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Fresh for everyone. We are good to go,

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y'all. We are here and

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we are starting and we are live and we

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are recording. We're patch, man. Nice. Why

0:37

would I wear orange? Mariah, I was

0:40

looking at the camera and I'm like, why did I wear yellow? Yeah,

0:42

why did we do that? It's just too much. I don't know

0:44

why I wore it. I'm trying to get it. I'm

0:46

trying to hit every shirt in my closet so I never doubled it

0:48

now. You know me, I don't double it now. Now

0:51

you just look like a floating head above the couch.

0:54

You're good. You're good, Mariah. Don't

0:57

beat yourself up too much. I think you look great,

0:59

Mr. S. Mr. S. How's

1:01

everybody feeling? What's today, Wednesday? Wednesday.

1:04

It is Wednesday. Vibes are on today, I'm not going to lie.

1:06

Yeah, you woke up good. I did. I

1:08

woke up. We went to the gym. We

1:10

weren't feeling it on the way there or

1:12

when we stepped in, but super happy we

1:14

pushed through it. That's good. Six.

1:19

Oh yeah, he's here at seven. You get to be there at seven.

1:21

You were up and at it. Yeah. Yeah.

1:24

Feels really, really good, right? So good, finally getting

1:26

that slumber and being on a good track. Yep.

1:29

It's the best vibe. What time are you falling asleep

1:31

every night to wake up at six in the morning?

1:34

Midnight. I think we went to bed, yeah, maybe around

1:36

midnight. I had trouble falling

1:38

asleep last night though, so I think I might

1:40

have tossed and turned into one. Oh, well,

1:43

that's not enough sleep. I feel like we

1:45

never do. You're going to get those eyes like that. No matter what time to

1:47

go to bed. Baby, I already got the bags. I know. No

1:49

matter what time I go to bed, I'm always up

1:52

at three in the morning, just play

1:54

with Dean for like a second, occupy him,

1:56

walk around the house. Just anything

1:59

that has to quickly. get done and then I'll just go

2:01

back to sleep. Because if I'm up, I

2:03

have a hard time falling back asleep. So,

2:06

three o'clock, Dean's like walking all over me,

2:08

I'm like, alright, let's go do something. Just

2:11

trying to cut off not looking at TikTok before

2:13

we go to bed. Because

2:15

I'll always find something interesting and then I'm

2:17

down a fucking rabbit hole for a whole

2:19

other hour. This is really bad. I got

2:21

to read myself to sleep. So I've been

2:23

reading lately, I'm reading A Court of Thorna

2:25

Roses by Sarah J. A court of

2:27

thorna roses? A court of thorna roses? A court of

2:29

thorna roses? A court of thorna roses? I think at

2:31

guitar. What is it about? It's about this

2:33

fairy land and this girl who's like a human and

2:36

she has to go live with a bunch of fairies

2:38

and stuff. Okay, it's lame. Okay, man. I don't know

2:40

if you're into that. Apparently it gets kinky. There's a

2:42

lot of smut in it. A lot of fairy smut?

2:44

I heard it kicks up in the second book but

2:46

I'm vibing with it right now. Right. What

2:49

is that? Everyone's reading this book. Matt

2:51

loves kinky things. Are you touching yourself while

2:53

reading? Yeah. Well, I like, if there is

2:55

a book that everybody is reading and I see

2:57

it everywhere I go, I gotta read it for myself.

2:59

You get EFO-mo, you're like, I have to see what

3:01

the hype is? Yeah, I gotta see what the hype

3:04

is. I gotta participate in the culture to see if

3:06

I want it. It's Game

3:08

of Thrones but kinky? This is my

3:10

kind of book. A

3:12

court of thorns? A court of thorns? A

3:14

court of thorns, yeah. Ice cream. Yeah,

3:17

I would say Game of Thrones, it's fantasy. It's

3:19

almost like Lord of the Rings. It's more fantasy

3:22

than Game of Thrones. Umm...

3:25

It's got dragons. Okay, but

3:27

if you think about it, Game of Thrones

3:29

is still kind of realistic if

3:31

you take away the dark spirits and dragons.

3:34

And the living dead people and the giant.

3:37

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's kingdoms.

3:40

Kingdoms, people are trying to rule over

3:42

one another. I'm still, I'm like 200

3:45

pages in so I'm still learning the world. I

3:47

can't believe you're 200 pages in any book. I

3:50

can't imagine. I can imagine that. I

3:52

can imagine that. It's the only way that it calms

3:54

my brain down at the end of the day. That's

3:56

crazy. I would love to try to pick up a

3:58

book. Zane, you know, we... Imagine okay,

4:00

that's like a summer project. Sorry Matt, but

4:03

the three of us we start a book

4:05

club Yeah,

4:08

but it's like secret Matt finds out months later that

4:10

we've been meeting up for a secret book club every

4:12

month He's

4:15

like what have you been reading it's like dr. Seuss Fish

4:23

make you feel well, I think

4:25

I Don't know I

4:27

really like the way he was like, you

4:29

know numbering them and coloring them I think

4:32

he yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, well we have

4:34

a great episode ahead. We have so much

4:36

to talk about. So let's roll the intro,

4:38

baby Oh, it's

4:40

coffee-doh, baby Yeah,

4:54

baby welcome back to another episode of

4:57

Unfiltered I'm Zane. I'm he I'm

4:59

Matt And this is

5:01

our 231st episode. Welcome back Unbelievable

5:06

unbelievable. All right for this long.

5:08

We um, I know some of

5:10

us went have been on some

5:12

trips lately, Matt I know

5:14

you I think you went to three weddings. I

5:16

mean, I was that I did two weddings in

5:18

a row like This

5:21

past weekend in the weekend before yes, and these

5:23

are all What was

5:25

this one? This one was for our good

5:27

friends Katie and Lane Katie In

5:30

Lane Armstrong, but she is now Katie

5:32

Armstrong it was wait Armstrong Armstrong Like

5:36

like yeah like the Armstrong family Yeah, Lance I'm

5:38

sorry I actually think I might be related though

5:41

to the groom because his mother's maiden name is

5:43

King and I got to meet like a bunch

5:45

of other Kings at this wedding like when I

5:47

walked up and there was a You

5:50

know They have the things that you take to

5:52

know where your table is and it's all alphabetical

5:54

order and right when I pick up mine I

5:56

see Kevin King, which is my brother's name There's

5:59

a Kevin King at this wedding I gotta meet

6:01

this Kevin King and the man next to me goes

6:03

I'm Kevin King nice

6:05

to meet you

6:07

75 I mean I think he was like

6:09

probably like like a little a 24 the

6:14

what's the three me 23 of me 23 of me

6:16

I would love to I know but you're related to

6:18

my dad is traced down so much of her genealogy

6:20

I would love though I feel like 23 and me

6:22

they can't find your

6:25

connection to people who are really closely related to

6:27

you but I wish the database was like tell

6:30

me how much percentage I am really I

6:33

call it you yeah yeah because I

6:35

feel like they only do that with like

6:37

celebrities on these genealogy shows yeah oh they

6:39

tell Ashley Tisdale that she's related to

6:41

Austin Butler error that Ed Norton is related

6:43

to Pocahontas they must tell me that they

6:46

must be doing some deep like like

6:49

they must be overworking to get that information

6:51

though that's something probably a system can't like

6:53

we got a day of a AI come

6:56

on let's just figure it out but who

6:58

knows the drama that would unfold though yeah

7:00

gave that information exactly you've so you've been

7:02

you've been to so many weddings right I

7:04

feel you've been to more weddings than most

7:06

people I know what is like

7:08

one of the few things that you've noticed

7:10

and in any wedding that like you're like

7:12

damn I want to do that in my

7:15

wedding or something that you saw really worked

7:17

they can share with Heath and Mariah on

7:19

something maybe they can do in their wedding

7:21

I'm just trying to help you all I

7:24

stressed out about that man well no no

7:26

just want I just want to make it

7:28

as easy as possible for you guys okay

7:30

I say uh well

7:32

our weddings already happen I wouldn't have changed

7:34

the thing yeah not your specific about like

7:36

just like in general but the one that

7:39

I've noticed from the two that I've gone

7:41

to in both of these couples were I

7:43

would say influencer couples their whole business is

7:45

making content yeah both weddings

7:47

had at least somebody on

7:49

their photography or content team

7:52

who was definitely taking editing

7:54

posts and posting it like live

7:58

live or at least like the next Like

8:00

they went through and made what do you mean like

8:02

they're opposing or it was being sent to them immediately

8:05

to post I bet that they were looking through all

8:07

the photos picking all the right ones running it by

8:09

them going do like this Do like this and then

8:11

it went out while the wedding is happening because I

8:13

wow Because for us a lot of our photos were

8:15

taken on film and they have to go and edit

8:18

that we didn't get our photos I feel like immediately

8:20

back until a month or two later Yeah,

8:22

I still got your long selects, but that was

8:24

like such a thing right after your wedding You

8:27

don't want to be able to like you're still entertaining

8:29

people You really don't even get time by yourself

8:31

Yeah Wedding to go through content cuz like when you're

8:34

an influencer that takes time to sit down and go

8:36

through all this shit Both

8:38

of these couples were so quick on the turnaround with

8:40

the content man, and I was talking about that with

8:42

the church I'm like would you earn a wedding? Should

8:44

we have done that would we have liked doing that and

8:46

Patricia was kind of like actually? I mean,

8:49

it's awesome that they had that but I don't

8:51

think it would have been like really worth it

8:53

that much or that How necessary it is we

8:55

need to turn around Especially in that moment. I

8:57

think the last thing I'm thinking about is like

8:59

content especially in like if I was getting married

9:01

I know we have a couple drinks in me

9:03

the last thing I want to do is go

9:05

through photos and see what I want to post

9:07

right there in the moment Yeah, I think that's

9:09

like a really hard thing to do I think

9:11

both of these couples whose weddings we were at

9:13

though, you know one was the former bachelor So

9:15

yeah him the wedding is a big deal.

