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everyone else is like, everyone on the outskirts is

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a little tough. People that hate you hate you,

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a lot. Kind of fun,

0:23

I'm like. I wanna get there, I wanna get to

0:25

a point where like the haters like fuels us. Or

0:28

get to the point where you get like hate in person.

0:31

Oh, I've never gotten that. Same. Where like

0:33

villainized you. I want, yeah, I want somebody to like

0:35

say something to my face. You couldn't spit on before.

0:37

I wouldn't do anything. Oh, I would fucking. I would

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crumble. Oh yeah, well even today there

0:42

was a guy and he was trying to like

0:44

cut us off in traffic. I rolled the window

0:46

down, I'm in the backseat, I go, fuck you

0:48

buddy. It was like Whitey Bulger and he was

0:50

like, fuck you. It's never happened in LA. So

0:52

I'm bringing that here. Someone hocked a loogie

0:54

on me out of bar though. But

0:56

they did it, they did it. Like

0:59

behind me and I didn't know. Well, like I was

1:01

like with Patricia and she put her hand like on

1:03

my shoulder and she goes, what is that? I'm like,

1:05

huh? And I looked down and there's a huge loogie

1:07

going all the way down. Cause someone didn't like that

1:09

I was getting recognized and just went up and went.

1:13

Damn. Yeah. He must've

1:15

been the man to his boys. Something,

1:18

my friend probably would've done. I would've never done that,

1:21

but somebody I'm with in Florida, 100% of the time.

1:24

And then I'd be like, dude, you didn't have to do that. I

1:27

would've just like, that's just him. So.

1:30

No, I usually like this. Okay, well we

1:32

have a very exciting episode today. We

1:35

have a couple guests. Are we even presenting them

1:37

yet? Or we just go right to the intro?

1:39

I don't know. We're not used to

1:41

guests. So this is a big deal for us. But we have

1:43

a round of shots ready to go because these are the type

1:45

of guests that you really gotta drink with. You

1:48

cannot be sober for this. We cannot be sober

1:50

around you guys. It's that bad. I get it.

1:52

Because I've been watching, like I always see your

1:54

guys as like clips come up with my. And

2:00

every time I see I'm like oh my these girls seem so

2:02

fun I just feel like I want to hang out with them

2:04

for one night or like go out with them for one night

2:07

and Drink yeah, we're insane. Which is why I just wanted to

2:09

do that with you guys for the first time okay

2:11

drink a little We don't have to get like too crazy, but like you know

2:13

I just want to we came I just want

2:15

to fill you guys out. Yeah drunk level Yeah,

2:17

you guys are pre-gaming before this off the liquor

2:19

store on the way. We also stopped and got you guys

2:22

gifts Oh, yeah, I got you get no

2:24

way so this the engraver was supposed to write

2:26

best podcast, but they wrote best couple You

2:28

guys put that feeling off

2:30

a little bit. I was just like you know what I think Wow

2:37

Congratulations guys We're

2:41

actually gonna keep this here Yeah,

2:44

and you can put your other presence up there too. Okay.

2:46

What else we got okay? This is for he's

2:48

here Yeah,

2:51

turkey goblet Very

2:58

cute! Whoa! It

3:01

reminded us of you. Is this for a fish tank? Not

3:03

whatever you want. It's all you It's an

3:05

ashtray, you still have a nose I think we

3:08

have an ashtray We have it back

3:10

up Thank you, people. Very

3:12

cute. So he's one. Let's put the... That

3:14

is so you It's

3:17

a shelf of shame It's

3:19

a terminator Okay, this

3:21

is for Zane because you guys

3:23

are getting married and you're married Just

3:26

freedom. America, baby I

3:30

mean, I thought it was like the egg from

3:32

Game of Thrones Khaleesi's

3:35

dragon eggs, it's not. It's better.

3:37

It's freedom Did

3:39

you find a yard sale on the way here? Is that

3:42

what happened? Yeah, it's great They're

3:44

getting grieving too. Well, okay. This is

3:46

for Mariah because they didn't have Mariahs. They

3:48

only have Marilyn. Yeah Let

3:51

me see. That's so you. Thank you. Does it

3:53

do anything? No,

3:56

you should. Yeah, Mariah. It's

3:58

decorative. And this is for you, Matt Oh, a dagger.

4:01

Oh, a bullet? It's alive. It's alive. I think

4:03

these gifts are a little mix-mashed. There's some that

4:05

sit on the other people. I'm not a pro.

4:07

I'm right. I know you are. That's why you

4:09

got to get there. They know you very well.

4:11

You got a movie on you. They know you very well.

4:13

It's a surprise. I want you to figure it out. No.

4:16

This is great. Thank you. No,

4:18

I want to keep that. You're welcome. Our

4:20

mothers always said, you know, never come empty handed, whether it's a trinket

4:22

or what. You can say that again. Yeah. All

4:25

right. Well, let's get right into the intro. We

4:27

have a little bit of a break. Well, let's get right into the

4:29

intro. We have a lovely episode ahead of us. Here we go, baby.

4:31

It's coming, baby. Let's go. Oh, baby.

4:34

Let's go. Oh, baby. That was so

4:36

soft. Easy, Matt. Thank you guys,

4:38

seriously. Oh my God. I've been waiting

4:40

for a long time. I

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know. Oh, baby. What's up,

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5:01

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baby. It's gonna be linked in our description

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7:34

easy. Love you so much. It's been an

7:37

intense seven-month journey. I'm

7:39

a changed person. A lot of emotions. We

7:41

got heathen. It's good stuff so just make

7:43

sure to check it out after. Love you

7:45

so much. Show Zane some love. Make sure

7:47

to comment. Tell him how great he did

7:49

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7:51

dead. You know you know. All right. All

7:53

right. Enjoy the episode. We love you. Having

7:56

the time of my life. That was like I

7:58

have a. You know what? I

8:00

don't drink anymore but I definitely have a

8:03

problem. The way my body just... Just how

8:05

happy you were? Yes. Fulfilled. Yes. Killed. Oh

8:07

by the way, don't come for me. It's been...

8:10

It's been three weeks. It's been three weeks but

8:12

my doctor told me I can't drink alcohol for

8:14

two three weeks after I took my last off

8:16

because... Three weeks. But... I know we're hungry. But

8:18

this is the fourth week. Oh, here we go.

8:21

My stomach is as strong as a... Come on.

8:23

We're good. Bull, you guys did a challenge recently,

8:25

right? Where you guys were committing to like a

8:27

sober January? Yeah. Sober January. And the punishment was...

8:29

Hold on, wait, wait. Can you report to... Let's

8:31

introduce them. Oh, my dad. Today...

8:35

Today we have Bree and Grace from the Playin'

8:37

Bree broadcast. Thank you so much for coming today.

8:39

Finally. I'm so happy to be here, guys. I've

8:41

been... Before we get to the... I just wanted

8:44

to say how excited I've been since

8:46

you guys said yes to come on this show. I'm

8:48

a big, big, big fan. We love you guys. I

8:50

don't know about these guys. Do you see them like

8:52

pop up on YouTube? It's the only thing on TikTok.

8:54

Yeah. Every time I see them,

8:56

like, oh, it reminds me of like the girl version of

8:58

Heath and I. But, yeah. Guys are like a little

9:00

better. That's all we ever wanted. More

9:03

put together. Yeah. Better version. You guys like

9:05

don't stutter. You guys like have your thoughts

9:07

in order. I love that. You'll see. Yeah.

9:09

You will. You'll see. I'll show

9:11

you. I have my wisdom kit coming in. I'll keep coming in.

9:13

I have a speech impediment now. It's

9:16

fun. I need a dentist if you guys know

9:18

anyone. Oh, I will. I'll call you down. Zane's

9:20

your guy. Oh, yeah. I'm his... His tutor is

9:22

sitting right there. I've made the dentist so much

9:24

money. Oh, I spit out. You know what?

9:26

You know what, Grace? Are you going to give

9:28

them a present? No. I have a present for

9:30

you. Oh, my. My

9:33

tooth. That's it. It's drafted. Oh, God. Did

9:35

I put it in? Yeah, I did put

9:37

it in. There's a

9:39

chip inside it. I know where you're at at all

9:41

times. Oh, wow. That's important to

9:43

me. It's perfect. I've never received a tooth from

9:45

a friend. Yeah. It's a pretty crazy gift. That's

9:47

spontaneous too. Like that's like a

9:49

billionaire type of gift. Like you know what? Take my

9:52

car. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Here's my

9:54

tooth. That's like on the golf course, rich

9:56

people start bedding their teeth. Money means nothing.

9:58

So don't be like. I

10:00

want your front tooth wait one then they'll go

10:02

get it pulled out as

10:04

a gift you gotta be shitting me

10:06

I'm doing that Hollywood thing who's it's

10:09

like the super super like rich Yeah,

10:12

I want to be a little like a momento

10:14

like I own like cuz if they were to

10:16

be like hey You know if I beat you

10:18

in golf you owe me 200 grand that doesn't

10:20

they don't care about that So they need to

10:22

wager something like more serious like if I beat

10:24

you I want your front tooth. Oh

10:26

my gosh You gotta be shitting me.

10:28

That is cool. You're gonna get like stuff

10:30

like that. That's pretty sick. That's like a

10:33

boss like And then you

10:35

gotta go you got to go to the dentist and

10:37

get it extracted for no reason just for the sake

10:39

of Wow. That's what I actually did You must have

10:41

gotten a root canal for the golf bag. You must

10:43

have gotten a root canal for the golf bag. I'm

10:45

gonna need that bag. I want to get to that

10:48

level. All right now. So back to my question you

10:50

guys did a challenge with one another to commit to

10:52

a sober January or a

10:54

dry January Dry January. Okay, and that

10:56

means like what you're still like we

10:58

eat and do shrooms. Yeah But

11:01

we didn't really do shrooms. We didn't like once I did it

11:03

one. Yeah one time I went to a DJ Shrooms

11:06

as like a medicine me to me because I

11:08

don't take it to like trip I take it

11:10

like I wake up I take a the shrimp

11:12

pill and I like it actually cures me like

11:14

I think that would be better than my Lexapro

11:16

honestly I don't take advice for

11:18

me. I'm just think for me. I think it helps

11:20

better than like Honestly, I'm here for a while. Yeah.

