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Monday, 6th May 2024
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know that feeling like, I'm about to get

1:01

sick. And it's not a hangover sick. It's

1:03

like, shit is about to go

1:06

down. Your bones feel like

1:08

lead. I get that. But then

1:10

I also get this weird sunburn feeling. You

1:12

know when you get like a hot flash?

1:14

Kind of like that. I just feel like

1:16

incredibly sunburnt right before I get sick. I

1:18

feel it in my face. Whenever I get

1:20

sick. For me it's on my bones. I

1:22

get that shiver. Immediately

1:25

I know I'm about to get sick. I run

1:27

downstairs and start popping so I can't just... I

1:29

was going to bed and I was like, you

1:31

know the giddiness that you have when you're just

1:33

going to bed in general? But

1:35

when you're sick you're just like, you're

1:38

like, I'm not going to make it through the winter. I

1:41

was like, this is terrible. And

1:43

then you get that first fever dream when you're

1:45

sick. You're having a dream that you've never even...

1:47

Fever dream. I've never... Like

1:50

when you're suddenly, you're in hot sweats, you're at your

1:52

peak of a flu. And you're sleeping and you're

1:54

having a full on fever dream. That's

1:57

the worst. And you wake up

1:59

just so... I

2:03

was drenched and we're trying to make it

2:05

as cold as possible Patricia's like it's a

2:07

fucking igloo, but I'm sweating my butt off

2:09

like I have no problem with it It

2:11

ain't cold enough. Yeah, I just bought I

2:13

actually just bought myself an ice blanket from

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from tick tock job I like it. I

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thought it's exactly what what it sounds not

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an ad not an ad It's

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cold. It's a cold blanket, and it just

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stays cool So what it does it keeps

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you cool and then throughout the throughout the

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night if you want it to um It

2:32

will stay cold until you fall asleep Do

2:36

you freeze it? What is it? No, it's

2:38

just a cold blanket. It's cold. What's in

2:40

it is there cool? I don't know but

2:42

it works got a radiator Put

2:47

it into the freezer every I Was

2:51

like sweat my ass I'm like who knows

2:54

something that can be cool at night and

2:56

everyone's like I slank it Another

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good thing that a lot of people use are the the

3:00

little fan thing you slide up to the foot of your

3:02

bed And it just tucks up on

3:04

top of your mat, and it you

3:07

fold your sheet over it And it just blows ice

3:09

cold air up your leg There's something about those air

3:11

because I have one it's like that Dyson you know

3:13

the one that you have like a oval You don't

3:15

have the third one No,

3:18

not that one, but there's something about those where I feel

3:20

like it's circulating the same air And it's not really cooling

3:22

me off. It's just blowing air It's kind of like a

3:24

fan and I I need something well

3:26

dine blowing cold air I think you have

3:28

to get the there's a cooling one specifically

3:30

yeah Nice and pure

3:33

cool. I need to get that one. Yeah

3:37

It's the best when you get like a new filter in it you

3:39

take out the old one that you've been like damn Yeah,

3:41

you know you're getting it nice and fresh Yeah,

3:43

love that feeling. I like a little bit of

3:45

circulation in the room. Yeah after a while I'm

3:48

like it feels like you're you're you're breathing

3:50

in the same air like the same air is blowing

3:52

out You know and I just woke up and I

3:54

just I couldn't move and it's the worst when you

3:56

get sick like you know Like it's your

3:58

Sunday. You're playing at your week you're like I'm

4:00

gonna do all these things take on the week and

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it's like no you start the week sick when

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you're sick what are what are like

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the main things that you're eating that

4:10

you just like you think just works

4:12

Pastina. Celery. Yep. Tina shut up. Pastina

4:14

is the only thing that cures. It's

4:17

pasta! No it's really tiny pasta. Pastina.

4:19

Stop. It's magic. Oh wait speaking of Tina

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but I'm gonna hear it. Let's roll the intro and then

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we'll get to mine. It's Coppertile

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baby! Run it! This

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back to Zane and Heath Unfiltered.

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I'm Zane. I'm Heath. I'm

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Matt. I'm Mariah. And you're here for

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another Tuesday, Monday episode. Thank you so much for coming

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back. Mariah. You're welcome. Take

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the lead. Yes, that's what you were saying.

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I got another tattoo. I'm on a kick right now. I got a

6:29

cursive letter T for my mom Tina. She

6:33

doesn't know about it yet. So

6:37

I got this cursive letter T. Is she going to

6:39

find out from this episode? No, I'm Tina tomorrow. I think

6:41

you should keep it a secret. But

6:43

I got this T and I was iffy about

6:45

the T because I wanted it in cursive because

6:47

a regular T is dumb. Yeah. So

6:50

I want it in cursive but cursive letters are tricky

6:52

because they look like other letters. Like a T look,

6:54

this looks like a J. Yeah.

6:57

But that's a cursive T. So I was like, you

6:59

know what? It's all right. It's a T to

7:01

me. That's all that matters. I thought T instantly when

7:03

I saw it. Oh, good. I haven't

7:05

seen it yet. Can I see it? Yeah.

7:08

Okay. So it's cursive T for my mother. And

7:11

as soon as I got it done, I'm

7:14

going to act like I'm going to

7:16

act like I planned this on

7:18

purpose. Okay. See the T. Look

7:21

what happens when I bend my arm. Can you see

7:24

it? Yeah. Oh, wow.

7:27

Oh, it turns into a heart. Did

7:29

you mean it? Did it? Yes.

7:32

Oh, no, I didn't. Whoa.

7:35

I bent. I went like this to look at

7:37

it and I was like, damn. You're an angel

7:39

sent down from back then. You know that? Does

7:42

your mom like the tattoos? No. Oh, no.

7:44

You can do that TikTok where it's like you do

7:46

all your siblings impressions of how you think your mom's

7:48

going to react. Oh, that's really

7:51

good. And then you finally, finally film it.

7:53

We do that. We do that

7:55

all the time without filming it. And

7:57

we're spot. We know her inside and out.

7:59

You're getting. Yeah, I'm in the process. Oh,

8:01

you guys are like... One

8:04

out the door, another one in. I'm just giving

8:06

up for her. You're kind

8:08

of being a teenage angst right now. Whoo! I

8:12

never went through that phase. I'm going through it now. Alright. My

8:16

grandparents texted me all excited that I'm getting them

8:18

removed. We are so proud of you. Really?

8:21

Is this the first time you've ever had a tattoo

8:23

removed? Or have you had other ones removed? No, it's

8:25

the first time. You already got your first treatment done?

8:28

Yeah. But it takes like 10. What? Have

8:31

you had a tattoo removed? No, I didn't. Covered

8:34

up. He says so. He's acting

8:37

like he's upset. Our best friend tattoos. He

8:39

already covered his. We already had a conversation,

8:41

but I did not get it covered. I

8:43

just... It's in the other tattoo. Oh, okay.

8:46

It's in the middle of my mom's sunflower. It's okay, guys. Remember?

8:51

You know what, though? It's your body. You

8:54

can do what you want. Those are memories! You

8:56

can't even see what this says. Those are

8:58

memories. It looks worse than that. It looks

9:00

like you were branded. It means something to

9:03

me. Branding.

9:09

Matt, it was branding at the time. It really was. Oh,

9:12

man. So getting the procedure

9:14

of it removed. What is that sensation

9:16

like? Because I always see

9:18

videos of it, and it's like... It sucks.

