0:01

The liberals are destroying

0:03

California and conservative humor

0:05

gon' raid. Conservative

0:07

humor gon' ry is going to

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fascist fornia today. So stay

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tuned, we're going to take a few pictures

0:14

of the desert and how their policies are

0:16

actually messing it up. It's not beautiful when

0:18

you go across that border. But stay tuned

0:20

guys, and we'll show you exactly what they're

0:23

doing. We'll show you the facts and what

0:25

it looks like when you're in the middle

0:27

of a tornado. We'll show you the facts

0:29

and what it looks like when you're

0:31

in the middle of a tornado. Yeah,

0:35

okay, I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm

0:37

Tony Boswell. And we are Minion Death Cult. The

0:40

world is ending, the most FDR

0:42

president of our lifetime, by

0:45

which I mean he should probably be in a

0:47

wheelchair, is responsible,

0:49

and we're documenting it. What's up folks? How's

0:52

everybody doing? Did everybody

0:54

watch some interesting TV

0:56

last Thursday? Oh

0:59

yeah, super, super interesting TV. I

1:02

think the world was glued to the television. Did

1:04

you actually watch it, Tony? No,

1:07

I started listening to it on the way I was

1:09

driving. I started listening to it on the way home.

1:13

That's probably the better way to experience the

1:15

debate, to be honest, to not have to

1:18

look at Biden or Trump as they

1:20

make the noises they make. And

1:23

I happen to hear one of the most Trumpy

1:25

and Trump lines I think

1:27

that might have happened. And I just

1:29

couldn't do it. So I turned off.

1:31

They were talking about the

1:34

environment. And he was like,

1:37

when I was president, we had H2O. We

1:41

had the best water. And

1:43

I was like, what are you talking about?

1:45

Yeah, that's so true. This guy Biden over

1:47

here is selling California's water to Nestle. Did

1:49

you guys know that? What

1:51

if he just took a water rights,

1:54

land back stance for the debate

1:56

just to own Joe Biden? I see a

1:58

lot of people out there. they're drinking modellos.

2:01

Are you aware of where they're sourcing

2:03

their water? Oh, no, we don't care

2:06

about the indigenous people. Yeah, there's a

2:08

that that used to be a black

2:10

person's job drinking modello. Yeah, the immigrants

2:12

are taking it now. Oh, yeah,

2:14

I definitely heard that part. That part was great. My

2:17

favorite part was I so I didn't watch it.

2:19

As I've expressed on this show. I can't

2:22

watch Joe Biden. I can

2:24

watch like a 30 second clip of

2:26

him maybe if it happens to be in

2:28

one of my social media feeds. I

2:31

can't I was watching

2:33

clips of it the next morning on

2:35

Twitter. And I

2:38

was just like showing oni and it was

2:40

the one where he takes like 30

2:42

seconds to say

2:45

to finally get out that he

2:47

beat Medicare. Yes. And

2:50

I couldn't fucking believe my I couldn't

2:52

believe and we and and

2:54

we beat Medicare Mac. We beat

2:59

Medicare. Just like what did it. But

3:03

the reason I can't watch him is

3:05

because I go into like an existential

3:07

crisis. Watching him

3:10

reminds me of our each

3:13

and every one of

3:15

our frail mortality. Yeah.

3:19

Not only that, it

3:21

reminds me of forgetting every single word

3:23

I've ever known while

3:25

recording this podcast. Yep. Yeah.

3:28

It's my looking at it's a it's a

3:30

dark mirror. Looking at them looking at that's

3:32

why he's dark Brandon is because he's like

3:35

an episode of black mirror for me personally

3:38

there's no technology involved or whatever. It's just

3:40

no this is your

3:42

your future. This is everybody's

3:44

future. And it's horrifying. Deal

3:47

with it. Yeah. Yeah. I think we've all felt that way

3:49

like and it's the worst one you know you know the

3:51

word those are the ones you're scared of those are the

3:53

ones you're scared of losing like last

3:55

night I was talking to somebody and

3:58

I was trying to think of the band name

4:00

pissed. jeans a band I love sure and I

4:02

could not think of it took me like 10

4:04

minutes don't even try you don't even try because

4:07

it makes it worse it made it and I

4:09

tried I had it and then of course we

4:11

moved on we moved on from a conversation it

4:15

was clearly

4:17

clearly my clearly my opponent is in his

4:19

right state of mind because uh king

4:21

of jeans is one of the seminal noise rock albums

4:23

of the 2000s and who couldn't

4:26

possibly do we want somebody leading our free

4:28

world who's not familiar with false jesse part

4:30

two I don't think so exactly

4:32

and like you know time had gone

4:34

by we had completely moved on and

4:36

I just yelled piss jeans piss jeans

4:38

that's what I was thinking of yeah

4:41

and yeah like yeah you're right like that's it's an

4:43

awful moment to be in and and you you

4:46

know that he's in a locked-in state of that yeah

4:49

he's screaming in bed every night

4:52

he's screaming out the names and the

4:54

trains of thought that he uh you

4:56

know diverted from yeah some some point

4:58

throughout the day uh

5:00

but yeah no I saw some great clips I saw

5:02

yeah the one where he said we fought medicare and

5:04

one um I saw the

5:07

one where he's talking about he's talking

5:09

about undocumented immigration and he's bragging about

5:11

how many uh immigrants they've arrested and

5:13

then I swear to god I haven't

5:15

I haven't looked up this clip you

5:17

can look it up and find it

5:19

if you want to but he

5:22

says we've gotten that

5:24

number down every year and eventually

5:26

we're gonna get a total ban uh

5:29

a total anything he he rephrases whatever

5:31

he was gonna say I swear to

5:33

I swear to god he was gonna

5:36

say a total ban on immigration uh-huh

5:38

or at least that's what it

5:40

sounded like to me I'm like cool that's great that's definitely

5:42

something you want to be you know going toe to toe

5:44

for toe to toe with

5:46

Donald Trump on um and then the other one

5:48

where they were talking

5:50

about abortion I believe and it

5:53

went to Joe Biden's chance to

5:55

comment and he just started talking

5:57

about undocumented immigrants

5:59

again again, because

6:02

I think maybe he was responding to

6:04

something, some other non sequitur

6:06

Trump had said, but like he

6:09

didn't even frame it that way. He just

6:12

started talking about undocumented immigration and how everybody

6:14

gets raped. You know,

6:17

it's just everybody rapes actually. And it's

6:19

just like, I guess

6:21

I know what you're trying to say that the

6:24

way I would maybe say that

6:26

is that undocumented immigrants commit far

6:28

fewer crimes than an American citizen

6:30

statistically speaking or whatever. I wouldn't

6:33

say, I wouldn't just

6:35

bring up the R word, apropos

6:38

of, you know,

6:40

maybe something Trump's had said five minutes ago.

