Chipmunk remixes like Lower Wayne A Club

5:31

Your dislike? Oh Ages Heads I think they're

5:34

like a little bit of nostalgia. Know the

5:36

boards either of those as even had the

5:38

right Now the Clay Wahhabi yeah ah do

5:40

Doors possibly Connie was I've read I don't

5:43

know but it's like it just reminds me

5:45

of like what they would have and like

5:47

the introvert. Saw a rap song yeah I've

5:49

never get to the song. Yeah

5:53

yeah. That would have either of these would have

5:55

a. good

5:58

or even bother Oh,

6:02

we have Mariah here today. Hey, Mariah!

6:05

No, while you were saying that, I was

6:07

going to say I totally forgot that was

6:09

like a phase. Yeah. Chipmunk version of every

6:11

song was coming out. But they would like hit

6:13

harder than the real one for some reason. Yeah,

6:15

that's so funny. Was Alvin and

6:17

the Chipmunks bringing music back? Hell yeah!

6:20

In a way. Like, you know

6:22

when a movie plays... I was Alvin for Halloween!

6:25

Huge impact. You know

6:27

when any big show, Euphoria, puts

6:30

a song that's been out for years on their show

6:32

and it just blows up. Everyone's like, this song's the

6:34

best! People are like, it's been out for 20 years!

6:37

What do you mean? You've never heard this,

6:39

but... I feel like Alvin and

6:41

the Chipmunks brought thongs back. I think Alvin should

6:43

go back and sue and pull all of the

6:45

remixes that, you know... Like,

6:48

which ones? Mimicked him. Oh. Well,

6:51

speaking of Chipmunks, do you know who the voices of

6:53

Alvin and the Chipmunks were like in the past movies?

6:56

No. The actors that were it? I mean... No,

6:59

who? Uh... What? Justin

7:03

Long and then Matthew Gray Goobler

7:05

and the other third... Oh, they

7:07

did Cross? And Jesse McCartney was one

7:09

of the Alvin and the Chipmunks. Weird.

7:13

Yeah. Why do I feel like

7:15

it could have been anybody? Because all they're doing is

7:17

speeding up their voice. They can't be... But

7:19

they have to have a little bit of acting, charisma.

7:21

They needed a good singer, a good harmonizer. Got that

7:23

Jesse McCartney up in there. And they all can sing.

7:25

I know Justin Long can sing. He

7:27

can? Yeah, I think. I haven't

7:29

seen... I'm pretty sure there was a movie where

7:31

he was singing and I was like, I take

7:33

it back. I was shocked. Oh, maybe he can.

7:36

Yeah. I always thought that was... Oh, he has

7:38

a long pitch. That's for sure. Mariah,

7:43

that was Jokers for You. You

7:45

saw that? No. I'd say he definitely has

7:47

a long pitch. That's a... That's

7:50

a baseball term now. That's a pun, right? Long pitch. Oh,

7:53

pitch perfect. I'm trying to rule you. I'm trying to

7:55

rule you. Sorry, sorry. Does

8:01

your dad, do your dads like

8:03

Pitch Perfect, the movie? My

8:05

dad does, yeah. There's a trend or

8:08

there's like this truth people are discovering

8:10

about the movie Pitch Perfect and how

8:12

much dads love Pitch Perfect. It's

8:14

also weird the military like my buddy was

8:16

in the Marines, he said every single Marine

8:19

is obsessed with Pitch Perfect and they would all

8:21

get together and they would watch it together at

8:24

night and it was like this huge thing and

8:26

they would do reenactments of it and

8:28

they would do the performances and it's

8:31

just all these Marines lined up singing

8:33

the songs and they were like full

8:35

blown obsessed with it. That's really sick.

8:37

Wait, is that why they did a

8:39

whole like army segment in like the

8:41

third movie? Oh yeah they did. They

8:44

went to the military and they fumked to

8:46

them. Maybe they found out there was a

8:48

big demographic and they're like we show weird.

8:50

Actually yeah, you're on your own. Yeah, that

8:52

makes sense. That's like moms can't

8:54

say Channing Tana. Yeah, it's like a

8:56

thing. Like every mom. Nobody can't say

8:59

his name like Chipotle or like. Yeah,

9:01

nobody can say Tana. My

9:03

mom can't say Chipotle. Wait, interesting. I think

9:05

it's the A's. I think it is like kind of a. The different

9:07

pronunciations of A's. It's like Channing

9:12

and then Tatum is A. So it's

9:14

like. Channing mostly a guy's name or a

9:16

girl's name. I've seen both a lot. To

9:18

me it seems more like your girl's name.

9:20

Channing. For me it's like both

9:22

but I don't know if it's like generationally for them

9:24

they like think of like oh the good looking guy like

9:27

they don't think of his name as his name

9:29

maybe. I don't know. I've been

9:31

seeing a lot of people also a

9:34

lot of UK and British people talking

9:36

about how are freaking

9:38

out about how they're about to get drafted. Like

9:41

I'm not going to war. Like all these

9:43

like Tiktokers are talking about like oh oh

9:45

absolutely not. I'm not getting drafted. Yeah, that's

9:47

if you think I'm going to absolutely

9:50

no. That's

9:52

my. Wait so

9:54

they. What's happening

9:57

on that side. I mean we've had freak outs

9:59

like that where. We thought we were getting drafted.

10:01

Oh, yeah, and all those oh my I love

10:03

those means that was the best Okay, what do

10:05

we got here British military is currently too small

10:07

to respond to the threats emerging in the changing

10:09

world Taking preparatory steps

10:11

to enable placing our societies on

10:13

a war footing when needed are

10:15

now not merely Desirable

10:18

but essential you don't want to say that ooh,

10:20

that's something as a country. You don't want to

10:22

say that Like oh, we are not prepared for

10:24

war People You

10:28

have to say we're locked and loaded baby Let's go and

10:30

then you keep that shit on the hush and you're like

10:34

You're playing kickball or baseball and the whole

10:36

infield is like easy out You

10:43

are Nothing

10:50

more yeah, I want to wear that on

10:52

a shirt easy out Yeah easy out That's

10:57

really funny And

10:59

then the back could just be the outline of

11:01

a field like the baseball That's

11:05

funny, they don't have like enough incentives

11:08

to like join the military out there

11:10

compared I don't know they should give

11:12

them education. I feel like these days Only

11:15

people in the military are people that really really want to be

11:17

in the military Lohanthenie

11:20

and by serve we When

11:24

the whole thing was up, but I was dying it

11:26

was like it's uh, what

11:29

of the week He

11:32

was good. I wonder how he's actually doing remember

11:34

when we met below Anthony's mom was it with

11:36

you or was I with you? I was not

11:38

with I don't remember me. We're at umami burger

11:40

and I remember yes, I was with you. That

11:42

was you Okay. Yeah, I remember we met low

11:45

Anthony's mom and I recognized her immediately Cuz

11:48

like I would see his mom and like

11:50

a lot of just it's on the internet

11:52

in general But yeah, what what are the

11:54

the age requirements for the draft? What is

11:56

it? 18 to 25. Oh once your past 25 Yeah,

12:00

you can't be drafted 18

12:02

to 25. Easy out Easy

12:06

out baby. Yeah, we're good. We

12:08

have nothing to worry about Oh,

12:10

but like you're drafting people that

12:12

literally don't want to be there It's not

12:15

like jury duty where you really don't have to go. No,

12:17

you have if you don't tell you like don't

12:19

go You have to go you literally go to

12:21

prison. All right, but the thing is I'd rather

12:24

be everybody stood strong and was like We're not

12:26

doing it. They literally couldn't put everybody in jail.

12:28

Here's the thing and I

12:30

want to play both sides on this because

12:32

what if our country is actually like in

12:34

real danger And it's like we would we

12:36

all rather just perish or are

12:39

we gonna fight? I would we

12:41

do I'd be like you got us into this mess.

12:43

That's true. You did this Yeah, why don't like the

12:46

main head just duke it out on like the soccer

12:48

field You guys are the ones starting the war and

12:50

then you're gonna pull us in. Yeah It

12:54

seems very childish. Yeah, like just

12:56

that, you know, their arguments are

12:58

totally un-prevented Sorry preventative

13:00

preventative. Yeah, they're sitting there and like

13:02

I bet you if there was arguing

13:05

with the whole world to watch We'd

13:07

all look at each other be like oh This

13:11

is obviously their fault, but this has nothing

13:13

to do with ya. What a crazy concept

13:15

though getting drafted or serving

13:18

just Conversations

13:21

like Presidents

13:23

people that run countries. Yeah Talking

13:26

to each other like it's like

13:28

we represent our podcast and we could talk

13:30

to other podcasters But that is such a

13:32

small little thing that our space that we

13:35

control You're going like what country

13:37

are you represent? Like this is the United

13:39

States of America? Like this is my country

13:41

and I'm speaking on behalf and

13:43

you're just with other people that are running other countries

13:46

It's like that of it bring that

13:48

montage of Trump meeting all the others.