9:17

A lot of the world is like pain. It was it

9:20

was Yeah, it was Nick

9:22

Bial. Oh got it. Okay, so That

9:24

was very important for him to like share to the world

9:26

Yeah, what the wedding is Shane Katie I

9:29

believe her wedding was also one of those

9:31

like people exclusive ones too Okay, where they

9:33

really needed to get that content out. Yeah,

9:35

I think we're I think we're I think

9:37

Remy did something like that Right. She had

9:39

like a people's exclusive like her for her

9:41

for proposal. Yeah Yeah, okay So I was

9:43

really impressed with that and that was just

9:45

something like Patricia and I talked about we

9:48

go Would we have liked that? I think

9:50

it would have been nice for the peace of mind because

9:52

right after the wedding you're like Oh, we got a post

9:54

maybe I'll wait till the honeymoon to really sit through and

9:56

post something. Um, yeah food

9:58

Was it buffet style family? style

10:00

sit-down what have you seen like work

10:02

the best with all

10:04

the weddings I personally prefer buffet

10:06

style because I think sometimes people's

10:09

appetites aren't always on like this

10:11

same wavelength some people aren't

10:13

hungry when you are being told to sit

10:15

down also the parties going on if people

10:17

want to party go let them party yeah

10:19

so one wedding I went to was buffet

10:21

style I kind of like that more than

10:23

the sit-down but the sit-down is nice because

10:25

you really get to bond with people and

10:27

there does seem like there is time though

10:29

for people to give speeches it all

10:31

depends on the rhythm of what you

10:34

as the host of your wedding want

10:36

other people to yeah to add to that my

10:38

brother's wedding and also there was another wedding this

10:40

one was like an Indian wedding that I went

10:43

to and I think most of the time most

10:45

of the time they do do buffet style weddings

10:47

that I've been to I've been to more Indian

10:49

weddings and American weddings yeah they

10:53

including my brother's buffet style I've noticed has

10:55

been just the easiest

10:57

and the most in the smoothest that

10:59

I see like people getting up it's like table

11:02

by table they'll get up so they can keep

11:04

shit running like and people making speeches and

11:06

music and all that without with

11:10

and it makes and it makes that the

11:13

the eating or the dinner portion like the prep

11:15

so much less of a hassle it's you you

11:17

know when you're sitting there and everyone's getting their

11:20

food it just seems it takes such a long

11:22

time but I thought I felt like you got

11:24

to the party much quicker and I think that

11:26

like made it more enjoyable baby

11:28

you pick what you want and they'll have

11:31

it out throughout the whole time so people

11:33

can go back for seconds for third yeah

11:35

while people are like out dancing people get

11:37

hungry so early that

11:39

you're like all right I'll probably want chicken yeah and

11:41

then the wedding comes around you see someone with the

11:43

steak you're like damn I should have gotten the stage

11:45

all right every single time every time I'm

11:48

a buffet gal yeah every time you ever

11:50

lie when they come up to you doing

11:52

and we're having the chicken right No

11:55

I didn't I did you like see

11:57

somebody else like no No I entered

11:59

you know. The usually to like what they'll do

12:01

they'll just give you that was a very public

12:03

you don't worry about it would it's a hard

12:05

and you at a wedding milk but no no

12:07

it but they'll just assumed that it was a

12:09

mistake and just prejudiced site employs Egypt's or.you know

12:11

me I like I like the have everybody get

12:14

a little bit as soon as I'm around my

12:16

yard. The Rcp. Is just to give the chefs idea of

12:18

how much that the. Make from yeah sudden I have

12:20

some people switch their to they always. I think

12:22

they're always make a little bit more to think

12:24

a sneer and that usually goes to move. Yeah

12:26

well as much as a sigh I love lottery

12:28

sow and I like family style. Were

12:31

certain things? oh that's how it kind of

12:33

was at our table actually was family saul

12:35

like you got your ticket in your beef

12:37

but everything else was family. saw the i

12:40

liked the bringing stuff around and then you

12:42

can like pass it by like in small

12:44

groups because of it's like big that it

12:46

kind of like loses order. And. Then

12:48

you can out you might not get some some.

12:50

People never do not have never done family

12:52

style so like a frequent so adding once

12:54

were with family style and it was the

12:57

long tables and they were passing it and

12:59

they're the point where me he'd been they

13:01

didn't get any food because the people next

13:03

us are passing it across All of a

13:05

sudden out of food was gone and we

13:07

had a like ask the waiter like getting

13:09

it wrong. I was pissed I didn't get

13:12

the have the the arm the already have

13:14

you want to ravioli. I never got the

13:16

had the ravioli and always the most excited

13:18

for rob. Joke is have looked amazing and

13:20

they were doing the style the family sorry

13:22

your Paso played over sports except on not

13:25

passing it down to run under the table.

13:27

Oh yeah I do like Dost thou though.

13:29

especially like if it's like. The.

13:31

As like the little bit and fraud and then

13:33

is it good or other. Our friend of ours

13:35

wedding who had. Buffet. Style but

13:37

like for different types of food. yeah

13:40

they had which was every corner. Of the

13:42

room was a different style so there was like a

13:44

pasa season. There was like an. Emergency or

13:46

a Taco Mexicans? The my in

13:48

our schools are you could so

13:50

it wasn't crowded. Yeah ah. There may

13:52

be two hundred people at that wedding. So that we

13:54

are like this, I wouldn't smaller than bags. But.

13:56

It was nice. everybody was spread out. Everybody

13:58

went to their styles. It wasn't I also

14:01

like I also like when the food

14:03

bar or you know Whatever the buffet

14:05

situation is kind of in a different

14:07

room, too Yeah, so the whole room

14:09

doesn't smell like food yeah, or just

14:11

like food that's sitting out my

14:13

brothers was in a different room That's a

14:15

nice all go sneak into the room. Yeah,

14:17

I like nice touch though Um now

14:20

they say like the different genres I

14:22

it sounds very expensive, but what I

14:24

think for my wedding I'd want like

14:26

every genre food like just like taco

14:28

station in the station Decorated like a

14:30

food court yeah, I think you know how everybody

14:32

puts their money into like flowers or the charcuterie

14:34

board I think mine would go all into the

14:37

food so everyone's gonna be eating on paper plates

14:39

Everyone's gonna be you know like picnic tables and all that

14:41

shit's gonna be real But

14:43

that food is gonna be high end

14:47

Star yeah, it's it's Think

14:50

about it like no one's gonna No one's gonna think about

14:52

the plates you know what are you gonna think about

14:54

what the food the music? I've thought about that like

14:56

why not just like like plates

14:58

don't matter yeah People

15:01

just want the food and they want the dancing Yeah,

15:06

like you think like when you go to a wedding

15:08

there's things you don't really think about like people aren't

15:10

like these are really Ugly flowers nobody

15:12

nobody really remembers that they're like is

15:14

the music good are we having a good time remember

15:17

how they felt? Yeah, right you have the

15:19

most expensive steak for everyone everyone's so thrilled,

15:21

but it's plastic fork and knives, and they

15:23

can't Are

15:26

those those utensils that are plastic that they

15:28

look metal yeah Like

15:31

the sporks going on Everybody

15:35

just gets like one sheet of like a

15:37

paper towel rip Do

15:41

it like a shrimp like a like a seafood boil

15:44

all the food is just poured out before

15:47

to Yes People

15:55

are coming by just taking the

15:57

bucket sucking on imagine Korean

16:00

barbecue wedding. I love every table has

16:03

like the thing No,

16:05

how about you? Come

16:08

on getting married at a Benihana Is

16:12

crazy all the tables have their own hibachi

16:14

I know how cheap that would be that

16:16

actually wouldn't be bad that body restaurant be

16:18

like well, we've never done that before

16:20

so Yeah, right the whole spot. You know what no

16:22

we'll get you for free cuz it's the experiment It's

16:24

like we want to see if it works and they

16:27

see a lot of people those are big Would

16:29

you rise a lot? She's actually thinking right

16:31

at the mall if you need like a dress You

16:37

know those like bars that I'll attach the mall yeah There's

16:41

usually like a Dave and busters after party

16:43

Mariah. We'd make it on tiktok so fast

16:45

we like it's my wedding We you guys

16:47

would make it on tiktok so fast and

16:49

everybody you probably get bad press but like

16:51

everybody would talk about it Personally do a

16:54

East Coast wedding in a West Coast wedding and we'll do

16:56

it at Benihana We

16:59

go get so right get press all

17:01

in there people's choice. I mean people

17:04

talk about press who the hell are

17:06

we? The

17:09

fortune cookie like the message is from like the bride and

17:11

groom Coming to

17:14

the wedding what they love about you. Oh and

17:16

then the entertainment shrimp

17:19

In her veil like just like netting the

17:21

shrimp Okay, you

17:23

throw zucchini The

17:27

bride and groom on top of the cake or like the

17:29

little pee man They're

17:34

tapping it It's like smoke at the top

17:36

like the onions that would be the

17:38

talk like that would be the wedding of the like

17:40

of the decade though You should

17:42

think about it. I think it'd be a hit think if

17:44

anyone's done it There

17:48

we go it's been done Wow Let

17:51

me get 2010 Wow you

17:53

still got to wait for a table Hahaha

17:58

Yes, we so we do have a wedding currently on this

18:00

side but we'll take you home. They

18:03

still couldn't give you the whole ride here. The bride

18:05

is sitting there waiting. Wait. No,

18:08

go ahead. In the

18:10

seating area where... This

18:12

is crazy. I

18:14

would love to go to

18:16

one of those crazy tacky

18:19

themed weddings though. People

18:21

who get married at Disneyland.

18:25

Send me that invite. I don't think

18:27

I know anybody who would have their

18:29

wedding at a medieval time. Or

18:31

a place. Oh medieval times is a good

18:34

one. If you take that whole middle area,

18:36

you put seats all in there, you get

18:38

married right at... And there's

18:40

medieval freaks. After

18:42

the show they move the horses and then

18:45

you go down and you dance in the

18:47

little horse ring. That

18:50

still has to probably be as expensive

18:52

as a normal... You would sit on

18:54

a wedding booking out medieval times before

18:56

it. Your daughter, you're

18:58

paying for her wedding. Are you sure you

19:00

want to do this? Wait.