11:23

Yeah, we take it now to go to space We're

11:28

acting on two bars right now Yeah,

11:33

I saw two friends over the weekend and I did shrooms and

11:35

it rocks my world Yeah world

11:37

equals rocks. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm shows like

11:39

I used to go to a lot like

11:41

I feel like ten years ago It's

11:44

accelerated What cuz you're

11:46

on drugs? Yeah, that

11:49

was the missing piece back then

11:51

it's still like considered like a you know

11:53

Taboo like kind of like weed was back then

11:55

like shrimp right now shrooms No, like in New

11:57

York you combine them at the bodega I

12:00

live like across the street. I walk into the place. You can I get

12:02

a vape? Okay, no wait,

12:04

but those I feel like are fake shrooms the

12:06

ones that they sell Cream

12:11

and toxic trees for like a long because they'll

12:13

never sell you like sure like the actual shrooms

12:15

in my Chocolate like shroom chocolate, but you have

12:17

to like know the guy to ask for it

12:19

cuz it's like technically is illegal Yeah,

12:22

so totally over-the-counter. It's under the

12:25

Yeah, like in Miami they have them like sitting

12:28

right like on the glass where you can like

12:30

see it And you already yeah, that's where I

12:32

got when I went to Miami for these thing

12:34

I saw it like no way my it's illegal

12:37

Miami I thought like a shit, but it was

12:39

like not what yeah, I just want to answer

12:41

them bought them there They were just everywhere. No, I mean

12:43

that's been legal probably for the best Nobody

12:48

broke the challenge I have to live stream for

12:50

72 hours in my studio when we get back

13:00

Yeah, I have to do it 72

13:03

hours I was in three days. That's

13:05

a long time. Yeah, and you could only leave the

13:07

studio to go to the bathroom We have no windows in

13:10

our studio. It's blacked out yourself,

13:12

but I was in Paris for the first time and

13:14

all I had was a glass of wine it was the

13:16

last day and My boyfriend

13:19

I don't know if I was gonna lie or I was

13:21

gonna tell But I maybe

13:23

I was gonna lie, but my boyfriend posted a

13:25

picture and there was like a wine glass next to me

13:27

the internet I

13:31

wish I just got hammered like I just had one glass

13:33

of wine. I never had red wine in my life I'm

13:35

in Paris. I'm like I'm gonna fucking do

13:37

this and then the last day of the

13:39

challenge Yeah, last day you really could not

13:41

hold that like you Rome

13:43

kind of thing, you know, yeah, what about

13:46

time difference? Did it kind of make were

13:48

you technically second? Wait a fucking Hear

13:51

me out. You could have finished the challenge if

13:53

it was the last day and that night is

13:56

Paris ahead I don't will get New York three

13:58

hours ahead. So Paris has to do Technically

14:00

breathe I figure it out do the

14:03

man who developed pictures you had to get them developed.

14:05

They were a couple days old Not

14:09

nothing is lying nobody something online.

14:11

Yeah, no okay. You're right. Yeah,

14:13

thanks 72

14:16

hours of hell no I'm still gonna do it because they're so

14:18

mean to me and I'm like I have to do it But

14:20

grace do you really believe that it was the last day or

14:22

she just got busted on the last day? Well, she's no watch

14:26

We don't not We

14:28

don't not Wine

14:31

I was like I did it No,

14:33

and she was like um I wanted

14:35

you to yeah, I would have been here if you did it

14:37

It's like you're in Paris for the first time you never tried

14:39

wine. It's like where do you have to do

14:41

the line? I'm just surprised you haven't tried red wine.

14:44

I know weird, right? All

14:47

these drugs and everything you're talking about yeah, and I

14:49

just wanted to try red red wine We

14:51

would drop a lot of yeah hangover

14:54

on red wine then like a bender on

14:56

to see you get really you get really Yeah,

14:59

if you drink a lot of it. Yeah, you're done. Yeah Oh I

15:02

love drinking red wine and like I

15:04

feel like you like it cuz you're chatting you feel like

15:06

this whole different level of drunk And then you see like

15:08

pictures of yourself like the day after in your teeth That

15:13

was not me you do this it might

15:16

be crazy, but you men get us horned up

15:18

on red wine. Yeah Yeah, it's like

15:20

a Chocolate

15:23

in the red wine yeah, yeah, that's why

15:25

they have it there the little strawberries chocolate-colored

15:27

strawberries And you have oysters before it all

15:29

works together. It's like a formula. Yeah, and

15:31

you have babies yeah You're

15:34

a little 72 hour they 72 hour live you have to do

15:36

when do you have to do do you do that here? I'm

15:38

gonna do it when we get back to New York. Oh, you

15:40

could do it here. I'd help you out for at least 24

15:43

hours Oh, that was my thing. I want

15:45

to have like guests come in and out Yeah, I'm

15:47

a heavy one. Yeah, just someone to juggle

15:49

like anything Something we

15:51

hate magician do their time

15:53

rapist You

15:56

have to sleep on the live to

15:58

yeah, oh that sucks Audio on. Yeah.

16:01

Oh. I'm not going

16:03

to sleep. You're going to sleep with you on those nights? Well,

16:05

he feels so bad that he posted the picture. He's like, I'll

16:08

come on it. Yeah, he owes you. Yeah, he owes me. I'm

16:10

like, you owe me 24 hours. You're my best friend. You've

16:12

got to come. No, no. I

16:14

was coming anyways. We'll do all three. So it's

16:17

going to be brutal. Is there a bed on set? Like,

16:19

you have to get a mattress or you're just going to

16:21

crash on the couch on the floor? We have a booth,

16:23

like a diner booth. Okay. I slept in it before. Now,

16:25

is it going to be like an entertaining live stream where

16:27

you're talking to camera or is it going to be like

16:29

big brother, just like cameras on in the room and it's

16:31

just going to be you living your life? That's a good

16:33

question. What should I do? Let's work on

16:36

that. Like webcam on the roof. Oh, wow. Yeah,

16:38

I would do like security cam style. Make it

16:40

kind of weird? I think that's like more fun.

16:42

That's more fun to watch and have somebody set

16:44

it up where you bounce like camera to camera.

16:47

That's a lot of creeps watching out. Yeah, it needs to be like sim

16:49

style. People need to see like a. They

16:51

need to feel like they shouldn't be seeing this.

16:53

Yeah. Oh, okay. You

16:55

know? They're going to do weird things. Yeah. Like

16:58

just Barstool as a company in the culture of it.

17:01

So like you came up with this idea that you

17:03

guys are going to do this 72 hour stream. Our

17:05

followers came up with that. So how

17:07

does that go down though at Barstool? Do you

17:09

then have to go to Dave or is there

17:11

just a board room going, guys, we need a

17:13

room. We're doing a 72 hour stream. We

17:16

just do it. Are they in their support of it? Well, we

17:18

have our own studio. Luckily, not everyone at Barstool does so we

17:20

can do whatever we want. Are they a little bit worried? Are

17:23

they kind of like, I don't know anything. They don't

17:25

even know we're here. They don't really check in.

17:27

Yeah. We just do our own thing.

17:29

Is it competitive with all the other

17:31

little shows and podcasts that are all

17:34

under Barstool? No, everyone's

17:36

got their own thing going on and they've got a good thing going

17:38

on. It's a good thing. Everyone kind of just does their own

17:41

little thing. They're going to be so pissed when they find out

17:43

you're on the show. They've asked us so many times to come

17:45

on BFF. I know. We're too scared

17:47

to go on because there's no line

17:49

on the panel. I don't want

17:51

to bomb to drop on me and then I have

17:53

to. In so long because everyone's

17:55

terrified to come on BFFs. I'm like, we're

17:57

not that bad. Based

18:01

on the clip-flops dude. Based on the clip-flops dude. You

18:05

can ask to cut anything. We'll cut anything. That is horseshit

18:07

and I know it's horseshit. No it's

18:09

not. Who wanted to cut something? Wait, everybody

18:11

on that show just allowed that to air?

18:14

Wait, which one? Just any show, BFFs,

18:16

have a guest on there. Really? Well,

18:19

what are we talking about specifically? Damn, I

18:21

guess bad publicity is good publicity. Is

18:24

Dave the type of guy, if you were like,

18:26

cut this, please don't put it in. He'd be

18:28

like, yeah, for sure, we'll cut it out. A

18:30

guest? Yeah, he didn't expect that. Really? Yeah. As

18:33

a barstool employee though, do you guys still have to commit to the

18:35

normal office hours as everyone else? Do you have to

18:37

be there at 9 to 5 or since you have

18:39

a show, do you just show up when you need

18:41

to make your own content? We just show up when

18:43

we, because we record twice a week, I record three

18:45

times a week, and then we do our off-shit.

18:49

I think it depends on, at barstool there's

18:51

levels to how much money your shows make.

18:54

So if you're not making the company money, you

18:56

have to be in there 9

18:58

to 5, saying that you're working hard,

19:00

but if you're making money for the company, you just

19:02

go and do your job and you can go. Do

19:04

you spill the desk? I

19:07

don't go over there. Other people have claimed

19:09

it. Yeah, people have taken our desk. We

19:11

have our room that we go to. Yeah,

19:13

like this one. Yeah. Then the Plain Bree

19:15

podcast is in the BFF's office, or is

19:18

that? No, they

19:20

added BFFs to our studio recently.

19:23

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just to give like the audience like, just this

20:50

skinny, because I know your fans probably know your

20:52

whole origin story and how you two guys

20:54

became friends. But like for listeners of our

20:56

podcast we don't know how did it

20:58

all happen? It doesn't. Do you know our live show is fun?

21:00

Yeah, it doesn't really paint me out to be a

21:02

good guy, which is shocking now. I think

21:04

you're a good person. Well, she's my

21:07

best friend. Take it away, kid. That's

21:09

why they bring gifts. They're trying to like, to change the

21:11

rap. But they're actually just like

21:13

evil and doing this. We're gonna kill you all. Okay,

21:16

so I moved to the town that we

21:18

grew up in when I was 10 in

21:20

fifth grade. And

21:22

I came to school, I came from a Catholic school.

21:24

So I was used to wearing a uniform. I had

21:27

never like dressed up for my first day of school

21:29

before. So I was so excited. I went to Target.

21:31

I got this like flail shirt, this plaid. I remember

21:33

it was teal and black and I wore my like

21:35

high ugs. And I came into school and

21:38

she was like staring at me on

21:40

the recess yard. And I'm like, Love at first

21:42

sight. Like she hit puberty in second grade. So

21:44

she was like, I was trying to talk, double

21:46

Ds. Yeah, I was pretty bad at it. I'm

21:50

gonna take a cigarette break. I was like, Alby, why don't

21:52

you- My school's playing kickball. Staring

21:54

at me. And so just to give you

21:56

a preface here, I was the man. I

21:59

was like- the queen of the tomboys, that

22:02

was my crew, that was all my friends and

22:04

I was the leader because I

22:06

had the double D's in fifth grade. That

22:08

was a little preface for you. Then

22:11

you came around. Yeah, I walked in and I was just

22:13

like, I got to talk to everyone. I got to be

22:15

friends with everyone. I guess I approached

22:17

her squad and they were like, I like

22:19

this girl. She's nice and Grace didn't like

22:22

that. I got territorial. They

22:25

all became my friends and I found out.