13:50

Are they all considered a president president

13:53

or the other Dictators or ambassadors

13:55

Prime Minister's like meeting with all

13:57

that is like a crazy like

14:00

Crossover it's crazy when you think

14:02

about that's so sweet like a pan montana. What

14:04

are you doing here? Oh my god? Look at it

14:06

together Imagine we imagine

14:08

the four of us had to represent

14:10

this country and we had to make like

14:13

a final decision for something so Important in

14:15

a room full of like other people that

14:17

run other countries. We'd be like same would

14:19

be like what if we just like Like

14:24

how funny He would be

14:26

up there you say all right guys here They

14:31

would be making Leah like last minute get him like

14:33

a new suit like I'd

14:36

be thinking okay Instagram picture like what do I want and

14:38

then I'm gonna want like one like this in

14:41

like a room full of like What

14:46

if we had to testify serving for

14:48

you in Congress though just getting grilled

14:50

about like our podcast Like

14:52

crazy like even I just saw I

14:54

just saw that there's like a case

14:57

I saw the head of like Snapchat

15:00

of Facebook of

15:02

Instagram They're

15:04

all standing there, and they are all being

15:06

questioned about something that's been happening on their

15:09

app yeah realistically

15:12

It's it's really hard to put

15:14

all the blame on like somebody that just

15:17

is the head of an app right? It's

15:19

just tough It's tough. Especially when it comes

15:21

like very specific situations. Yeah, um there I

15:24

saw that parents had children that

15:26

um have been going

15:28

through or going through a lot because

15:30

of just the way the app is Going

15:34

for them you know right right like a

15:36

bullying. It's also weird to like like you're

15:38

saying put the blame on something It's like

15:40

people it's just a time situation driving accident

15:42

and people get killed all the time It's

15:44

like you don't see the

15:46

ceo of Jack Daniels like

15:48

yeah, it's It's

15:51

like you chose to drink you chose to do this

15:53

you chose to do these things like you chose to

15:55

sign up for Facebook you like It's

15:57

kind of at some point people have to take the

16:00

responsibility I feel for their own actions

16:02

and obviously like getting bullied online and

16:04

like things happening is like obviously not

16:06

a good thing But I think it's

16:08

mostly just to scare them into having a sense of accountability Because

16:11

they never want to be in that type of

16:13

position again and then going back. Yeah, like you

16:16

can't stop Oh, I completely

16:18

with you that I I disagree

16:20

with like the line of questioning in the way

16:22

they like frame How

16:24

they like taunt all of those like CEOs in

16:26

front of people people that have like people that

16:28

have right now like eight year Old kids they

16:30

also had phones too. They had like all the

16:33

apps saying you what was happening on the phones

16:35

I'm just surprised that they were willing to just

16:37

give their kid the phone and go Making

16:40

fucking horror. No, no, I know I

16:42

know like horror trades. That's the terrible

16:44

way Big

16:47

in the emo and scene community It

16:50

was a way to get a bunch of friends

16:52

and people would join the whore train And you

16:55

would have these levels and you would put head shots

16:57

and you would code it and every time you clicked

17:00

Someone's name will go add friend add friend add friend.

17:02

It's like a snapchat streaks kind of a thing Matt

17:04

I but I would make those all the time. I'm

17:06

not picturing what you're talking about I know I've seen

17:08

it and I just wish I could see an image

17:10

of Word train of

17:13

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17:15

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19:28

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bunch of babies saving it because they just

19:42

love the baby. We're turning

19:44

that off right now. I can't believe

19:46

13 years old is the age. That's

19:48

way too young. Have an account, have

19:50

a TikTok and an Instagram. And

19:53

it said,

19:55

uh, also, doesn't use any age

19:57

verification tools for signing up. What?

20:00

What grade are you in 13th grade? 13th grade? 13th

20:03

grade? What grade is that? 8th grade going to 9th grade?

20:05

8th, 9th, yeah. Yeah. Then,

20:07

like, when I'm thinking about when I was 8th to 9th, I was... I

20:09

felt old. I was chronically online.

20:11

Like, I knew that everything was... Yeah, I was

20:13

really... Oh, he's... Yeah, I was on my compu...

20:15

I was on my computer every day. I

20:18

was on the computer playing heat, like, still doing,

20:20

like, paint and pinball. Yeah, I didn't, like, do

20:22

anything. You were on... Oh, your parents... You're

20:24

a parent child... I had child lock on

20:26

TV, on the computer, I didn't have a

20:28

phone, and when I did get a phone,

20:30

it did not have an... No, now look

20:32

at you, you made it a career. But,

20:34

you know, look at you now, though. You

20:36

made it a career. Yeah, child lock was

20:38

set on the TV. Like, cable, you could

20:40

not get... You could not bypass that at

20:42

all. I felt like that was heavier security

20:45

than, like, the White House. Like, you were

20:47

not getting through that. And what would piss

20:49

me off is it would, like, somehow block

20:52

something that would be normal, and I

20:54

would be getting so mad that it

20:56

was just, like, for some... Yeah, you

20:59

couldn't watch, like, MTV or

21:01

something, right? Yeah, like, SpongeBob, some... No. It

21:04

was just, like, random things that I was like,

21:06

why is this block? And maybe you would go

21:08

to, like, your grandpa's house, and you would pass

21:10

the adult entertainment on the guide, and it would

21:12

be, like, big breath in jimbo. And you're like,

21:14

what is that? Yeah, just the title. Isn't

21:17

it surprising that they would even

21:20

title it that on the guide

21:22

channel? Just title it, like,

21:24

adult content or something? Well, usually that's

21:26

what it said on the parental

21:28

thing. And even my grandpa's not subscribing

21:31

to those channels, but you would just

21:33

see them. Big, bony busted, busty cops.

21:36

Three. I

21:38

did see a really funny clip, though, like, about the whole

21:41

child lock thing for phones. It was

21:43

Joe Rogan talking about how he

21:45

has one for his child, and

21:48

they wanted to, like, watch something. So

21:50

the kid called the mom in to

21:53

put in the child lock password to

21:55

unlock it for temporary to watch something.

21:58

But what they did was they did a

22:00

screen. recording of the mom

22:02

coming in and putting in the code.

22:05

Real quick, more. So it opened, then they

22:07

saved that whole screen recording and could go

22:09

in and see what the thing was. That's

22:11

the problem. Kids are three steps ahead of

22:13

you. Yeah, they're good. That is genius. That's

22:15

genius. I would never, as an

22:17

adult, ever think of that. And there's

22:19

also a master gesture thing. You know,

22:21

you can record a gesture on a thing.

22:24

There's that. So if you click the

22:26

side button three times, it will perform

22:28

the master gesture and it will do

22:30

the code as well. I'm getting my

22:32

kids jitterbug. Get them the

22:34

jitterbug, jitterbug. You can

22:36

text three friends. The jitterbug. The

22:40

jitterbug. There's a what, three? Firefly, two,

22:42

yeah. It was like the

22:44

three buttons, one for mom, one for dad,

22:46

one for... They still make it. No, it

22:49

wasn't. Was it even the police? No, I

22:51

think the police was. Emergency was your parents.

22:53

You got mom, dad, grandma, grandpa. Imagine

22:56

as a kid you just really needed help. I

22:59

mean, I don't know why you'd be by yourself, but what if you... That's

23:01

why you got the jitterbug on you. Yeah,

23:03

but I'm also like... Imagine you're the one

23:05

kid, everyone got the iPhone and you got

23:07

the fucking jitterbug. Like, people don't forget. People

23:09

will remember that for years. But

23:12

you know what? I'm gonna be the

23:14

really awesome dad. Yeah, you'll be

23:16

like, let's do TikToks together. Blow

23:19

up my account. I'll split you the brand, dude. I'll

23:22

put it in a college fund for you. You

23:24

have to figure out a way to make it

23:26

fun where you can do it

23:28

with your kid or your kid can't wait to do it

23:30

with you. My kid can fill me as much as they

23:33

want. If they like... But

23:35

you'll let your kid have like a full access phone where they

23:37

can do whatever they want. I don't know. I

23:40

get so conflicted with it. It's weird. What

23:42

I find inappropriate and then at the same time

23:44

I want to encourage my kids to tinker with

23:46

things. I feel like the life I had being

23:49

involved in social media was because I was so into

23:51

MySpace and all of that stuff. I

23:55

wouldn't be where I'm at if I wasn't tinkering

23:57

with the world. It all comes

23:59

down to my kids' maturity. If I have a little

24:01

shit kid, I'm like, I don't even trust you on

24:03

the internet. I might have another one where I'm like,

24:06

you're pretty good at this. You know their algorithm

24:08

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24:10

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25:52

you hear the new emojis are coming? Oh,

25:54

no. Another round. A hundred. Let's

25:57

see the best ones. What are the best ones we got coming?