6:43

Yeah, the whole thing was like, cause like you

6:45

said, I didn't watch it, I just trusted the internet

6:47

was gonna show me what I needed to see from

6:49

it and they did. And yeah,

6:51

it was weird cause it was, it

6:54

didn't even feel like they were like debating

6:56

for like the presidency as much as almost

6:58

like the Republican ticket. It was wild. Like

7:02

watching, listening to like Biden make

7:04

all these, these

7:06

like, these points

7:08

that were Republican talking points.

7:10

At one point they're like arguing about who's

7:12

gonna fund the police more. Yeah. At

7:15

one point they're arguing about who's gonna let less immigrants

7:17

in. Like it was, it was just so. Yeah,

7:20

he started calling Joe Biden a

7:22

Palestinian as a

7:25

slur. Yeah, I

7:27

mean that part was like, cause

7:30

he was saying that he's acting like a Palestinian now

7:33

because he's like not

7:35

helping Israel, but none of it made sense.

7:38

None of it made sense. It was just. Well, I'm

7:40

sure Bijevan Netanyahu is gonna clear all of that

7:42

up when he speaks to Congress next month. Yeah.

7:45

So we don't have to worry about that. Well,

7:47

okay. Aside from maybe our

7:49

guttural visceral, just in

7:52

our bones reactions we might've

7:54

got from seeing two 85 year

7:57

old guys compete to be

7:59

our next. president. I

8:02

would like to I you know despite that I

8:04

would say pretty pretty

8:08

good night for memes right Tony? Oh

8:11

yeah. You may not be happy with

8:13

the candidates performance but as Elon Musk

8:15

here says tonight was a clear victory

8:18

space dot dot dot space

8:21

for memes. I mean you know

8:25

broken clock. And I'm just imagining all

8:27

the memes you could do with

8:29

last night's performance like what

8:32

if up there

8:35

it's the actual CNN debate

8:37

2024 but somebody's

8:40

cropped out the

8:43

douche and

8:45

the turd sandwich from

8:48

that episode of South Park and

8:51

put them behind the podiums. Whoa

8:54

whoa that would be that would

8:57

be Podium. Oh thank you I wasn't

8:59

gonna say anything I'm glad you clear that up. Yeah

9:02

no that would be pretty fucking epic I think

9:04

that'd be really epic. That would

9:06

be a good meme. What

9:09

if it's

9:12

the old man from Jeff Dunham

9:15

Walter the the

9:18

the only not racist

9:20

puppet from Jeff Dunham

9:23

as Brandon and then

9:25

it's just a Trump puppet that he made

9:27

specifically for Trump that like maybe it's orange

9:29

like that's the joke about Cheeto colored Trump

9:31

is that he's orange what about that be

9:34

good I was thinking when I when I

9:36

was thinking of is um because of course

9:38

and thank you everybody everyone who sent me

9:40

the golf clip I can't believe that that's

9:43

a thing that happened in real life. You guys are

9:45

coming a long way you I think had a hand

9:47

in popularizing this burgeoning sport

9:50

now even the presidents of the United

9:52

States are talking about it. I know

9:54

we're trying to grow the game on

9:56

national television but it would

9:58

be the top panel would would be Biden

10:00

telling Trump, let's have a driving competition.

10:03

And then the bottom panel would

10:06

be, would be, um, Austin

10:08

three 16 coming

10:11

down the ramp with a chair in his

10:13

hand. But he's saying now watch this drive.

10:18

That could be good. Was that two, was that two

10:22

to golf? So, so, so Bush says,

10:24

watch this. You got to put Bush's

10:26

head on Austin three 16. It

10:29

took me a second to get where you were

10:31

going with that. Okay. Yeah. And it'd probably say,

10:33

is that stone cold Steve Austin's music? No,

10:37

it's George Bush's music,

10:39

which as we all know is the UPS

10:42

driver stadium

10:44

electronic metal band covering proud

10:46

to be an American. Yeah.

10:49

But it still would start with the glass breaking.

10:53

That could be good. Um, let's

10:56

see what people, what kind

10:58

of memes in the replies. Well,

11:01

you know, maybe they didn't actually do

11:03

the meme, but you know, you could

11:05

imagine, right? Like, uh, only ape God

11:07

that says two, almost 200 likes says,

11:09

yes, it

11:12

was so bad that it was good.

11:14

Dot, dot space. Only thing

11:16

that was missing was Trump dropping

11:18

a hashtag Hawk to a, and

11:22

then the, and then the drop water droplet

11:24

emojis. And then the like cry,

11:27

I guess supposed to be crying laughing, but

11:29

it is like the sobbing, the sobbing emoji.

11:32

This is great. Cause I think this is a

11:34

pro Trump tweet. Yeah. Um, but

11:36

it's also like my president sucks

11:38

dick real good. Uh,

11:42

my fellow Americans, we cannot let Trump, we

11:44

could not afford to let Trump Hawk to

11:46

on that thing. No,

11:48

no. He'll

11:51

get it too. He'll get it too. Slippy too

11:53

sloppy. It's no good.

11:55

It's no good. We can't have that. We can't

11:57

have that. Are

12:00

there been any Bill Clinton Hawk 2-O memes? Yeah,

12:02

I've seen a Monica Lewinsky Hawk 2-O meme.

12:05

Okay, good, good, good. They're so bad. It's

12:07

like... One of the

12:09

worst memes- Like I get- The video-

12:11

You guys don't have to do memes

12:13

about it. Everything. Okay? Yeah, let it-

12:15

It's okay. It doesn't all lend itself

12:17

to making memes. Like, the girl made

12:20

a good video. She

12:22

did- She made a funny thing happen.

12:25

You- You get to enjoy it. You

12:28

get to watch it. You

12:30

can show your friends. You can spread her

12:32

magic again of Hawk 2-O. You don't get

12:34

to be like, This is a movement, right?

12:36

This is a community- It's like when I

12:38

saw Hot Water Music last night. You

12:41

know, it's the girl up on stage- The Hawk 2-O girl

12:43

up on stage, and she's like just- You

12:45

know, that's what brings us together is a love

12:47

of Hawk 2-O. And it's, you know, it's a-

12:50

Hawk 2-O music? It's a movement. Don't

12:52

do it. Don't say it. Pfft.

12:57

The Venn diagram of Hot Water Music and Hawk

12:59

2-O meme people. Oh yeah.