22:27

I was like, yeah, that girl, that redhead was

22:29

staring at me the whole time on recess. What's

22:31

up with her? I got the lunch table. I

22:33

feel like we're all swimming. She's like, what's the

22:35

deal with the girl? I'm like, yeah, she didn't

22:37

like your flannel. I didn't like her flannel. What

22:40

color was it? It's turquoise. Oh, it's turquoise.

22:42

It's not a good color on a flannel.

22:44

No, it wasn't. I was like, bitch,

22:47

what the hell? Then I was like,

22:49

okay, I'm still my friend. She was coming from my

22:51

pack. She

22:53

took all my friends because she's also an

22:55

alpha. For

22:57

years, I was begging and Facebook Messenger,

23:00

like, dude, I'm so sorry. I

23:02

think we'd actually really get along. I got the family

23:04

party. You should totally come. For years, I was asking

23:06

her to come. I'm like, dude, no, you were rude

23:09

at first. You've got to give everyone a shot. Finally

23:13

you were going camping. I

23:15

was going camping. Besides us,

23:17

all of our friends had really good families where they were

23:19

like, no, we have a Fourth of July party. I'm

23:21

like, I'm going to this trashy trailer park with

23:24

my sister who just got out of prison. This

23:26

is not a joke. This is just my scene.

23:28

She was the last on the list. I'm like,

23:31

fuck, I've got to invite her. Then I DM

23:33

her on Facebook. You

23:36

could scroll for days of messages. What

23:38

a time. I was ignoring. Then

23:40

she was like, yeah, I'm coming. I pick her

23:42

up. We've been inseparable since we were 11.

23:44

That's cute. That's a cute story. When she

23:46

came to pick me up, I looked like the kid

23:48

from up. I had all my kids. Let's go. You

23:51

got that stick with the bag. It's like we

23:53

were fishing for the first time. We came ready

23:55

to go because I got it. I got this

23:58

is my first like my or like my. second

24:00

real friend. That's how we hit it off and

24:02

we smoked a cigarette and then I took him

24:04

fishing and then he was just like I like

24:07

this. It's like your typical broke back story. It

24:09

was amazing. It's so funny

24:11

though that story how you

24:13

knew that all your friends were starting to like her

24:15

and that's when it gets really scary because it's like

24:17

you better get, you're

24:19

either on board with liking her or you're

24:21

about to lose everybody because then you're like

24:23

oh you're obviously the problem. That was the

24:25

gamble. Yeah. That's the thing. Look

24:28

at this. It worked out perfectly. It worked out fine. We've been

24:30

crowds ever since. Yeah. Best pills. I

24:32

did not think that you guys knew each other that long.

24:34

I thought it was like very fresh. People always say

24:37

like friends for like 10 years but we've been like

24:39

inseparable since we were 11. I love that. She like

24:41

lived in my house in high school because she moved

24:43

to towns and stuff. Yeah. That's crazy.

24:45

She moved to New York with me when I

24:47

started working for Barstool and I just brought her

24:49

around the office and we hired her. Hell yeah.

24:52

As a friend. How long did that take though?

24:54

Too long. I was a year. A solid year.

24:56

Were you having a job on the side outside

24:58

of Barstool? Total frat move. You had TSM? I

25:01

was knock off Barstool. I was like I'm going

25:03

to get it any way I can. This is

25:05

not a good look. Stop. I was like dude

25:07

I got to make some cash. I was door dashing

25:10

on foot. In New York? Yeah.

25:12

In the snow. Wait on foot? Yeah. They don't

25:14

give you bikes? Well no. You're supposed

25:16

to have your own. I was like I've got it for a

25:18

bike right now. I've got to make rent. You know also. Yeah.

25:21

Door dashing on foot. It was freezing. That's like

25:23

those stories your parents tell you. This is how

25:25

we got to school. Yeah right. And be

25:27

just know. Smile. Just exaggerate just

25:29

a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. You

25:31

started. You started

25:35

your holding on TikTok right? Or was that really?

25:37

When I was in college and then Barstool reached

25:40

out to me and then I tried to do

25:42

like TikTok and school because I

25:44

was going to school to be going

25:47

to med school. I got supposed to be going to med

25:49

school and I was posting myself throwing up

25:51

on TikTok. That's where Brianna Chicken Fried came from because I

25:53

needed an alias. It's my real life name. I was like

25:55

I'm not going to get into med school. And

25:57

then they found me. They DM'd me and I tried to do both

25:59

and I was like What the fuck am I doing? I'd been I

26:01

dropped out and moved to New York and called her.

26:03

Yeah Wow Yeah that that happened with us. We were

26:06

gonna be cops and then we realized we had way

26:08

too much He was gonna be a cop No,

26:22

and that was like right when vine started so I

26:24

was like, okay we're just gonna do this vine and

26:26

I'm gonna just take these classes that I have no

26:28

business taking and and It's

26:39

so crazy the numbers didn't make sense back then Back

26:41

in the vine day our packs that we made was before the

26:44

end of the semester if we hit 30,000 followers We

26:47

were gonna move to LA quit our

26:49

job. What were we thinking? Yeah, that's

26:51

crazy Much better

26:53

both move but we were just like

26:56

he's confident. Yeah, make it Okay, remember

26:58

all the hotter not hot or not

27:00

or and badoo content on vine like

27:02

that's all you saw He said I wear

27:04

the face Literally

27:08

all of our every state like our

27:10

apartment our cars everything paid

27:12

by badoo and water Not word it because we

27:14

were getting it was like, you know how like

27:17

you get a job and it's like you get

27:19

a one-time job And that's it like yeah, then

27:21

you have to find other jobs. This one was

27:23

a weekly salary. We were getting paid It

27:26

was throughout the whole year. It was like fine It

27:29

was like it was like a vine and then

27:31

a rewind remember rewind. Oh, yeah We were getting

27:33

paid to rewind to like like

27:35

badoo and hot in our content We're like he's

27:37

I cannot believe that this is like paying our

27:39

bills and we're able to move out because we

27:41

called her we called Her our vehicles our first

27:43

cars the badoo mobile. Yeah Yeah,

27:47

we we were we were twerking it for

27:49

badoo You have

27:51

to sorry, I just I have

27:53

ADD and I just blurred out there But

27:55

how do you explain that to your parents like yeah, this company

27:58

it was very it was very difficult I

28:00

don't understand our parents were like what do you

28:02

mean you're getting paid to make a six-second video

28:05

like I don't understand It's really hard to wrap

28:07

your head around yeah, and then I think what

28:10

made it click for my parents We ended up getting a job for

28:14

The purge and they flew us out to Nalins

28:18

and I thought you had like a

28:20

speech like no I just I

28:23

just know If you

28:25

the Nalins accident if you've mispronounced

28:28

it and people are from there they Because

28:31

you know they got that the Ouija game You

28:45

know a street call named desire all

28:47

right all right South Colonel Sanders would

28:49

call You

28:55

guys though

28:59

were like gaming on YouTube back then

29:01

before you had a following right Giveaways

29:06

on YouTube beats Dr. Dre

29:08

beats okay, playing what this

29:10

was me and my three cousins

29:12

We were how I was fucking ten or

29:14

maybe nine. I was like we gotta

29:16

get subscribers all right Oh, she was nine, so

29:18

it's good. Yeah, oh yeah, and it would have

29:20

been you met over I was

29:22

like we gotta get we gotta get subscribers. Here's what

29:24

we're gonna Do we got one pair of beats between

29:26

three of us for Christmas and like okay everyone make

29:29

a YouTube account right now We sit down. We're

29:31

like we'll do giveaways We'll sit we'll say that

29:33

you need to subscribe and then if you subscribe

29:35

it was only subscribe. They weren't paying us anything

29:37

Yeah, I'm not I'm not taking it was no

29:39

entry fee. There's no entry fee I didn't even know

29:41

what that meant I only got like 40 subscribers And

29:43

then I was like maybe one of you guys will

29:45

win some beats so maybe all three of us This

29:48

game thing the same thing and then one

29:50

of my cousins would win on my channel. I would win on Yeah,

29:56

nine-year-old marketing genius though this was

29:58

like nuance there Three of us and it was, it was

30:01

epic. Honestly, I'm proud

30:03

of it. You don't deserve anything. Yeah. Isn't

30:05

it weird to hear them talking about being on YouTube at like

30:07

10? Yeah. That was not

30:09

a thing. Like who are you watching?

30:11

Talia Joy. At the time. RIP.

30:14

Okay, so I also didn't have any subscribers because

30:16

I was working so hard for them. And

30:19

I was like, I don't know, I wanna do a Q&A. So

30:21

I just took Talia Joy's Q&A and

30:25

used all of her questions and I'm like

30:27

10. And they're like- Yeah,

30:29

you're the typical influencers that just

30:31

stole everybody. Yeah, but I was

30:34

like, I'm freaking Talia Joy's questions until

30:36

I get my own. And they were just like, obviously

30:39

didn't pertain to me. They're like, well, what

30:41

are you sick with? And I was like,

30:43

I'm not. It was that. And

30:46

I was like, I had posters of her.

30:48

Like she was my icon. I thought I

30:50

was doing her like a service. She hadn't

30:52

had past yet and it was, it was

30:54

crazy. Interesting way to

30:56

honor somebody. Not on chemo. Yeah, it was

30:58

like, I was just answering her questions and

31:00

I thought I was honoring her. Maybe I

31:03

was, I didn't know. Well, we

31:05

all had to scam our way. Like Zane and I had

31:07

our little technique too for trying to get big. We're nowhere

31:09

near as bad as that. No, we didn't lie and deceive

31:11

people. But we just

31:13

like blast followed. No, when it

31:15

was like- When it was not blast followed. On

31:18

Vine. We blast liked. Yes. And

31:20

then it'd be like, we would go like first

31:23

Vine. So when people would hashtag that, like they

31:25

just created an account and it was like zero

31:27

likes on their poster. Like who liked my first

31:29

Vine? Like that's so interesting. It was almost like

31:31

a promo and everybody's like notifications. Like this person

31:33

liked it. So we would do that to like

31:36

thousands. And everybody's like, oh my God, we got

31:38

our first, who just liked it? I guess

31:40

I'll follow them. Y'all were verified like early on in

31:42

Vine too, right? I think so. Oh, I don't know.

31:44

Cause the verification didn't happen for a while but that

31:47

app was like super, super slow. Brilliant,

31:49

dude. Yeah. Did you just

31:51

think of that yourself? Yeah. No, no, that was

31:53

all us. Wow. Wow.

