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know that feeling like, I'm about to get
1:01
sick. And it's not a hangover sick. It's
1:03
like, shit is about to go
1:06
down. Your bones feel like
1:08
lead. I get that. But then
1:10
I also get this weird sunburn feeling. You
1:12
know when you get like a hot flash?
1:14
Kind of like that. I just feel like
1:16
incredibly sunburnt right before I get sick. I
1:18
feel it in my face. Whenever I get
1:20
sick. For me it's on my bones. I
1:22
get that shiver. Immediately
1:25
I know I'm about to get sick. I run
1:27
downstairs and start popping so I can't just... I
1:29
was going to bed and I was like, you
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know the giddiness that you have when you're just
1:33
going to bed in general? But
1:35
when you're sick you're just like, you're
1:38
like, I'm not going to make it through the winter. I
1:41
was like, this is terrible. And
1:43
then you get that first fever dream when you're
1:45
sick. You're having a dream that you've never even...
1:47
Fever dream. I've never... Like
1:50
when you're suddenly, you're in hot sweats, you're at your
1:52
peak of a flu. And you're sleeping and you're
1:54
having a full on fever dream. That's
1:57
the worst. And you wake up
1:59
just so... I
2:03
was drenched and we're trying to make it
2:05
as cold as possible Patricia's like it's a
2:07
fucking igloo, but I'm sweating my butt off
2:09
like I have no problem with it It
2:11
ain't cold enough. Yeah, I just bought I
2:13
actually just bought myself an ice blanket from
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from tick tock job I like it. I
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thought it's exactly what what it sounds not
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an ad not an ad It's
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cold. It's a cold blanket, and it just
2:24
stays cool So what it does it keeps
2:26
you cool and then throughout the throughout the
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night if you want it to um It
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will stay cold until you fall asleep Do
2:36
you freeze it? What is it? No, it's
2:38
just a cold blanket. It's cold. What's in
2:40
it is there cool? I don't know but
2:42
it works got a radiator Put
2:47
it into the freezer every I Was
2:51
like sweat my ass I'm like who knows
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something that can be cool at night and
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everyone's like I slank it Another
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good thing that a lot of people use are the the
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little fan thing you slide up to the foot of your
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bed And it just tucks up on
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top of your mat, and it you
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fold your sheet over it And it just blows ice
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cold air up your leg There's something about those air
3:11
because I have one it's like that Dyson you know
3:13
the one that you have like a oval You don't
3:15
have the third one No,
3:18
not that one, but there's something about those where I feel
3:20
like it's circulating the same air And it's not really cooling
3:22
me off. It's just blowing air It's kind of like a
3:24
fan and I I need something well
3:26
dine blowing cold air I think you have
3:28
to get the there's a cooling one specifically
3:30
yeah Nice and pure
3:33
cool. I need to get that one. Yeah
3:37
It's the best when you get like a new filter in it you
3:39
take out the old one that you've been like damn Yeah,
3:41
you know you're getting it nice and fresh Yeah,
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love that feeling. I like a little bit of
3:45
circulation in the room. Yeah after a while I'm
3:48
like it feels like you're you're you're breathing
3:50
in the same air like the same air is blowing
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out You know and I just woke up and I
3:54
just I couldn't move and it's the worst when you
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get sick like you know Like it's your
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Sunday. You're playing at your week you're like I'm
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gonna do all these things take on the week and
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it's like no you start the week sick when
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you're sick what are what are like
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the main things that you're eating that
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you just like you think just works
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Pastina. Celery. Yep. Tina shut up. Pastina
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is the only thing that cures. It's
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pasta! No it's really tiny pasta. Pastina.
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Stop. It's magic. Oh wait speaking of Tina
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can I talk about my tattoo really quick? We've
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actually known the intro by the way it's been like okay
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but I'm gonna hear it. Let's roll the intro and then
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we'll get to mine. It's Coppertile
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baby! Run it! This
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is so embarrassing. It's that note team.
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back to Zane and Heath Unfiltered.
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I'm Zane. I'm Heath. I'm
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Matt. I'm Mariah. And you're here for
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another Tuesday, Monday episode. Thank you so much for coming
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back. Mariah. You're welcome. Take
6:25
the lead. Yes, that's what you were saying.
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I got another tattoo. I'm on a kick right now. I got a
6:29
cursive letter T for my mom Tina. She
6:33
doesn't know about it yet. So
6:37
I got this cursive letter T. Is she going to
6:39
find out from this episode? No, I'm Tina tomorrow. I think
6:41
you should keep it a secret. But
6:43
I got this T and I was iffy about
6:45
the T because I wanted it in cursive because
6:47
a regular T is dumb. Yeah. So
6:50
I want it in cursive but cursive letters are tricky
6:52
because they look like other letters. Like a T look,
6:54
this looks like a J. Yeah.
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But that's a cursive T. So I was like, you
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know what? It's all right. It's a T to
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me. That's all that matters. I thought T instantly when
7:03
I saw it. Oh, good. I haven't
7:05
seen it yet. Can I see it? Yeah.
7:08
Okay. So it's cursive T for my mother. And
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as soon as I got it done, I'm
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going to act like I'm going to
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act like I planned this on
7:18
purpose. Okay. See the T. Look
7:21
what happens when I bend my arm. Can you see
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it? Yeah. Oh, wow.
7:27
Oh, it turns into a heart. Did
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you mean it? Did it? Yes.
7:32
Oh, no, I didn't. Whoa.
7:35
I bent. I went like this to look at
7:37
it and I was like, damn. You're an angel
7:39
sent down from back then. You know that? Does
7:42
your mom like the tattoos? No. Oh, no.
7:44
You can do that TikTok where it's like you do
7:46
all your siblings impressions of how you think your mom's
7:48
going to react. Oh, that's really
7:51
good. And then you finally, finally film it.
7:53
We do that. We do that
7:55
all the time without filming it. And
7:57
we're spot. We know her inside and out.
7:59
You're getting. Yeah, I'm in the process. Oh,
8:01
you guys are like... One
8:04
out the door, another one in. I'm just giving
8:06
up for her. You're kind
8:08
of being a teenage angst right now. Whoo! I
8:12
never went through that phase. I'm going through it now. Alright. My
8:16
grandparents texted me all excited that I'm getting them
8:18
removed. We are so proud of you. Really?
8:21
Is this the first time you've ever had a tattoo
8:23
removed? Or have you had other ones removed? No, it's
8:25
the first time. You already got your first treatment done?
8:28
Yeah. But it takes like 10. What? Have
8:31
you had a tattoo removed? No, I didn't. Covered
8:34
up. He says so. He's acting
8:37
like he's upset. Our best friend tattoos. He
8:39
already covered his. We already had a conversation,
8:41
but I did not get it covered. I
8:43
just... It's in the other tattoo. Oh, okay.
8:46
It's in the middle of my mom's sunflower. It's okay, guys. Remember?
8:51
You know what, though? It's your body. You
8:54
can do what you want. Those are memories! You
8:56
can't even see what this says. Those are
8:58
memories. It looks worse than that. It looks
9:00
like you were branded. It means something to
9:03
me. Branding.
9:09
Matt, it was branding at the time. It really was. Oh,
9:12
man. So getting the procedure
9:14
of it removed. What is that sensation
9:16
like? Because I always see
9:18
videos of it, and it's like... It sucks.
