Horses are pretty cool, in a terrifying way. Gotta respect a horse. Follow me, the show, check out the Google Doc of rankings.Covering:Pep Comics #42 by Harry Sahlt and Janice ValleuYour Pal Archie #1-5 by Ty Templeton, Dan Parent, Andre

031 - Angry Arch: Fury Riverdale

Mar 18th, 2020 43m 23s

More content for your quarantine! Hopefully I can start cranking these bad boys out more regularly. Follow me and the show. Check out the Google Doc of Rankings.Covering:Pep Comics #41 by Ed Goggin and Harry SahleAfterlife With Archie #6-

030 - Jughead Takes On the Prison Industrial Complex

Jan 22nd, 2020 28m 50s

Things are looking grim for Jughead in almost everything I cover today. Follow me, and the show, on Twitter, and check out, the Google Doc of RankingsCovering:Pep Comics #40 by Harry SahleAfterlife With Archie #1-5 by Roberto Aguirre-Saca

029 - This Podcast Is Anti-Hubby

Oct 31st, 2019 32m 53s

I'm really leaning on that title format. But. IT'S BEEN A WHOLE YEAR OF ARCHIEOLOGY! Yaaaaay. Please, on this birthday, follow me on Twitter, follow the show, check out the Google Doc of Rankings, rate and review on iTunes, all of that, for me.

028 - Somewhere Hearts Are Filled With Love

Oct 23rd, 2019 44m 22s

Legitimately there is no way you could guess where the title of this episode comes from until I get to that part of the episode. Follow my tweets, the show's tweets, and read the Google Doc of RankingsCovering:Archie Comics #3 by Harry Sahl

027 - The Invisible Hand of Hiram Lodge

Sep 18th, 2019 33m 41s

I suffered making this (it's hot and sweaty when you turn off the AC for sound quality) so I guess that means this is art. Follow me, the show. Read The Google Doc of Rankings. Become one with the Archieverse.Covering:Jackpot Comics #9 by B

026 - Celebrating Persons Day!

Aug 21st, 2019 38m 4s

And I hope you celebrate it with me this October 18. Follow my Twitter for bad jokes, and follow the show Twitter if you want me to tweet from there more often. And check out The Google Doc of Rankings.Covering:Pep Comics #39 by Gerry P and

025 - Big Fats and the Doofus Bros

Jul 31st, 2019 43m 40s

You already know what it is. Follow me, follow the show. Read the Google Doc of Rankings.Covering:Pep Comics #38 by Bob MontanaLife With Archie (2010): Archie Marries Veronica #25-30 by Paul Kupperberg, Fernando Ruiz, Pat and Tim Kennedy,

024 - Groundog Day but Archie's Prom Night

Jul 17th, 2019 59m 30s

Like the Backstreet Boys, I'm back, alright! Give me a follow on my Twitter & the Show Twitter, and check out the Google Doc of Rankings.Covering:Archie Comics #2 by Bob Montana and Kobold KeepLife With Archie (2010): Archie Marries Betty

023 - This Podcast Is Anti-Kissing

Jul 3rd, 2019 47m 52s

Not in real life. I just don't like drawings of kissing. Not in comics, and not in animated TV shows. Real people kissing is okay I guess. My Twitter and the show's Twitter demand to be followed, and the Google Doc of Rankings demands to be rea

022 - I Killed Schrodinger's Cat

Jun 12th, 2019 52m 18s

I don't believe in saving the cat. Sorry. Follow my Twitter, and the show's Twitter. Check out the Google Doc of Rankings.Covering:Pep Comics #36 by Bob MontanaLife With Archie (2010): Archie Marries Betty #13-18 by Paul Kupperberg, Pat a

021 - Arch P. Lovecraft

Jun 5th, 2019 50m 35s

The podcast is old enough to drink! Things to follow include ME and THE SHOW on Twitter. Things to study include the objective and scientific GOOGLE DOC OF RANKINGS.CoveringJackpot Comics #8 by Harry SahleLife With Archie (2010): Archie M