31:55

I was just sitting here like a

31:57

like farm. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. And

32:00

it worked we got like we received like what 50%

32:03

like follow. Oh, I'm dad. Oh, I was

32:05

amazing. Yeah, just you know, I Still

32:08

got like dude. I felt like our trainer today was like that

32:11

was y'all Like

32:13

yeah, he's like you guys were Like

32:16

really watch those because we can't look at our

32:19

old videos and we're like, oh my god

32:21

I mean, that's everybody right who had old videos

32:23

from 10 years I'm like, I'm proud of

32:25

that and now since like the quality of a

32:27

vine has just been re-upload re-upload It looks like

32:29

it was shot on a Motorola Ranger. It

32:31

looks like we're like the silent film era Ancient

32:40

man, I just got like I just got like a $10

32:42

check for um Yeah

32:46

for people posting our vines. I was like That

32:52

was like going and claiming the content that would

32:55

be posted in like a compilation video Just

32:58

detected so yeah, yeah, I still get

33:00

like oh over a hundred bucks. Okay,

33:02

it's not a competition geez If

33:05

you think about $10 split so $20, you

33:08

also got a split. Hello now we

33:10

mm that was tough We

33:13

would get we would get low money. We're like Yeah,

33:23

we ran through our savings, you know, we did it we

33:26

did it We're

33:28

survivors. Well, you know story reminds

33:30

reminds me of ours very similar.

33:32

Oh makes me cry a little bit I

33:34

think I need another shot go for

33:36

it I'm getting

33:38

another shot right there Matt

33:41

and an athlete they shared a bank account

33:43

for many years Who Matt and Ben

33:45

Affleck always say Because

33:55

they grew up together they were buddies and

33:57

they hunting together just New York Valley

34:00

The only people in New York would know a Boston.

34:02

Sorry. Yeah, yeah You

34:05

cannot make that mistake I love

34:08

Goodwill hunting is been like the

34:10

hometown hero like everybody is Yeah,

34:14

you're either you're either a Ben guy or a

34:16

Matt guy. She's Matt. I'm Ben. Well, they're a

34:18

thing They're there duo or two. I'm a more

34:22

Love Walbert. Yeah kind of lost me when he started

34:25

Asian guy up That did

34:27

happen that was that did happen. Oh, I didn't know about that No,

34:30

no, I forgive him after that it was Say

34:34

what he started waking up too early in the morning to work Really

34:38

bad Can

34:41

you know it's definitely the issue can you rattle off

34:43

the TED names or like, you know, train you take

34:45

yeah, fuck Tannie Lynn can't Tammy

34:48

Lynn Brittany Lee fuck. No shit. I don't can't

34:50

what is it? Goodwill hunting? I could do a

34:52

Maki Ricky, but what are your brother's names? Maki

34:54

Ricky Danny Tommy? I

34:56

usually can do it Say

34:59

a word for the NSA and somebody puts a coat on my

35:01

desk something. Nobody else can break Let's maybe I take a shot

35:03

at it. Maybe I break it. I'm real happy with myself because

35:05

I did my Africa

35:10

the Middle East and once they find the location with

35:12

the rebels are hiding 1500 people I never met never

35:14

had no problem with get Killed that's all I know.

35:16

Where's it? Where's this wrong? Where's

35:18

this wrong? Goodwill hunting not Damon's in athletes.

35:20

I've seen it. I don't remember that It's

35:23

the best monologue of all time. All

35:26

right. All right, that's a weird start. You're

35:28

a big pogo stick girl. I sure was

35:35

Bring on the pogo stick Could

35:40

you do no hands I couldn't know I

35:44

got a pogo stick and those stilts for

35:46

Christmas one year. No way or

35:48

of the driveway I

35:51

like the pogo a lot, but I was more of

35:53

a skip it. I don't know You

35:58

got caught doing a skipping like I wasn't doing that.

36:01

And then they're like pastel color. You'd be

36:03

up in there like on your driveway like...

36:05

I'm killing it. Bridget, you crushed

36:07

his name in shot-kicking and like... And

36:10

then you had the one that had the counter on it, where it would check

36:12

how many rotations you had. Oh my gosh. And

36:14

we'd be back to that shit out. I'm not sure if we

36:16

did. Wow, that's... I wasn't physical as a child. I didn't do

36:18

all that. Hope that's all I got, so. Wow. That's

36:21

all I can claim. I wasn't there like

36:23

a clown. Yeah, so Gary the Clown came

36:25

to the school every year and he came to

36:27

our elementary school. Edible Multicultural School. Oh, that's weird.

36:30

And yeah, no, it's very weird looking back. He was just a clown that got

36:32

to pick and choose which kids are in the show. Hired

36:35

from the school to come... And he was allowed

36:37

in the room when the clown... Which one's for

36:39

the special kids, right? Anyways. No,

36:43

but he would come and pick the most

36:45

talented friggin' clowns in the whole school. And

36:47

they all got to be in the show and every year it got to fifth grade and I

36:49

was like, fuck this dude. I

36:52

bought the pogo stick. I got it for Christmas. I asked

36:54

nicely. I asked nicely and I could

36:56

do no hands, no problem. And he didn't pick me.

36:58

My last year to do it. And

37:00

so I wrote him a letter. And he never

37:02

got back to me. Wrote a

37:05

full letter to the clown explaining why your pogo

37:07

skills were there. The practice every day. Were you

37:09

good though? Oh yeah, well so like I said,

37:11

I peaked in fifth grade so all I

37:13

had to do was put my boobs under

37:15

the handle. That's how you did no hands. So

37:17

you were trying to use your boobs to get to

37:19

the clown academy. You gotta use the advances you

37:21

have. You just had a headshot? I

37:24

mean all I said was, you know, come grab me out of class

37:26

and I'll show you. I'll prove that. I'll tell you

37:28

how good I am. And I can show you better than I can

37:30

tell you. Well hey,

37:32

the 72 hour stream, maybe we bring

37:34

him in and bring Gary back. Oh

37:37

my gosh, this is no red in era

37:39

school. This is perfect. Bring him in and

37:41

it's really sad. Raise that in life now.

37:43

You're like, alright. You can go. Thank

37:46

you, Reeve. Did he end up being a?

37:50

No, the gym teacher did. No way. It's

37:53

crazy how every school had it. Ours

37:55

was our non janitor. It was the

37:58

security guard. Our

38:00

security guard. Oh shit. Our janitor just

38:02

got caught. With a caught fucking

38:05

student in the portable. But came

38:07

back a couple years later and they

38:09

hired him again. What? Did

38:12

it again. Oh Heath, I didn't know that. Yes.

38:14

Yes. He already got busted. And

38:17

they let him back? Let him back and

38:19

then the other, there was two security guards.

38:22

At a different time? The other one. This

38:24

is Florida. The other one got caught moving.

38:26

I'm not joking. It was like a half

38:29

a million dollars worth of cocaine up to

38:31

northern Florida. To Kingpin. That was a security

38:33

guard? Both security guards, yeah.

38:35

These guys will lock it down. We could have them.

38:37

This is the average of the police. That's wrong. I

38:40

don't think we can. They thought they were in a narcos

38:42

fucking series. They're like, we're gonna run this

38:44

town. Our janitor just got caught meeting

38:47

up with, it was like, how to catch a

38:49

predator. He was messaging a fake cop. Jesus.

38:52

Insane. 15 year old. Do

38:55

you guys like watching those videos? Chris Hansen? Have

38:57

you seen Chris Hansen's on YouTube? I can't. Yes,

39:00

the people on YouTube do a really good job, but

39:02

it's like... I can't watch those videos. It's really hard.

39:05

There's something about watching somebody's life flash

39:08

before their eyes and they're just like

39:11

realization in that moment that

39:14

is so, you like can't look

39:16

away and it's hard to explain like, and I

39:18

feel weird like watching these people. You're able to

39:20

watch the whole thing? Yeah. I

39:23

can't look, I have to turn it off. It's such a weird like...

39:25

I just love when they get busted. Dude,

39:27

there's some edits where they make them look

39:29

really foolish because they are fools. They're remixes.

39:32

Yeah, and there's this one guy and he's like...

39:34

Remixes that do like songs to it? They'll do like,

39:36

because they're such creepy people and we

39:38

got like deep on YouTube one night

39:41

and we're... Chris Hansen videos,

39:43

we watch them. Those are like our things. Yeah,

39:45

and then if you go deep into YouTube, they

39:47

make like remix videos of these like

39:49

predators and they like edit the videos.

39:53

Just drop the beat. It's the block and the scene. Put the

39:55

beer in the fridge. Put the beer in the fridge. Come on.

39:58

Put the beer in the fridge. Nothing wrong. wrong

40:01

like those are popping back then those

40:03

are the best videos in my dream gig

40:06

if I was like 14 years old just to

40:09

be like the bait like just a second yeah

40:13

that's pretty crazy though that

40:15

they even had the bait

40:17

I know I think that

40:20

was completely unnecessary yeah I

40:22

mean just like yeah Whitney Cummings

40:24

came on our podcast yesterday and the sound

40:26

of freedom movie she was like it's so

40:28

weird that they had child actors playing the

40:30

yeah sex trafficked kids in the movie

40:32

right like it's just a weird thing to do like

40:34

for to be like here acts like this is happening

40:36

yeah I feel like later in life they're gonna look

40:39

back at that and be like wait I

40:41

wouldn't have done this actually if I like knew what

40:43

I was signing up for maybe they just had

40:45

like people that on Chris Hanson show looked

40:47

younger and they were of age yeah

40:50

I saw some kids there

40:52

were some kids on there yeah I remember

40:54

seeing a

40:56

baby yeah well

40:58

did you know the fun fact the

41:01

last episode of to catch a predator

41:03

was a politician and they got him

41:06

and they arrested him and he on

41:09

the live big season finale they never aired

41:12

it I don't think yeah I know I wouldn't be

41:14

a kind of the end well who was the politician

41:17

I got

41:20

Jersey something is

41:22

not a it's not a really

41:24

good after that happened they were just like we can't

41:26

do this anymore because of this or like why you're

41:30

doing something that bad you get caught like

41:32

and whatever happens after it's not your fault

41:34

oh yeah no you know I mean so

41:37

I'm avoiding going to jail exactly I knew

41:39

a guy who got no busted on like

41:41

one of those YouTube sites where they

41:44

go and confront him this was like a distance

41:47

friend I've always done it for years but probably

41:49

see him every three months at a party kind

41:51

of thing they were best friends they had an

41:53

apartment together no but I've been to his place

42:00

before but oh god you see where

42:02

was I want to say this no

42:04

but I've been to his party yes

42:06

they were so disturbing about it because

42:09

that's what's so disturbing

42:12

about it is because I never knew he

42:14

had the side to him but pretty much

42:17

he was like on Grindr

42:19

one didn't even know he had that lifestyle

42:21

but you know that's his business but he

42:23

got caught in a conversation with a guy

42:26

who was posing as a 13 year old

42:28

and was reminding him by the way I'm

42:30

underage I'm underage and then he the

42:33

video starts off and this guy

42:35

just like starts recording him outside of his apartment

42:37

goes who you here to see man this

42:40

is well I'm the 13 year old that

42:42

herb I don't know if it was there

42:44

from there I was like no it was

42:46

just like yo and if that's what's the

42:48

freakiest thing is that you that this was

42:50

a friend I knew and you don't know

42:52

what I'm gonna like yeah who are they

42:54

like their phone but who are these girls

42:56

on our couch right now we don't know

42:58

we're good for eight people range about

43:00

that video is now it's

43:12

removed so I'm like what did he do

43:14

you go to jail like you have to go

43:16

to jail forever you get public be shamed

43:18

he lost his job his friends and family

43:20

these days public shame is he still got one

43:22

friend he still got you I saw

43:25

him the

43:29

other day and I was like went the other

43:31

way that's really interesting that it's deleted off um

43:35

never be deleted that should be out there forever

43:37

I know but that's where like I don't know

43:40

what what happened really he like the town that

43:44

is just full of them no it's like

43:46

a sanctuary where they all go because like

43:48

they're not accepted around like most

43:51

people obviously so there's like a an

43:53

entire city that's full of them because you

43:55

work it like getting jobs and stuff like

43:57

that yeah LA Manhattan?