19:03

Catch this. You have

19:05

your wedding in medieval times. All

19:09

of us... This is for my wedding. Imagine

19:12

my wedding. Game of Thrones themed. We're going to

19:14

all sit in the horse ring where the sand

19:16

is. We're going to have all the seats where

19:18

all my closest friends and family all sit. And

19:21

then we sell tickets for everybody

19:23

that wants to come watch the

19:25

wedding of the century. Then

19:27

they all sit around, they're getting fed,

19:29

they're watching a show. It's a good

19:32

way to recoup that money that you're

19:34

paying to do it. But it could

19:36

be like a stage wedding, right? There's

19:38

fights, there's chaos, there's I object. Jason's

19:41

like the jester. You

19:43

can make it a whole show. Come

19:46

up with fake scenarios, make it a show.

19:48

It could be fun. Paper view. We

19:51

sell it. It's crazy. I feel like

19:53

why hasn't that been done yet? I

19:55

bet it has. We just haven't heard about it from

19:57

like... Medieval times wedding.

20:00

Oh, I know it's just medieval

20:02

themed. I can't like what else you call

20:04

that place. I think medieval times now. Oh

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I feel like they would have a

20:11

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went to a wedding. Yes I'm telling yes, I

21:54

would say one of the top

21:56

three best weddings. I think I've ever been oh wow Okay.

22:01

I want to say it's number one, but

22:03

also I've got...it was incredible. I mean, I

22:05

don't even want to be making a French

22:07

wedding. It was one

22:09

of the best. They did such a fantastic

22:11

job. The weather was great.

22:13

Loved it all. Okay. What

22:15

did you and Mariah do? We just got back from a wedding.

22:19

Nice. My cousin got married. Yeah.

22:22

What's your name? His name is TJ

22:24

Motto. TJ Maxx. TJ Maxx. All

22:27

right. Yeah. We went to a

22:29

wedding in Jersey. It was fun. It was

22:31

cute. It was like a barn one, like country kind

22:33

of theme. Yeah. The two DJs,

22:35

like the MCs, were line dancing instructors. So they

22:37

were the DJ and they would jump down and

22:39

teach everyone the day it was. But like perfect

22:41

job because like they're so good at like

22:43

moving people and like controlling a crowd. The

22:46

flow of this wedding. I'm all about the flow

22:48

of the wedding. It was nonstop. Everything was perfect.

22:50

It's like... It was really good. They

22:52

got married. We walked inside. We did

22:54

cocktail hours. They opened the barn doors. We went

22:57

in, sat down. We got served. They

22:59

came down. We danced. They

23:01

made an announcement. They danced everybody to the dessert table. It was

23:03

like perfect. Everybody had dessert. And

23:06

then after that, back to

23:08

the dance floor. What line dance were they teaching

23:10

you guys? Literally every single one you could imagine.

23:13

It went from like the classic country

23:15

to like... Like Copperhead Road. To Ed

23:17

Sheeran's. Like, ooh,

23:20

I love you. I'm loving

23:22

that Shaboozy song. Shaboozy.

23:24

Oh my good lord. It's too... Yeah

23:26

man. It's like tipsy. You

23:29

know the song tipsy like one, here

23:31

comes the two, two, the three. It's

23:33

like this country version. Oh. That

23:36

fucking slap. It's like the new... What

23:39

was the little Nas X song? Old

23:41

Town Road? Old Town Road. It's like taking

23:43

over like Old Town Road. Oh wow. Okay.

23:46

I gotta check it out after. Cola Brand's daughter did like

23:48

a little TikTok dance for it. I was like... So

23:51

random. I was in the kitchen trying to learn it.

23:53

And I was like, what the fuck am I doing with my life? Even Cola

23:55

Brand's daughter did. She choreographed

23:57

it. choreographed

24:08

No cola's daughter came up with the day

24:10

he made a new dance that went viral.

24:12

Yeah doing it. Okay. I just like it

24:14

Cuz there's that little move there was a

24:16

little footwork the footwork one and that one

24:18

took me years to learn right I died

24:21

at your take your your You

24:24

the dash so what she tried during the dash

24:26

of Tiktok, you know dash oh the um good

24:29

your boots stop working She

24:36

click I had to watch that ten times

24:38

I could it was such perfect timing when

24:40

it happened to went

24:43

to the music Purpose

24:52

I'm in frickin six-inch heels Good

24:56

good very good. Have you seen the little girl

24:58

on take talked a little blonde girl? She's like

25:00

a little girl a brand star and she like

25:02

the line dances though. No, it's adorable She's really

25:04

good. Not a lot of not a lot of

25:06

kids come up on mine You

25:09

know like an adult, but she's a little like

25:11

a little person Hey, he

25:13

just Kendrick you right there Little

25:17

girls I'm talking about she's an adult. No,

25:19

no, no She's a little person

25:22

you know, like, you know, you know when you have like

25:24

a deviator so so you need to get a fix I

25:26

have a deviator something in my ear. I feel like I

25:28

need to fix every hole in my body Because

25:31

nothing fucking weeks have we talked about this getting

25:33

your ears clean. Have you done it like the

25:35

proper medical? I did it. I did it maybe

25:37

like three years ago. I think

25:40

you just like our heart of hearing what

25:43

I Want

25:45

to get it done so bad like when I

25:47

like clean my ears It's not that much wax,

25:49

but I'm like what's deeper down there. Oh, no,

25:51

there will be clumps of black I'll come on

25:54

my ear it but I you know you're

25:56

right I need to go back and do it because you could do

25:58

it like an urgent care or something. Oh, yeah the easiest I

26:00

think you could buy one of those things and it's like that

26:02

little I don't almost like a nettie pot that you pour in.

26:04

I don't trust myself to do it. With the camera? Like I

26:06

don't get how people have their phones out. No, not that one.

26:10

And are like, I feel like I would

26:12

just like spazz

26:14

out and just blood. I would just start coming.

26:16

I would just not trust myself doing it. The

26:19

ears, the most like sensitive. It is crazy how sensitive

26:21

your eardrum is. It's your tiniest bone in your body.

26:23

Didn't you fuck up your eardrum one time or was

26:25

it maybe that was my little brother? No, the only

26:28

thing that ever happened to me when I was

26:30

younger, I used to put

26:32

things into my ears and

26:34

I stuck the end of a pencil

26:36

down in my ear and I was

26:39

just jamming it in and then the

26:41

eraser like fell out in my ear

26:43

and then I think

26:45

it like got stuck or something. We never got it out.

26:48

We had to go get it out but then it also

26:50

I got an ear infection in that ear from it being

26:52

down in my ear. And

26:54

you never did you tell somebody you had it in your ear

26:56

or you just left it alone? I can't remember if I waited

26:59

or if I was embarrassed or what it

27:01

was but it started hurting really bad and

27:03

then they got it

27:05

out. You know those like stick on like rubies

27:07

or like it looks like a little diamond you

27:09

put them on your face. We used to do

27:12

fake earrings. Yes, just like those. I

27:14

was playing with one of those and I was

27:16

watching Star Wars and I like put

27:18

it deep in. I was trying to make it like

27:20

an earring but then I just stuck it in my

27:22

ear and it wouldn't come out

27:24

and I was like at daycare and I'm

27:26

like and it's a sticker too. Yeah, it

27:28

was deep in there and my dad came

27:30

and luckily I fessed up. I'm

27:32

surprised I didn't keep it a secret. My dad

27:34

was like damn it okay fine we got to

27:37

go to the hospital and get this taken out

27:39

of your ear. I remember hearing one morning my

27:41

mom was screaming at my dad. He always like

27:43

cleans his ears with Q-tips

27:48

and I guess one morning he just

27:50

stuck it in too deep and he pulled it

27:52

out and the whole swab part stayed in his

27:54

ear. Oh no. They just had the stick and

27:57

it was so deep in there they couldn't get it

28:00

My mom's trying to grab it with tweezers and then they had

28:02

to take him to the Doctor

28:04

to go get that removed thing like

28:06

stupid You know he

28:08

claims it was cuz they were like the

28:10

off-brand ones that were like the plastic tube

28:12

Yeah, and they're like I

28:14

guess easier to slide off Yeah, it was

28:16

just like remember remember in that jackass movie

28:19

when Johnny Knoxville shoved a car a toy

28:21

car in his ass But

28:24

he doesn't tell them there's And

28:27

he's like hey doctor's like something I think this is what

28:29

I remember like I don't remember He's playing

28:32

what was in there. They put a toy car

28:34

in a condom That's and then what is up

28:36

the condom and then put it up his ass

28:38

and he goes to the doctor acting like I

28:40

just something Feels weird Get

28:43

an x-ray They

28:47

look at the extra like oh my god I Died

28:56

hilarious how did they get that

28:59

up there that far? Matt

29:01

they were doing they were doing crazy shit man. I mean

29:03

you can get pretty much anything up your ass if you

29:06

try Man cuz if you

29:08

think about it a toy a toy car

29:10

a toy car smaller than it

29:12

than a penis See

29:14

I feel doing stunts. I Don't

29:17

think so yeah, I think we did that dry

29:19

ice thing and he came over who we did

29:21

We did it like an Elton's backyard Oh, yeah,

29:23

I forgot we get that we put a bunch

29:26

of dry ice in the pool just for the

29:28

vibe Yeah, just to be like whoo But

29:30

no Steve O comes over and he's

29:32

gonna jump off the roof and do

29:34

a flip I think yeah into the

29:36

pool and I remember and even

29:39

though Steve O is the most trained son

29:41

professional ever He's done so many things. I

29:44

remember in that moment being like I Cannot

29:47

watch this out. Yeah, like what like if something

29:49

happens we're all here People

29:51

the world is just like you guys killed Steve.

29:53

Oh, yeah way to go Yeah, remember going inside

29:55

to watch him do that flip and he's nailed

29:57

it. It was an I also kept thinking like

29:59

Like this guy has done the craziest shit in

30:02

the world. I'm sure he's looking at this as

30:04

like a piece of cake. I'm just like how,

30:06

but he couldn't tell where the edge of the

30:08

pool was. Yeah. But he nailed

30:10

it. Because it was smoky, you couldn't see

30:12

anything. That's what made it, jackass. Oh,

30:16

the most insane thing happened to us

30:18

on our way back to come to

30:20

LA. So we took Dean with us and

30:24

traveling with him is pretty easy. We just have like the little

30:26

pet carrier. And then when you like go through

30:28

TSA, you have to like take him out. And

30:30

then you walk through with him. And you just like

30:32

send the bag through, whatever. And then once he gets through,

30:34

you can put him back in the bag, right? Was he

30:36

now in? Was he putting up a? No. He

30:39

just sleeps the whole time. He's super chill. No

30:41

pee, no poop. Nothing. And he won't eat. He's

30:43

very anxious. But he's a quiet anxious where

30:45

like he won't eat. He won't go to the bathroom.