9:22
Is it burning it? It's
9:25
very like... Just the top layer of skin, does it
9:27
get further? Because you have to do multiple treatments on
9:29
it, right? It's like burning through into the ink, and
9:31
what it does is it like... It
9:33
picks up the pigment, right? Yeah, it like lasers it
9:36
super hard, and it tries to break apart the ink
9:38
inside of it, and then your
9:40
body starts eating and trying to dissolve and
9:42
work the little broken particles out of your
9:44
system. It doesn't look painful at all. Like
9:47
when I saw the video of you doing
9:49
it, it didn't look that bad. They
9:51
always describe it this way, but it's true. It feels like
9:53
a rubber band happened. Rubber bands just pop, pop, pop,
9:55
pop, pop, pop... Oh, that's really quick. And it's going
9:57
like this. It's like... Like
10:02
they do a pre scan of the shape of
10:04
the tattoo before they go in with the laser
10:06
because it seems like very Exactant on point no,
10:08
they're just they're balling their freehand tracing over top
10:11
of it so they're just holding it and they're
10:13
going like this and Going
10:15
over the whoa does it piss you off when they
10:17
like mess a spot? Because I see that
10:19
they mess it like they're going down and they
10:22
miss a few spots and they have it good And
10:24
get those not really cuz like the individual
10:27
like little laser blasts aren't bad It's when
10:29
it's like sitting in the same spot like
10:31
my leg was like this I
10:35
was over getting that girl. What's annoying is I was like
10:37
I went into it thinking I was like All right, I'm
10:39
gonna get them laser it off I didn't think it was
10:41
gonna be ten sessions But I was also like
10:43
I'll just bang it out real quick because I wanted to get
10:45
this removed Before our wedding because I was like I didn't want
10:47
to be sitting up there holding hands. I got deal right now
10:50
Not only you take my best friend, but you took our test Scott
10:58
was really upset when he saw us getting this
11:00
because he has no deal He
11:06
was like oh you're removing But
11:13
what sucks is I thought I was gonna bang it out in like
11:16
a month two months over how many
11:18
ten sessions How many did you say sessions over
11:21
the course of a month come to find
11:23
out you have to wait two months between
11:25
sessions? What isn't that crazy? I don't think
11:27
you got to wait too much. That's crazy
11:29
That's a crazy amount of heal time because
11:31
the skill what's going? Oh, it's it's your
11:33
body breaking it down So you're going like
11:35
it lasers it and then it takes your
11:37
body two months to start breaking it down
11:39
Oh damn, and then it hits it again,
11:41
and then you start it's it's pretty
11:44
much the same thing as laser hair removal
11:47
Because I was describing to him what I go through
11:49
with laser hair, and it's the exact same
11:51
thing Yeah, it feels like that too on your I
11:53
think it's like it's gotta be the same tool I
11:55
gotta ask Brooke because she does laser hair people could do
11:57
laser hair removal at home now like you No
12:00
way. Yeah, there's
12:02
a little device. It's like 200 bucks for a
12:04
good one. And the girls are doing it over here, they're
12:06
laser... Oh, guys can do it, like you do it at
12:08
home. I would
12:11
actually, I'm so curious to like what it's like.
12:13
Because Patricia has to get like wax all the
12:15
time and I'm like... I would not wax, absolutely
12:17
not. If you get laser hair removal, that saves
12:19
so much like... You just do it one time,
12:21
yeah. Well, you have to do sessions as
12:23
well. Yeah, same thing, you have to wait like five weeks
12:25
in between. Yeah, but yeah, and the amount of money you'll
12:27
spend on like waxing and like all of that. That's the
12:29
odd thing. Marv, was it you
12:31
that got it on somewhere and like you saw
12:33
bruising? Or was that someone else? Yeah, I
12:36
don't go there anymore. Oh, okay. And I
12:38
went to... Call them out. I go to this new person.
12:41
Ooh, we can't, we're so uncomfortable. I go
12:43
to this new person and they confirm that they
12:45
messed up. They did, okay. I
12:47
think I... So there's a spot
12:49
on my beard that hair always grows
12:52
and it sucks because when I shave it off,
12:54
it looks dirty. Laser it. It's right on my
12:56
cheek right here. I
12:58
never... Like a pigmentation problem? No, no, no.
13:00
Like so I grow hair on
13:02
my cheek, like high on my cheek, like next to my nose.
13:05
And every time I shave it, it just
13:07
doesn't... It looks dirty because my pores... That
13:11
was my problem. Look, all of our pores are big over
13:13
here, but when you have hair growing
13:15
through there, it shows as
13:17
black dots for me. And so it
13:19
just looks dirty. So I just want to laser that off
13:21
so it just looks clean. That was my
13:23
biggest problem. Like no matter, I'll shave and it
13:26
still looks dark because my hair is dark. Yeah.
13:29
You can see this, even though there was no hair,
13:31
you can't feel it, you can see it under the
13:33
skin. Yeah. My legs, you can't
13:35
see... Ooh, my eyes. Wow.
13:38
You can't see anything. I haven't lasered
13:40
my legs. Every body part seems different.
13:43
I haven't lasered my legs in like over a year,
13:45
haven't touched them and there's like nothing. And that's
13:48
from the lasering. That's from the laser, but my underarms are
13:50
bad. I haven't gone any year. I need to go back for that. But
13:53
it's like, I've been doing my underarms longer. Let it
13:55
grow out. You think? Great it, yeah. Yeah.
13:58
No, fuck off. My personal... Boy,
14:00
my body hair gives me anxiety. I
14:02
don't want it on me. It's just
14:04
not dark hair, too So it just
14:06
shows really easily. It's just a strange
14:08
thing body hair. Yeah Everyone
14:11
has so many different types. Some people want it.
14:13
Yeah, people want it gone It grows in places
14:15
you don't want it and it won't grow in
14:17
places where you know, you know, it's been going
14:19
crazy for me lately So
14:21
I got chest hair. I think I'm not joking
14:23
in like seventh grade like I had chest hair
14:25
really really young and I
14:28
always looked at my dad and his back was covered
14:31
with hair. You mine too Yeah, and I was like,
14:33
I don't think I'll ever have back hair. I went
14:35
off to college. No back hair out here I maybe
14:37
had like a couple long ones in
14:40
the last like year my back has
14:42
been filling in I
14:44
like So
14:47
bad I catch mine like in like the sunlight or
14:50
like I'll be like in front of a mirror and
14:52
like the Sun is coming through and I'm like I
14:54
go what the hell is that Hair you have these
14:57
like long ones that have been yes, Matt and they
14:59
grow they're so long It's like that wasn't there a
15:01
week ago. And why the hell is my hair not
15:03
growing as fast as my back hair strange
15:06
also ear hair I Haven't
15:09
even thought about that and my
15:12
dad's is like caterpillars. Oh I
15:15
hate how societies made us like look at hair too
15:18
Like when I I think like
15:20
to me hair just looks like it
15:22
means you're dirty But every time I
15:24
see here I hate it It's just my brain
15:26
whenever I see hair or on
15:28
my like lower back lower back. I
15:31
feel this Cuz
15:33
they'll grow in I like I'm Arab so it grow
15:35
it will grow and really really happy right? And
15:38
it just I mean it's not there. I
15:40
just I just gotta wax or you save
15:42
yourself clippers I don't want to but
15:44
not not foam and razor, but
15:46
just no no, I don't I don't like
15:48
shaving It's cuts and I get
15:50
rashes I have any bag like
15:59
None of my business But like for some reason aren't
16:01
pay hair. I like when I look
16:03
I feel like I need it if I have
16:05
no armpit Hair, it looks like it doesn't look
16:07
right. There's some guys who have like can rock
16:09
chest hair And it actually like looks good. It
16:11
looks proportional to like who like Mike Shever No,
16:18
you're right like you know what's really good chest hair
16:20
every time I sound like that's some good job Joe
16:22
Wegener Yeah, yeah, have you ever
16:24
seen Joe Wegener? It's just cool clean Yeah,
16:26
it looks like he goes to a salon
16:29
and gets it like the Brazilian hair grows
16:31
really straight mine It's
16:34
just a straight here is what makes it look yeah,
16:36
and like you take care of yourself, but that When
16:39
you get curly even like it's always heavy
16:41
on this side lighter on that side. I
16:43
hate nipple hair I'm like that out of
16:46
there you guys Mess
16:48
with in there. I've never I'm
16:50
so scared to try it. I feel like that's
16:52
got to be terrible That was the first thing I
16:54
tried outside of shaving when I was in high school
16:57
And it burned the hell out of me, and
16:59
then my mom does it for my dad's back
17:01
But it works really well, but it stinks it
17:04
is the worst smell on planet Earth Can you
17:06
describe the smoke as I've used it on my
17:09
I've used it on my back before and
17:11
it doesn't burn anything But the smell just like
17:13
chemical sour chemical really There's
17:15
like and it claims to have like a sense and
17:17
you're like you know yeah I
17:21
so I I don't prefer to use that but
17:23
it does work really well for people Yeah,
17:25
and does it eventually over time like make
17:27
you stop growing hair like a like a
17:30
laser would or? It
17:32
just kind of like like wax yeah, but when I buzz
17:34
my hair the first I remember it like on my hair
17:36
buzz uh-huh short short my hair never grew back the same
17:38
and that's why I got that Here, too Really
17:40
because remember how I
17:42
had it was back, but it was luscious so
17:44
like it was luscious from here back But
17:47
I got when I cut that hair for the first
17:49
I think if there's something happened in my autonomy up
17:52
here where it just hairs just stop growing
17:54
you can say that again Autonomy
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like your anatomy no autonomy
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look it
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up no you're right
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Candy Crush Oh
19:41
Kings you're right there amen
19:45
to that brother a man how
19:47
do you get caught like how
19:49
do you they had to audit
19:55
the whole thing just he's a pencil right
19:57
close to home allegedly
20:02
spent the funds on Wizard of
20:04
Oz, Candy Crush Saga. He must
20:07
have been on a high it's
20:11
terrible but the high justification he was
20:13
on where he was like I've taken
20:15
the church money. Hear me out. I
20:18
would have had a little bit more respect if
20:20
he was doing it and gambling it because I
20:23
could understand being like I could
20:25
win big I can win big like I'm using
20:27
this money that you know God brought me through
20:29
this church. So he's trying to get the church
20:31
donations to have more money or is this for
20:33
him? Well I'm saying I would understand if he
20:35
used it and was like addicted and he was
20:38
trying to make the money back for the church
20:40
and it was a gambling thing but it was
20:42
just Candy Crush. No, it's just slot machines and
20:44
gambling in the title of the beginning. No but
20:46
Wizard of Oz slots. Because in slot games according
20:48
to authorities and I think right underneath the headline
20:50
too the big headline. It's because you see those
20:52
videos of people winning all that money on the
20:54
phone. And then also it says wait authorities say
20:56
that he was not gambling. Scroll up just a
20:58
little bit. Kodak allegedly
21:01
told authorities that he was not gambling
21:03
but powering up. Powering
21:06
up. I am leveling up myself to the Lord.