26:00

Okay, you can

26:02

pull them up. We have a head shaking

26:04

and a head nodding. And how

26:06

is that just now happening? I like that. I like

26:09

that one. I like both of

26:11

them. And then we have a lime for the first time. Is that

26:13

a mushroom? Yes, which we already

26:15

have an animasquita mushroom. And we know

26:17

why they did that. Because

26:19

some of us are users. Oh, I thought you

26:22

were about to say a cultural thing. The

26:26

lime one is crazy that hasn't been out yet.

26:28

We got a wheelchair. We got a little... Baby,

26:31

we are all inclusive. I love where

26:33

we're going with this. What's the... I don't

26:35

get the chain. Uh, like the chain has been

26:37

broken. Oh! Like

26:40

I am... free. Yeah, I

26:43

am off the hook. Mariah... Muah!

26:49

I have never used any of those family

26:52

emojis. I just don't like the

26:54

color pattern. I don't like the blue. It reminds me of

26:56

a hospital. It looks like when you first signed up for

26:58

Facebook. I just never understood the

27:00

floating Michael Jackson one in the top left

27:02

corner. What is that? Oh,

27:06

that's Gangnam Style. Is it?

27:08

I don't think that is. Oh, it's not?

27:10

I always thought that was... That's

27:12

also Korean. It's the biggest

27:15

YouTube video in the world. But

27:17

it's a mustache Charlie Chaplin looking

27:19

floating man emoji. What is the

27:21

floating emoji man? The levitating man

27:23

was Walt Hibisco. So

27:26

this must be a Japanese thing. Oh.

27:29

The logo portrays a man in black. No,

27:31

it's not. He's a fictional character. He was based on

27:33

a photograph of Peter Tosh, a former member of the Whalers. Walt

27:35

got his name from an old American bowling shirt.

27:37

Oh, someone paid for that. Literally,

27:40

I've never heard of any of those

27:42

words. I've never heard of Walt Hibisco. Who was it?

27:44

On the morning toast they were talking about how they...

27:47

There's not a red head emoji. Like

27:49

the red head still have not gotten a chain. Is

27:51

there not? Wait, I thought you could change the hair color for

27:53

all of them. There's no red head. You can change

27:55

the skin color not the hair color. You can

27:57

go blonde, brown, black. It.

28:00

A. Why are you got your motives? When

28:02

you do the hand does it reflect your skin

28:04

tone of i'm feeling a little ten a day.

28:06

I do the darker one I i am Caligula

28:09

pell do the. What? Are your parents

28:11

Use. Or like would have said I

28:13

use say most egypt just the scarf or modi.

28:15

oh okay see this but like if she does

28:17

a hand is it a different skin tone the

28:19

i don't think seizes emerges as he sees a

28:22

very like dry like. There's. No

28:24

most and live in Atlanta hurt our my mom

28:26

uses the dip. Mogi is more than anything oh

28:28

my we might as well without my didn't have

28:31

any harm. They actually created her

28:33

own. I'm like, oh, Derek technical and were

28:35

like they're haunted thinking of you got up

28:37

early Are those like Ottoman or like they

28:39

are they're made in the tax app. Are

28:41

you have to like? Is that an opera

28:43

she goes to and gets a maid and

28:45

then she said he didn't there in your

28:47

phone are you bored leagues allies as I'd

28:49

probably marry a larger character and then it

28:51

just like makes all of the different ones.

28:54

Where did you know when you face time you

28:56

can be all these character. All yeah yeah,

28:58

I've I've mistakenly Clay Pluto them yet?

29:00

Me? to. Those crazy and then. I'm

29:02

trying to figure out what words. Trigger it to

29:04

thumbs up that as pops up an hour you

29:06

know I know some apart. So I've talked to

29:09

my sister and we're I'd set of sentence and

29:11

these balloons came out of nowhere and I was

29:13

like what words that I just feel that trigger

29:15

to celebrate find yea excited I was trying to

29:17

do my hands I have no idea what triggers.

29:19

That I couldn't get it to do it again

29:21

so I don't think it will. You're talking about

29:23

with the least one or the confetti for to

29:25

detect no no no no I've ever had sometimes

29:27

like a thumbs up. same would pop up like

29:29

while you're talking him. a must have been amazon

29:31

amount of hunting camp on on on, say on

29:33

on the other and and must have been like

29:35

a mistake but we're not touching it. yeah it's

29:37

it's deathly voice activated. With. That kind of

29:39

worries me that like eyes as he like they wouldn't

29:41

want. They. Signed to be like a

29:44

voice activated. Think of that just means it

29:46

just kind of reminds us that it's like

29:48

somehow is being recorded or yeah, they're just.

29:51

Actively was yeah so I feel like this

29:53

is not a good idea for them to

29:55

do the oh triggers. Heart. Shape

29:57

using both hands sums up

29:59

to them that single them

30:01

down to times. Dance. Whoa.

30:05

There's no way that were other

30:07

balloons. Victory p Simon with one hand

30:09

I must or did I probably did

30:11

this. You're. Not a peace sign.

30:14

Turner listener, our sarcastic. Like. Oh.

30:17

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30:19

that our. Oh my gosh,

30:22

that's scary. How doesn't hurt that after

30:24

we tested or for the on one the main

30:26

it's probably like the same of like. Only

30:28

tic toc filter. But under the

30:30

like a bit of a doesn't like I've been on be

30:33

some. For forever.

30:35

And I've never. I feel like I've done

30:37

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30:39

made the update where they can adjust your

30:41

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30:43

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30:45

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30:47

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33:00

made me want to take a dip in

33:02

my pool with nothing

33:04

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33:06

thing. Did you read about that? David's

33:09

getting his Apple Vision

33:11

Pros today. He pre-ordered it the second it

33:14

came out, or the second it was available.

33:16

Arriving today. I've seen it. It

33:18

seems like I've watched

33:20

a little bit of iJustine and

33:22

Marcus Brownlee's reviews of it. I

33:28

think it's something where everyone's going to buy, or

33:30

it's going to be such a hot thing, and

33:32

it's going to be immediately just put on the

33:34

side, just like everything else that we've had. It's

33:37

too invasive. Not invasive. What's the

33:39

word? It's cumbersome. It's just

33:41

too much. It's not

33:43

small enough, simple enough. It's

33:46

a whole thing. It's the whole thing you've

33:48

got to put on your head. It's just not comfortable.

33:50

It doesn't seem comfortable to me. I feel like I'm

33:52

about to go to Big Bear. About a ski. To

33:56

me, I'm already uncomfortable when I have to put all that

33:58

shit on before I go ski. Why do

34:00

I want to sit in my living room?

34:02

It's also like a pound, I think. It's

34:05

heavy. I heard that it's a little heavy

34:07

where after a while you're like, this doesn't

34:09

like, your head has never been used to

34:11

having something this heavy. And $3,500 is ridiculous.

34:16

It's $3,500? I thought it was $2,500. That's

34:20

ridiculous. And the games don't

34:22

even look that good. I don't know. I saw some

34:24

clip of I Just Seen and she was like DJing,

34:26

like pulling out vinyl records and mix it. And I

34:29

was like, Oculus looks much better than that. These

34:32

aren't worth it. Let me see. I put it on. Maybe

34:35

I should go see you like, whoa. Whoa.

34:40

But it's so interesting. But does

34:42

the music come into the? It

34:46

plays somewhere from it. I think it

34:48

has some sort of Bluetooth speaker. OK.

34:50

I have to. Right. But

34:53

if you have it on, can I hear what you're doing? I

34:55

guess it's similar to the Oculus. They probably have like

34:57

transparent. They have different settings, just like AirPods would. I

35:00

think they're scanning your eyes. Yeah, it's

35:02

all retina. Retina scan. It's like clear. It's

35:05

clear when you go to the, what's it

35:08

called, airport. Mariah. And they scan your eyes.

35:10

I think they're trying to scan everybody's eyes.

35:12

They have enough information off my phone. That

35:14

amount of detail I put in my phone,

35:16

it's pretty much. That's why FaceTime, they were making it

35:18

look like you're looking at the camera so they can scan it.

