Welcome to Boca del Infierno, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, for the final time, we come to terms with the end of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the series finale, “Chosen.”In this episode (broken into two parts), we lo

7.21 – "End of Days"

Jul 27th, 2023 1h 31m

Welcome to Brekenkrieg Grimoire, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we act like lame, moronic humans who never quit and keep podcasting as we talk about the penultimate episode of Buffy: “End of Days.”In this episode, we

7.20 – "Touched"

Jul 6th, 2023 2h 6m

Welcome to Illuminata, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we reach for Season 7, Episode 20: “Touched.”In this episode, we touch on:* Plot and Firsts (2:30)* Initial Thoughts (9:30)* How Are Buffy and Faith’s Plans Differ

7.19 – "Empty Places"

Jun 22nd, 2023 1h 38m

Welcome to Uranium 235, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we hop aboard the USS Buffy Summers on her final voyage for the frustrating “Empty Places.”In this episode, we’re luckier than you to talk about:* Breaking News (

7.18 – "Dirty Girls"

May 28th, 2023 1h 50m

Welcome to Magic for Beginners, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we come to work part-time only to be fired again alongside “Dirty Girls.”In this episode, we sermonize on:* Plot and Firsts (3:00)* Initial Thoughts (14:4

7.17 – "Lies My Parents Told Me"

May 18th, 2023 1h 53m

Welcome to Delothrian’s Arrow, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we go boring, old, and English with “Lies My Parents Told Me”In this episode, we cover the following in a Slayer/Watcher, Spike/Mother dynamic:* Plot and F

7.16 – "Storyteller"

Apr 15th, 2023 1h 45m

Welcome to The Big Skedaddle, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, as fugitives haunted by our past, we talk “Storyteller.”In this episode, we place our thoughts in the drawer with the other utensils:Mario Asides (2:00)Plo

7.15 – "Get It Done"

Apr 8th, 2023 1h 43m

Welcome to Fisherman’s Nuggets with Cheese, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we begin our semi-annual percolation with “Get It Done.”In this episode, we get nowhere near:Plot and Firsts (2:00)Initial Thoughts (9:00)The

7.14 – "First Date"

Mar 25th, 2023 1h 56m

Welcome to Mr. Bits, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we take a huge bite of peaches and brandy and bliss out to “First Date.”In this episode, we love it when you look at us, baby:Plot and Firsts (2:00)Initial Thoughts

7.13 – "Killer In Me"

Mar 18th, 2023 1h 53m

Welcome to House of Chicks, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we go on a date with a teenager and talk about “The Killer in Me.”In this episode, we wonder what’s the point:Plot and Firsts (2:00)Angel Update (”Salvage”) (

7.12 – "Potential"

Mar 11th, 2023 1h 50m

Welcome to A Big Furry Hurry, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we oscillate between nothing special and extraordinary with “Potential.”In this episode, we we didn’t mean “Potential Sailors,” when we talk:Plot and Firsts

7.11 – "Showtime"

Mar 6th, 2023 1h 42m

Welcome to Claddagh Ring, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we’re treading water stylistically as we talk “Showtime”In this episode, we offer sexual bribery to:Plot and Firsts (4:00)Initial Thoughts (11:00)Potentials (13

7.10 – "Bring on the Night"

Feb 18th, 2023 1h 45m

Welcome to The Glove of Myhnegon, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, we grab shovels to help in the basement at Sunnydale High in “Bring on the Night.”In this episode, we run down the backstreets of Sunnydale screaming:P

7.9 – "Never Leave Me"

Feb 11th, 2023 1h 37m

Welcome to Vampy Cat, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we tie ourselves to a chair and talk about “Never Leave Me.”In this episode, we prime the pump about:Plot and Firsts (2:45)Initial Thoughts (11:30)How Does The Coun

7.8 – "Sleeper"

Feb 4th, 2023 1h 18m

Welcome to Orbs of Nezzla'Khan, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, we dig up 634 Hoffman Terrace to see what secrets we’ve hid in “Sleeper.”In this episode, we break ground for:JAG aside (2:00)Plot and Firsts (5:30)Initi

7.7 – "Conversations with Dead People"

Feb 3rd, 2023 1h 22m

Welcome to Cool Monster Footer, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we squeak our way through the horrors of conversations, with dead people.In this episode, we talk a lot about November 12, 2002…Plot and Firsts (2:30)Elec

7.6 – "Him"

Nov 26th, 2022 1h 37m

Welcome to Chocolate Hurricane, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we put on the proverbial letterman and talk about “Him.”In this episode, we muse about:Plot and Firsts (2:00)Initial Thoughts (13:20)Does RJ Know the Jack

7.5 – "Selfless"

Nov 19th, 2022 1h 29m

Welcome to The Dagger of Lex, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we explore grievance, loss, betrayal and if our friends do a good enough job talking to one another. That’s right, it’s time for the hard cut of hard cuts w

7.4 – "Help"

Nov 13th, 2022 1h 51m

Welcome to Murnenfurm Report, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we don’t rest on our laurels — it’s an episode filled with fate, futility, destiny, failure and death. (And also, Cassie!) Come along for the ride.In this e

7.3 – "Same Time, Same Place"

Oct 8th, 2022 1h 55m

Welcome to Bristow’s Demon Index, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we flail about in metaphorical labyrinths looking for “Same Time, Same Place.”In this episode, we talk:Plot and Firsts (1:30)Initial Thoughts (23:00)Qui

7.2 – "Beneath You"

Oct 1st, 2022 1h 38m

Welcome to Miss Edith, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we long for forgiveness and love in “Beneath You.”In this episode, we talkPlot and Firsts (1:40)Initial Thoughts (18:00)We Gotta Talk Spike… (23:00)Our Withholding

7.1 – "Lessons"

Sep 24th, 2022 1h 51m

Welcome to Big Freaky Cereal Boxes of Death, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, we learn some things about ourselves in Season 7’s premiere, “Lessons.”In this episode, we talkPlot and Firsts and Endurance Facts (2:45)Ini

6.22 – "Grave"

Jul 28th, 2022 2h 16m

Welcome to Lesbian Gay-type Lovers, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we close out Season 6 by trying to resurrect the temple of Proserpexa in your local beer cooler!In this episode, we all, together, in the same room (!

6.21 – "Two to Go"

Jul 18th, 2022 1h 46m

Welcome to Less Confusing Waffles, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we accelerate our descent into Willow’s dark heart with “Two to Go.”In this episode, we have a few points:Bill Norton, Plot and Firsts (1:40)Initial Th

6.20 – "Villains"

Jul 15th, 2022 2h 3m

Welcome to The Lover’s Wiccas, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we explore grief with Willow in “Villains.”In this episode, we get heated aboutPlot and Firsts and “Contested Facts” (2:20)Initial Thoughts + talking this