21:08
Damn. Power up to Jesus
21:10
Christ. He also got his God daughter, what
21:13
did I say, an Amazon fire tablet.
21:15
Oh that's actually really
21:17
sweet. He's in the confessional booth on
21:20
the other side like they're like forgive
21:22
me Father for my sin and he's
21:24
just like okay. You need to go
21:26
home. I'm
21:29
in the confessional with the priest I'm just like um
21:31
I was about to say your honor. Father, I've
21:33
committed sin, I've used
21:37
five thousand dollars of my family's money on Candy
21:39
Crush because that's true. I did.
21:41
And he would just be like hey
21:43
I'm not gonna lie to
21:45
you. You think you got it bad? I
21:49
saw forty thousand dollars I was the
21:51
turdest I could make. I'm sorry. Those
21:53
are rookie numbers
21:56
baby. Forty K over here. He's like
21:58
go home and do. Seven
22:00
jelly beans in a row. I mean Hail
22:06
Mary's hail Mary's in a row seven hail Mary's in
22:08
a row not jelly bean. That's good Hey, man,
22:11
everybody everybody can be bad. It don't
22:13
matter what position you're in You
22:16
know would like you're addicted to a game like even
22:18
when you're just like zone it out You're still thinking
22:20
of the game like if you play a lot. Yeah,
22:22
I think Tetris Looking
22:31
at the rose of all the
22:33
outfit colors He's
22:39
lining up all two boys like okay you you actually And
22:48
how were they able to find out that Yeah,
22:52
I want to know how they caught it. I
22:54
bet does it not say it on your bank statement Oh,
22:57
you think it yeah, it's probably the oh People
23:00
like he got brought in and then they're just oh
23:02
word of the yeah $40,000
23:04
they need a trace. Where did the money go?
23:07
You know he was sitting there like oh I
23:10
could see look I could see him putting the $40,000 on like
23:12
rent But then
23:14
they see other charges are with candy so they're like
23:16
oh, let's we're just gonna hit the candy crutches It's
23:18
gonna do it better on the headlines it might even
23:20
write five bucks on candy Probably
23:23
saw like a little bit of money go to candy
23:25
garden They're like look where he spent candy crush does
23:27
make like the headline thing yeah, but it all on
23:29
it You think candy crush was like And
23:40
you know everybody in the office was just loving
23:43
this shit like in Colorado,
23:45
Malley did what? Damn
23:48
you know they're not getting any donations for a long
23:50
time after that yeah The
23:53
baskets coming by and they're like this better be
23:55
good They start putting
23:57
actual candy in it as a joke Like,
24:01
you're looking right at the person,
24:03
like, basically like, the
24:06
older people? Oh yeah, they're... The
24:10
passive aggressor, like, be careful about me. They
24:13
have to know, they have to completely replace the
24:15
priest though at this church, right? Yeah, because he's
24:17
in jail. Do you think the new priest
24:19
is going to make a joke out of it the first
24:21
mass? Like, he has to, right? Yeah,
24:23
he gives a sermon on... I know, some of
24:25
you are crushed in this mode. And
24:29
they're like, hahaha, the soft
24:32
laugh. The soft, yeah.
24:35
And you know, Raya, everybody... Let's
24:37
pray for... Everybody went
24:40
to mass that day. Normally, it's probably
24:42
just like 200 people. No,
24:44
the church's attendance is... Oh,
24:48
Raya, I just realized, tell your
24:51
cousins not to use a blow dryer or anything in the bathroom
24:53
because... It'll shut this shit down.
24:56
I should tell them because they might do it. It'll shut this shit down.
24:58
Oh shit, I need to tell them. Good card. Our
25:00
room is connected to the guest room and her cousins are in
25:02
there right now. Hey. Hey. What
25:06
are you doing? I'm filming
25:08
the podcast. Just
25:10
so you know, do not use a blow
25:12
dryer yet until we're done filming because it'll
25:14
shut down the room. In that vanette that I've
25:16
been on. Because Zane doesn't have enough money.
25:19
Good thing you just... I was just about to use one. Oh,
25:21
good. Wow. Yes, it's not because this
25:23
room is connected to your room, so don't touch anything. Okay,
25:27
I have my charger plugged in, so I unplug that. You're
25:29
good on the charger. You also
25:31
didn't lay on the bed yet, did you? Your
25:33
feet aren't on the floor, right? Because that's static, we'll pick
25:36
up. Yeah. No calls from that room. Okay,
25:38
so I'll be later. All right, bye-bye. I
25:41
kind of snapped at a stranger the other day. You did? Yeah.
25:45
So we were at the movie theater and we
25:47
were seeing Civil War. How was it?
25:51
It was very good, but I went in thinking it
25:53
was going to be a whole different film than what
25:55
I thought. So I was a little disappointed. Okay. It
25:57
kind of felt like The Last of Us the whole
25:59
time. Deep and beautiful, but I kind of
26:01
wanted a little bit more Be
26:04
movie action kind of plot thing. It
26:06
was very pretty But there was a
26:09
guy in the movie theater who was
26:11
just like giving his commentary talking out
26:13
loud going Oh, come on. Oh, yeah,
26:16
that's saying Responding to people's lines
26:18
before they would say it and I was like
26:21
this guy's fucking drunk or he's just
26:23
stoned out of his mind And
26:25
it was pissing me off like the whole movie and
26:27
like right when it ended patrician I we had to get
26:29
out of there So I'm like what
26:32
I'm like the second person out of the movie
26:34
theater cuz he's like the first guy you did
26:36
not do it After the movie Matt, so do
26:38
it Row
26:43
I'm back row. He's like way all the way down
26:45
there. It's like a big theater. I was gonna be
26:48
like over Want
26:51
to be like that's good. I should
26:53
have but I'm not a person to
26:55
just add even more Tension
26:57
to the room you would have got loud have
27:00
been like I would nerd clusters People
27:05
would have cheered you on people Would
27:07
have got the whole I was gonna etiquette of a
27:09
theater don't add like just to the heckling or don't
27:12
I don't know I see don't want to add seem
27:14
crazy. Like do you think he would have fought with
27:16
you if you said something during the movies? During
27:19
the movie. No, it's just once again. I'm so
27:22
far away. Okay, I'm not gonna have impact on
27:24
so it ended And then you hawk them down
27:26
what happened kind of hawked him down but like
27:28
I'm trying to get a good look at the
27:30
motherfucker because I couldn't fucking believe that he was
27:33
just talking that aggressively and even
27:35
there was like a guy who may have
27:37
been like the Custodian or the worker that comes
27:39
in and cleans up the popcorn I thought like
27:42
in the beginning someone had already complained and that
27:44
they were gonna like escort him out And
27:46
then that guy didn't do anything So I'm kind
27:48
of like following this dude because I'm like I
27:50
gotta get good look at him in the eye
27:52
like, you know Is he like mentally ill and
27:54
maybe I'm having a bad judge person This guy's
27:57
just like shouting down the hallway say it how
27:59
bad of a man It was himself. He
28:01
had like a friend with him, but his friend
28:03
also his friend wasn't like dude shut up You're
28:05
being like absolutely ridiculous right yeah, cuz he was
28:07
shout out a lot so I kind of gave
28:10
him like a look cuz like I'm like Whatever
28:13
like and I
28:15
keep walking uh-huh and then we're exiting
28:17
like leaving like the you know the
28:19
ticket little Yeah station and he goes
28:22
did you guys really like that movie? And
28:26
I go I go well we
28:28
sure liked your commentary the entire time
28:30
and Patricia looks at me and is like And
28:33
he goes huh? He
28:37
and like but we just keep on walking he goes
28:39
oh He goes did you hear
28:41
that like shouting back to his ready good.