9:22

Is it burning it? It's

9:25

very like... Just the top layer of skin, does it

9:27

get further? Because you have to do multiple treatments on

9:29

it, right? It's like burning through into the ink, and

9:31

what it does is it like... It

9:33

picks up the pigment, right? Yeah, it like lasers it

9:36

super hard, and it tries to break apart the ink

9:38

inside of it, and then your

9:40

body starts eating and trying to dissolve and

9:42

work the little broken particles out of your

9:44

system. It doesn't look painful at all. Like

9:47

when I saw the video of you doing

9:49

it, it didn't look that bad. They

9:51

always describe it this way, but it's true. It feels like

9:53

a rubber band happened. Rubber bands just pop, pop, pop,

9:55

pop, pop, pop... Oh, that's really quick. And it's going

9:57

like this. It's like... Like

10:02

they do a pre scan of the shape of

10:04

the tattoo before they go in with the laser

10:06

because it seems like very Exactant on point no,

10:08

they're just they're balling their freehand tracing over top

10:11

of it so they're just holding it and they're

10:13

going like this and Going

10:15

over the whoa does it piss you off when they

10:17

like mess a spot? Because I see that

10:19

they mess it like they're going down and they

10:22

miss a few spots and they have it good And

10:24

get those not really cuz like the individual

10:27

like little laser blasts aren't bad It's when

10:29

it's like sitting in the same spot like

10:31

my leg was like this I

10:35

was over getting that girl. What's annoying is I was like

10:37

I went into it thinking I was like All right, I'm

10:39

gonna get them laser it off I didn't think it was

10:41

gonna be ten sessions But I was also like

10:43

I'll just bang it out real quick because I wanted to get

10:45

this removed Before our wedding because I was like I didn't want

10:47

to be sitting up there holding hands. I got deal right now

10:50

Not only you take my best friend, but you took our test Scott

10:58

was really upset when he saw us getting this

11:00

because he has no deal He

11:06

was like oh you're removing But

11:13

what sucks is I thought I was gonna bang it out in like

11:16

a month two months over how many

11:18

ten sessions How many did you say sessions over

11:21

the course of a month come to find

11:23

out you have to wait two months between

11:25

sessions? What isn't that crazy? I don't think

11:27

you got to wait too much. That's crazy

11:29

That's a crazy amount of heal time because

11:31

the skill what's going? Oh, it's it's your

11:33

body breaking it down So you're going like

11:35

it lasers it and then it takes your

11:37

body two months to start breaking it down

11:39

Oh damn, and then it hits it again,

11:41

and then you start it's it's pretty

11:44

much the same thing as laser hair removal

11:47

Because I was describing to him what I go through

11:49

with laser hair, and it's the exact same

11:51

thing Yeah, it feels like that too on your I

11:53

think it's like it's gotta be the same tool I

11:55

gotta ask Brooke because she does laser hair people could do

11:57

laser hair removal at home now like you No

12:00

way. Yeah, there's

12:02

a little device. It's like 200 bucks for a

12:04

good one. And the girls are doing it over here, they're

12:06

laser... Oh, guys can do it, like you do it at

12:08

home. I would

12:11

actually, I'm so curious to like what it's like.

12:13

Because Patricia has to get like wax all the

12:15

time and I'm like... I would not wax, absolutely

12:17

not. If you get laser hair removal, that saves

12:19

so much like... You just do it one time,

12:21

yeah. Well, you have to do sessions as

12:23

well. Yeah, same thing, you have to wait like five weeks

12:25

in between. Yeah, but yeah, and the amount of money you'll

12:27

spend on like waxing and like all of that. That's the

12:29

odd thing. Marv, was it you

12:31

that got it on somewhere and like you saw

12:33

bruising? Or was that someone else? Yeah, I

12:36

don't go there anymore. Oh, okay. And I

12:38

went to... Call them out. I go to this new person.

12:41

Ooh, we can't, we're so uncomfortable. I go

12:43

to this new person and they confirm that they

12:45

messed up. They did, okay. I

12:47

think I... So there's a spot

12:49

on my beard that hair always grows

12:52

and it sucks because when I shave it off,

12:54

it looks dirty. Laser it. It's right on my

12:56

cheek right here. I

12:58

never... Like a pigmentation problem? No, no, no.

13:00

Like so I grow hair on

13:02

my cheek, like high on my cheek, like next to my nose.

13:05

And every time I shave it, it just

13:07

doesn't... It looks dirty because my pores... That

13:11

was my problem. Look, all of our pores are big over

13:13

here, but when you have hair growing

13:15

through there, it shows as

13:17

black dots for me. And so it

13:19

just looks dirty. So I just want to laser that off

13:21

so it just looks clean. That was my

13:23

biggest problem. Like no matter, I'll shave and it

13:26

still looks dark because my hair is dark. Yeah.

13:29

You can see this, even though there was no hair,

13:31

you can't feel it, you can see it under the

13:33

skin. Yeah. My legs, you can't

13:35

see... Ooh, my eyes. Wow.

13:38

You can't see anything. I haven't lasered

13:40

my legs. Every body part seems different.

13:43

I haven't lasered my legs in like over a year,

13:45

haven't touched them and there's like nothing. And that's

13:48

from the lasering. That's from the laser, but my underarms are

13:50

bad. I haven't gone any year. I need to go back for that. But

13:53

it's like, I've been doing my underarms longer. Let it

13:55

grow out. You think? Great it, yeah. Yeah.

13:58

No, fuck off. My personal... Boy,

14:00

my body hair gives me anxiety. I

14:02

don't want it on me. It's just

14:04

not dark hair, too So it just

14:06

shows really easily. It's just a strange

14:08

thing body hair. Yeah Everyone

14:11

has so many different types. Some people want it.

14:13

Yeah, people want it gone It grows in places

14:15

you don't want it and it won't grow in

14:17

places where you know, you know, it's been going

14:19

crazy for me lately So

14:21

I got chest hair. I think I'm not joking

14:23

in like seventh grade like I had chest hair

14:25

really really young and I

14:28

always looked at my dad and his back was covered

14:31

with hair. You mine too Yeah, and I was like,

14:33

I don't think I'll ever have back hair. I went

14:35

off to college. No back hair out here I maybe

14:37

had like a couple long ones in

14:40

the last like year my back has

14:42

been filling in I

14:44

like So

14:47

bad I catch mine like in like the sunlight or

14:50

like I'll be like in front of a mirror and

14:52

like the Sun is coming through and I'm like I

14:54

go what the hell is that Hair you have these

14:57

like long ones that have been yes, Matt and they

14:59

grow they're so long It's like that wasn't there a

15:01

week ago. And why the hell is my hair not

15:03

growing as fast as my back hair strange

15:06

also ear hair I Haven't

15:09

even thought about that and my

15:12

dad's is like caterpillars. Oh I

15:15

hate how societies made us like look at hair too

15:18

Like when I I think like

15:20

to me hair just looks like it

15:22

means you're dirty But every time I

15:24

see here I hate it It's just my brain

15:26

whenever I see hair or on

15:28

my like lower back lower back. I

15:31

feel this Cuz

15:33

they'll grow in I like I'm Arab so it grow

15:35

it will grow and really really happy right? And

15:38

it just I mean it's not there. I

15:40

just I just gotta wax or you save

15:42

yourself clippers I don't want to but

15:44

not not foam and razor, but

15:46

just no no, I don't I don't like

15:48

shaving It's cuts and I get

15:50

rashes I have any bag like

15:59

None of my business But like for some reason aren't

16:01

pay hair. I like when I look

16:03

I feel like I need it if I have

16:05

no armpit Hair, it looks like it doesn't look

16:07

right. There's some guys who have like can rock

16:09

chest hair And it actually like looks good. It

16:11

looks proportional to like who like Mike Shever No,

16:18

you're right like you know what's really good chest hair

16:20

every time I sound like that's some good job Joe

16:22

Wegener Yeah, yeah, have you ever

16:24

seen Joe Wegener? It's just cool clean Yeah,

16:26

it looks like he goes to a salon

16:29

and gets it like the Brazilian hair grows

16:31

really straight mine It's

16:34

just a straight here is what makes it look yeah,

16:36

and like you take care of yourself, but that When

16:39

you get curly even like it's always heavy

16:41

on this side lighter on that side. I

16:43

hate nipple hair I'm like that out of

16:46

there you guys Mess

16:48

with in there. I've never I'm

16:50

so scared to try it. I feel like that's

16:52

got to be terrible That was the first thing I

16:54

tried outside of shaving when I was in high school

16:57

And it burned the hell out of me, and

16:59

then my mom does it for my dad's back

17:01

But it works really well, but it stinks it

17:04

is the worst smell on planet Earth Can you

17:06

describe the smoke as I've used it on my

17:09

I've used it on my back before and

17:11

it doesn't burn anything But the smell just like

17:13

chemical sour chemical really There's

17:15

like and it claims to have like a sense and

17:17

you're like you know yeah I

17:21

so I I don't prefer to use that but

17:23

it does work really well for people Yeah,

17:25

and does it eventually over time like make

17:27

you stop growing hair like a like a

17:30

laser would or? It

17:32

just kind of like like wax yeah, but when I buzz

17:34

my hair the first I remember it like on my hair

17:36

buzz uh-huh short short my hair never grew back the same

17:38

and that's why I got that Here, too Really

17:40

because remember how I

17:42

had it was back, but it was luscious so

17:44

like it was luscious from here back But

17:47

I got when I cut that hair for the first

17:49

I think if there's something happened in my autonomy up

17:52

here where it just hairs just stop growing

17:54

you can say that again Autonomy

17:57

like your anatomy no autonomy

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look it

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up no you're right

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sponsoring today's episode we love you I heard