35:22

Did we talk about how you can't do the clear

35:24

eye scan on the podcast? What do you mean?

35:27

The airport thing? Yeah. So we have trouble

35:29

with it every time. It won't recognize

35:31

her eyes because of the color of her

35:33

eyes. Oh, it changes color?

35:35

They have to like. Yeah, I'm not like a pick

35:37

me, but my eyes change. My

35:39

eyes change from like green to brown. Why would

35:42

that be a big change? They try to scan

35:44

the eyes like three times, and then they finally

35:46

come over and they're like, OK, you have to

35:48

do the fingerprint. Why does clear do it based

35:50

on eyes when they should, the way our phone

35:52

can unlock it by just knowing what our face

35:54

looks like? Clear should just do that. Maybe because

35:56

the system, because I think clear has been out

35:59

before, like FaceTime. idea. Gain weight, lose

36:01

weight. Yeah, your eyes pretty much stay

36:03

the same I feel like. Yeah,

36:05

your eyes always do the same. Except for yours, pick me.

36:08

That's why I was like, I'm not

36:10

gonna be a pick me because people make

36:12

fun of girls that are like, no, they

36:14

change color depending on what I'm wearing. But

36:16

that's true. What color do your eyes

36:18

change from? They're hazel, so they

36:21

look greener. I think my dad has those

36:23

eyes where it changes from a hazel to like

36:25

a brown. It's like brown or green. So they

36:27

look darker, they look lighter. Yeah. And then I

36:29

got the shit stain. I

36:32

don't know where I got that from. Your

36:34

family has like blue, blue eyes. My

36:37

grandparents have blue eyes. My brother has

36:40

green eyes. Blue eyes. It

36:43

looks like gray. It is. It's not like

36:45

a, it's

36:48

very crystallized grayish blue. Yeah. Some

36:50

people have just like pure like,

36:53

yeah, mine are like edgy. Like, you know what I

36:55

scare me or you know what eyes I always see. I

36:58

don't, I feel like on guys, especially where every time I

37:00

see, I just can't take him seriously is a green eyes.

37:02

Have you ever seen like guys on TikTok

37:04

and they're just like, yeah,

37:07

they're like relying on their eyes

37:09

to be like the moneymaker. They're

37:11

really looking. What are

37:13

we looking for? I think it's like that

37:15

if you have green eyes with dark hair

37:17

because my brother has green eyes with blonde

37:19

hair. No, he's bald. Well, now he's bald.

37:23

No, he's bald. Honey, he's bald. Let

37:25

his ass off with that. He's bald.

37:27

He's bald. He's all eyes. But

37:30

he used to have like just really long, like just

37:32

bleach blonde hair with green eyes. And

37:35

it was, it wasn't

37:37

intimidating at all. Like, he could never, you know, it

37:39

was just like, well, you

37:44

were beautiful. Like, it was really pretty.

37:46

Or like the, it's like the

37:48

mixed guys with green eyes. Like they know they

37:50

won and they're showing it.

37:53

That's what I meant to say. Not, not

37:56

that you can't take him seriously. It's just that you

37:58

know, they know. Yeah,

38:00

like dark hair like the tan

38:02

skin and the green eyes. Yeah, and

38:04

and then most likely perfect white teeth

38:07

Yeah, that's why I bleach my hair

38:09

because like I feel like I need something on my

38:11

body. I'm just spicy What

38:16

do you do for quick? Oh one day? I just want to Guys

38:21

some of them are looking really good realistic the

38:23

color. Yeah, I got better I like enhancers on

38:25

like if you have a color but like people

38:27

have like brown eyes and they want it to

38:29

look like blue But

38:35

all respected that's what makes you happy but like

38:37

I know you're wearing The outline

38:39

it's not like filled in proper like it

38:41

doesn't doing anything crazy for your hair for Coachella

38:44

You always do something either bleach blonde a color.

38:46

Oh, just I'm just gonna bleach probably

38:48

I don't do anything crazy anymore I think

38:50

I'm skipping Coachella this year. Yeah Wow. I

38:52

think I'm gonna go to South Korea Patricia

38:55

nine really well cuz I got a

38:58

Lineup what to go there? No North

39:01

Korea Well,

39:06

like I don't know the light up I'm not like that crazy about

39:08

and then I started looking at the numbers like oh my God to

39:10

go buy tickets you gotta buy the house and it's still like I've

39:13

done Coachella now like nine times I'm

39:15

just I don't know I just would

39:17

rather spend that money and go there

39:19

rather than also if we still go to

39:21

Coachella and then to South Korea That's a more

39:23

expensive year traveling. So I

39:26

don't know unless a brand opportunity comes up

39:28

But yeah, I'm planning on and it's not

39:30

like I feel like it's a good excuse

39:32

to take like take advantage of like everybody

39:34

Like you know, no work is being done.

39:36

Yeah All the content

39:38

is still like kind of the same. Yeah, it

39:40

might be exciting seeing it from the outside perspective

39:43

Yeah, like I just don't think I'm gonna have that

39:45

much FOMO. I don't know but I don't know Patricia

39:47

I brought it up when they was like, what if

39:50

we just skipped and did Korea she goes? Yes

39:53

Yeah, I genuinely don't think it'll

39:55

be like something like a big FOMO

39:57

fest. No, they're still trying to

39:59

sell tickets That's crazy to me That's

40:02

in normally it sells out that day But

40:04

you don't think that they've maybe bought more

40:06

tickets or they have more tickets available. They

40:08

made it bigger. Yeah I

40:11

don't know. I can't wait until we're talking about Coachella

40:14

like we talk about Woodstock like my parents are

40:16

like yeah Like we're gonna

40:18

be like remember Coachella, but something I feel like something crazy

40:22

Horrible don't horrible. I love looking

40:24

at past years of like who's performed and like

40:26

seeing how I know we did it one time

40:28

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Makes me want to hook up with you All

41:54

right. Oh, I got a fake

41:56

tooth Now after you

41:58

know, I got my low-prise possession right

42:01

here. Yeah, you're so rotting

42:03

in its case. But

42:05

it looks so like, it

42:08

looks crooked. All

42:11

right, just look at my feet. It's not real.

42:13

Oh my god. Doesn't it look like the tooth

42:15

should be straight, but it's turned? Like

42:19

it looks like it just spun. In

42:23

place. Did they put it upside down? No, no, it's glued.

42:25

It looks like they put it upside down. But doesn't

42:27

it look like it's like this? Probably

42:29

moving and it may fall out too. Like do not.

42:31

No, no, no, no, it's been like that. It was

42:34

like that since day one. I think that was just

42:36

the way like you want it. It's just temporary. Don't

42:38

chew any. It just feels like there's

42:41

an M&M right here. And

42:43

I'm just, and because it's,

42:46

what he did in the tooth was he didn't, it's

42:48

not just one. What he did was he had

42:50

to shave the other two down. One

42:52

of them was also, was already working out, so that was easier

42:54

for him. He had to shave the other tooth down so he

42:56

could put this like bridge. Three tooth

42:59

bridge over it, which now

43:01

I can't like get into my gaps on that tooth.

43:03

So whenever I get a floss, I forget and I

43:05

go through and it just completely snaps in half. So

43:08

I have to like with a toothlet like get from

43:11

the top. Oh, you have to like thread it. Yeah, it

43:14

sucks. It's like hurting every day. Like

43:17

I still feel numb. And I told you that I don't

43:19

know if I said it on the podcast, but you know

43:21

that I, Your

43:23

obsessed? Yeah, the doctor told me that like, if

43:26

I just like let it go for another like

43:29

three months, I could have just like died, which

43:31

is crazy. That's

43:33

crazy. I looked at him like, that's insane, right?

43:35

He's like, yeah, it's pretty insane. I'll like a lot

43:37

of people die like that. It's just like, it's not

43:39

like, it's not heavily told to people

43:42

that like, hey, if you have something wrong in

43:44

your tooth, you have abscess, just get it checked

43:46

out. Cause there's times where it doesn't hurt, right?

43:48

It gets to the point where it just stops

43:51

hurting kind of like me, right? Remember it like

43:53

hurt and then it just stops hurting. That's

43:56

when it's like really dangerous. That's when it's deep. It's

43:58

deep and it's just like, just making its

44:00

way up to your brain. Insanity!

44:03

I would imagine going

44:06

out like that. How'd

44:08

your son die? Ru Canel

44:10

gone, just went up to

44:13

his brain, didn't wake up. Hmm,

44:16

embarrassing. Like dying of a peanut allergy.

44:19

It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. Somebody actually recently

44:21

just died from a peanut allergy. It felt

44:24

really bad man. Was it like how? Did they

44:26

not have an EpiPen near them? Or like died?