30:47

We'll take him out like during, we usually do like

30:50

a layover. So we'll take him out in like a

30:52

quiet corner and just like have him stretch.

30:54

But he's quiet. Everyone, he's a hit on the plane.

30:56

Everybody wants to see him. Yeah. He's

30:59

really sweet. He's very calm during. Yeah. So you

31:01

get him to security. So we

31:04

go there, everything's fine. And

31:06

then on our way back, we ran into a

31:08

bit of an issue. It

31:11

was when we were leaving Allentown and it's like a

31:13

small airport. There's like, you know,

31:15

not that many people there. It feels

31:17

like if Schitt's Creek had an airport.

31:19

Yeah. It's very, every time we fly,

31:22

we're the only ones in the airport. And those

31:24

are the best though. They're the best. They're

31:26

always the cleanest. The staff

31:28

is just leaning up against the walls

31:30

and they're like, come on down. Every time

31:32

I go through, you know them. Yeah. Yeah.

31:35

Yeah. So go ahead. So

31:37

we got him, we got our bags, whatever. So

31:40

we go through, we put our stuff

31:42

on the conveyor belt thing and

31:44

then they have Mariah take Dean out,

31:46

walk him through. And then I'm

31:48

like putting the rest of the stuff up on the

31:50

tray to like slide through. I walk through, everything's good.

31:53

We start getting our

31:55

bags and our one suitcase

31:57

gets pulled aside. which

32:00

normally happens. It's not new. What we

32:02

have, so we bring it, if we

32:04

bring Dean, we bring a carry-on suitcase

32:06

and we bring a travel litter box.

32:09

Like a collapsible folding one. Anything traveled for

32:11

Dean, we keep it in there, simply we have

32:13

it for him for the layover. So it's a

32:15

travel litter box, we have the litter in there.

32:18

Every time it gets stopped and then they open it,

32:20

they're like, okay, good, you're good to go. Like it should

32:23

be, whatever. So we get pulled aside, we're like,

32:25

okay, we told them right away, we're like, oh, it's the litter.

32:27

And he goes, all right, we'll just like make sure and then

32:29

you'll be on your way. So he opens it up

32:31

and he's looking at it, I'm like, okay,

32:33

are we good? Is it like a closed litter

32:36

bag where it's like, you know? No, it's like

32:38

a zipping, like a litter box, like

32:40

a tin rectangle. Yeah, like canvas,

32:42

material. Okay, got it. It zips up, there's

32:44

a lid to it. Yeah, you can fold it,

32:46

it can tip, like, it's secure. But there's litter in it.

32:49

So they pull it aside, he opens it

32:51

up and he's looking at it,

32:53

I'm like, yeah, it's litter, it gets stopped, whatever.

32:56

And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes,

32:58

we're gonna need to test this. The

33:00

litter. The litter. I'm sitting there, I'm like, oh, this

33:03

is disgusting. And then he calls over somebody, he's like,

33:05

we need to get this tested. So

33:07

I'm like, okay. So then he's like,

33:09

do I just dump it out right here on the

33:11

table? They're calling over, they're like, what do we do

33:13

with this? We had just left,

33:15

Dean went to the bathroom right before, so there's

33:17

like little like. This is an Allentown airport? Yeah,

33:20

and there's like little nerds clusters. Is

33:22

that a poop? Yeah, yeah. Like, you

33:24

know what I mean? Like, it's natural.

33:26

It's a forbidden nerds rope. Yeah, yeah,

33:28

yeah, yeah. Thank you for that. So

33:31

I'm looking at it, I'm mortified, because

33:33

this guy is now like, hands in

33:35

the cat litter. People aren't walking by

33:37

like. Yeah, he's this volunteer, he's like, do

33:39

you want me to step through? Like, I just

33:41

feel really bad, because he just went. We didn't

33:43

have time to like, clean it out. And now

33:46

it's starting to cause like a scene. Dean

33:48

was probably so embarrassed at this point. Yeah,

33:50

I mean, people are looking like,

33:52

okay, this is the first picture, so this is

33:54

them. So they take a little sample, and

33:57

then they put it onto the paper thing. This green is

33:59

the litter box. It kind of looks like gunpowder. Thank you.

34:02

I'm trying to picture this. It looks like a gunpowder. Yeah,

34:04

that's what I imagined. But

34:07

we've been stopped before. They just opened it up, they closed it, and

34:09

they gave it back to us. And I'm

34:11

like, it does look like some sort of

34:13

explosive. They've probably never seen

34:15

anything like that. It's normal

34:17

cat litter. No, I know, but it's like, it's

34:19

Allentown Airport. I feel like they've never

34:21

seen anything like this before. I know that they've seen a cat.

34:24

Yeah. People don't travel with

34:26

their cats at all though. Yeah, you're right.

34:28

He has to get this little

34:30

device here, and it's basically like

34:33

he pulls out a strip, and it's sticky

34:35

on one side, so he has to dip

34:38

it into the litter so that almost like a baby

34:40

bottle pops. Yeah. So you have

34:42

to dip it in and have it stick and pull it

34:44

out, but it wasn't sticking. And he's calling over the boss,

34:46

and he's like, it's not sticking. Like, what do we do?

34:49

He's trying to scoop it and balance it, because then he

34:51

has to shove it back into the slip like a

34:53

credit card. It's grinding because it's like

34:55

sand, and he's like jamming it in

34:57

this little machine. And

34:59

I'm like, oh my gosh. They're

35:02

making calls, and they call Heath

35:04

on the other side of the

35:06

rope, and they're like, we

35:08

need to pat you down. I don't know

35:10

what the device said, but he said it came

35:12

up red. So it

35:14

tested positive for explosive. What?

35:17

What's Dean eating? Well, then I'm like, what

35:19

do you mean? I'm like, now I'm concerned

35:21

that my cat is- Now we're worried about the

35:24

litter. We're like, what the hell is in this little

35:26

arm and hammer? Love ya. Love ya. They ran

35:28

it through the testing kit, and it came back

35:30

positive for what they were trying to stop for,

35:32

I guess, people smuggling explosives.

35:34

That's insane. That's the look on their

35:36

face when it turned red. They were

35:39

like- It went from like joking, because we

35:41

were all laughing about it with the people. We're like, ha ha,

35:43

sorry, this is awkward. And I was like, this is probably the most

35:45

exciting thing that happened to you all day. He's like,

35:47

yeah, yeah, yeah. It's positive. Oh,

35:49

no. And then now we're like laughing.

35:51

It's positive. It's like, I'm so busted. So

35:53

then it got really serious. And then I

35:56

start getting like panicky, because I don't

35:58

know. What

36:02

do you do though? So then he's doing

36:04

this full pat down search on me. He's

36:06

going through everything and I'm like, Well yeah,

36:08

you're trying to sneak explosives on a plane.

36:10

And then he goes through that and then

36:12

he goes, now bring the bags over again.

36:15

He was like, where's the cat? Like we didn't have

36:17

a cat. He didn't have a cat. Oh my

36:19

god. I

36:21

thought they were gonna like check Dean.

36:23

Oh, like we need to go in. Yeah,

36:25

and then I started thinking like poor Dean's

36:27

about to get like... Oh

36:30

my god. So then they start

36:32

opening up all the bags again. Then they're going

36:34

through it. Thank God we got there early

36:36

because we were cutting it close. It was a... Are

36:38

you guys on a time crunch at

36:40

all or you're fine? It's getting close.

36:43

We got there an hour early,

36:45

but... It's Allentown

36:47

Airport. Yeah. You feel like

36:49

international fine? We were the last ones on the

36:51

plane. We had to run. They were waiting for

36:54

us. Yeah, we were walking and like the airport's

36:56

so small that like, we weren't at the gate

36:58

yet. We were still like halfway. We can see

37:00

it in the distance and the girl at the

37:02

counter is like, are you Heat the Mariah? And

37:05

I'm like, yeah. And we ran. Oh my... But

37:07

then they cleared

37:09

us and they said, you're gonna have

37:11

to empty this out. You're gonna have to leave

37:13

the airport, empty it out, come back in with

37:15

your ID and your... So we had

37:17

to go dump this litter box, come back

37:19

through... And the guy told me on the way

37:22

out, he said... Because I told him, I was

37:24

like, no

37:26

airports have ever tested it before. Like, do

37:28

you think we should just not bring litter

37:31

anymore? He goes, no, the litter's okay. It's

37:33

just when he goes to the bathroom, the

37:36

chemicals that mix with

37:38

the urine comes up as

37:40

explosive. Oh, whoa. Science rules.

37:43

So you got to make sure

37:45

it's just fully sterile before... Yeah,

37:47

it's crazy. It

37:49

was technically chemicals you're working

37:51

on the plane? Yeah, biohazard.

37:53

Biohazardous. Crazy though. That's really...

37:56

So I'm a little confused on this thing. So you

37:59

just... and then the cat just goes on it. So

38:01

do you see the green? Yeah. That's

38:04

just like a litter

38:06

box and you zip it up, you put

38:08

the litter inside and you zip it up and now it's

38:10

covered. Got it. And

38:12

when the kitty poops in there, you don't need

38:14

to like remove it. We usually do, but we

38:16

didn't have time. Got it. Before

38:19

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the doctor. But another thing

40:21

that was interesting that happened, this is just

40:23

like a fun thing that you would like.

40:27

We go from

40:29

LAX to Chicago, Chicago to Allentown, and

40:31

we get to Chicago and we're

40:34

waiting for the next flight and we're sitting there and this

40:37

kid comes over to us and he's like

40:39

a big fan and he's like the sweetest

40:41

kid, the nicest high schooler, and he's talking

40:45

to us and he's like, are you guys going to

40:47

Allentown? I'm like, yeah, I'm from there so

40:49

we're visiting family. I'm like, where, why are

40:51

you going? And he was like,

40:53

oh, I'm going to prom. He's like

40:55

with my long distance girlfriend.