13:01

We're- We're- We're a crazy bunch. Don't

13:03

even get me started. So

13:06

yeah, you can imagine a meme where Trump says Hawk

13:08

2-O. You know? Uh,

13:12

I said- This is an ad I got- Speaking of Hawk

13:14

2-O, this is an ad I got on my Facebook feed.

13:17

Uh, from some underwear brand called

13:19

the culprit. And

13:21

the caption of the post, you know, it's like

13:23

a sponsored- Post, so it's like an ad, but

13:25

it's got text and it says, Hawk 2-O! Pre-order

13:29

the Ultra Limited Edition yada yada

13:31

Hawk 2-O boxer briefs. Uh,

13:34

and it just says Hawk 2-O on the waistband of

13:36

a pair of black, you know,

13:38

cotton, uh, boxers. And

13:41

by that you mean it says Hawk 2-O on a-

13:44

like a mock-up of boxers that don't exist

13:46

in real life yet. Right. This- And that's

13:48

probably why they're a super limited edition. What,

13:51

uh, what texture pack

13:53

do you think this- this is from? It looks

13:55

pretty good. Looks pretty good, yeah. I think- I

13:57

think you can just buy like a, like a,

13:59

you know- you know, boxer brief mock-up. I like

14:01

that, that like the pocket, you

14:04

know, like the, what do you do?

14:06

The flap on the front of the pouch. I like the pouch. It's

14:09

very accentuated and you can tell there's like a void

14:11

behind it to have a shadow work on there. It

14:13

looks good. It looks good. I'm getting so interested

14:16

in these boxers. I think it's funny that it

14:18

only says, it only says HUC tool once. It

14:20

didn't do the boxer brief thing where it, it

14:23

says the words all over, over and over again on it.

14:25

Yeah. Cause it would be cool

14:27

to also say spit on that thing. Cause

14:30

that's part of it. Could have put the whole

14:32

thing on there. And also like, if you're like sagging, they're

14:35

not going to see the HUC tool from the back. So what's

14:37

the point? Ladies,

14:40

what would you think if you

14:43

saw the, like, I

14:45

guess you're kind of only seeing these if a guy

14:47

takes his pants off, you know, cause I mean, sure

14:49

you could like sag your pants, but are

14:51

you really reading the front of the waistband? You

14:54

know, is he like stretching his arms straight up

14:56

in the air and leaning back at the same

14:58

time? You'd probably already have to be in a

15:00

sexual situation with this, this gentleman

15:03

to see the boxers. What do you think

15:05

if you see the HUC tool boxers? Yeah.

15:08

What do you, what are you thinking when

15:10

you're admiring someone's famous stars and straps bell

15:12

buckle and you look up and it says

15:14

HUC tool on it? Are

15:16

you, is it, is it on like Donkey Kong?

15:20

Are you ready to HUC tour? Are you going to

15:22

go buy some, some of those drool mints? Fuck

15:26

dude. Facebook was putting that ad

15:28

in my feed. It's like, why am

15:30

I watching teenagers drool? Is it as an ad?

15:33

Oh no, is that what the ads are? Yeah.

15:35

It's just a bunch of, a bunch of like

15:37

college age girls drooling. No, those things

15:40

are stupid anyways. It sucks. I mean, I'm

15:42

assuming it's from like all the worse on

15:44

TikTok. Like I'm assuming they got actual minors

15:46

to do that shit on TikTok. Oh, I

15:49

bet. What's wild about it is like they

15:51

could have taken like, like the cotton mouth

15:53

approach and people would have

15:55

just done the math and been like, I bet this

15:57

is good for sucking dicks too. No, instantly. But they

15:59

didn't. lower

28:00

than Trump's in 2020. Yeah.

28:03

At Thursday's debate, the president needed to convince the

28:05

American public that he was equal to the formidable

28:07

demands of the office he is seeking to hold

28:09

for another term. Voters, however, cannot

28:12

be expected to ignore what was instead plain

28:14

to see. Mr. Biden is not the man

28:16

he was four years ago. I

28:18

mean, I'm sure you're hearing this

28:20

if you listen to podcasts. I'm sure you're hearing

28:22

this a lot this week. Everybody

28:25

knew he wasn't the man in

28:27

2020. We all did

28:29

not want this guy. Even

28:31

like Bernie Sanders was too old in 2020,

28:34

but he was still the best candidate

28:36

in the Democratic field. No,

28:39

yeah, just exactly the wrong person for this

28:42

moment because his ascendancy to

28:44

modern American politics was

28:48

because he was a conservative Democrat that they

28:50

could pair Obama with. And

28:52

it's like, well, now, since

28:55

Hillary was such a spectacular flame

28:57

out, he's next in

28:59

line. And

29:02

if you're the DNC, there isn't, what

29:04

can you say to Joe Biden to

29:07

get him to drop out if he determines that

29:09

it's his turn? I mean, at the end of the day,

29:12

at the end of the day, we're still

29:14

in America. And just being like a white

29:16

guy will get you pretty far. So

29:19

that's kind of, that did the job for them.

29:23

He was like a non-minority whatsoever. And

29:25

they're like, you've been here before. This'll

29:28

fucking work. He has a black friend and

29:31

he's the perfect guy. It's so super easy. They didn't

29:33

think anything past that. And it's like,

29:35

that's not gonna cut it this time. Well, it

29:37

was just the people who decide, these

29:41

closed primaries that don't

29:43

have a high participation rate, the

29:46

people who decide who gets to be the

29:48

nominee are like older,

29:51

more party, loyal voters.

29:54

And so, that was the

29:57

rationale back then was, well,

29:59

Bernie's not the best candidate

30:02

because older voters

30:04

in South Carolina thought Joe Biden was

30:06

and so they voted him in. And

30:09

it's like, well, they're

30:11

wrong. Like I don't know how else to

30:14

tell you. Like ensure it

30:16

doesn't, you know, it's quote democracy.

30:18

So you can't be right or

30:20

wrong. Everybody gets a

30:23

chance, but it's like, well, this system

30:25

does not incentivize everybody actually getting a

30:27

say as to who becomes

30:29

the nominee. You know, so it is

30:32

left up to a very

30:35

specific type of person

30:37

who would be primed to see a spry

30:39

76 year old Joe

30:41

Biden more than capable of handling the job.

30:46

But back to this article, the

30:49

president appeared on Thursday night as the shadow

30:51

of a great public servant. He

30:53

struggled to explain what he would accomplish in

30:56

a second term. He struggled to respond to

30:58

Mr. Trump's provocations. He struggled to hold Mr.

31:00

Trump accountable for his lies, his failures, and

31:02

his chilling plans more than

31:04

once he struggled to make it to the end of

31:07

a sentence. Mr.