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the craziest thing on

19:18

the news the other day and I

19:20

have to share it did you guys hear

19:22

about the the

19:24

church pastor that just got busted

19:26

yes and arrested mm-hmm he stole

19:28

$40,000 from the church donations

19:36

and blew it all on

19:39

Candy Crush Oh

19:41

Kings you're right there amen

19:45

to that brother a man how

19:47

do you get caught like how

19:49

do you they had to audit

19:55

the whole thing just he's a pencil right

19:57

close to home allegedly

20:02

spent the funds on Wizard of

20:04

Oz, Candy Crush Saga. He must

20:07

have been on a high it's

20:11

terrible but the high justification he was

20:13

on where he was like I've taken

20:15

the church money. Hear me out. I

20:18

would have had a little bit more respect if

20:20

he was doing it and gambling it because I

20:23

could understand being like I could

20:25

win big I can win big like I'm using

20:27

this money that you know God brought me through

20:29

this church. So he's trying to get the church

20:31

donations to have more money or is this for

20:33

him? Well I'm saying I would understand if he

20:35

used it and was like addicted and he was

20:38

trying to make the money back for the church

20:40

and it was a gambling thing but it was

20:42

just Candy Crush. No, it's just slot machines and

20:44

gambling in the title of the beginning. No but

20:46

Wizard of Oz slots. Because in slot games according

20:48

to authorities and I think right underneath the headline

20:50

too the big headline. It's because you see those

20:52

videos of people winning all that money on the

20:54

phone. And then also it says wait authorities say

20:56

that he was not gambling. Scroll up just a

20:58

little bit. Kodak allegedly

21:01

told authorities that he was not gambling

21:03

but powering up. Powering

21:06

up. I am leveling up myself to the Lord.

21:08

Damn. Power up to Jesus

21:10

Christ. He also got his God daughter, what

21:13

did I say, an Amazon fire tablet.

21:15

Oh that's actually really

21:17

sweet. He's in the confessional booth on

21:20

the other side like they're like forgive

21:22

me Father for my sin and he's

21:24

just like okay. You need to go

21:26

home. I'm

21:29

in the confessional with the priest I'm just like um

21:31

I was about to say your honor. Father, I've

21:33

committed sin, I've used

21:37

five thousand dollars of my family's money on Candy

21:39

Crush because that's true. I did.

21:41

And he would just be like hey

21:43

I'm not gonna lie to

21:45

you. You think you got it bad? I

21:49

saw forty thousand dollars I was the

21:51

turdest I could make. I'm sorry. Those

21:53

are rookie numbers

21:56

baby. Forty K over here. He's like

21:58

go home and do. Seven

22:00

jelly beans in a row. I mean Hail

22:06

Mary's hail Mary's in a row seven hail Mary's in

22:08

a row not jelly bean. That's good Hey, man,

22:11

everybody everybody can be bad. It don't

22:13

matter what position you're in You

22:16

know would like you're addicted to a game like even

22:18

when you're just like zone it out You're still thinking

22:20

of the game like if you play a lot. Yeah,

22:22

I think Tetris Looking

22:31

at the rose of all the

22:33

outfit colors He's

22:39

lining up all two boys like okay you you actually And

22:48

how were they able to find out that Yeah,

22:52

I want to know how they caught it. I

22:54

bet does it not say it on your bank statement Oh,

22:57

you think it yeah, it's probably the oh People

23:00

like he got brought in and then they're just oh

23:02

word of the yeah $40,000

23:04

they need a trace. Where did the money go?

23:07

You know he was sitting there like oh I

23:10

could see look I could see him putting the $40,000 on like

23:12

rent But then

23:14

they see other charges are with candy so they're like

23:16

oh, let's we're just gonna hit the candy crutches It's

23:18

gonna do it better on the headlines it might even

23:20

write five bucks on candy Probably

23:23

saw like a little bit of money go to candy

23:25

garden They're like look where he spent candy crush does

23:27

make like the headline thing yeah, but it all on

23:29

it You think candy crush was like And

23:40

you know everybody in the office was just loving

23:43

this shit like in Colorado,

23:45

Malley did what? Damn

23:48

you know they're not getting any donations for a long

23:50

time after that yeah The

23:53

baskets coming by and they're like this better be

23:55

good They start putting

23:57

actual candy in it as a joke Like,

24:01

you're looking right at the person,

24:03

like, basically like, the

24:06

older people? Oh yeah, they're... The

24:10

passive aggressor, like, be careful about me. They

24:13

have to know, they have to completely replace the

24:15

priest though at this church, right? Yeah, because he's

24:17

in jail. Do you think the new priest

24:19

is going to make a joke out of it the first

24:21

mass? Like, he has to, right? Yeah,

24:23

he gives a sermon on... I know, some of

24:25

you are crushed in this mode. And

24:29

they're like, hahaha, the soft

24:32

laugh. The soft, yeah.

24:35

And you know, Raya, everybody... Let's

24:37

pray for... Everybody went

24:40

to mass that day. Normally, it's probably

24:42

just like 200 people. No,

24:44

the church's attendance is... Oh,

24:48

Raya, I just realized, tell your

24:51

cousins not to use a blow dryer or anything in the bathroom

24:53

because... It'll shut this shit down.

24:56

I should tell them because they might do it. It'll shut this shit down.

24:58

Oh shit, I need to tell them. Good card. Our

25:00

room is connected to the guest room and her cousins are in

25:02

there right now. Hey. Hey. What

25:06

are you doing? I'm filming

25:08

the podcast. Just

25:10

so you know, do not use a blow

25:12

dryer yet until we're done filming because it'll

25:14

shut down the room. In that vanette that I've

25:16

been on. Because Zane doesn't have enough money.

25:19

Good thing you just... I was just about to use one. Oh,

25:21

good. Wow. Yes, it's not because this

25:23

room is connected to your room, so don't touch anything. Okay,

25:27

I have my charger plugged in, so I unplug that. You're

25:29

good on the charger. You also

25:31

didn't lay on the bed yet, did you? Your

25:33

feet aren't on the floor, right? Because that's static, we'll pick

25:36

up. Yeah. No calls from that room. Okay,

25:38

so I'll be later. All right, bye-bye. I

25:41

kind of snapped at a stranger the other day. You did? Yeah.

25:45

So we were at the movie theater and we

25:47

were seeing Civil War. How was it?

