A professional psychologist's ambivalent assessment of Tinned Fruit leaves the duo perplexed. There is little time for introspection, however as Paul is relentlessly pursued by an ex-special branch turned toilet attendant intent on bloody reven

Net curtains and thrill

Aug 18th, 2020 57m 40s

A mysterious letter from a listener has arrived at TF HQ known only as "Convoy" calling into question whether a crime has been committed. Elsewhere elderly men have begun to disappear from Paul Garfunkel's estate, returning years later with amn

Nostra-Des-Mus

Jun 17th, 2020 54m 55s

Aliens excavating the charred remiains of Earth uncover a podcast recording they date to the late 30th Century. Hyper-inflation means that a holiday mishap has serious financial implications for Corination Street's Des Barnes when he picks up t

Klingo Wings

Feb 6th, 2020 52m 49s

The most underwhelming, low-octane episode of Tinned Fruit yet! Paul's trip to Berlin sets a terrifying chain of events in action creating a nightmarish alternative reality. The boys try to navigate this reality with little wit or guile, findi

Rambolin' Man

Jan 29th, 2020 49m 36s

Art and Paul are back! It's like they never left! No honestly nobody even noticed.... The new decade gets off to a shaky start with widespread fear of baldness, celebrity bus crashes hanging over the general public. A mystery drug brought off t

The Passion was Nearly There

Mar 20th, 2019 59m 51s

A supply chain issue and artistic breakdown means that Art and Paul have gone their separate ways. Into the spotlight steps two new hosts, fresh out of "roid rehab" and ready to discuss the utterly non-pertinent issues of the day. In their firs

Chopsticks in the Wind

Dec 7th, 2018 1h

The authorities close in on the boys as they unwittingly become embroiled with denim-clad communist militants led by the boyband Blue, and blow the lid off a money laundering ring at their local ASDA. In Dickensian style, they are visited by a

Shelf-Made Millionaire

Nov 29th, 2018 58m 44s

Tinned Fruit's darkest episode yet. The boys encounter murderers defended by crooked antiques dealers, historical dictators, sporting cheats, fighters and killers, culminating in Paul Garfunkel attending a parade of the world's worst people in

Book Token Oligarch

Nov 12th, 2018 58m 18s

Guest directed by Christopher Nolan, starring Christian Bale as troubled broadcaster Art Simon haunted by the ghosts of the past and Dave Bautista as his uncouth bad-tempered nemesis Paul Garfunkel. After getting "mortal" in Newcastle with Chri

Bedroom Condiments

Nov 2nd, 2018 57m 17s

Paul's podcast play "The Gibraltar Connection" makes its debut. Meanwhile a series of horoscope predictions made by Russell Grant while playing Maximus in Gladiator has serious repercussions for christianity, the dodo, the coconut industry and

Enya's Paperboy

Oct 23rd, 2018 55m 47s

Having sent Enya a redacted christmas card for not tipping him, Paul finds himself in hot water when the singer returns years later to exact her ethereal revenge.

The Devil's Mop

Oct 17th, 2018 53m 50s

A Faustian pact made by Paul- while working at a DIY shop- to become a snooker trivia master backfires as the duo fall foul of the Dark One's diabolical trickery.

Alan Pecia

Oct 10th, 2018 55m 31s

The podcast is threatened by Paul's prima donna behaviour. The boys' Canadian trip takes a sinister turn when they are haunted by a presence that has followed Paul back from a budget ghost tour in Edinburgh.

Findus Bessie

Oct 10th, 2018 47m 29s

The very first episode of Tinned Fruit sees your anonymous hosts drinking smoothies in a working dogs' club, while fantasising about owning a frozen food empire.

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