44:00

No, it's uh where is it? City of Refuge,

44:03

Miracle Village. Oh

44:08

I love it man. And Florida

44:10

of course. Yeah, Miracle Village. All

44:12

the priests in Nevada. Let's

44:15

change the name. I

44:18

saw like a video of people like interviewing

44:20

people there and they're like saying

44:22

like you know it's really nice because like

44:24

nobody's judging us here and we're all you

44:26

know we can get

44:28

jobs and people don't look at our past

44:30

and things that we've done as you know

44:33

some I'm like bro. Remember they tried to

44:35

add like like pedophilia to like

44:37

they're making it they're trying to make it

44:39

seem like it's just like a sexual preference.

44:41

Yeah. I'm so back and forth because they

44:43

are humans too and obviously they didn't like

44:45

decide on checkbox like into kids. Like I

44:48

truly feel like something's wrong with their brain. It's

44:50

a mental. It's something's wrong with their brain and

44:52

I just feel bad and yeah they do just

44:54

if they need a if they need a neighborhood

44:56

like this to all live

44:59

at. You know what I mean? Is there a

45:01

computer lab and like someone's like I'm going to

45:03

need you to log out right now. There's no

45:05

one by there. No that's not allowed there.

45:08

The little whisper. I'm

45:10

going to log out for me. Yeah,

45:14

go ahead and log out. I'm

45:16

on a private fee like restrictions that they

45:18

have like with anything in that neighborhood. Kids

45:20

in there though. Yeah, I'm sure they

45:22

got to be having families. Oh,

45:24

imagine a family just like on vacation like

45:27

just trying to find like a location. It's

45:29

like a hun. Check this. I found somewhere

45:31

called Miracle Village. That's a good movie.

45:35

Yeah. Oh, this is the community.

45:37

Yeah, it's a community. I can go

45:39

for it's right outside of Disneyland and

45:41

her kids with such respect over you.

45:44

No Wi-Fi or kids will talk to us. I

45:46

don't see Tommy smile like this. Oh,

45:50

it's terrible. Yeah, really bad. It's terrible. Yeah,

45:53

it really is. How did we get here? We

45:56

don't think so. What would you do when you get here? Yeah,

45:59

I thought that. guys. It's dumb. You've

46:01

never talked about child pedophilia. Come

46:03

on. I think Matt brought

46:05

it up. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah.

46:07

You got that buddy, right? You're best friend.

46:09

You look good,

46:11

right? Not friends anymore. I'm sorry, Matt. I hate to

46:13

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I just can't wait for Cachoa. All

47:34

right. What else? Truth or Dare? All

47:36

right. Here we go. Whisper challenge, whisper challenge. What

47:39

else are you guys doing out here? You guys out here for a PR like press

47:41

run? Oh, we don't have it like

47:43

that. Um, we're just, you know, just shooting the

47:45

shit with people on camera is kind of what

47:47

we do. Yeah. Just pretty much just visiting because

47:49

you're like bored and like want to hang every

47:52

couple months because everyone's out here for guests.

47:54

And like we just talked about zoom kind

47:56

of sucks. We like to like bank a bunch

47:58

of episodes. Oh, that's okay. Yeah. Cool.

48:02

Does Barstool have an LA office? No. If

48:04

they did. They want to start one. So

48:06

if they did and if they said that you

48:08

guys could live out here, would you do it?

48:10

No. So okay. We

48:13

started a rumor. We started a rumor. We went through a

48:15

really, I went through a breakup

48:17

and then, and I was doing a

48:19

lot of drugs. Yes. Amazing.

48:25

We can't be in the city anymore. And

48:27

we started a rumor that we're moving to LA. So the

48:29

CEO at the time of Barstool was like, Bri,

48:32

you want to start an LA office? Like you can

48:34

be the LA based. I'm like, ooh. It

48:36

was like a 6am idea. Like, I want the best theory. I don't have

48:38

an idea like that. I was an offender and fuck. Yeah, I guess. And

48:45

then it was like a six month period where we're

48:48

like, yeah, I'm looking at apartments and looking at places

48:50

and it never happened. So no, we don't want to move

48:52

here. Right? Good choice.

48:54

People that live in here love New York.

48:56

I feel like. We're

48:59

all like East Coast people till we die. Yeah, it's

49:01

like in your blood. I feel. Yeah.

49:04

I think if I lived out here, it'd be good for me because it's no

49:06

offense kind of boring out here. Oh,

49:09

it is. It's definitely I feel like

49:11

it's gone. It's gotten more boring. Yeah. Like,

49:14

especially in what sense? Like the going out

49:16

scene or like I have a hard time ever saying

49:18

no. And I like to like go to like a party

49:20

like in a fight with a biker over a game of

49:22

pool. Yeah. Your

49:24

bars are open up late to. Yeah. Yeah.

49:28

It's 2 a.m. You're like, well, where's the after

49:30

party? And did we get beer? Because now we

49:32

can't because it's crazy because 2

49:34

a.m. is our peak. Like usually if you're out

49:36

drinking 2 a.m. is like when you're feeling your

49:38

best. Yeah. And then they're just like, we

49:41

go out at midnight. Yeah. That's like

49:43

when we were 11. I'm like, we got to hurry. God, we

49:45

got to have fun. When we were in Florida, like we would

49:47

be like, all right, you want me to come over? Let's start

49:49

going out. It was like 1230 getting ready to

49:51

go. Like one. Yeah. Because

49:53

our bars open till like six. There was we would be

49:55

going out until like. Yeah. We

49:58

had friends with bars and we'll just stay. until

50:00

the sun comes off. Aww, even better. It's

50:02

like a sunny, old dolphin. What's

50:05

that show? Oh, a sunny Philadelphia. Yeah, that's a cool

50:07

vibe. That's a cool vibe. Yeah. Yeah.

50:10

That's the best when you're in a place and they're

50:12

like, you can do it. There's something so nice about

50:14

smoking indoors. It feels big, it

50:16

feels wrong. Yeah. Right. But

50:18

we also, I don't think the

50:21

LA people suck thing is true. No.

50:24

We used to think that before we started because I didn't hear them. It's just

50:26

boring, but I've met so, even you guys are awesome.

50:28

We've known each other for what, like 30 minutes?

50:30

Yeah, dude. You guys, she left this. Oh, cool.

50:33

People here are awesome. Off camera? Yeah, for

50:35

real. Nice. Please, for the love

50:37

of God. That's awesome. Sometimes you do stuff and you're like, I thought we

50:39

were friends, then you never talk to people again. That's why

50:41

we do their projects. That's a tricky part. We just think

50:43

we're friends with everyone. You guys don't live here, so it'll

50:45

be a little difficult, but whenever you're out here, definitely hit

50:47

us up. Yeah, we're fine. Thanks. Have y'all

50:50

met them before in person? No. This is

50:52

my first. I feel like I know them because I've seen

50:54

them so many times on my phone. You guys have no

50:56

idea. Yeah, I know everything about you. Yeah. So cool. I

50:59

haven't met any of you guys. Have you met

51:01

them? David. No, but that's where also, I feel

51:03

like we've been online friends. I feel like we

51:05

like comment and like each other's stuff, but I

51:07

felt like when I first saw them downstairs, I

51:10

had to be like, hi, I'm Matt. Yeah. It's really

51:12

weird too when you go out to a setting where

51:14

there is a bunch of internet people and

51:16

you see them all the time and you're like, I don't know

51:18

if I've ever met them. Not them or not, yeah. And if

51:20

you guys like you know them, you just see so much of

51:22

their face, you're like, I don't know if I've ever actually

51:25

introduced myself. Well, that's the thing with us.

51:28

If we know you on social media, we'll

51:30

let you know that. And then sometimes people

51:32

will pretend not to know. I just hate

51:34

when people pretend they don't know you. I think it breaks

51:36

the tension or it breaks the ice. As

51:39

soon as you say, oh my God, I watch you. I

51:41

think that makes it just 10 times better where they come

51:43

to these hours, it's not awkward. It's not like this. I

51:46

know you, I watch you. I'm not gonna pretend I don't. I'm gonna say

51:48

something weird and you're gonna be like, how did you know that? Yeah,

51:50

I would never go, because there are those

51:52

people, they'll be like, like,

51:54

da da da, it's so nice to meet

51:56

you. Like pretend, yeah, just reiterating, oh, I

51:58

fucked up. But if they're

52:00

a big fan of you, then I understand. Like,

52:03

I did, like, when I met some of the

52:05

cast of the game, I pretended like in a

52:07

very, in a very cool way. Like,

52:09

yeah, in a very authentic way. Where it's not like, you

52:11

know, it's not an event thing, but it's like at a

52:13

party. I have to pretend, I don't

52:15

know, because like, I don't want to look like a crazy person.

52:18

I don't want them to think that I'm just this person that's

52:20

gonna look at them the whole night. Because I will. It's such

52:22

a weird line too, because like, you don't want to act

52:24

like you know them and be like this person, but then if you

52:26

like act like you don't know them, then it's like, okay, he clearly

52:29

knows who I am. And

52:31

like, that could be even weirder I feel.

52:33

Specifically Game of Thrones cast. Like, at any

52:35

point, it's just Game of Thrones cast. Anybody

52:38

else, I'm just like, I don't give a

52:40

fuck about you. You mean them out? There's

52:42

a few times where like, I've seen

52:44

them out and like, I just, I'm like

52:46

in shock. Oh, I know. I'm in shock,

52:49

full panic attack. And like, meeting

52:51

them, and I have to pretend that I'm

52:53

not like freaking out and it's. That's

52:55

like the cast of The Office. They're everywhere.