25:51

It was very good, but I went in thinking it

25:53

was going to be a whole different film than what

25:55

I thought. So I was a little disappointed. Okay. It

25:57

kind of felt like The Last of Us the whole

25:59

time. Deep and beautiful, but I kind of

26:01

wanted a little bit more Be

26:04

movie action kind of plot thing. It

26:06

was very pretty But there was a

26:09

guy in the movie theater who was

26:11

just like giving his commentary talking out

26:13

loud going Oh, come on. Oh, yeah,

26:16

that's saying Responding to people's lines

26:18

before they would say it and I was like

26:21

this guy's fucking drunk or he's just

26:23

stoned out of his mind And

26:25

it was pissing me off like the whole movie and

26:27

like right when it ended patrician I we had to get

26:29

out of there So I'm like what

26:32

I'm like the second person out of the movie

26:34

theater cuz he's like the first guy you did

26:36

not do it After the movie Matt, so do

26:38

it Row

26:43

I'm back row. He's like way all the way down

26:45

there. It's like a big theater. I was gonna be

26:48

like over Want

26:51

to be like that's good. I should

26:53

have but I'm not a person to

26:55

just add even more Tension

26:57

to the room you would have got loud have

27:00

been like I would nerd clusters People

27:05

would have cheered you on people Would

27:07

have got the whole I was gonna etiquette of a

27:09

theater don't add like just to the heckling or don't

27:12

I don't know I see don't want to add seem

27:14

crazy. Like do you think he would have fought with

27:16

you if you said something during the movies? During

27:19

the movie. No, it's just once again. I'm so

27:22

far away. Okay, I'm not gonna have impact on

27:24

so it ended And then you hawk them down

27:26

what happened kind of hawked him down but like

27:28

I'm trying to get a good look at the

27:30

motherfucker because I couldn't fucking believe that he was

27:33

just talking that aggressively and even

27:35

there was like a guy who may have

27:37

been like the Custodian or the worker that comes

27:39

in and cleans up the popcorn I thought like

27:42

in the beginning someone had already complained and that

27:44

they were gonna like escort him out And

27:46

then that guy didn't do anything So I'm kind

27:48

of like following this dude because I'm like I

27:50

gotta get good look at him in the eye

27:52

like, you know Is he like mentally ill and

27:54

maybe I'm having a bad judge person This guy's

27:57

just like shouting down the hallway say it how

27:59

bad of a man It was himself. He

28:01

had like a friend with him, but his friend

28:03

also his friend wasn't like dude shut up You're

28:05

being like absolutely ridiculous right yeah, cuz he was

28:07

shout out a lot so I kind of gave

28:10

him like a look cuz like I'm like Whatever

28:13

like and I

28:15

keep walking uh-huh and then we're exiting

28:17

like leaving like the you know the

28:19

ticket little Yeah station and he goes

28:22

did you guys really like that movie? And

28:26

I go I go well we

28:28

sure liked your commentary the entire time

28:30

and Patricia looks at me and is like And

28:33

he goes huh? He

28:37

and like but we just keep on walking he goes

28:39

oh He goes did you hear

28:41

that like shouting back to his ready good.

28:43

He said he loved my commentary Well you

28:45

guys better come back next week, and I'm

28:47

like and I just kept oh, so he

28:49

didn't catch that no No, he got it.

28:51

No. No. No. I'm saying he wasn't aware

28:54

that you were oh no no

28:56

no no he did know I was yes,

28:58

okay, and that was like a little like

29:02

It's a fucking stranger the guy could have like

29:04

a knife on him Yeah, just like stab me,

29:06

but I was just like I had to think

29:08

quick cuz it did piss me off And I

29:10

didn't seek him out to say it I'm just

29:12

like I'm gonna walk past this guy and he

29:14

bullied it up, and I go yeah Really liked

29:17

your commentary the entire time come on, sir I

29:19

think that I think that was it that

29:21

was a perfect response to that I thought

29:23

you said without anybody he came to you

29:25

that was set it up I go that's crazy

29:28

really like that movie go well sure liked your

29:30

commentary the entire time period and Patricia

29:32

was silly What the fuck you can't just like fucking

29:34

sit on like I know I don't know why I

29:36

said it I just think run babe run This

29:39

is over my heart was pounding, and I was just

29:41

like I fucking say something and the whole time We're

29:43

walking I'm like god. He's gonna follow us

29:45

into the parking lot Patricia like you can't just like

29:47

respond to people like that you don't know if that

29:49

I'm like I know I know And then after we're

29:51

just like laughing together for like I really

29:54

liked your commentary Just

29:56

kept saying it throughout the rest of the night

29:58

say Patricia loved that shit she bit her left

30:00

when she heard that shit she thought oh

30:02

my man my man got some big

30:04

balls it's just slow man it was just

30:07

such a perfect like sure like your common

30:09

dare I just felt so alive yeah no

30:11

it's which is such as

30:13

it's still silly and insignificant but like

30:15

did he look dirty yeah okay a

30:17

little dirty not not a homeless or

30:20

anything no no there's no there's a

30:22

you know what I mean by just

30:24

dirty just maybe like your unemployed

30:26

best friend he played a lot of video games like

30:28

he had nothing better to do yeah like

30:30

he he thinks like his his hobbies and his

30:36

free time is probably to go to these movies

30:38

and do that shit and just bother everybody yeah

30:40

that's like he loves where do you get all

30:42

he does really there if that's like to cause

30:45

that much disruption I had to like

30:47

I had to tell myself he must be just

30:50

not mentally right if he thinks that's

30:52

okay or he was just very drunk

30:54

and selfish or just genuinely an evil

30:56

crazy person yeah I think that I

30:59

think you should be on some sort of like

31:01

list and I cannot like if that was my

31:03

movie here I would have said something he'd be

31:05

on my if I if the

31:08

exit was on my side

31:10

of the theater I think I would

31:12

have actually left and pointed him out but

31:14

because I didn't want to like go down

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32:40

of movies, I watched monkey man that kicks

32:42

ass, right? I haven't, I haven't finished it.

32:44

I still have like 30 minutes left. It

32:46

is amazing. Heath, Mariah, you have to see

32:48

this movie. It is so it's a movie

32:51

that it's unlike any movie I've ever seen.

32:53

And the fact that it's all shot in,

32:55

like in India, is that shot in India?

32:57

In India that like, it felt

33:00

like I was watching an Indian

33:02

movie, but it's all in English.

33:04

Yeah, but it's just so beautifully

33:06

shot and beautifully done. No,

33:08

it's like action. It's like John Wick. It's

33:10

like John Wick. Yeah. And I love how

33:12

they and death patel directed it too, which

33:14

is like even cooler. This is not

33:16

what everybody's posting online of

33:19

the monkeys on the horses. Is it?

33:21

No, no. Oh, no.

33:23

Monkeys on the horses. I think there's a new

33:25

planet of the apes movie coming out. So they're

33:27

promoting it kingdom of the apes. Yeah. So I

33:30

love those movies. So Planet of the Apes. Yeah.

33:32

Yeah. You don't like those movies. I love it.

33:34

They just do such a good job with that.

33:36

Like for, I thought it was this. Oh,

33:39

no, no. So the monkey man, he just

33:41

has a mask, like a monkey mask that

33:43

he wears when he fights. Is

33:45

he a monkey? No, he's like

33:47

a daytime like or nighttime like fighter. And

33:50

he's known as like the monkey, but he

33:52

also mask that he puts on a massive,

33:54

but there's also like a story like, it's

33:56

really beautifully done for sure. It's awesome. We

34:00

got invited to a screening for it where like

34:02

death could tell got to like walk out the

34:04

entire casted Yeah, and like majority of like the

34:07

audience I would say 80% of

34:09

the people in there were like Indian or

34:11

were like friends and you tell Like

34:15

and it was so cool seeing you that Audience

34:19

watch that movie and seeing how much

34:21

they erupted over like yeah, so great

34:24

It was and how proud they were of death Patel.

34:26

Yeah, it was Pretty fucking cool

34:28

and there was like because I've As

34:30

you know, I've watched Indian movies in the past like

34:33

when I was younger I'd watch all the

34:35

big Indian movies and just certain details in

34:37

this movie that they like kind of Brought

34:40

in to because it's a you know,

34:42

it's a very Americanized movie, but it's on India But

34:44

like just certain scenes that it just made me think

34:46

of got it like pulled inspiration

34:48

Yeah, what inspiration from paying homage to

34:51

it and I thought that was really

34:53

thick just kept it like to

34:55

the The Indian

34:57

like movie filmmaking style is

34:59

amazing I absolutely a letterbox healing you should

35:01

just like rate things and give you like

35:04

two cents on it I

35:06

would imagine the way imagine how I'd write

35:08

about movies. This was so good I loved

35:10

it so like I just wanted to like

35:12

just you could just do it an emojis You

35:14

could just be like it's not a review, but you

35:16

could also write just like a funny line of what

35:18

you think about it I can't do that You

35:21

could just rate it there's a trend where

35:23

people are doing silent reviews and it's the

35:26

funniest thing It's more like my speed like

35:28

people will show their favorite books perfume movies

35:30

and they'll show it and they'll go Right,

35:35

I've never seen any of those pretty good you would you

35:37

would love I think I can't you do that You should

35:39

do a movie and be like we're

35:41

like That's

35:44

the popular trend. They're not mute right like

35:46

they can know. Yeah, it's just like sigh

35:48

sigh review So they don't say any words

35:51

Wow. It's really cool. I blow up. I

35:53

just I did complete I come you should

35:55

try it I think because you'll be really

35:57

animated with your face, and you don't you don't even have to speak There's

36:00

no stutter. You stutter somehow doing it. You're like... I would like

36:02

to do a podcast where I don't have to speak. I could

36:04

just... I

36:08

would watch it. I need visuals.

36:11

That's all I need. There you have

36:13

it. You alright? What you got? You got a

36:15

fart? No, I just don't feel good. Are you on

36:17

any pills or medicine? Uh,

36:19

Bill, maybe you

36:21

could... Some day cold I took earlier. I try to

36:24

avoid the day cold and night cold now. Just

36:26

wanna crawl up and die. I don't really do anything.