31:09

Biden has been an admirable president under his

31:11

leadership. The nation has prospered and begin to

31:13

address a range of long-term challenges and the

31:15

wounds ripped open by Mr. Trump have begun

31:17

to heal. But the greatest

31:19

public service, yeah, just like no, that's like

31:22

the worst part of this article. Like

31:25

just that, like having to pretend that

31:27

Biden would otherwise be stewarding us to

31:30

a golden age of enlightenment

31:32

and prosperity. No

31:37

examples of that either. Just a statement. But

31:40

the greatest service Mr. Biden can now perform

31:42

is to announce that he will not continue

31:44

to run for reelection. As

31:47

it stands, the president is engaged in

31:49

a reckless gamble. There are democratic leaders

31:51

better equipped to present clear, compelling, and

31:53

energetic alternatives to a second Trump presidency.

31:56

There is no reason for the party to

31:58

risk the stability and security of the country.

32:00

by forcing voters to choose between Mr. Trump's

32:02

deficiencies and those of Mr. Biden. It's

32:04

too big a bet to simply hope that

32:07

Americans will overlook or discount Mr. Biden's age

32:09

and infirmity that they see with their own

32:11

eyes. Yep. And that's the thing is like,

32:14

you can be as rational

32:17

of a political thinker as

32:19

you want and be like,

32:22

well, Biden is fucked up.

32:24

Biden's dying. I

32:26

still would rather have the country be run by

32:28

the people surrounding Biden

32:31

than by the people surrounding Trump. I

32:34

get that. I get that argument. I get that.

32:36

That's actually the best argument I've heard. I get

32:38

that like hold calculation. You got to vote for

32:40

one of these fuckers. We're in a two, we're

32:42

in a two party system. Vote for the lesser

32:44

of two evil or whatever. I

32:46

understand, I understand that argument.

32:50

That's not how the rest of the world, the rest

32:52

of the country is thinking about it. Like a lot,

32:54

a lot of them are sure. A lot of them

32:56

are like, well, I definitely

32:58

don't want Trump to be president. So I'm going to

33:01

vote for the other guy, the

33:03

other guy, 2024. Yeah. You know, most

33:07

people are just like, this is disgusting. I don't

33:09

ever want to think about this again. I'm going

33:11

to turn off the TV. I'm going to block

33:13

CNN. I

33:15

never, I, this is like, it's like seeing

33:17

how the sausage is made. It's like looking

33:19

into the back room at the, at the,

33:22

at the bar you always eat at. No,

33:25

they can't sing the rat traps. You know,

33:27

I think I'll just stop coming. Do

33:30

you think that like how bad this debate

33:32

was? Do you think that the

33:35

next debate in September, do you think that the

33:37

ratings are going to fall off or are they

33:39

going to like triple because of like spectacle? They

33:41

might, they, it depends on, I guess, how long

33:43

this narrative lasts, but you know, there's a pretty

33:46

strong Biden shit himself in front of everybody narrative.

33:48

I think, yeah, my people

33:50

might tune in even, even more. I

33:52

don't know. Yeah. I think I'm, I feel like I'm more

33:54

likely to do it. You know, that kind of

33:56

thing where it's like, Oh cool. I'm just going to get really

33:58

fucked up and watch this. Let's

34:01

get into responses to the debate from

34:05

my democratic Facebook groups. So

34:08

this is supporting Biden slash Harris

34:10

ticket 2024 Facebook

34:12

group that I've been part of, they've been

34:14

like updating it every election. I've been part

34:16

of this group through several name

34:19

changes. Max

34:21

Tony shares a meme, she

34:23

shares it from her own page. This is something

34:25

people in Facebook groups do when they want like

34:27

clout. You share your own

34:29

post from your personal page into

34:32

the Facebook group. And then

34:34

like maybe people will share it again and again and you'll

34:36

get shares it, but all those shares will come off of

34:38

your own page. You know what I'm saying? So

34:41

Max Tony has shared her own

34:43

meme into the supporting Biden Harris

34:46

group. Joe will make some mistakes,

34:48

but they will be mistakes trying to do what

34:50

is best for us. Not

34:52

what is best for himself. He's

34:54

not a perfect man, but he's a good man. And

34:58

another thing is the post

35:00

on her page is from six days ago.

35:02

So before the debate, she's

35:04

sharing it into the group one

35:07

day ago, yesterday, when the debate happened.

35:10

Very funny to have just these

35:12

prepped. Listen, presidents fuck up all

35:14

the time. I

35:17

mean, you're saying that, but it sounds

35:19

like, yeah, she sounds like she's planned ahead and she's

35:21

standing on business. Just

35:23

in the chamber, got this in your back pocket. Oh,

35:25

I suppose you've never fucked up, huh? We're all perfect.

35:28

She's like, I wasn't even talking about anything crazy. Actually, I

35:30

was just talking about some like little thing, but

35:33

now that he did this big thing, I'm just saying, I've

35:35

been saying so. Do

35:37

you look at the profile pic for Max Tony? No.

35:45

That's not the person I bet, right?

35:48

I would be willing to guess

35:50

that no, this like 17 year

35:52

old Russian model is

35:54

not resistance posting into the support. supporting

36:01

a Democratic administration or supporting the

36:03

Biden-Harris administration. No, this person's much

36:06

too pouty and introspective to be

36:08

writing something like Max

36:11

Tony did. So I

36:13

just looked up what else Max Tony is doing

36:15

in the group. Oh, they're selling T-shirts. Oh,

36:18

hell yeah. So yeah, Max Tony posting

36:21

here, an

36:23

AI, either AI or photoshopped image

36:26

of Obama holding up the T-shirt

36:28

that she's trying to sell, which

36:31

it says, nope, not

36:34

again, but the oh

36:36

and nope is stylized to look like Donald

36:38

Trump. It's got the Trump hair and it's

36:40

got the red tie hanging from the oh.

36:44

Very mixed message on this shirt. Didn't,

36:47

yeah, didn't, I mean, I

36:49

guess you're saying nope to the

36:52

orange man, but it's like the nope is the

36:54

orange man. So it's almost like the orange man

36:56

is saying nope to your

36:58

candidate. The only reason we're reading

37:00

it that way is because Obama is holding it.

37:03

Right. If

37:05

you put Obama holding the shirt on the

37:07

shirt, that would make, that

37:09

would maybe be better. Maybe this is

37:11

the shirt. Maybe this

37:13

is what you get on the shirt, is this as a print on

37:15

the shirt. What's really sad and,

37:18

you know, saying and think about is

37:20

that, like there's

37:22

like a tree now, like in the Amazon that's just

37:24

gone because of this image.

