In the fail caucus, the winner is… nobody. This week:

• The late Queen, a notable owner of things, actually only owned her name and was devastated when Harry and Meghan… took it from her?
• The advent of Ozempic reveals that body positivity was always a joke, and women were always crazy <3
• Prince Harry is either a prodigious pilot or a stolen valor idiot, depending on the day

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