36:28

I think it's like a temporary fix in the moment.

36:30

I feel great for 5-10 minutes after. I take it,

36:32

I'm like... Yeah, but then I just feel like it

36:35

doesn't do anything. Night quill does help

36:37

me have a steadier night's sleep. Being sick.

36:39

Oh, night quill? Yeah. Because like, I'll stay

36:41

awake. I'll be sick, but I'm able to

36:43

sleep the entire night. Like, rather

36:45

if I'm just like, raw dogging it, being sick, trying

36:47

to go to sleep, you're up, you're down, like you're

36:49

just like... Yeah. Like, rather

36:52

just close my eyes, be asleep the whole time and

36:54

then wake up. Have you seen the Challengers movie? No,

36:58

but I've been seeing everybody talk about it, so

37:00

I can't wait to see it. Zane, it's so

37:02

fucking good. I did like a double feature. I

37:05

went and saw Civil War and

37:07

Challengers. I used to love doing that. I mean, my

37:09

family would go see multiple movies that one day. AMC

37:11

Pass is the best. It's so nice. It's crazy how

37:13

cheap it is. It's three movies for a week. It's

37:16

like crazy how cheap it is. It's great. For

37:19

the amount of movies you can watch? Without

37:22

telling me the movie and spoiling it,

37:25

do a side review. Let's hear it. No, wait, is

37:27

it exactly what we think it is and we're watching

37:30

it? Let's give it a side review. Is that for

37:32

Challengers? Yeah. Oh,

37:34

it's... Okay.

37:39

Okay. That's my review for it. That's

37:41

good. And for the

37:43

people listening, I have a cigarette. I have a

37:45

cigarette. She really

37:48

comes out of her shell

37:50

in this one. Isn't he? I

37:52

mean, I feel like she's already a pretty skilled actress

37:54

and we can feed her. I'm not talking about her

37:57

acting skills. I'm just saying, like, her character. coming

38:01

out of the shell with her character.

38:03

You know her character is pretty like

38:06

I would say she's

38:09

very promiscuous in this movie you

38:11

don't really see that in her other movies. She's

38:15

a very high focused tennis

38:18

pro professional. Yeah like

38:20

she seems pretty

38:22

kinky. Oh it's very

38:24

kinky then. It's kinky then

38:27

we think. Oh my gosh she gets she

38:30

pushes. Okay that's what I was wondering.

38:32

It's pretty naughty. It's kinky and

38:35

naughty. Yeah and it's a kids

38:37

movie? No! It's rated PG. It's

38:40

the same director from Call Me By Your

38:42

Name, Bones and All. I have never seen

38:44

any of those. Oh dude. I mean

38:47

he's one of Lucas one of the best

38:49

directors out right now. What's

38:52

happening like? Oh there was a shaving

38:54

thing. Remember like shaving commercials?

38:56

Back to shaving. Remember like as a

38:58

kid you would watch shaving commercials and

39:00

you thought oh when I'm a man

39:02

and I get older after I shave

39:04

my face my wife is instantly gonna

39:06

come up from behind me and

39:09

be like this whole like sexual

39:12

invitation in men's shaving commercials where

39:14

like the girl would just come

39:16

up behind. Can't get the hands.

39:18

Yeah wasn't it like Nivea? Yeah

39:20

or Gillette or any of those. Gillette

39:23

was a big one. Barbasol like any

39:25

of those commercials we just thought like yeah

39:27

oh yeah my wife is just gonna want

39:29

to like me the moment I

39:31

shave my beard. Okay. I just thought

39:34

that was fun. Oh or like the act commercials

39:36

same thing it's like the same oh you get

39:39

you put this on. Yeah. Yeah.

39:41

Ladies will be flocked. They will be flocking just shaving

39:43

the face that was just something they like. Girls don't

39:45

like shaving face anymore I think they like beers now

39:47

no. I don't know if you have to feel like

39:49

the mustache has made it. It's like coming coming back.

39:52

I prefer a beard. They're loving it it's coming back

39:54

I think guys like her too. I

39:56

like that length on you. Like

39:59

shorter stubble. Yeah. So.

40:01

You better get into. Remember what are you get

40:03

here. Say thank when it gets here. Didn't. Mouth. I

40:05

really want like one of those extra large

40:07

mustaches though. the a big woody me like

40:10

a big old like handlebar mustache would like

40:12

A lack was girls like Bar Reynolds mostow

40:14

here it doesn't It doesn't fit you though.

40:16

Yeah yeah Susie, haven't seen it. I

40:19

know I now with the were among a all. Of

40:21

this a grooming yourself like you have to be

40:23

insulated, taken care of it every single day. I'll

40:25

figure you're not going to want to. Do that

40:27

to the genetics for it. Like

40:29

your nine we got thoroughly. Man like a

40:31

rental garlic. I think they just go a

40:33

really long and discover the whole lip that's

40:36

in. They get that like really? Your.

40:38

Lover and and they talk and it's like

40:40

us as I'd like to get started a

40:42

fool shit. I had a funny joke was

40:44

just upset that it isn't like legacy and

40:46

you talk in it's like a posted know

40:49

like as it is isn't full of enough

40:51

for do was I laugh or him on

40:53

done. Effect of a

40:55

the go for it. Anything's possible.

40:58

That. He said tomato I tunes. He's.

41:00

He's watching those guys who does like the get ready with

41:02

me as I know I know what is now to and

41:05

I know what he's watching like a order new pair. Of

41:07

pants on like I know he just wants someone get

41:09

ready. In the morning and he saw somebody of have any

41:11

better in every kind of right he was me. Stop watching

41:13

a guy with the acts or node You keep watching those

41:15

videos I know you want to do you look I don't

41:17

watch him. A. Study in Sicily

41:20

was a family boy you like daily

41:22

boy oh boy doesn't seem to suffer

41:24

while the or he's really go used

41:26

to said stagecoach know was easier space

41:28

cause it's really fun this year are

41:30

really nice. get the thought god no

41:32

I'm saying saying the content it looked

41:34

really fun but I know if Hauser

41:36

I'd be like out demjanjuk I truly

41:38

think you would have fun. Tidbit: A

41:40

I've you know I might before you

41:42

have your. Oh. I think it actually gets

41:44

a blast. Were. just home to get the

41:46

fuck out or like because like item automaton

41:48

disease and then he's going to come in

41:50

here be like states has looked really good

41:53

this year patricia was rust because he got

41:55

we could be brand deal trip to like

41:57

go out and like a seal your for

41:59

some western and we couldn't go because

42:01

we had a fucking wedding to go to. It

42:03

was devastating. It's so fun. Is

42:06

every wedding that you go to, are you close enough

42:08

where you feel like you have to go or is

42:10

it like really disrespectful? Yeah,

42:14

yeah, no, yeah, we should go, especially

42:17

this close out too from

42:19

it. I mean if it was a

42:21

crazy amount of money too, we'd be

42:23

like, okay, well, we

42:25

cannot go to the wedding at all anymore. But we're

42:27

not going to be just like, that sounds more fun

42:29

to do than go to pay respect to

42:33

someone who came to your wedding. Oh,

42:36

every wedding you go into, they came to your wedding too. Yeah. Oh,

42:38

yeah, yeah. I mean that sounds like a thing. Yeah,

42:41

I forget that like you have to go to the people that

42:43

came to yours. Yeah. Have you ever

42:45

been to a wedding or have you ever been invited to a

42:47

wedding that you didn't go to? Like you

42:49

said no to? Yeah, all the time. Oh, really? Yeah,

42:52

I get invited to tons of weddings that I cannot make. It's

42:55

like you have to plan out like your year. I got

42:57

invited to a wedding and I was like, I just can't.

42:59

Yeah. Usually if they came to my

43:01

wedding, I'm going to do my best to go to theirs.

43:03

Yeah, that makes sense. I didn't think about that one either.

43:05

Oh, I saw JWoww. Where? At the wedding.

43:07

I did. I did. I

43:10

saw her. It was good to see her. Did I talk to

43:12

her? No, I didn't. I saw her while

43:14

we were all sitting there as everyone was going down the

43:16

aisle. I'm like, oh my God, JWoww. She was sitting next

43:18

to Josh Peck. And then I

43:20

kind of forgot to clock

43:22

her where she was at like the entire night

43:25

because like, I don't know. I

43:27

saw like a big wedding. Cool. Mariah,

43:29

look at that. She was there with her husband. I saw that.