37:26

Like it's just gone just because of

37:28

this Obama. Obama looks. Holding a child

37:31

size shirt that has

37:33

like a right angle in the corner that's not being

37:35

supported by his hand. It's just prop there. That's

37:38

a pretty fucking applause. He does look cool though,

37:40

Obama. He does it cool. Probably

37:42

our coolest looking person. They kind of did his

37:44

ears dirty. His ears aren't that wild. I

37:49

think they will submit them a little bit. It's

37:51

funny because like, so this meme about Joe will

37:53

make some mistakes, but they'll be, you know, sure

37:56

he might fall down a manhole, but he was

37:58

bringing you a Christmas present. Yeah, exactly.

38:02

That has 352 likes and loves in this group. And

38:08

then, but also her post where she shares

38:10

the t-shirt also has

38:12

like 300 likes and loves in the group. So I

38:14

don't know if like the

38:17

whole group is bots and

38:19

they're all liking each other's bot posts. Or

38:22

if it's, I suspect it's a mix of

38:24

the two. Yeah. Everybody in the

38:27

group is too old to know

38:29

when somebody is selling something to them

38:31

directly. Yeah. They're just like, oh, this

38:33

is a cool t-shirt. Oh,

38:35

I like Obama. I like things like,

38:38

you know, like the famous story of when I liked the

38:40

post because it had a picture of Martin Luther King Jr.

38:42

on it, but then ended up

38:44

being an anti-abortion post. Exactly.

38:46

It's just like that. I like Obama

38:49

click. Some of these, some of the

38:51

cope though after this

38:53

debate performance was incredible.

38:55

So this is another meme I saw

38:58

from Shauna in the supporting Biden Harris

39:00

Facebook group. Oh,

39:02

it's a Jimmy Kimmel quote. I just saw

39:04

this. Okay. So it's a- I just note,

39:06

I knew that because of the style of

39:08

the, of the quote. Cause they impact fun.

39:11

It has, it has no, no, because of

39:13

what it's saying. It's very Jimmy Kimmel. If

39:15

you're familiar with Jimmy's material, you can recognize

39:17

it from a mile away. Okay. Yeah. Should

39:19

I read Jimmy's material? Oh yeah. Yeah. It's

39:23

just a meme. It's like a quote. And

39:25

it says, just because you think Alfred

39:27

is too old to take care of the bat

39:29

cave, you don't replace him with

39:32

the Joker. Classic

39:34

Kimmel. Are

39:37

you supposed to say that Trump is the

39:39

Joker? That's kind of dangerous. That's

39:41

super dangerous, especially cause the new one's coming out

39:44

soon. I think Trump

39:46

himself would say he's the Joker. I

39:49

think this is a, you're

39:51

like correctly looking at

39:54

what he's landing on what one of his

39:56

positive attributes is, which is that he's a,

39:59

he's a wild man. wild man who

40:01

calls calls him like he sees him.

40:03

He's an outsider a renegade. Just

40:07

be funny guy. Funny guy. Just because you

40:09

think Alfred is too old to take care

40:11

of take care of bat cave

40:13

not even the bat cave to take care of bat

40:16

cave. That's

40:18

maybe not a good analogy either. I would

40:22

want maybe not like

40:24

an elderly man servant to

40:26

be president of the United States. Still yeah.

40:29

Even if it's a oh

40:32

no that was a Morgan Freeman but that was the assistant

40:35

guy. Yeah. That guy was a

40:37

scientist Tony. I don't know why you assumed he was

40:39

some sort of help or something. He was

40:41

like the head engineer at Fox. Fox

40:44

was his name by the way.

40:46

It's not Morgan Freeman. Alfred

40:50

Fox. I don't know if it was his name also

40:52

Alfred. I don't remember. Yeah.

40:57

Very very. Yeah definitely. We

41:00

need we need somebody running the

41:02

bat cave. Yeah. Also why do

41:05

we need why is somebody way in the bat

41:07

cave. You know you're just promoting like servitude anyways

41:09

like that's not cool. We need someone to put

41:11

the nipples on the suits. And

41:14

yes I mean this is the Joker

41:16

going to do it. No the Joker the nipples would

41:18

probably be inverted. So when you put on the suit

41:20

it would hurt your nipples. If we let the Joker

41:23

in charge of it. The

41:25

Joker would make ones that actually squirt water

41:27

at you or

41:29

acid or acid or acid. Yeah

41:32

man imagine imagine trying to trying

41:34

to breastfeed but it's acid. That'd

41:37

be bad. That is in Project

41:39

2025 from what I heard. We're

41:42

going to hear your first pregnant mothers

41:45

lactate acid. We're here for breaking news.

41:48

But yeah I mean and also you need someone

41:50

who you can trust to take the proper measurements

41:52

of your nipples because you can't just have anyone doing

41:54

that. You need someone like Alfred who's

41:56

you know kind. You

41:59

know Trump

42:01

would give you a purple nurple when he's

42:03

doing that. Plus, plus Alfred has that hot

42:05

ass niece. Yeah.

42:08

At least your silver stone. I

42:11

think Trump probably has some hot nieces. Yeah.

42:14

Let's look, let's look at him. Let's

42:17

go see what we can find. Yeah. Let's go check this

42:19

out. It's

42:22

all right. I'm not relative thick. It's

42:25

okay folks. I'm an uncle myself. So

42:30

it's fine. This is my lane. Yeah. Listen,

42:37

just because commissioner Gordon shot a 13 year

42:39

old in the back, doesn't mean

42:41

we turned the keys over to the city to fricking

42:43

two face. Right? Think

42:46

about it. Cause yeah, two face, evil guys,

42:48

bad guys. He's the bad guy. There's still,

42:52

there's still going for this narrative of like of

42:54

they're still pushing this hypothetical

42:56

villain thing instead of like talking about the

42:58

real villain, like villainness of them. You know, you

43:01

don't need, you don't need to, you

43:03

don't need to chalk them up to being like the joker.

43:05

He's like an actually bad person. Yeah. Well,

43:07

you know, these are late night comedians are trying

43:09

to make jokes. I just, it's, you know, maybe

43:11

not, maybe not one of the best, but

43:14

um, I

43:16

liked this comparison. Tell me if this

43:18

comparison seems accurate to you, Tony. Linda

43:20

green says, watching Olympic

43:23

gymnastics trials and Simone Biles had

43:25

a rough balance beam, but came

43:27

back and killed the floor exercise.

43:31

David says good comparison heart

43:33

emoji. Yep. Um, does

43:36

Joe Biden have black girl magic?

43:41

He does, but he, he got it synthesized.