40:57

He's from Iowa. He's going to prom

40:59

with his long distance girlfriend. And

41:01

he was like, she lives in Orfield

41:04

and I was like, does she go to Parkland High

41:06

School? And he was like, yeah, I'm like, you're going

41:08

to Parkland prom? I'm like, that's my problem. And

41:13

then I asked what the girl's name

41:15

was and we had a connection. I don't know her

41:17

personally, but kids that I taught at dance are friends

41:19

with her. So they all hung out together. I'm like,

41:22

how do you, how'd you meet this girl? Like, what

41:24

is your story? Wow. So that was funny. And

41:27

then we were like, enjoy your time at prom.

41:29

And then on the flight back, he's with

41:31

us. He's with us on the flight back. We're

41:33

like, what's up? How's prom? How'd it go? He

41:36

was like, I stayed up all night. I thought

41:38

I was going to be in bed

41:40

by like 10, but we, you know, we, we had

41:42

the whole prom night, whatever. And we're like, oh, good,

41:44

good. And then Mariah was like, did they do the,

41:47

um, the hypnotist? I wanted to ask

41:49

him, because our prom after hours did the hypnotist

41:51

and he was like, no, they, they said they

41:53

did it last year, but they gave us a

41:55

magician instead. I'm like, oh, I'm

41:58

sorry. Was there a theme? to

42:00

their prom For

42:03

your prom you know how like sometimes like it's a

42:05

Hollywood nights or like No

42:08

under the sea like there's always like a theme

42:11

We did but I don't think it was a big deal cuz I don't remember

42:13

it Yeah, ours was Hollywood so I feel like they

42:16

were all Hollywood. I never made it in So

42:18

I don't know you never made it to prom Get

42:21

stuck or something No

42:25

no Did

42:28

you have the date yeah, she was a senior, but I

42:30

was already graduated you did not

42:32

you would the prom It

42:37

was a year after senior year, but I never went

42:39

to prom I never wanted to put it in go

42:41

your actual scene my actual senior year But I did

42:43

go the on the next year because she asked me

42:46

to go and I was like sure yeah I'll go

42:48

and um don't Matt wife that

42:51

look on He

42:53

asked me if I wanted to be her day for

42:55

prom like yeah, yeah sure I'll go I didn't get

42:58

to go So I get to experience it okay, so

43:00

you left college campus back to the high school campus

43:02

I so she um What

43:05

was her name shout her out Kelsey

43:07

Kel thank you so much Kelsey Thank

43:10

you. I remember I remember this moment for the rest of

43:12

my life, so we we were all

43:14

um yeah, so we all got on the

43:18

We got there just to just to like clear

43:20

this Her and her

43:22

group of friends were like best friends with like

43:24

all of like our groups best

43:26

friends Right so it was like yeah, it

43:28

wasn't weird. It wasn't like it was almost

43:31

like inevitable It was like yeah, it was

43:33

we were friends So I think I like

43:35

we went as friends instead of where other

43:37

seniors like yeah other students were like oh, that's

43:39

cool She's bringing Dane. I mean it

43:41

wasn't it wasn't weird. Yeah, it's definitely what time

43:43

I feel now is that normal for the people

43:45

down in the comments if you're in high school

43:47

now And you bring someone who's in college

43:50

even a year out is that normal? I don't

43:52

know I mean, I don't I think the fact

43:54

that like we were all a big friend group

43:56

like Yeah, nobody thought anything like

43:58

it wasn't like oh you brought a College

44:00

it was just like yeah, Oh cool Zane's

44:02

coming. Yeah I'm

44:05

just curious funny cuz I'm thinking about this too

44:07

like if it happened now would it would it

44:09

be weird? Yeah, we're all like if a

44:11

junior was dating a senior then the senior graduated,

44:13

but you're still dating Yeah, I would obviously

44:15

bring him. Yeah Yeah, I

44:17

think it's more normal than we think but but

44:21

we obviously we were all like

44:23

drinking before the prom And

44:25

then oh boy, then we get there and

44:27

she had a little bit too much to

44:29

drink and but like this wasn't

44:31

this wasn't The reason why like she this

44:33

happened, but her dress got caught in the

44:41

No, no when it got when it gets to the top

44:43

and the stairs are going like this it gets stuck and

44:46

She trips and then she falls

44:48

straight on her face like boom She

44:51

was fine, but but somebody is somebody

44:53

from the school staff saw that and

44:56

immediately came up with like You're

44:58

like you're drunk. It's like

45:00

no my dress got caught and you could

45:02

see You

45:06

could see that the whole dress like

45:08

got like completely torn from the back

45:11

and I and I

45:14

think they I she must have smelt it on her or

45:16

something, but like Got kicked out

45:18

and then I got you had to go with

45:21

how to go no breathalyzing no law

45:23

punishment Just like no you gotta go

45:25

and I in your car and

45:27

drive back Oh, I didn't get I didn't get

45:29

kicked out, but like I obviously just left you

45:32

I was like I'm not gonna stay here Take

45:34

the stairs did you guys have your prom at

45:36

your school or did you guys do it somewhere

45:38

else? We did it somewhere else and

45:41

then the after the post prom was at the school.

45:43

Yeah. Oh, interesting We did ours at

45:45

like main event or post prom and they

45:47

actually they raffled off a car. Yeah What

45:50

yeah someone wanted or what

45:52

they I wonder if we did the same thing we didn't

45:54

have budget like that they did post prom

45:57

To prevent kids from doing after parties

46:00

And they made the post prom really fun, and

46:02

it was really fun. Kids would sneak alcohol anyway

46:04

in the limos, so it was fine. That's

46:06

cool. But you would go, but every hour

46:08

they would raffle off prizes. So they

46:10

wanted to stay. There'd be like an iPod and it went

46:12

all the way up then like 6 a.m. Was

46:15

like a car, so it made you stay. Wait

46:17

6 a.m. Wow. Yeah, because they want

46:19

kids going out. And staying in hotels.

46:22

But they did it to 6 a.m.

46:24

Yeah, and people and then like people their parents

46:26

would come at like 8 in the morning and pick them

46:28

up like I mean you would also feel a

46:30

lot better. You can leave, but they

46:32

also had like like in between the lockers

46:34

They had like masseuses. They had massages. They

46:36

had the whole gym had like bounce houses.

46:39

You could play laser tag, bowling. And

46:41

then it was like midnight they had the

46:43

hypnotist come in so everyone was in the auditorium.

46:45

It was just like, it's a really good idea. They really

46:47

didn't want kids. Yeah, I mean it worked. I stayed.

46:49

It was fun. Just you? She

46:52

won every prize. I

46:55

got the car. Did your mom

46:57

work it at all? No. Oh, well we

46:59

like had to go because all of our buddies our

47:01

moms were working it so we couldn't go. We couldn't

47:03

ditch it because our moms were there. They'd have been

47:05

like where are you guys? I'm gonna suggest that for

47:07

my kids. Whatever school they go to I'm gonna go

47:09

to the office and be like Hey, I had this

47:11

really fun idea that we could do. But

47:14

we I won. I won a

47:16

trip to SeaWorld. Oh my gosh. I

47:18

would have got canceled now, but it

47:20

was like a SeaWorld was like still

47:22

okay back then. The Blackfish documentary hadn't

47:24

come out. It was a different time.

47:27

Truly, yeah. The

47:29

Blackfish documentary hasn't come out. That

47:31

was the game changer. Obviously not.

47:35

Yeah, I think it's a great idea. There were obviously

47:37

kids that like didn't think it was cool. And they

47:39

were like we're not doing that. Yeah, but it's

47:41

cool if we all got to do it together

47:44

though. Right. Like Universal when we all got to

47:46

go together. That was fun. Like

47:55

this would be our gym for post prom. Who was

47:57

your prom date Mariah? Picked

48:00

up in a helicopter. In a helicopter?

48:02

No, I didn't. I thought I was getting picked up in a helicopter. Oh,

48:04

he showed up in a helicopter. Hold on.

48:08

They're getting their pictures taken? There

48:11

is a kid who- Your date. Yeah.

48:14

OK, so we didn't have, like, you know how people

48:16

have junior prom and senior prom? We only had senior

48:19

prom. Like, their senior go to prom. So

48:21

not that I had anybody in

48:24

mind, but there was a kid who liked

48:26

me at the time, but he

48:28

was a junior. So it did not cross my mind to

48:30

ask this kid to prom. We were just, like, hanging out

48:32

a couple of times. The

48:35

second time we ever hung out, he goes,

48:37

let's ride, like, the four-wheelers. He had, like,

48:40

a lot of property. I'm like,

48:42

OK, so we're riding the- More money

48:44

than you. We're riding the four-wheelers, and I'm riding

48:46

behind him. I only got two wheelers. And then

48:48

we're, like, riding in the

48:50

fields, and then there's, like- Cute.

48:52

It's romantic. Like, prom spelled out

48:54

in the field. And

48:57

I'm stuck in the woods with him. I

49:00

can't say no. Now, this kid was, like,

49:02

scary. He seemed like Greek mob. He

49:05

was scary. And I

49:07

was scared of his dad, and I was just like- I

49:09

just didn't like him. I was like, this guy's kind of

49:11

an asshole, but we're stuck in the woods. I

49:14

was like, I could escape. I have a four-wheeler, but I

49:16

don't know where to go. I just was like, OK,

49:19

like, whatever. So I had to go with

49:21

a junior, number one, which was so embarrassing. Mortifying.

49:24

Mortifying. Oh, a junior asked

49:26

you to the senior prom.

49:29

Yeah, you- uh-uh. I'm like, what was this? A

49:31

junior can't ask. So not only- That means he

49:33

had kohonas. He

49:35

had balls. It should have been like, can

49:37

I go to your prom with you? Right.

49:40

Can you ask me to prom? Like, horrible.

49:43

So I was just, like, mortified.