28:43
He said he loved my commentary Well you
28:45
guys better come back next week, and I'm
28:47
like and I just kept oh, so he
28:49
didn't catch that no No, he got it.
28:51
No. No. No. I'm saying he wasn't aware
28:54
that you were oh no no
28:56
no no he did know I was yes,
28:58
okay, and that was like a little like
29:02
It's a fucking stranger the guy could have like
29:04
a knife on him Yeah, just like stab me,
29:06
but I was just like I had to think
29:08
quick cuz it did piss me off And I
29:10
didn't seek him out to say it I'm just
29:12
like I'm gonna walk past this guy and he
29:14
bullied it up, and I go yeah Really liked
29:17
your commentary the entire time come on, sir I
29:19
think that I think that was it that
29:21
was a perfect response to that I thought
29:23
you said without anybody he came to you
29:25
that was set it up I go that's crazy
29:28
really like that movie go well sure liked your
29:30
commentary the entire time period and Patricia
29:32
was silly What the fuck you can't just like fucking
29:34
sit on like I know I don't know why I
29:36
said it I just think run babe run This
29:39
is over my heart was pounding, and I was just
29:41
like I fucking say something and the whole time We're
29:43
walking I'm like god. He's gonna follow us
29:45
into the parking lot Patricia like you can't just like
29:47
respond to people like that you don't know if that
29:49
I'm like I know I know And then after we're
29:51
just like laughing together for like I really
29:54
liked your commentary Just
29:56
kept saying it throughout the rest of the night
29:58
say Patricia loved that shit she bit her left
30:00
when she heard that shit she thought oh
30:02
my man my man got some big
30:04
balls it's just slow man it was just
30:07
such a perfect like sure like your common
30:09
dare I just felt so alive yeah no
30:11
it's which is such as
30:13
it's still silly and insignificant but like
30:15
did he look dirty yeah okay a
30:17
little dirty not not a homeless or
30:20
anything no no there's no there's a
30:22
you know what I mean by just
30:24
dirty just maybe like your unemployed
30:26
best friend he played a lot of video games like
30:28
he had nothing better to do yeah like
30:30
he he thinks like his his hobbies and his
30:36
free time is probably to go to these movies
30:38
and do that shit and just bother everybody yeah
30:40
that's like he loves where do you get all
30:42
he does really there if that's like to cause
30:45
that much disruption I had to like
30:47
I had to tell myself he must be just
30:50
not mentally right if he thinks that's
30:52
okay or he was just very drunk
30:54
and selfish or just genuinely an evil
30:56
crazy person yeah I think that I
30:59
think you should be on some sort of like
31:01
list and I cannot like if that was my
31:03
movie here I would have said something he'd be
31:05
on my if I if the
31:08
exit was on my side
31:10
of the theater I think I would
31:12
have actually left and pointed him out but
31:14
because I didn't want to like go down
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32:40
of movies, I watched monkey man that kicks
32:42
ass, right? I haven't, I haven't finished it.
32:44
I still have like 30 minutes left. It
32:46
is amazing. Heath, Mariah, you have to see
32:48
this movie. It is so it's a movie
32:51
that it's unlike any movie I've ever seen.
32:53
And the fact that it's all shot in,
32:55
like in India, is that shot in India?
32:57
In India that like, it felt
33:00
like I was watching an Indian
33:02
movie, but it's all in English.
33:04
Yeah, but it's just so beautifully
33:06
shot and beautifully done. No,
33:08
it's like action. It's like John Wick. It's
33:10
like John Wick. Yeah. And I love how
33:12
they and death patel directed it too, which
33:14
is like even cooler. This is not
33:16
what everybody's posting online of
33:19
the monkeys on the horses. Is it?
33:21
No, no. Oh, no.
33:23
Monkeys on the horses. I think there's a new
33:25
planet of the apes movie coming out. So they're
33:27
promoting it kingdom of the apes. Yeah. So I
33:30
love those movies. So Planet of the Apes. Yeah.
33:32
Yeah. You don't like those movies. I love it.
33:34
They just do such a good job with that.
33:36
Like for, I thought it was this. Oh,
33:39
no, no. So the monkey man, he just
33:41
has a mask, like a monkey mask that
33:43
he wears when he fights. Is
33:45
he a monkey? No, he's like
33:47
a daytime like or nighttime like fighter. And
33:50
he's known as like the monkey, but he
33:52
also mask that he puts on a massive,
33:54
but there's also like a story like, it's
33:56
really beautifully done for sure. It's awesome. We
34:00
got invited to a screening for it where like
34:02
death could tell got to like walk out the
34:04
entire casted Yeah, and like majority of like the
34:07
audience I would say 80% of
34:09
the people in there were like Indian or
34:11
were like friends and you tell Like
34:15
and it was so cool seeing you that Audience
34:19
watch that movie and seeing how much
34:21
they erupted over like yeah, so great
34:24
It was and how proud they were of death Patel.
34:26
Yeah, it was Pretty fucking cool
34:28
and there was like because I've As
34:30
you know, I've watched Indian movies in the past like
34:33
when I was younger I'd watch all the
34:35
big Indian movies and just certain details in
34:37
this movie that they like kind of Brought
34:40
in to because it's a you know,
34:42
it's a very Americanized movie, but it's on India But
34:44
like just certain scenes that it just made me think
34:46
of got it like pulled inspiration
34:48
Yeah, what inspiration from paying homage to
34:51
it and I thought that was really
34:53
thick just kept it like to
34:55
the The Indian
34:57
like movie filmmaking style is
34:59
amazing I absolutely a letterbox healing you should
35:01
just like rate things and give you like
35:04
two cents on it I
35:06
would imagine the way imagine how I'd write
35:08
about movies. This was so good I loved
35:10
it so like I just wanted to like
35:12
just you could just do it an emojis You
35:14
could just be like it's not a review, but you
35:16
could also write just like a funny line of what
35:18
you think about it I can't do that You
35:21
could just rate it there's a trend where
35:23
people are doing silent reviews and it's the
35:26
funniest thing It's more like my speed like
35:28
people will show their favorite books perfume movies
35:30
and they'll show it and they'll go Right,
35:35
I've never seen any of those pretty good you would you
35:37
would love I think I can't you do that You should
35:39
do a movie and be like we're
35:41
like That's
35:44
the popular trend. They're not mute right like
35:46
they can know. Yeah, it's just like sigh
35:48
sigh review So they don't say any words
35:51
Wow. It's really cool. I blow up. I
35:53
just I did complete I come you should
35:55
try it I think because you'll be really
35:57
animated with your face, and you don't you don't even have to speak There's
36:00
no stutter. You stutter somehow doing it. You're like... I would like
36:02
to do a podcast where I don't have to speak. I could
36:04
just... I
36:08
would watch it. I need visuals.
36:11
That's all I need. There you have
36:13
it. You alright? What you got? You got a
36:15
fart? No, I just don't feel good. Are you on
36:17
any pills or medicine? Uh,
36:19
Bill, maybe you
36:21
could... Some day cold I took earlier. I try to
36:24
avoid the day cold and night cold now. Just
36:26
wanna crawl up and die. I don't really do anything.
36:28
I think it's like a temporary fix in the moment.