43:32

I met JoJo Siwa. Oh, you did? JoJo Siwa was

43:34

there? I thought you met her. I thought you've already

43:36

met her. Well, when

43:38

I went up to her, she was like, we've never

43:40

met her before. She's like, we haven't? And I'm like,

43:43

no. No, you haven't. I know who you are. Yeah.

43:45

I thought we both met her at the same time. And we were

43:48

at Big Home. You said when she shook your hand. Yeah. I

43:50

was not there. You came and told me

43:52

minutes after it happened. I wasn't there. Did

43:54

music play at all during the wedding? No.

43:58

She was dancing so well. I would

44:00

have been like played this she was cutting a rug in

44:02

the dance floor. I don't feel like karma No, I don't

44:04

think there was a karma moment. I don't think

44:06

so. That's crazy. I would have made it happen Yeah,

44:09

I'd been like DJ spin that shit Karma

44:12

is a bitch You know how

44:14

we in today's age we can go up to

44:16

a DJ and be like hey play this song Yes

44:19

But in like old movies they go up to

44:21

the DJ with like a CD or the album

44:23

or a cassette Was that a real thing they

44:25

go you can refer five? Yes Was that a

44:28

real thing you go up to a DJ at

44:30

like something it was give them a cassette? I

44:32

think it was like a possible like it was

44:34

possible to do that in people would occasionally do

44:36

it Was a little too you would get 20

44:39

different tapes and CDs from people in the same night

44:42

I want to see the video of the

44:44

first like DJ party uh

44:47

Need to see it. Where were we where

44:49

we saw a DJ, but was

44:51

like DJing like

44:54

vinyls We

44:56

were in Arizona. It's the bar. That

44:58

was the coolest thing ever like now

45:01

It's just like the the turntable, but it's

45:03

it's a it's not always there with

45:05

an underwear in my head No,

45:07

it was like a I

45:10

don't want to talk about it It

45:13

was that trip, but somewhere else and

45:15

they had the actual record spinning. Yeah,

45:18

and we're scratching the real This is

45:20

so cool That's

45:22

insane It's really fucking badass like

45:24

cuz it's I think it's a tourist art form

45:26

that's where like this jockey came from where people

45:28

who had to play and Set

45:31

it all up like that. It's really

45:33

cool. How are people so talented? It's

45:36

it's amazing humans are fucking awesome, man

45:38

They really are What

45:41

are your useless talents? Hmm

45:46

Give me a second. Let me think on it cuz I feel like I have

45:48

quite a few The Fold

45:51

it in half. I can do the

45:53

clover. I can do this Damn,

45:55

wait, I Know

45:58

that has like some Oh, I

46:01

can do yeah, or he can do this. Yes.

46:05

I remember being so jealous

46:11

On command now hit it That

46:25

is pretty impressive I want a good one I don't

46:27

want to discussing a one that makes you know, run

46:29

away from me. We just we

46:31

encouraged that. Oh you did Oh, so it's

46:33

not like gross because you asked for it.

46:35

No, it's disgusting. Oh, okay, but it's Starting

46:38

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48:34

What do you all want to

48:36

talk about? I'm fucking...

48:38

I got nothing else. And

48:41

also, there's nothing happening that's exciting.

48:43

Really? You want to talk

48:45

about the trip you're about to go on? No,

48:47

Keith, I want to wait until next podcast because

48:49

I'm gone that weekend. We can

48:51

talk about how we're going to Pennsylvania

48:54

and we're going to start. You're searching

48:56

and planning our wedding. How thrilling. Because

48:59

you have all the appointments set up. No. But

49:02

you're going to see... Wait, nothing. Don't ask any questions. We got nothing. That

49:05

is the plan. But yeah, we're going to make

49:07

the reservations to set them all up. It

49:09

shouldn't take too long, right? I think the most important thing

49:11

for you guys out there this weekend is just to look

49:13

at a venue and... We're doing it

49:16

in two weeks. How many venues do you have, like

49:18

a top five or a top ten? I would say

49:20

a top five. And do you think... Is

49:23

there one that is Technic? Really, you're number one that

49:25

you're hoping for the best if it does work out

49:27

and then... Not really. We like all

49:29

five. I feel like it's just going to come down to

49:31

pricing. Ah. And

49:33

I hate that no place says on

49:35

their website or anything how much it is. You

49:37

have to call and make an appointment.

49:39

Yeah, but you didn't have to call or email. If

49:42

I saw the price immediately, it'd be like,

49:44

yes or no. Don't waste my time. Don't

49:46

waste your time. Okay. You know

49:48

what? When I'm married, it's going to be

49:50

a fully sponsored wedding. I don't give a

49:52

shit how tacky it looks. I want brands

49:55

everywhere. If that's going to cover my wedding and I don't

49:57

have to pay a single dime... You make all the guests

49:59

do post. deliverables all right that's the

50:01

whole thing everybody I mean I

50:04

mean the Google Drive guys I just need

50:06

to know but like I do

50:08

think a wedding day is important but I also

50:10

think it's important to to

50:13

have a free wedding when you're in

50:15

that position and a lot of

50:17

people's brains want to be in every wedding

50:20

they can you know to me because it's

50:22

like a pouring day everyone's filming weddings take

50:24

advantage of it you know mm-hmm no

50:26

yeah guess jeans we're

50:29

wearing denim we have to look at them

50:31

on denim suits what's like the

50:33

coolest sponsor that you can have at a

50:35

wedding that's like off that like it looks

50:38

authentic anything to help save my groomsmen money

50:40

I think is great like how we got

50:42

black tux door tuxedos yeah my great

50:44

one have to spend any money

50:46

on that yeah like that was

50:48

like an authentic like

50:50

way to yeah cover

50:53

costs for sure but what's

50:55

something that like like

50:58

when you want to say like

51:00

the restaurant or like John and Vinnie's

51:03

or something like John and Vinnie signs yeah

51:05

got it yeah that's a good that's a

51:07

good authentic plug yeah I think

51:09

another big thing like we want the the wedding

51:15

venue like with the actual like ceremony portion

51:17

to be at the same spot as the

51:20

reception yeah and if you want

51:22

like if you want to do like an

51:24

estate it's beautiful but you can't stay there

51:26

you got to like do the shuttle back

51:28

and forth yeah that's your option I know

51:30

as a guest I love being at the

51:32

wedding and being it being able to run

51:34

up to my room like that's that's the

51:36

best you're close to everything you don't forget

51:38

anything or do you want it

51:40

outside or inside inside I like

51:42

indoor outdoor where it's like you can see

51:44

the outside where there's like a beautiful window or

51:46

there's like a glass ceiling I want that and

51:49

it's a reason that you're doing inside

51:51

instead of outside weather oh it's

51:53

a cold just it's a gamble

51:56

it's like it could rain and then you spend all

51:58

that time and money in the piece of Having

52:00

the peace of mind knowing that your

52:02

marriage ceremony will nothing can go wrong.

52:04

We're nothing Go wrong. It was nice out

52:06

bugs like nobody wants that like it could be

52:08

a windy day It could be like yeah, I'm

52:11

okay with like pictures outside, but have it indoors.

52:13

It's gonna be air-conditioned everyone's gonna be dancing Windy

52:16

day is so much worse than a rainy day.

52:18

I think yeah like windy day is horrible during

52:20

a like the mic just a Did

52:33

you end up getting your super 8 film for

52:36

what wedding yeah, yeah I really they're ready to go

52:38

to it well No, we posted our wedding video one

52:40

that we have the entire one of the I want

52:42

to watch it for like The is

52:44

the super 8 1 kind of edited and at

52:47

like a storyline with like you know how we

52:49

shot the No, no, no,

52:51

I know but I'm saying the people did they like it

52:53

was it like edited together in like a storyline type Or

52:55

it was it kind of like a montage what you usually

52:57

do Like you know when you're super

52:59

a building It's the date It's like the day of

53:01

all this getting ready or like the I

53:03

think it goes to our welcome party And then it

53:05

goes to the morning of and then it's the wedding

53:07

and then it's the reception. It's all like oh It's

53:11

the day of the wet of the wedding weekend.

