Coronavirus? More like CoronaSIRENS here comes the police because this pod broke quarantine, by being OUT OF THIS WORLD. Or something like that. Honestly, it's not that good, but the description's gotta hype it up, y'know?In this episode, som

Episode 40: Big Lungs

Jul 18th, 2019 1h 28m

The New York Times recently published a piece titled "Have We Hit Peak Podcast?", lamenting the saturation of the podcast medium by hordes of low-effort hacks, peddling their lukewarm, half-baked shite as if anybody would ever be interested or

Episode 39: Crystalised Into A Shitty Crystal

May 17th, 2019 1h 16m

The Hated Man looked over himself again in the dusty mirror. This was not what he had wished for. This was not what the spirit had promised him. He had wished to be beautiful, to feel worthy of love. The body he'd had was gone, true enough, but

Episode 38: A Big Boi At All Angles

Mar 12th, 2019 2h 37m

The lights had gone again. With torch in hand, Jasmine pushed through the dark. The fuse box was down here, she knew. But where? The space seemed larger than she remembered. And colder. She didn't know what made her look around, turning the lit

Episode 37: Really Good Feeling Of The Shooting

Oct 18th, 2018 1h 37m

Susie lay in her bed and listened to the howling drawing nearer to her window. There had been a time, long ago, when she'd been scared. When she dreaded each night and these terrors they would always bring. She felt nothing now. A hollow numbne

Episode 36: Obviously, The Cyber-Spy Is You

Aug 9th, 2018 1h 9m

The chamber was old. Ancient. The statues, worn beyond recognition after long years alone, stared out through their muddied features, and the walls were mossy and worn. Everything was rotting. The archaeologist raised his lamp higher, peering a

Episode 35: I Hope That I Can Buy Two Dicks

Jul 2nd, 2018 1h 2m

After the bombs had fallen and the smoke had cleared, He crawled up on his blackened rock and judged His work. They called Him a murderer. They said billions had died. They did not understand. He had watched from His place of shelter as the peo

Episode 34: Dick Move, Dumbledore

May 18th, 2018 1h 37m

The tales are still told around the fires, of course. Half-remembered fables spun from fading memories of mighty feats. Songs of heroes, when heroes are needed more than ever. But none have seen the Crowbarbarians in many a ten-year. What has b

Episode 33: Actual Flesh Legs

Apr 29th, 2018 1h 10m

Due to numerous betrayals, for the first time ever a Chunder is being brought to you by only two people. Truly a historic moment for Chunders everywhere. This will surely result in a different podcast than usual, so please let us know if you li

Episode 32: Boom the Thumpy Pads

Jan 28th, 2018 2h 15m

Once again, the Crowbastion has crumbled and the world is in chaos. The people, once nourished weekly with Top Pods, now huddle in desperate shelters, counting the passing decades. The Thur-Sten, greatest of the Stens, has vanished. Who now wil

Episode 31: Ancient Boy Relics

Jul 9th, 2017 1h

(The audio on this episode went a bit wrong. Sorry)This week, the gang get together to solve another curious mystery. Fuelled by mum-made lemonade and lamb in mint sauce, and aided by their trusty dog Scrappers, the gang prove that it was Mis

Episode 30: Hog Cranking

Aug 23rd, 2016 1h 18m

Worse things happen at sea.

Episode 29: Space is Inherently Boring

Jun 18th, 2016 58m 17s

This fortnight on Topic Chunder, the internet is used to make terrible mistakes, like this sh*t. Chris rambles about Card Hunter and Endless Legend and everybody complains about the Tomb Raider reboot. Also something about a boring Paradox spac

Episode 28: Put Everyone in Bins

Jun 7th, 2016 1h 31m

Topic Chunder (can they fuck it) Topic Chunder (yes they can)Chris, Vopp, Kane and Odward too. André’s a dick but you already knew. Talks about Warhammer, like it’s good. Then he shuts up, like gross nerds should.Topic Chunder (can they fuc

Episode 27: The Machinations of a Mermaid

Apr 8th, 2016 1h 18m

The Crowbastion has fallen, the Podenġemot torn asunder. A great famine sweeps the realm, a famine of top pods. Idle sloth and evil thrive in every heart and mind, and children search for hottest takes, finding nary a take amidst the ashen rubb

Episode 26: Super Fast Cars That Slide Really Much

Mar 31st, 2016 1h 38m

From eye, tooth, blood and bone be there another Chunder sown. Neath a sea of blackest night, find our baby, swallow its blight.This episode features a live testing of an Oculus Rift, therefore making it worth listening to. At least until ab

Episode 25: The One They Call The Dong Nord

Mar 16th, 2016 2h 25m

This episode was produced by a team of goblins snatched from their homes to toil day and night. It’s okay though, we feed them presents and words every day, so they must love us. They even say so when we pat them.This fortnight, the gang gath

Episode 24: Mad Max Truck Simulator

Feb 23rd, 2016 1h 48m

Echoing eternal came the dawn scream that made the world, a dark primal cry of beastly things. The Listener fell to their knees, hands upon bloodied ears, but to no avail. The wheel had turned, and the Time of Chunder had come again.

Episode 23: Hunks of Yellow Muscle

Nov 30th, 2015 1h 17m

You only have so much time in your life before you die, rot and become as forgotten as that dream career you had as a child. Why not fart away some precious moments on this amazing podcast?

Episode 22: Your Finger Propels Balls

Nov 10th, 2015 1h 55m

Despite the intervention of international authorities, Topic Chunder is BACK, and slightly betterer than ever. This week, Odward does a shooting of an alien, Kane decalres Titanfall the finest shooter ever made (Presumably excluding the first U

Episode 21: Failed Reboot

Jul 6th, 2015 1h 11m

Just skip it.

Episode 20: Does Grim Fandango Have to Walk

Feb 4th, 2015 2h 33m

This year, we remembered to do a chunder thing, because we are professional pod people. Andelect kicks things off with Valkyria Chronicles, and reveals his racism by mixing up Germans and Russians. Takuna follows this lead with a racially-theme

Episode 19: Adopt an Action Man

Dec 22nd, 2014 1h 52m

It's the Christmas Chunder! See if you can tell. Cian plays a festive fishing game from 1999, Andelect brings the Christmas cheer with some rum-filled Red Orchestra, while Takuna celebrates with some garish Gunpoint. Spad completely ruins our C

Episode 18: Densely Packed Chunder

Nov 22nd, 2014 2h 38m

This week, the gang faces the normally unusual problem of having too many people! But amidst all the vocal trampling we still managed to talk about Titanfall, Civilisation: Beyond Earth, Evolve and a bunch of other stuff probably. That is, when

Episode 17: Japan, Man

Oct 28th, 2014 1h 1m

Despite the many relentless, starved time vampires that plague our busy lives, we still managed to play several games and talk about them for ages. Cian kicks us off with a bit of FIFA (Sorry), before Vopperough rockets into a discussion about