36:30
I feel great for 5-10 minutes after. I take it,
36:32
I'm like... Yeah, but then I just feel like it
36:35
doesn't do anything. Night quill does help
36:37
me have a steadier night's sleep. Being sick.
36:39
Oh, night quill? Yeah. Because like, I'll stay
36:41
awake. I'll be sick, but I'm able to
36:43
sleep the entire night. Like, rather
36:45
if I'm just like, raw dogging it, being sick, trying
36:47
to go to sleep, you're up, you're down, like you're
36:49
just like... Yeah. Like, rather
36:52
just close my eyes, be asleep the whole time and
36:54
then wake up. Have you seen the Challengers movie? No,
36:58
but I've been seeing everybody talk about it, so
37:00
I can't wait to see it. Zane, it's so
37:02
fucking good. I did like a double feature. I
37:05
went and saw Civil War and
37:07
Challengers. I used to love doing that. I mean, my
37:09
family would go see multiple movies that one day. AMC
37:11
Pass is the best. It's so nice. It's crazy how
37:13
cheap it is. It's three movies for a week. It's
37:16
like crazy how cheap it is. It's great. For
37:19
the amount of movies you can watch? Without
37:22
telling me the movie and spoiling it,
37:25
do a side review. Let's hear it. No, wait, is
37:27
it exactly what we think it is and we're watching
37:30
it? Let's give it a side review. Is that for
37:32
Challengers? Yeah. Oh,
37:34
it's... Okay.
37:39
Okay. That's my review for it. That's
37:41
good. And for the
37:43
people listening, I have a cigarette. I have a
37:45
cigarette. She really
37:48
comes out of her shell
37:50
in this one. Isn't he? I
37:52
mean, I feel like she's already a pretty skilled actress
37:54
and we can feed her. I'm not talking about her
37:57
acting skills. I'm just saying, like, her character. coming
38:01
out of the shell with her character.
38:03
You know her character is pretty like
38:06
I would say she's
38:09
very promiscuous in this movie you
38:11
don't really see that in her other movies. She's
38:15
a very high focused tennis
38:18
pro professional. Yeah like
38:20
she seems pretty
38:22
kinky. Oh it's very
38:24
kinky then. It's kinky then
38:27
we think. Oh my gosh she gets she
38:30
pushes. Okay that's what I was wondering.
38:32
It's pretty naughty. It's kinky and
38:35
naughty. Yeah and it's a kids
38:37
movie? No! It's rated PG. It's
38:40
the same director from Call Me By Your
38:42
Name, Bones and All. I have never seen
38:44
any of those. Oh dude. I mean
38:47
he's one of Lucas one of the best
38:49
directors out right now. What's
38:52
happening like? Oh there was a shaving
38:54
thing. Remember like shaving commercials?
38:56
Back to shaving. Remember like as a
38:58
kid you would watch shaving commercials and
39:00
you thought oh when I'm a man
39:02
and I get older after I shave
39:04
my face my wife is instantly gonna
39:06
come up from behind me and
39:09
be like this whole like sexual
39:12
invitation in men's shaving commercials where
39:14
like the girl would just come
39:16
up behind. Can't get the hands.
39:18
Yeah wasn't it like Nivea? Yeah
39:20
or Gillette or any of those. Gillette
39:23
was a big one. Barbasol like any
39:25
of those commercials we just thought like yeah
39:27
oh yeah my wife is just gonna want
39:29
to like me the moment I
39:31
shave my beard. Okay. I just thought
39:34
that was fun. Oh or like the act commercials
39:36
same thing it's like the same oh you get
39:39
you put this on. Yeah. Yeah.
39:41
Ladies will be flocked. They will be flocking just shaving
39:43
the face that was just something they like. Girls don't
39:45
like shaving face anymore I think they like beers now
39:47
no. I don't know if you have to feel like
39:49
the mustache has made it. It's like coming coming back.
39:52
I prefer a beard. They're loving it it's coming back
39:54
I think guys like her too. I
39:56
like that length on you. Like
39:59
shorter stubble. Yeah. So.
40:01
You better get into. Remember what are you get
40:03
here. Say thank when it gets here. Didn't. Mouth. I
40:05
really want like one of those extra large
40:07
mustaches though. the a big woody me like
40:10
a big old like handlebar mustache would like
40:12
A lack was girls like Bar Reynolds mostow
40:14
here it doesn't It doesn't fit you though.
40:16
Yeah yeah Susie, haven't seen it. I
40:19
know I now with the were among a all. Of
40:21
this a grooming yourself like you have to be
40:23
insulated, taken care of it every single day. I'll
40:25
figure you're not going to want to. Do that
40:27
to the genetics for it. Like
40:29
your nine we got thoroughly. Man like a
40:31
rental garlic. I think they just go a
40:33
really long and discover the whole lip that's
40:36
in. They get that like really? Your.
40:38
Lover and and they talk and it's like
40:40
us as I'd like to get started a
40:42
fool shit. I had a funny joke was
40:44
just upset that it isn't like legacy and
40:46
you talk in it's like a posted know
40:49
like as it is isn't full of enough
40:51
for do was I laugh or him on
40:53
done. Effect of a
40:55
the go for it. Anything's possible.
40:58
That. He said tomato I tunes. He's.
41:00
He's watching those guys who does like the get ready with
41:02
me as I know I know what is now to and
41:05
I know what he's watching like a order new pair. Of
41:07
pants on like I know he just wants someone get
41:09
ready. In the morning and he saw somebody of have any
41:11
better in every kind of right he was me. Stop watching
41:13
a guy with the acts or node You keep watching those
41:15
videos I know you want to do you look I don't
41:17
watch him. A. Study in Sicily
41:20
was a family boy you like daily
41:22
boy oh boy doesn't seem to suffer
41:24
while the or he's really go used
41:26
to said stagecoach know was easier space
41:28
cause it's really fun this year are
41:30
really nice. get the thought god no
41:32
I'm saying saying the content it looked
41:34
really fun but I know if Hauser
41:36
I'd be like out demjanjuk I truly
41:38
think you would have fun. Tidbit: A
41:40
I've you know I might before you
41:42
have your. Oh. I think it actually gets
41:44
a blast. Were. just home to get the
41:46
fuck out or like because like item automaton
41:48
disease and then he's going to come in
41:50
here be like states has looked really good
41:53
this year patricia was rust because he got
41:55
we could be brand deal trip to like
41:57
go out and like a seal your for
41:59
some western and we couldn't go because
42:01
we had a fucking wedding to go to. It
42:03
was devastating. It's so fun. Is
42:06
every wedding that you go to, are you close enough
42:08
where you feel like you have to go or is
42:10
it like really disrespectful? Yeah,
42:14
yeah, no, yeah, we should go, especially
42:17
this close out too from
42:19
it. I mean if it was a
42:21
crazy amount of money too, we'd be
42:23
like, okay, well, we
42:25
cannot go to the wedding at all anymore. But we're
42:27
not going to be just like, that sounds more fun
42:29
to do than go to pay respect to
42:33
someone who came to your wedding. Oh,
42:36
every wedding you go into, they came to your wedding too. Yeah. Oh,
42:38
yeah, yeah. I mean that sounds like a thing. Yeah,
42:41
I forget that like you have to go to the people that
42:43
came to yours. Yeah. Have you ever
42:45
been to a wedding or have you ever been invited to a
42:47
wedding that you didn't go to? Like you
42:49
said no to? Yeah, all the time. Oh, really? Yeah,
42:52
I get invited to tons of weddings that I cannot make. It's
42:55
like you have to plan out like your year. I got
42:57
invited to a wedding and I was like, I just can't.
42:59
Yeah. Usually if they came to my
43:01
wedding, I'm going to do my best to go to theirs.
43:03
Yeah, that makes sense. I didn't think about that one either.
43:05
Oh, I saw JWoww. Where? At the wedding.
43:07
I did. I did. I
43:10
saw her. It was good to see her. Did I talk to
43:12
her? No, I didn't. I saw her while
43:14
we were all sitting there as everyone was going down the
43:16
aisle. I'm like, oh my God, JWoww. She was sitting next
43:18
to Josh Peck. And then I
43:20
kind of forgot to clock
43:22
her where she was at like the entire night
43:25
because like, I don't know. I
43:27
saw like a big wedding. Cool. Mariah,
43:29
look at that. She was there with her husband. I saw that.
