Will the Titanic survive it's maiden voyage across the iceberg strew North Atlantic? Will the unsinkable ship sink? And if it does how many people can fit on a piece of wood? Will the plucky underdog with a heart of gold win the love of the beautiful yet unhappy bride to be of a rich jerk? And even if he does how long will it be until she starts complaining about living in some squalid dump taking care of a brood of ungrateful brats? We won't tell. You'll have to tune in to find out! Except for that last one of course, you can see that coming from a mile away.