52:58

Everybody's everywhere. They live in our neighborhood. So

53:00

like, he sees Steve Carell and it's like,

53:02

you have to just. Oh my gosh. We

53:04

don't see people like that. No, we really

53:06

don't. I accidentally met him on the road. Oh

53:08

shit. So he lives in our neighborhood and

53:10

I was driving and you know like the streets are kind of

53:12

tight, so you like do like to pull over and like let

53:14

the other person pass. Yes. And

53:18

he was coming towards me, so I pulled over to let him

53:20

go and I rolled my window down because he had just got

53:22

the new portion 911 that came out.

53:24

But you didn't recognize him in the car? No, I

53:26

just liked the car because I'd never seen one in

53:28

person, so I rolled my window down. I gave like

53:30

a thumbs up. I was like, I love your car.

53:33

And then he like stopped and then rolled his window

53:35

down and he was like, what? And I was like,

53:37

I love your car. I haven't seen one yet. It

53:39

looks so sick. And as I'm like sitting here saying

53:41

this to him, I'm like, oh my God, oh my

53:43

God. I also love everything else about you. Yeah. And

53:45

then he was like, oh, thanks so much. I appreciate

53:47

it. And then he like, we just talked

53:49

about the car. I was like, the color too, it's amazing.

53:51

Wait, one second. Let me check out the wheels. You get

53:53

out of the car. You're like, yeah, well. Can

53:56

I take a picture of it? Get

53:59

out of the shot. The celebs are like

54:01

Pokemon like in LA. You're just like, oh my god.

54:03

I caught a moment. I got to kill another one.

54:06

We brought this up so many times, I want

54:08

to tell you guys. One of my favorite celebrity

54:10

encounters also was when we were driving on Ventura

54:12

and it was me and, I believe

54:15

it was me and Todd, we were driving and we

54:17

saw him in Ventura and we see Matt. Matt is

54:19

just crossing the street. And I see Zayn and I'm

54:21

like goofing with him, walking across the street. And he's

54:23

like, hey, we're like, hey, man. He's like, look. They're

54:26

like, yeah, what? He's like, no,

54:28

look. We turn. George Clooney right

54:30

next to us in the city. It is

54:33

so so really, oh my god. It

54:36

was a moment where I just wish it

54:38

was like caught on camera like, oh my

54:40

god. Oh my god. It's just like such

54:43

a crazy rare moment. Matt is just like, man.

54:45

He's in a soft spot. He's

54:47

in fire, Matt. Oh

54:49

my god. It's a

54:52

lot. Oh my god. That's incredible. I

54:54

thought about that moment for such a long time.

54:58

How many moments like that are just missed? You

55:00

don't know you'll ever see. I think

55:02

about that all the time. Yeah, they're everywhere. So let's

55:04

drive everywhere. Yeah. Who

55:06

did you see that was like rehearsing lines in

55:08

their car? It was me. That was you. Oh,

55:11

yeah. That was wild. I

55:13

was driving through Laurel Canyon and I'm just

55:16

like just driving and then I see her

55:18

coming around the side like, oh

55:20

my god. And she's literally

55:23

like that. But you could tell she was

55:25

practicing lines in the car. There's

55:28

no way she's just sitting there making like these.

55:30

It was like so wild the faces that she was

55:32

making like she was like screaming. And

55:35

I was like, I think I just saw her reading her own lines on

55:37

her way to a suit. That is really cool. Like

55:39

this is sick. Oh, that's a lot. Hollywood

55:41

days. They just walk up there. They walk

55:44

among us. Oh, god. Welcome to Hollywood. Get

55:46

used to it. I remember my mom visited,

55:48

I came out to LA for the first

55:50

time and we went to the Grove. And

55:53

of course, coincidentally, a whole red carver premiere

55:55

is in the middle of the Grove. And

55:58

It was like, and it was... Yeah. I've

56:00

never, I've been trying to grow slowly times

56:02

and just never seen it. Adds there's a

56:05

whole resorts. we're for this you know those

56:07

like holiday movies the has like thirty five

56:09

and like the biggest actors in it. difficult

56:11

to call those other movies like star studded

56:13

my idea of mass and or such as

56:15

an investor the defendant. Or

56:18

was like a Christmas summary on my

56:20

mom. You're not gonna believe it. There's

56:22

gonna be about thirty five, Toffler is

56:24

down as red carpet and were walking

56:26

by and deflect all for deliver. Your

56:28

mother's my mom still. The give a shit about

56:30

like that but users at. Milan

56:33

Super Crowed: I've never seen or was

56:35

it his or her phone she's going

56:38

over the same mom kept Alex, you're

56:40

going on a similar. My

56:45

mom, my mom took this like uncomfortably

56:47

close. parts of Olivia Munn on the

56:49

carpet much to paparazzi a three percent

56:51

on it sounds immediate. A brutal A

56:53

look at a slower here over here

56:55

immediately on Facebook, just still selling with

56:58

a what the amount of my Aunt

57:00

Sammy. Sosa out of you know how

57:02

far you've gone. If you're really going to say

57:04

this shit like that, you think they're going to

57:06

do Not use this. Silly

57:10

with Olivia. Gotta

57:12

keep your eyes like pawns repealed in L A. but

57:14

he i find him in the Worth is really the

57:16

who to like A really nice restaurant. You want to

57:18

act like you've been there before you sit down and

57:21

user menu but you're in Philly like. I. Know.

57:24

What I do not approve of? Your

57:27

my sister. Was

57:31

I'm my mom. Are seeking to this

57:33

of in New York and we went to

57:35

we want to Eat and then came outside

57:37

and it was Matt Damon John Krasinski. Ah,

57:42

And ah but this is Stacey Aflac and

57:44

are all a in John Krasinski his wife

57:46

who's name's Emily Blunt and like once the

57:49

know there and then we want sensitive and

57:51

they're all their and I saw them and

57:53

I hope to god them on didn't see

57:55

them to see see was always show is

57:58

like bought the tabloids. like you said. Yeah,

58:01

Loud! he loves and so I saw them.

58:03

I kept walking even though it killed me.

58:05

I'm like gotta keep was It's crazy how

58:08

we walked by myself like they're voting out

58:10

a. To. Stop.

58:13

On like my mom to see them something.

58:15

let's go delivery. The line at Nc spotted

58:17

them is what he did up there and

58:19

I kept walking hoping that should follow me

58:21

and she didn't. Piss

58:23

on the yes, My

58:28

month. They don't know the horse.

58:30

Store Like: why do you think that's like have.

58:35

To go over there and arms when such are still

58:38

it's you want to pitch. A

58:42

fit over to thirty one hundred metres. I

58:44

think the worst part is not the worse

58:46

than ours was a better known bother them

58:48

and for where they bothered to pick so

58:50

how we got. Nearly

58:53

as big as the Thorn. Imagine for

58:55

a wine bottle and the house and

58:57

he posted an hour early. It's the

58:59

best rapper oh dear to my journal

59:01

of yours yeah and are no of

59:03

us will see rather than for as

59:05

like such a was injured or say

59:07

you know while. But

59:09

we went to it. We want a Japanese

59:11

restaurant yesterday and this big guy have long

59:13

hair walks. I were like. Okay

59:16

Fabio Mississippi sit down like oh my

59:18

god Fabio know straight up through we're

59:20

the only people at this restaurant fool

59:22

me once it was the blue and

59:24

he sits down there and my roommates

59:26

parents were also was were all eating

59:29

dinner ended their like celebrity for reads

59:31

right? So as soon as they saw

59:33

this he was drawn to do sitting

59:35

there like smoking and amateur. And for

59:37

your iphone he's like on voicemail is

59:39

like so we're at this restaurant right

59:41

now and five yeah I am I

59:43

saw what he's right there is a

59:45

set. it crazies like people don't see celebrities

59:48

like resume and me and my what are

59:50

you a gimmick of zero which was miserable

59:52

returning a toy there for hims center so

59:54

perfectly came to this like nothing to like

59:56

japanese restaurant because they probably don't want anybody

59:58

shown to them Now we have the one

1:00:00

person in here like Video

1:00:04

Fabio getting hit in the face with

1:00:06

like a bird on a roller coaster.

1:00:08

Yeah roller coaster. It's bad luck, dude

1:00:10

It's like a face. Wait, it was

1:00:12

him. I guess I yesterday he got

1:00:14

Like with all these models and he's

1:00:16

on a roller coaster sitting front. Yes,

1:00:18

and they hit the ward and it's

1:00:20

splattered in things dark

1:00:24

Bottles are watching that seems like yeah bad

1:00:26

omen for sure Like

1:00:29

you couldn't Wow,

1:00:36

but yeah, just one more thing with Fabio.

1:00:39

He doesn't have an Instagram Oh

1:00:41

very good for him a person like no

1:00:43

a person like Fabio's imagine his Instagram Like

1:00:45

how like perfect you'd be like the hair

1:00:48

like you'd be so aesthetically and he didn't

1:00:50

have an Instagram That is shocking. Yeah,

1:00:53

did he ever really actors? I think he was just the

1:00:55

cover of like romance guy, right? Yeah, just like it would

1:00:57

be funny if one of you had the book I

1:01:03

wonder how much money is like in his

1:01:05

bank account today net worth 10 million already

1:01:08

checked. Did you really check last night at

1:01:10

dinner? It's just like ours is fine. I

1:01:12

know but like you just take that and

1:01:14

you either add like either I've or you

1:01:16

subtract five. Yeah, right like mine says Mine

1:01:19

says like what 250 K so you Negative

1:01:28

like I looked up drink Is

1:01:37

it still negative I didn't say oh it went

1:01:39

up it went up he's in the green I'm

1:01:41

price one. Oh, you know, he's big in like

1:01:43

Mexico yeah crushing it because he got here and

1:01:45

then he changed it. What did he change his

1:01:47

name to these other like Both

1:01:52

sinkos. Yeah, Drake. I'm fine.

1:01:54

Yeah, there's a word for

1:01:57

Bell. Oh, that is really

1:01:59

crazy Yeah. How

1:02:02

do I sell this as much as I

1:02:04

can lend some ago I that that that

1:02:06

little separation between your daughter's probably like something

1:02:08

that like you surprised me the most of

1:02:10

the like know wedding thing and arts I

1:02:12

don't want to like to. just my childhood

1:02:14

leading up to light and sophomores you to

1:02:16

see them as like best friends. Yeah and.

1:02:18

Done. Any realize that sort of the show and

1:02:20

are like oh boy was little your soul crushing?

1:02:23

Yeah that kind of like are things that. Are

1:02:27

just like, maybe like really like

1:02:29

realize everybody isn't. On. Camera

1:02:31

is now. Are you are two different

1:02:33

guys in this room? Millionaire? Yeah. Ah,

1:02:37

Suffocate. Only big. You'll probably see a lot

1:02:39

of really cool celebrities to like. I don't

1:02:41

know, have been some stuff. Are you a

1:02:44

type of person to go up and be

1:02:46

like, hey, take it a picture, Are you

1:02:48

more like the moment or to have anything

1:02:50

little amounted to play all day? I. Even

1:02:52

at night like this would have what are you

1:02:55

gonna say that they have already heard before bro

1:02:57

that's my problem. I'm like I really wanna like

1:02:59

outside anyone has ever met them if I could.