43:32
I met JoJo Siwa. Oh, you did? JoJo Siwa was
43:34
there? I thought you met her. I thought you've already
43:36
met her. Well, when
43:38
I went up to her, she was like, we've never
43:40
met her before. She's like, we haven't? And I'm like,
43:43
no. No, you haven't. I know who you are. Yeah.
43:45
I thought we both met her at the same time. And we were
43:48
at Big Home. You said when she shook your hand. Yeah. I
43:50
was not there. You came and told me
43:52
minutes after it happened. I wasn't there. Did
43:54
music play at all during the wedding? No.
43:58
She was dancing so well. I would
44:00
have been like played this she was cutting a rug in
44:02
the dance floor. I don't feel like karma No, I don't
44:04
think there was a karma moment. I don't think
44:06
so. That's crazy. I would have made it happen Yeah,
44:09
I'd been like DJ spin that shit Karma
44:12
is a bitch You know how
44:14
we in today's age we can go up to
44:16
a DJ and be like hey play this song Yes
44:19
But in like old movies they go up to
44:21
the DJ with like a CD or the album
44:23
or a cassette Was that a real thing they
44:25
go you can refer five? Yes Was that a
44:28
real thing you go up to a DJ at
44:30
like something it was give them a cassette? I
44:32
think it was like a possible like it was
44:34
possible to do that in people would occasionally do
44:36
it Was a little too you would get 20
44:39
different tapes and CDs from people in the same night
44:42
I want to see the video of the
44:44
first like DJ party uh
44:47
Need to see it. Where were we where
44:49
we saw a DJ, but was
44:51
like DJing like
44:54
vinyls We
44:56
were in Arizona. It's the bar. That
44:58
was the coolest thing ever like now
45:01
It's just like the the turntable, but it's
45:03
it's a it's not always there with
45:05
an underwear in my head No,
45:07
it was like a I
45:10
don't want to talk about it It
45:13
was that trip, but somewhere else and
45:15
they had the actual record spinning. Yeah,
45:18
and we're scratching the real This is
45:20
so cool That's
45:22
insane It's really fucking badass like
45:24
cuz it's I think it's a tourist art form
45:26
that's where like this jockey came from where people
45:28
who had to play and Set
45:31
it all up like that. It's really
45:33
cool. How are people so talented? It's
45:36
it's amazing humans are fucking awesome, man
45:38
They really are What
45:41
are your useless talents? Hmm
45:46
Give me a second. Let me think on it cuz I feel like I have
45:48
quite a few The Fold
45:51
it in half. I can do the
45:53
clover. I can do this Damn,
45:55
wait, I Know
45:58
that has like some Oh, I
46:01
can do yeah, or he can do this. Yes.
46:05
I remember being so jealous
46:11
On command now hit it That
46:25
is pretty impressive I want a good one I don't
46:27
want to discussing a one that makes you know, run
46:29
away from me. We just we
46:31
encouraged that. Oh you did Oh, so it's
46:33
not like gross because you asked for it.
46:35
No, it's disgusting. Oh, okay, but it's Starting
46:38
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48:34
What do you all want to
48:36
talk about? I'm fucking...
48:38
I got nothing else. And
48:41
also, there's nothing happening that's exciting.
48:43
Really? You want to talk
48:45
about the trip you're about to go on? No,
48:47
Keith, I want to wait until next podcast because
48:49
I'm gone that weekend. We can
48:51
talk about how we're going to Pennsylvania
48:54
and we're going to start. You're searching
48:56
and planning our wedding. How thrilling. Because
48:59
you have all the appointments set up. No. But
49:02
you're going to see... Wait, nothing. Don't ask any questions. We got nothing. That
49:05
is the plan. But yeah, we're going to make
49:07
the reservations to set them all up. It
49:09
shouldn't take too long, right? I think the most important thing
49:11
for you guys out there this weekend is just to look
49:13
at a venue and... We're doing it
49:16
in two weeks. How many venues do you have, like
49:18
a top five or a top ten? I would say
49:20
a top five. And do you think... Is
49:23
there one that is Technic? Really, you're number one that
49:25
you're hoping for the best if it does work out
49:27
and then... Not really. We like all
49:29
five. I feel like it's just going to come down to
49:31
pricing. Ah. And
49:33
I hate that no place says on
49:35
their website or anything how much it is. You
49:37
have to call and make an appointment.
49:39
Yeah, but you didn't have to call or email. If
49:42
I saw the price immediately, it'd be like,
49:44
yes or no. Don't waste my time. Don't
49:46
waste your time. Okay. You know
49:48
what? When I'm married, it's going to be
49:50
a fully sponsored wedding. I don't give a
49:52
shit how tacky it looks. I want brands
49:55
everywhere. If that's going to cover my wedding and I don't
49:57
have to pay a single dime... You make all the guests
49:59
do post. deliverables all right that's the
50:01
whole thing everybody I mean I
50:04
mean the Google Drive guys I just need
50:06
to know but like I do
50:08
think a wedding day is important but I also
50:10
think it's important to to
50:13
have a free wedding when you're in
50:15
that position and a lot of
50:17
people's brains want to be in every wedding
50:20
they can you know to me because it's
50:22
like a pouring day everyone's filming weddings take
50:24
advantage of it you know mm-hmm no
50:26
yeah guess jeans we're
50:29
wearing denim we have to look at them
50:31
on denim suits what's like the
50:33
coolest sponsor that you can have at a
50:35
wedding that's like off that like it looks
50:38
authentic anything to help save my groomsmen money
50:40
I think is great like how we got
50:42
black tux door tuxedos yeah my great
50:44
one have to spend any money
50:46
on that yeah like that was
50:48
like an authentic like
50:50
way to yeah cover
50:53
costs for sure but what's
50:55
something that like like
50:58
when you want to say like
51:00
the restaurant or like John and Vinnie's
51:03
or something like John and Vinnie signs yeah
51:05
got it yeah that's a good that's a
51:07
good authentic plug yeah I think
51:09
another big thing like we want the the wedding
51:15
venue like with the actual like ceremony portion
51:17
to be at the same spot as the
51:20
reception yeah and if you want
51:22
like if you want to do like an
51:24
estate it's beautiful but you can't stay there
51:26
you got to like do the shuttle back
51:28
and forth yeah that's your option I know
51:30
as a guest I love being at the
51:32
wedding and being it being able to run
51:34
up to my room like that's that's the
51:36
best you're close to everything you don't forget
51:38
anything or do you want it
51:40
outside or inside inside I like
51:42
indoor outdoor where it's like you can see
51:44
the outside where there's like a beautiful window or
51:46
there's like a glass ceiling I want that and
51:49
it's a reason that you're doing inside
51:51
instead of outside weather oh it's
51:53
a cold just it's a gamble
51:56
it's like it could rain and then you spend all
51:58
that time and money in the piece of Having
52:00
the peace of mind knowing that your
52:02
marriage ceremony will nothing can go wrong.
52:04
We're nothing Go wrong. It was nice out
52:06
bugs like nobody wants that like it could be
52:08
a windy day It could be like yeah, I'm
52:11
okay with like pictures outside, but have it indoors.
52:13
It's gonna be air-conditioned everyone's gonna be dancing Windy
52:16
day is so much worse than a rainy day.
52:18
I think yeah like windy day is horrible during
52:20
a like the mic just a Did
52:33
you end up getting your super 8 film for
52:36
what wedding yeah, yeah I really they're ready to go
52:38
to it well No, we posted our wedding video one
52:40
that we have the entire one of the I want
52:42
to watch it for like The is
52:44
the super 8 1 kind of edited and at
52:47
like a storyline with like you know how we
52:49
shot the No, no, no,
52:51
I know but I'm saying the people did they like it
52:53
was it like edited together in like a storyline type Or
52:55
it was it kind of like a montage what you usually
52:57
do Like you know when you're super
52:59
a building It's the date It's like the day of
53:01
all this getting ready or like the I
53:03
think it goes to our welcome party And then it
53:05
goes to the morning of and then it's the wedding
53:07
and then it's the reception. It's all like oh It's
53:11
the day of the wet of the wedding weekend.
