Pop Punk The Aughts Episode 4: Addicted

The man in the suit climbed to his feet sans stilts and pants and he stood before the boys in boxer shorts with dollar signs on them.

"Whoa. I don't remember Muggsy being THIS short," exclaimed Cameron.

"I'm not him, asshole!" The man yelled. "He's just my hero. That's why I wear his jersey. My name's Frederick McCormick and this here's my circus."

"We were told you had some pop punk acts here. Is it just the bears or…" Memphis trailed off.

"Oh those are just for the tourists," Frederick said, dusting himself off.

He walked over to the nearby wall, slid back a panel and pressed a button to an intercom.

"Hey Jerry, can I get a new pair of pants?" Frederick spoke into the speaker. "Regular-size pleased. Oh and have somebody reset the bears. We're doing something different with our guests."

A garbled "Right away, Boss" came back through the speaker.

"Now, how do you boys feel about Simple Plan?" Frederick said with an eerie smile.

"Oh, fuck me. Not again." John grumbled as he finished tying his shoes.

"Are they here? We heard that Jeff guy is pretty cool," Cameron said.

"Right this way, gentleman" Frederick said with a bow.

It was soon interrupted by a man in a panda suit appearing from a hidden door. He handed Frederick a pair of dress pants.

"Goddammit, Jerry. Not while I'm being dramatic."

What happens next? Stay tuned.

Highlights: Deja Vu; Green Water; More Dumb Names; To The Face; It's Always Winter in Hockey; Open Mouth, Insert Dong; Such a Great Joke; Wrestling is back!; Dino Don Vito Bravo; You Motherfucker; JCVD BVDs; Shrinky Dinx; Resting Mah Chin; Scooby Dude; Spying On Kids!; TV Smashers; Red Peters; Welcome to My Life; Fan Pop Facts; Jeff!; So Drunk; Fwins