In the grim dark future, there is only war. Sounds super uplifting, huh? Well, if you're a dude who appreciates super soldiers wearing tank-like armour, shooting explosive shells and gutting one another wiuth chain axes, you need to try my new obsession - Warhammer 40K.

In this episode, I'll do a garbage-tier job of explaining part of the 40K universe, the books and games that make it exciting, and repeatedly berate you if you aren't currently as enthralled as I am. I even go through the painstaking process of giving you a read/don't read for most of the 50 Horus Heresy books, because my opinion totally matters! More important than that, I'll lay out the case for why this could be a fantastic distraction for you, and is entertaining as hell and well worth your time.

1. If you're an actual Warhammer 40K fan, please don't yell at me. If I got something wrong or missed a detail, it wasn't intentional, so save your rage for when 7-11 runs out of Mountain Dew slushies.

2. If you paint your own models, please send that crap to me. I love the models more than life, but accept the fact that I will never be able to do what you do so I want to admire your work.

3. I love the space marines, but my heart is T'au. Pon-Pon.