44:29

Oh I saw that. It was

44:31

a misinformed label

44:33

on food. It didn't mention peanuts.

44:36

Oh wow. On packaging? The

44:38

family suing, yeah. Do you know what

44:40

it was? A cookie or something like that? I don't remember.

44:43

And then a restaurant I get, but like. Keith

44:45

Lee almost had like a

44:48

really bad accident. It

44:50

was like a shellfish allergy I believe.

44:53

One of his like cooking or like eating

44:55

videos from like the restaurants. Oh yeah. He

44:57

like specifically asked, he's like this

45:00

wasn't cooked with anything that had like shellfish right?

45:02

And they're like no we clean out and change

45:04

things and sure not he had

45:07

to like be rushed to the hospital. Yeah

45:09

a couple people right now they're saying don't

45:11

eat oysters in California and I think Texas

45:13

too. Because they get a lot of the

45:15

oysters from the Baja Peninsula of Mexico and

45:17

they're having the warmest waters that they've had

45:19

in a very long time and then that's

45:21

causing. Is that because of the Baja blast?

45:23

I think

45:25

it's the El Nino maybe? I

45:28

don't know. The wind coming in

45:30

from the southeastern seaboard. There we

45:32

go right there. Pulling in. Shellfish

45:34

is like crab and shrimp and

45:36

lobster right? That's shellfish. Any

45:39

crustaceans. So interesting that it's like

45:41

but salmon is fine when you

45:43

have a shellfish allergy. Right.

45:45

What is it? Mike

45:48

you know he keeps kosher he can't have

45:50

any shellfish as well like part of his

45:52

religion. So interesting. Some

45:54

of our viewed as like crustaceans or

45:56

bugs or like they are like a

45:58

different type of species. of uh

46:01

yeah it would be like it is a religious thing it's

46:03

um they're viewed as like just the

46:06

lowest of the lot of beaters

46:08

yeah are you are you are

46:10

you allergic to anything bullshit food

46:12

wise yeah no huh okay

46:14

are you no are you

46:17

i'm not yeah no i've never done

46:19

an allergy test but i've never

46:22

had like a nothing where i've there's one time i

46:24

got hives on my stomach which is pretty bad but

46:26

i had i feel like i had a feeling it

46:28

was like detergent that like never got washed completely off

46:30

my shirt yeah that happened but that's like the only

46:32

time i've ever gotten an allergic reaction but like i

46:34

always i'm always thankful for that like every

46:36

time someone asks me any allergies i'm just

46:38

like i always say and i i appreciate

46:40

it i think my mom's allergic to penicillin

46:43

oh that's kind of serious or like

46:46

wait penicillin like uh yeah an antibiotic

46:48

yeah i think she's allergic to penicillin

46:51

oh i went i went oh insulin

46:54

well you know like diabetes cut it out you

46:57

were gonna write it down that's your pen every time my

46:59

brain i have to go that's not insulin

47:03

yeah every time i think i think florida or

47:05

am i thinking peninsula wait oh my god she

47:07

can't be around water three

47:10

sides wait am i thinking of

47:12

a moxacillin a moxacillin is also

47:14

an antibiotic that's an antibiotic too

47:16

yeah yeah penicillin is an antibiotic

47:18

as well some sort of medicine okay patricia's

47:20

allergic to strawberries but it's not like

47:22

she she's gonna go to the hospital

47:24

but she'll break out but she like

47:27

dances with it like i

47:29

love people that are allergic but they do it

47:31

they like it so much people dancing with their

47:33

allergies like that kind of exciting we were at

47:35

an airport and we went to a chilies and

47:37

she was like i'm gonna have this strawberry mojito

47:39

and i'm like no you're not no

47:41

you're not we're about to get on strawberries and

47:44

the waitress was like honey he's looking out for

47:46

you i wouldn't get it look she's allergic to

47:48

strawberries she can have strawberry flavored things but like

47:50

real strawberries real strawberries but i'm like

47:52

still don't even if it's like strawberry

47:54

syrup don't take it like let's not

47:57

risk it it's crazy that there's so many other

47:59

objects she's just like it's like

48:01

the forbidden fruit like I

48:03

don't want it but

48:06

it's like yeah she's not gonna die there's a

48:08

risk like am I gonna get it am I

48:10

not I just the thing is she'll like do

48:12

it and then she's like oh my god my

48:14

high I'm like now we're talking about this for

48:16

the next two hours why did you stop me

48:19

I think I might be allergic to mango

48:21

because when I eat mango my mouth gets

48:23

super tingly no he you are allergic you're

48:25

allergic to dark tequila yeah dark that's right

48:29

I talked about you and your tequila

48:31

allergy pretty often like people when they

48:33

bring up tequila like oh it breaks me out

48:35

I go I have a friend it's dark tequila

48:37

yeah yeah I always I always forget that I

48:39

have that I always think about that though every

48:41

time dark tequila comes out I always I think

48:43

like I avoided it for so long

48:45

and like I was aware of it I

48:47

just like I guess I think about like food allergies

48:49

is like eating something but look

48:51

up what it is about dark tequila that I

48:54

think it's something with the

48:56

aging process in the barrel oh

48:58

right because there's like steel barrels

49:00

or it's something like that like

49:02

the but there's two different types

49:04

there's on yay ho and reposado

49:06

correct I can't remember which one

49:08

I can't do I

49:11

think it seems like clear reposado

49:13

because reposado is like smoky right

49:16

that's a mess cow oh shit what do I know

49:19

when you order tequila at a bar

49:21

I know you don't drink but

49:23

when you go like what kind of tequila do

49:25

you want to go just the house tequila

49:27

is the house tequila normally dark tequila it's normally

49:30

silver it's normally house tequila

49:32

yeah normally yeah I'd

49:34

never I just would always say clear like

49:37

no matter what yeah I'm

49:39

always ordering for Patricia but it depends how much

49:41

like I like her in the moment and I

49:43

like Casa me goes I just like just the

49:45

house I've all and I've honestly I have not

49:47

been ordering anything house when I go to a

49:49

bar I would just get like a specific brand

49:51

that I just know of because house house tequila

49:53

is normally like just the cheapest cheapest options they

49:56

have and normally those cheap cheap

49:58

options like are the ones that give you like

50:00

those like serious headaches. Oh my gosh.

50:02

Yesterday I was just telling Heath, I

50:04

know I was never a drinker but

50:07

I did like have drinks. Yeah.

50:09

But I told him I was like

50:11

it's almost been a year since I even had a sip

50:13

of alcohol. Like even when I wasn't drinking if someone was

50:15

like can you try this I would like sip it like

50:17

fine whatever. But I said I haven't

50:19

even had a sip and I was like nope.

50:22

I was proud of myself not like I was an alcoholic

50:24

but like I was just like cool whatever. Yeah. Last

50:27

night when we were out

50:29

I said could I get a Shirley Temple and

50:32

she looked at me the bartender and she was

50:34

like like no alcohol. I was

50:36

like yes thank you and she

50:38

just looked at me and it took her like

50:40

the whole night to make me my Shirley Temple

50:43

I freaking took a sip and it was alcohol. Oh.

50:46

I thought she was kind of being

50:49

nasty like yeah no like almost like

50:51

a sarcastic. Me and Todd were ordering

50:53

Diet Cokes all night. It shouldn't have

50:55

been a problem for her to. She

50:58

was so confused. Maybe she liked her

51:00

and then you would have like broken

51:02

your sobriety. That's like when Heath and

51:04

Kristen were doing the bet who can't eat meat the

51:06

longest. And then they gave me the wrong

51:08

burrito. They gave him a meat burrito when he said

51:10

no and he took a bite.

51:13

I didn't swallow it. I spit it back out

51:15

because I was like I just said hours ago

51:17

that I didn't take a sip of alcohol.

51:19

It's funny because we're not pissed that

51:21

there's alcohol and we're pissed that I

51:23

could have been somebody that was

51:25

like a sober and I've been sober.

51:27

What if that triggered me to like

51:29

start up again? Yeah and then we

51:31

could have started drinking. Forget it. I'm

51:34

so excited for Coachella. I'm going woof.

51:37

Right we should. Since I'm not drinking

51:39

and you're not drinking we should like

51:41

let's ease into it for Coachella. Let's

51:44

see who could go the longest without it. Be

51:47

careful with those damn those metal little water

51:49

bottles they give you at Coachella when you

51:51

turn that off. What metal?

51:53

What metal? Like the aluminum. Yeah.

51:56

When you open those that sharp metal.

52:00

Well, it was my first drink at Coachella and it

52:02

cut my finger open like that. What?