53:13

Yeah, that's so cool. It's really cool

53:15

So cool. Those shots are off with be

53:17

my Baby are

53:19

you planning on posting it publicly? Yeah,

53:24

I guess so it's just like so like price

53:26

Oh you owe that one for you is like

53:28

more personal. I guess so I think it's just

53:30

like the everyone else Maybe

53:33

like when we hit our one-year mark like we do

53:35

that. It's like I like Treshering

53:38

that it's like my own now

53:41

for the like versus for everyone like yeah

53:43

for my wedding day on the wedding night

53:45

I'm gonna have a Kim K Ray J

53:47

style type video from my phone. Okay for

53:49

our one night Okay,

53:52

and then just like get it

53:54

leaked. Okay press surprise,

53:56

honey has a vision

54:00

Let him cook. Did you see

54:02

that they're releasing a new version of

54:04

the Super 8? Yes,

54:06

the one that JJ Abrams has been working

54:08

on with Kodak. That is like

54:10

a digital one. And it's going to have audio.

54:13

It is cool. And it's filmed

54:15

though. It is filmed, but

54:17

you're able to digitally see what's being

54:19

filmed in the viewfinder. Oh,

54:22

I didn't know that. I'm pretty

54:24

sure there is that element. It's

54:26

also incredibly expensive. Which

54:29

is dope. I just have to wait for

54:31

a review for it to come out. I want to

54:33

say that Marcus Parelli, if I should buy it before.

54:36

I know I buy shit and I don't

54:38

use it. It's very stupid, but I think that I

54:40

would actually use. But I would only use it when

54:42

we go on trips. Oh

54:46

man, this day has just been so challenging. It's

54:48

just like not feeling very good.

54:51

When I walked in, I could tell Matt was

54:53

in a little bit of a down mood. And

54:55

I was like, what's going on? You seem upset.

54:58

And he was like, I am

55:00

upset, but I'm also just annoyed that

55:02

it's another fucking thing that I just have to

55:04

deal with. And then I'm not mad. I'm

55:06

just annoyed at the situation. Other than being sick?

55:09

Other than being sick. So I'm already just down

55:11

and out, just been on the couch having fucking

55:13

moved the majority of the day. But

55:15

she comes in. She comes in, she's like,

55:18

Matt? I already

55:20

know what happened. She

55:25

has in her hand this little chunk of

55:27

plastic. And I'm like, it's

55:29

from my car. And

55:32

I'm like, what happened? She

55:35

was like, I was pulling out of

55:40

this shopping center area we were at. She's

55:44

like, and I thought your card usually

55:46

beeps with its sensors if you're near

55:48

something. And I'm like, what? And she

55:50

goes, all this just has to be

55:52

popped right back into place. Matt

55:55

told me this. I go, can I go see it?

55:58

It's like, yeah. Then I'm

56:00

like, okay, so in my mind, I'm thinking it's

56:02

something very small. Yeah.

56:06

And then I walk out, and she's like,

56:08

don't be mad. And I'm like, I'm not. Don't like

56:10

it. Let's just see it, babe. Let's see it. I

56:12

love you. We'll handle anything that comes our way. No

56:15

problems, only solutions. I walk

56:17

out and I go, what the fuck?

56:20

What the fuck? What

56:23

does it look like? We

56:25

should have taken a picture. It's bad.

56:27

It's bad. The whole rear quarter panel

56:29

got a caved-in dent. The door

56:31

going up the rear wheel well. Oh, no. Wait,

56:33

what did he hit, though? He crushed in with

56:35

scratches down the side. She hit a wall where

56:37

I think one of like, I don't know. How

56:40

fast was she backing up? That's the first thing

56:42

that I said. It looked like, move it. I

56:45

don't know. I don't know. And the thing is, she's

56:47

a great driver. She's never had anything like this ever

56:49

happen. There are times where you just

56:51

really forget someone's behind you, and you back up

56:54

full power. I've done it before. I've never hit

56:56

it. I've never, ever, ever done that. There are

56:58

times where I don't look, but I always catch

57:00

myself. I catch it before I hit the car.

57:02

Really? Yeah. But I know that

57:04

she forgot, and I know she backed

57:06

out. She pulled out like, she would

57:08

know. She thought my car was high tech.

57:10

She probably thought, oh, if it hits something,

57:12

it will. It'll stop. The brakes will stop

57:14

before it even hits the car. Not your

57:17

car. It's not a Tesla. And so I'm

57:19

like, damn. And

57:21

then she's getting mad at me for being upset about

57:23

it. I'm just mad. This is my expectation of what

57:25

I thought I was going to see when I walked

57:27

out. She said she wants a plastic piece with small

57:29

in her hand. It can pop right back in. So

57:31

when I hear that, I go, this ain't going to

57:34

be that bad. I know what Patricia was trying to

57:36

do, what she was trying to do. She thought showing

57:38

you a little piece would calm you down. And we

57:40

go, oh, you know what? We're goop. She said you

57:42

were for failure, my friend. And

57:45

I think I'm just pissed. It's this

57:47

other thing we have to deal with.

57:49

Thankfully, we have money. It's not like

57:52

this is going to affect our rent payments.

57:54

We're fine. But

57:57

it's just like, ugh. And that's another one for the

57:59

prosecutor. And so she's mad. She's

58:01

frustrated because I love her to death.

58:03

She's frustrated at me for getting mad

58:05

about Getting mad,

58:07

but I'm like, I'm I can

58:10

I not be angry that no we have

58:12

to deal with this I'm not mad at

58:14

you my wife like like

58:16

you gotta be fucking kidding me It's just the

58:18

day went this way when I'm feeling sick too

58:20

in her head What do you think was her

58:23

perfect reaction that you would have like what like maybe

58:26

it's just a car. We're good What doesn't matter

58:28

what I should have if I wasn't sick in

58:30

like feeling like shit. I may have been like

58:33

damn it Okay, I

58:35

try to play it out if I think she

58:37

just should have been a better communicator and storyteller

58:39

to prepare my expectations Yeah, yeah Patricia

58:43

if you're watching this I think

58:45

next time you get into an accident or

58:47

something and you know, there's damage to

58:49

the car immediately call Matt

58:52

and freak out Out

58:54

for you. You have to be freaking out

58:56

like overly like I'm so sorry. I made

58:58

a bit. I made a huge yes Make

59:00

it done that Patricia make it make it

59:02

like you see what just pop it in

59:04

you split that car in half It is

59:06

in pieces across the highway Cars

59:09

total when it's not that bad. He's like, oh, I thought

59:11

it was gonna be so much worse You made it seem

59:13

like I know it just

59:15

that see that's what you got to do, but

59:18

even though that's Some

59:20

people maybe would advise Against

59:22

doing that I think definitely

59:24

would have helped my reaction to reacting to absolutely

59:26

Yeah, because the way she set up was that

59:28

it was a very minor thing. Yeah, so yeah,

59:30

it could have just been yeah I mean once

59:33

again, I wasn't in a good mood and then

59:35

so it just is my mood I'm not in

59:37

funks a lot. You had the sniffles pretty upbeat

59:39

guy. I was just like This

59:41

just sucks. I could tell my story. I'm

59:44

still not over it. She can't even look at it

59:46

I I didn't look at it for

59:48

maybe like five months. I had him look at it. It's

59:51

really nothing accidentally thought I

59:53

what I've never gotten into an accident

59:55

knock on wood never hit anything knock

59:57

on wood like I'm

59:59

a safe driver, very

1:00:01

where are my surroundings? And

1:00:04

now I'm thinking about it, I should sue, because this was

1:00:06

not my fault. Oh, sue. We go to Air

1:00:08

One for the first time, because I'm trying to

1:00:10

be like everybody else. Trying to get the beaver

1:00:13

smoothie. And

1:00:15

Heath and I drove separate. That's

1:00:18

where you made the mistake. Yeah, right. Table

1:00:23

pulled into his spot. I'm

1:00:25

a backer, inner. Into

1:00:28

a spot, I'd rather back into a spot. Just

1:00:30

feel more comfortable. And

1:00:33

I'm backing into a spot. There's

1:00:35

no cars around. Now

1:00:37

there's an area of Air One. There's like the

1:00:39

parking lot right where you drive in. You're talking

1:00:41

about my house. There's a sportsman's lot. Yeah, yeah,

1:00:43

yeah. Parking lot. Do you know the lot where

1:00:46

you go all the way to the back? It's

1:00:48

always open. Yeah, it's always open. This whole

1:00:50

parking lot was wide open. There was no

1:00:52

cars around in the one spot she pulled

1:00:54

into. Yes. I'm backing

1:00:56

in. And

1:01:00

I'm backing in. So I'm going slow.

