This week, we get to play that classic party game, Swiss Boarding School Telephone, as Liz applies for a competitive scholarship that would allow her to move to Switzerland to study. Luckily, Jessica is around to throw a wrench in the plans by impersonating Liz and hitting on the middle aged man sent to interview her (among others).

Join us as we discuss the allure of foreign lands, the moral quandaries that an ill-begotten lottery ticket creates, and the social fact of a yawn on this week’s episode “You is a deictic” (Sweet Valley High #38, Leaving Home).