43:45

He got it. He actually, he harvested

43:47

his one that there is. A

43:51

adrenochrome is real. Yeah, actually. It's just, it's

43:53

just adrenochrome that smells like Shea butter. I

43:57

love this. Like, you know, uh, One

44:00

of the arguably greatest athletes in the

44:02

history of athleticism kind

44:04

of had a little hard time one time and

44:06

then they were resilient. They came back and she she

44:09

was She was only 15

44:12

when that happened now imagine it's somebody with

44:14

a lifetime of experience behind them Yep,

44:17

and it's funny because that it like someone by someone

44:19

who I think she's done now. I

44:21

think she retired at

44:24

like At like 30 32

44:27

which is super old for gymnastics Maybe

44:30

she maybe she wasn't as wrong as young as

44:32

I thought she was when she was no when

44:35

she started But remember she started a long

44:37

time ago. She's been she's been in the zeitgeist

44:39

for for well over a decade Yeah,

44:42

but if she's 30, that's like almost our age, dude. I

44:45

Mean, there's still a little bit of a gap

44:47

it but yeah But she's been she's been around like

44:50

notable since we were in our early

44:52

20s. I guess I guess so man. Wow

44:54

time flies What is time? You know watch

44:56

these youngsters, you know, you know them when

44:58

they're just a little Sprat on the US

45:00

Olympic team Now they're

45:02

no they're adults. They're retired, you

45:05

know, you're watching retired millionaires You're

45:07

watching two twins play play the same girl

45:09

on a on a sitcom and before you

45:12

know it you're on a website It's counting

45:14

down to the 18th birthday blink

45:16

of an eye Um,

45:19

we watched big daddy Yeah

45:22

the other day. Yeah, and I was like Before

45:25

we turned it on I was like, oh Anakin

45:28

Skywalker's is in this right? It's Jake

45:30

Lloyd. It's that's who's the the kid

45:32

who wipes his own ass Uh,

45:35

no, it's the it's the twins kids and

45:37

I was like, I was like, where do

45:39

I know these little fuckers from? Like I

45:41

know this movie i've seen big daddy a ton

45:43

of times. He's he's cute He's a great great

45:46

little actor in both of them are there's two

45:48

of them spoiler Wipes his own ass, you know

45:50

wipes his own ass. He parties with scuba steve

45:52

He would never reveal that he's been asked to

45:54

be a secret member of the scuba squad um

45:59

But I was like, oh these are the kids from

46:01

the sweet life of Zack and Cody. That's

46:03

what they went on to do. Okay.

46:06

After. That's fine. I never put that together.

46:09

Yeah. If

46:12

I would have known, I might've given Zack and Cody a

46:14

run, but I, you know, I didn't know that I, I didn't

46:17

know I was already a fan of their previous work. I,

46:20

I don't think it had the same writing

46:22

team as big daddy. I think

46:25

it was maybe a different show. Cause yeah, that was,

46:27

it was a probably a little

46:29

young for us. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Cause

46:31

I was, I like, I was

46:33

watching something on Disney channel at the

46:36

time. Try

46:38

to, I was trying to think of like what actual Disney

46:40

channel shows I watched. Cause

46:43

even, even like even Stevens was too late

46:46

for me. Yeah, just barely.

46:48

I watched, but I, I watched

46:50

boy meets world, which

46:52

was on the Disney channel. Absolutely. Yeah. And

46:55

then flash forward, I think

46:57

was on the Disney channel. Don't

46:59

remember that one. It's got, I

47:02

think that's the one with Ben Foster in it. Okay.

47:05

Ben Foster, who's like a really good actor.

47:07

He normally plays like a psycho. He looks

47:10

kind of kind of like a white nationalist.

47:12

Yeah. I think he was in flash forward

47:15

anyway. Yeah.

47:18

I don't, did you, do you remember any of the

47:20

Disney sitcoms you watched? Cause it was

47:22

weird. They didn't have a lot of good stuff to

47:24

be honest. I didn't have cable. I didn't have cable

47:26

for a long time. I was, I

47:28

would watch a VHS is where my

47:30

uncle would record entire seasons of the

47:33

Bob Newhart heart show and

47:35

the Drew Carey show and

47:37

a Seinfeld. So we

47:39

would just watch those over and over again. And

47:42

like, if I did watch Disney, I don't

47:45

remember. Like I don't remember like looking forward

47:47

to a show. No did Nickelodeon. Nickelodeon was

47:49

always superior. Now that the made for TV

47:51

movies, of course. Okay. What do you,

47:53

so which one are we talking? Smart house? We're

47:55

talking, we're talking Brink. We're talking Brink.

47:57

Absolutely. You know, um, We're

48:00

talking Halloween town Halloween town. Sure

48:02

sure you know Oh,

48:06

you know we know we might have to check out his

48:08

motocross Yeah, I

48:11

didn't watch that one at the time, but I remember

48:13

it. That's got a it's got a spiky bleach hair

48:15

kid in it I was a little older there. Did

48:17

you remember it? Do you remember the plot of motocross?

48:19

It's like a girl. He's like a Girl

48:22

pretending to be it's like Mulan. It's a

48:24

girl pretending to be a guy motocross. She

48:26

like falls so cow Mulan. It's High

48:30

desert Mulan. It's

48:33

bro Mulan. Yeah, it's bro.

48:35

Brule Yeah,

48:37

she shaved her head to become part of the metal militia

48:42

And then Brian Deegan's like wait are those tits

48:44

She gets sponsored by nitro to go and

48:47

gets like sexually harassed within the first three

48:49

minutes of being part of their team. Yeah

48:54

Back to some of these yeah, this

48:56

one I think I Think

49:00

right here was my favorite Jerry Taylor

49:02

posts a meme That

49:04

shows Hitler in front of the like

49:06

the Nazi army You know all

49:09

assembled and it says don't

49:11

base everything on public speaking skills.

49:13

I Love

49:15

this because usually that's the thing like when

49:17

people do the Hitler talk they go well.

49:19

He was a great orator He was a

49:21

great public speaker, but now they're saying like

49:24

whoa that guy's real good at speaking You

49:26

know who else was good at speaking? Hmm

49:30

and like that's not the way you know

49:32

who else had a huge grassroots following a

49:34

Hitler Yeah Do we really want that and

49:37

we really going for that and like that's

49:39

also not how you compare Trump to Hitler

49:41

There's like there's a million other

49:43

ways you if you want to go that route Well,

49:45

they're I don't think Trump is super Trump doesn't enter

49:47

in strangely enough Trump doesn't

49:50

enter into this Hitler analogy.