53:13
Yeah, that's so cool. It's really cool
53:15
So cool. Those shots are off with be
53:17
my Baby are
53:19
you planning on posting it publicly? Yeah,
53:24
I guess so it's just like so like price
53:26
Oh you owe that one for you is like
53:28
more personal. I guess so I think it's just
53:30
like the everyone else Maybe
53:33
like when we hit our one-year mark like we do
53:35
that. It's like I like Treshering
53:38
that it's like my own now
53:41
for the like versus for everyone like yeah
53:43
for my wedding day on the wedding night
53:45
I'm gonna have a Kim K Ray J
53:47
style type video from my phone. Okay for
53:49
our one night Okay,
53:52
and then just like get it
53:54
leaked. Okay press surprise,
53:56
honey has a vision
54:00
Let him cook. Did you see
54:02
that they're releasing a new version of
54:04
the Super 8? Yes,
54:06
the one that JJ Abrams has been working
54:08
on with Kodak. That is like
54:10
a digital one. And it's going to have audio.
54:13
It is cool. And it's filmed
54:15
though. It is filmed, but
54:17
you're able to digitally see what's being
54:19
filmed in the viewfinder. Oh,
54:22
I didn't know that. I'm pretty
54:24
sure there is that element. It's
54:26
also incredibly expensive. Which
54:29
is dope. I just have to wait for
54:31
a review for it to come out. I want to
54:33
say that Marcus Parelli, if I should buy it before.
54:36
I know I buy shit and I don't
54:38
use it. It's very stupid, but I think that I
54:40
would actually use. But I would only use it when
54:42
we go on trips. Oh
54:46
man, this day has just been so challenging. It's
54:48
just like not feeling very good.
54:51
When I walked in, I could tell Matt was
54:53
in a little bit of a down mood. And
54:55
I was like, what's going on? You seem upset.
54:58
And he was like, I am
55:00
upset, but I'm also just annoyed that
55:02
it's another fucking thing that I just have to
55:04
deal with. And then I'm not mad. I'm
55:06
just annoyed at the situation. Other than being sick?
55:09
Other than being sick. So I'm already just down
55:11
and out, just been on the couch having fucking
55:13
moved the majority of the day. But
55:15
she comes in. She comes in, she's like,
55:18
Matt? I already
55:20
know what happened. She
55:25
has in her hand this little chunk of
55:27
plastic. And I'm like, it's
55:29
from my car. And
55:32
I'm like, what happened? She
55:35
was like, I was pulling out of
55:40
this shopping center area we were at. She's
55:44
like, and I thought your card usually
55:46
beeps with its sensors if you're near
55:48
something. And I'm like, what? And she
55:50
goes, all this just has to be
55:52
popped right back into place. Matt
55:55
told me this. I go, can I go see it?
55:58
It's like, yeah. Then I'm
56:00
like, okay, so in my mind, I'm thinking it's
56:02
something very small. Yeah.
56:06
And then I walk out, and she's like,
56:08
don't be mad. And I'm like, I'm not. Don't like
56:10
it. Let's just see it, babe. Let's see it. I
56:12
love you. We'll handle anything that comes our way. No
56:15
problems, only solutions. I walk
56:17
out and I go, what the fuck?
56:20
What the fuck? What
56:23
does it look like? We
56:25
should have taken a picture. It's bad.
56:27
It's bad. The whole rear quarter panel
56:29
got a caved-in dent. The door
56:31
going up the rear wheel well. Oh, no. Wait,
56:33
what did he hit, though? He crushed in with
56:35
scratches down the side. She hit a wall where
56:37
I think one of like, I don't know. How
56:40
fast was she backing up? That's the first thing
56:42
that I said. It looked like, move it. I
56:45
don't know. I don't know. And the thing is, she's
56:47
a great driver. She's never had anything like this ever
56:49
happen. There are times where you just
56:51
really forget someone's behind you, and you back up
56:54
full power. I've done it before. I've never hit
56:56
it. I've never, ever, ever done that. There are
56:58
times where I don't look, but I always catch
57:00
myself. I catch it before I hit the car.
57:02
Really? Yeah. But I know that
57:04
she forgot, and I know she backed
57:06
out. She pulled out like, she would
57:08
know. She thought my car was high tech.
57:10
She probably thought, oh, if it hits something,
57:12
it will. It'll stop. The brakes will stop
57:14
before it even hits the car. Not your
57:17
car. It's not a Tesla. And so I'm
57:19
like, damn. And
57:21
then she's getting mad at me for being upset about
57:23
it. I'm just mad. This is my expectation of what
57:25
I thought I was going to see when I walked
57:27
out. She said she wants a plastic piece with small
57:29
in her hand. It can pop right back in. So
57:31
when I hear that, I go, this ain't going to
57:34
be that bad. I know what Patricia was trying to
57:36
do, what she was trying to do. She thought showing
57:38
you a little piece would calm you down. And we
57:40
go, oh, you know what? We're goop. She said you
57:42
were for failure, my friend. And
57:45
I think I'm just pissed. It's this
57:47
other thing we have to deal with.
57:49
Thankfully, we have money. It's not like
57:52
this is going to affect our rent payments.
57:54
We're fine. But
57:57
it's just like, ugh. And that's another one for the
57:59
prosecutor. And so she's mad. She's
58:01
frustrated because I love her to death.
58:03
She's frustrated at me for getting mad
58:05
about Getting mad,
58:07
but I'm like, I'm I can
58:10
I not be angry that no we have
58:12
to deal with this I'm not mad at
58:14
you my wife like like
58:16
you gotta be fucking kidding me It's just the
58:18
day went this way when I'm feeling sick too
58:20
in her head What do you think was her
58:23
perfect reaction that you would have like what like maybe
58:26
it's just a car. We're good What doesn't matter
58:28
what I should have if I wasn't sick in
58:30
like feeling like shit. I may have been like
58:33
damn it Okay, I
58:35
try to play it out if I think she
58:37
just should have been a better communicator and storyteller
58:39
to prepare my expectations Yeah, yeah Patricia
58:43
if you're watching this I think
58:45
next time you get into an accident or
58:47
something and you know, there's damage to
58:49
the car immediately call Matt
58:52
and freak out Out
58:54
for you. You have to be freaking out
58:56
like overly like I'm so sorry. I made
58:58
a bit. I made a huge yes Make
59:00
it done that Patricia make it make it
59:02
like you see what just pop it in
59:04
you split that car in half It is
59:06
in pieces across the highway Cars
59:09
total when it's not that bad. He's like, oh, I thought
59:11
it was gonna be so much worse You made it seem
59:13
like I know it just
59:15
that see that's what you got to do, but
59:18
even though that's Some
59:20
people maybe would advise Against
59:22
doing that I think definitely
59:24
would have helped my reaction to reacting to absolutely
59:26
Yeah, because the way she set up was that
59:28
it was a very minor thing. Yeah, so yeah,
59:30
it could have just been yeah I mean once
59:33
again, I wasn't in a good mood and then
59:35
so it just is my mood I'm not in
59:37
funks a lot. You had the sniffles pretty upbeat
59:39
guy. I was just like This
59:41
just sucks. I could tell my story. I'm
59:44
still not over it. She can't even look at it
59:46
I I didn't look at it for
59:48
maybe like five months. I had him look at it. It's
59:51
really nothing accidentally thought I
59:53
what I've never gotten into an accident
59:55
knock on wood never hit anything knock
59:57
on wood like I'm
59:59
a safe driver, very
1:00:01
where are my surroundings? And
1:00:04
now I'm thinking about it, I should sue, because this was
1:00:06
not my fault. Oh, sue. We go to Air
1:00:08
One for the first time, because I'm trying to
1:00:10
be like everybody else. Trying to get the beaver
1:00:13
smoothie. And
1:00:15
Heath and I drove separate. That's
1:00:18
where you made the mistake. Yeah, right. Table
1:00:23
pulled into his spot. I'm
1:00:25
a backer, inner. Into
1:00:28
a spot, I'd rather back into a spot. Just
1:00:30
feel more comfortable. And
1:00:33
I'm backing into a spot. There's
1:00:35
no cars around. Now
1:00:37
there's an area of Air One. There's like the
1:00:39
parking lot right where you drive in. You're talking
1:00:41
about my house. There's a sportsman's lot. Yeah, yeah,
1:00:43
yeah. Parking lot. Do you know the lot where
1:00:46
you go all the way to the back? It's
1:00:48
always open. Yeah, it's always open. This whole
1:00:50
parking lot was wide open. There was no
1:00:52
cars around in the one spot she pulled
1:00:54
into. Yes. I'm backing
1:00:56
in. And
1:01:00
I'm backing in. So I'm going slow.