49:45

So not only did I have to go to prom with him, I- He's

49:48

rich. There was a rumor that he was going

49:50

to, like- Did

49:53

he tell people? Pick me up in a

49:55

helicopter. From

49:57

your parents' house? From my parents'- so we took pictures at

49:59

my- parents telling outlets he

50:02

got PR for it

50:04

we had a big yard and we're

50:06

taking pictures and all of a sudden I'm

50:10

like there's no way there's no way

50:12

and there's a freaking helicopter landing

50:15

in my yard and I'm like okay this is

50:17

kind of cool upside down

50:19

repel right

50:26

wind he arrived in

50:28

the helicopter okay and

50:31

I'm thinking I'm going to prom in a helicopter you

50:35

know how close I got to this helicopter one

50:37

picture touching the door

50:40

and then they left so he

50:42

had a grand entrance for senior prom

50:44

for our prom and left I didn't even

50:46

get to sit in it and

50:49

all your friends are also

50:51

there yeah everyone's like no

50:54

we walked into the doors at prom that was the

50:56

last time I ever saw that kid never talked to

50:58

him never looked at him again after you walked

51:00

into the venue yeah cuz I'm like this is mortifying I'm

51:02

not doing this I have

51:04

a picture of us with the helicopter he

51:07

explains so much that can lie you the

51:09

trauma where does this kid masterminding this play

51:11

just in bagel and I'm gonna ask for

51:13

a ride of prom I'm gonna I'm gonna

51:15

get she's apart my property gonna bring it

51:17

on the ATVs yes the ATVs let me

51:20

get the helicopter he was I think nah

51:22

I'm gonna show up in the helicopter he

51:24

was a jerk whoa oh

51:26

my goodness I can't I can't believe

51:28

you've never shared that story before I

51:30

am I'm sure you and your

51:32

family laugh about that maybe once every like never

51:35

bring it up really my sister

51:37

my sister does like once a year I'm like can you not

51:39

it's so funny um so I

51:41

went to that prom was horrible

51:44

but everybody was just hanging out

51:46

with everybody when we got there so it was fun

51:48

and then I went to a

51:51

Catholic school prom yeah I would

51:53

like to find a dick those are those are

51:55

bad kids the Catholic

51:58

school kids are bad kids I remember art

52:00

like the ones that like st. Thomas

52:02

and st. what was other ones American

52:05

heritage was bad American

52:07

heritage they all crazy money so

52:09

it's like the kids weren't like

52:11

sneaking like a little bottles

52:14

of alcohol they were bringing like below to

52:16

school and like doing crazy like

52:18

that like public schools didn't have access to

52:20

they'd like they were like cuz I had

52:22

money they're like they're like loyal parents were

52:24

have like had like bags of coke around

52:26

and they'd be stealing their parents coke there's

52:28

capitalism in schools to Prince of

52:30

Peace that was a bad one

52:32

Prince of Peace and I remember there was a girl I

52:35

was like kind of dating and she went to Prince of

52:37

Peace but her sister went to my school and she was

52:39

like let's go have lunch with my

52:41

sister and you can come since you guys are kind

52:43

of dating but the thing is and we went into

52:45

that lunch hour and they're

52:48

all wearing private school uniforms I'm

52:50

wearing the fucking billabong jacket with

52:52

like the fur yeah like just

52:54

and I cut and I sit

52:56

down at the table and everyone's

52:58

heads are looking at me I'll

53:01

never forget this school you go

53:03

to and this fucking kid comes

53:05

over and he's in he puts

53:07

his arm over me and he

53:09

goes hey are you

53:11

gay no like I'm here

53:14

to see fucking Maddie like

53:21

he goes are you gay and I'm like

53:23

no I just walked

53:25

away and I remember just sitting there like like

53:28

13 14 years

53:30

old just like people think movies

53:32

over exaggerate

53:35

they really don't yeah crazy

53:37

gay in my billabong

53:39

bird jacket they're all in there like

53:41

suit and tie found any way just

53:43

to ruin your day I never try

53:45

to ruin this guy's day that I

53:47

don't never forget that that's equivalent to

53:49

your story where you're like you save

53:51

your boyfriend you have a boyfriend oh yeah

53:54

remember you're like oh what's your

53:56

name Matt boyfriend's names Matt he

53:58

just said his boyfriend's name Matt

54:00

you remember that I was

54:02

just sitting there and just

54:04

here drown

54:07

my cheeks oh

54:10

my god

54:13

that's crazy I

54:16

did not I think I deleted the one

54:18

of us standing there because I was so

54:20

embarrassed I think I untagged myself

54:22

Wow damn that's crazy did

54:25

y'all take a limo to prom no we

54:27

took a school bus school bus school buzz

54:29

like a yellow school bus yeah I I

54:31

don't know I forget what we took I

54:33

think it was like a part like one

54:35

of those party but like the ones we

54:37

will use out here yeah we took an

54:39

actual school bus it was joke no it's

54:41

way cheaper I didn't know you do that yeah we all split

54:43

the cost of it can we can we can you do that

54:45

now like if we want to just take a school bus and

54:47

we could do that oh for sure oh wow for sure it

54:49

was fun why don't we do that yeah that would be kind

54:51

of a actually that would look kind of weird if you saw

54:54

a bunch of adults adult men in a

54:56

school bus that's not white a little

54:59

weird we did like a Hummer limo yeah

55:02

and we'd like pulled over and we'd

55:04

like smoke a blunt before

55:07

but I remember being fucking terrified cuz I'm like we're

55:09

gonna walk into this weed no

55:13

matter how much spray you put on I

55:15

just promise all right but now that like

55:17

edibles exist you can get away with anything

55:20

and yeah a little dab pin

55:22

or not no dapin you know

55:24

you can't really smell it in the air but

55:27

you don't smell it on you yeah yeah you

55:29

could do anything in school you can even yeah

55:31

you do anything did you guys ever have a

55:33

Sadie Hawkins dance who Sadie Hawkins Sadie Hawkins

55:36

dances are when the girls ask the

55:38

guys like remember Sadie

55:40

Hawkins dance in my khaki pants nothing better

55:43

yeah well it's like an old-school tradition where

55:45

I feel like he goes back to like

55:47

the 50s that the girls would ask the

55:49

guy oh like in heavyweight would it be

55:52

a line of guys and then the girls

55:54

go they brought like the the group of

55:56

girls and like how to dance for them

55:58

in heavyweight and to like standing there

56:00

around and they like were too

56:02

nervous to like dance yeah but

56:05

it was called morp because it was

56:07

prom backwards nobody went to it it

56:09

was a whole separate thing like it

56:11

was like they were trying to make

56:13

it like this new dance and it

56:15

just nobody wanted to go yeah I

56:17

hardly remember the actual prom me

56:19

too I don't think it's like

56:22

the movies did it feel like

56:24

banquet Holly like very yeah like

56:26

yeah was that a bank but I feel like

56:28

the lights were on I feel like it was like

56:30

I mean it have to do everything to ours

56:33

was dark and like lounging it felt like the

56:35

Lila's but

56:37

I didn't like about prom is that it's

56:39

just your senior class so it's just smaller

56:41

than all of the dances you've had before

56:44

and so I don't know the

56:46

king and queen aren't like you

56:48

just vote for anybody you had

56:51

to be like valedictorian or like

56:53

oh I had to be I don't

56:55

know the other people I was nominated so prom though

56:58

that night I was so nervous because I'm like I

57:00

was in the court and I didn't get it Leonard

57:02

Williams did show you Leonard

57:06

Jordan who was our prom king his

57:09

name was legend born Jordan

57:11

you made that

57:16

up no I was not I

57:18

was born I was running against

57:20

him Jordan yes I was going to be

57:22

prom king I was gonna be prom king I

57:24

want them to fall with my mom you know how

57:27

to do a voting you didn't vote for Jordan I

57:29

know how could you compete with

57:31

that legend legend born popularity

57:33

contest man they just saw the name and

57:35

thought it looked cool Jordan I was rooting

57:37

for you wait no no no no no

57:39

guys guys cut all of that I'm talking

57:41

about homecoming I have

57:44

no idea wait what's the difference in

57:46

proming and the same thing well it

57:48

would be occasion for homecoming yeah homecoming

57:51

is usually in the fall and it's

57:53

also a way to welcome

57:55

back the alumni though usually alumni really don't

57:57

go back it's like a way of well

57:59

them back home so is it but it's

58:02

more they do a parade and All

58:04

of that that's in the fall

58:06

and then prom happens. That's a crazy name also

58:09

very quick Zane Do you know who I went

58:11

to prom with Lindsay? No,

58:14

wait what yeah, I went to climb

58:16

prom with Lindsay Klein Lindsay Klein. Yeah,

58:18

I think I think Jordan sloppy second

58:23

I don't yeah, I don't I don't know why I didn't

58:25

go I think it's like I couldn't afford it like to

58:27

go like buy Suit and shit

58:29

or I just didn't have friends to go with yeah

58:31

There was a big chunk

58:34

of the class that just did not care for

58:36

prom like everyone like this is this is Yeah,

58:41

she and we were in our scene air,

58:43

you know you seen like fuck this fuck yeah Fuck

58:50

cigarettes at Sawgrass Mall on the night of prom I

58:53

think we did that instead. Yeah, it wasn't it's

58:55

really not like the movies. Yeah, it's really not I

58:57

remember I remember in the bathroom like straightening my hair and

58:59

I was like I was at prom but I

59:03

was straight in my hair in the bathroom at prom. What I

59:06

was straighten my hair Like

59:08

having such a good look like it is like

59:10

no me I was with the blow dryer like

59:12

with that combing the amount of people that would

59:14

bring their like You straighteners and shit to school

59:17

insane. I did it again two times, too I'll

59:20

be in the hallway I

59:23

hate like one of those small ones It

59:30

would still be wet from the shower yeah, it's

59:32

just crunching this oh God

59:35

there was a girl to go that she was straightening her

59:37

hair in her or hair straight in the mirror. She's like

59:40

You missed the whole There

59:48

was still like a time where there was like

59:50

a scene haircut, but that was basically still like

59:52

a Karen mom haircut All

59:56

straight and they would spike up the back

59:58

and they're like Karen's well like actually

1:00:00

that's a fucking dude that's kinda

1:00:02

cute I kinda want that men's

1:00:06

short scene hair was definitely a Karen

1:00:09

OG Karen I

1:00:11

love seeing a good Karen haircut in the wild we're

1:00:13

like, damn what's

1:00:15

that Bob is and it's

1:00:17

like ombre from like black to blonde like

1:00:19

I've seen crazy ones like woah and

1:00:22

the tips look like they could just cut ya like it

1:00:24

is short that's

1:00:27

Karen spelled K-X-R-A K-X-R-A

1:00:31

K-X-R exclamation point K-X-R

1:00:33

exclamation point yup Karen

1:00:39

Matt, I remember when people post their pictures

1:00:41

but sideways I would do that all the

1:00:43

time I would take a mirror picture like

1:00:46

this like horizontal and then turn it for

1:00:48

that aesthetic for that

1:00:50

scene aesthetic wait, before we

1:00:52

finish though I do want to talk about

1:00:54

the Drake Kendrick situation alright Jordan, you ready?