49:52

This is purely an anti-biden

49:54

By Hitler is the anti-biden yeah,

49:59

it would be fun because they don't want to admit

50:01

they don't have to stray like they don't want to

50:03

admit that Trump is a good public speaker No,

50:06

they want to just keep up with oh, he's a

50:08

clown He just talks out of his ass and it's

50:10

like yeah sure but a clown still needs to be

50:12

able to talk to an audience It's

50:14

like the whole point of clowning is to

50:16

communicate funny ideas Yeah

50:20

And it wouldn't be funny if like what if

50:22

turns out Biden's actually doing like a Kaufman thing

50:24

and he's a fucking genius Oh

50:27

could be yeah, I wouldn't put it

50:29

past that wily old goat What if he's working

50:31

on a dock and we're all gonna feel real

50:33

silly a Borat style doc where he? He

50:36

infiltrates the presidency and acts real silly and

50:38

just gets everyone to fall for it and

50:40

behind the scenes He's like these idiots are

50:42

still supporting me. Can you believe this? Yeah,

50:46

that's probably what's going on I

50:49

think so makes sense. Oh, oh you

50:51

want a young more energetic candidate Hmm.

50:53

I seem to remember a young energetic

50:55

candidate did a gripped Europe Very

51:02

very cool. I just don't base everything

51:04

on public speaking skills. He's a he's

51:06

a politician. That's the one thing They

51:09

put like okay, maybe okay.

51:12

Wow. He's not he's not a gifted

51:14

orator but

51:16

he can Get

51:19

disparate parties to negotiate and

51:21

to come to a Compromise

51:24

on it. No, he can't do that either

51:27

Yeah, you know it's and it's

51:29

especially leading up to an election to be

51:32

like well He's never been great at communicating

51:35

to the public That's

51:37

not that's not what this presidency is all about

51:40

No, he see the thing is

51:43

he he he got all this talking out in

51:45

the first campaign You know,

51:47

he finished tons of sentences that time and and

51:49

it's like it's kind of fucked up that we're

51:52

like means testing the presidency

51:55

You know, he's already proven he can do it. You

51:57

know, he's let him do his job. He's

51:59

focusing energy on running the country. Um,

52:02

me, me, me, Joe Biden typing

52:05

up my memoirs, uh, as

52:07

I had finished all my sentences that

52:09

I wanted to in the first term,

52:12

there was no need for me to finish any

52:14

sentences the next term. Yeah.

52:17

Yeah. It's a waste of time. Finishing your sentences

52:19

is a waste of time when we all kind

52:21

of know how we should feel already. To

52:23

waste the time. It's a waste of energy.

52:25

It's just don't, there's no, it's wait. It's

52:27

patronizing. Don't treat me like I'm a third

52:29

grader. I don't need to hear the, the,

52:31

uh, the object of that verb. If

52:34

you really want to know how he feels, go ahead and look

52:36

up all the stuff he's done yourself. Okay. I'm not going to

52:38

educate you. I think there is like

52:40

a website that's like, what has Joe Biden done? Fuck.

52:43

And it's, it's like

52:45

strengthened relationships with Israel. Billion

52:50

dollars and more funding for local

52:52

police departments. He

52:55

gave the IRS a K 47. I

52:57

actually think that one's cool. That one was pretty

52:59

cool. Yeah, I'm fine with that. Um,

53:02

cause that means there's more in circulation. That's

53:04

why it's cool. This last one, same,

53:09

same guy, Jerry Taylor, the guy who was

53:11

opposed to the Hitler meme, uh,

53:14

says I don't abandon someone because they

53:17

had a bad night. Joe

53:19

has my back and I have his

53:22

it that simple. It that

53:24

simple, Tony. Um,

53:27

this was, this is a common sentiment and I kind

53:29

of, I kind of feel like I predicted this, but

53:32

yeah, Evelyn Brown replies, saving

53:35

our ungrateful asses during the

53:37

pandemic is what a president does

53:40

and helping to build America back, not

53:42

with propaganda, but with deeds, go

53:45

Mr. Deeds, another good Adam Sandler,

53:47

another heartwarming. Very sneaky. Very sneaky.

53:49

Oh man. He's so sneaky. So

53:51

good. So sneaky. Uh,

53:54

go Joe, we're behind you. So

53:58

this is saving our ungrateful. full

54:00

asses during the pandemic. They're

54:03

almost doing the Hillary. We owe

54:05

him Queen thing. I

54:08

don't abandon someone because they had a bad

54:10

night. Tony. This shows, listen, Joe Biden might

54:13

not hear your comments, but your other friends

54:15

who totally fuck up and fall flat on

54:17

their face in front of a nation of

54:20

millions that they're trying to win the votes of, they'll

54:22

hear you. They'll hear you. Yeah. Yeah. How are

54:24

they going to take that? You want you? That's not cool.

54:26

Joe Biden's your friend. Would you talk about your friend that

54:28

way? Also, like what do you, what do

54:30

you mean? Save your asses during the pandemic? Like was

54:33

he the one that like sent his checks

54:35

and rolled out a vaccine? Did he do

54:37

that? No. In fact, they declared the pandemic

54:39

over as soon as like his administration got

54:41

enough. Yeah. Like what, what do you

54:43

mean? He beat it. He beat, he beat it. He

54:45

didn't have to, that's what he meant when he said

54:47

he beat Medicare. He

54:50

didn't have to beat Medicare. All right.

54:52

He could have just let Medicare continue to

54:54

do reek its havoc on the country.

54:58

But no, he decided to declare Medicare

55:00

over. He did it. And

55:02

we're all so grateful. But yeah, no,

55:04

this, this is a sentiment I was kind

55:06

of picking up from the zeitgeist, which

55:09

is if you as the

55:11

American voter don't have enough

55:13

pity for Joe Biden to

55:16

vote for him in this election,

55:18

did I don't know if we even

55:21

deserve a democracy. Yeah.

55:23

If we're this callous of a people

55:25

that we can't recognize

55:27

when somebody needs our help.

55:31

I bet, I bet you're the first one to just

55:33

ship pop pop off to off to a home. This

55:36

is white culture. This is what they do. And

55:38

this is how white people treat their elders. You

55:41

know, in other countries, they respect their elders. Did

55:43

you know that? They respect, they

55:45

revered their, their honor. They're put

55:47

in places of importance and

55:50

here we just throw them out with

55:52

the trash. Yep. Oh, oh, just cause you

55:54

can't say words, you can't run a country. Wow. I

56:01

do like the right wingers

56:03

who are responding to

56:07

all of our lefty friends and mutuals and social

56:09

media who

56:13

are like, last night it

56:15

was like watching the devil bring

56:17

to life a shriveled potato husk to

56:20

talk at us for two hours. And

56:23

then you have some

56:25

right wing MAGA

56:27

guy or some griper

56:30

or Pepe frog avatar being like,

56:32

yeah, where was this energy for

56:34

the last four years, huh? Yep.