52:04

Just be careful when you open up those

52:06

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really love you. So what's your plan?

53:27

Like what have you been doing this week? Like

53:29

what's your... What have I been doing

53:31

this week? Did you celebrate this morning? Uh,

53:33

with Groundhog Day? Yeah. It

53:35

would have been at 4.30 in the morning. So no. I

53:37

feel like you used to wake up first of all. If

53:40

you guys want to come, I'm having a small Groundhog get

53:42

together at my place today from 8

53:44

to 10. It's a pregame. Do you

53:46

have a live Groundhog? Yeah. Are

53:48

there Groundhogs there? I bought a bunch of

53:50

Groundhog decorations. Matt, here's the thing. What

53:53

would a Kardashian, when you think about a party, what

53:55

would a Kardashian do? They would have a live area.

53:57

And then take it and then scale it down

53:59

by 90%. I should have played for

54:01

groundhog day better this year because I realized a

54:03

week before I go oh my god It's on a

54:05

Friday. I gotta do something. Yeah, but I would

54:07

have ordered a bunch of fake turf and rolled it

54:09

throughout the house Ground

54:18

games whack-a-mole twister like anything

54:20

or no Matt

54:22

you should hire her for your next party

54:24

I would have done it on the Sunday

54:27

My favorite day of the week I would have done it so what

54:30

was the what was the it's a

54:32

early spring Wow Wow What does that

54:34

mean that it's it that's usually

54:36

the more celebratory one people always wanted to be an

54:38

early spring So it's gonna be a good year Tani

54:41

family punks the Tani family they

54:44

believe that just well He's

54:46

but the thing that's crazy to me is he's only

54:48

been right 40% of the time in the last 10

54:50

years And it's like I

54:52

was only right 40% of the time

54:55

it would be like okay I wish I put

54:57

money on it this year last night. There was a

54:59

guy who was like about to be bad on it

55:01

Yeah, and this is my theory

55:03

and I hate like spoiling it I genuinely

55:05

think it's it's the morale of the day

55:08

because it's on a Friday. They're gonna have

55:10

like 20 30,000 people there They

55:13

want to give those people a good day Cuz

55:15

I was there on a Saturday and it was an

55:17

early spring if it's on a Wednesday or Tuesday and

55:19

hardly anybody's there It's a late winter my

55:22

theory. Mmm. Are y'all going to the Super

55:24

Bowl? No I would love to I

55:26

just well It's like I'm always back and forth like

55:28

in my head like that'd be so fun But I

55:31

just feel like it would just be so

55:33

chaotic You can like you can't get any

55:35

drinks. You can't get any food. You can't

55:37

like you it's just well I bet the

55:39

I bet it's pretty good the service, but

55:41

it's I can't imagine spending like $20,000

55:44

for like a ticket and I gotta be like I gotta

55:46

get to this damn venue Imagine

55:48

the traffic and you're like I've missed the

55:50

first quarter and I've already spent 20 thousand

55:52

dollars The group down where Jonah

55:54

was like hey anybody know where you can buy a

55:57

box for the Super Bowl we're like sure Jonah What

55:59

do you mean? Yeah, do you have do

56:01

you have two million dollars to put down?

56:03

Yeah It

56:07

was such a wild text and software I thought he

56:09

was like trolling us I was like, bro Are you

56:11

are you for you for real right now? It's like

56:13

the boxes that are down on the sideline Have you

56:16

seen them? They look like clubs. Yeah To

56:18

me those boxes so much more fun than the top ones

56:21

like you're you just being right on that field I

56:23

can't see much. That's the only thing you can't see

56:25

much but like you're in it. It's just like to

56:27

me It feels like you're in the game 700 it's

56:29

seven hundred thousand dollars for the box, but I'm

56:31

always oh, that's it Is that well, that's what

56:33

I saw in take that okay and

56:38

But I'm always curious like if you buy the

56:40

box for seven hundred thousand dollars Does that include

56:42

everyone's ticket to the game in that box? I

56:44

think you got a certain amount of people you

56:46

get like a certain amount who would be those

56:49

20 people? Yeah In general

56:51

I can't I'm also so curious obviously it's

56:53

a bunch of rich people who are buying

56:55

those seats Yeah, are those people who are

56:57

from Kansas City and from no you

56:59

could be anybody you get you could be a big brand

57:01

you could be Yeah You're

57:04

saying like how many locals so is it all the

57:06

rich people in Kansas City are like buy the tickets

57:08

or is it all? Like the rich guys of Vegas

57:11

who are like by the tank and it's not only

57:13

like you'll be surprised There's a lot a lot of

57:15

them are already bought already every year, right? So there's

57:17

there's certain there's certain companies certain brands certain people that

57:19

are just so loaded where like I'm buying it for

57:22

every Super Bowl game Don't get like I've already bought

57:24

it out. I just want to perform at the halftime

57:26

show really Who would you want it? Who would you

57:28

want to perform a side by like for what artists?

57:31

I would have loved to do JLo or Justin

57:33

Bieber Rihanna seems like it would have been

57:35

called Rihanna would have been Absolutely sick. I

57:38

would have a jacket Well,

57:41

I mean that's like one of the best choreographers, but that that

57:43

was insane I want to do I want to

57:45

do Coachella or Super Bowl. I just don't I

57:47

just don't think I'm gonna be able to I

57:49

think Coachella is very um is very

57:52

what's the word doable achievable for

57:54

you to it's just hard like

57:56

I'm not Simon's my agent anymore. I

57:58

don't have that connection to audition Why

58:01

do I feel like it's all through connection though?

58:03

What if we- most of it is. What if

58:05

we try to find a party Where somebody and

58:07

that does Coachella concerts

58:09

is that and then we just like really try

58:12

to get you connected and um

58:14

and We

58:16

try to get you in because I think it's all about connection.

58:18

I don't think it's like audition process or it's like Rarely audition

58:21

process. It's like half and half like if you know the choreographer

58:23

and the choreographer is like I know dancers that are gonna kill

58:25

this Let me do them with Doja Cat or whoever It

58:28

just depends but I do know most of these

58:30

choreographers, so I'm just like would you do Doja Cat?

58:32

I know she's- no. No. She's a- sorry.

58:36

She's a devil! Mariah

58:39

up there. Mariah up

58:41

there. Hahahaha Hahahaha

58:45

Hahahaha It's

58:49

like one time I'm able to book something and they're like, but you

58:51

gotta do Doja Cat like- Doja Cat, she's a devil We're

58:53

actually gonna have you dressed as Satan coming on I'm

58:57

just- oh, but if Justin Bieber

58:59

comes out with Usher this year I

59:02

bet he would. Justin Bieber posted in the studio.

59:04

He did. Oh. And

59:06

he hasn't performed in two years. For sure I

59:08

think he'll come out because he's also- yeah He's

59:10

not on a- he's not on a publicity tour

59:13

for an album or anything. Right, nothing. That's the

59:15

time when you do this super thing. Mariah, I

59:17

didn't know you were a big Justin Bieber fan

59:19

like that. She's a believer. Who's

59:21

Justin Bieber? Justin Bieber.

59:23

Justin's Groundhog. Do you know that

59:25

video of him where like Kid LaRoy is like

59:28

on stage and he's on the side and he's

59:30

like drunk He's like, and I don't know the

59:32

words and that's crazy He's

59:34

so- I can't. He's so fucking cool sometimes. Yeah,

59:36

he's just cool. Ugh. Yeah,

59:39

I was like in his music video. Umm. Hahahaha

59:45

Okay perfect. But we should just like move on, you know?