1:00:57

Jordan, it's your time to shine baby okay,

1:00:59

so apparently there's a hot hot

1:01:02

drama happening in the rap world a lot

1:01:05

of us, all four of us I don't think really

1:01:07

know what's going on but we're gonna have to

1:01:09

bring in our expert it's been going on for

1:01:12

a long time though too oh, it's been the

1:01:14

attention's been like but it's accelerated

1:01:16

over this past month so Jordan here,

1:01:18

he's a big fan of Drake and

1:01:20

Kendrick and he knows

1:01:22

all the tea from what's going

1:01:24

on so we're

1:01:26

gonna have him we're gonna have him educate

1:01:28

us and dive in head first into

1:01:30

the story I'm S

1:01:32

on BC News oh no, you are Jordan,

1:01:35

you are the source right now so we've seen a little

1:01:37

bit of clips snippets of

1:01:39

songs, of the diss tracks I

1:01:42

personally have not seen anything the only thing, the only time I

1:01:44

heard is when we talked about the other day for 5 seconds

1:01:46

and I was like wait, I don't know what's going on yeah,

1:01:49

there's that one that everybody's doing a dance to

1:01:51

now it's like, what's that one

1:01:53

little snippet of their Kendrick song? there's dances to

1:01:55

it now? yeah, people are going in on it

1:01:57

people are really eating this shit up no, it

1:01:59

might be What's his

1:02:02

name? Metro's song because Metro I'll

1:02:04

get into it, but Metro has a

1:02:06

beat right now for BBL Jersey From

1:02:10

Jordan is a wild right now he put

1:02:12

out a beat so that oh sorry he

1:02:15

put out a beat called BBL Jersey

1:02:18

so that anyone can Try

1:02:21

to make a freestyle on the beat. Okay, I win $10,000 for

1:02:23

it. Oh shit Wow

1:02:29

Apparently like publish it. I just found out about

1:02:31

that today Geez, I was

1:02:33

asked that I submit a song yet

1:02:37

We're gonna walk out of here and he's gonna turn

1:02:39

the audio recording equipment back on and he's gonna come

1:02:41

in here and Rapping the word

1:02:44

and I approve you should do it. Okay. Well

1:02:46

this like Drake and Kendrick have

1:02:48

not been friends since like 2013 Okay,

1:02:51

they've just been Just throwing

1:02:53

each other under the bus like not liking each

1:02:55

other like this respectful comments Is there a

1:02:57

specific reason why they've not like each other history?

1:02:59

I mean that the topic is MC's like in

1:03:01

the game I feel like they're all trying to

1:03:03

compete for the top of the no, I understand

1:03:06

that I just didn't know if there's a specific

1:03:08

situation that made it made the to not like

1:03:10

each other so 2013 I

1:03:13

think it's probably like it's behind the wraps kind

1:03:15

of beef. Maybe yeah I mean they kind of

1:03:18

talk about it in the songs that they diss

1:03:20

each other in got it. Okay. All right So

1:03:22

I would say that right now what's

1:03:24

currently happening. You can say probably

1:03:26

started in March Okay,

1:03:29

like March 22nd. Okay, but really

1:03:31

this was between Drake Kendrick and

1:03:33

J Cole who are known

1:03:35

as the big three and oh,

1:03:38

is that why Kendrick has the Fuck

1:03:41

the big three. It's just big me It's

1:03:44

big me yeah, all

1:03:46

right fuck him off. It's making sense now He's

1:03:49

ready to come clean. He's ready to talk shit. Hey

1:03:51

Cole did not like that Drake

1:03:54

did not like that. Hey Cole released

1:03:57

it this song first. Oh, he started

1:03:59

it Yeah, but just a quick

1:04:01

line like like hey Kendrick. What's

1:04:04

with that? Did

1:04:06

just go in a little bit. Yeah, see

1:04:08

what happens his J Cole way. He just

1:04:10

hey, what's going on? It was friendly fire

1:04:13

Apologize to lead the song I

1:04:23

can't I can't fuck in nothing triggered him to

1:04:25

delete it Was it the response from fans or

1:04:27

did someone on his team go you don't know

1:04:29

what you're about to get into Apparently someone on

1:04:31

his team told him that he doesn't know what

1:04:33

he's about to get into He

1:04:36

so he was like he at one concert.

1:04:38

He like sat Crosses legs

1:04:40

and said hey guys. I just

1:04:42

want to address you all That's

1:04:45

not me what I did yesterday's out of

1:04:47

character Oh J Cole's

1:04:49

pretty easy going he's kind of a more painful

1:04:51

guy Yeah, they may be what happened to its

1:04:54

crew after that wants to be in both places

1:04:56

I think he wants to be like the chill

1:04:58

like family rapper Okay,

1:05:02

so um After

1:05:06

that we go on to April

1:05:10

13th Drake. I love how you have

1:05:12

dates I have a

1:05:14

timeline in front of me, but Drake releases the song

1:05:16

push-ups and push-ups was Drake's

1:05:20

Just I'm going after everyone Fuck

1:05:23

you. J Cole. Fuck you Kendrick

1:05:25

like everyone. He's just dissing every every

1:05:27

rapper he can Metro

1:05:31

is Metro booming. Yes Metro stick

1:05:34

to hitting drums Metro Yeah,

1:05:37

Metro PCS So just kind of um kind

1:05:39

of getting on everyone and there are people

1:05:42

Depending on who you want to be on like

1:05:45

the weekend and right now it's like dividing Are

1:05:47

you team Drake who has like a bunch

1:05:49

of it's almost like Marvel vs. DC? Oh,

1:05:52

I got it now I get in a you

1:05:54

got to do and the Kendrick like who's time

1:05:56

tough? Who are you standing behind? Who

1:06:00

do I think is more talented or who do

1:06:02

I like more? I like Kendrick Lamar more. I

1:06:04

like his music more. I think he's more talented

1:06:06

as an MC, but I like Drake more. Drake

1:06:09

gets the masses. Do you like

1:06:11

double entendres? Then your team

1:06:14

Kendrick. I like double entendres. I

1:06:17

like empanadas. I love entendres.

1:06:21

Drake then releases an AI freestyle

1:06:26

using Tupac and Snoop

1:06:28

Dogg using Kendrick Lamar. This

1:06:32

is where it got very personal

1:06:34

for Kendrick. Drake

1:06:37

actually deleted

1:06:39

the song. The reason they think he

1:06:41

deleted the song is because they

1:06:43

think Kendrick told Tupac's lawyers that

1:06:46

Drake is misusing Tupac and for

1:06:48

you to go after his song.

1:06:51

Which Drake, we know

1:06:53

that because Drake talks about it. This is

1:06:56

really where Kendrick makes his

1:06:58

big diss. Kendrick makes

1:07:00

his big diss. That

1:07:04

the entire song is about

1:07:06

Drake. From the beginning to

1:07:08

the end. It is called

1:07:11

Euphoria. It's like, wait, yo, yo, yo, what

1:07:13

you mean? Euphoria. Got

1:07:16

it. It's a

1:07:18

fire diss track. It is

1:07:20

crazy. Are we

1:07:22

insulting his character? We

1:07:24

cannot read the lyrics. I can

1:07:27

tell you about Euphoria. It

1:07:29

is very much about Kendrick.

1:07:32

I'm a father. I'm a family man.

1:07:35

Look at you, Drake. You are

1:07:37

not the father who stood up. You

1:07:40

are the father who is still sitting. You

1:07:42

have a problem. Drake is saying this

1:07:44

to Kendrick or Kendrick? Kendrick is

1:07:46

saying this to Drake. Kendrick is really

1:07:48

standing up for his family. Shoo, shoo,

1:07:50

shoo, shoo. That's

1:07:53

heartfelt. I can

1:07:55

see. And didn't he say something about

1:07:58

that Drake also has a daughter that he is

1:08:00

hiding? because Drake was hiding a son for a

1:08:02

long time. Okay. So that's

1:08:04

April 30th. That

1:08:07

is to say George Washington was inaugurated as

1:08:09

our president. He was the

1:08:11

first president of 2019. Coincidental.

1:08:13

I think not. They don't want you to know that. I

1:08:15

don't know. You guys, that's what you will. Then

1:08:18

on May 3rd, Kendrick

1:08:20

drops My Birthday 616 in

1:08:22

LA. That's the name

1:08:24

of the song. Whoa. I think this has

1:08:26

something connected to you. It's with me perfectly. But

1:08:30

this was Drake, I mean, this was Kendrick

1:08:32

going after Drake's record label. Everyone

1:08:35

inside there, ghostwriters, very

1:08:37

tired of that. And let's

1:08:40

see. I do think a lot of Drake's stuff

1:08:42

is ghost written. Yes. I

1:08:44

do think so too, but the responses of

1:08:46

how they are being made and how quickly

1:08:48

they are. So this

1:08:50

goes out and this one, this

1:08:52

song is more about Drake's plant in

1:08:54

the industry. He doesn't like Drake's

1:08:56

father, stuff like

1:08:59

that, keeps going. Drake releases

1:09:02

Family Matters, an attack, just

1:09:04

an attack on Kendrick's wife.

1:09:07

Oh. He is talking about that

1:09:10

Kendrick is a abuser, perhaps.

1:09:13

Okay. We don't

1:09:15

know. And talks about

1:09:18

infidelity. I

1:09:20

think Kendrick's wife

1:09:22

is possibly had an affair and

1:09:25

that the kid is not his. Heavy

1:09:28

allegations. Family matters. Extreme allegations.

1:09:31

Kendrick Lamar responds to this, which this one

1:09:33

I think is what sent the ripples through

1:09:35

this room. And the reason we're talking about

1:09:38

this is Meet the Grimm. Meet

1:09:40

the Grimm is Kendrick

1:09:43

addressing Drake's child. The

1:09:46

song starts off by addressing Adonis.

1:09:49

Like listen to Adonis and then has just

1:09:52

a complete, complete

1:09:54

double entendres constantly just releasing

1:09:56

it on one day

1:09:58

hoping that Drake's son will listen to it. to

1:10:00

this. Wow. Dear

1:10:03

Adonis. Dear Adonis. Wow.