56:38

Oh, now all of a sudden you don't

56:40

like Joe Biden, Mao did nothing wrong 69.

56:44

Yeah, we've been telling you that Joe

56:46

Biden is incompetent. We're

56:50

all fake friends is all, you know, they're all fake

56:52

friends. They didn't say

56:54

anything and now it's like, that's the whole thing too.

56:57

It's funny watching people go into this. I

56:59

thought he was the perfect communist. What happened?

57:02

Yeah, what happened there, huh? But it's like,

57:04

yeah, it's funny watching people go into this like panic. It's like,

57:07

now is when you notice you

57:10

didn't watch any of the fan cams

57:12

before this. Right, see that's a criticism

57:14

you could level at almost any like

57:16

democratic partisan for sure. But it's just

57:18

funny to see it like posted

57:21

at Marxist theorists, you know, guys that

57:24

I only know because

57:26

they're like leftist professors of

57:29

history. It's like, I

57:31

don't think they were ever saying Joe Biden was

57:33

a good pick for. Most

57:35

people did know, I'm sorry. Most people did

57:37

know that Joe Biden was like, like when

57:39

he got the numb, when he started doing

57:42

that well, I think all of us tugged

57:44

our collars. Anybody who didn't want Trump to

57:46

be president was like, that's

57:49

not, you're not a genius

57:52

for seeing that folks. I

57:54

mean, it's just, but again, like you could be,

57:56

I guess mistaken looking at like the political pundit

57:58

class talking about. the

58:01

political class and the pundit class, both talking

58:03

about, well, in private, Joe Biden is just

58:05

so eloquent and so in command of his

58:08

own train of thoughts. I've

58:10

actually heard, I have a friend who saw

58:12

him do a cartwheel. And

58:16

you wouldn't want him to do that in

58:18

front, it would be clownish, honestly. He

58:22

would be lowering himself to Trump's level. If

58:25

he did those pushups, he pretends he can do. Honestly,

58:28

I think I'm kind of understanding, I think it was a

58:30

round off. Whoa. I think it was a

58:32

round off. I don't think it was a cartwheel. That's

58:34

hard because you gotta be able to stop

58:37

your momentum. I mean, what's the number one

58:39

threat to an older person? It's falling. And

58:42

when you round off, you're just landing with

58:44

your back essentially to the, almost to the

58:46

ground. Your back's going down if you don't

58:48

have those limber, limber hammies that

58:50

I'm guessing, I'm glad to know that

58:52

Joe Biden has. See, real heads

58:54

know that. And that's where the Simone Biles comparison

58:57

came from. You would have

58:59

known that if you were tapped in. Yeah. Well,

59:01

that's the country folks. I hope

59:04

everybody enjoyed it. Hope everyone

59:06

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59:09

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1:00:00

there's one more thing. If

1:00:03

you're somebody who doesn't want to see Trump

1:00:05

become president, even if you're someone who's rooting

1:00:07

for Biden, please

1:00:10

pray, do whatever you need to

1:00:12

do, offer tithes, make a

1:00:14

sacrifice that they don't decide

1:00:16

to settle this

1:00:20

runoff in a game of golf because

1:00:22

Biden's going to get washed. He's going

1:00:24

to get absolutely destroyed. So

1:00:26

let's just pray that it doesn't come down to

1:00:28

a driving competition. Because

1:00:31

that motherfucker is not a six

1:00:33

handicap. I'll

1:00:35

tell you that much. Just please hope that,

1:00:37

you know, we got to maintain democracy. I'm

1:00:40

manifesting a dark Brandon

1:00:42

meme where Trump

1:00:45

says, I challenge you to a driving

1:00:47

contest. And then the next meme is

1:00:49

Biden running over Donald

1:00:51

Trump in his, yeah, 1945 coop

1:00:54

deville with sunglasses on and saying,

1:00:56

you're on Jack, but he's, you know, Trump's already

1:00:59

dead under the wheel. I

1:01:02

like it. I like it. Yeah. All right. Well,

1:01:04

that's it folks. Bye. Flip

1:01:28

you on a track like Tasha Jones. Overnight

1:01:57

is like that and get to. It's

1:02:01

nobody's business when you have to mention John

1:02:03

Doe's Headlights, them and put the passages as

1:02:05

why I woke Red nose piss

1:02:07

is not a fact and it's a combo

1:02:09

We call that shit speed, I ain't rapping

1:02:11

it, it's not dope You want it like

1:02:13

me? I ain't jacking niggas, I chose to

1:02:15

keep my air to the streets So I

1:02:18

can find hope, the next era to keep

1:02:20

Just sparing and a drum goes You little

1:02:22

bold people snaring in Sedanzo I'm like Shep

1:02:24

Varian in the ears with some young goats

1:02:26

I splurge these with the sharing in the

1:02:28

front row Catch me off

1:02:30

Least with an heiress and some large

1:02:32

cokes Caviar Jeep, new and serious and

1:02:34

brush spokes Out in Paredes, June, serious

1:02:37

gun smoke I said

1:02:39

I bet I get back, send it I was

1:02:41

headed back to selling packs until I met my

1:02:44

end I've been to hell and back with feelings

1:02:46

that finesse I'm with my grimace, I was pilling

1:02:48

Calicimbus I was interviewing some time to myself I

1:02:51

said I bet I get back, send it I

1:02:53

was headed back to selling packs until I met

1:02:55

my end I've been to hell and back with

1:02:57

feelings that finesse I'm with my grimace, I was

1:02:59

pilling Calicimbus I was interested Pathological

1:03:02

new counter, this is the truth Power's

1:03:04

sharpening all my abilities I'm gaining new

1:03:07

powers, two man for utilities We build

1:03:09

new towers, it's ours Hop out the

1:03:11

roads, you can smell the flowers Carry

1:03:13

ammunition to the 10th power You and

1:03:16

the storm going fishing, get a quick

1:03:18

shower Shit, sour Pour

1:03:20

the mass down like slipknot Tote

1:03:23

the pistol with the rifle in the

1:03:25

quick slide Look like I ride big

1:03:27

10 for a wristwatch My shit sparkling

1:03:30

like alien nets Knocking pieces on the

1:03:32

chessboard, replacing their best Step with Nikes

1:03:34

in the field, boy, I played with

1:03:36

a check Like I was King James,

1:03:38

freeze frame, right route Breathe, flame, bring

1:03:41

pain, leave stains Bring change, we each

1:03:43

gain Don't be fucking

1:03:45

around with me, man Time myself You