59:47

I don't wanna- I don't wanna- I don't wanna get into

59:49

it. Oh, I always forget that. I'm the most obnoxious person

59:52

at a party when that comes on. I was like, that's

59:54

my old roommate. I know him! If

59:56

there's any Super Bowl connections, then why can this

59:58

please- understudy even

1:00:00

if I just learn the choreo and I don't go

1:00:02

on stage I've come on they missed still hands

1:00:04

on the coolest I genuinely forget that I'm in that

1:00:07

every time every time we hear the song just like

1:00:09

wait that's really that's really crazy does that song

1:00:11

have like a billion views it's a very very

1:00:14

popular song and the music videos of the credits

1:00:16

it's like I hate the credits they're getting

1:00:23

all these like cringy moments I'm like fuck like

1:00:26

just cringy bloopers oh

1:00:28

my god I did audition for Justin Bieber's

1:00:31

tour years ago got cut the

1:00:33

first round right you know right you know what I

1:00:35

should have done I should have like snuck you

1:00:39

into that that that music

1:00:41

that was way too intimate I would have not know

1:00:44

this is no it wasn't though this is like

1:00:46

a tough question or you didn't

1:00:48

get it at all what do you

1:00:50

think I nailed the audition and I didn't get

1:00:52

it yes you did yo yo

1:00:54

my cousin will leopard is

1:00:57

anyway when

1:01:00

you when you didn't get it do you feel like

1:01:03

it's not I wasn't the look

1:01:05

they were looking for do you feel like you didn't

1:01:07

hit the beat as hard enough your style what do

1:01:09

you why you didn't get it I don't think I'm

1:01:11

good enough oh I think you're good

1:01:13

a good dancer I can't imagine like looking

1:01:15

at my ideas going not good enough it

1:01:18

just sucks because there are hundreds of just

1:01:20

dancer it was an 800 person audition and

1:01:22

they made everybody wear black and no other color

1:01:24

so you couldn't stand out they probably didn't even

1:01:26

look at me I was in the back they

1:01:28

probably didn't look at me and they just picked

1:01:30

the people that the thing is when we went

1:01:33

to the audition when they have 800

1:01:35

people and they're telling you what to wear you

1:01:38

know it's just for like footage they

1:01:40

already had their dancers oh but

1:01:43

it's still like a cool experience in an

1:01:45

audition who do you who do you look

1:01:48

at do you look at like the person judging like

1:01:50

yeah or do you just like look no

1:01:53

they want they want eye contact if you're looking if

1:01:55

you look down at all or you're looking at

1:01:57

yourself they're like cut and they want your they want

1:01:59

your smile to like is there like a certain

1:02:01

way you should look up because there's people

1:02:03

that book it that aren't

1:02:06

great dancers they can learn choreo

1:02:08

but they're not fantastic it's this

1:02:10

that sells it yeah just like is

1:02:12

it hard not to like mouth the

1:02:14

lyrics or do you just have to

1:02:16

count in your head or you like very

1:02:18

it's very hard

1:02:21

like you'll you'll throw in like some words

1:02:23

once in a while but some it depends

1:02:25

on who's judging some people hate lip-syncing some

1:02:27

people are fine with it it depends on

1:02:29

who's judging I feel like I wouldn't be able to control

1:02:31

it I would be especially

1:02:35

for dancing with it yeah the only thing

1:02:37

that saved me as at auditions was my

1:02:39

tricks oh like but

1:02:41

there's people that hate tricks there's people that

1:02:43

are like you're too old to be doing everyone

1:02:47

doing the same routine okay

1:02:56

and let's see your tricks behind the

1:02:59

judges that levitate can make him remember

1:03:10

you if I was a judge and I was

1:03:12

looking at 100 and somebody just took

1:03:14

my every other be like all

1:03:16

of higher oak is really funny and then it

1:03:18

like breaks and

1:03:22

you're like and what's

1:03:24

the higher a personality higher they're gonna make

1:03:26

everybody alive maybe you can make everybody laugh

1:03:31

squirting flower I do

1:03:35

like a botchy style the ketchup

1:03:43

that would really make me

1:03:45

stand out she has

1:03:49

she has a trick plan it's like the deck of

1:03:51

cards but she for this he has it if she

1:03:53

does it 52

1:04:00

pick up Quarters

1:04:10

anyway somebody please give me

1:04:12

a job. I'll do for free. Yeah anybody

1:04:14

knows anything just get her in even like

1:04:16

a Instagram

1:04:19

skit or something made background

1:04:22

answer something like that Oh Right

1:04:25

now Tate McCrae is huge. You know who she is.

1:04:27

Yeah, I feel like why don't you just DM

1:04:29

her the thing is called tape Very

1:04:34

possible with her to DM her well she

1:04:37

started off as a dancer Yeah, like

1:04:39

one of the best dancers in the country when she was

1:04:42

a kid how old is she she like 20 right?

1:04:44

Yeah, she's young. It's weird when you're like in

1:04:46

your 30s, and there's these new pop stars You're

1:04:48

like oh, I think you're like that's like it's

1:04:50

something like a child. Yeah Something

1:04:52

like Britney Spears was like 15. Yeah, people

1:04:54

are looking at her Yeah, when

1:04:56

she was getting big she was 15.

1:04:58

Yeah, Britney Spears whoa Like

1:05:01

hit me baby one more time if she's like 16 get

1:05:04

out of here. Yeah, no

1:05:06

way yeah, which is so like

1:05:14

Spears was like my goal to dance with when I was

1:05:16

younger she always had a cut of

1:05:18

the same group of dancers Yeah, that's like Justin Bieber.

1:05:20

He has the same group She looked so much older

1:05:22

like just even her like her demean I think it

1:05:24

was 15 15 in that oh my gosh This

1:05:28

it's Britney bitch her look was

1:05:31

the perfect like 90s Yeah,

1:05:33

she's like literally 90s So I mean like

1:05:35

watch old videos of Britney Spears when she's

1:05:37

like at her like pee and she's just

1:05:39

rehearsing with her like yeah Oh good answers,

1:05:41

and she's just like enjoying herself. Yeah, man

1:05:43

She was so sorry just to think some

1:05:46

of her any of you she was like

1:05:48

the sweetest person I wanted to be her

1:05:50

I'll never forget all I wanted was the

1:05:52

Britney Spears CD for Chris And

1:05:55

my grandma got me Christina

1:05:57

Aguilera, and I like didn't talk to

1:05:59

her for like year I went in a bottle

1:06:01

I would argue oh my god I want

1:06:03

baby mad did you want baby one more

1:06:05

time CD cuz that one had the poster of

1:06:07

her I had that on my wall she

1:06:09

was I was I was devastated

1:06:12

it was a different different

1:06:14

type though Christina Aguilera though man I'm

1:06:16

a genie in a bottle baby come and rub

1:06:18

me the right way honey and she's in the

1:06:20

sand and she's like we had

1:06:22

no business thing in that

1:06:24

six that's crazy there would be

1:06:26

Christina Aguilera commercials I remember there

1:06:29

was like get genie in a

1:06:31

bottle she was with a Pepsi

1:06:33

commercial right or was that somebody else

1:06:36

oh no that was Kendall no stop

1:06:38

the war no before the 1900s but with I mean

1:06:40

1900s but we know this is a long time ago

1:06:42

when Christina

1:06:47

Aguilera though did dirty and she's like in

1:06:49

that that boxing ring she's like oh I

1:06:51

want to get tired I was like I

1:06:54

love the way that was shot I just saw

1:06:57

that recently yeah wow

1:06:59

I saw somebody else bad baby I love

1:07:01

that what did

1:07:03

you do it like this and you do it like that

1:07:05

in the box ring ring yeah yeah where

1:07:07

is she come back with a here is

1:07:09

that baby pregnant Rihanna

1:07:11

Rihanna the Super Bowl let's see

1:07:14

some content yeah let's use the music

1:07:16

that baby bad baby doing Super Bowl

1:07:18

I do it like this what's

1:07:21

she gonna name her baby catch

1:07:24

me cashmere

1:07:26

I was just about to say

1:07:28

that aside aside aside good baby

1:07:34

aside is a beautiful is a beautiful

1:07:36

name I say Marie oh if I

1:07:39

kid that puts the name on our

1:07:41

test and the teacher miss well apostrophe

1:07:44

over the eye please I say is when

1:07:46

that is gorgeous

1:07:48

I really is I

1:07:50

love that right it's

1:07:53

a little too celebrity but

1:07:55

I need

1:07:58

to take a shit I don't know

1:08:00

if I should do it. I just did. First time I've

1:08:02

ever taken a mid-podcast poo. Yeah, no, this is my first

1:08:04

time too. It was a good coffee. Because it's early. It's

1:08:06

early in the day. It is. I haven't

1:08:08

done my morning routine yet. I also have not

1:08:11

brushed my teeth yet. Really? Because

1:08:14

I just woke up. Remember, like, you walked in, I was just

1:08:16

getting out of bed, and I was like, I have no time

1:08:18

to do anything. I just gotta eat real quick and hop in

1:08:20

the stew. Hop in the stew. Hop in the stew. Yeah, I

1:08:22

don't know. I just, like, it's just, God, my days are just

1:08:24

so booked and busy. I

1:08:26

just have no time. I get it. You

1:08:29

know, it happens. Or just attach a toilet inside

1:08:31

these chairs. God, this shit cast.

1:08:37

Guys, is it cool if we just, like, sometimes just take,

1:08:39

like, a kind of a silent break? Like,

1:08:42

should we just keep the cameras rolling? Keep

1:08:44

it silent for, like, you know, for a good

1:08:46

minute? Let the people grab a snack. Let them

1:08:49

use the bathroom. Let them make a call. We

1:08:51

should start having intermissions. I would love an intermission.