1:03:01

In hissing and can't. And has seen it's

1:03:03

A Lead with my boyfriend. I see it so much more

1:03:05

like. A can't do that. Like

1:03:08

I what am I gonna say that's gonna change this

1:03:10

person's mind? I know like I really want to release

1:03:12

you on a on a epic level but I. Am.

1:03:14

Just going to say everything even are found in I. Am

1:03:16

are are interviewed good at like interviews I

1:03:18

giving interviews like anybody but on the spot

1:03:21

like lives I clam up she's really got

1:03:23

really got you I think in order so

1:03:25

so so embarrassing going up as herself he

1:03:27

just be like a reporter like a influence

1:03:29

a reporter on the carpet whereby get older

1:03:31

I don't lie to you so it's not

1:03:33

like we're for you like they're coming up

1:03:35

to you and set of I can return

1:03:37

they were working on getting into that the

1:03:39

law school and then I was I wish

1:03:41

I did you have like liar liar out

1:03:43

the absolute worst at like. This

1:03:45

is as good as his so

1:03:47

got it's tough. I know it's also hard

1:03:49

when you like wanna. Be. Like on screen

1:03:51

with them when they're yeah like act I possibly I

1:03:54

think what I did have a great way to start

1:03:56

though yeah you because i feel especially these days are

1:03:58

over your foot down upon like if. Look at

1:04:00

people like. Our allies and Britain

1:04:02

either. always there, like interviewing out like people. I

1:04:04

feel like people see them as celebrities on another

1:04:07

level of good at it says so confident just

1:04:09

like very like some reasonable for the Isis has

1:04:11

been doing it for like thirty years. It's intuit

1:04:13

she was born for this. I can tell when

1:04:15

people are star access time as I had incredible

1:04:18

Cecile got out of Yamamah tenth year and I

1:04:20

still don't know. hello. How the fuck am I

1:04:22

could barely talk to you? Yeah, I could imagine

1:04:24

I would. Yeah, It's

1:04:27

bad our sick of by confidence at the

1:04:29

store is be no. Arrived at the hotel

1:04:31

near proud. And monthly Tonight I'd like to

1:04:33

install com possesses It went off. Seriously

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those have learned about die out. If they

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were I target more than before. I take

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one for every episode and is worth see.

1:04:45

Like beta blocker and I should went to

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shit on people have been all babies. side

1:04:49

I got like three weeks ago. how long

1:04:51

does it last? I don't know. I think

1:04:53

I'll get on that because Elisa said she

1:04:55

got it. No oh no no icy hot

1:04:58

It like from like year and a half

1:05:00

ago. I just never took. I'm far as

1:05:02

I'm not, I only pills as if I freaked

1:05:04

me out. Something that you need take every day

1:05:06

to scares Harry has. Weird. do we really need

1:05:08

that every this but. I. Take it just

1:05:10

right before the podcast and it's was like

1:05:12

on your nerves but like my nerves on

1:05:14

feel calm He said you were nervous. Yeah

1:05:16

so who exactly is your third or die

1:05:19

in stocks on my overcast and and a

1:05:21

sister? I just like you just sucks. Like

1:05:23

having all this shit like in your head

1:05:25

because I I've heard nothing is working. Why

1:05:27

is there anything working? I know well. Come

1:05:29

into something and I have a thousand. wasn't

1:05:31

on ask and it's clam up and it's.

1:05:33

Yeah, yeah, Producer: you tried to

1:05:36

beta blockers you want to intuit?

1:05:38

Yeah, so Aclu. They work as

1:05:40

a desirable different, but they're not

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addictive now. Adult. Had

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been. Spicy know it's

1:05:47

most a com like Easier has a if

1:05:49

you're like nervous eight like calms you down.

1:05:51

There was some medicine block the effects of

1:05:54

hormone up enough for and also known as

1:05:56

adrenaline oh so just keeps you like you

1:05:58

take it before scary movie. I'd get

1:06:00

a similar. Okay, I'm

1:06:02

in Minnesota. Know

1:06:05

the and you know the only thing that has worked. Alcohol?

1:06:08

yeah no works every time. It's and

1:06:10

ever not words. I hate to say is

1:06:12

it's like a little confidence. Why don't

1:06:14

they? just why don't they do like to have

1:06:17

healthy alcohol pills and our little i don't know

1:06:19

I guess. Yeah, I'm with him. I know, I

1:06:21

always thought like that too and I'd be like

1:06:23

oh, I need to drink, still, like have confidence,

1:06:25

like talk to people and then. I.

1:06:28

Would look back and be like oh my god like

1:06:30

why was I even saying that? Like and ah yes

1:06:32

In the moment I felt like I was just turn

1:06:34

it up having a good time and you know, super

1:06:36

likeable and I'm like. As public.

1:06:38

Kind of. and no, no, no, not not too

1:06:40

drunk. There's a difference between like, Doing.

1:06:43

Very drunk and and just like to add a

1:06:45

big honor your time in between loosen up after

1:06:47

her actual conversation with it. but I feel like

1:06:49

I sound smarter when I have a few drinks

1:06:51

and may I like I'm not like someone or

1:06:53

at work. Like it's like I don't know if

1:06:55

it's good or bad side. When we did I

1:06:57

january we were like oh. This. Is

1:06:59

good, soda can talk to people and I can do

1:07:01

things and be sober and have fun. And then we

1:07:03

went out and and imprison i somewhere like. For

1:07:06

jacket on. For some reason we're like we select

1:07:09

grandmother's why resist far as he pleases or any

1:07:11

one utter knows we're at a at a guess.

1:07:13

It's a weird line but I get like the

1:07:15

shot. And doing something and your idea and

1:07:17

then it's like that path of the aisle

1:07:19

and I know, but it's so this is

1:07:22

fine as. An ally. immense amount of. he ends

1:07:24

up every once in awhile at all. Have like. I

1:07:26

have to have at least like five during before I go up

1:07:29

the asked. Us to feel calmer and then I for

1:07:31

hims fuck up my settle in and in the confidence

1:07:33

that I'll send it is a is this editors of

1:07:35

know like the brainpower. And them you know the

1:07:37

oh usa? do you enjoy doing it? I.

1:07:39

Love doing it but every time I I

1:07:42

do it I leave and I don't feel

1:07:44

like it was good enough every time but

1:07:46

it always ago. Heard he did ya. They

1:07:48

got me our total sets and nine

1:07:50

hundred and your leave Immediately go to another

1:07:52

wine in. Don't tell anybody that I

1:07:54

assume you're. Doing. It in just

1:07:57

are you doing my work of ten minutes

1:07:59

and thirty. Like yeah, 10 of them

1:08:01

15 you guys have done a lot of live

1:08:03

shows like together you guys done like yeah I'm to her

1:08:05

we just never done a lot of We're

1:08:09

so scared We don't really

1:08:11

plan them. Oh, you don't plan them you guys just

1:08:13

go out go away until we're completely irrelevant to do

1:08:15

it So only like 10 people show up, and then

1:08:17

we feel good on stage So

1:08:20

scary, but it's also nice like the people that listen

1:08:22

to your podcast will just laugh at anything you

1:08:24

say they love you I know but like that's we

1:08:26

don't but we don't want to go with that mentality

1:08:29

though where it's like Oh anything's okay Yeah,

1:08:31

our fear is people showing up and not

1:08:33

having a good time and being like oh

1:08:35

We just wasted our money like that was

1:08:37

like yeah, oh and then like we're so

1:08:39

scared to like disappoint people We want people

1:08:41

to have like a great time. Yeah, we

1:08:43

do we do no phones No, you can't

1:08:45

record anything so that we talk about everything

1:08:47

and that way that's how does that work

1:08:49

like are you zipping them up? In packets

1:08:51

or you're like you did a comedy club. Yeah,

1:08:54

you they're like there's they walk around They're

1:08:56

like oh are they are they annoyed with that are

1:08:58

like people that oh they like it because we say it

1:09:00

at the beginning We're like we put your phones away. We'll

1:09:02

tell you all the stuff, and we tell them

1:09:04

all the stuff Maybe

1:09:07

that's what we got like to never leave

1:09:09

to me What's the nightmare is the footage

1:09:11

is someone recording of just something out of

1:09:13

context and then making it today? Yeah, one's

1:09:15

allowed like our team with cameras. No one

1:09:17

else can I love that? I didn't even

1:09:19

know you do that love it because people feel

1:09:21

like it's like an intimate night Which it is it

1:09:23

does it makes it more special I feel yeah And it's

1:09:25

like a we kind of do the same thing every show like once you

1:09:27

get in the groove of it It's fun, and

1:09:30

you're like so yeah on your like your live shows.

1:09:32

Do you have like? the

1:09:34

same thing that you'll run for each show and like

1:09:38

How do I explain it like are you like making

1:09:40

a completely new show if like people come to like

1:09:42

both of them or anything? Like that or we heard

1:09:45

this before you said yeah, Milwaukee one show in each

1:09:48

City so okay that like that way

1:09:50

like people probably won't be repeating the

1:09:52

show right and It's

1:09:54

a couple things change here and there when we do it

1:09:56

But uh we have like one story that we started with that

1:09:59

ended up by the end of it. It's

1:10:01

getting progressively. Progressively, we just kept adding to

1:10:03

it. It was surprising, both of us. We

1:10:05

were like, yeah, I

1:10:07

can't believe that happened. Doing

1:10:09

a duo stand-up hit the

1:10:12

whole time. And then we'll have a guest at each

1:10:14

show. And it's cool. The people love it.

1:10:16

And we love it. Do you do like an

1:10:18

hour? Sometimes it would be like two. Oh wow. Yeah.

1:10:21

But we would always run the longest. It would only

1:10:23

be like 30 minutes. Dude, I would not suggest guests

1:10:25

unless you know them. And you are very

1:10:28

comfortable with them. Even some of the

1:10:30

people we thought were going to be great guests got up there

1:10:32

and clammed up. And it's really

1:10:34

hard. Oh wait, you've guessed that you brought

1:10:36

on stage that you've never podcasted before? Some

1:10:39

they would, but then they get in front of a live

1:10:41

crowd. And of course, it's terrifying. But

1:10:43

you can't practice before. And

1:10:46

then it's just us pulling teeth. And it's like,

1:10:48

awkward. What the fuck do you do? Take

1:10:50

something. What do you think about it? Like after a bad show

1:10:53

like that, do you think about it for a long time or

1:10:55

it kind of goes away right before the next show? You're just

1:10:57

like, oh, it's a new night. We

1:10:59

didn't have time because we had an after party. After party

1:11:01

was part of it. You got a party with all the fans? Yeah.

