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Guess Who's Back, Back Again.. Elson's back from Honeymoon, and we discuss all things Norway, Smithy has a great Blind Ranking for Elson, and we briefly discuss what Scams are so accepted that we don't know they're scams. As usual we have some
This week we say Happy 4th July to our American listeners (even though we don't know what its for..), Smithy has a funny cock head which is quite relevant to the general election, and we talk about our funniest stories from work! We also have a
We're back on Zoom this week and both CANNOT be arsed. Smithy has a long winded cock head who talks absolute dribble for hours (maybe he should start a podcast..) and Elson can finally disclose what happened in the Sports Direct Saga!We discuss
This week we discuss Elson's new car, and he has a poem to his old Peugeot! Smithy brings this week's Mass Debate and questions if we should have a Fat Tax, we have some listener jokes, and we get carried away playing Yo Momma!As always, get yo
We're back, and theres only one place to start, Smithy has FINISHED his marathon. An amazing achievement, and we spend the episode going over what he enjoyed about it (not much), and what he didn't (quite a lot). Elson has a conspiracy theory a
Welcome back, this week Smithy is gearing up his marathon prep... He's bought some trainers.. Elson has the quickest delivery ever which proves you should always support local, and we have a Mass Debate provided by friend of the Pod, Airz!As al
This week Smithy is still planning his marathon, despite having no trainers! Elson brings us an office placed debate, and we have our first proper PHONE IN!As always, get your Top Cocks, Cock Heads, and Joke into us @twocockspodcast on socials,
This week we discuss if you should listen to convicted singers. Elson has been on 'Minimoon', and Smithy has a great shithouse of a Top Cock!As always get your Top Cocks, Cock Heads, or Jokes in to us @twocockspodcast on socials, and email twoc
Its the Elson Wedding Special! We talk about the big day, our many, many highlights and an amazing surprise that the Groom did not see coming! Pur first time at The Wellesley Arms in Chippenham and what a pub it is!As always get your Top Cocks,
This ones on Zoom, but it's a belter.Smithy manages to get from Graffiti to bumming Hitler (Yes... Really..), Elson has some luck at the Chocolate Shop, and we have some more listener jokes!As always, get your jokes, anecdotes, debates and stor
We have a special guest!We have our American on the pod and we cover schooling, politics, humour and food!This is a 2 parter episode so please listen to part 1, available now!As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Fac
We have a special guest!We have our American on the pod and we cover schooling, politics, humour and food!This is a 2 parter episode so please stay tuned for episode 2 coming next week!As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodc
Back at The Crown, and Smithy's old colleague Swifty joins us for some Farm Stories!We also discuss scammers, THAT Nike kit and Japanese food.As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on Facebook and Instagram! Hosted on Ac
Our second visit to The Crown At RegilThis week, we actually have a deep chat which went really well. That being said, Elson has 3 top cocks, and Smithy has one of the worst Cock Heads ever!As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocock
Our first episode at The Crown at Regil!This week, we discuss Elson's stag do! Elson has given the guys who went a footballer rating for the acclaimed Stag XI and Smithy has a joke that even he nearly cut out! (But didn't!)As always, get your j
Our final episode at The Consti in Clevedon this time around!This week, two blokes who don't know the definition of being embarrassed discuss what's more awkward between 3 toe curling (for most people) situations, Elson is obsessed with Marbles
We are joined by Ex-Marine Tom Coombe who talks all about his experiences in the Forces, tells some fascinating stories of the times he spent, and even provides a 'Cock Head Of The Week'!We thank Tom for coming on, and for taking the time to ha
We're back at The Consti Club in Clevedon!This week it's the build up to Elson's Stag, Smithy discusses drugged up Dolphins & We have a surprise appearance from the famous Julie!As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast on
Smithy is back from the darts with no remaining voice or dignity, Elson has found a 'Cockhead' and 'Top Cock' in the same story, and the whole episode is an all round shambles!Although we do have a joke from a listener abroad!As always, get you
Our first episode at The Consti Club in Clevedon, Elson's Home Alley for Skittles! And we have improved our sound quality!This week, Smithy can't understand what hiking even is and believes it's just walking uphill, Elson has an annoying repeat
Our final episode at The Three Tuns, Great Bedwyn, for now! (Much like Terminator, and Herpes, we will be back!)Elson asks what the most timeless song is, Smithy has an interesting theory about 12am & 12pm and we hear some more listener jokes!A
It's a Bon-ers Episode!We have a very special guest, Ex Policeman Neil Loy. Neil discusses his career, answers our questions, and even provides a cracker of a joke!You won't want to miss this episode as we delve deep into the world of modern da
We rant about social media for way too long (and also, not long enough..)Smithy gets ID'd and he's buzzing, Elson is in a Skittles Rut, and we have some more cracking listener jokes!As always, get your jokes and stories into us @twocockspodcast
We've got two very different 'Cock Head's' of the week, ones a national store, the other is a renound genius, with a tarnished reputation.Our 'Top Cocks' of the week includes an international shout out, and it's our first time hearing our liste
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