1:10:05

It gets very, very dark.

1:10:07

Oh my god. Very aggressive.

1:10:10

It is like extremely cutthroat,

1:10:12

very aggressive. It is

1:10:15

just like, it's like shooting

1:10:18

someone with words. What it feels like.

1:10:20

Yeah. Like gunshots. Every word is a

1:10:22

gunshot basically. Yeah. Like every

1:10:24

stanza that he writes from the beginning to

1:10:26

the end of the song is

1:10:28

an attack. And this is the song

1:10:30

where he mentions Drake's fake daughter. Yeah.

1:10:32

Or, sorry,

1:10:34

we don't know if it's fake. But right now,

1:10:37

Drake's daughter. Allegedly. A legit

1:10:39

daughter. Drake's alleged daughter and

1:10:42

has like just a whole like

1:10:44

kind of really pushes this predator

1:10:47

push on Drake that he's a, a

1:10:50

diddler. Cause I know he can't. I'm just going

1:10:52

to say the word diddler cause I don't think

1:10:54

you guys can say the other word. Yeah. Yeah.

1:10:56

We'll cut it. Wow. Are they putting all of

1:10:58

this stuff on Spotify or are they like releasing

1:11:00

these on like different other platforms or is this

1:11:02

just like, yeah, full published songs? Yeah. I think

1:11:04

you're a lot of close to anything. Whatever you

1:11:06

want. Yeah. I've been listening to

1:11:08

them on YouTube. Sorry. I can't say, but I'm

1:11:11

pretty sure like you can shake your ass to.

1:11:15

Yeah. So this is, this is

1:11:17

the latest. This is the most recent one. And

1:11:20

then this is not even the latest. No,

1:11:22

we're like halfway now. Oh wow. Yeah. Drake

1:11:24

has, I mean, Drake's bodyguard hasn't got shot.

1:11:26

Oh my God. Sorry. What's

1:11:28

the one where Kendrick called

1:11:31

him a diddler literally

1:11:34

in the song. Is it that one? It's

1:11:36

this one. This is the one that people

1:11:38

are dancing to. I don't think people are dancing

1:11:40

to it. It's not me.

1:11:42

They're being very entertained by this. This doesn't

1:11:45

sound like something that's going to end good.

1:11:47

I think there might be dancing to like

1:11:49

not like, or maybe not like us. Wow.

1:11:52

Anyways, without even

1:11:56

less than 24 hours, Kendrick

1:11:58

releases another song. Which

1:12:00

I think is the one people are all dancing to

1:12:03

and just completely doubles down on

1:12:05

everything He just said in the last song

1:12:07

like just and these are like seven minute

1:12:09

songs Wow, they're like very

1:12:12

long and the entire time just

1:12:14

coming at them and then

1:12:17

on single tomorrow that is when we get the

1:12:21

$10,000 offer from the rap community and Metro

1:12:23

thank you for dropping the beat so that

1:12:25

we can all try to release our Drake

1:12:27

this track and he Contributed

1:12:29

to so many Drake diss tracks

1:12:32

because he's it's a sweep

1:12:36

It's a Danimal sweep Okay,

1:12:42

and then this is kind of

1:12:44

where we're a big one of where we're at

1:12:46

is Drake releases a song called the heart part

1:12:49

six Which Kendrick Lamar's have

1:12:51

a series of his songs the heart

1:12:53

and yeah, right was the heart part

1:12:55

five So Drake kind of

1:12:58

like took that title. Yeah Wow,

1:13:00

okay feels feels the song takes

1:13:03

the mirror The entire song is

1:13:05

about Drake Saying it's

1:13:07

out completely on the defense kind

1:13:09

of like cuz Kendrick was two

1:13:11

songs just like yeah throwing allegations

1:13:13

throwing So backs

1:13:15

up takes a defensive Look

1:13:18

at things and he is just he

1:13:21

says that he planted someone in

1:13:23

Kendrick's community that was feeding

1:13:26

Kendrick false information says that's

1:13:28

why you put my fake daughter in your rap Drugs

1:13:32

in your rap I can name them all

1:13:34

for you I bet you're about to call

1:13:36

me like an Epstein or something and that

1:13:38

whatever so Drake said he planted somebody to

1:13:40

make up all These yes, but why would

1:13:43

you plant somebody to write? I

1:13:49

Got some really great shit on Drake's

1:13:51

crazy. Oh and this yeah, write that

1:13:53

down write that down call him a

1:13:55

pedo Sure, that seems like

1:13:57

he's trying to do a face. You would have

1:13:59

to look back at all the lyrics because it

1:14:01

gets a little crazy but Drake like is like um he

1:14:05

really does mention that he

1:14:08

hired someone that gave information to Kendrick Kendrick

1:14:10

just bought it and then the way Kendrick

1:14:12

writes it in the song is like even

1:14:15

your friends are turning on you even

1:14:17

your like your crew is against you

1:14:19

they don't even like you either like

1:14:23

it like makes it seem

1:14:25

who said are you on Jordan you

1:14:28

guys are putting on the spot but

1:14:30

I think I'm gonna have to be

1:14:32

on country okay yeah and the allegations

1:14:34

that they're both going for I would

1:14:36

say like Drake's is a little crazy

1:14:38

okay they're pushing him far down after

1:14:41

this song gets released no song

1:14:43

gets released gunshots found

1:14:46

at Drake's mansion in Toronto his

1:14:48

bodyguard did you know that we injured on

1:14:51

property his bodyguard got shot at

1:14:53

his house outside in the driveway

1:14:55

outside the gate like on the

1:14:58

property drive by or by shooting

1:15:00

Wow yeah it dead he's not

1:15:02

dead he's not seriously injured which

1:15:05

will bring us to the next is the

1:15:07

rap beef that I

1:15:10

mean think about it just led to someone getting

1:15:12

shot possibly or is this

1:15:14

also like do you think if this shooting

1:15:16

did happen also is this also fueled like

1:15:18

fans like crazy ass fan I was just

1:15:21

gonna say because everybody knows about this who

1:15:23

are delusional and want to participate in feel

1:15:25

like they're gonna cause some drama because of

1:15:27

it I could see that I really don't

1:15:30

see see Kendrick being like go send someone

1:15:32

to shoot his bodyguard yeah I

1:15:34

don't think right now is just way too like

1:15:36

way too on the nose and

1:15:39

so yeah and then that's why there

1:15:41

was like a police

1:15:43

raid but there were like a huge

1:15:46

investigation on his property yesterday it's the

1:15:48

same house that Kendrick put on

1:15:50

his album art for the diss track oh

1:15:53

it's it gets it gets

1:15:55

and and and Kendrick mentions

1:15:57

Toronto all the time he

1:16:00

apparently hates Canadians. Who

1:16:02

doesn't? But it's just like, it just comes through.

1:16:06

Sorry to our Canadians, followers. It's

1:16:10

like 5%. We still love you, hey. I

1:16:12

mean, I think that's pretty much the summary.

1:16:14

Wow. Dang. Okay. What

1:16:16

we're witnessing is probably a lot of

1:16:18

what the rap community... Tupac Biggie. Yes.

1:16:21

We're getting a glimpse of that life.

1:16:23

Like the EZE documentary that came out,

1:16:26

or that docu-mil movie. We're

1:16:29

kind of getting a glimpse of that happening in

1:16:31

front of us. The violence, the

1:16:34

culture, the lyrics. The

1:16:37

double entendres. He loves us.

1:16:39

I do. So, I mean, today

1:16:41

is what? Today is June, May 8th.

1:16:45

May 8th. Today is May 8th. This is the latest

1:16:47

we've heard. Jordan and I was

1:16:49

nice enough to gather this information to

1:16:51

share it. Hopefully they find peace. I

1:16:53

hope they figure this out. This

1:16:55

is crazy. I don't know. If somebody's getting

1:16:57

shot, maybe they need to just squash it.

1:16:59

Yeah. But... Like people are getting

1:17:01

hurt now. Yeah. Let's end it.

1:17:03

I mean, especially for Kendrick, if he's like,

1:17:05

fuck, who the fuck shot? Yeah. Security

1:17:08

guard, I didn't feel like he was going to go that far. I'm sure

1:17:10

he has to say something, right? Like after a situation like that, like he

1:17:12

has to come on and say something. His team has

1:17:14

to be like, we need to stop doing these distorts back and

1:17:16

forth because someone's been going to, you know, do tit for tat

1:17:18

on this. Exactly. We hope that the

1:17:21

bodyguard recovers and that he didn't deserve anything

1:17:23

in this. Oh, he did a critical condition.

1:17:25

He was just doing his job. Yeah. But

1:17:27

being a bodyguard of

1:17:29

a rapper, this is your

1:17:31

job now. They're like the secret service. Kind

1:17:33

of. Thank you guys. Thank you, Jordan.

1:17:36

Thank you, Jordan. I'm sorry, Canada. Thank

1:17:38

you, Jordan. Thank you,

1:17:40

Jordan. All right, guys. Thank you so much for tuning

1:17:42

in to another episode of Zane Ethan Filtered. We

1:17:46

love you so much. And of course, as always, you

1:17:48

can check out these episodes, audio form on all podcast

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1:17:55

Also, make sure to check out our Patreon, patreon.com/Zane and Heath.

1:17:57

We do a bonus episode every week. every

1:18:00

single month. We also keep these cameras rolling

1:18:02

after we finish these episodes. You get like

1:18:04

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1:18:06

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1:18:10

of good stuff, all at patreon.com/Layton and Heath.

1:18:13

Beautiful. We should have Jordan come in once

1:18:15

per episode for like a pop culture recap of

1:18:18

the week. Yeah, because we don't stay in touch

1:18:20

with pop culture. Yeah, because that was fun.

1:18:22

That's the crazy story. Because now I learned everything I

1:18:24

need to know I don't have to dig. And we're all caught up.

1:18:26

I'm a big fan of, big fan of. I just

1:18:28

pictured Jordan doing his research for that. And he's like,

1:18:31

yeah, just listening to both tracks. While he's, while

1:18:33

he's. We should have him do his rap on

1:18:35

here so it gets more traction. Yeah.

1:18:38

Look at that 10 grand. Yeah, there you go.

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All right. Okay, all right, well, love you. Peace and

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