1:11:04

Which is the coolest part of the show. Oh wait, the actual thing.

1:11:06

You get to see your people who listen

1:11:08

face to face, which is the coolest part.

1:11:10

And that's how you make up for a

1:11:12

maybe bad show if it happens. Just get

1:11:15

black out with them afterwards. Yeah. Okay,

1:11:17

I'm starting to like this. And then you pull down. I'm

1:11:19

starting to like that. And then there's only a limited amount of tickets

1:11:21

for the show. So everyone that couldn't go to the show, our

1:11:23

after parties are free. And then everyone can

1:11:25

come to the after party. That's really fun. They

1:11:28

should be our managers. Yeah, I got you.

1:11:30

I don't know what I'm doing. What are you

1:11:32

ever like, I really do not buy me a

1:11:34

shot. Like, oh my God, do you know?

1:11:36

Do these people get and you can't say no. I'm never going

1:11:38

to say no. Because you're letting them down because they come to

1:11:40

the party to take a shot with you. You kind

1:11:42

of have to just let go, right? That night and just be like, we have

1:11:44

to do it. That's like when we used to

1:11:47

go out, it would be like we were known as like

1:11:49

the drinkers and the partiers. And it would be like they

1:11:51

would want to buy a shot, which is very nice. Like

1:11:54

I'm, thank you very much. But then you're

1:11:56

like, you can't say no. And it was just like

1:11:58

here. And

1:12:00

you're just like no because like I'm blacked out.

1:12:02

Yeah, I just can't you have to draw the

1:12:04

line Are you doing like back-to-back? Sorry? I'm we're

1:12:06

asking all these questions because we like never done

1:12:08

before always fun to hear about this But are

1:12:10

do you guys do back-to-back shows or you guys

1:12:12

spread it out like through like every other weekend

1:12:14

or we did it The last tour

1:12:16

every other week so that we could

1:12:18

like have time to recover from cover

1:12:20

because it kind of is a lot

1:12:22

It's yeah socially taxing to yeah, but

1:12:24

like everything into it and you kind of

1:12:26

feel like drained for a week after

1:12:28

huh, okay? Yeah, that's something like cuz

1:12:31

we do our our podcast episodes every

1:12:33

week We don't like pre-record anything so we

1:12:35

would have to do like a pre-recording Yeah,

1:12:37

is it really tough to get a podcast

1:12:39

out like on the road? So we'd record

1:12:42

the night that we got there and just be like

1:12:44

hey we're in Philly and like talk about it, but

1:12:46

that we wouldn't have much to talk about because the

1:12:50

The show hadn't happened yet The

1:12:52

week which gets tricky. It's hard to episode

1:12:54

the week. It's a lot. Yeah, actually when

1:12:56

we're traveling and stuff. Yeah Yeah,

1:12:58

I don't know we usually have shit to talk about

1:13:01

yeah It's just like us talking like we

1:13:03

would in a room of just us Yeah,

1:13:05

just like kind of you're talking to the

1:13:07

crowd or like they'll probably they like like

1:13:09

us not having guests more Yeah, unless they're

1:13:12

good guests. Yeah, I have another like bar

1:13:14

stool work culture thing How popular are you

1:13:16

guys at bar stool like like like? amongst

1:13:19

our co-workers I Guess

1:13:21

so I'm just thinking like are you guys

1:13:23

like one of like the more like legit

1:13:25

pair I'm just picturing like a town hall kind

1:13:28

of like meeting of like hey, we're bar

1:13:30

store Are you guys just sitting up front

1:13:32

like there's just so many of them

1:13:34

and like I do they do They

1:13:37

treat us really well there. Yeah, if I guess we're

1:13:39

doing the town hall in like the olden days I

1:13:42

guess we'd also be wearing the white wigs

1:13:44

with them. Oh, okay. So you're like,

1:13:46

yeah, you're pretty considered there's

1:13:48

like tears now more like a mega brand which is

1:13:50

cool It looks like TMZ and they're like how many

1:13:52

people are working there in office a lot

1:13:54

Yeah, we have three two floors three

1:13:56

two floors floors like the second floor

1:13:59

is all salespeople and

1:14:01

like the smart people and

1:14:03

then it's like all of us down not our

1:14:05

floor playing dog balls and

1:14:07

shit. Our studio used to be up there. Yeah,

1:14:09

is it like a like

1:14:12

a Google headquarter where people are just like lounging

1:14:14

and like eating and it's very like laid-back. Yeah,

1:14:16

like changed it. They like got rid

1:14:18

of like 40 desks and just made like

1:14:20

a huge room of couches and like

1:14:23

people are just now working off their yeah

1:14:25

well then they made the Chicago there's a

1:14:27

Chicago office now. They always had one but

1:14:29

it was never like what it is now

1:14:31

they just got like a warehouse and they

1:14:33

have like basketball like a 20 million dollar

1:14:35

office and we really missed the

1:14:37

train on going to Chicago. They

1:14:39

go catering every day. We get bagels

1:14:42

on Mondays. Wow. What the fuck? Like

1:14:44

the Google YouTube office. It's

1:14:46

like a mall in there. It's like a slide.

1:14:48

It's insane. The amount of food we get there.

1:14:50

The employees are having it. I wish we had

1:14:52

that shit when we were fucking working back then.

1:14:55

Yeah, the office is definitely cool. Yeah, it's

1:14:57

fun. Now you don't even have to go

1:14:59

to the office. You guys have like ID cards you like

1:15:01

swipe to get in or like yeah face recognition stuff. ID

1:15:03

cards. ID cards. A little time. A little time. Yeah. What

1:15:06

do you call those though? Punch. You have

1:15:08

time punch codes? Yeah. Like clock in and

1:15:11

out. Yeah. What time? I

1:15:13

think I was also when I was flipping burgers.

1:15:15

Punch in, punch out. Yeah, what were you flipping

1:15:17

burgers before this? We flipped burgers together for a

1:15:19

short minute. First job. No way. Where? In Boston.

1:15:24

I know but was it like a McDonald's? Oh,

1:15:26

Caledullivans. Sullivan. It's a local place. Is it

1:15:28

good burgers? Oh, my God. It's the best

1:15:31

when you're hungover. We would, it was actually, it

1:15:33

was a 30 minute drive from our houses

1:15:35

to work there. Maybe like sometimes 40 and

1:15:38

we would go there when we weren't working just

1:15:40

because we were hungover and I feel like we

1:15:42

would cure it with those burgers. That's it right.

1:15:45

Sullivan's Castle That's us. Wow. I

1:15:47

feel like it's gotten a lot

1:15:49

nicer. Now that's like they have a

1:15:52

was it more like a like a bar?

1:15:54

No, it's an order. You there's nowhere to

1:15:56

sit. You walk in, you order your food and then it's

1:15:58

like a little island where you walk around. Around in

1:16:00

Boston it's surrounded by the ocean. Oh

1:16:02

cool. Oh damn In

1:16:06

like in like the heart of New York

1:16:08

like a hole-in-the-wall type of like yeah Everyone's

1:16:11

female working there. No no it was

1:16:13

a good mix The city kids

1:16:16

would make fun of me the most because I

1:16:18

would have to commute to get there like why

1:16:20

the fuck do you Even work you I'm like, I

1:16:22

don't know it's the only job to let me in

1:16:24

here. Yeah, it sounded fun to work there, too Right

1:16:26

yeah, cool. Do you guys ever go over like seaport?

1:16:28

Yeah? I went there one time

1:16:30

and I loved it. It was so pretty Boston's

1:16:33

a cool thing. It was a really good time there is

1:16:35

Boston the place where they have that like that city that

1:16:37

made like That that that crazy

1:16:39

city remember you're telling me that there's a

1:16:41

crazy seaport it was literally It

1:16:43

was nothing like on the water and then like some rich

1:16:45

guy bought it and just made it like into this Super

1:16:48

cool poppin area. I don't want to go

1:16:50

there area. Yeah Our

1:16:53

parents like when we're driving through there This

1:16:59

when we were kids Is

1:17:02

insane that's is that it the whole it's so

1:17:04

built up. Yeah, it's crazy It's really pretty they

1:17:06

have a bunch of bars and shit now It's

1:17:08

fun, but we never really go home anymore. It's

1:17:10

kind of sad do you now where do you

1:17:12

like? What do you like better Boston or? New

1:17:15

York now Always

1:17:18

love Boston. I'll I'll return there. I'll

1:17:20

settle down there, but New York. Oh really okay

1:17:22

Show in Boston or for views mm-hmm at the Wilbur.

1:17:24

I don't even remember work like it was the will

1:17:27

happen So quick yeah, we did have the blues our

1:17:29

first live show ever with House of Blues next to

1:17:31

Fenway We were like this is all that we couldn't

1:17:33

believe it. We didn't prep at all for that one.

1:17:35

I mean I was like you were there I

1:17:39

think it's sold out. Yeah. Yeah, it was seated

1:17:41

So it was like 600, but it was our first

1:17:43

one off, and then we like didn't do one for

1:17:45

two years after oh wow The two of us we just kept

1:17:47

going it's gonna be good. We're gonna be fine. It's gonna be good It's

1:17:50

crazy how we see yours because when you whenever you

1:17:52

see it like a stand-up comedian They don't look like

1:17:54

they see the audience is like oh my god. I'm

1:17:56

so nervous like they just kill it And

1:17:58

then you just go to us that like We just went through

1:18:00

a tour. It's like we're just

1:18:02

so relatable We can really

1:18:04

just see themselves in us. You have

1:18:06

a pretty thick like Boston accent People

1:18:09

say it's fake sometimes. I just it comes out.

1:18:11

I don't I think I have like a

1:18:13

personality disorder Broski she's

1:18:15

from Texas, but then she'll go like heavy southern Yeah

1:18:17

But do you but do you have like a stick

1:18:19

of a ball only when I'm with her or from

1:18:22

my with my family from home I'm

1:18:24

like when I'm on BFF's my accent goes away, and

1:18:26

they're like what this fucking fraud bitch But then

1:18:28

I go when I'm with my best friends I'm

1:18:30

like coming back and I go home and I'm talking

1:18:32

like fucking this I'm say fuck this fuck that Yeah,

1:18:34

probably because like that's like dude. That's where

1:18:36

you come from like if you want to access your accent

1:18:39

like Talk you

1:18:41

won't understand. Yeah, if Boston super

1:18:43

Italian to or Italian

1:18:46

Irish right I'm so Irish. I'm

1:18:48

basically in breaded What

1:18:51

do you okay the the

1:18:53

place where you go sleep in your house, what do you

1:18:55

call that bedroom? Okay, but

1:18:57

now just say it's a Living

1:19:04

room is parlor. The living room is the

1:19:06

parlor Instead

1:19:09

of dinner supper All

1:19:12

right, we're good. Yeah. Thank you guys so much for

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1:19:20

And we're going on yours in a couple

1:19:22

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