1:08:54

Because I feel like there's just, it's like

1:08:56

a, I start getting crazy. And

1:08:59

you start taking breaks. I

1:09:01

saw something and it was, I don't know why I

1:09:03

never thought about it before, but you know how you

1:09:05

eat, like, a whole bag of popcorn? Like, extra large

1:09:07

during a movie? Yeah. I eat it, like,

1:09:09

the first 10 minutes. How easy it is to do that? Somebody

1:09:12

had an entire popcorn bag filled with french

1:09:14

fries and they were like, why don't they

1:09:16

do this at movie theaters? Wait.

1:09:19

And I was like, that's genius. Bro,

1:09:21

I'm not even just- That's genius. But he's,

1:09:23

how big? Like a bucket, like a full-blown

1:09:26

popcorn. No, no, no, I wouldn't do the

1:09:28

biggest one. I think like the small popcorn

1:09:30

filled with fries is like a good amount.

1:09:32

Doesn't that sound so much better? That's amazing.

1:09:35

But you make it like extra

1:09:37

crispy, so like it stays. Yes.

1:09:40

Stays crispy. Wouldn't that be

1:09:42

amazing? That's genius. Okay, what brand of

1:09:44

fries are we talking about? Like- Because

1:09:47

you can't like fry it. Like

1:09:49

what fast food, or like a chain of fries,

1:09:52

that's what you would want in a movie theater.

1:09:54

Checkers. No,

1:09:56

checkers. No, checkers.

1:09:59

Checkers, shake fries. What is all hackers? I'm

1:10:01

not well, I know he's a that's not

1:10:03

a popular one though rallies That's

1:10:06

really regional. You have to get like bring

1:10:08

it back. Let's let's think like McDonald Hey

1:10:10

like McDonald Wendy's too greasy for that quantity

1:10:12

But he we're thinking universal movie theaters are

1:10:15

only gonna work with like a really big

1:10:17

brand So let's you're right. We have not

1:10:19

many fries though a bucket of fries Do

1:10:22

you need like a gallon of water to

1:10:24

like down that soda sizes like this big

1:10:26

you be like tater

1:10:30

tots Chicken,

1:10:32

you know, it's really disgusting to think about Okay,

1:10:36

a bag of fries, right? It doesn't seem

1:10:38

that intimidating. But if it was

1:10:40

uncooked just whole potatoes You're

1:10:42

like you're about to eat that many

1:10:44

potatoes. Yeah inside of this bag. You'd

1:10:46

be like What? Yeah, they

1:10:49

say that about like like cheese. My Give

1:10:57

me the whole oh eat eight of

1:10:59

them. It's the same thing I

1:11:02

saw one too about uh, like tortilla

1:11:04

chips. They were like a big-ass bag

1:11:06

of tortilla chips You could just sit there and snack but

1:11:08

they were like put down like fresh

1:11:11

tortillas like stacked up and they're like What about

1:11:13

this and they're like? Okay

1:11:20

back to the fry situation obviously you need

1:11:22

some dips How do you do the dips

1:11:25

in a movie theater with a whole thing of fry

1:11:27

middle the top they have a section and the top

1:11:29

middle Lip goes around

1:11:32

and like you have different wall. No, but

1:11:34

they have it like the butter for the

1:11:36

bottom Look

1:11:42

at like a damn murder scene like

1:11:46

Buffet trays at movie theaters to like walk your

1:11:48

things and then like put it on your lap

1:11:50

so you can have your like snack I

1:11:52

don't think they want that because of the mess it would create. I

1:11:54

feel like it would make less mess Because

1:11:57

everybody else got their shit on the floor. They're stepping

1:11:59

up there. You're like trays where they put back or

1:12:01

they just toss out after? Like they kind

1:12:03

of have those. What

1:12:06

if they gave you just a whole thing and catch

1:12:08

up in your

1:12:10

cup holder? Yeah, it could be that. You're

1:12:13

like, oh. I

1:12:15

would love to see what they do though in like 15 years, you

1:12:18

know, movie theaters. Like what's gonna be sitting

1:12:20

around you? Like I'm surprised there's not like

1:12:22

an airplane pop out tray where you flip

1:12:24

the little armrest and it slaps over, you

1:12:26

could set it there. Unless you want your

1:12:29

seats to be 60 bucks

1:12:31

a pop watching a movie. Like it has to be

1:12:33

like, just for cleanup, people have to go like. Cause

1:12:36

they bear it like it's barely hard to clean.

1:12:38

Remember you can't get a vacuum in there. That's

1:12:40

right. Don't get that on the screen. I saw

1:12:42

this movie theater on TikTok that's in Seoul, Korea,

1:12:44

South Korea. And at

1:12:46

the movie theater, they have box

1:12:49

seating, like premium box seating. Like

1:12:51

a play? In the movie, well, no. So

1:12:53

there's the normal like seating in the movie

1:12:56

theater and then up by the projector are

1:12:58

rooms. Yeah, where you

1:13:00

book out like. Interesting. A private,

1:13:02

it looks like an arena box.

1:13:05

But for a movie theater. Like

1:13:07

you and your friends get like a private

1:13:10

box above everybody else watching movies. There's something

1:13:12

really cool out here where they do like

1:13:16

a famous movie that's, you know, a

1:13:18

box hit, whatever. And they

1:13:21

cook for you and they cook all of

1:13:23

the food that they're eating throughout the movie and they

1:13:25

bring it to you as the scenes are going on.

1:13:28

And the seating is super limited and

1:13:30

there's like booths basically.

1:13:32

So you like reserve these tables

1:13:34

and it's almost like a intimate

1:13:37

dining movie experience. And we were like, oh,

1:13:39

we should totally do that. We looked it

1:13:41

up the prices. 300, 400 bucks. Per

1:13:45

person. Oh, that ain't. Which

1:13:48

is pretty crazy. Unless they're bringing out like

1:13:50

15 rounds of

1:13:52

different items. That's a lot of

1:13:54

food. But like if you

1:13:56

think about movies or not, like how much food is actually hanging

1:13:58

out? And how long is the movie? movie because it's like

1:14:00

an hour and a half. Yeah. The

1:14:03

one we were going to do was

1:14:05

white chicks. And I was thinking about the scene

1:14:07

where they're at the restaurant. And

1:14:12

it's like that giant smorgasbord of food.

1:14:14

There's like crab. There's

1:14:16

ribs. And he's just when

1:14:18

he told me this, I was like, he's I

1:14:20

actually don't like any of that food. Like

1:14:23

I'm really not going to enjoy this experience. That's

1:14:25

disgusting. Imagine eating that

1:14:28

out. All of it.

1:14:32

With lots and lots of sauerkraut. No

1:14:34

thank you. I'll

1:14:36

watch that shit in my house. They also did Home

1:14:38

Alone, which would have been really fun. Yeah. O'Pizza

1:14:41

probably in the beginning. And

1:14:44

then yeah, then ice cream and yeah.

1:14:46

The cookie. I'm trying to

1:14:49

think of a movie that I would love

1:14:51

to like actually eat the cuisine. Is it

1:14:53

every time you see the food in a

1:14:55

movie or every time someone's being served an

1:14:57

item? Like does it have to be like a very. Do

1:15:00

you want to do ratatouille on your birthday? They

1:15:02

have ratatouille. Oh that. Oh

1:15:04

that'd be fun. And they do the probably the

1:15:07

strawberry and the cheese is the appetizer in the

1:15:09

beginning. That's when he realizes he loves. That would

1:15:11

be a good one. I think that that's worth

1:15:13

experience because it's like a food movie. It should

1:15:16

be food movies like what's another food

1:15:18

movie? Uh, Julie and Julia.

1:15:20

Yeah. Not a lot. Uh,

1:15:24

waiting. Just

1:15:28

a horrible food experience. Like

1:15:32

gets his dandruff and like puts it

1:15:34

on top of the mashed potatoes. Waiting.

1:15:39

It's disgusting. Oh yeah. I really have

1:15:41

to take a go. Do. But

1:15:43

should we close it out before I do that? Okay, cool.

1:15:46

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make sure to check out our Patreon, patreon.com/Zane

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and Heath. We have bonus episodes

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every single month. We do live Q and

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A's every month. We keep these cameras rolling.

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We just sit here and hang out. It's

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an extended version of the podcast. Super fun.

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A lot of behind the scenes content, you

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know, updates, things like that. And yeah, it's

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a great time, patreon.com/Zane and Heath if you

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want to check it out. Also we have

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coffeepromoted.com. Make sure to check that out. We

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got cake cups, we got bag coffee, we got

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matcha, we got drinkware, we got it

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all, promoted.com.