1:01:02
You would think I slammed
1:01:05
into something. Because it
1:01:07
didn't feel bad, but it looked worse.
1:01:09
It's really not bad. It's not bad,
1:01:11
right? What happened? I still don't look at
1:01:14
it. I hit something. And I'm like,
1:01:16
what the hell? I thought there
1:01:18
was a car behind me, but there's like a wall
1:01:20
there. And I didn't hit the wall. I have the
1:01:22
backup camera. I'm looking at the backup camera. There's
1:01:25
no wall. I'm looking around. I'm like, what the
1:01:27
hell? I get out. There
1:01:30
is a tree branch growing
1:01:32
horizontal in my blind spot.
1:01:36
It was above the backup camera. So
1:01:38
I have the Jeep. So my windshield
1:01:40
in the back is narrow. It's small.
1:01:42
So I don't see it through the
1:01:44
window. I swear it's
1:01:47
growing the exact height of the
1:01:49
top of my car. It's one of those that was cut. So
1:01:51
it was like. You can hang a swing from it. So
1:01:54
it was protruding really
1:01:57
long. Oh,
1:02:00
do you think anybody else has ever hit it? Yes, I'm
1:02:02
assuming Oh, I wanted to go back and see
1:02:04
if they cut it down because it's a problem
1:02:06
And I was so pissed off because I have such
1:02:09
a good track record and it was such a stupid
1:02:11
thing That obviously wasn't my fault, but
1:02:13
it crushed the whole top corner at the hard top of the
1:02:15
game It's
1:02:17
not bad. It looks like it looks like my rap
1:02:19
is like has like a crack in it You know
1:02:21
like crackle nail polish. Yeah, looks like that. I think you
1:02:23
need to get your eyes fixed. Better than what I have right now
1:02:25
on the side of my car, I was
1:02:27
thinking that all day So
1:02:30
pissed off. I just wanted to make you feel better. Like
1:02:32
I feel it Reaction
1:02:35
would be if you did that to like one of my
1:02:37
cars Like if you were driving it and then
1:02:39
you had to come to me first of all, how would you
1:02:41
come to me? You would be really pissed you I think that
1:02:44
would have been a worse reaction to Matt's you
1:02:46
would you wouldn't have been Again, you wouldn't have
1:02:48
been pissed at her you didn't piss at the situation, but you would
1:02:50
have been livid Did I ever tell
1:02:52
the story about Jordan? When
1:02:54
he first came out here, I think we talked about
1:02:56
all the podcast Car
1:02:59
somewhere. I don't think we would talk about if he
1:03:01
was here. I don't think he's not here. So say
1:03:03
it So Like
1:03:07
looking back this Jordan
1:03:10
just moved out to California super
1:03:13
excited these you know, we're working together and
1:03:16
This is your first moments right this year. So where
1:03:18
you got pissed at him like your first one. I
1:03:21
was really upset So
1:03:23
I had remember my cayenne
1:03:27
Your Porsche. Yeah. Yeah, so in
1:03:30
the driveway, so we would have the Gate
1:03:33
and then behind the gate. There was a parking spot.
1:03:35
Then there was the garage. Yeah, so
1:03:37
he was Backing a car
1:03:40
up out of the driveway so I can pull into
1:03:42
the garage and then he was gonna come behind me.
1:03:44
Okay so He
1:03:47
backs up I pull through and then
1:03:49
I go up Up here and he
1:03:51
didn't he had the the gate clicker for the
1:03:54
garage and the gate in that car So
1:03:56
I look out and I go can you open
1:03:59
up the garage? door for me so
1:04:01
he comes pulling up behind me halfway
1:04:03
parked in the middle of the driveway
1:04:05
and he goes to click for the
1:04:07
garage to open but he clicks
1:04:09
the gate to close oh no there's no
1:04:12
sensor on my gate it's like oh no
1:04:14
so the gate starts
1:04:16
closing and I look I see the gate
1:04:18
I'm like Jordan the gate the gate is
1:04:20
closing and he's looking at me and
1:04:23
I'm like move the gate is
1:04:25
closing and it's getting closer and
1:04:28
I'm like back up back up and
1:04:30
then he just sits there and it
1:04:32
just goes boom right into the side
1:04:34
of my car oh no and I
1:04:36
was like you have got to be
1:04:38
kidding me he was like what what I
1:04:41
go still in now I go the gate just
1:04:43
close to my car and he was like I
1:04:45
don't think it hit it there's a dent there's
1:04:49
scratches all on the side oh it just
1:04:51
I'm actually glad that he didn't back up
1:04:54
because I could see him just completely backing
1:04:56
up because like oh true and he could
1:04:58
have like hit another car or worse a
1:05:01
fucking person walking their dog but also like
1:05:03
you could have just like click the button
1:05:05
to deactivate yeah all he had to do
1:05:07
is just click it yeah yeah but
1:05:10
I was so upset I was
1:05:12
so I remember that
1:05:15
just like saying I'm not doing so hard
1:05:17
right now the buttons like it
1:05:20
was his first time seeing the bus no he's he's used
1:05:22
him before it's just like one
1:05:25
side does the gate one does the garage
1:05:27
door like he just yeah his reaction was
1:05:29
very late how bad was your dent it
1:05:32
was pretty good how much was it to fix it I
1:05:34
didn't how much do you think I'm
1:05:37
about to pay for this dent on my car so
1:05:39
luckily you don't have to do any paint work yeah
1:05:43
it seems like all the scratches are in your
1:05:45
in the clear coat so
1:05:47
I think they can go in and just
1:05:49
pop those dents out it's a
1:05:52
tedious process you should actually look it up
1:05:54
because it's really fascinating people that fix like
1:05:56
dense in body lines oops They'll
1:06:00
probably turn it because you're gonna have to get a new plastic
1:06:02
piece because the plastic piece is broken It's
1:06:04
the words. I think so the trim.
1:06:06
Yeah, it came out like just
1:06:08
like one big piece It doesn't see anything was broken
1:06:10
on the plastic. I would say maybe like 1500 bucks
1:06:15
That's fine. That's fine. There's
1:06:17
a hundred is fine You
1:06:19
know that seems like it is fifteen
1:06:21
hundred dollars, you know There's like things that
1:06:24
like are crazy price where you're like, it's
1:06:26
that much for that or
1:06:28
Matt Take her to court my
1:06:30
own wife take her to her judge Judy that
1:06:32
shit happens all the time We have people that
1:06:34
shit are people that go in there the
1:06:37
amount of relatives The like
1:06:39
best friend dude. It's crazy. Yeah a hot
1:06:41
episode everybody would tune on. I'm just bummed
1:06:43
I'm just bummed. I'm not mad at your
1:06:45
show. We're both like hey, let's just do
1:06:47
this. It'd be really funny As
1:06:54
the husband I just feel like I just need to be
1:06:56
like it's okay wife we'll take care of it I
1:06:59
just hope but I think it's like I
1:07:01
want to put it on her like, okay. Well, you got to call up
1:07:03
the shop Yeah To
1:07:08
do that because like Like
1:07:11
take advantage I know it's been it's been it's
1:07:14
been known to like they are charged like woman
1:07:16
because they Assume that woman
1:07:18
don't I thought they would like cut him a deal because
1:07:20
they're so cute. No, no, no No, Patricia
1:07:22
would have to probably like, you know, but you know what
1:07:24
guys like it Zane
1:07:27
put it down. Okay, but Patricia may reach out to
1:07:29
you to get the number of the guy I have
1:07:31
a guy that you might be doing like a little
1:07:33
bit of that nitty-gritty setting up the appointment I'll set
1:07:35
up the group chat That's where I'm just
1:07:37
like because it's a stressful thing and it just the idea
1:07:40
like I can show up and be like,
1:07:42
okay What is it? Now? You'll have to do an Instagram. I
1:07:44
don't want to Shop around do
1:07:46
an Instagram real. Oh, I'll do a whole Instagram
1:07:48
real But
1:07:51
it's just so passive-aggressive. So
1:07:53
my wife Crushed
1:07:55
my car. So I'm making her do this.
1:07:57
I don't know just make it fun Okay,
1:08:03
all right. I'm hungry. I want to eat right now.
1:08:05
All right, we'll close it out. All right guys, thank
1:08:07
you so much for tuning into another episode. Thanks for
1:08:09
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