1:01:02

You would think I slammed

1:01:05

into something. Because it

1:01:07

didn't feel bad, but it looked worse.

1:01:09

It's really not bad. It's not bad,

1:01:11

right? What happened? I still don't look at

1:01:14

it. I hit something. And I'm like,

1:01:16

what the hell? I thought there

1:01:18

was a car behind me, but there's like a wall

1:01:20

there. And I didn't hit the wall. I have the

1:01:22

backup camera. I'm looking at the backup camera. There's

1:01:25

no wall. I'm looking around. I'm like, what the

1:01:27

hell? I get out. There

1:01:30

is a tree branch growing

1:01:32

horizontal in my blind spot.

1:01:36

It was above the backup camera. So

1:01:38

I have the Jeep. So my windshield

1:01:40

in the back is narrow. It's small.

1:01:42

So I don't see it through the

1:01:44

window. I swear it's

1:01:47

growing the exact height of the

1:01:49

top of my car. It's one of those that was cut. So

1:01:51

it was like. You can hang a swing from it. So

1:01:54

it was protruding really

1:01:57

long. Oh,

1:02:00

do you think anybody else has ever hit it? Yes, I'm

1:02:02

assuming Oh, I wanted to go back and see

1:02:04

if they cut it down because it's a problem

1:02:06

And I was so pissed off because I have such

1:02:09

a good track record and it was such a stupid

1:02:11

thing That obviously wasn't my fault, but

1:02:13

it crushed the whole top corner at the hard top of the

1:02:15

game It's

1:02:17

not bad. It looks like it looks like my rap

1:02:19

is like has like a crack in it You know

1:02:21

like crackle nail polish. Yeah, looks like that. I think you

1:02:23

need to get your eyes fixed. Better than what I have right now

1:02:25

on the side of my car, I was

1:02:27

thinking that all day So

1:02:30

pissed off. I just wanted to make you feel better. Like

1:02:32

I feel it Reaction

1:02:35

would be if you did that to like one of my

1:02:37

cars Like if you were driving it and then

1:02:39

you had to come to me first of all, how would you

1:02:41

come to me? You would be really pissed you I think that

1:02:44

would have been a worse reaction to Matt's you

1:02:46

would you wouldn't have been Again, you wouldn't have

1:02:48

been pissed at her you didn't piss at the situation, but you would

1:02:50

have been livid Did I ever tell

1:02:52

the story about Jordan? When

1:02:54

he first came out here, I think we talked about

1:02:56

all the podcast Car

1:02:59

somewhere. I don't think we would talk about if he

1:03:01

was here. I don't think he's not here. So say

1:03:03

it So Like

1:03:07

looking back this Jordan

1:03:10

just moved out to California super

1:03:13

excited these you know, we're working together and

1:03:16

This is your first moments right this year. So where

1:03:18

you got pissed at him like your first one. I

1:03:21

was really upset So

1:03:23

I had remember my cayenne

1:03:27

Your Porsche. Yeah. Yeah, so in

1:03:30

the driveway, so we would have the Gate

1:03:33

and then behind the gate. There was a parking spot.

1:03:35

Then there was the garage. Yeah, so

1:03:37

he was Backing a car

1:03:40

up out of the driveway so I can pull into

1:03:42

the garage and then he was gonna come behind me.

1:03:44

Okay so He

1:03:47

backs up I pull through and then

1:03:49

I go up Up here and he

1:03:51

didn't he had the the gate clicker for the

1:03:54

garage and the gate in that car So

1:03:56

I look out and I go can you open

1:03:59

up the garage? door for me so

1:04:01

he comes pulling up behind me halfway

1:04:03

parked in the middle of the driveway

1:04:05

and he goes to click for the

1:04:07

garage to open but he clicks

1:04:09

the gate to close oh no there's no

1:04:12

sensor on my gate it's like oh no

1:04:14

so the gate starts

1:04:16

closing and I look I see the gate

1:04:18

I'm like Jordan the gate the gate is

1:04:20

closing and he's looking at me and

1:04:23

I'm like move the gate is

1:04:25

closing and it's getting closer and

1:04:28

I'm like back up back up and

1:04:30

then he just sits there and it

1:04:32

just goes boom right into the side

1:04:34

of my car oh no and I

1:04:36

was like you have got to be

1:04:38

kidding me he was like what what I

1:04:41

go still in now I go the gate just

1:04:43

close to my car and he was like I

1:04:45

don't think it hit it there's a dent there's

1:04:49

scratches all on the side oh it just

1:04:51

I'm actually glad that he didn't back up

1:04:54

because I could see him just completely backing

1:04:56

up because like oh true and he could

1:04:58

have like hit another car or worse a

1:05:01

fucking person walking their dog but also like

1:05:03

you could have just like click the button

1:05:05

to deactivate yeah all he had to do

1:05:07

is just click it yeah yeah but

1:05:10

I was so upset I was

1:05:12

so I remember that

1:05:15

just like saying I'm not doing so hard

1:05:17

right now the buttons like it

1:05:20

was his first time seeing the bus no he's he's used

1:05:22

him before it's just like one

1:05:25

side does the gate one does the garage

1:05:27

door like he just yeah his reaction was

1:05:29

very late how bad was your dent it

1:05:32

was pretty good how much was it to fix it I

1:05:34

didn't how much do you think I'm

1:05:37

about to pay for this dent on my car so

1:05:39

luckily you don't have to do any paint work yeah

1:05:43

it seems like all the scratches are in your

1:05:45

in the clear coat so

1:05:47

I think they can go in and just

1:05:49

pop those dents out it's a

1:05:52

tedious process you should actually look it up

1:05:54

because it's really fascinating people that fix like

1:05:56

dense in body lines oops They'll

1:06:00

probably turn it because you're gonna have to get a new plastic

1:06:02

piece because the plastic piece is broken It's

1:06:04

the words. I think so the trim.

1:06:06

Yeah, it came out like just

1:06:08

like one big piece It doesn't see anything was broken

1:06:10

on the plastic. I would say maybe like 1500 bucks

1:06:15

That's fine. That's fine. There's

1:06:17

a hundred is fine You

1:06:19

know that seems like it is fifteen

1:06:21

hundred dollars, you know There's like things that

1:06:24

like are crazy price where you're like, it's

1:06:26

that much for that or

1:06:28

Matt Take her to court my

1:06:30

own wife take her to her judge Judy that

1:06:32

shit happens all the time We have people that

1:06:34

shit are people that go in there the

1:06:37

amount of relatives The like

1:06:39

best friend dude. It's crazy. Yeah a hot

1:06:41

episode everybody would tune on. I'm just bummed

1:06:43

I'm just bummed. I'm not mad at your

1:06:45

show. We're both like hey, let's just do

1:06:47

this. It'd be really funny As

1:06:54

the husband I just feel like I just need to be

1:06:56

like it's okay wife we'll take care of it I

1:06:59

just hope but I think it's like I

1:07:01

want to put it on her like, okay. Well, you got to call up

1:07:03

the shop Yeah To

1:07:08

do that because like Like

1:07:11

take advantage I know it's been it's been it's

1:07:14

been known to like they are charged like woman

1:07:16

because they Assume that woman

1:07:18

don't I thought they would like cut him a deal because

1:07:20

they're so cute. No, no, no No, Patricia

1:07:22

would have to probably like, you know, but you know what

1:07:24

guys like it Zane

1:07:27

put it down. Okay, but Patricia may reach out to

1:07:29

you to get the number of the guy I have

1:07:31

a guy that you might be doing like a little

1:07:33

bit of that nitty-gritty setting up the appointment I'll set

1:07:35

up the group chat That's where I'm just

1:07:37

like because it's a stressful thing and it just the idea

1:07:40

like I can show up and be like,

1:07:42

okay What is it? Now? You'll have to do an Instagram. I

1:07:44

don't want to Shop around do

1:07:46

an Instagram real. Oh, I'll do a whole Instagram

1:07:48

real But

1:07:51

it's just so passive-aggressive. So

1:07:53

my wife Crushed

1:07:55

my car. So I'm making her do this.

1:07:57

I don't know just make it fun Okay,

1:08:03

all right. I'm hungry. I want to eat right now.

1:08:05

All right, we'll close it out. All right guys, thank

1:08:07

you so much for tuning into another episode. Thanks for

1:08:09

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