020 - Like Jughead, Archieology is Anti-Work

May 30th, 2019 55m 44s

Better Nate than Lever, as the punchline to my favorite joke goes. You know the drill: my Twitter, the show's Twitter (FOLLOW THEM), and the Google Doc of Rankings.Covering:Pep Comics #35 by Red HolmdaleLife With Archie (2010): Archie Mar

019 - Easy Reggie

May 22nd, 2019 1h 1m

I can't really think of anything pithy to say for the description here.Validate me and the show on Twitter! Read the Google Doc of Rankings. And, hey, check out the playlist I mentioned.Covering:Archie Comics #1 by Bob MontanaLife With

018 - Discounts for a Double Wedding

May 8th, 2019 51m 22s

That's right, folks, let's make weddings as efficient as possible. No need to have a bunch of separate weddings, especially if all of your friends are part of the same group. If you agree, disagree, or have no feelings whatsoever about this tak

017 - Alt-Right Archie

May 1st, 2019 46m 26s

It's bad, folks. Archie goes fascist in this weeks Riverdale. To make up for it, follow me and the show, and read up on the Google Doc of RankingsCovering:Jackpot Comics #7 by Bob MontanaLife With Archie (2010): Archie Marries Veronica #1

016 - Getting Married on Halloween

Apr 24th, 2019 1h

Sweet 16, fellow Archieologists! In my longest episode yet, I bite off more than I can chew and go on more only tangentially related political rants than is advisable. Follow me (set me free), follow the show (trust me), check out The Google Do

015 - Blondie, the First #1 Rap Artist

Apr 17th, 2019 39m 20s

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to my podcast, where you can hear everything from my startup pitches to my knowledge of hit fictional band The Monkees (it's non-existent!) S'il vous plaît, por favor, please follow ME and THE SHOW on Twitter, and

014 - Finales That Aren't As Emotional As I'd Like

Mar 27th, 2019 54m 20s

Give me the feelings, please, I can only have emotions vicariously through the media I consume. I should probably get that checked out. If you like what you hear, follow me on Twitter, follow the show on Twitter, and check out the Google Doc of

013 - I am a musical barbarian

Mar 20th, 2019 39m 55s

I mean just no taste whatsoever. Music just doesn't affect me the same way it seems to affect others.Follow me! I command it! Follow the show! I'd appreciate it! Read The Google Doc of Rankings! I allow it!Covering:Jackpot Comics #6 by Bo

012 - Single Payer Healthcare Would Make Archie Better

Mar 6th, 2019 49m 43s

Greetings and salutations, fellow Archieologists. Join me in expanding my practical Archie knowledge to build out my heavy Archie theoretical base. Follow me on Twitter (please), follow the show on Twitter (if you want), and check out the Googl

011 - What is a Shoehorn, Anyways?

Feb 27th, 2019 34m 19s

FEATURING HOT GUEST BERNIE SANDERS. Also learn what a shoehorn is, if you are curious. Me, the show, and the Google Doc of RankingsCovering:Pep Comics #29: written and drawn by Bob Montana. Josie and the Pussycats (2016) #6-9: written by

010 - School Dances, But For Adults

Feb 20th, 2019 50m 4s

We hit double digits, folks! Now lets get double digit listeners as well. Can't have more listeners than episodes, that might be embarrassing. Follow me. Follow the show. Study the Google Doc of Rankings. Join the movement.Covering:Pep Comi

009 - Love? In This Economy?

Feb 13th, 2019 48m 23s

Episode 9 and I'm feeling fine. Getting in the groove and releasing on time. Follow me, and the show, on Twitter, and check out the Google Doc of Rankings.Covering:Jackpot Comics #5 by Bob MontanaJughead (2015) #12-16 by written by Ryan N

008 - Slowly Becoming My Dad

Feb 6th, 2019 50m 37s

I mean there are so many mannerisms of his that I am adopting unconsciously. How is this happening? Can I stop it? Do I even want to? Find out by following me or the show on Twitter, and while you're at it, check out The Google Doc of Rankings.